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little girl: Get away from me
Cameraman: *C O N T E N T*
YES
They just insert the "Run - Awolnation" song at that moment
😂 😂 😂
He must be a family vlogger
@@EbonyWildCard yesssssss
Girl: get away from me
Cameraman: you think you can outrun television
All these cameramen are the ones that got turned away from filming "The Flash"
I was dying when they started chasing her 💀
@@masqueradingmadam Imao
m.krplus.net/bidio/iNZvYnNjf3DZaXo
Lol 😂😂😂😂
My heart literally broke for the second child. She was locked in a room as a literal BABY for what reason? coz she she didn’t do anything
For being a 3 year old
Looks like pageants take all the fun out of being a child JUST SO THE PARENTS CAN GET A FEW DOLLARS IF THE CHILD WINS
The mouth covering, the locking a three year old alone in a room for 0 reason. That's abuse. I really hope the child is doing OK but that mother.... Some people do not deserve kids.
That girl is going to grow up hating her mom, if she hasn't already. And she definitely has abandonment problems. hope she is okay too.
That’s a preschool aged kid not a baby
Imagine being under the age of 10, actually any age, and being locked in a room with a random person who is recording you as a punishment with no clue what you’ve done wrong
that is sad and scary dont get that there mums lete it happen xxxxx
oh shit. I didn't even think of the camera person. You are right.
I imagine that child was also taught the whole "stranger danger" thing so this makes it even more scary for the child
Little 4 year old : breathes
Mum and dance teacher : your in time out 😂😂😭
Ella Xx *you’re
*comes out of womb
Mother and dance teacher: you need to go to time out
4 yr old: *smiles*
Mum: TIME OUT
*blinks*
Mother and dance teacher: GO IN TIME OUT!!!
Ella Xx 😂😂😂
*SHE👏HAS👏TO👏NAIL👏THIS👏ONE👏OR👏MAMA’S👏LOCKING👏HER👏IN👏THE👏BASEMENT👏!*
Divergent Leader 😂
Hahahaha
Lmao
👏BITCH👏WHAT👏(haven’t watched the video and have no clue what’s happening)
Lol
8:00
“Someone needs to explain the GOOOOOOOaaaaaaaattt🤖🤖🤖”
I will never understand how Daz does the goat impression SO well 😂
He does every impression very well.
Because he is the GOAT
My sister put her kid in pageants and my niece is now 17. She is the most selfish, controlling, and egotistical thing I've ever met because of those pageants...and now the 17 year old is acting the same. Our mom didn't do this to me and my siblings but my sis loves attention and lives through her daughter. I think pageants should require therapy after each round.
@@butts2164 I have. It's like talking to a glitter blasted brick wall
This is not right video for story time
@@toastwithbutter3356 well it's true. It proves his point.
@Another Meme Channel lols one of these days...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Agreed.
"GET AWAY FROM ME!" *proceeds to run after a literal 6 year old with a camera*
F. B. I 3.0 get on this bud
“Meh meh meh daddy!”
FBI OPEN UP
F. B. I 3.0 swee
"Y-y-you y-you s-s-s-said a-a-am I b-b-beautiful"
Me: "what did you say?"
As a kid who did pageants, my pageant director bullied me and was minipulative to my mom but she stayed on her side until years and she didn’t care when I told her what she was doing
Yeah. I'm sorry you had to go through that. I feel like people who direct pageants are just.. terrible-
Dang I’m sorry, your pagent director is disgusting 😒😒😒
“My child is acting like a normal child so I’ll lock her in a dark room with one window and leave her in there with no supervision” she needs to have her child taken away from her and put in a good home💀
The girl was yelling "Daddy!" because she knows the dad is just gonna be like: "Go play barbies or something" y'know, actually let them be a 4 year old!
EXACTLY
Sad
Child- I wAQnY oUYFt Bfe iutexN paGrrunts beohycs oredsf fwamfus clost. das- WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
Like she just wants to watch SpongeBob and the Powerpuff girls not be forced to look at her dad holding a goat!!!!!
If a teenager wants to pageant, sure. But for the love of God, don't make your four year old do it.
Felfolk agreed
I thought that pageant was pregnant lol
@@entirelynotfrank9393 same
Yes
Your profile picture looks awesome!
"you are in big trouble for being a 4 year old, how dare you!" 💀
It’s sad that she was calling for her father because her mother cares only about the Pageant. 3:01
“Screw it I’m 18.”
*Throws gang signs*
Milo Mae AHAHAHAHHAHA
Reminds me of the guy who was on the street and the swat had to come.
That children is how you get shot by doing what this girl just did
Milo Mae I throw gang signs oops
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
“You are in big trouble for being a four year old... HOW DARE YOU!!!!”
Honestly, Me as a kindergarten teacher...
Is it weird I read this at the EXACT same time it played?
Same dude. 😂😂😂
Lol that happens to me sometimes xd
😂😂
LOL!!!😂😂😂
11:23 was and is the best acting I’ve seen in MANY years 😂 But imagine if Linda would have walked in on him doing this 🤣
Oh. He’d be dead (maybe)
@Thomas you know what the song that was used at 11:23? It's too funny I swear I want it 🤣🤣
@@jahlives786 lune de fiel- M83
Daz’s vocals on the “Like moooother like daaaughter” had me on the floor.
"THIS." 👏 "IS." 👏 "NOT." 👏 "PARENTING."👏
Hi I'm ur 50'th liker on ur comment.
I imagined a sassy clap while doing that
* z snaps * guuurl you are RIGHT
Echo Indigo so true
YASSS
8:15 "My daughter will win"
*SaCrIfIvES gOAT*
Goat: alLALlalLALLallLA
Gotta love daz
I’m so happy someone realised that and laughed 😂😂
10:14
SHE BLINKED FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE BIRTH
My ribs hurt from laughing after the "fancy clothes" kid. Omg that is comedic gold😂
The crown falling off is really the icing on the cake
This kid looks like she’s high, literally 😂
THIS👏🏻 IS👏🏻 NOT👏🏻 PARENTING!!!👏🏻
Wat👏the👏heck👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Usually girls clap after every word they say. Thats how i imagine this comment and daz did it in the video lol
THIS👏IS👏AMERICA👏
This👏Is👏Not👏Patenting👏These👏Parents👏Are👏Not👏Doing👏Their👏Part👏In👏This👏👏World
Why do girls clap at me when they talk
Your👏not👏 listening
What I am suppose to do
I'm 👏 really👏 really👏 sorry
Those who watch daz vines you get it
I really feel bad for the kids, but why did she make her daughter look like a mini Trisha Paytas?
I think you're talking about the first kid and if you are...
D E A R G O S H!!
@@bellalikesbubbles5309 I kin her too
haha
I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT
Oh my god ur right
Daz: It's about being beautiful
*Awkward silence*
Daz: It's about being beautiful
I was dying at the part where daz was doing the Gollum impression, he’s defo my fav KRplusr 😂👏
Parents act like this and then wonder why their 14 year old child is hiding 3 pregnancies, 7 suspensions and a whole Italian mob from them
🤣🤣🤣 IM SORRY I CANT 🤣 ITS SO TRUE THAT IYS HILARIOUS
The italian mob cracked me up, good one.
@saleeha Yup, that's why most suicide's happen. Because of trauma and the memories
Bryan Higgs that’s facts.
@saleeha Yeah that's the sad truth about this pagent crap... 😥
She locks her own daughter in a room with a cameraman. That is weird as hell
This. The child doesn't learn anything but to fear. She wasn't explain what she "did wrong", just left terrified locked in a room, with a strange adult and she doesn't know when or if she'll get out, that's just how childrens brain work at that age.
The poor cameraman
It’s just wrong
JJL Gaming more like poor kid
I believe that's not her mom
3:54 when you want to yell at your siblings but your mums there
It honestly fills my heart more and makes me laugh harder when Daz laughs at his own jokes man's a legend
"YOUR IN BIG TROUBLE FOR BEING A FOUR YEAR OLD"
“How dare you!”
HoW DaRe yOu
I LITERALLY JUST SAW THAT WHILE READING YOUR COMMENT
YOU MONSTER
Tanajah Encarnacion Cespedes 😂
“That’s not even a Mohawk, that’s just UP” 😂😂. I’m crying.
He was actually a shark tho
I love this comment and I was the 69th like
man be lookin like poe from the teletubbies
Landon Derbyshire Hifumi Yamada
Bitchy Fitzy Ok
I have watched you for over 5 years, and this HAS to be one of the funniest reaction videos I have found of you.
You have no idea how much money I would pay to watch daz sit on a stage and dance for two hours
“While the moms are forcing their kids to be princesses their dad is forcing himself to be... a shark. WHAT is that??!”
😂😂😂😂 I cant stop laughing
That would be the most retarded shark in that case
Po from the telly tubbys i can't
It’s not even a Mohawk, that is just *up*
Man be lookin like Po from the teletubies
I’ve been laughing for hours
“YOU LOVE BEING HERE! YOU LOVE IT! STAY IN THE ROOM! YOU LOVE IT! YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT! MUMMY’S LITTLE PRINCESS!”
Lulu B lol haha
Reeeeeee
lol
"You are in trouble for being a four year old!!"
Lulu B “YOU BETTER NAIL THIS ONE, OR MUMMY IS LOCKING YOU IN THE BASEMENT!”
I was laughing so hard at 12:06 to 12:25 that I paused the video to breathe, holy shit i need to watch more of these! 😂😂
Made fall out of bed 😂
“My daughter will win, MAAAUYHHHH” I LAUGHED SO HARD IT HURT
THESE SHOWS DON'T NEED CAMERA CREWS THEY NEED CHILD SERVICES
YES!!!!!!!!!!!
PERIODTTTT
True
That’s so true
YEEEEEEEEES
“Now introducing... Alexandra the goat.” Daz: “*BAAAAAAAAAA” 😂 😂 you are hilarious Daz I love your vids so much
The PPP you are you unable to support the base of my moms I’m on the bridge mum I’m going to the😆😆😆😆😆😆
So true
We all do 😂👌
You're stupid her name was Alessandra said at 10:21 😂
Allie may oops lol it’s still funny though
Bro she's Screaming '' GET AWAY FROM ME, DADDY PLEASE HELP'' While the cameramans Chasing her
This man never fails to make me laugh
child: “get away from me”
camera: *i’m moving too fast got three on the dash*
GABI WORLD I’m dead😂
GABI WORLD LMAOO
this just made me get abs
😂
B*tch I’m on yo as$ like why is everything chrome?
“Are you beautiful?”
“yEs i aM BeAuTiFuL”
I’m dead 😂 😂 😂
Rainbowclay 321
Me too tho
8:43 I’ve watched this video multiple times and every time I watch it I have to watch tho moment of the video over and over again it never gets old
Dude, you're humor....its gold
“Someone needs to explain the goat” 😂😭 “Are they gonna sacrifice it?” 💀💀
SkyeBoo13 the goat is the next king/queen/attack helicopter
Shadow Bunniee okay..😂
BwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaAaaaaaaaah
Lol
nnnnnnyyyyyeeeeessss........THE DARK LORD SHALL FEAST TONIGHT! HAIL CTHULHU!!!!
Little Girl: 'GET AWAY FROM ME"
Camera Man: *stretches* Alright lets do this
Omg lol
Usain Bolt is training to be a pageant cameraman
@@masqueradingmadam I think Usain bolt was a camera man before he made it big-
@@izukumidoryia4864 Seriously?
@@masqueradingmadam It’s a possibility- but no I don’t think he was
OMG Daz killed me, from 11:23 to 11:55, you're so dramatic, I loved this😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 aaaaah I re-watched this like 100 times
3:00 Messyourself also roasted her 😂
Daz: “It’s so hard watching kids be punish for not wanting to do something.”
Schools: 😬
DeadbladeFireRider 😂😂😭
I’m not liking because It’s at 69 likes
School is different u have told go there and do what they saying pagents are useless in my opinion
School isn't that bad
Amparo Lanuza bruh
"You are in trouble for being a 4- year-old... How dare you!" 5:36
Aaron Hadley no it’s “YOU. Are in trouble. For being a four year old.... howdareyou!”
The Un-bearable Friends no its “YOU, are in BiG trouble, for being a 4 year old!”
It’s only legal to chase a child with a camera while the kids are running away for their life while saying “get away from me”.😂
Daz: whilst they are trying to force their daughter to be a princess, her dad is trying to be a shark
That's not even a mohawk that is just ***up***
"So parents and overweight mothers-"
Me:* spills the tea*
TIME FOR A _TEA _*_PARTY!_*
oh wait
"LOOK AT YOU!"
" *MELISSA* "
"looks like a *skunk* that fell in paint😨"
yuh
This facking got me on the ground cackling
she looks like a KAREN to me, she really looks like a karen and probalby is one
Dat my mom's name ☹️
LMAOOOO
The reaction to the mum saying her camel toe was much larger then anybodys was the funniest part of this video Daz's reaction was gold
WHEN HE BROUGHT OUT THE TIGER I LITERALLY LOST IT 🤣I’m in tears and I can’t breathe. This was way too funny
Sacrifice the goat to the gods😂
“My daughter will win” BAAAAAH
I’m dying😂
Mannsey 03 your never actually dieing when you say that
Eagle 179 coooool sounds like someone listens a lot in school:)
Me too
why's Daz's goat scream on point tho? cos that's what I wanna know
ME TOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*"LOOK AT YOU! MELISSA!"*
"like a *skunk* that fell in paint"
i died
iKorito MELISSSSSAA 😂😂
Me too me too 😂😂😂😂
I thought the person in the thumbnail was the parent, but it's the child? It's so weird how these pageant parents are making their children look adult, it's so disgusting to me.
2:24 me running away from my problems and responsibilities like:
"women are arguing and no one questions the goat"
perfect timing
Someone needs to explain the GOOOAAAT!!!!
Somoene explained the goat
It's because it was a pageant where the kids brought there pets to perform with I think
Aubrey Little ikr
Weird Lady: But then again, Her Camel Toe was bigger than anything else
Daz: **Breathes**
Me: W H E E Z E
AngelBunny Bella *ShOtS fIrEd*
Chk Chk BANG
I love when Daz imitates the people he reacts to and then laugh in a lot of his videos.
“It’s about being beautiful, it’s about….. being beautiful”
Someone needs to explain the gOOAT!!!
Lmao ikr 😂 😂😂😂
So at pageants there are always a few different rounds like beauty swim suit and talent. But at this pageant the talent portion the contestants were a loud to bring a “pet” and so Alysandra brought her pet goat.
The goat is that girl's talent for the pageant
@@rosacarron5747 how can you tell?
It's a sheeeeeeeeeeep!
“Does she has eyelids. Shes like a goldfish”
She probably also got a memory of 5 secs cause she cant remember that he child IS A FOUR YEAR OLD
minty you know gold fishes don’t have a 5 sec memory right? It’s a stereotype.
myth, not stereotype
She has eyelids guys because after she is talking to the child she blinks
Jessica Sings ok boomer
Daz should react to a Dance Moms Ep- He'd lose his mind🤣
Look it up and enjoy the video :)
Daz, I really needed this today - thank you for making sure my day ended with plenty of laughs! And I hope anyone who is reading this feels the same :)
"My daughter will win ehalalalala"
"BLINK"
"SOMEONE EXPLAIN THE GOAT"
"The dad is trying to be a shark"
"A skunk that fell in paint"
"Introducing alesayndra the goat EAHALAALLALA"
" she dressed up he daughter like a billard duck"
"What was that walk"
"It looks like one of Beyonce's backup dancers in single ladies forgot what they were doing"
my favorite quotes
Victor Guerrido Some of Daz’s many good quotes
perfect
"she doesn't want to be part of this. you know why? SHE JUST CAME OUT OF YOUR WOMB."
Victor Guerrido lmfao he gets me each time
Mom: "Her camel toe was bigger than anybody's"
Daz: overdramatic death scene
AHSHSBXBDKDIDDXNDUDHDHDHDUE7
@@darin9287 you Good?
@@darin9287 bro really just spammed his keyboard to act like he actually laughed at that 💀
LMFAO
@@darin9287 Gimme a sec, need to translate to English.
At 12:18 I nearly choked on a drink 😂
12:31 put it at x0.25 speed and he kinda sounds like a crow crawing
HELP HAHAHAHA
Woman: are you *beautiful?*
Little gIRl: ..... ! yES I AM bEAtifUl **almost crying**
Camera man: we got your brother
@@ChasedTerror *your
@@jennathesavage4449 *you're
Girl I 2as not like that when I was here age
“When they’re trying to force their child into being a princess, he’s trying to force himself to be a...shark?”
Lola Fletcher seriously though, what was that hairstyle? I wouldn’t be able to be serious while talking to him with that fin on his head.
Lola Fletcher OMG I READ THAT AT THE SAME TIME HE SAID IR
Lola Fletcher I died at that part 😂😂
I'm the 1000 like
I was ur Legit 1k like
The crunch from the tempura was absolutely beautiful. I've never had hot pot but boy do I really want to.
“How to stop your kids from being upset:
step 1:cover there mouths and restrict the breathing”🤣🤣🤣
“You can be any gender you want now, now you can be any age.. “
*screw it im 18*
*peace sign*
I'd be 21, I like drinking
1 Hour Loops And NBA Mixes you can drink at 18 in the UK
Carol I’m now 21 imma get drunk and tattoos
I am 69 😉
Im a goat
*"These parents are forcing their children to be princesses, While their dad is forcing his self to be a shark"*
wat
ohhhhhhhhhhhh nvm
*cue jaws music
😂😂😂
Ikr they’re turning their kids into modelling Barbie dolls 😳
Girl:gets away from me
Camerman:I need content 😠
The child: "Get away from me !!"
The cameraman Naruto running towards the girl.
Panda Rule you got the whole squad laughing
This comment really made me imagine this actually happening xD
XD 😂 everyone be laughing
these videsos will never cease to hurt my stomach from the laughing, regardless if I know what line is coming up next- the way he delivers shit always get me
There is kids that actually like doing pageants with their parents but there is a large minority of kids that obviously don’t want to do it and they’re being forced to do it by their parents which is extremely saddening because kids just want to do whatever kids do nowadays and some of them are being forced to do shit they don’t want to do
I LOVE THAT HE LAUGHS ABOUT HIS OWN JOKES
Elise Bakker but they are funny
No hate
Well aleast his jokes are funny
Excactly
BECAUSE HES FUNNY
I mean, I know what u mean but he is so funny
He is literally bad mood killer. If I was that funny I would laugh at my own jokes
“... ‘cause you get to dress in fancy clothes”
*crown falls off head randomly
*Why did I laugh so hard at that?*
Little girl sounded like a 70 year-old woman with lung cancer.
WayraRose I think she had a condition idk maybe she was sick with a sore throat or something
She sounds like a 59 year old smoker
FBDooper5 like I said she probably has a condition
Bruh did the mum smoke when she was pregnant with her or something? Jesus.
He’s the only KRplusr I genuinely laugh at 😂
daz never fails to make me laugh
The way he said “MELISSA!” With such aggression and sass has me dying
The thing is my name is Melissa 😭😭🤣
@@melissaowen9265 rip
Same 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“sKUNK that fell in PAINT.” 😂😂
gachatard
"LOOK AT YOU *MELISSA* A SKUNK THAT FELL IN PAINT"
THIS👏IS👏NOT👏PARENTING👏
I died at that part omfg
I know that was funny
That was where i died
i love how unlike other ytbers who have reacted to this Daz actually takes the kid’s feelings into account :)
“Ouh mau gauwd eye hawv ah thiygh roide defechansay 😧”
A SKUNK THAT FELL IN PAINT!! 😂😂😂
Jessica Bartels on god I died 😂😂😂😂😂
Parent: Forces child to participate in a competition
Kid: Gets upset of being forced participate in a competition
Parent: Yells at child
Kid: Cries more
Parent: Shocked Pikachu Face
😂
@AquaTheWolf 2.0 You sound like all the boys on my class lmao 😂
It's the forcing the child to do shit against their will for me
If i had a parent that did that,i’d slap his/her face ✌︎︎
SHOCKED PIKACHU FACE😭
That makes me so mad that she just locked her OWN 4 yr old in a room whiles she’s crying to come out
Yep, basically how to get no contact when they grow up speed run any %
@@neatgamer5999 fr
man i love to watch daz, hes so damn funny😂😂
“They’re trying to force their child to be a princess and he’s trying to be a shark”
I’m DEAD 😂
My man should be on shark week, looking like he should be on national geographic
Looks like has an ahoge. Its basically a hair antenna
Me three
Child: Get away from me
Camera man: you think you can outrun television?
You can’t stop the cameras, child!
@@Sterzain thank you!
Like what the heck why would you say that to a little child
Lmao😂
Idk why this comment got famous just now even though I sent it last month