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  • @shreenewton9378
    @shreenewton9378 28 일 전 +17

    Best Comedian Ever😅 We Love You❤ From Texas

  • @anniea3810
    @anniea3810 27 일 전 +9

    Dave’s so smart and wisely telling us how all the crooks in the world met together 👍

  • @meatrocket1
    @meatrocket1 29 일 전 +35

    “Leave’s and sticks and bottle caps” 😂

  • @robertwilkinson8421
    @robertwilkinson8421 29 일 전 +56

    This Man is just naturally funny, does not even have to try.
    Just a Natural.

    •  28 일 전

      He is amazingly funny, ESPECIALLY, WHEN using the "N" word abundantly; however, were he start using others racial terms against others, he immediately becomes 'NOT SO FUNNY ANYMORE." I wonder why! Why you inject 'race into it buddy...many of you are saying/thinking?

  • @contemporaryhumours
    @contemporaryhumours 29 일 전 +44

    Mr. Chappelle is easily top 20 of all time stand-up comedians and comedians period. Love it!

  • @user-fk4ws7vq4s
    @user-fk4ws7vq4s 26 일 전 +2

    Dave you still rank number one in comedy and in my ❤your the funniest comedian alive today😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @The_0G_Chad
    @The_0G_Chad 29 일 전 +42

    Turns out this kid was escaping puffys dungeon

  • @fredgfysmith6171
    @fredgfysmith6171 개월 전 +72

    Jamie Fox in a white cowboy hat got me bad 😂😂😂

  • @davidtraina9295
    @davidtraina9295 개월 전 +43

    Got to Love "gun that Identifies as a knife"

    • @daviddonnelly426
      @daviddonnelly426 29 일 전 +4

      *knife that identified as a gun. But you were close!😊

  • @fathertimegaming17
    @fathertimegaming17 개월 전 +31

    I think old puff Daddy is looking for that emergency exit door himself right about now.

  • @kellytrimble7019
    @kellytrimble7019 27 일 전 +4

    Dave & Ricky Gervais are my favorites! Both don’t give a dam , speak truth! 😂

  • @robertwilkinson8421
    @robertwilkinson8421 29 일 전 +25

    If Dave Chapelle was allowed to Host The Oscar Show, I'm sure the Oscars ratings would be off the Charts, But that will never happen! Why is that?
    Because Dave Chapelle would embarrass Hollywood and expose them all. Then they would turn on him!

  • @dr.prof.robtopnotch
    @dr.prof.robtopnotch 개월 전 +46

    Umm… yeah, “bodyguards should not wear dress shoes to work“ 😂. Wow. Too funny!

  • @hauntedandAloneFB
    @hauntedandAloneFB 28 일 전 +7

    That was hilarious 😂😂😂 my Filipina wife 🇵🇭 loved it too haha

  • @dannylyles554
    @dannylyles554 개월 전 +35

    "You Just Can't Make This 💩 Up"!
    😂😂

  • @Dustypa66
    @Dustypa66 개월 전 +56

    One of the funniest comedians I ever seen.. love him ❤

    • @gailzellner7373
      @gailzellner7373 개월 전 +2

      I agree he is too date.,.. But all of them came or was birth after... The Late Great None Other Than ... The Outstanding RICHARD PRYOR.❤❤❤😂😂😂❤

    • @SAYLESSTIME
      @SAYLESSTIME 29 일 전

      krplus.net/ushorts4hi15t8qLho?feature=shared

  • @mrssmith3957
    @mrssmith3957 개월 전 +40

    Huge fan since the beginning, and you still Killin it!

    • @SAYLESSTIME
      @SAYLESSTIME 29 일 전

      krplus.net/ushorts4hi15t8qLho?feature=shared

  • @tommcelligott1035
    @tommcelligott1035 29 일 전 +10

    I tell people. Comedy Dave and Redd would have be Epic .

  • @tinathrower284
    @tinathrower284 27 일 전 +2

    Dave is still the greatest!

  • @lamarw2700
    @lamarw2700 개월 전 +28

    Diddy wont be at anymore shows 😂😂😂😂

  • @bosimpson4521
    @bosimpson4521 28 일 전 +16

    The best Comedic story teller to ever grace the comedy stage.

  • @Loriburnett
    @Loriburnett 개월 전 +12

    Love your jokes. Stick it to them!

  • @dimitriwimbley4126
    @dimitriwimbley4126 27 일 전 +3

    Love me some Dave... His funny is TRuth in jokes

  • @cindyfrasheski3910
    @cindyfrasheski3910 개월 전 +11

    He run like he running from the police.

  • @tarecahubbard-holt1630

    Dave is a hoot and a holla. I know, I'm country. 😂😂😂😂

  • @josquinguity6429
    @josquinguity6429 28 일 전 +2

    I had been laughing since the beginning of the show 😂😂😂🎉🎉very funny! Love it!!😂😂😂

  • @annielue7252
    @annielue7252 28 일 전 +3

    Love you Dave. 🙏💕🤩

  • @DrunkComments
    @DrunkComments 개월 전 +10

    Puff tried to ensnare Chapelle as well😮
    Chris Rock was impenetrable 😅😮

  • @EdWatch-yx7hy
    @EdWatch-yx7hy 개월 전 +23

    Everybody haaates chriiiiis 😂😂😂 it's true

  • @Porks_TV
    @Porks_TV 개월 전 +33

    the Irony in Diddy Blocking the attacker from getting away like it was one of his sex workers running away😂

    • @meatrocket1
      @meatrocket1 29 일 전 +1

      That didn’t age well 😂

    • @TiffanyMays-pp4yz
      @TiffanyMays-pp4yz 29 일 전 +1

      Ayoooo 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @christiahaynes1514
      @christiahaynes1514 29 일 전 +2

      No, this came out before the Diddy fiasco. He was mocking a dance moves Diddy use to do back in the 90’s.

    • @Porks_TV
      @Porks_TV 28 일 전

      @@christiahaynes1514 how you know how long he been raping people? Lol

  • @daedalusjones4228
    @daedalusjones4228 27 일 전 +4

    Chapelle is the greatest storyteller and most commanding speaker out there.

  • @filmonteklay6372
    @filmonteklay6372 개월 전 +18

    man you are hilarious😭🤣🤣

  • @kamaunjeri7562
    @kamaunjeri7562 26 일 전

    Dave, you are such a great story teller🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @petehebert6462
    @petehebert6462 27 일 전 +1

    I saw Jamie Fox in the white cowboy hat. It's like Hey, who you think you are? That guy in the Jackie Chsn movies?

  • @user-ce9mv4my4z
    @user-ce9mv4my4z 개월 전 +12

    HOW DID HE PASS SECURITY, FIRED ALL. THANK GOD YOU ARE SAFE. HAVE SECURITY IN THE FRONT STAGE NEXT SHOW

  • @davidthigpen7106
    @davidthigpen7106 개월 전 +13

    😂😂😂 he is too damn funny.

  • @darrylturner2611
    @darrylturner2611 26 일 전

    Dave Chapelle is the best story teller of our generation!!

  • @shawntyewilliamson
    @shawntyewilliamson 27 일 전 +1

    Can't live without you

  • @tommcelligott1035
    @tommcelligott1035 29 일 전 +11

    Comedy still Alive

  • @JeremyIkner007
    @JeremyIkner007 개월 전 +8

    Weirdly I got the same knife, bought it at a flea market years back and haven’t seen one like it until now unfortunately

  • @justthetruth3058
    @justthetruth3058 개월 전 +79

    king of comedy

    • @jimmyintuitive
      @jimmyintuitive 개월 전 +2

      Not really. He would be if he's supporting Trump. Katt is simply funnier.

    • @justthetruth3058
      @justthetruth3058 개월 전

      @@jimmyintuitive fuking npc

    • @zacharymorris2613
      @zacharymorris2613 개월 전 +6

      @@jimmyintuitivethis is a silly comment. What does his political ideation have to do with his jokes. Trump is a loser

    • @jimmyintuitive
      @jimmyintuitive 개월 전 +3

      @@zacharymorris2613 it's only silly because you genuinely don't like Trump. Not only do you not like Trump you are in denial or under a rock because Trump is winning. I never posted this thinking that Trump haters could relate. These days you can judge a lot by what someone thinks politically.

    • @lindahake1666
      @lindahake1666 개월 전 +2

      He has TDS, bigly.

  • @amberdemayo6979
    @amberdemayo6979 개월 전 +15

    Dave is without a doubt the GOAT and is probably gifted with the fact he's already been so successful that he can say the shit he wants and gets away with it which is how it should be anyway but unfortunately if your not in his position your getting cancelled for sure

    • @henrybutchy3242
      @henrybutchy3242 개월 전 +2

      Yeah ... doing Lenny Bruce while I was a file clerk got me fired 7 times. Some people never learn.

  • @dennismorris7573
    @dennismorris7573 27 일 전 +1

    Pure comic genius., Dave Chappelle.

  • @ianrastall
    @ianrastall 28 일 전 +2

    Well that P Diddy joke might have waited a few days...

  • @donaldzinn2927
    @donaldzinn2927 27 일 전 +1

    I❤Dave
    As much as Red Fox 🫠🤣

  • @deerobins9086
    @deerobins9086 26 일 전 +1

    Love this man. Uk. Follower.

  • @PhilipBaca-ci8mc
    @PhilipBaca-ci8mc 개월 전 +4

    😂🎉you rock 😍

  • @marklawrence76
    @marklawrence76 28 일 전 +1

    New Subscriber. Keep the videos coming

  • @Minxyminx68
    @Minxyminx68 27 일 전 +3

    Isnt that "come join me in my watery grave" from Creepshow?? 😂 so many people probably never seen it, its an old movie series from 80s, Stephen King played in some of them, the one that quote sounds like was from the one where the guy burys the couple on the beach so the tide comes in n drowns them, n they come back from the dead for the guy n habe sea weed all over them n say that😂😂

  • @PhilipBaca-ci8mc
    @PhilipBaca-ci8mc 개월 전 +5

    😂🎉you guys 🤠 rock

  • @gailzellner7373
    @gailzellner7373 개월 전 +3

    Hes joking but l. did too
    It was something in the air... I too could feel it during the reign of Barack Obama...❤❤❤

  • @yonettethomas6270
    @yonettethomas6270 27 일 전

    This guy is phenomenal.

  • @moorediane7831
    @moorediane7831 29 일 전 +4

    Love ya Chapelle from Oz.

  • @elijahpathfinder6204
    @elijahpathfinder6204 28 일 전 +1

    Good Morning David Chapelle Love this Obama Joke You are a Global Master Spiritual Social Political Awareness Scientist Comedian Keep Up The Good work In Jesus Christ Immanuel Admeem Name Blood Love Friendship ETC BE Blessed Every Second For Eternity Thanks
    🙏👍👍....

  • @ryker6richard
    @ryker6richard 28 일 전 +1

    You are the coolest funnyest man on the planet

  • @loyoladeleon6115
    @loyoladeleon6115 26 일 전

    EXACTLY 💯 💯 💯

  • @ryanlee7895
    @ryanlee7895 개월 전 +5

    I love the Japanese stuff at the end of this video

  • @user-ze9ku1wq1r
    @user-ze9ku1wq1r 26 일 전

    I agree 👍

  • @American_Made
    @American_Made 개월 전 +3

    Now we all gonna wonder who all knew what diddy was doin.

  • @davidgriego278
    @davidgriego278 27 일 전

    Chappele is the Man!!

  • @ConspirHerSee
    @ConspirHerSee 29 일 전 +6

    Why is Dave the only one who can joke about the "Alphabet Gang" 🤣

  • @melvinrice9078
    @melvinrice9078 27 일 전 +1

    Lol i saw the clip. You could hear dave back stage telling his boys to stomp the dude. It was hilarious. They messed that idiot up.

  • @brianlove6175
    @brianlove6175 개월 전 +5

    Everybody hates Chris

  • @donnswaby369
    @donnswaby369 개월 전 +2

    love Chappelle! ...and who was that woman coloring horses at the end?

  • @thatbeme
    @thatbeme 27 일 전

    Dam$, you're funny. 😅

  • @ellenbruckermarshall4179

    “Nooow you have jokes?!?”

  • @black_sheep_nation
    @black_sheep_nation 26 일 전

    The set-up GOAT

  • @loyoladeleon6115
    @loyoladeleon6115 26 일 전

    ME TOOO ❤😂

  • @Ken-wu4cm
    @Ken-wu4cm 27 일 전

    I'm only 9 minutes in and I'm dying 😂😂😂

  • @shawntyewilliamson
    @shawntyewilliamson 27 일 전

    Thats right 😮😊

  • @JuYanLove
    @JuYanLove 개월 전 +5

    What's with all the cuts in the middle of sentences? Come on now.

  • @petehebert6462
    @petehebert6462 27 일 전

    Yeah Daphne understood them better than anyone.

  • @BubBub-yc8qm
    @BubBub-yc8qm 26 일 전

    He's such an intelligent guy with his comedy that it's hard to be offended by his delivery, unless you're just plain, old, or onery!

  • @fredfloyd34
    @fredfloyd34 29 일 전 +1

    Fade juice in the hand...yeow...

  • @anthonyclarke860
    @anthonyclarke860 26 일 전

    Wow they showed the real Dave Chappelle in the Grey jacket and yellow to shirt

  • @UnklSam39
    @UnklSam39 개월 전 +3

    Thank you and you're welcome.

  • @shawntyewilliamson
    @shawntyewilliamson 27 일 전

    That was a good on 😅

  • @BankaiFever
    @BankaiFever 26 일 전

    Lmao Diddy stopped him in front of the door

  • @rebeccawest9476
    @rebeccawest9476 27 일 전

    GOAT

  • @loyoladeleon6115
    @loyoladeleon6115 26 일 전

    WHEATIES😂

  • @petehebert6462
    @petehebert6462 27 일 전

    The world is crazy. Down is up, up is down, guys are women and women are guys. And we gotta understand.

  • @shawntyewilliamson
    @shawntyewilliamson 27 일 전

    I know that right

  • @petehebert6462
    @petehebert6462 27 일 전

    Thats Speedy Gonzalez Dave.

  • @shawntyewilliamson
    @shawntyewilliamson 27 일 전

    You will get paid .😅😅😅

  • @petehebert6462
    @petehebert6462 27 일 전

    I know, you've buffed up since then brother.

  • @sherrimora1097
    @sherrimora1097 27 일 전

    What’s up with the foreign language subtitles ?? Who’s hacking this & from what country ??

  • @lukasstronghood2692
    @lukasstronghood2692 개월 전 +2

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @user-cl5ov9dx5o
    @user-cl5ov9dx5o 27 일 전

    You stated correctly....BRUCE JENNER "WAS"

  • @SashiCat96
    @SashiCat96 27 일 전

    OMG Mickey Mouse is Mexican🤣🤣🤣

  • @justthetruth3058
    @justthetruth3058 개월 전 +2

    just like

  • @laurischoolmarm
    @laurischoolmarm 27 일 전

    I adore his energy, his fabulous storytelling skills, and obvious intelligence. However, I've never once laughed watching him.

  • @Evocati-Augusti
    @Evocati-Augusti 개월 전 +3

    What I dont understand is he had a record, and should never been in the front row, I think a few people made sure he was there...

  • @Hiiizenburg42
    @Hiiizenburg42 개월 전 +2

    1:07:11 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Imagine-JL
    @Imagine-JL 27 일 전

    Dave is a hilarious mofo!! My absolute favorite. Im so glad he gave us another chance!! Most importantly he is a person with huge genius and uses it. Happy for him when he walked away when he did - he jumped off the bullshit bus and didnt look back until he was damned good and ready. So much respect for Dave and his view on the" Me Too" black dress bullshit was spot on!!! They didnt have the courage or balls to get the fuck off the bullshit bus!!! He walked for his own reasons and got his family away from the bullshit!! Dave you're a great man. So happy u back. Thank you for making me laugh my ass off Dave!!!! Much respect from me to you!!!

  • @toppermostKY
    @toppermostKY 27 일 전

    Who ever said Dave was in the top ten of all comedians needs their head examined!!!!!! And if you like dark and dirty humor, topper most ky on KRplus

  • @petehebert6462
    @petehebert6462 27 일 전

    Dammit man. That's......messed up.

  • @OK-pi6fq
    @OK-pi6fq 28 일 전

    Hahaha

  • @wallacejohnson6846
    @wallacejohnson6846 29 일 전

    Come join me in watery grave, lol!

  • @cindyfrasheski3910
    @cindyfrasheski3910 개월 전 +1

    Chicken is the best delicious biŕd there is. God is good.

  • @cyndimoring9389
    @cyndimoring9389 26 일 전

    comedians are prophets too. He said trump was a puppet, even before 2020.