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  • @vincentmartineau2006
    @vincentmartineau2006 2 년 전 +50304

    Bro badger turned himself into a spartan. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

  • @insomniacspaceman9244
    @insomniacspaceman9244 2 년 전 +8375

    Fun Fact: Canonically, the final mission was actually countless hours long, and involved 6 taking on an entire Covenant army, including wraiths and air support, and only succumbing after being mortally injured by a barrage of plasma fire and overwhelmed by Ultra and Zealot class elites, and even managed to kill four of them on the way out. He is only one of 2 Spartans to ever reach the "Hyper Lethal" Classification for a UNSC Spartan, the other being Master Chief (obviously). 6 Was a goddamn force of nature.

    • @alejandroelluxray5298
      @alejandroelluxray5298 2 년 전 +974

      Doomguy salutes This Legend from the Pits of Hell, he will be remember as a Sentinel Warrior for eternity

    • @novared7
      @novared7 2 년 전 +768

      And yet my force of nature was dressed like a goddamn idiot lmao. But that is actually super cool.

    • @asdrubaelvect8038
      @asdrubaelvect8038 2 년 전 +79

      I don't remember that...

    • @johngrant8390
      @johngrant8390 2 년 전 +579

      @@novared7 Noble 6:*shotguns a monster* “IT’S MY ASS KICKING OUTFIT BITCH!”

    • @diobrando4063
      @diobrando4063 2 년 전 +37

      Lol

  • @TBH-nu2so
    @TBH-nu2so 2 년 전 +3675

    “Badger, mind telling me what you’re doing in that Reach server?”
    “Sir, armor loc-“ (gets punched into explosive demise)

    • @der_saftmon
      @der_saftmon 2 년 전 +80

      "Sir, groom-"

    • @reddracen2193
      @reddracen2193 2 년 전 +60

      @@der_saftmon "You almost made me spit my gamer supps onto my monitor."

    • @TBH-nu2so
      @TBH-nu2so 2 년 전 +18

      @@reddracen2193 I do wonder what he was doing on that Discord server.

    • @aquatic2022
      @aquatic2022 2 년 전

      Sorry dude I’m afraid your posting cringe

    • @AEON_B
      @AEON_B 2 년 전 +3

      * *ARMORLOCKS* *

  • @wittymchitty
    @wittymchitty 7 개월 전 +320

    The covenant's reasoning for glassing Reach
    "I don't like them"
    "The colony is right there"

    • @artsyscrub3226
      @artsyscrub3226 28 일 전 +7

      "it was convient at the time and now we are in too deep to stop so might as well"

  • @PandaTheFunky216
    @PandaTheFunky216 8 개월 전 +1040

    I do like how Grouse is consistently represented by literally any humanoid with a Dallas mask

    • @Nachtiu2
      @Nachtiu2 5 개월 전 +62

      Grouse just *is* Dallas at this point.

    • @Randoinyourwalls423
      @Randoinyourwalls423 4 개월 전 +55

      I shouldn't, but fuck it. Grallas.

    • @Tartio_YANG
      @Tartio_YANG 3 개월 전 +20

      ​@@Randoinyourwalls423 FUCKING WHAT NOW???? GRALLAS????

    • @HarveySharpe236
      @HarveySharpe236 2 개월 전 +7

      ​@@Randoinyourwalls423 😂😂🤣🤣 that's a crime

    • @AcidDrop448
      @AcidDrop448 2 개월 전 +8

      @@HarveySharpe236 i love how a 2 year old video about a game thats 16 years old is still getting new comments to this day

  • @TheShadowMaster64
    @TheShadowMaster64 2 년 전 +18689

    Fun fact, Jorge is actually from the spartan 2 program like master chief, which is why he's an absolute unit compared to the rest of the spartan 3s

    • @canadialeaf9771
      @canadialeaf9771 2 년 전 +1624

      It's unfortunate how many people overlook or forget that.

    • @crazyperson4145
      @crazyperson4145 2 년 전 +1535

      Which is part of why people got mad about 5 and the fight against the spartan 4s it literally should have been blue team picking em apart with little resistance

    • @swivelshivel6576
      @swivelshivel6576 2 년 전 +364

      The argument that chief is old is a bit bullshit considering that he’s at this point an ascended human

    • @ryanestes7331
      @ryanestes7331 2 년 전 +822

      @@crazyperson4145 ya blue team had basically every accolade possible, while Osiris was more of an intelligence squad, Buck and Locke were the only lauded vets. I think two of Blue team could pretty handily 10/10 times beat Osirus

    • @vento7831
      @vento7831 2 년 전 +67

      Unit

  • @xtxownage
    @xtxownage 2 년 전 +4997

    "Why is Jorge so big?"
    He's an S-II. Fucker is in a whole separate leaderboard.

    • @Dr_Monitor
      @Dr_Monitor 2 년 전 +345

      Spartan 2s are like a 1987 Peterbilt 379 and every new spartan since has been like a 1999 Dodge Stratus ES.

    • @oliverhasselbalch832
      @oliverhasselbalch832 2 년 전 +202

      Mans is even taller than chief

    • @cristobalalvarez5491
      @cristobalalvarez5491 2 년 전 +84

      @@oliverhasselbalch832 well I guess that was somewhat had to do with family genetics

    • @jacobm8242
      @jacobm8242 2 년 전 +199

      Bros massive for a Spartan II as well lol. Think he’s the second tallest Spartan. Master chief and Nobel 6 are the same height

    • @hackergaming6372
      @hackergaming6372 2 년 전 +81

      @@jacobm8242 master chief is a inch taller without armor then noble 6

  • @yolomolo2736
    @yolomolo2736 8 개월 전 +385

    Fun fact: I was actually chillin at a Disney resort when I watched this and this man single handed made round meal into existence. Without badger, roundmeal would never come to Internet culture. Truly a legend

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking 4 개월 전

      I'll be honest, I would fucking eat that.

  • @Jalepo
    @Jalepo 10 개월 전 +136

    I was homeschooled my whole life, and the only socializing I ever did was play HOURS of Halo Reach with my cousin almost every day for months. This game brings back so many memories, and our last mission was amazing. We lasted like 5-10 minutes, which ofc isn't great, but it sure was fun! Thanks for bringing that memory back to me.

  • @BlackKaiserDrake
    @BlackKaiserDrake 2 년 전 +4970

    Fun fact: Jorge is only 7’4” out of armor, his armor makes him 8’ tall.

    • @OneTrueWindfall
      @OneTrueWindfall 2 년 전 +791

      I like that halo has made it possible for you to say the words "is only 7'4" in that order in a sentence together and have no one look at you funny.

    • @sirfluffybunnyvii6329
      @sirfluffybunnyvii6329 2 년 전 +199

      I believe there is one Spartan 2 taller than Jorge, but I don't remember if that's true

    • @MythicRanger2401
      @MythicRanger2401 2 년 전 +214

      @@sirfluffybunnyvii6329 I can't find any taller than Jorge, but there are two at the same height. Kurt and Sam both come in at roughly 8ft.

    • @AkpAnimator0
      @AkpAnimator0 2 년 전 +56

      ONLY

    • @BlackKaiserDrake
      @BlackKaiserDrake 2 년 전 +139

      @@sirfluffybunnyvii6329 It's Kurt-051 clocking in at 8'2" (that was in SPI armor though I think so more like 8').

  • @NJOverclocked
    @NJOverclocked 2 년 전 +7538

    "A game so old it was actually designed to be fun"
    Felt.

    • @nathanbandy4831
      @nathanbandy4831 2 년 전 +43

      lmfao

    • @WorldWeave
      @WorldWeave 2 년 전 +194

      “So let’s just take R6: Extraction…and do NONE of that”

    • @jrirch2089
      @jrirch2089 2 년 전 +145

      @@WorldWeave *H A L O : R E A C H*

    • @spygaming1204
      @spygaming1204 2 년 전 +17

      24:15 how about some lemon to sweeten the deal?

    • @greggnoly4353
      @greggnoly4353 2 년 전 +37

      I swear, I’m a fucking gen z’er, and have more fun with cargo, halo, than shit like war zone

  • @thisgooberisinmanyasylums
    @thisgooberisinmanyasylums 4 개월 전 +44

    9:49 I love how badger just turns around to look how he got hit into a tenth of the stratosphere

  • @BredEpic2
    @BredEpic2 7 개월 전 +22

    “This is a good part right? Nobody dies.” (The next second) *Kat dies due to shield failure* 4:51

  • @FiresideExpert
    @FiresideExpert 년 전 +5568

    "A game so old it was actually designed to be fun."
    The fact that that sentence is as true as it is

  • @Xahnel
    @Xahnel 2 년 전 +890

    Actually, Reach came out during that glorious period when Bungie was granting eternal permission to use their music, so you can use whatever you like.

    • @le_floofy_sniper_ducko7964
      @le_floofy_sniper_ducko7964 2 년 전 +50

      Ehhhh dont be so sure with 343 taking over and that teachnically being MCC version that may no longer apply

    • @ENDfilms44
      @ENDfilms44 2 년 전 +36

      @@le_floofy_sniper_ducko7964 the only halo with copyright claim issues is 4

    • @le_floofy_sniper_ducko7964
      @le_floofy_sniper_ducko7964 2 년 전 +9

      @@ENDfilms44 i wouldnt take any statement on in game sounds nor music at face value and it also depends if its twitch or youtube because one will claim one thing and the other wont and the other way around

    • @LordGecko9291
      @LordGecko9291 2 년 전 +4

      @@ENDfilms44 you're right Halo 4 has the only music that gets copyright claims generally

    • @horrorsans3676
      @horrorsans3676 2 년 전 +4

      "Okay, we need to make a good game... So let's take fornite.. and do NONE of that. Boom, halo reach."

  • @ncrtrooper7246
    @ncrtrooper7246 7 개월 전 +10

    Fun fact: Jorge was born in Pálháza in Reach, named afeter the real life Pálháza in Hungary, so, "hoarhay" is technically the correct way to say his name

  • @crazyarceus4617
    @crazyarceus4617 개월 전 +10

    Something i just noticed is that Badger's model keeps his right arm blown up for the rest of the video after the grenade detonates in it, pretty neat

  • @grievous3676
    @grievous3676 2 년 전 +2889

    1:03 Badger gets hit in the face and now has a permanent crack on his helmet
    8:43 Badger’s arm gets blown off and has a new mechanical one for the rest of the vid
    *The effort put into this 27 minute shitpost is so great*

  • @gary4014
    @gary4014 2 년 전 +2653

    True Halo campaign experience: constantly killing each other, trying stupid shit (sometimes with vehicles), someone who doesn’t contribute, and still having a fuckton of fun

    • @thechargentarge1341
      @thechargentarge1341 2 년 전 +21

      I agree with ya, I love doing stupid shit with my little bro

    • @beetle4799
      @beetle4799 2 년 전 +15

      Never finished the campaign because I liked the characters too much to let them die.

    • @sphealingit222
      @sphealingit222 2 년 전 +8

      Shoutout to Woolie and V dedicating an episode to jamming an AA Warthog in an elevator, If it worked out they would've shown the Covvie fucks what's good

    • @vahlok1426
      @vahlok1426 2 년 전 +10

      @@sphealingit222 It was even better when it exploded in the elevator and broke the map.

    • @Assault-xc3ii
      @Assault-xc3ii 2 년 전 +5

      @@sphealingit222 god that is similar to one of my best memories, a friend and I jammed one of the forklifts all the way up to the phantom fight

  • @SkyeFyre2131
    @SkyeFyre2131 10 개월 전 +44

    I remember getting my fun in Halo games by being the driver for objective caps. Most enemies weren't as prepared as you think for a sudden quad bike into the base and i got pretty good at getting to the flag and out again without leaving the quad. Barely go any points though, because the passenger got the cap and i was too busy going fast to get splatter kills.

  • @Someguyfromtheinternet36
    @Someguyfromtheinternet36 5 개월 전 +7

    I just realized Badger's spartan's suit stays damaged for the rest of the video after it gets damaged.Hats off,Dear Slavic Mustelidae.

  • @blackoutlol2857
    @blackoutlol2857 2 년 전 +4775

    Honestly seeing badger’s discord violently explode with activity is the easiest way to know if there’s a new video.

    • @personexistingnot
      @personexistingnot 2 년 전 +35

      Or just get some notifications on.?

    • @Dr_Monitor
      @Dr_Monitor 2 년 전 +185

      "Several people are typing" in Badger's Discord is a dangerous thing to see.

    • @Bruh234
      @Bruh234 2 년 전 +44

      @ahah I'm in danger😃 cuz you are bad

    • @justingomez4829
      @justingomez4829 2 년 전 +2

      @ahah I'm in danger😃 I did

    • @red_squater_1683
      @red_squater_1683 2 년 전 +6

      I mean there will be a left 4 dead video soon i think

  • @fionnnellis2117
    @fionnnellis2117 2 년 전 +3523

    "A game so old it was designed to be fun"
    This made me feel nostalgic

    • @gooci6907
      @gooci6907 2 년 전 +63

      Sad titanfall noises

    • @kaveirinha5711
      @kaveirinha5711 2 년 전 +40

      *Titanfall community going insane be like*

    • @gooci6907
      @gooci6907 2 년 전 +32

      @@kaveirinha5711 i mean for good reason because there are like 2 people working on both titanfall one and two, thanks respawn, very cool. But props to those two people lmao

    • @gooci6907
      @gooci6907 2 년 전 +13

      According to iniquity games a titanfall streamer, it is playable again. Thank the lords

    • @derekmendoza3901
      @derekmendoza3901 2 년 전 +19

      Tf2 and tf2 are also great

  • @enchanted_end9395
    @enchanted_end9395 4 개월 전 +5

    Bro badger is the only person I actually watch the sponsorships for.
    This man makes literally ANYTHING entertaining

  • @Evangelion543
    @Evangelion543 5 개월 전 +5

    Thank you for the Arby 'n' the Chief reference. The show ended this year, and im glad to have been part of the journey.
    Thank you so much.

  • @shockbait3813
    @shockbait3813 년 전 +5833

    "YOU CAN'T HAVE SHIT ON REACH!!"
    -Jello, unknowingly explaining the entire plot of halo reach in less than 5 seconds

  • @djohnthesalty
    @djohnthesalty 2 년 전 +2081

    "a game so old it was actually designed to be fun"
    damn he's right.

    • @MasterHall117
      @MasterHall117 2 년 전 +19

      If it was made in 2015 or prior it was made to be fun. Yes I still include Halo 5 because Multiplayer was the one thing that kept the game alive and I had fun with that

    • @feinky8489
      @feinky8489 2 년 전 +14

      Wost part is it's pretty damn real

    • @ryanedgecomb1832
      @ryanedgecomb1832 2 년 전 +2

      Yea I killed him too

    • @ryanedgecomb1832
      @ryanedgecomb1832 2 년 전 +5

      I love halo but I miss Jorge

    • @MasterHall117
      @MasterHall117 2 년 전 +4

      @@ryanedgecomb1832
      RIP Jorge

  • @noahcopeland5554
    @noahcopeland5554 28 일 전 +4

    12:34 I love that badger didn’t know that you weren’t supposed to jump there. The path goes down further to a point where you can slide down the wall harmlessly and you can kill the elite.

  • @taskforceshion
    @taskforceshion 개월 전 +5

    Badger calling the energy sword a "beam sword" makes me violent.

  • @spleefrog9
    @spleefrog9 2 년 전 +799

    "A game so old it was designed to be fun"
    Idk whether to laugh or cry at that, it's so true.

  • @Dr_Martex
    @Dr_Martex 2 년 전 +2390

    Fun fact - Jorge is the same class of Spartan as Master Chief (Spartan II), so it's entirely possible that Jorge dunked on Chief during training, I mean, Chief was a fucking powerhouse in the lore, but still, marginal possibility is still possibility.

    • @meme.dream._sauce408
      @meme.dream._sauce408 2 년 전 +42

      So Jorge was an orphan..? Shit man that must be one tall orphan

    • @Team__T
      @Team__T 2 년 전 +141

      @@meme.dream._sauce408 no the spartan 2s were the kids that were abducted spartan 3s like noble 6 were the orphans

    • @ShermTank7272
      @ShermTank7272 2 년 전 +24

      Still a million times more possible than Spartan Locke

    • @AGrumpyPanda
      @AGrumpyPanda 2 년 전 +71

      It's quite likely in fact. Chief was an all-rounder, a level headed leader, but the main thing he had going for him was straight luck. Most other Spartans had something they were better than the Chief at, especially the ones very specialised towards certain aspects of combat.

    • @goofierstatue1886
      @goofierstatue1886 2 년 전 +30

      Actually compared to the rest of the candidates chief was kinda average he was just a great leader with alot of luck

  • @CallhimSJ
    @CallhimSJ 4 개월 전 +24

    I like how this man single handedly made halo relevant again

  • @jackgoodrow2550
    @jackgoodrow2550 5 개월 전 +6

    Yall call dem grunts I call em TACTICAL MIDGETS🤣🤣🤣

  • @JAMBUILDER08
    @JAMBUILDER08 2 년 전 +4853

    Ya know how Jorge tosses you out of the ship? Well he had his helmet off, which means his armour wasn't doing the movements in tandom with his nerves. Basically meaning that he was carrying the *collective weight* of *his* suit, you, and your suit *while only being mildly encumbered!*
    Keep in mind Mjolnir armour is VERY heavy.

    • @alt1763
      @alt1763 2 년 전 +490

      titanium
      very heavy, use to crush the toes of the misbehaving child

    • @angrye-tonlittleton9853
      @angrye-tonlittleton9853 2 년 전 +366

      Spartan IIs man...

    • @cheesegod7265
      @cheesegod7265 2 년 전 +141

      mans could yeet all of the fucking US into another DIMENSION

    • @deano1778
      @deano1778 2 년 전 +447

      Bruh mjolnir weighs 2 tons in total Jorge is over here casually holding up a fucking Ford F-150

    • @angrye-tonlittleton9853
      @angrye-tonlittleton9853 2 년 전 +189

      In the books, I believe they said something about how when they put on the Mjolnir Mk II, it felt like nothing to the spartans

  • @theangrysangheili
    @theangrysangheili 2 년 전 +1526

    The only sad thing about Badger's mocap suit is Heavenly is no longer a cacodemon.

  • @LT-sy3on
    @LT-sy3on 5 개월 전 +3

    23:40 the ultimate lifeform: the running riot RussianBadger in da Wraif

  • @SkittleJuice2
    @SkittleJuice2 7 개월 전 +4

    I recently got a figure of Jorge, and this video makes me like him even more.
    (I have not played any Halo game. I’m going strictly off my impressions through this video.)

  • @NathanDaNeko
    @NathanDaNeko 2 년 전 +455

    Fun fact: if you stare at Jorge, I think, he says "your file spoke of this" which means that it's cannon that noble six/you stare at people blankly at random

    • @juicedrinkingknight8207
      @juicedrinkingknight8207 2 년 전 +66

      That's Carter that says that

    • @NathanDaNeko
      @NathanDaNeko 2 년 전 +42

      @@juicedrinkingknight8207 thanks for reminding me, I wasn't sure if it was jorge or Carter who says it, but I know it happens

    • @donk6790
      @donk6790 2 년 전 +21

      @@NathanDaNeko not to be a nitpicky nerd but the specific line is "this qualifies as lone wolf stuff, six.", a reference to the intro cutscene where he says "leave that lone wolf stuff behind. we're a team." (edit: its carter who says it)

    • @ryandrost9589
      @ryandrost9589 2 년 전 +2

      @@donk6790 That's a cut scene bro. Not gameplay

    • @colecacola0
      @colecacola0 2 년 전 +9

      @@ryandrost9589 bro he quoted a line that REFERENCES the line from the intro cutscene, should probably read a little bit closer next time

  • @b1-battledroid669
    @b1-battledroid669 2 년 전 +1060

    Fun fact: Jorge is a Spartan II, same as the Master Chief making him part of the tallest generation of Spartans. He stands at 7’4” , making him four inches taller than the Master Chief. He is also the heaviest member of Noble Team, weighing *320 POUNDS.*

  • @Boomken76
    @Boomken76 개월 전 +2

    6:42 its the ball getting logged in the wall that just tips it for me 🤣🤣

  • @pfloz6860
    @pfloz6860 2 개월 전 +1

    “Dey put da master chef in da Soder ” words said before disaster

    • @bewolver6173
      @bewolver6173 2 개월 전

      Bro this is so broken there’s a “translate to English” button

  • @pattonkeith
    @pattonkeith 2 년 전 +1339

    Fast Facts: Jorge is actually the only Spartan II in Noble Team, the rest are Spartan IIIs.

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ 2 년 전 +136

      Which is why he's so much bigger (jorge is the tallest spartan 2 but still)

    • @regularasiandude17
      @regularasiandude17 2 년 전 +38

      Actually, Kurt is the tallest.

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ 2 년 전 +68

      @@regularasiandude17 still, jorge is taller than the average spartan 2, the average spartan 2 is just slightly taller than master chief if i remember correctly, either that or equal in size to chief.

    • @James11111
      @James11111 2 년 전 +75

      @@PeachDragon_ So you're saying that, among his peers, Chief is a shortstack.
      Oh wow Palmer thinking he'd be taller makes sense now.

    • @Alex-ft8bs
      @Alex-ft8bs 2 년 전 +36

      @@PeachDragon_ nope Master Chief is slightly above average at 7'2 and Jorge is 7'4 while the tallest spartan is Kurt which is 8'2, don't know where you got that Master Chief is short that's just not true

  • @carstan1173
    @carstan1173 2 년 전 +3499

    It's even funnier when you realize that Jorge actually could have crossed up Cheif in the lore, since the were both Spartan-IIs, meaning they actually knew each other.

    • @huntclanhunt9697
      @huntclanhunt9697 2 년 전 +260

      Garunteed they knew each other. Besides Grey (and maybe black) teams, Chief was the over all leader of the spartans. That's only 30~ people. He knew them all by name.

    • @DeWitherWarrior
      @DeWitherWarrior 년 전 +14

      Yessss

    • @mirandalockey7334
      @mirandalockey7334 년 전 +120

      He even made a cameo in the movie (canon to the lore) “the fall of reach” by saying “my name isn’t hor hay, it’s Jorge!” To his supervisor

    • @havardl4495
      @havardl4495 년 전 +38

      He said it would "Do numbers on your brain cells" But jokes on you, I got none' left, played roblox a cuple of days, you'll undersand, if you know what im talkin' about

    • @chasetoyama8184
      @chasetoyama8184 년 전

      @@mirandalockey7334 “Shut up, Horhe!”

  • @mordredpendragon1235
    @mordredpendragon1235 9 개월 전 +2

    This game also confirms that Master Chief lives because of plot armor if 1 out of 6 Spartans lives

  • @Firewolf59007
    @Firewolf59007 27 일 전 +1

    "I don't want uppies" is so funny one of the funniest lines I've heard

  • @birb2200
    @birb2200 2 년 전 +866

    I won't lie, Halo: Reach holds a special place in my heart and it will eternally be my favourite Halo game... The Forge days were something else with some amazing and really creative gamemodes...

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 2 년 전

      oh yeah

    • @dylanfischer6871
      @dylanfischer6871 2 년 전 +1

      My friends made a forge map with a secret base halo reach and three cant be topped in my opinion

    • @americantank8831
      @americantank8831 2 년 전 +1

      Hell yeah

    • @stevenwilson633
      @stevenwilson633 2 년 전 +2

      I miss the og days

    • @wadoo-it
      @wadoo-it 2 년 전

      I was better at Reach's forge when I was dumber (younger) than I am now, in which I struggle to not make new angles for buildings

  • @davidkelley8442
    @davidkelley8442 2 년 전 +617

    The fact that you named your flavor “Guacamole gamer fart 9000” is legendary

    • @yuji165
      @yuji165 2 년 전 +31

      The fact that G supps even allow it is even moreso lol

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 2 년 전 +22

      @@yuji165 Clearly, that company understands their target market.

    • @OperatorKevlar
      @OperatorKevlar 2 년 전 +2

      I drank so much that my blood type turned into Gammersupps.

  • @Tamara-tg3ho
    @Tamara-tg3ho 23 일 전 +1

    Ok im watching this for the 5th time now.Its a ritual at this point that
    1.This pops up in my recommend when im low.
    2.I HAVE to watch it.
    Love it,badger.This is unironically my compfort video.

  • @Problematic_Polygons
    @Problematic_Polygons 7 개월 전 +1

    "put on the mocap suit and make jorge cross up master chief" 💀

  • @Raptorman0205
    @Raptorman0205 2 년 전 +453

    "Halo Reach, a game so old, it was actually designed to be fun"
    god that is so true it hurts.

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 2 년 전 +666

    *"Mind telling us what are you doing, Badger?"*
    *_"Sir, trashtalking while armor lockin-"_*

  • @deathincarnationningan

    My brother in Christ, you do not understand, I barely sleep, I need pure black coffee in the morning to even stay awake for longer than 1 minute

  • @HumbleTrooper
    @HumbleTrooper 6 개월 전 +10

    Aw man, the Blood Gulch map brings back so many memories from Red vs Blue

  • @eddywap5668
    @eddywap5668 2 년 전 +982

    Jorge is actually big cuz he’s a Spartan 2 like master chief while the rest of noble squad are Spartan 3s

  • @Silverwingmk2
    @Silverwingmk2 2 년 전 +2245

    The more I look at Russianbadger IRL the more I'm convinced he'd be the perfect green goblin in the Spiderman movies

    • @Guardian-of-Light137
      @Guardian-of-Light137 2 년 전 +96

      I hate how much I agree with this.

    • @placeholder6343
      @placeholder6343 2 년 전 +145

      Your too late Spider-Man, I’ve already sent 18 shitposts in general!

    • @pissfart68
      @pissfart68 2 년 전 +50

      @@placeholder6343 I hate how in character this is for both of them

    • @maiasparsk3662
      @maiasparsk3662 2 년 전 +6

      nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo why why why why i hate you now

    • @Guardian-of-Light137
      @Guardian-of-Light137 2 년 전 +8

      What have I started with that first comment good lord.

  • @experiment1120
    @experiment1120 5 개월 전

    After 2 years and watching this video dozens of times it is probably the best video I could've started this channel with

  • @auggerz6996
    @auggerz6996 10 개월 전

    By far my favorite part of this video is the blue spartan with the operator helmet relaxing in the background on Blood Gulch

  • @AonghasMcTavish
    @AonghasMcTavish 2 년 전 +1388

    Our group has calles ourselves the 51st armoured forklift division for a reason. Remember reach

  • @noneontheair
    @noneontheair 2 년 전 +377

    Jorge is significantly larger than the other Spartans in Noble because he’s a Spartan-II and the others are Spartan-IIIs. He’s quite a bit older and significantly more heavily augmented.

    • @NaruSanavai
      @NaruSanavai 2 년 전 +30

      He's larger than most of the IIs, too.

    • @iancoheekelsey
      @iancoheekelsey 2 년 전 +3

      Came here to say this.

    • @caseyhall2320
      @caseyhall2320 2 년 전 +15

      @@NaruSanavai Jorge is a fucken BIG boi.

    • @SuperJay1210
      @SuperJay1210 2 년 전 +20

      Soooo…… your saying he’s an aBsoLuTe
      UUUUUNNNIITTTTTT

    • @kingnothing8570
      @kingnothing8570 2 년 전 +6

      @@NaruSanavai yes but some of the 2's make him look like a 3 hes bigger than most but some are just stupid big.

  • @Iamfunnybo1540
    @Iamfunnybo1540 9 개월 전 +7

    This was my first Badger video ever watched and it came out of nowhere and now I’m a daily watcher

  • @vikingrfyle
    @vikingrfyle 4 개월 전

    Still after 2 years so much more fun to watch then over 90% of Videos on here. 10/10 Russianbadger just makes this videos a comedy Expereience searching for its own.

  • @dimorix6593
    @dimorix6593 2 년 전 +2733

    “Objection! Badger fucken ballin!”
    Gets me every time.

  • @LunarRhine
    @LunarRhine 2 년 전 +396

    "a game so old it was actually designed to have fun" = words that make me proud to be an og Halo fanboy

  • @revenevan11
    @revenevan11 8 개월 전

    I never had xbox live consistently or long enough to discover the custom games scene on Reach, but oh my god did I have so many hours of fun with the campaign, split screen, some basic multiplayer, and a ton of time in forge. This game and Halo 3 are nostalgic beyond words for me 😊😭😊

  • @haina6969
    @haina6969 9 개월 전

    4:05
    There it is. The legendary moment. So many memes, so many memories.

  • @LonelySandwich
    @LonelySandwich 2 년 전 +25061

    “Ive been flashbanged by words” is a great way to describe badgers content

    • @XxGhst-xX
      @XxGhst-xX 2 년 전 +114

      Always has been

    • @iaminpain8407
      @iaminpain8407 2 년 전 +56

      @@XxGhst-xX i still have my braincells

    • @davidkelley8442
      @davidkelley8442 2 년 전 +192

      *THEY PUT MAMSNRHBR CHEHFDE IN THE SODEr*

    • @vaingaming2761
      @vaingaming2761 2 년 전 +35

      Are u just going to appear in everyones comment section?

    • @carson.4612
      @carson.4612 2 년 전 +36

      I feel bad for the guy whose comment you copied verbatim while getting more likes than him because you have a check mark next your name

  • @troglodyte280
    @troglodyte280 2 년 전 +479

    “Five Guys is a scam”
    *Objective: Survive*

    • @aceofclubs404
      @aceofclubs404 2 년 전 +19

      "Why are you booing me I'm right"

    • @okruma625
      @okruma625 2 년 전 +5

      *You have alerted the horde*

    • @EzekiesAcheron
      @EzekiesAcheron 2 년 전 +6

      @@aceofclubs404 I'm booing u cos ur wrong, five guys gooooood.

    • @chimblemasterofchimney4771
      @chimblemasterofchimney4771 2 년 전 +10

      They'd be better if they weren't so expensive. They're good, but they're not that good.

    • @zacharyhull7612
      @zacharyhull7612 2 년 전 +6

      Five guys good but too expensive. In n out better

  • @Scythephighting
    @Scythephighting 3 개월 전 +1

    I could eat a round meal by myself but the toilet will be in pieces

  • @freezyfork6111
    @freezyfork6111 9 개월 전

    This is one of my favorite youtube videos, Badger just makes top tier content

  • @squishydink200
    @squishydink200 2 년 전 +377

    “Yes when I was 14 I was still a threat to my parents”
    As if all fourteen year olds aren’t

  • @ravenprime5148
    @ravenprime5148 5 개월 전

    This was my first badger video and 2 years later im still laughing so much my brain is melting

  • @Thri11seeker
    @Thri11seeker 27 일 전

    This is one of my all time favorite games glad to see enjoyment in it years later only thing he misses out on was the headshot kill animations where the infamous hurray kill was famed in

  • @audiblerangerdms6616
    @audiblerangerdms6616 2 년 전 +518

    "A game so old it's designed to be fun" is the most upsettingly true thing all year.

    • @MrSpartan993
      @MrSpartan993 2 년 전 +26

      I HATE how accurate that statement is.

    • @elonleon4452
      @elonleon4452 2 년 전 +17

      @@MrSpartan993 mostly accurate for triple-A annlual next gen video games whith microtransactions, battle passes and season passes, but yeah, i hate it too.

    • @ABagofMarbles
      @ABagofMarbles 2 년 전 +1

      Splitgate pretty fun ngl

    • @glctcthnkr8059
      @glctcthnkr8059 2 년 전 +3

      I mean there are still games designed to be fun, it’s just that almost none of them are first person shooters. At least infinite and splitgate are promising

  • @RenegadesReact
    @RenegadesReact 2 년 전 +3622

    Badger: "The Campaign's story is intentionally misleading and just flat out vague..."
    Me: Seems about right.

    • @whythesalt5042
      @whythesalt5042 2 년 전 +8

      Are posting your reaction today?

    • @odinulveson9101
      @odinulveson9101 2 년 전 +59

      Bungie were sooo jaded and kinda jealous of Eric Nylunds written novel " The Fall of Reach " even they helped him with the source material!

    • @crimsongogeta6810
      @crimsongogeta6810 2 년 전 +8

      Sup Renegades?

    • @ericlamb4501
      @ericlamb4501 2 년 전 +42

      Yea this was back when they also wanted you to READ the books and lore and shit, when games still had that

    • @dennisfitzgeraldiii2977
      @dennisfitzgeraldiii2977 2 년 전 +4

      Don’t bring my dang memories back pls

  • @user-om5qj1ol5h
    @user-om5qj1ol5h 8 개월 전 +1

    Or he could just walk down the side of the hill where there is a path,instead of jumping of a cliff,but seeing badger and his friends killing themselves is way funnier😂

  • @JayLink-10
    @JayLink-10 5 개월 전 +10

    why is badger like the nicest person in the world non-toxic good sportmanship and spreading that with others we need more badgers bacuse he is a baller

  • @Regular_Alley
    @Regular_Alley 2 년 전 +437

    The fact that he MADE an Arby n' The Chief reference means that those years of watching it after school weren't a fever dream and I appreciate that 🤣

  • @ryanqube9132
    @ryanqube9132 2 년 전 +401

    Clicked so fast, My father won't even have a chance.

  • @SaturnsRing98
    @SaturnsRing98 5 개월 전

    They're putting the Master Chief back in the soda for real on November 6, my birthday no less
    naturally instantly quoted this

  • @geoffreyentwistle8176
    @geoffreyentwistle8176 5 개월 전

    God, wraith killing sprees were SO SATISFYING! XD
    Something about the projectile taking a leisurely stroll through the air before detonating with the force of a six pack of grenades just made every kill a moment of joy. XD

  • @Crystal_Clear_Brother
    @Crystal_Clear_Brother 년 전 +3650

    All of noble teams last quotes
    Carter: “carter out”
    Kat: “priority one”
    Jorge: “tell them to make it count”
    Emile: “who’s next?”
    Jun: “dying is gay”

    • @ThatGuyOrby
      @ThatGuyOrby 년 전 +272

      Correction, Emile's last words were "I'm ready! How about you?"

    • @kawaiipotatoesans4973
      @kawaiipotatoesans4973 년 전 +242

      you forgot noble 6's last words: "I have the gun, Good luck sir."

    • @tatsuneesan808
      @tatsuneesan808 년 전 +135

      @@kawaiipotatoesans4973 more like “Dey put da mamstre ciehf in da sdoa”

    • @Thegameguy2482
      @Thegameguy2482 년 전 +10

      But jun didn't die. Did they?

    • @TheMadone67
      @TheMadone67 년 전 +14

      @@Thegameguy2482 nope didnt die

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache

    "I'm listening to that new Dream song, bro."
    _A few seconds later_
    *Jumps out of the falcon*
    It's safe to say he couldn't handle listening to that song

    • @thedrunkzaku
      @thedrunkzaku 2 년 전 +48

      I'm only liking this post cause it's the legend himself.

    • @looksee2575
      @looksee2575 2 년 전 +38

      Your here too..... I'm scared

    • @cadenstuff1289
      @cadenstuff1289 2 년 전 +29

      It’s because Dream didn’t take his normal pills

    • @diobrando4063
      @diobrando4063 2 년 전 +3

      Fr

    • @bitronic6706
      @bitronic6706 2 년 전 +20

      "can you throw him out?"
      man just voluntarily decides to throw himself out of the airship lol

  • @HybrydATP64
    @HybrydATP64 개월 전

    So a fun factsfor Badger, Jorge is actually a Spartan-II which is the same class as the Master Chief who he trained with, while the rest of Noble team is Spartan-IIIs and funnily enough, even though he looks gigantic, he’s not the tallest Spartan that would be Kurt who is also a Spartan-II at over 8 feet tall.
    The second fun fact is that Spartan-IIIs like the Majority of Noble team were actually created to be suicide squads and normally were given cheaper armor but some teams were given Mjolnir like what you see them wear in the games, but that was reserved for the more effective teams and Noble was so effective that they survived all deployments until Reach where Thom (the first Noble 6) died during a battle depicted in the Trailer, then during the events of Reach all of Noble except Jun died as intended.
    Third is that Jun who escaped Reach later retired and instead became a recruiter and instructor to the later Spartan-IVs from the best within the UNSC military.

  • @BeadyAbiter
    @BeadyAbiter 8 개월 전 +1

    Played the game when it first came out and frankly I love the story, i cried at the end and this shit is hilarious. However many years later dying of laughter

  • @senthesanguinesinner9
    @senthesanguinesinner9 2 년 전 +984

    I genuinely want a Russian Badger: Talk-S**t-And-Get-Hit compilation because I’d be choking on my own laughter from just how consistent he is with getting cocky before getting put down Byakuya VS Renji style…

    • @evillaughinthebackground5732
      @evillaughinthebackground5732 2 년 전 +32

      "Yeeaaah!!! ARMOR LOCK. BITCH!!"
      *GETS INSTANTLY BLASTED*
      btw i was just rewatching Bleach earlier w/ my bro, remembering those good ole' times

    • @Chr1s7567
      @Chr1s7567 2 년 전 +1

      yes id love to see that as well lol

    • @its.jackson6621
      @its.jackson6621 2 년 전 +2

      Renji is the definition of talk sh!t get hit throughout the whole series

    • @senthesanguinesinner9
      @senthesanguinesinner9 2 년 전 +1

      @@its.jackson6621 Oh my god! Yes! Dude’s best wins are in the Goddamn Bount Arc LoL!

  • @zweb262
    @zweb262 2 년 전 +1042

    “So this is a good cutscene, right? Nobody dies?” He says, as Kat’s head explodes and her corpse slams into the pavement.

    • @nikolai4810
      @nikolai4810 2 년 전 +9

      Pisses me off how she could've survived that.

    • @cavern6655
      @cavern6655 2 년 전 +24

      @Videoms ...ARMOUR LOCK ARMOUR LOCK ARMOUR LOCK

    • @Broly_TheMetroidFan
      @Broly_TheMetroidFan 2 년 전 +8

      "spartans never die, they're just missing in action"
      me: (coughs in reach)

    • @dogbogs
      @dogbogs 2 년 전 +3

      @@nikolai4810 she could not. the massive radiation flare from the glassing disabled their shields. they most likely couldn't put them back up until they made it to the radiation bunker

  • @user-cn9dd1gn1c
    @user-cn9dd1gn1c 2 개월 전

    I watch this vid over and over throughout the week because it is quality, Nothing over throws The Russian Badger

  • @jasonrodney377
    @jasonrodney377 9 개월 전

    I have watched this cesspool of a video about 30 times and still can’t get enough.

  • @kendenjohnson9060
    @kendenjohnson9060 2 년 전 +515

    Never gonna forget when I called someone “elite preferred species” and he came back with a “I don’t know what that means but if it’s about Jewish people that is highly offensive”

  • @NickDaGamer1998
    @NickDaGamer1998 2 년 전 +517

    The Arby N' The Chief reference just de-aged me 12 years.

  • @dogebot3009
    @dogebot3009 3 개월 전

    This video is just a ton of stupid funny stuff all mushed together and it makes me laugh every time

  • @jamesskellern8648
    @jamesskellern8648 2 개월 전

    the cup badger has for his guacamoli gamer fart is incredible 😂😂

  • @H2os_72
    @H2os_72 2 년 전 +1538

    It’s pretty clear, that when a game is over a decade old, and still has pretty much full MP servers, you know it’s a massive success.

    • @spaceemperorspar4791
      @spaceemperorspar4791 2 년 전 +57

      More like every Halo title released since Reach has been of…debatable quality

    • @milesmccollough5507
      @milesmccollough5507 2 년 전 +19

      @@spaceemperorspar4791 sadge

    • @DominikMaslyk
      @DominikMaslyk 2 년 전 +23

      @@milesmccollough5507 badge

    • @tundra3252
      @tundra3252 2 년 전 +17

      @Jason Hanlan my thoughts exactly.

    • @deathtrooper2048
      @deathtrooper2048 2 년 전 +4

      Not really, the fact that it got rereleased and is the 2nd newest halo game on PC, not because it's good. Reach is dogshit

  • @Hunter-cf6tk
    @Hunter-cf6tk 2 년 전 +1096

    “I can’t take this anymore”
    *Yeets self out of helicopter*

  • @Moxie_D_foxyfan
    @Moxie_D_foxyfan 5 개월 전

    It hasnt been 8 minutes and i cant stop laughing at Jorge ballin' on badger

  • @billythekid1961
    @billythekid1961 4 개월 전 +2

    I have no clue how many times I have watched this

  • @sylusvegeta
    @sylusvegeta 2 년 전 +730

    "This is a good part right, nobody dies?"
    I felt that.

    • @astrocolton6448
      @astrocolton6448 2 년 전 +24

      Kat probably didn’t

    • @blacknwhitegaming
      @blacknwhitegaming 2 년 전 +2

      @@astrocolton6448 calm down, he's already dead!

    • @fabricator-generalbob1342
      @fabricator-generalbob1342 2 년 전 +3

      @@astrocolton6448 that Jackal probably posted that shot on the Covenant equivalent of the internet as part of a trickshot montage

    • @mapleflag6518
      @mapleflag6518 2 년 전

      @@fabricator-generalbob1342 It was an elite that killed her I think.

    • @Eclypse6872
      @Eclypse6872 2 년 전

      @@astrocolton6448 Wasn't Kat the blue one?

  • @ElGordoBandito
    @ElGordoBandito 2 년 전 +861

    My favorite thing about Reach is that all of the shortcomings that people hate about it are explained away in the lore. Weapon bloom happens because you are basically the Aldi brand Spartan, made on the cheap and not as effective as the Spartan II’s. The UNSC vehicles are flawed. That’s because Reach is a military experimental facility and a good portion of the stuff laying around is unfinished prototypes. It’s brilliant.

    • @IONIZEDatom
      @IONIZEDatom 2 년 전 +65

      This is actually brilliant

    • @nekroz_of_super_dora3477
      @nekroz_of_super_dora3477 2 년 전 +111

      “The goddamn UNSC took all my Spartan II’s, all we have are these shitty Kirkland brand Spartans!”
      “plz don’t make me shoot too much it make my arms hurrrt”

    • @imperielgenecist1317
      @imperielgenecist1317 2 년 전 +56

      Kat dies from a single headshot because the radiation from the glassing disabled their shields and she struggles form a lack of situational awareness.

    • @anjaneyasreetrout2444
      @anjaneyasreetrout2444 2 년 전 +17

      I am pretty sure most of the vehicles we were using were not "experimental" by any means. Also the weapon bloom? It has no excuse at all tbh.
      Those Spartan 3s were wearing mark 5 Mjolnir NOT the cheap ass SPI armor. So the bloom is nothing more than a meaningless gameplay feature.

    • @Cobster9211
      @Cobster9211 2 년 전 +14

      "Your basically the Aldi brand spartan"

  • @braddavis8909
    @braddavis8909 10 개월 전

    This reminds me of that one glitch in forge where you use armour lock go into forge while its active then place down another armour lock and delete all to achieve ultimate power and just become invincible (unless you drown of fall too far). Bullets bounce off you rockets don't even scratch you and vehicles and props are actively repulsed by your contact.

  • @SomeRandomSuperSaiyan
    @SomeRandomSuperSaiyan 5 개월 전

    Badger when someone who has the "perfect combo" comes up to him: ARMORLOCKBEAMSWORD