be careful what you blow out your #shorts Jeans escape diagram from en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atmosph... Earth oxygen on the moon: www.sciencemag.org/news/2017/... www.sciencefocus.com/news/oxy....
So in that context, there's a possibility that there will be a day long after I'm gone that I have farted on an aliens face. This has made life worth living
Now imagine Elon musk living on Mars, building a very expensive machine that can produce breathable air only to then deeply breathe in our decade old farts
So I was listening to my favorite boy band called 'BTS (I am an army)' on my Samsung earbuds (BTS Edition) using my Samsung Galaxy s20+ (BTS Edition) in my room plastered with BTS poster. Suddenly one of my Army friends (we are BTSSexual and BTSGender) told me that there is a McDonald's BTS meal which almost made me jizz my pants. I ran to McDonald's to buy the BTS meal and came back home. Even though I am an Army (I would have bought their feces if they were selling it), this is intolerable. That was the most uncreative meal ever created. I wish McDonald's would have put Ass-Hair of each members of the band and hidden it in Chicken McNuggets. Like "Hey! I got Jimins Ass-hair in my chicken nuggets! Can't wait to get Kim Teahyung's Ass-hair so I can take his DNA sample and recreate a clone of Kim Teahyung to overrule the world with #Army". #bts #army #blm #gaypride #arianagrande #taylorswift am I making sense?
So when my brother used to tell me: "if you can smell my fart, that means air that was in my ass is now in your nose", I can now say the same to some alien a couple light years away
Maybe fartassium Can find out what's right. Then fart rober could build a cool machine and maybe do a collaboration with Mr fart. That would be farttube heaven
Aliens dramatically come down to Earth and initiate first contact: "We have been searching the galaxy for other intelligent life for millennia, and we have come in peace to share culture and technology, in order to enrich both our civilizations." "Wow, how did you find us?" "We followed your farts."
The astronauts on the moon: "Jim did you just fart?" "No, why?" "Bro just admit it" "I DID NOT FART" *fighting intensifies* Meanwhile me with a superior look:
@@Cyber_CowboyUmm, low chance of the molecule bumping, and it may around a few minutes, if at the right speed, velocity and if it's even aimed at the moon.
This has some serious implications for a butterfly effect story. One of our farts could leave the solar system and be the catalyst for the birth of a star or some other large celestial body
Since astronauts most likely have farted in their space suit and the LEM when they landed on the Moon, yup, the Moon got some of it. BTW, farting in your space suit sounds like suicide to me.
NASA mitigated this by circulating all of the air from your face down to your extremities. This means the fart would be downwind of the airflow in your suit and you wouldn’t smell this on the spacewalk. Instead everyone else gets to smell your fart soaked body as soon as you take the suit off.
@@spirit5923well, with the number of molecules that are in something as seemingly insignificant like a fart, its likely not a matter of your farts "might" reach the moon, but "will"
Next short: how farts have impacted civilization since Mesopotamia Next short: how farting enough in a concentrated space can make an explosion bigger than a nuke Next short: how we are made of farts
We're actually made of dead bodies and nuclear power. All the food we eat comes from the soil, and the soil made of dead plants/animals/bugs/etc. And all our energy comes from the sun, which is a giant nuclear reactor.
@@heresy_fnord Damn, I watched that movie 29 years ago! Makes sense I forgot about "Float an air biscuit". Thinking about this brought back some fun memories, thanks.
![[Original Song] 우주미아(Would You M.I.A) ㅣ권민&왁파고&티파니](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/cApabFGK8VA/mqdefault.jpg)
So in that context, there's a possibility that there will be a day long after I'm gone that I have farted on an aliens face. This has made life worth living
I've just imagined how molecule fly throw space and land on some planet far far away. This one molecule that comes out of us will be eternal.
It's the little things in life
Maybe you're breathing alien's fart right now?
@@johsnow5359 excellent
Well yeah.
“You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella”
- Sun Tzu, The Fart of War
This would be a 10k comment if you weren't late
i farted while reading this comment
Fart smella
so ahead of his time
Smart fella fart smella is a hell of a tongue twister.
New sentence:
"Whenever you bake an air muffin, you're reaching for the stars."
Only Vsauce
"Or are you ?" 🧐
I laughed so much I released a galactic air muffin 😂💨
That's my excuse.
go light speed my little fart.
"Sir this is a Wendys"
First time I laughed at a comment in a while, thanks for that
You’re not funny lil boy
"yeah but... farts... and jeans..."
NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!
@@Bf10MSPatrick?
THIS! IS! SPARTA!!!!
*[kicks into the Shorts abyss]*
farts were funny as a kid, now theyre educational
nah still funny
and funny
Always have been.
**Bang**
You ever light one?
im dying
No wonder the Moon is a barren wasteland
solved
@@DyslexicMitochondria Hey man i watch your channeIl. Big fan of your viids
or is it?
I hope vsauce will still upload longer videos these shorts are kinda short.
We need the power of farts to get doge to da moon!
“A fart can escape your jeans.”
*”Who the fuck starts a conversation like that”* - Peter Griffin
I dont believe you
*pulls out tuba*
@@ohurspecial5404durr
exactly my thoughts 😂😂
@@nunyabiznes33*” if you like to talk to tomatoes “*
Him saying all of that with a straight face is impressive!
Depends on how mature you are.
I’m farting towards the sky from now on thanks vsauce michael
You lying son of a biscuit
@I hate gamersbaked grain
Don’t forget to go outside first
@@generichomosapien4666
Heated processed dry seed
Here
“I farted on the galaxy”
Sounds so glorious
This is my moment to shine
*Farts uncontrollably*
@@GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse this had me dying 🤣
_farts cutely uwu_
@@GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse : Good job! You made me spit my drink! 😂
@@kongming5930 7🤦♂️
“Whenever you bake an air muffin, you’re reaching for the stars.” Michael Stevens (2023)
this man is a national treasure at this point
Even more so, such an intellect must be shared during first contact with an extraterrestrial species
INTERNATIONAL
INTERNATIONAL
Even more so, such an intellect must be shared during first contact with an extraterrestrial species
Nasa : We spent billions to land humans on the moon.
Michael : fart reaches the moon
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Now imagine Elon musk living on Mars, building a very expensive machine that can produce breathable air only to then deeply breathe in our decade old farts
This is lollier than a lollipop! 🍭
Yeah, but the farts didn't make it back. That's the where the $billions comes in handy.
I LAUGHED SO MUCH DUDE IM ACTUALLY NOT BEING SARCASTIC XD
This feels like a shitpost but it isn’t, and that’s what makes it so much better.
10 out of 10 would agree. This is what shitposts should be instead.
It's a fartpost
So I was listening to my favorite boy band
called 'BTS (I am an army)' on my Samsung
earbuds (BTS Edition) using my Samsung
Galaxy s20+ (BTS Edition) in my room
plastered with BTS poster.
Suddenly one of my Army friends (we are
BTSSexual and BTSGender) told me that
there is a McDonald's BTS meal which almost
made me jizz my pants. I ran to McDonald's to buy the BTS meal and came back home. Even though I am an Army (I would have bought their feces if they were selling it), this is intolerable. That was the most uncreative
meal ever created.
I wish McDonald's would have put Ass-Hair
of each members of the band and hidden it in
Chicken McNuggets. Like "Hey! I got Jimins
Ass-hair in my chicken nuggets! Can't wait to
get Kim Teahyung's Ass-hair so I can take his
DNA sample and recreate a clone of Kim
Teahyung to overrule the world with #Army".
#bts #army #blm #gaypride #arianagrande
#taylorswift am I making sense?
I just realized I made a fart joke when I said “shitpost” lol
@@SeilionMario and you smell like me postfart
I had to pause this and ask myself "Do I really want to hear this guy explain how farts can go to the moon?" and then I thought "yes, yes I do".
A fart can escape your jeans, but it can't escape your genes
"Whenever you bake an air muffin, you're reaching for the stars"
Never thought I'd be inspired with the concept of farts.
GOT YOU THIS TIME
Hey
you are a celeb now, you are the new Xavier. lol.
How have I seen you everywhere? The hell?
Ok
Vsauce once again exposing the facts the media doesn’t wanna talk about😔
By "facts" I hope you mean farts. Hehe.
Vsauce spitting facts as always
@@kaiserreichempireofohio834 spitting *farts*
We lift in a sussiety
@@GauravSharma-dy8xv burping, then
I didn’t want this information. I needed this information.
I’ve enjoyed dozens of Vsauces videos, and their ridiculousness, but this one has me rolling with laughter and subscribed
Vsauce: The Fart Limit
Vsauce a few days later: Farts are Limitless
Me: *visible confusion*
Yeah I saw that XD
The duality of farts
@@Saltier The Fart Paradox
lim(fart->∞)fart
The limit does not exist... the limit does not exist!
Vsauce: "Farts can escape jeans, but it also can jeans escape."
English teachers all over the globe: ༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽
Wtf is that supposed to be
@@samn6498 ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ
@@samn6498 ಠ︵ಠ
Is that...Mrs. Puff?
Apparently not everyone gets it. It's a wailing guy. It's used here to ironically show how English teachers find wordplay deep and meaningful.
Air purifiers: YOU MUST GO THOUGH ME FIRST MY CHILDREN BAHAHAHAHA
Listen, I’m accustomed to hyper-cerebral Vsauce ravings, but this one sent me into a mini stroke
"This is a small fart for man but
a giant air muffin for man kind"
-first man on Mars
Let's make this happen .
...for a man
Fart man on Mars
Fart man on fart
@@ralphclark fart fart man on
So when my brother used to tell me: "if you can smell my fart, that means air that was in my ass is now in your nose", I can now say the same to some alien a couple light years away
Lmao
And that's why no one will ever visit us :(
Sweet home Alabama
@@thathater5639 how?
Your brother was a wise man
Imagine Aliens try to smell oxygen in their new discovered planet and smell our farts
Astronaut in the future: "ugh it stinks up here"
He's never been the same since the white room torture
Hell yeah
lol i think that all the time it really did do something to him didn’t it 😂
Maybe his fart wasn't touching the star at that time
"A fart can escape your jeans but also jeans escape"
Me: "Damnit my jeans ran away."
🤣
Looks like it couldn't handle the neutron style
Pulled a quick 👖
I chuckled out loud thank you
Honestly that's what I thought too..
only lacks "vsauce michael here" to be the quintessential vsauce vid
So "Jean's escape" is essentially our atmosphere farting out excess hydrogen just like us!🤣
Vsauce: Farts have limit
Also Vsauce: Farts do not have a limit
He is in a state of fartum superposition
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Maybe fartassium Can find out what's right.
Then fart rober could build a cool machine and maybe do a collaboration with Mr fart.
That would be farttube heaven
@@boratsagdiyev5679 could you pls mention the original names cuz I feel they are so familiar but can't find out who (except maybe 1st one)
@@minecraftstation6422 veritasium, mark rober and Mr beast 😂
I'm sorry I didn't figure this would be such a brainfart for some people
@@boratsagdiyev5679 idk man....maybe too much farting dug a hole in my brain 😂
I'd be lying if I said I'd ever heard the term "bake an air muffin" before.
Me too. But I’m definitely gonna use it now
NEVER heard it myself.
Brilliant mind🤣
Totally using it now
Me neither, but seeing as how they are portrayed in cartoons, I wonder how I didn’t start using it earlier.
Hypothetically speaking, could I also piss on the moon?
Astronaut on the moon: *sniff* UGH!!! What is that smell?!
Imagine the aliens find a fart particle and that’s how they locate Earth.
a farticle
@@LolUGotBusted this one broke me!🤣🤣🤣 Thank you, sir.
😂😂
Bruh moment of the century
Aliens dramatically come down to Earth and initiate first contact:
"We have been searching the galaxy for other intelligent life for millennia, and we have come in peace to share culture and technology, in order to enrich both our civilizations."
"Wow, how did you find us?"
"We followed your farts."
The concept of a fart moving at escape velocity is too much, I'm dying.
I can picture it now
@@botanical_chloride_6471 OH NO MY EYES 😂
The astronauts on the moon:
"Jim did you just fart?"
"No, why?"
"Bro just admit it"
"I DID NOT FART"
*fighting intensifies*
Meanwhile me with a superior look:
"the fart limit"
"farts are limitless"
Which one is it, Vsauce?
Calling it now, next video is gonna be called, Farts Unlimited
The classic fart paradox
@Safwaan Ultimate Fart of Power
Michael is the only person who can start off talking about farts and make everyone silent and listen
So my weird friend wants to know if a molecule of their fart made it to the moon how long would it take on average
@@Cyber_CowboyUmm, low chance of the molecule bumping, and it may around a few minutes, if at the right speed, velocity and if it's even aimed at the moon.
Underrated comment need to be top. I can't fix it but hope Michael will find a solution soon.
i was laughing so hard by the first 1.6 seconds i had to restart the intro alone 5 times to get through it to absorb anything else
"Whenever you bake an air muffin, youre reaching for the stars"
Never thought id hear that sentence ever
Vsauce: it’s possible that you have eaten lunch in a black hole
Me: I believe you, pls explain 🍿
“Whenever you bake an air muffin, you’re reaching for the stars”
😂 brilliant
WAIT WHAT THE HECK RIGHT WHEN HE WAS SAYIBG THAT I SAW THIS COMMENT
666 likes
lol i just wanted to say the same , loved it 😂😂😂
I prefer mine deep fried.
@@Grefuzzle aren't you easily amused
The fact that the music is called "Moon Men" is even better
No
@@akshat8586 how do you know that hes a discord mod WTF
@@arrax_s So you don't know what Gen-Z Humour is ?
@@akshat8586 no???
@@wassilywsky6333 what!?
How to be weird: Step 1 be Michael from Vsauce
This has some serious implications for a butterfly effect story. One of our farts could leave the solar system and be the catalyst for the birth of a star or some other large celestial body
Since astronauts most likely have farted in their space suit and the LEM when they landed on the Moon, yup, the Moon got some of it.
BTW, farting in your space suit sounds like suicide to me.
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Since your space suit is air tight your farts cant spread out and dilute which means the smell never leaves...
@@optionalcoast7478 yeah, no shit sherlock
NASA mitigated this by circulating all of the air from your face down to your extremities. This means the fart would be downwind of the airflow in your suit and you wouldn’t smell this on the spacewalk. Instead everyone else gets to smell your fart soaked body as soon as you take the suit off.
@@optionalcoast7478 but they could've farted from the lem and escaped out of the airlock
I was watching it on the “toilet”, I was about to say:”TO INFINITY AND BEYOND LITTLE ONE”
"Toilet"
@@frost9681 no, it's toilet
@@MangoRageYT what?
Imagine the "toilet" was like a public ocean
@@arcey_cv as opposed to a private ocean
I am reminded of the Key and Peele sketch comedy quote..."if my dookie can make it outta the hood, so can I" truth and humor are classic! I love it!!
''When you bake an air muffin, you're reaching for the stars'' has me in stitches dude.
“So whenever you're baking an air muffin, you're reaching for the stars”
Yes I watched the 55 second video
Best quote ever
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I never thought I would see Michael talking about farts, but I'm glad that now I have.
Really? This is pretty normal for Michael
Have you seen Mario farts lol
@@johnchesterfield9726 I suppose that's true!
This is the second video today from Vsause talking about farts.
One of the first videos ever posted to this channel is called Mario Farts
"Exept I'm not gonna fart on the earth, I'm gonna go higher, that's right, I'M FARTING ON THE MOON!"
“It meanz That itz possible you have farted on the moon” wasn’t expecting that at all 😂😂💀
"Wait there are farts up here?"
"Always has been"
@Roberto Lopez thank you
@Roberto Lopez skamtebord
Have*
2010 Vsauce: Mario Farts!
2021 Vsauce: Here's how a fart can travel to the moon.
We've come full circle.
"you may have farted on the moon"
*Vsauce music plays
“It’s possible you have farted on the MOON”.
Ah god wtf is he leading with that.
"what is your greatest achievement"
"I, somehow, farted on the moon"
*possibly
@@spirit5923well, with the number of molecules that are in something as seemingly insignificant like a fart, its likely not a matter of your farts "might" reach the moon, but "will"
Vsauce: Ive farted on the moon
Eggman: IVE PISSED ON THE MOON
I was waiting to find a comment referencing that! If you didn't do it, I would've had to.
TAKE THAT OBAMA!
All hail Alfred Coleman
What a Legendary battle
A man of esteemed culture
I have figured out the vsauce short format:
1. Act crazy
2. Explain in detail why you're completely sane with interesting fun facts
3. Punchline
1960s: people would be on mars
by 2022.
2022: Farts........
"A small pass of Gas, is a Huge pass for Humanity"
Next short: how farts have impacted civilization since Mesopotamia
Next short: how farting enough in a concentrated space can make an explosion bigger than a nuke
Next short: how we are made of farts
In all probability, maybe how cow made methane contributes to global warming?
Technically we are
Next shart: ...
Michael: Write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN!!
We're actually made of dead bodies and nuclear power. All the food we eat comes from the soil, and the soil made of dead plants/animals/bugs/etc. And all our energy comes from the sun, which is a giant nuclear reactor.
This gives a whole new meaning to “I don’t give a rat’s fart”
Random alien thinking: "what is that smell"
Other random alien: oh it's just a human fart molecule from four light-years away
"Bake an Air Muffin"...I'm using that phrase at some point, it's pretty funny.
It was "Float an air biscuit" when I was a lad. (Weird Science, 1985) :)
@@heresy_fnord ok boomer
@@rainofrest7778 ok boomer
@@heresy_fnord Damn, I watched that movie 29 years ago! Makes sense I forgot about "Float an air biscuit". Thinking about this brought back some fun memories, thanks.
@@buzzthebuzzard5267 ok boomer
I’m gonna tell my kids I was neil armstrong.
“One small fart from earth, one moon fart for mankind”
More like Neil Fartstrong
@@jimalbi the fart is strong with this one
Vsauce: Farts are limitless.
Me(remembering the movie Limitless): I'm listening
VSauce: It’s possible that you farted on the moon
Just that statement alone is incredible
*Vsauce then:* What if everyone jumped at once? What is the speed of darkness? Do we really exist?
*Vsauce now:* FARTS ARE LIMITLESS
I guess you could say he's _fartin_ some facts. 😎
yeah, it's getting kinda sad.
*Vsauce even more then:* Mario Farts
I love how Michael's content grew both in length and how abstract they are, meanwhile the shorts take us back to the 2010s.
Vsauce was made for shorts.
Unlike farts, which can easily escape shorts 😂
"You may have farted on the moon" only Vsauce can say sonething like that and all find it absolutely normal
holy shit this is groundbreaking
“Holy shit”😏
you mean windbreaking
@@1Justtryingtogetby1 Funny.
Especially when you light it
That would take one powerful fart
"Whenever you bake an air muffin, you're reaching for the stars"
Can I get that on a shirt?
I would also like that on a T
If aliens come here asking for a representative to speak with, we should nominate this man.
"Except I'm not farting on the Earth, no, I'm aiming higher, I'm farting on the Moon!"
I like how this is “Farts are limitless” but the short below this is “The Fart Limit”
my up next was cruel bombs...rather fitting as well
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So this is what Starfield’s plot is about.
sFARTield
Tood Hofart is holding something.
Its 3:16am, I have work in 4 hours and I'm listening to Vsauce talk about farts
"Bake an air muffin"
😆🤣😂
He went from saying farts 1000x stronger can kill you to sayiung we fart on the moon.
He has gone insane.
Has he gone insane, or is he revealing the truth that no one has yet had the courage to speak aloud?
sorry but saying is spelt rowng acn yuo fix ti/ thasnk
"Whenever you bake an air muffin, you're reaching for the stars."
Thanks, Michael.
That takes “your farts Can be smelled in outer space” to another level
"everytime you bake an air-muffin, you're reaching for the stars"
- Michael Stevens, owner of Vsuace
This means we could be farting on aliens, but at the cost of aliens farting on us too...
the fart limit and the farts are limitless, what a thrilling saga
Michael speaks with an authority that's honestly impressive.
Michael always trying to sneak up on us 🤣🤣🤣
Legit, where does Vsauce come up with these absurd ideas 😂 💀
“Arts” is just “Farts” without the “F” word.
So Farts is just Fuck Arts
F "word"?
No
The 'F'artian English
Michael could probably make a short where he says I can read minds if I eat enough carrots and I’d probably believe him
the fuckin look on your face when dropping a point always makes me laugh its priceless
You can’t stop me, I’m gonna fart on the sun
Michal: “You have farted on the moon”
Me: *dies*
Ah yes I do love the Michal of the Vsauc
Thank you Michael for this.
ROFL 🤣🤣🤣
"You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to."
Now I'm pretty proud of myself, my farts are on the moon.
Take that Buzz Aldrin!