DAVE PORTNOY WANTS TANA MONGEAU IN PRISON? - BFFs EP. 169

NOT DAVE AND BRI BEEFING OVER WHOS CLOSER WITH CAITLIN CLARK 💀💀💀💀💀

“I’m not going to Brazil so write that in your notes”
“If you want Dave to go it can’t be in Brazil”
LMAOOOOO AHAHAHAHAHA

Josh - "Guys, we shouldn't air this, we shouldn't air this, we shouldn't air this" LMFAO!!!!!!!!

dave not looking at the camera in the intro gets me every time😂😂😂😂

Dave saying he still wouldn’t have went to the wedding is hilarious

BABE WAKE UP NEW DAVE MISPRONUNCIATION OF DAMELIO JUST DROPPED

Josh’s face when Dave said Canada 💀💀💀💀

dave easing up to the idea of having cats literally made my heart grow two sizes

"I'm not going to Brazil.... put that in ya notes" CRYING DAVE

any other Alaskans dying over that being a “trick question”?! 🤦‍♀️🤣

Every time I laugh out loud at something one of you guys says, I look to see if anyone else is laughing or thinks it’s funny and Josh is the only one who ever laughs. He definitely has the best sense of humor on the show

Dave's reaction to Bri over the basketball player 😂

Josh hasn’t lived in Canada for a while but we are not happy 😂

How have y’all not had Zach Justice on yet?? What happened to the new employee to book guests?

“Different 5th grader show bri”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Prison is crazy 😂😂

lol Dave was so confident on being smarter than a filth grader and then proceeded to get clapped… 😳😳

'CAN-BERRA' was crazzyyyyyyy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dave is the goat, the definition of authenticity - never seen another person as straight up & themselves as Dave. & as a fellow New Englander, Bri feels like a childhood friend in all the best ways

I love this pod so much y’all make me so happy don’t stop posting PLEASE

Dave is not aging like milk he is aging like fine wine

i was like “i wanna watch bffs” then realized there’s a new episode 😭🙏🏼 made my day fr

I genuinely love all 3 of you but I have to say Dave is by far my favorite. I love how blunt and honest he is. Also a bar in my town had a high noon cut out of Dave that me and my friends always love to take a pic with when we get drunk.😂

“Well go to prison with Tana” 💀💀💀💀💀💀

"I don't do square footage" may be the funniest comment of all time

As a Canadian, DAVE IS 10000% RIGHT! We pay so much taxes and are having the worst housing and job crisis we’ve ever had - everyone is talking about leaving and the younger population knows they won’t be able to buy a house unless they leave Canada. And it’s all our incompetent prime ministers fault.

“Dave was definitely bullied in hs” 💀💀💀💀💀💀

Knock the hotel down 😂😂😂 love Dave’s dramatics

I look forward to the comments segment every episode now, it never fails to make me laugh loll

Not feeling well but having this to watch in bed definitely helps ❤

my phone was playing in 1.25x for the canes ad and i thought dave took too many addy’s 😭

Reading the comments is my fav part of the pod. Dave is so funny

“Dave aging like milk” 💀💀💀💀💀💀

How can anyone say anything bad about bri? shes just out here living her best life!

When i first started watching I left a hate comment saying the style was uncomfortable to watch but I continued to give the pod a genuine chance and it has really grown on me I’m a subscriber now and genuinely love all of you guys

Love watching this pod every week

I love when you guys read the comments and roast the haters y’all are the reason I’m so unbothered by opps💯

dave needs to bring back the austin slander again it's so funny

i stan all of you even austin never stop this pod

thank you for being my weekly news source

There’s no way they’re going to change every Walmart to only allow subscribers to use self check out. Coming from someone who lives in a small town, there’s literally never anyone checking people out at our store 😂😂

I’m not gay but Dave portnoy is Dave portnoy

I have never laughed so hard than are you smarter than a 5th grader

Ik Dave gets a lot of hate from the ladies but I’m hear for the dry humor and realness he brings each episode. Some of these headlines are ridiculous and I love how he calls everyone out on their bs. I STAN Dave Portnoy!!
- Caroline - AL

Bree saying she said the answers but fully did not say anything near the right answer 😂😂😂

LEAVE TANA ALONE 😭

i love when they read and react to the comments! ❤

Bri, two years ago you had no idea who Bruce Springsteen was on the pod and now you’ve met him AND watched your bf sing on stage with him. I feel like a proud mom. Dave probably does too. (My mom is 56 and has seen Bruce play over 100+ times)

The headlines being hilariously bad never gets old

Happy gilmore 2 needs to be about the boy caddy. Since its being played by will zalatoris it will be perfect. With tiger there too i think that route would be a homerun and use wills real life injury as a part in the movie.

underwater fiji bungalow blue is the perfect description for eye color going to be using that

Josh is so funny he's my favorite BFF hands down🤣

“Neptune I said that”

This is my new favourite podcast! The dynamic between Dave, Bri and Josh is on point. #MissPeachesForPresident2024

I love how Dave showed selective screenshots & left out the ones of him threatening Brooke.

As someone who used to work at the Tampa Edition I find this hilarious

These comments are not it, Dave's a national treasure.

Sometimes I wish this show got into more relevant news

How are there not Chuck Norris'esque memes about Dave? The man is in constant battle with obstacles such as bad shoulders, friends not bringing him to events, exposure to colds etc but still comes out on top somehow. The man is a living legend.

Love how anytime someone says somthing about Austin you hear him whisper somtbing in the background

I love Austin chiming in ❤ #teamaustin😂

I need the Miss Peaches hat

“Underwater beachy bungalow blue eyes” 😂

Hey yall on the spotify intro daves says new episodes release every Wednesday. But isnt it Thursdays?

Give Josh props for that “other 5th grader show” joke.

what a title😂😂😂

i wonder how many tries it takes bri and dave to do the sponsers

I feel like donation places don’t proactively wash donations haha maybe I’m wrong

People with no education get to become rich and famous it’s crZy

You think a clothes donation place/ Thrift stores launders the clothing?! 😅 no way. You should work at a goodwill for a day.. 😂

Dave reading the milk comment lmaooo

fav podcast I want a live show!! In Boston? Miami?

I feel ya Dave, my sunscreen is always trying to take my eyes out. That shit burns for way too long.

Josh showing how little he knows about Canada right now

Y’all should consider doing a tour. I’m in Louisiana so it would take a while for yall to make it over here if at all lol

The title is wild 😂

How did we skip over josh saying “I’ll kiss your mother” to the hater comment😂

From Canada: yes we’re all struggling and broke from our government lol Josh a lot has changed since Covid. Def still happier than US though lol

Diddy has been giving people the rights to their music back for the past couple years! He knew they were coming for him! Now let’s get Disney, Nickelodeon, The Clintons, and that EPSTEIN LIST!

How tf do you confuse daves bungalow blue eyes for green…

“Is it a small wedding” 💀💀💀💀

You can tell Josh has not been to Canada lately. With the raising house pricing. Food cost. Expenses being so high and minimum wage being so low. And carbon tax being raised 23% on April again.

Josh looks like Willem Dafoe lowkey

The fact none of them knew Alaska was the biggest state is insane

Love her. But there’s nothing worse than bri sniffling

He said what now

They were def late to our show . 30 mins at that lol

So many comments y’all are made to read are “wildly untrue!”(per Dave)
They all make the podcast worth the watch. They’re all good looking, good humor, and good personalities. Any other opinions, WRONG.

We need to know! What O'Malley show are you guys going to?!

19:57 If you’re 53 & ppl still call you ‘girl’, you’re crushing it

Dave was so crabby today 🫠

I would sooo be down to do a “movie night” live and watch the movie too

that’s a different 5th grader show LOL

13:13 Tana and Brooke were in fact late to the Charleston first show

What happened to getting an assistant and doing a pod with bri, Dave and josh interviewing them

Alex should have invited you!!!

okay okay, long time listener, first time caller... but i have to say.. and Dave will probably say he hates me if he saw this...but he wass sooo mad about Bri being close enough to talk to CC lol.. he may have just thought it was a pick me and or shady move since he had talked about her around the time last year she dm'd her and its the fist he heard about it, but the animosity cut like a knife for a second and was awkward, but Daves realness makes this pod funny for sure.

Just watched last few Miss Peaches videos… there is a very specific girl giggle in each #whoistakingvideo And welcome home MISS PEACHES SO HAPPY YOUR SAFE AND HOME WITH YOUR PAPA

Dave is 10000% A list

Dave I commented on that tik tok .. I said I LOVE ME SOME DAVE ❤❤❤