My dude practically just whipped his nuts out and slammed them against a table like a five pound sack of potatoes, while maintaining eye contact the entire time.
The sad part is that captainpopcornhopperr probably never knew that his name was put in front of the eyes of a million people because he wouldn't've clicked on this video.
Wait did your parachute actually fail or do you mean just in case that happens in the future?? If it did fail that sounds pretty interesting, I’d like to hear more
Somebody just put a gun to my head and said "if you do not tell me who Antonio Canova is I will pull the trigger." I must say I am disappointed in you, Austin. You promised useless information, but this was the opposite.
Some people who sub to channels do this stuff. They make demands of the creator and use their subscription as a threat when they make that demand....like it means anything.
I like how every few seconds when he's filming a video with his face, the video goes on half a second too long. It's funny to see him just standing there with a straight face.
@@HansPeter-qg2vc It once lead me to anime protagonists, laws of wars, metric system and a bunch of random interesting stuffs. Just like the youtube recommendation.
Additionally, there were two "useless" facts that stuck out to me in this video that I might follow up or use in the future: 1) The definition of Liminology 2) Henery L. Menken.
Herpetology: the branch of zoology concerned with reptiles and amphibians. When I was in high school, I used to volunteer in a small natural history museum in Chicago which had an extensive collection of Chicagoland "herps" stored in huge glass jars of formaldehyde in the basement. Sorry I didn't discover your useless information videos sooner than today. Love them. Keep them coming. This is the true essence of trivia.
leaves KRplus Edit: many people seem to not get it, basically, if captainpopcornhopper isn't fictional at all (which i think he is), then he deleted his youtube account.
I just did the same thing instead of sleeping. It’s 7:02 in the morning for me and honestly this information is more useful than the sleep. Apparently.
@@Lee-wb5yx I once rewrote a song from a different character in the song's pov because someone told me (paraphrasing here) that they were excited for my lyrical rewrite as a reply to some of my critique on their own invisioning of the song in the other character's pov, so I decided to rewrite it, of course my rewrite was flawed and very rushed and arguably just as bad.
Some say he's still journeying around the Web, scouring distant servers and forgotten bulletin board systems in search of information but, he has yet to learn anything "useful".
I finished reading a Nintendo article when I hit the random button. Did you know in the UK there is a Medieval-era town crier reading contemporary news?
Yeah, about the test... The test will measure whether you are an informed, engaged, and productive citizen of the world, and it will take place in schools and bars and hospitals and dorm rooms and in places of worship. You will be tested on first dates, in job interviews, while watching football, and while scrolling through your Twitter feed. The test will judge your ability to think about things other than celebrity marriages, whether you’ll be easily persuaded by empty political rhetoric, and whether you’ll be able to place your life and your community in a broader context. The test will last your entire life, and it will be comprised of the millions of decisions that, when taken together, will make your life yours. And everything, everything, will be on it.
@@dat1pengu1n 8 hours for 12 years (without college). So we have to turn the 12 years into days 12×365=730+365=1095 days. We turn it to hours now. 1095×24=105,120 hours. We spend 8 hours every day except saturdays and sundays but the homeworks kind of get the saturday. So only sundays are free. Only 60 days and 8 hours and 33 minutes are free for one year. And 87,840 are all the 6 days of 12 years. Now let's get to the main point out of 87,840 hours how much do all the learning hours take? We spend 29,280 of our life in school which calculates to 1,220 days which calculates to 3 years and 3 months. Sorry...
BtsForLifeu I got 3 years and 18 days. If we go to school 8 hours a day, roughly 275 days a year (since summer break often varies a few days) for 12 years, it’s as simple as multiplying 8 x 275 x 12 to get 26,400 hours, then divide by 24, then 30 to get 36.66666... months. Which is 3 years and 18 days.
These useless information videos help me sleep when my anxiety wants to grab onto anything to prevent me from sleeping. Sometimes zen music or meditation videos are too void of thought. These are helpful and distracting. I love them.
I happened upon your videos by accident, and I tought "why? Why, is this reccomend?".... then I watched... I realized I spent 30 minutes watching and couldn't stop.. then I got my answer..... YOU ARE AWESOME..please never change things.. I am a forever follower now.
That or clicking on random links in articles. In 10 minutes you'll find out you went through at least 3 or 4 unrelated topics which are clearly not what you were looking for in the first place.
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You might think this video is funny, but somewhere a jeopardy contestant is committing this entire video to memory.
*jeropardy wachu
How do you know what i'm doing?
This is what the whole life of trying to become an erudite is like.
@@hartree.y Excluding the fanfic where I discovered the word "erudite", you have to be the only other person I've seen use it :) Kudos to you.
11:20
This video is made because of one comment.
So unbelievably petty, and I find it magnificent.
yea
I certainly enjoyed it.
me too
Petty, but educational
It's a beautiful and well deserved "Go fuck yourself, then" to that commentor.
Alternate title : Styling on a hater for 10 minutes
My dude practically just whipped his nuts out and slammed them against a table like a five pound sack of potatoes, while maintaining eye contact the entire time.
@@lordkrythic6246 I wouldn’t even be surprised if his nuts were 5 pounds
Didn't expect you here 😂❤
Hater has been real quiet since this dropped
حيوا عربان
I love how this series began out of spite
Spite is such an underrated emotion.
It was awesome lol
Its pretty freaking great! 😆
Imagine dying then years later you end up in a video called useless information
Mood
Madlad
Im so sad I’d just be thrilled made it into a video 😂
Mega oof
foo ageM
“On the other hand...”
_proceeds to talk about something entirely unrelated_
This is why I love this channel
OI JOSUKE, I SEE YOU ARE A MAN OF CULTURE AS WELL
Cyber002 wow. your comment really made them change their pfp
1000th like
"Speaking of which,"
Me trying to connect ideas using transition phrases in my essay to make it longer.
The sad part is that captainpopcornhopperr probably never knew that his name was put in front of the eyes of a million people because he wouldn't've clicked on this video.
@ata yüksel naw, he seems like a jerk if that comment he made is anything to go by.
The sad part is that captainpopcornhopperr probably never knew that he was publically humiliated in front of 1.5 million people.
@@Cman04092 it was sarcasm
I'm sure someone went looking for his comment
i love how he transitioned from greek mythology to anime in the matter of seconds
This dude wins the trophy of " best Segway" of the year award
An anime that integrates parts of both Egyptian _and more_ Greek mythology into its canon, to boot.
@@Bee-kv5tx Segue
they're the same thing
"This is a gummy bear"
* eats *
"Now it's not."
FallonFireblade when who and where
6:47
"look at your man, now look at me"
Right when I saw this, the clip appeared of him eating a gummy bear. That was insane.
Genius.
If you pause after each minute, you can make it 10 days of useless information.
My slow internet can probably make it a month
hunnerdayEDT if you pause every 10 years you can get a century of a useless facts.
@@colton6457
You....might wanna check your math on that one
I you pause every 10 years you will never pause the video
@@jennierusso96
Bravo. Exactly.
Funny how one comment made this guy create his most popular video series, freaking legend
This is more “random information,” rather than “useless information.” A lot of this is actually pretty interesting.
Yes actually pretty interesting, but useless nonetheless
"This is a gummy bear... ... ... ...now it isn't."
"Fix it or I'm leaving."
* sips coffee *
"Here's a solid 10 minutes of the fucks I give."
Wouldn’t it be “the f-words I don’t give”?
@@nylotical same difference, you'd say it sarcastically.
What a power move!
@@nylotical are you that scared of the word fuck lol
@@Life_and_Gaming ikr
This was created by spamming “random page” on wikipedia
Maybe. Still grade A spite posting tho
Oh, yeah, that'd be a great way to get a lot of random information
was going to post this comment if it wasn't for this
I think that’s how some people study for jeopardy
Damn, I thought I was original before I saw this
Viewer: I hate your content.
Austin: oh ok…I’ll give you more then
I mean hate views are hate money
Disney should re release the sequels with Austin as BOTH Finn AND kylo
The fact that the next sentence could be literately everything makes it oddly hypnotizing.
Exactly. I intended to leave so many times but I couldn't.
Second comment on a comment with 996 likes
third comment on a comment with 1.1k likes
fourth comment on a comment with 1.6k likes
5th comment on a comment with 1.6k likes (im so cool thats really cool)
"Useless information"
pfft this man saved my life when my parachute didnt work
May I ask how he saved your life?
I agree with @@rezkin_kdt7034 , this deserves elaboration.
M e o w t h
@@trickmint yeah he did that
Wait did your parachute actually fail or do you mean just in case that happens in the future?? If it did fail that sounds pretty interesting, I’d like to hear more
I really like how Austin delivers these in a tone that, to me, just screams "I'm so done with all of you". It enhances the video for me.
The fact that he's so emotionless through this entire video is amazing
Somebody just put a gun to my head and said "if you do not tell me who Antonio Canova is I will pull the trigger."
I must say I am disappointed in you, Austin. You promised useless information, but this was the opposite.
TheBurgerkrieg watch u everyday bro
I love your channel, you're currently one of my favorite content creators
touche
Hi burger good to see ya here
@@vaarmacht6888 I've never watched you any day, bro. Because you don't have any videos.
The person who left that comment
Dude, Wtf?
Well they left because they saw the title of this video. So they wouldn't watch this lol
Some people who sub to channels do this stuff. They make demands of the creator and use their subscription as a threat when they make that demand....like it means anything.
@@PeytonOver yeah exactly. It’s like, a person who has over a million subs won’t care about that one sub of a mean idiot who writes dumb comments.
@@melindawang8568 Thats why I love Austin. He goes to extreme lengths for extreme pettiness and its beautiful
No, we should thank him because he unknowingly created one of my favourite series of youtube videos.
I like how every few seconds when he's filming a video with his face, the video goes on half a second too long. It's funny to see him just standing there with a straight face.
I'm the 1,000,000th view, gotta say, this was 100% worth my time
NICE.
@@austinmcconnell hi
@@bup489 hi
@@jacksonmilligan8525 hi
@@sandeshshrestha483 hi
I like how he says “on the other hand” and then just says something completely unrelated to the previous fact.
ya thats how it works. the OTHER hand. nothing like the first hand at all. never heard of it
@@jnightly9779 on the other hand is actually used to address something that contradicts the first information, not something complete unrelated
@@Jeremy-qn9vg i was just kiddin dude. Not important
@@jnightly9779 sure
@@jnightly9779 sure
I aspire to be this petty
I guide others to a treasure I simply cannot possess. (likes from 66-67)
Yes lol
It’s 690 likes now and so, I cannot like it.
The last person who was this petty was Bran sitting out all night in the cold just to stare at Jaime when he came to Winterfell... I'm LiVinG😂
I love your mix of hard factual trivia, with quirky information, and silly facts.. please keep making more of these videos... they are great!
Where’s my:
“A solid 1 hour of useless information”
Wow this is so useless. I love it
I know im late but
1.2k likes
1 comment
No one:
The random page button on Wikipedia:
It only works for small towns and villages, for some reason.
Once I clicked the button and it led me to a list of people from Chicago.
It was a very long list.
@@HansPeter-qg2vc It once lead me to anime protagonists, laws of wars, metric system and a bunch of random interesting stuffs. Just like the youtube recommendation.
This comment has 5 comments and 1.6k likes.
@@somerandomguy1887 not anymore
the fact that this series started out of spite is amazing
The title: "10 minutes of useless information"
Me: Yes, that's what I've connected the Internet for
Austin: yo squarespace you down to sponsor ten minutes of nothing that I'm making to prove a point
Squarespace: lolk
:)
I'm tired of this channel having useful information. Fix it or I'm leaving
"Alrighty"
So here's a solid 10 minutes of useful information
Well played
Hi, like this if you're reading this while watching the video
@@CanITimeTravel Dammit.
My best friend once said:“Yeah. I expected nothing, but I'm still disappointed.”
That sounds about right.
These "Useless Information Videos" are perfect for many different uses. My favorite is as a slightly educational and calming timer.
Austin: "I have a dog named Bodi."
Me: "Aw cute do-"
Austin: "he's old and suffers from arthritis."
Me:"Oh"
I actually laughed for a minute when I heard that
Bodi winks
Man it don't matter hes still cute
Special weapon yes
667 likes i ruined it hahaha
I found the last fact useful.
Fix it, or I'm leaving.
NintenFan 😂😂
@@nickel3512 oh yeah yeah
“And editing videos about useless information at 4:30 in the morning is the best way to achieve a splitting headache.”
“This is a gummy bear, now it isn’t” is my favorite
stolen
This is a dramatic reading of Wikipedia’s random article button.
Without all the Indian municipalities
I usually get more small European and American small towns
I strive to achieve this level of pettiness
You see one comment out of 1k, it pisses you off so you do this.
I love it.
Buck huh?nice choice
I wouldn't say pissed off lol, the popcorn man issued a challenge and he rose to the occasion.
petty vs pity is something more people should realize
Additionally, there were two "useless" facts that stuck out to me in this video that I might follow up or use in the future:
1) The definition of Liminology
2) Henery L. Menken.
Let's be honest, he actually did it to tell people about the video he sunk 168 hours of editing into.
"Sick of this channel being nothing but useless information fix it or I am leaving"
I bet this guy never heard of unsubscribing
Was having a panic attack , a friend said to watch this, no longer having a panic attack . Thanks man 🌸
Him: gives fact
Me: ok
Him: moves on
Me: no wait, tell me more, I need details
I don’t need sleep, I need answers
@@soulstealy781 And also sleep
"this is a gummy bear *eats* now its not"
wait tell me more
The dot above a lowercase "i" is called a tittle.
Shit that's actually useful to know
I don't know how it's useful yet but check back in a few years
@@blattoid i will check back in a few years and well be a meme on reddit
*tittle*
The dot above a lowercase "j"?
_also a tittle_
@Jack Schitt because it looks like a dot you snub
When he said "no relation" i died laughing.
Also, humorous, good one.
Love it! There is no such thing as "useless" information. Knowledge is power!
Commenter: "I'm tired of useless information"
Austin: "hold my beer"
Looked more like a coffee to me.
r/wooosh
Double wooosh
This is like listening to history class but on hard mode
I WISH austin mconnel taught me history
As someone who is into history, even i cant handle it in class form
@@potatogamer1877
True KRplus and sabaton is so far the only good info I get
Even then, atleast this information is useful
even harder at night when your sleepy
Herpetology: the branch of zoology concerned with reptiles and amphibians. When I was in high school, I used to volunteer in a small natural history museum in Chicago which had an extensive collection of Chicagoland "herps" stored in huge glass jars of formaldehyde in the basement. Sorry I didn't discover your useless information videos sooner than today. Love them. Keep them coming. This is the true essence of trivia.
They say that the greatest driving force in this world is spite.
And I think that this series is the prime example of that.
No information is truly useless: it’s only useless to those not using it.
I mean, this information was useful for making this video, after all.
Svevro So you’re telling me this video is a lie?
Basically yes
On the outside it says 177 likes but you have 182
The title sparked a conversation stimulated thinking and some of you might even be triggered because of it
I'm sorry Austin, some of these facts were actually quite useful. Fix this or I'm leaving.
Ha ha
Great paradox
10 out of 10
@@timothytim9530 I don't think you know what a paradox is
@@Ryocniel I think he meant parody
@@aaronsalim1904 that would make a whole lot more sense.
YUUUUUGI BOYYY!!!!!!
This is exactly like school I learn nothing and if I do I forget it within an hour
I love these videos. I used to read trivia books but now I don’t have the same amount of time. Thank you for making these they help me relax!
captainpopcornhopperr: leaves
Austin: "oh no! Anyway"
leaves KRplus
Edit: many people seem to not get it, basically, if captainpopcornhopper isn't fictional at all (which i think he is), then he deleted his youtube account.
Good news!
I just want to say I love your “useless content”
Keep it or I’m leaving
@tolpix I like it but that's a dead meme
But did u know that they did surgery on a grape
@tolpix I like that but it's a dead meme
My name is Jeff
@@Gormless I like that but it's a dead meme
No u
Idun Rudemo literally same though
@@deditor7867 I like that, but its a dead meme
No one:
Not a single soul:
Austin: U S E L E S S I N F O R M A T I O N
I watched this whole series in one sitting, so I have a whole 75 minutes of useless information I won't remember tomorrow
I just did the same thing instead of sleeping. It’s 7:02 in the morning for me and honestly this information is more useful than the sleep. Apparently.
You CAN make a horse drink, if you're strong enough.
If brute force fails you, you're simply not using enough of it.
alternate title: ten minutes of pure spite
I aspire to be as petty. It's a good thing
@@Lee-wb5yx I once rewrote a song from a different character in the song's pov because someone told me (paraphrasing here) that they were excited for my lyrical rewrite as a reply to some of my critique on their own invisioning of the song in the other character's pov, so I decided to rewrite it, of course my rewrite was flawed and very rushed and arguably just as bad.
Bye Captainpopcornhopperr. Enjoy your travels.
Some say he's still journeying around the Web, scouring distant servers and forgotten bulletin board systems in search of information but, he has yet to learn anything "useful".
@@metanumia there have been recent reports of sightings of him around the "b" board. They are yet to be confirmed.
See ya mate ungrateful sod. (British for basically asshole etc)
@@audiotron1003 Thanks for the explanation
I do not give a rat's behind what others think. Austin is great and I learn a lot.
I love these useless information videos. It's like school, but actually interesting
Captain popcornhopper will remember that
This is a good comment
He will remember that popcorn info though
*When you find the random button on Wikipedia*
fu**, I was going to say that. take my like.
@@muzolbyte312 Same here and I commented it before I noticed this comment
Douwe E. Lets see, what page will it take....me...too......
WHYY IS IT ABOUT WATER?
😂
I finished reading a Nintendo article when I hit the random button.
Did you know in the UK there is a Medieval-era town crier reading contemporary news?
2 years later and this video is still better then anything on trending
"This is a gummy bear."
"Now it isn't."
Will these questions be on the test?
Yes, you also have to write a 2000-word essay.
Yes and you will be writing a 999,999,999
Letter essay on birds
Oh no
Yeah, about the test...
The test will measure whether you are an informed, engaged, and productive citizen of the world, and it will take place in schools and bars and hospitals and dorm rooms and in places of worship. You will be tested on first dates, in job interviews, while watching football, and while scrolling through your Twitter feed. The test will judge your ability to think about things other than celebrity marriages, whether you’ll be easily persuaded by empty political rhetoric, and whether you’ll be able to place your life and your community in a broader context. The test will last your entire life, and it will be comprised of the millions of decisions that, when taken together, will make your life yours. And everything, everything, will be on it.
Only every fact with an odd number of words
So basically random page button on Wikipedia pressed 100 times
Yes, and it is amazing.
Useless for normal people
Goldmine for quizzers
All of the useless information series is sponsored by Squarespace.
Got you.
Now these are conversation starters at parties!
Come here often?
Damn it! I came here to write that. (actually I wanted to write "You must be a blast at parties!")
this is what the random page button on wikipedia looks like in video form
i have never agreed to something so quickly before
There's another comment above yours that says the same thing. But that other comment was posted one week before yours.
I was thinking the exact same thing. But this was posted two weeks ago
You can type "fun fact" or "i'm feeling curious" on Google as well.
Is there a system in KRplus too like reddit gold? Because this deserves one.
A cat named "Jackson", that's funny.
I swear, Austin (if that really IS your name,) has had more going for him in, like, five years, than most of us have going for us in our entire lives.
"this video is sponsored by squarespace"
oh look more useless information
Hell yeah
Expected Eyeball lol
Very true
...you have one like....
@@cvni81 reply r/woooosh if you like pineapple pizza.
Thanks for the gold kind stranger.
AusinMcconnell: "a solid 10 minutes of useless information
Schools: those are some rookie number
This is shockingly accurate
8
hours
@@dat1pengu1n 8 hours for 12 years (without college). So we have to turn the 12 years into days 12×365=730+365=1095 days. We turn it to hours now. 1095×24=105,120 hours. We spend 8 hours every day except saturdays and sundays but the homeworks kind of get the saturday. So only sundays are free. Only 60 days and 8 hours and 33 minutes are free for one year. And 87,840 are all the 6 days of 12 years. Now let's get to the main point out of 87,840 hours how much do all the learning hours take? We spend 29,280 of our life in school which calculates to 1,220 days which calculates to 3 years and 3 months. Sorry...
@@btsforlife1276 you're a smart guy
BtsForLifeu I got 3 years and 18 days. If we go to school 8 hours a day, roughly 275 days a year (since summer break often varies a few days) for 12 years, it’s as simple as multiplying 8 x 275 x 12 to get 26,400 hours, then divide by 24, then 30 to get 36.66666... months. Which is 3 years and 18 days.
"This is a gummy bear "
"Now it isn't"
What it feels like to go on Wikipedia and hit the random article button a bunch
Now this is how you respond to hate comments
If we insult your channel can we get more?
These useless information videos help me sleep when my anxiety wants to grab onto anything to prevent me from sleeping. Sometimes zen music or meditation videos are too void of thought. These are helpful and distracting. I love them.
This is my history class when the teacher begins to go of topic
Just waiting for him to say "Mitocondria is the powerhouse of the cell."
But that’s not useless information
James Beers that’s all you need to get a job
@mari no it isnt
@mari knowing that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell has fundamentally changed our way of thinking.
@@jamesbeers4316 IT IS LMAO
I completely forgot every fact except for the fact you have a cute dog
But what about that this is a gummy bear
What can I say? Humans are simple creatures...
With arthritis
Cat opens cupboard
Alternate title “I forgot every fact except the most important one”
These Useless Information videos are great! This one is especially funny. Love the deadpan delivery and awkward pauses
The pettiness of this video has made it my favorite 😅
A solid 10 minutes on a reupload
Re upload?
"I have a dog with arthritis"
*that's not useless get that dog some t r e a t m e n t*
Dog: Did I hear t r e a t s?
@@capt.heinrich6945 underrated
Schools: are you challenging me?
This oddly sounds like year long history class in 10 minutes
A reupload to waste more time...
*love it*
A comment to quote more time...
Eh, couldve wasted more time on this
I aspire to be this level of petty
Petty?
it was in you all along \o/
I happened upon your videos by accident, and I tought "why? Why, is this reccomend?".... then I watched... I realized I spent 30 minutes watching and couldn't stop.. then I got my answer..... YOU ARE AWESOME..please never change things.. I am a forever follower now.
"This is a gummy bear....now it's not".... golden🤣😂
What you learn when you click "Random" on Wikipedia for 10 minutes.
I was about to do the same comment xD
Marspaw THERE’S A RANDOM?
@@bruhalertbruh1799 Yes indeed, and it is a total time sink. Reminds me of looking through encyclopedias or card catalogs. So... it's awesome
That or clicking on random links in articles. In 10 minutes you'll find out you went through at least 3 or 4 unrelated topics which are clearly not what you were looking for in the first place.
Schools: “Write that down! Wright that down!”
Why and how did you misspell the second "write"???
@@susejrg yeah...idk if they're trying to be witty or
@@susejrg could be autocorrect, it’s shit.
@@gyrotwist6335 maybe ,mabye not
phoenix wright
"William Temple.... William Ramsay, no relation" got me to click "subscribe".
He makes the same joke in the recent 30 min of useless info video as well - I laughed out loud both times!
This actually helped me. Got 2 questions on the test just by watching this. Thanks 😂💖