MY PREGNANT MORNING ROUTINE!
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Colleen being so real about how pregnancy isn’t as glamorous as the other yt’s make it to be is something I Stan
Not everyone has a horrible time during pregnancy.
@@JRogo83 ok but she has and she is still being positive
@@JRogo83 most women do tho
Yes
“I have to pee”
~ ✨Colleen Ballinger 2018✨
“I feel fat and disgusting every single day”
Me, but I’m not pregnant
U shouldn't think like that u r beautiful just the way u r
Coleen said that
Baylee Bae same
Same
Same
When she said *I feel fat and disgusting everyday* , I felt that
XD bro
Ur beautiful just the way u r
Me to and I am not pregnant
My favorite quote
“Most people wake up at 6, 7, 8 am, *not me* I am one of the lucky ones, my days starts at *1 am”*
- Colleen Ballinger 2018
Lol btw I'm your 15th like
SCLAZYLady KRplus omg so does mine
“You know what’s fun about being pregnant.Nothing”😂
Alyson Kate And what’s fun about having a baby? IT CRYING
@Alyson Kate 🙏You're a blessing
why is everyone avting like thats an opinion for me thats what its like here just...why??
@Alyson Kate No problem lol
Alyson Kate that may be true and children are a joy but most of the time they are little monsters that don’t listen to you and cry and cry and cry and cry for attention until you get a headache and just give in I have a controlled temper but In my head you bet I’m all like “omg will you just shut up right now?!.”raising or watching a kid isn’t always as fun as you’d like to think. not all kids are like this it’s the ones that get what they want even when being bad the ones that don’t get shanked when being bad, In my opinion a good spank to the bottom will make them listen that’s what I got, I got a brush to the bottom if I ever got out of line
I can see the pain in Colleen’s eyes as she is saying how wonderful pregnancy is 😭
Macarena Ugalde ik I feel so bad for her
yeah and now she wants another baby
Yeahhh biyyyy
Hahahahhahaa
So
“I feel fat and disgusting every single day”
ME
Me without being pregnant. Imagina if I am... xd
olivia ! +1
My name is olivia to
So mee
olivia ! 🖕🖕
Her sarcasm tho 😂😂
IKRRR
Ikr xD
Famous words from Colleen Ballinger, “I have to pee.”
"I realize at 7 am I'm not going to sleep. And I also have to pee" XDD
This is the amount of times Colleen had to pee
👇🏻
books are not the best
i did the 100th like:)
Jenna Grady ha ha ha ha so funny
😂
Lol 493
Imagine if Colleen was pregnant during the corona virus and all the toilet Paper she would need 😂
Edit: yes, i’m aware she is pregnant now lol
my aunt was
Dream LPS omg imagine the women that are pregnant rn
Is that ari as your profile pic
Glad I'm not the only one here
Lol xD
This iconic intro: Hi! I'm Colleen and I'm soooo pregnant!😂😂😂
Can thus be her intro forever
oversplits_28 yessssss
oversplits_28 I love it
The sarcasm tho😂😂😂
Sarah Tutorials ikrI love it
I think it's a bit much. Why is literally every woman so obsessed with having the worst pregnancy ever? Where all are these women who say it's easy? The vast majority spend copious amounts of time telling you hard it is. We get it already.
Man that’s a million likes. Congrats
Sarah Tutorials lol true
For real she being sarcastic
pov:your watching this after she announced she's having twins
omgggg yesssss
yessss
Yesss
I’ve been on a Colleen pregnancy videos binge
@@minzie same 💀
time for the new pregnant morning routine :)
who else is here after she announced her second pregnancy?
@@28colllinsg yep
Yep lol
THE BABY IS FINALLY HERE AAAAAAHHH!!!❤❤❤❤😭😭😭
I KNOW RIGHT!!!!!!!!!
it is?
Check her Twitter and insta 😀
IKR!!!
IKR!!!!!
“Also I have to pee” 😂😂
“Everyone tells me, when you get pregnant, your skin gets all beautiful and clear.”
“THEYRE ALL LIARS.”
It's so true tho prior to having my first baby I hardly got acne once I got pregnant with her I started getting cystic acne nearly 3 years later still have problems and I'm pregnant with my 2nd baby and it's gotten less bad
Who's here after she accounted she's pregnant again!!! So excited!!!
Edit: she's having twins!!!
Yeeeees
Yeeeeesss
I too am so excited!
yass and its twins!!!!!!!!
Mee
SO EXCITING!!!
*cant wait for her child to watch these videos*
Same
Her child gonna think she werid lol she gonna be a good mom 😁
Sameee
Oh i just realized that lol cant wait now 🤣🤣
YESSS i totally agree
I’m not pregnant... but I cry about everything and drool toothpaste 😂 😆 Edit: Omg 😮 thanks for all the likes!!
Same
Me too
Now Colleen is gonna have twins 👯♀️ 👶🏻👶🏻❤️
Yes
*fun fact, it's so hard to grow and push out a baby that in the end, it's exactly as hard as climbing Mount Everest 3 times*
i really want sushi wutt
@@juliavlogt1237 i know right
WOW!!!!!!!!!!
And men think that they have a say when a women wants an abortion
@@user-yz6be7dv4k nae she wants sushi
"hi im colleen and im very pregnant" THIS HAS LITERALLY BEEN YOUR INTRO FOR A WHILE NOW AND I LOVE ITTTTT
Omg imagine if when the baby comes she announces it by starting her vlog holding the baby and saying "Hi, I'm Colleen and I have a baby" 😭❤
@@Ren-kp4tz That's a good intro idea 😮👍
I LOVE HER SO MUCH😆💕
@@Ren-kp4tz AAAAAA im so excited
Happy Birthday!
I love how sarcastic she is
I like it
Same
Ιωαννα Μισ Lol yep I said the same thing in my head. When she sees her beautiful baby, it will be worth it.
Ιωαννα Μισ Ikr lmao
1:29 I love how Colleen is like awkwardly presenting the bottle to us and it made me laugh soooooo hard
I nearly peed myself laughing at the start when it’s I NEEDED TO PEE
مًرحًبًآ
Nurses: Congratulations! It's a-
Colleen: outta my way I need to use my feet brush!!
• MarbleWood • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
• MarbleWood • LOL
😂lmao
• MarbleWood • lol
Congrats on the funniest comment I've ever seen
I know you’re struggling with confidence but you seriously look 10000% healthier and younger. The little bit you have gained has made you reverse age.
@joe lane she's 32...
youcouldgoswimminginthoseeyes awkwarrrdddddd
@@KatWilkesKatsKorner lololol
No, she's 38. She even confirmed it in a video.
@@y2kgabi Her older brother's only 35 so that's literally not possible.
Watching this again after the Twins pregnancy morning routine!
same!!!!
SHE HAS THE TWINSSSSS
@@cecilia4267 I know it's so exciting!! 🥺😍
@@EleanorSays yess!!
3:02
Colleen:I fell fat and disgusting every single day
Me: i’m not pregnant and I always feel like that
Your absolutely gorgeous🍥💖
Same smh
I love how she’s so sarcastic 😆😆
Little ScarlettBird pop ahhhhh same 😂💗 finally someone who understands me
Ikkkk
Ikr
D
Ikr lol
i feel like pregnant women are so unappreciated like women like Colleen go through pain and suffering and changes yet they still manage to stay positive and hopeful
xTaylorr She is a milionare and yet complains. I am 6 months pregnant working full time. I would love to see her living a normal life- She wouldnt complain as much
xTaylorr wait? So you think she’s being positive?!! Lol😂😂🤣🤣
Because pregnancy is a beautiful thing
I am 37 weeks pregnant and today am anything but positive.
Chinchilla 0 Lmao so much fucking pain
"I feel fat and disgusting every single day"
Not me and I'm not pregnant because I'm just a 11 year old girl
Me too! Whats up?
@@sbean4ever964 I'm nearly 11 Edit: Next month
Colleen: *doesn’t a showers because she wants to lay back down and she is in pain*
me: I- I just.. will skip school tomorrow.. I don’t want to take a shower..
(This is still in my recommended after 2 years)
You just have to go on Roblox just in case that I just be there with you it doesn't make sense how am I going to get there maybe at 10:00 or maybe tomorrow
Hi you take out for you it's after 1:00 so bye
I was just going to come to sit up you should sell food I love to that's the 2:00 so just go to bed and shut up bye
I'll say bun in Roblox you took all my stuff so you're the one in Roblox betrayed me so I'm not being in front of you so I just kill my friends in Roblox
THE SARCASM IN HER VOICE THOUGH. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"It exfoliates your feet. Right now I can't see my feet so when I'm not pregnant I can't wait to try it out" I just love how she said it 😂
Miranda tried to escape at 3:30 😂
Shy Speaks r
She did escape at 4:27
1:22
The way she says, "ThERe ArE All LiARs!" 😂
This has been BY FAR. THE. BEST. MORNING. ROUTINE. EVERRRRRR!!!!!!!!! LOVE ITTTTTTT!!!!!!!
Who else is back because she just announced she was pregnant with twins
This video is amazing....
And I also have to pee.
ARMY!!
Same
ARMYYYYY
Bts is not trash
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am confused how people are upset how she's complaining about her pregnancy. She's just brave. Other women probably say how great pregnancy is, only to hide the fact that it sucks. She's brave. She doesn't care what people think or say about her.
She has medical problems that are weird (Blacking out) but shes very tough! #toughest!
Pregnancy doesn't always suck... For some woman do, for others is a piece of cake (it has been super easy for me and I'm in my 9th month)... Every body and process is different, there's no generalization with pregnancy really.
Most women will tell you that pregnancy is hard lol
Oh yeah I tell people all the time that I’m just excited but I’m actually permanently exhausted and my ribs & hips feel like they’re splitting open. Pregnancy is the worst... completely worth it, but absolutely horrible.
I don't care either way, be honest. But I do have to say when people ask me how I'm feeling and I tell them I feel perfectly normal, they stare at me as if expecting me to elaborate and say something negative.
“The magic of pregnancy” sounds like something I’d watch in health class
3:55 miranda's burp
My neck, my back
*her pelvic bone gon’ crack*
Victoria S. underrated comment
bruhh i fractured my pelvis almost 5 years ago.. Im 22 now & terrified about getting pregnant😣
It aint a joke
Kiowa Cosgrove
no it’s from a cupcakke song
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Coleen should make a song called i have to pee
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
I CAN'T BREATHE
Ew but yass
HOLY SH!T IM DYING 😂😂😂😂
She should
colleen now: "every body is beautiful, there shouldn't be a standard!"
colleen in this vide: "i feel fat and disgusting"
I mean she fat shamed her fans so
I love how she has a smile on her face 😂
bahahahhahaah doesn't anyone else think that colleen's sarcastic voice is so good?! like if u agree :)
Right? LOL😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah
Chloe Chang I was gonna like it until you said “like if you agree” 🤦🏽♀️
i love how i relate to this and i'm not even pregnant
😂😂😂😂 what
Aww I feel so wirid to that you said the rubbing tummy part I'm so sorry but yeah
Olivia Rosati BAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA SAMEEEEEEE
Mood
surpriseeeeeeeeeeeee
I’m waiting for who’s here when Colleen had her second baby!
Yeeees
She is having twins
@@abolger7817 yes
Noone:
Still noone:
Colleen: aLsO tO pEe
Stand up
*pee*
Sit down
*pee*
😂😂
older flynn: clicks on video.
older flynn: watches video
older flynn: *_i need to pee_*
You. Popo
How do ya make it italic
Zaara Habib you have to do the underscore thing
_ so like this but without the spaces _
@@zaarahabib add underscored at the beginning and end of the sentence or word example _ poop _ but dont add any spaces and it will look like _poop_
_Wowie_
Watching that video right now, in my third trimester and I can relate so much. On every single step! Except for the breakfast in bed, I'm not that lucky 😂
“I feel fat and disgusting everyday.
I think Colleen is my spirit animal
omg trisha used the same cleanser. is she pregnant?? *hey whats up you guys*
conspiracy theory??!!
Singly (hey what’s up you guys) YES
YAAAASS CALL THE QUEEN SHANE OVER
Singly I've seen so many morning routine videos lately with this cleanser
you forgot "YESSS" lol
honestly once you have the baby and start making videos again, your intro needs to be "hi i'm colleen and i'm NOT pregnant" 😂
Can't wait to see a twins version
@ALLYSON PANTEL Defo, love the Sims pfp
@ALLYSON PANTEL no problem
Pov ur hear after she said she was pregnant 🤰 with baby 2
Is
2 and 3!
"i feel fat and disgusting every single day"
this is actually my mood
edit: i never got so many likes thx👌🏼
😂😂😂Lol
I love how your profile pic is michael (❤😍) and there is also the word mecury in your name
Cheese on Toast oml thx 😊
The likes are at 669 and I don't want to ruin it
Celia Mary what do you mean you don't want to ruin it lol
this is a whole mood and im not even pregnant colleen youre the QUEEN of creativity 😂
Hi love you
Rachel Nielsen u are so right
Yeah lol
Makenna Harris do you have an account on youtube😁😁😁
@@madelinekelly3304 what?
Lol I've been following you forever and don't know how I missed this gem!!! I had terrible pregnancies and totally felt like I was never allowed to complain because of friends and family who couldn't get pregnant (which I wish I could have so many babies to carry for them), but everything you said in here was exactly how I felt through my pregnancies. As well as throwing up 20 times a day for 9 months and horrid migraines! We need to normalize rough pregnancies.
I never had acne before pregnancy but being pregnant with my son my face just exploded with hormonal acne
Congrats!! ♡♡
Sarcasm level 100. I can relate so much, haha, I love you Colleen.
When my mom got pregnant, she was in bed rest for about a month in the hospital, even then she threw up constantly. then my little brother was born early even when my mom was on bed rest, he then stayed in the hospital an additional 2 months due to being premature, my little brothers ok now but he’s still a handful, my mom still only gets 2 hours of sleep every night. Moms rock.
Wow
Who is going back watching all of Colleen’s old pregnancy videos while she is pregnant with twins😝😝😝🤓😀😅😃
I love how people tell her to stop making pregnancy videos but her pregnancy videos get more views than her regular videos
“pregnancy has done wonders for my self confidence, I feel fat and disgusting every single day!”
I’m not pregnant but same.
Sadly i can relate
Gemma Leavy QUEEN.
Pregnant morning routine ---------------Coleen promoting products 😂😂
She does more than just promoting products!
She also pees!
BTS has us Jungshook
I knew what was coming even before I scrolled down! 😂
And peeing
her sarcastic attitude is perfect
Who's here after she's pregnant again with twins 😂😂
This is also my morning routine except I’m not pregnant...
N Q omg sammmeeee
Lol
Why pee so much?
omg same
Dont forget to pee
Aw I love that you’re donating to childhood cancer!! I had my last chemo 2 weeks ago and I’m 16 :)
Ella Emerson xoxo 😚
💕💕💕
❤️❤️😙😁😊
💓💛💜💕💝💖💞💗💟💙❣💚
i hope you’re doing well! ❤️
This is how many time Coleen was sarcastic
👇🏻
dont we all love how sarcastic she is 😀👍
Watch her have to pee before, during, and after she edits and posts this video
🤣😂🤣
This videos percentages.
98% peeing
1% caring about her beauty
1% average peoples morning.
😂
15% peeing
5% average peoples morning
80% sponsorship
lmao we love that
G Bace Ontald 1.1k like!
G Bace Ontald so true!!!!!!!!
Yeah lol
Colleen: I feel fat and disgusting every single day
Me: Do you not own a mirror
Rude!👎
That’s not nice
that is not nice how would you feel if someone said that about you!!!!
@@londonraymond8902 (sorry i know this was months ago but) i think the person who left the comment was actually trying to compliment colleen. when they said “do you not own a mirror”, i think they meant it as do you realize that you’re not fat and disgusting? at least that’s how i took it.
@@robalvarado7745 ok no that i do thnk about it yes is is kind of a compliment but i dont know
There is so much sarcasm in this, I am literally drowning in it. 😄 🤣 😂 😆
*the sarcasm in this video is just...wow*
I love it😂
It Kinda funny the tone of your voice whenever you talk about how stressful being pregnant is.
it sounds like when she is acting like Miranda sings💋
*I am so pragnet*😁😅😅😅
I love you so much ❤️❤️
The amount of times she had to get out of bed in this video 💀 😭
I love the brutal honesty in this video. Im dying out laughing
EVERY VIDEO YOU PUT WITH THE WORD “PREGNANT” MAKES ME FEEL SO HAPPY!
Same!!
Fabiola Suárez ikr me too
SAMMMMEEEEEE!!!!!
OMG SAMMEE
Fabiola Suárez hi
how much sarcasm do you want in this video?
colleen: yes
Imagine waking up with your hair looking like you’ve curled it 😍😍
"I have to pee"
-Colleen Ballinger 2018
I'm a lonely potato I have no friends
Hi potato 🥔
Hey, we shall all be one big happy potato family!!
Alaysia the potato 🥔 YAY!!!
Songs And more songs Lol
Colleen, I am CRACKING at this video!!
i relate hahahah btw your channel is soo funny like LMAOOO :DDD
Tony, I don't care!!
I love that she’s joking. Makes this so much more entertaining.
i cant wait until Flynn gets old enough to react to this
0:01 hi I am so... pregnant😂😂😂
Literally half this video is
I HAVE TO PEE
Correction the whole video
@@franknfurtt XD
Maizie & Nelly! That is so funny!
Yup
me to !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Need to see an update of this for the twins please!!
I can just imagine flynns reaction to this when he grows up
Colleen:I feel very fat and disgusting
Me:*laughs harshly and falls of bed* 😂😂😂
omg someone relatesss
it's me every day
once your child is born and they start rebelling you should show them this video to make them feel guilty
she's having a boy.
So true
Pickle Ree Congrats to her
Oof youngjae
joon oof youngjae stan
The level of sarcasm in this vid is what I strive to be
I was laughing hysterically this whole video 🤣