Trying Tactical Products

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  • 게시일 2024. 03. 28.
  • this video is about trying tac products is what i'm doing in this video
    thanks to Christian for filming / pancancakes

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  • @madi846
    @madi846 3 년 전 +4056

    I can’t fully comprehend that this is actually a grown man who is married, has a house, and a Tesla. in my brain he’s like broke and 21 and working on a bachelors in media arts or something

    • @celestialnichole
      @celestialnichole 3 년 전 +513

      me who’s actually broke, 21, working on a bachelors in Digital Media Arts •_____•

    • @madi846
      @madi846 3 년 전 +206

      @@celestialnichole Hang in there bud

    • @FaeTheGay
      @FaeTheGay 3 년 전 +88

      @@celestialnichole I'm broke and 20 and was last year working an Associates in digital media arts but then tbh I gave up and decided to go to beauty school to become a makeup artist in which the program is only 8 months

    • @Kamboy2.0
      @Kamboy2.0 3 년 전 +101

      I feel like he's that way in everyone's head cannon

    • @michelletear4587
      @michelletear4587 3 년 전 +27

      he’s 26🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

  • @redpanda2463
    @redpanda2463 3 년 전 +8827

    It’s so uncomfortable to see Danny doing adult things like driving, because it’s near impossible to view him as anything other than a 13 year old little boy.

    • @lemonteacore
      @lemonteacore 3 년 전 +425

      also peep the tesla 👀

    • @megetu2942
      @megetu2942 3 년 전 +292

      @@lemonteacore I was literally thinking the same thing, like subtle flex bro

    • @maggiehronik5982
      @maggiehronik5982 3 년 전 +111

      @@megetu2942 i was looking for comments about the tesla lmao

    • @hazylphan
      @hazylphan 3 년 전 +94

      yeah not only does he drives, but he drives a frickin tesla

    • @getalife5650
      @getalife5650 3 년 전 +28

      Really? First, that's lowkey disrespectful and I used to think that too, but he doesn't look that young to me lol

  • @queenelizabethii4397
    @queenelizabethii4397 2 년 전 +2913

    I love how marketers dont understand that "millitary grade" literally means lowest quality possible while still remaining functional to cut costs

    • @Jadeelmao
      @Jadeelmao 년 전 +128

      That’s new to me but just makes a lot of sense of stupid companies to do to make bank

    • @emperorhaya5351
      @emperorhaya5351 년 전 +272

      also military grade probably means low comfort because comfort is the least of your priorities in a warzone

    • @judeconnor-macintyre9874
      @judeconnor-macintyre9874 년 전 +138

      They probably know, but "military grade" sounds good to a certain type of consumer.

    • @alondraantunez7474
      @alondraantunez7474 년 전 +15

      @@apho-sappho she died today

    • @corncorn5815
      @corncorn5815 년 전 +4

      Rip

  • @alexanderhamilton0314
    @alexanderhamilton0314 년 전 +4067

    Danny is such an odd concept of existence. Driving a Tesla in a possum shirt and an empty basement with the banished nutcrackers. What a character that makes the world such a better place.

  • @florian5560
    @florian5560 3 년 전 +6672

    WHY WOULD YOU HIT THE NUTCRACKER, HE’S A REAL BOY

  • @lolbutt124
    @lolbutt124 3 년 전 +6395

    The more I learn about Danny's personal life the more I get confused about Danny

    • @somename371
      @somename371 3 년 전 +449

      He owns a frickin tesla

    • @myrillya
      @myrillya 3 년 전 +219

      Yeah, me too. Because of the fridge I'm now wondering if he has kids. 🤔

    • @KatrinaFillmore
      @KatrinaFillmore 3 년 전 +199

      @@myrillya They're most likely cousins/nieces/nephews/etc.

    • @rimazmustafa6990
      @rimazmustafa6990 3 년 전 +25

      @@myrillya I had to rewatch the video to see it I couldn't miss that part 😂😂

    • @BigRiceEnergy
      @BigRiceEnergy 3 년 전 +146

      @@myrillya I remember him mentioning the pics are his nieces and nephews from Laura’s side of the family

  • @spideraba769
    @spideraba769 2 년 전 +1419

    "It's a tactical flashlight and a tactical _bash_ light that you could use in a practically brash fight."
    I love this line.

  • @sethharris813
    @sethharris813 년 전 +765

    "As you can clearly see, he's about to attack me."
    Danny might have a future in US law enforcement in case this whole KRplus thing doesn't pan out.

    • @phantomsearcher2.92
      @phantomsearcher2.92 9 개월 전 +19

      Just because I liked the comment doesn't mean I /like/ the comment ya dig?

    • @Sapphosroommate
      @Sapphosroommate 3 개월 전 +7

      I thought that at the “I thought I saw him move” line lol

  • @finnsaffelsipes
    @finnsaffelsipes 3 년 전 +4373

    something about a guy in a possum shirt driving a tesla feels right

  • @spenserlopez9957
    @spenserlopez9957 3 년 전 +2836

    Danny’s hair making him look like a soft boy Wolverine.

  • @madsstokes
    @madsstokes 2 년 전 +762

    The TacShaver worked so well that Danny's never been able to grow facial hair since!

  • @Lily-xg1qq
    @Lily-xg1qq 7 개월 전 +92

    Danny holding the nutcracker with one hand and beating the shit out of it with the other hand while wearing a possum shirt is the most Danny thing ever

  • @Kitsumae
    @Kitsumae 3 년 전 +3741

    Why is no one talking about this mans having a Tesla. good for you strange opossum shirt man.

  • @joebaumbach8872
    @joebaumbach8872 3 년 전 +4581

    i feel like danny’s hair likes to get a little bit goofy and wacky on this second channel too.

  • @francescag785
    @francescag785 년 전 +119

    “Blink, blonk, blink” -Danny putting batteries in

  • @davidkeener5063
    @davidkeener5063 2 년 전 +329

    Danny’s second channel is doing so well! He should really think about starting a main channel to complement all the goofy stuff he does here.

  • @spicylemons8557
    @spicylemons8557 3 년 전 +1765

    Can’t believe he didn’t try to burn the wallet to test it’s “fire resistance” smh

  • @Zoe-rr8wj
    @Zoe-rr8wj 3 년 전 +5736

    danny’s new haircut makes him look like a cool 80’s jock who doesn’t get the best grades in school but secretly has a heart of gold

    • @rhyanne4056
      @rhyanne4056 3 년 전 +99

      i was waiting for someone to comment ab the hair

    • @shrekyomom
      @shrekyomom 3 년 전 +31

      He has a cut of a 8 yr old joel from the last of us. (danny should make a gaming channel

    • @PokeObsession
      @PokeObsession 3 년 전 +66

      His hair is looking amazing!

    • @theinternet4040
      @theinternet4040 3 년 전 +81

      Y’all are getting real specific with these things, huh?

    • @azazel1211
      @azazel1211 3 년 전 +17

      J O S U K E

  • @zephyr12345
    @zephyr12345 년 전 +78

    “Put your hands up! We’ve caught you!”
    “But I’m innocent!”
    “Oh yeah? Prove it!”
    “My tac bat is in self defense mode”
    “Ok sir you’re free to go”

  • @hungryhedgehog4201
    @hungryhedgehog4201 년 전 +82

    I love how he cant think of any other way a razor in the bathroom could get wet other than accidentally dropping into your drink.

  • @leobezan
    @leobezan 3 년 전 +1670

    He is goofy, wacky, silly and he drinks La Croix.

  • @laylahgray8248
    @laylahgray8248 3 년 전 +3346

    Danny’s basement low key high key looks like a place where someone would get murdered🥸

  • @damiancottagecheese5014

    i really love how danny basically refered to sparkling water as " violent water "

  • @crystalgoddess4085
    @crystalgoddess4085 2 년 전 +79

    The reason the self-defense mode didn't work was because the room was too bright. It's intended for low light environments, because of the constant, rapid shift between light and dark being difficult for the eyes to keep up with.

  • @transmasc
    @transmasc 3 년 전 +6565

    I knew Danny was doing well but I didn’t know he was doing “buying every single Tac product AND a Tesla” well

    • @SimonVanliew26
      @SimonVanliew26 3 년 전 +435

      What’s it like being a stupid little worm

    • @ezradactyl
      @ezradactyl 3 년 전 +207

      2 channels with 1 mil+ subs, of course he got bank dood

    • @deepknight930
      @deepknight930 3 년 전 +207

      @@SimonVanliew26 who hurt you

    • @doctorballs
      @doctorballs 3 년 전 +114

      @@SimonVanliew26 what the hell happened here

    • @MrCringe101i
      @MrCringe101i 3 년 전 +75

      @@SimonVanliew26 r u ok

  • @flykai2438
    @flykai2438 3 년 전 +3009

    NOOOO I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS WAS HIS SECOND CHANNEL, WHERE HE LIKES TO GET A LITTLE GOOFY, WACKY, SILLY, AND DOWNRIGHT RANDOM. NO PLEASE IM TURNING INTO A STUPID LITTLE WORM PLEASE DANNY HELP ME HE-

    • @bloodsunsubs
      @bloodsunsubs 3 년 전 +140

      Kai, Kai are you there? Did you turn into a stupid little worm? 😰

    • @notoriousnosk8876
      @notoriousnosk8876 3 년 전 +97

      oh no he's a worm now! it's too late!

    • @firhanhidayat2803
      @firhanhidayat2803 3 년 전 +70

      RIP Fly kai, wish we could help you sooner..may you have a better life as a worm

    • @bloodsunsubs
      @bloodsunsubs 3 년 전 +41

      @@firhanhidayat2803 F in the chat for Kai. ✋😔

    • @ayekantspeylgud
      @ayekantspeylgud 3 년 전 +29

      HE ALSO LIKES TO DRINK LA CROIX ON HIS SECOND CHANNEL

  • @ellyr7an
    @ellyr7an 2 년 전 +97

    As a marine i will say the term “military tough” scares me. To many memories of faulty gear

  • @heatherallen7896
    @heatherallen7896 2 년 전 +98

    imagine breaking into someones home and they're just wearing a opossum shirt

  • @Vedantttt
    @Vedantttt 3 년 전 +17648

    Danny should start a third channel, so people could be even more confused

  • @DiegoGarcia-ev9vp
    @DiegoGarcia-ev9vp 3 년 전 +1792

    He’s too wacky and silly. He can’t be tactical now that’s not legal.

  • @Im_Derivative
    @Im_Derivative 11 개월 전 +16

    Fun fact, they rate tactical flashlights with nautical miles so first responders at sea know whether or not they'll be able to do a search in open water with it.

  • @leroderickstrong7700

    I just discovered the "La Croix" drink in this video (I live in France) and I find it so funny because they sell it like it's french (it's not at all) and the funniest thing is that we have a brand called "La Croix" in France but ... it's bleach x)

    • @luthientinuviel3883
      @luthientinuviel3883 년 전 +6

      Maybe its French Canadian idk

    • @gr33ngirlsea
      @gr33ngirlsea 11 개월 전 +5

      Its Creole! That's why its pronounced differently than European French.

    • @davedecot5427
      @davedecot5427 10 개월 전

      Is this what Edina was on about?

    • @Aforementioned
      @Aforementioned 10 개월 전 +4

      @@gr33ngirlsea It's a Wisconsin brand, it has nothing to do with any variety of Creole. We pronounce La Croix differently than French speakers because we're not speaking French...

    • @gr33ngirlsea
      @gr33ngirlsea 10 개월 전 +2

      @Aforementioned You're right! Idk where I read it was Creole. Everything I just found said it was named after the St.Croix river, which is pronounced as an American pronunciation of the word Croix, the French word for cross.

  • @Squidscripter
    @Squidscripter 3 년 전 +9520

    Danny attacking a creeper with a flashlight in his unfinished basement is something I never thought I needed

    • @lucianavila-gatz4667
      @lucianavila-gatz4667 3 년 전 +57

      Is that lego Velma?

    • @flan2696
      @flan2696 3 년 전 +26

      Oh God every time I reload the comments you get more likes. I've never seen that actively happen.

    • @alexjones2519
      @alexjones2519 3 년 전 +20

      but we all needed it.

    • @franken.stein.
      @franken.stein. 3 년 전 +53

      The creeper was attacking him, Danny just defended himself😤

    • @iles.s
      @iles.s 3 년 전 +8

      I love your pfp

  • @claire.4964
    @claire.4964 3 년 전 +4009

    wait so if Danny’s nutcracker in his office is a real boy- does that mean the 4 other nutcrackers in his basement are also real boys? Danny are you holding kids hostage? Is this the wacky and silly stuff you’re talking about?

    • @TheBlockDocs
      @TheBlockDocs 3 년 전 +264

      He also beat the one in his office with a tactical bat. Does he do this to the other nutcrackers?

    • @liladupuis4138
      @liladupuis4138 3 년 전 +115

      I was nervously waiting the whole time for them to come to life

    • @prig1557
      @prig1557 3 년 전 +46

      @@liladupuis4138 VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

    • @Ashcashfain
      @Ashcashfain 3 년 전 +40

      @@TheBlockDocs I think that the logical conclusion here is that Danny beats all of the real boys he is holding hostage in his basement.

    • @niightcrawler
      @niightcrawler 3 년 전 +7

      lore

  • @Rat-King
    @Rat-King 2 년 전 +31

    i don't remember the tac wallet video at all, but i guarantee that one of the selling points was that it's made with "military grade Kevlar," which knives go straight through

  • @MischievousWisp
    @MischievousWisp 2 년 전 +18

    Regarding the point at 11:12, you can get prescription sunglasses. As someone who has worn glasses just about all their life, I've gotten a pair of regular lens glasses and sunglasses whenever I've got a new prescription. So while it's a good reason, it's also kinda avoidable.

    • @chronically_btch
      @chronically_btch 2 개월 전 +3

      except theyre pricey. my insurance covers my regular glasses for free, but the sunglasses I would have to pay for out of pocket. The visor is probably cheaper.

  • @justynmigbig8033
    @justynmigbig8033 3 년 전 +3991

    I can’t believe Danny has a Tesla, I don’t know why, but I’d never imagine Danny in a Tesla

  • @enderblaze2034
    @enderblaze2034 3 년 전 +1769

    Note to self- never break into Danny’s basement if I don’t want to fucking die

    • @ariella2828
      @ariella2828 3 년 전 +21

      i live there you know the hiuse tour he said repeatedly said its okay t come to his house so i moved in

    • @oscy7909
      @oscy7909 3 년 전 +11

      You’re gonna die the second you break in.
      1. You break a window
      2. You died

    • @LunarEleven
      @LunarEleven 3 년 전 +14

      Or you'll just turn around and leave as soon as you see the fucking nutcracker gang, and then you'll be so severely traumatized you'll *wish* you were dead. Being haunted by nightmares of nutcrackers is undoubtedly a fate worse than death.

  • @mizstories9646
    @mizstories9646 년 전 +6

    Most youtubers hit a million subscribers and immediately move to LA. I know you were there for a bit, but I'm SO glad you came back. As someone from Ohio it's nice to see one of my favorite KRplusrs having to deal with the cold and snow from this area of the country. I just feel so SEEN! lol

  • @reesepiece331
    @reesepiece331 년 전 +14

    Hearing Danny say fuck and shit is just delightful since he's always so innocent acting.

  • @anyanaylor
    @anyanaylor 3 년 전 +5015

    I never realized how ingrained not eating silica gel packs was into my brain until my whole body had a visceral reaction to danny putting one in his mouth briefly

  • @VamphierAJ
    @VamphierAJ 3 년 전 +861

    Danny is so tactical now. Too tactical. We can't stop him.

  • @sbeccy5307
    @sbeccy5307 2 년 전 +38

    Time to buy the new Tac product, the Tac-Dan! He’s extra silly and goofy, and his Lacroix cans are military tough.

  • @ManuelFeliuIII
    @ManuelFeliuIII 2 년 전 +28

    No one is gonna mention the fact that Danny installed the Tacvisor backwards so he was using the lens backwards???

  • @KenzieTown
    @KenzieTown 3 년 전 +10570

    His basement basically being empty other than the nutcrackers is disturbing

  • @carolinecharney6381
    @carolinecharney6381 3 년 전 +3982

    The fact that he has a garage opener strangely bothers me like just imagine him pulling in from the grocery store opening the garage and asking his wife to help him unload the groceries. Ya know like a normal adult?

    • @tigercarson3013
      @tigercarson3013 3 년 전 +263

      It just seems wrong

    • @Simon-il5nr
      @Simon-il5nr 3 년 전 +75

      You weird fam

    • @margaretcollins2374
      @margaretcollins2374 3 년 전 +102

      oh my gosh i just imagined it and YOURE RIGHT

    • @discoshark7767
      @discoshark7767 3 년 전 +121

      It’s forbidden to envision such false realities

    • @gggg-hq4td
      @gggg-hq4td 3 년 전 +197

      I can only see it as one of his skits with like a green screen and him acting as every character

  • @sophiskoolaid5159
    @sophiskoolaid5159 2 년 전 +15

    Danny.
    I am fascinated by your shirts,
    why? They are very strange… BUT I would like to see more so please show us your collection and what they are I think the one you are wearing is a possum???? But I’m not to sure myself so in a future video if you could show your collection that would be much appreciated
    Thank you for your time
    Danneile.

  • @roundsdm
    @roundsdm 2 년 전 +10

    Re-watching Danny’s old videos again because they comfort me lol❤️

  • @cheesychio8317
    @cheesychio8317 3 년 전 +1538

    The most valuable part of this video is finding out that Danny has like 6 nutcrackers just resting in his basement unawoken

    • @hawkii744
      @hawkii744 3 년 전 +57

      More so that the basement looks like a kidnapper hellscape with nutcrackers in it

    • @lloyddragon2036
      @lloyddragon2036 3 년 전 +39

      "unawoken"

    • @lloyddragon2036
      @lloyddragon2036 3 년 전 +50

      We long await the day the nutcrackers will awaken from their deep slumber to rise up and conquer the world, led by Danny. Then the entire earth will know, we will all be, truly Greg.

    • @supakawaii69
      @supakawaii69 3 년 전 +5

      @@lloyddragon2036 underrated comment

    • @charliesutherland1588
      @charliesutherland1588 3 년 전 +14

      You shoulda seen his one collab with drew before the tour, he had a life sized one and like 20 normal ones 😂😂😂

  • @thosedampuns
    @thosedampuns 3 년 전 +1641

    Danny either dresses like a dad that just got back from golfing or absolute utter chaos there is no in-between

    • @yukikanegawa7470
      @yukikanegawa7470 3 년 전 +105

      I think it shows his duality as a married adult man who also kinda looks like a preteen. He either dresses like a middle aged man or like a 12 yr old. It fits.

    • @alexispaten1329
      @alexispaten1329 3 년 전 +6

      Thosedampuns, btw, I like your username and your profile pic

    • @thosedampuns
      @thosedampuns 3 년 전 +3

      @@alexispaten1329 thank you

    • @bookwormsensation8024
      @bookwormsensation8024 3 년 전 +7

      UNTELATED BUT I LOVE YOUR PFP TEAM LEO

    • @thosedampuns
      @thosedampuns 3 년 전 +8

      @@bookwormsensation8024 super sized mcshizzle baby

  • @Lovesomehow
    @Lovesomehow 11 개월 전 +9

    13:20
    "By anyone who's anyone"
    Best. Line. Ever.

  • @karlnewton5736
    @karlnewton5736 년 전 +7

    Seeing Danny Gonzalez waterboard a razor was amazing. The thing i didn't know i needed was that.

  • @lemonily9645
    @lemonily9645 3 년 전 +849

    I'm disappointed he didn't light the tact wallet on fire to test if it was truly fireproof or not
    Please light it on fire, Danny

  • @abbeyroyael7652
    @abbeyroyael7652 3 년 전 +2034

    No one:
    Danny: having a colony of nutcrackers in his basement

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 3 년 전 +56

      Its all the people who unsubscribed, the spell got to them...

    • @meatlemonade9938
      @meatlemonade9938 3 년 전 +33

      that's where they breed. how do you think nutcrackers are made? someone has to breed them

    • @Vampirbcimcool
      @Vampirbcimcool 3 년 전 +4

      @@meatlemonade9938 👁👄👁

    • @stinkyboy6770
      @stinkyboy6770 3 년 전 +6

      They are Craig

    • @huntern4454
      @huntern4454 3 년 전 +1

      It’s like Santa Clause 3, he’s just biking an army so he can become Santa. I knew Danny was up to no good.

  • @Fergusand
    @Fergusand 2 년 전 +25

    16:10 wow i need to buy this so next time i get trapped in a pool of sparkling water i can still shave!

  • @the_kashka
    @the_kashka 2 년 전 +2

    I love the little: "if you remember" about the visor, LIKE I COULD EVER FORGET

  • @RoscoeWasHere
    @RoscoeWasHere 3 년 전 +1552

    Danny: "So I'm gonna test this flashlight out in a tactical situation"
    *Sets up a Dexter kill room in his basement*

    • @samanthahunter8202
      @samanthahunter8202 3 년 전 +5

      AHGHHH I get it

    • @littlemouse6754
      @littlemouse6754 3 년 전 +16

      Gotta write off those renovations somehow

    • @mrbones8115
      @mrbones8115 3 년 전 +5

      was it drew recording ? it sounded like him

    • @Camila-gq5kr
      @Camila-gq5kr 3 년 전 +3

      @@mrbones8115 I think it was in the tiktok viral song video where he says something about a camera man, not Drew
      (sorry for my english, I'm from Chile)

    • @Simon-il5nr
      @Simon-il5nr 3 년 전

      @@mrbones8115 no look at the desreption

  • @rfk2298
    @rfk2298 3 년 전 +2532

    Creeper: Doing literally nothing
    Danny: *and I took that personally*

    • @cummuncher4914
      @cummuncher4914 3 년 전 +3

      why are you reusing a dead meme? It's not funny, it's just awful

    • @NGR_DOROTHY
      @NGR_DOROTHY 3 년 전 +22

      @@cummuncher4914 shut

    • @sarahsant6248
      @sarahsant6248 3 년 전

      Mom energy

    • @wolfeevi
      @wolfeevi 3 년 전 +1

      @@cummuncher4914 i laughed

    • @Jnwora13
      @Jnwora13 3 년 전 +1

      @@cummuncher4914 the last dance jokes are always nice. Even if it’s not funny. Mj is a goat

  • @ur_dad1642
    @ur_dad1642 2 년 전 +9

    6:55
    The Attacker: ITS JUST A FLESH WOUND

  • @rlesuqr5659
    @rlesuqr5659 2 년 전 +21

    For whatever reason I died and went to heaven at 8:05 💀💀💀

  • @louistourigny
    @louistourigny 3 년 전 +872

    Why are we not more terrified of HOW clean this mans basement is. I need a blacklight tour of that basement...

    • @Kantwo
      @Kantwo 3 년 전 +73

      Lmao it totally reminded me of these scenes in like crime shows or so, where they put up the white fabric and all and then kill someone

    • @RaphaelleLD
      @RaphaelleLD 3 년 전 +16

      dexter vibes

    • @MissDraiha
      @MissDraiha 3 년 전 +34

      It's a murder room

    • @trixanity203
      @trixanity203 3 년 전 +19

      @@Kantwo Danny Gonzalez SERIAL KILLER CONFIRMED?! 😱😱😱

    • @jasper3697
      @jasper3697 3 년 전 +12

      @@trixanity203 i think we already knew that from his shirt

  • @MaddisonBush
    @MaddisonBush 3 년 전 +14526

    i don't wanna alarm you but there's an opossum on ur shirt

  • @ShawnThaPrince
    @ShawnThaPrince 년 전 +11

    I love tha way you and Drew downplay how rich yall are...yo basement is bigga than most people's houses 😂

  • @ChrissieBear
    @ChrissieBear 2 년 전 +16

    3:40 That's literally every survival light ever though... Hell, even camping lights work like that.

  • @queenoffabulous2156
    @queenoffabulous2156 3 년 전 +1819

    I was worried what would happen if the nutcracker accidentally broke when he hit it only to discover there's a whole army in the basement

    • @Jade-wl5wk
      @Jade-wl5wk 3 년 전 +88

      This was my exact reaction too. Still feels wrong to see him beat up little nutcracker guy though

    • @SJ-hf6nz
      @SJ-hf6nz 3 년 전 +37

      Same I was a bit nervous until I saw them all hanging out in the basement

    • @bunnylover3119
      @bunnylover3119 3 년 전 +20

      I was waiting for him to do another nutcracker sketch😭

    • @grayblethenerd
      @grayblethenerd 3 년 전 +4

      a whole army? like greg!

    • @spiderycider
      @spiderycider 2 년 전 +9

      @@grayblethenerd the nutcracker army is the second fastest growing army on the internet

  • @carolineford2369
    @carolineford2369 3 년 전 +2488

    Plot twist: this is the creeper’s basement and Danny was the attacker the entire time.

    • @nickyy3682
      @nickyy3682 3 년 전 +8

      😳

    • @sabrinazz4662
      @sabrinazz4662 3 년 전 +10

      wait, it isn't supposed to be that?

    • @mara.j
      @mara.j 3 년 전 +33

      Plot untwist: it's the creepers' KRplus channel and Danny hijacked the whole thing and is living his life

    • @LunarEleven
      @LunarEleven 3 년 전 +8

      It IS actually the creeper's basement but he sublets to Danny's nutcrackers.

    • @addieflanders2712
      @addieflanders2712 3 년 전

      👁👄👁

  • @aeliatain2727
    @aeliatain2727 년 전 +4

    "if you remember" says danny, as if he didnt use the tac visor to create the most disturbing sketch in existence

  • @user-er3te1bj7f
    @user-er3te1bj7f 년 전 +4

    I like how he says "if you remember"(when talking about him using it in the main video) as if he thinks we're simply all going to forget that traumatic psychological horror skit he made of the soldier boy

  • @samuelflabra7326
    @samuelflabra7326 3 년 전 +3047

    Dannys basement looks like somewhere a serial killer would torture his victims...with a taclight. The taclight killer on the loose.

  • @analiasuarez40
    @analiasuarez40 3 년 전 +4352

    Can’t believe you just straight up hit the nutcracker like that

    • @ellabutworse
      @ellabutworse 3 년 전 +161

      That combined with what we saw in his main channel video... danny boi better watch his back-

    • @bodaciousdoggo8971
      @bodaciousdoggo8971 3 년 전 +71

      what the FUCK did he do?? I haven’t watched it yet. #dannygonzalezisoverparty
      I’ve watched it now. Danny needs to repent for his sins.

    • @maisytube
      @maisytube 3 년 전 +59

      @@bodaciousdoggo8971 IM A REAL BOY

    • @wokeuniverse963
      @wokeuniverse963 3 년 전 +29

      He has a bunch in his basement I think it’s fine

    • @AutumnE
      @AutumnE 3 년 전 +10

      Right so disrespectful 😤

  • @alexandermylnikov7774
    @alexandermylnikov7774 2 년 전 +11

    tac products: * make tac flashlight with self defense mode *
    also tac products: * make the perfect defense for it with the tac visor *

  • @Y0SK3
    @Y0SK3 2 년 전 +3

    Danny I would watch any video from you it doesn't matter what's it about you just put a smile on my face and joy in my heart no matter what ❤️

  • @InfamousSwoosh
    @InfamousSwoosh 3 년 전 +8965

    danny whats up with your shirt my man

  • @bethanywillis7443
    @bethanywillis7443 3 년 전 +10454

    “Military grade means cheapest thing the military could mass produce” - My Dad, in the military

    • @Virtual_Bastard
      @Virtual_Bastard 2 년 전 +115

      Well.... yeah.... that's kinda how it works

    • @bethanywillis7443
      @bethanywillis7443 2 년 전 +886

      @@Virtual_Bastard yeah except a lot of people think military grade means best quality (that’s implied in movies) when that’s not the case

    • @immapotato2728
      @immapotato2728 2 년 전 +192

      Lol, I had a flip phone that was listed as military grade...that thing is freaking indescribable!

    • @geist6364
      @geist6364 2 년 전 +11

      True

    • @jewishspacelaseroperator5410
      @jewishspacelaseroperator5410 2 년 전 +20

      Very wise words

  • @user-es5sp8yc2s
    @user-es5sp8yc2s 7 개월 전 +2

    Danny's whole second channel just feels like a ad for La Qroix.

  • @TheQueenLiliJane
    @TheQueenLiliJane 9 개월 전 +3

    Bro Danny is literally the funniest person I know

  • @santosjohnson6401
    @santosjohnson6401 3 년 전 +1193

    imagine this situation: someone breaks into another persons house. this person slowly creeps out of bed, grabbing their tac bat. turning the corner to confront the assailant, they use self defense mode to blind them ...*but then* the robber flips down the brim of his hat, revealing that he has a tac visor attached to his cap!!! what happens then!?!??! it's like asking what happens when an unstoppable object meets an immovable force!!!!! this company has created an effective defence system for its own device!! the intruder has just checkmated the homeowner!!! they will surely die now. we need a solution to this obvious loophole in the tac product universe

    • @jolaid
      @jolaid 3 년 전 +114

      You could run up to the intruder and use the military tough tactical flashlight to beat the intruder until he dies

    • @barelysentientbeing1986
      @barelysentientbeing1986 3 년 전 +107

      You bring out the tac shaver to shave both of there beards off, the confusion cancels them out and then you eat their grandma’s ashes

    • @fl0wers462
      @fl0wers462 3 년 전 +77

      simple, before the intruder comes in, you carefully craft yourself some bow and arrow proof pajamas out of the tac-wallets so when the intruder comes in (wielding a bow and arrow as intruders oft do), even with the tac-visor, you still have enough armor to beat the intruder to death with your tac bat.

    • @sammiekrueger8721
      @sammiekrueger8721 3 년 전 +17

      This is what the tac bat is for if they bamboozle you ya just get em

    • @catie5403
      @catie5403 3 년 전 +24

      I'm so glad this comment has informed me about the TPCU (tac product connected universe)

  • @laurenh1985
    @laurenh1985 2 년 전 +3450

    Danny x creeper: enemies to lovers (slow burn)

  • @Imamotherfreakingavocado

    Pamplemousse is hands down my favourite French word, in my French class I use it as much as damn possible because it's very fun to say

  • @whatupimaduck62452
    @whatupimaduck62452 년 전 +14

    11:28 bit late to the party but I just want to mention you can actually buy perscription sunglasses

  • @bostonostricki5031
    @bostonostricki5031 3 년 전 +4077

    What would happen if you went to use the TacBat for self-defense, but the intruder was wearing the TacVisor???👀😳

  • @nickyy3682
    @nickyy3682 3 년 전 +1813

    Creeper: **does nothing**
    Danny: so anyways i started *attacking*

  • @Huttares
    @Huttares 년 전 +2

    I love his videos especially these tac ad ones. It’s funny when the tac bar worked and he was supeaied

  • @dorkman6066
    @dorkman6066 2 년 전 +12

    9:41 had me dying 🤣

  • @bwi_nni1871
    @bwi_nni1871 3 년 전 +2067

    danny: he's about to attack me
    creeper: *is tied to the chair*
    danny: that does not look good

    • @mysteryname6792
      @mysteryname6792 3 년 전 +34

      Well maybe he wasn't tied to the chair. Maybe if we used the Tac visor, we'd see that he's also a real boy.

    • @sirreal7870
      @sirreal7870 3 년 전 +3

      Congratulations 🎉, you get the joke!

    • @user-te1zl6jc1b
      @user-te1zl6jc1b 3 년 전 +1

      He was close to him he could get exploded

    • @nuv2987
      @nuv2987 3 년 전

      He found the joke!

    • @gvoworld1977
      @gvoworld1977 3 년 전

      @@mysteryname6792 ;-;

  • @smolson8471
    @smolson8471 3 년 전 +2111

    The creeper in his basement be like: “Help, let me go. Help let me go. Help let me go. Let me go tonight!”

    • @Emma-nb8cx
      @Emma-nb8cx 3 년 전 +7

      XD yes

    • @se7en427
      @se7en427 3 년 전 +113

      He was just a dolphin
      Swimming in the sea
      With his dolphin friends
      Happy as can be
      Until one day he went
      And ventured onto land
      And he got bitten by
      A radioactive man
      Now he's Dolphin Man
      Half dolphin, half man
      Hear him screech at night
      'Cause he just wants a friend
      He'll be quite a fright (Jesus Christ)
      If you run into him
      In the dark abandoned house where he lives
      Oh
      You know he may come off strong
      But he's not what he seems
      If he ever catches you
      You can bet that you'll scream
      Like
      "Help, let me go"
      "Help, let me go"
      "Help, let me go"
      "Let me go tonight"
      You'll scream
      "Help, let me go"
      "Help, let me go"
      "Help, let me go"
      "Stop kidnapping me"
      She was just a lady
      Not a care in the world
      'Till she saw some grown men
      Kidnapping a girl
      She said
      "Help, let me go"
      So she sprung into action
      Then she looked right at a necklace
      And became Scarlett Johansson
      Then she kicked all their asses
      Varli, savior of the masses
      Don't know where that necklace came from
      "Love more, hate less", that's the message
      Dolphin Man saw her on TV
      And gave her a call
      They formed the best crime-fighting team in the world
      Oh
      Then they saved the president
      From an alien race
      It was all over the news
      He was screaming in space
      Like
      "Help, let me go"
      "Help, let me go"
      "Help, let me go"
      "Let me go tonight"
      He said
      "Help, let me go"
      "Help, let me go"
      "Help, let me go"
      "Stop kidnapping me"
      "Help, let me go"
      "Help, let me go"
      "Help, let me go"
      "Let me go tonight"
      He said
      "Help, let me go"
      "Help, let me go"
      "Help, let me go"
      "Stop kidnapping me"

    • @lailataluminousnight8064
      @lailataluminousnight8064 3 년 전 +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Tu_ta_lu
      @Tu_ta_lu 3 년 전 +16

      Also creeper: “stop beating me, I’m not filled with any candy”

    • @lemons1086
      @lemons1086 2 년 전

      He be like 😝 as he hangin' there

  • @CalifornianCuttlefish

    Great Video! *this is absolutely hilarious and also amazing*

  • @allenxav4754
    @allenxav4754 년 전 +6

    I’ve never been so concerned about Danny getting electrocuted 😂

  • @TheRealPress_Start
    @TheRealPress_Start 3 년 전 +766

    Danny's second channel is basically just kurtis's regular channel.

  • @villaimouse
    @villaimouse 3 년 전 +527

    I can't believe they named a La Croix flavor after Colonel Sanders' world renowned former workplace, Le Petit Pamplemoose

  • @cgreeley3865
    @cgreeley3865 2 년 전 +6

    i thought danny was wearing an “i love you” by the neighbourhood album shirt… but then it was a possum

  • @trazgalb
    @trazgalb 년 전 +6

    Ive seen the "do not eat" pouch joke so many times from different people... BUT IVE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE ACTUALLY PUT IT IN THEIR MOUTH 👁👄👁

  • @soltandvinegar
    @soltandvinegar 3 년 전 +8160

    Dang, Danny got a T on his steering wheel... that means it’s a Tac Car.

    • @paper3104
      @paper3104 2 년 전 +593

      It can drive up to 4 nautical miles!

    • @soltandvinegar
      @soltandvinegar 2 년 전 +110

      @@paper3104 Wowsers!

    • @Broccolie
      @Broccolie 2 년 전 +179

      “My favourite part is the brake pedal”

    • @ragonlycan349
      @ragonlycan349 2 년 전 +38

      Tac Tesla

    • @amansaad360
      @amansaad360 2 년 전 +163

      If the TAC car gets run over by a militiary tank , it won't break . Now that's wht i call military tough

  • @scallopdish696
    @scallopdish696 3 년 전 +1380

    "Who would buy this useless crap?" - official channel
    "I'm a real boy with a weapon! And lacroix haha" - second channel

    • @anistyme
      @anistyme 3 년 전 +51

      Well, he is a little wackier on this channel

    • @systemofadean
      @systemofadean 3 년 전 +1

      @@anistyme i mean.. true

  • @MrsAnnThropy
    @MrsAnnThropy 10 개월 전 +5

    seeing Danny throw a silica gel packet into his mouth gave me life for at least the next 23 days. in my house we literally just call them 'snacks'

  • @calebh3632
    @calebh3632 2 년 전 +6

    "No it didn't" well, that's likely because self defence mode is intended for use in the darkness of a home at night. Given the pattern, their pupils would be rapidly dialating, and they would be unable to see. That's when you give them a good thwacking

  • @emmadoesartonline
    @emmadoesartonline 3 년 전 +3839

    me trying to enjoy the video
    my brain: danny has a weird basement. scary eye shirt. danny has a tesla.

  • @raspberrynarwhal8499
    @raspberrynarwhal8499 3 년 전 +382

    That creeper was tied to a chair in your basement. He didn't break in, you kidnapped him and trapped him in your basement.

    • @AD-cy4vj
      @AD-cy4vj 3 년 전 +5

      😢 R.I.P. man 😔

    • @aveldun1365
      @aveldun1365 3 년 전 +8

      Maybe he broke in and then Danny tied him up for safety

    • @alastorlapid2365
      @alastorlapid2365 3 년 전 +1

      @@Dragnulls Where's this coming from?

    • @CelestialScripts
      @CelestialScripts 3 년 전 +6

      @@alastorlapid2365
      Please don't acknowledge this person, they do this on every video I've seen and it's just attention seeking or forcing their views on people, or both.

    • @aveldun1365
      @aveldun1365 3 년 전 +2

      @@CelestialScripts yeah they’ve done this for a bunch of comments it’s just copied and pasted.

  • @snail_oatmeal7325
    @snail_oatmeal7325 2 년 전 +2

    danny never gets old😩
    (literally)

  • @karinamelencio4032
    @karinamelencio4032 2 년 전 +4

    "As you know, carbonated water is much more VIOLENT than regular water." That sentence just intrinsically made sense to me until after 1 second where I internalized it and realized I do not know HOW this makes sense.