The World's Hardest Flexer (with Danny Gonzalez)

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  • 게시일 2019. 02. 16.
  • WARNING: this video gets pretty gross at times, maybe don't watch this if you're like 12 or wanted to watch a youtube video with your parents. You will be very uncomfortable.
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  • @Tonique524
    @Tonique524 5 년 전 +6493

    "My gf is 18 and still in high school"
    "Let's talk about why badass good looking rich guys don't have a gf, like me"

  • @cara2801
    @cara2801 4 년 전 +8368

    It's like dj khaled and a basic white girl fused into one middle aged man's midlife crisis.

  • @ethexreql
    @ethexreql 년 전 +4331

    as a south-east asian girl, i have never been so glad to see someone be racist
    my condolences to the white girls who are not safe from the standards of this thing

    • @Joe27248
      @Joe27248 10 개월 전 +228

      Let's be real, if anything even resembling a woman offered this man attention, he would eat it up; regardless of ethnicity. Sorry not sorry.

    • @cogcog5264
      @cogcog5264 10 개월 전 +138

      Being a dude never had so many perks, I don't have to be on this dudes radar

    • @hotsexyangel
      @hotsexyangel 10 개월 전 +1

      appreciate it 💔💔😔👊

    • @obsoleteelite8258
      @obsoleteelite8258 8 개월 전 +22

      @@Joe27248no it seems he actually likes the rooster

    • @opalyasu7159
      @opalyasu7159 7 개월 전 +80

      @gageb2724
      Nick is literally just Andrew Tate but with beautiful eyelashes and no ears

  • @beesinthebloodstream
    @beesinthebloodstream 년 전 +14452

    i love how he's so masculine and confident and macho but has the most delicate eyelashes ive ever seen

    • @Mothman_Aurora
      @Mothman_Aurora 년 전 +1061

      Omfg YES how does he have the most masculine macho man alpha male bs vibe about him while simultaneously having the most dainty and luxurious eyelashes I've ever seen?? How is that possible?!?!

    • @Spooky_l3xxi
      @Spooky_l3xxi 년 전 +343

      Frr!! He has really nice eyes!!

    • @jasperjazzie
      @jasperjazzie 년 전 +447

      @@Spooky_l3xxi that's like the only good thing abt him

    • @brownjumper202
      @brownjumper202 년 전 +358

      “The only coherent thought that comes to mind is how insulting it is that eyelashes like his were wasted on Satan’s Errand Boy.”
      -Christina Lauren

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 년 전 +305

      HIs eyebrows are also super shaped and he looks like he wears a bit of makeup. He'd be decent looking guy and could help men do skin care if it weren't for the parody movie villain beard and personality.

  • @MoonsickVenus
    @MoonsickVenus 3 년 전 +5361

    ’turnoffs: non-Caucasian’ I've never been this happy that I'm Mexican

  • @bluebirds_and_bees
    @bluebirds_and_bees 4 년 전 +10043

    This guy talks about sex like a person who's never had sex before

    • @poisonberries1218
      @poisonberries1218 4 년 전 +629

      and that's on spanking tits

    • @ezmoney6755
      @ezmoney6755 4 년 전 +459

      “Buys a bag of sex toys”
      Hey google, what do these things do?

    • @spookname3718
      @spookname3718 4 년 전 +427

      @@ezmoney6755 Nah dude he would say Alexa because he alexa'd his house up and likes the 49ers

    • @bowl3037
      @bowl3037 4 년 전 +103

      Hannah Bee I thought he was gay until this video

    • @leighh2725
      @leighh2725 4 년 전 +153

      No like a 10 year old writing fan fiction

  • @feel4chestnuts
    @feel4chestnuts 년 전 +1334

    he looks like the ladybug from bugs life

  • @2006PoyotaKirbolla
    @2006PoyotaKirbolla 년 전 +2053

    My second favourite line from a Drew video is “I was not gay”

  • @megannicole4927
    @megannicole4927 5 년 전 +6004

    "I don't take it personally." *makes an entire video about how insecure and jealous women are*

  • @princessland4537
    @princessland4537 4 년 전 +3249

    This video has the power to sexually assault anyone just by watching it

    • @josefina.sm2001
      @josefina.sm2001 4 년 전 +25

      Omggggg😂😂 i felt that way

    • @amberdunn6272
      @amberdunn6272 4 년 전 +5

      Josefina m.s click on her channel. Wtf? I’m so confused.

    • @dylanvandort1523
      @dylanvandort1523 4 년 전 +10

      Why is a three year old saying this

    • @princessland4537
      @princessland4537 4 년 전 +36

      dylan van dort guys calm down I’m a 17 yr old girl who made this acc for my 3 yr old baby sis. I just like to put cute videos of her. And she does not know how to read or write like most 3 yr olds. And she would certainly not be able to understand these type of videos. But still thx for the concern 😊

    • @princessland4537
      @princessland4537 4 년 전 +8

      Avery Dunn thx for the concern but plz read my other comment 😊

  • @lovelyender
    @lovelyender 년 전 +2504

    the way that both danny and drew's faces slowly turn to equally hilarious YIKES expressions at 8:26 is an entire masterpiece

    • @capobucciarati8324
      @capobucciarati8324 년 전 +72

      That part always gets me it's so fucking funny

    • @riabouchinska
      @riabouchinska 년 전 +124

      Danny retracting his entire chin and jaw into his neck :D

    • @lovelyender
      @lovelyender 년 전 +26

      @@riabouchinska EXACTLY IT GIVES ME SM LIFE

    • @catabat49654
      @catabat49654 7 개월 전 +18

      I have that screenshot saved in my phone for extreme “YIKES” reactions 😅

  • @Bunker-Nines
    @Bunker-Nines 년 전 +962

    On behalf of all men we happily accept that Nick "was not gay" and hope to keep it that way.

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 6 개월 전 +34

      Wait what does this mean? Cos on behalf of the gay community we don't want him either

    • @Bunker-Nines
      @Bunker-Nines 6 개월 전

      Huh, Well then our goals are aligned!@@Random-sk6hm

    • @gachalifelilly
      @gachalifelilly 6 개월 전

      @@Random-sk6hmthats literally what they mean lol😂😂 all men gay or straight are glad he isn’t gay-

    • @facuuu2809
      @facuuu2809 3 개월 전 +8

      ​@@Random-sk6hmI get why you would not want him fr I mean who does?

    • @sirius1696
      @sirius1696 개월 전 +7

      on behalf of the gay men community I second that, we don't want him

  • @jessicat3691
    @jessicat3691 5 년 전 +6511

    “Suicide by lethal injection” just sounds like his ex overdosed and Nick was so narcissistic he thought it was because of him omfg

    • @michaelaradke1987
      @michaelaradke1987 5 년 전 +162

      Wow you're right, I didn't notice that sksksk

    • @joethenotable331
      @joethenotable331 4 년 전 +114

      You know that Greek myth Narcisass or however you spell his name he is nothing compared to this guy

    • @hsmacaraig
      @hsmacaraig 4 년 전 +47

      General High-Ground Narcissus?

    • @joethenotable331
      @joethenotable331 4 년 전 +28

      Yeah that dude

    • @ambersomething1693
      @ambersomething1693 4 년 전 +13

      jessica dot com or they committed a crime so horrendous to get away from him that they were immediately put to death

  • @user-ev8cr6wd7h
    @user-ev8cr6wd7h 4 년 전 +4701

    “I have a 18 year old girlfriend who is still in high school”
    Also him: “I want to be a dad”

    • @nevaehisntok28
      @nevaehisntok28 4 년 전 +156

      Oh shit, RUN

    • @lourdesirlanda6099
      @lourdesirlanda6099 4 년 전 +170

      F B I O P E N U P!

    • @dmf19sksksk62
      @dmf19sksksk62 4 년 전 +139

      Girlfriend: *runs*
      Him: *wHy aRe yOu RuNniNg?!*

    • @locbui3571
      @locbui3571 4 년 전 +21

      An under rated comment 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @allykayyy2683
      @allykayyy2683 4 년 전 +42

      Maybe that's why he's dating the 18 year old know what I mean... dad and daddy is such a... thin line... m I rite

  • @primcasiha
    @primcasiha 년 전 +322

    I can't explain it but it makes sense that Drew owns a cat while Danny owns a dog.

    • @-_-hxney_daisy-_-
      @-_-hxney_daisy-_- 8 개월 전 +21

      It really does and idk how

    • @TheHardR
      @TheHardR 13 일 전 +1

      @@-_-hxney_daisy-_-Drew is 😌 and Danny is 😁

  • @paigej6365
    @paigej6365 10 개월 전 +524

    It’s been years and I still think about “I was not gay” all the time. I love it so much

    • @jigup2
      @jigup2 10 개월 전 +16

      the cameo at the end ties it all together

  • @Styxintheriver
    @Styxintheriver 3 년 전 +5160

    “Turn offs: non-Caucasian”
    Alright how do I stop being white

    • @justyourfriendlyneighborho9179
      @justyourfriendlyneighborho9179 3 년 전 +236

      Ok so first get paint

    • @Styxintheriver
      @Styxintheriver 3 년 전 +303

      Just your friendly neighborhood meme dealer nO

    • @lotheeus
      @lotheeus 3 년 전 +198

      I was about to give you the same advice 😅
      But honestly .. I'm sure black people would understand if you explain to them why are you wearing black face
      I mean , who wouldn't ...I mean I'm a :
      1. Man
      2. Straight
      3. Brown
      4. In a relationship
      and this guy still managed to creep me out

    • @lizzie-4011
      @lizzie-4011 3 년 전 +6

      LOL

    • @felagoncalves
      @felagoncalves 3 년 전 +49

      Then maybe invent something that's the opposite of bleach

  • @nomatyx5789
    @nomatyx5789 4 년 전 +14554

    I like how he flexes on the fact that he literally turned someone off men forever.

    • @scottpilgrim1518
      @scottpilgrim1518 4 년 전 +278

      Glad1atoR if I did the same, I’d never stop fully questioning my life ever again.

    • @hamluk_
      @hamluk_ 4 년 전 +592

      literally if you turn someone off dating an entire gender you are one of the worst pieces of shit on the planet. it's not cool, it's not a flex. smh

    • @Luna-eh5dw
      @Luna-eh5dw 4 년 전 +21

      I wonder why? XD

    • @acompletedisaster9334
      @acompletedisaster9334 4 년 전 +18

      Glad1atoR I’m les so I got sorta mad about that

    • @nomatyx5789
      @nomatyx5789 4 년 전 +73

      @@acompletedisaster9334 I am too, but I find it more funny than anything else. I guess I'm just resistant to "turned someone gay" insults.

  • @Tenrek
    @Tenrek 년 전 +3686

    17:35 Drew's ability as a comedian here is so beautifully demonstrated, a great joke to build off of Danny, then a callback to a previous multi-joke, and then ANOTHER callback to the funniest part of that multi-joke, followed up by Danny's joining in accenting that last bit again makes it even funnier because it feels so much more gratifying when you know it too. This video deserves the spot as Drew's most popular video, it is such a great piece of commentary.

    • @msw3314
      @msw3314 년 전 +188

      Great highlighting of a great moment in this video. There’s also a few other times similar to this in which Drew and Danny bounce off of one another so well.

    • @imlilyalright
      @imlilyalright 년 전 +115

      @@msw3314 that's why they are such good friends!! they have similar personality and get along really well that's what makes them perfect friends

    • @poogissploogis
      @poogissploogis 년 전 +27

      That part of probably my favorite joke that he's ever made!

    • @bulletangel
      @bulletangel 년 전 +8

      It’s literally his top vid and why I checked it out lol

    • @desirient
      @desirient 년 전 +51

      what are you guys, sports commentators?
      real talk though yeah drew is a talented comedian. i’m always impressed by his ability to callback and heighten jokes

  • @wowitslena
    @wowitslena 5 개월 전 +150

    if you're wondering where he is now, he claims to be a "retired billionaire" and wears these really really strange gold beads all over his body. he lost hundreds of pounds and looks great, but he's terribly losing his mind. he just rants on and on about how there are gang hits after him and how police are out to get him and his mother. it's really strange and I hope he's good.

    • @snfriedm
      @snfriedm 3 개월 전 +7

      bro is silly

    • @ItzBrittKneeBish
      @ItzBrittKneeBish 3 개월 전 +21

      He also filed for bankruptcy, his name is Aly Ashley 😂

    • @laceyrainbolt5432
      @laceyrainbolt5432 24 일 전

      sounds like mental illness or drug induced psychosis 😕 hope he gets the help he needs, for everyone’s sake

    • @TheHardR
      @TheHardR 13 일 전

      @@ItzBrittKneeBishFOR REAL??!

    • @matthewbartlett3442
      @matthewbartlett3442 2 일 전 +1

      ItzBritKneeBish
      But he said his name ISN’T ally😦
      (Also great username lol)

  • @racheldama7666
    @racheldama7666 4 년 전 +5815

    I’ve never felt more unsafe for being white in my entire life

    • @erducks624
      @erducks624 4 년 전 +45

      I love this 😂😂😂😂

    • @solidmoonbeams8939
      @solidmoonbeams8939 4 년 전 +49

      Self defence is not hard to learn, just so you know

    • @ytstachi3801
      @ytstachi3801 4 년 전 +4

      Oi

    • @ellatelfer5919
      @ellatelfer5919 4 년 전 +88

      This guy is gonna be one of the most known gays and that scares me. I don't ever want to be associated with that entity. He could literally kill someone by bellyflopping them

    • @racheldama7666
      @racheldama7666 4 년 전 +4

      1-UP Oh noooo 😂

  • @TempestTemple
    @TempestTemple 4 년 전 +13224

    How is "I turned women who dated me gay" a flex? If anything it's a burn

    • @krisdoesart9643
      @krisdoesart9643 4 년 전 +1220

      "I was just so awful to them that they literally turned into lesbians cause they just couldn't stand guys anymore"

    • @scottpilgrim1518
      @scottpilgrim1518 4 년 전 +512

      Right?? Imagine being so awful you turned a woman off from dicks forever. That’s some incredible shit right there??

    • @sorchaa2654
      @sorchaa2654 4 년 전 +187

      @@jk89204 truly, some people want to have invisiblity and things like that, but N O the ultimate power is being able to turn straight women GAY by being terrible to them

    • @scottpilgrim1518
      @scottpilgrim1518 4 년 전 +15

      Janice in the same way that radiating actual nuclear waves would be a superpower. 😂😂

    • @hiraccino2339
      @hiraccino2339 4 년 전 +40

      Yeah, I beat my wife, now she's gay

  • @12fishcake
    @12fishcake 년 전 +365

    Anyone who unironically refers to dating them as "selecting a mate" legit scares me.
    Y'know, in addition to literally everything else about this guy.

  • @sharpeningtheaxe
    @sharpeningtheaxe 년 전 +316

    I remember I watched this video in front of my ex and he got upset that they were being too mean about Hard Rock Nick. I should have realized that was a red flag

  • @atticusmoss8300
    @atticusmoss8300 3 년 전 +10605

    Every time he looks at me, I feel like I should be reporting him for sexual harassment

  • @clairepettie
    @clairepettie 4 년 전 +5643

    Everyone seems fixated on the "I turned a girl off men forever" part, but I'm more concerned with the amount of women who died after their relationship with him.

  • @BenDover-dw6bp
    @BenDover-dw6bp 년 전 +229

    "Like I'm older than you" that got me laughing so hard

  • @readavi808
    @readavi808 년 전 +200

    I have never felt closer to the 0.000034% of Cherokee in my blood than after learning this man's type is a "pure" American white girl.

  • @imanmooraj6336
    @imanmooraj6336 4 년 전 +9551

    "they don't like to see you succeed"
    They just don't like to see you.

  • @kaitlynhoward950
    @kaitlynhoward950 3 년 전 +4507

    He sounds like a 12 year old just learned about curse words

  • @doodleferp8158
    @doodleferp8158 10 개월 전 +155

    As a representative of the “pure” white American girls, we as a community would like to distance ourselves from this man. May he live happily with his Google Image houses.

  • @Blastronaute
    @Blastronaute 년 전 +480

    Especially as someone with self esteem and body image issues, it’s reassuring in a way to see someone less attractive and overall worse than me (and most people) have such an ego. It proves that confidence is a lie and the only thing keeping us from being more confident is our beliefs that we aren’t confident people. If this dirty thumb of a person is so confident, why shouldn’t I be?

    • @GG-xcx9z
      @GG-xcx9z 년 전 +19

      HAHA FELT ☠️

    • @e1eanorlovessoil
      @e1eanorlovessoil 10 개월 전 +71

      Why was this more motivating that any other speech on confidence i’ve ever seen 😭😭 this is life changing

    • @hiimaytuser5832
      @hiimaytuser5832 9 개월 전 +13

      @@e1eanorlovessoil I know right????!!!!! is an amazing way of thinking

    • @incarnateflame3462
      @incarnateflame3462 8 개월 전

      confidence is very real
      its your delusions and unwarranted self hatred and dysmorphia that aren't real in the way that you are very likely the person that thinks the worst of yourself and these are complex issues that i hope you find the answers to
      cockiness is a lie
      confidence is what it is
      this dude isnt confident hes weird as fuck and a pathological liar and a narcissist.

    • @mikamikan1079
      @mikamikan1079 5 개월 전

      hyper masculine straight men's ego lol

  • @zara.nicolee
    @zara.nicolee 4 년 전 +5476

    why is he a GTA character come to life

    • @gay_grey
      @gay_grey 4 년 전 +27

      *my exact thought*

    • @spacewater4898
      @spacewater4898 4 년 전 +11

      zara nicole been thinking about that for 10 hours

    • @louschwick7301
      @louschwick7301 4 년 전 +3

      it's all that makeup, makes him look like he's cgi-rendered

    • @scottpilgrim1518
      @scottpilgrim1518 4 년 전 +1

      He’s a GTA NPC that you find so you can just unload all the many violent ways you can end someone. Starting with running over with your car (repeatedly) and ending with his bullet riddled carcass being dropped from a crashing helicopter while on fire.

    • @rm4250
      @rm4250 4 년 전

      zara nicole with a glitch

  • @randomtology2173
    @randomtology2173 3 년 전 +5471

    he basically said "if you go out with me, youll need decades of psychotherapy."

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 3 년 전 +252

      That’s probably the only honest thing he’s said online.

    • @galaxypedestalfan
      @galaxypedestalfan 3 년 전 +41

      @@SorowFame no, he definitely wasn’t gay back then.

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 3 년 전 +57

      he’s the final boss
      not fully sure what for but he’s definitely a final boss

    • @randomtology2173
      @randomtology2173 3 년 전 +6

      @@thatoneguy9582 best comment here.

    • @ghivifahmi4252
      @ghivifahmi4252 3 년 전 +3

      Also one for your psychiatrist too

  • @whoisxenon
    @whoisxenon 5 개월 전 +48

    several years later and the “i WAS not gay” bit is still the funniest shit

  • @wesleyhowell597
    @wesleyhowell597 년 전 +159

    nothing will top the fact that they paid Hard Rock Nick for a cameo to say their catchphrases 💀

    • @cursed6368
      @cursed6368 년 전 +2

      what? they did?? where can i watch that?

    • @wesleyhowell597
      @wesleyhowell597 년 전 +5

      @@cursed6368 right at the very very end of the video hahah

    • @cursed6368
      @cursed6368 년 전 +3

      @@wesleyhowell597 oooooooh my bad lol

    • @pockystickjoy
      @pockystickjoy 년 전 +53

      @@cursed6368I think he made a response to this video, I’m which dear ol Nick apparently said that he dated people half Danny & Drew’s age, which would be 13

  • @elko7465
    @elko7465 2 년 전 +7828

    The way he styles his beard, makes him look like a rejected extra from the hunger games

  • @Berrybamboo112
    @Berrybamboo112 3 년 전 +3514

    Imagine only dating white, fair-skinned and blue-eyed women, and then photoshopping your face onto the non-white, dark-skinned brown-eyed snack that is Dwayne Johnson.

    • @jayvang7490
      @jayvang7490 3 년 전 +243

      Nick: "I only date, pure Aryans!"
      also Nick: "My hero is the Black Samoan God of Pecs Dwayne Johnson!"

    • @bigal4117
      @bigal4117 3 년 전 +50

      He do be a snack doe

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 3 년 전 +138

      I feel like his misogyny and racism against women of color are a projection of internalized homophobia because he's attracted to non-white men.
      It's the ciiiircle of bigotryyy.

    • @enliieise
      @enliieise 3 년 전 +15

      @@janeeyre1990 Was thinking the same thing

    • @ej6975
      @ej6975 3 년 전 +8

      Okay this isn’t relevant to the comment but I just wanted to say that you’re so pretty! Kinda random but I saw your pfp and needed to complement you. 😊💕
      Edit: well I should probably ask if that’s you or a celebrity or smthn but either way :)

  • @bibbitybooper6437
    @bibbitybooper6437 7 개월 전 +71

    The line "Dads who won't let you date their highschool daughters" like cmon dude im older than you!" Always kills ne. Drew is so funny

  • @kamimis
    @kamimis 년 전 +74

    this is my comfort video

  • @aidanredding8058
    @aidanredding8058 3 년 전 +6402

    People like this guy are the reason so many women feel uncomfortable walking down the street.

    • @supremecreme2661
      @supremecreme2661 3 년 전 +7

      Aidan Redding shutup

    • @aidanredding8058
      @aidanredding8058 3 년 전 +271

      @@supremecreme2661 I'm not saying that's a good thing, but it's true. And we have people like this creep giving men a bad reputation.

    • @littledicholas6131
      @littledicholas6131 3 년 전 +242

      Knowing that this dude is out there somewhere makes me scared to walk down the street.

    • @absolute-creature
      @absolute-creature 3 년 전 +96

      @@littledicholas6131 after watching this video I'm too scared of closing my eyes and idk taking a nap... I don't want to wake up to see that killer smile, I fucking need a fucking lethal injection....

    • @firstnamelastname6016
      @firstnamelastname6016 3 년 전 +54

      Hehhehehe, I’m not white so I’m fine
      Then again, he can’t afford to be picky and I’m a quarter his age
      I need to go throw up for a year

  • @coltonmacphee4683
    @coltonmacphee4683 3 년 전 +6892

    Y'know, I don't think think this guy has ever spoken to a woman.

    • @_Cotton
      @_Cotton 3 년 전 +70

      :O we have the same name

    • @ash4628
      @ash4628 3 년 전 +62

      @@_Cotton woa glitch in the matrix

    • @chestypants78
      @chestypants78 3 년 전 +122

      Not even his own mother- THAT HE DIDN'T STEAL FROM

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx 3 년 전 +31

      Actually he has never spoken to a real human being

    • @claraclonk
      @claraclonk 3 년 전 +7

      drew or nick? because it works both ways

  • @f_riedeggy
    @f_riedeggy 년 전 +95

    12:08 he likes the college campus bc of all the 18 year old girls

    • @Blackcat.therian.
      @Blackcat.therian. 2 개월 전 +4

      Nah theyre too old, gotta still be in high school for him

  • @That0neguy420
    @That0neguy420 10 개월 전 +31

    I love how the start of this video depicts Danny as some sort of whimsical omnipresent forest creature

  • @avocado3-in-182
    @avocado3-in-182 4 년 전 +3100

    Dude literally has the eyebrows of a cartoon villain, eyes of an Instagram girl and rest is the face of the average 50-year-old man.

    • @fonzarellyplay370
      @fonzarellyplay370 4 년 전 +63

      Mouth of a 15 year old

    • @arsonlemonade4386
      @arsonlemonade4386 4 년 전 +167

      Beard of a corn maze

    • @memethyst
      @memethyst 4 년 전 +12

      @@arsonlemonade4386 oh my GOD

    • @signiko7095
      @signiko7095 4 년 전 +37

      @@arsonlemonade4386 Or one of those residents of the Capitol in Hunger Games

    • @Grodz73
      @Grodz73 4 년 전

      Monochromatic bro his eyebrows are horrible like: _ -

  • @aspenisthebest
    @aspenisthebest 3 년 전 +1706

    “Women are naturally jealous and insecure” I didn’t know u were a woman then

    • @erynball3677
      @erynball3677 3 년 전 +24

      I really hate to help this dude, but he did say men. Or maybe I'm def and he did say women.
      HE IS L E S B I A N

    • @milkuma9824
      @milkuma9824 3 년 전 +24

      "No my real name is not Ally."

    • @catfish64115
      @catfish64115 3 년 전 +1

      uesh

    • @elsie8757
      @elsie8757 3 년 전 +6

      @Yeah Yeah I thought he said "we men"

    • @pingu9361
      @pingu9361 3 년 전

      The Burn

  • @notdoingweIlatm
    @notdoingweIlatm 5 개월 전 +43

    i genuinely watch this video at least once every two weeks. the rewatchability is crazy.

  • @nikoflow_fm9541
    @nikoflow_fm9541 8 개월 전 +29

    Anyone else return to this video like a monthly pilgrimage

  • @enderkai618
    @enderkai618 5 년 전 +5345

    i have never heard anyone say that they "alexa'ed the shit out of their house" but its safe to say im gonna be saying that 300% more

  • @thesleepydot
    @thesleepydot 3 년 전 +3513

    He’s the only guy who could turn gay men straight and straight girls gay.

    • @annie_is_bored
      @annie_is_bored 3 년 전 +23

      Yep

    • @mr.saladman5386
      @mr.saladman5386 3 년 전 +106

      His power needs to be contained

    • @goodname6845
      @goodname6845 3 년 전 +81

      I’ve seriously considered turning straight after seeing this guy

    • @jaxsonnowik2050
      @jaxsonnowik2050 3 년 전 +53

      @@goodname6845 I’ve become straighter than ever after watching this... his eyebrows are horrible!

    • @hihii1956
      @hihii1956 3 년 전 +26

      And I have seriously considered becoming a lesbian as a white American high schooler..

  • @ree1425
    @ree1425 28 일 전 +14

    “one ex killed herself, one needed therapy for ten years,…” so.. you traumatized them

    • @stuckonmute9227
      @stuckonmute9227 13 일 전 +2

      He gave one of them brain cancer too. Truly a catch.

    • @ree1425
      @ree1425 12 일 전

      @@stuckonmute9227 fr!! altho tbh i think theres no way he effected that but he definitely could have been the reason why his other ex killed herself and another needed therapy😭😭 but honestly if he did cause cancer i wouldnt be surprised bros definitely breaking at least one thing in the universe
      if that makes any sense?? sorry im so tried rn😭😭

  • @emiliew5553
    @emiliew5553 개월 전 +10

    coming back to this to say that hard rock nick still wants to be a dad, and danny is one now.

  • @memes1611
    @memes1611 5 년 전 +11811

    He looks so feminine but so masculine at the same time

  • @isabellablu1240
    @isabellablu1240 5 년 전 +2304

    "I own 12 different homes but only seem to sleep in hotel rooms"

  • @yourfriendlyneighborhooddemon

    👏balls👏tugged👏on👏one👏by👏one👏

  • @boooowie
    @boooowie 2 개월 전 +26

    when i was 19, i viewed hard rock nick's instagram story and like 3 hours later he liked every single one of my posts

  • @yupitsjessbbyx3
    @yupitsjessbbyx3 3 년 전 +5673

    Nothing says “millionaire” like a bottle of suave bodywash

  • @DD-ns6ff
    @DD-ns6ff 3 년 전 +13077

    If a woman suddenly comes out as gay after dating you... thats not a flex homie. You made her realize that desire lmao

    • @Lupicus1901
      @Lupicus1901 3 년 전 +134

      I see you're a fan of Kevin based on your profile pic.

    • @mateonallar5573
      @mateonallar5573 3 년 전 +95

      JIM PICKENS

    • @pittherson3260
      @pittherson3260 3 년 전 +74

      Sorry, i got distracted with Hispanic Kevin

    • @kaylinvb6423
      @kaylinvb6423 3 년 전 +365

      right?? and one killed themself after dating you??? not a flex!!

    • @Bsperry
      @Bsperry 3 년 전 +281

      @@kaylinvb6423 same with the whole "got physiological help" like... Bro... These aren't good things to flex about...
      Also OP hey there friends

  • @ellahenry3328
    @ellahenry3328 10 개월 전 +18

    4:06 for some reason the way he says "id get crushes on girls" felt like he was trying to convince me

  • @zoehaines4455
    @zoehaines4455 년 전 +88

    It's been 3 years yet I always find myself coming back to this video

  • @zyalexx6996
    @zyalexx6996 3 년 전 +8700

    as a homosapien, we dont claim him

  • @introvertedcrow
    @introvertedcrow 3 년 전 +2624

    This dude acts like all the women want him then goes on a rant about no one wanting to date him

  • @hayden1351
    @hayden1351 2 개월 전 +46

    this video is my roman empire, I come back to it like once a week

  • @stephenlee1108
    @stephenlee1108 년 전 +174

    My favourite part of these collabs is the synchronized reactions of Drew and Danny 🤣

  • @mx.menacing
    @mx.menacing 4 년 전 +2609

    His face looks like it was photoshopped together.

    • @oliverdennis3115
      @oliverdennis3115 3 년 전 +17

      The edit line is that fucking line in his draw on beard.

    • @maggie6685
      @maggie6685 3 년 전 +4

      DOES ANYONE ELSE KNOW HES IN SEATTLE WASHINGTON!?!?!? I CAN SEE THE SPACE NEEDLE!

    • @Mica_Macchiato
      @Mica_Macchiato 3 년 전 +2

      He looks like an egg

    • @Equa11ysurl
      @Equa11ysurl 3 년 전

      Happy Little Spongebob I LIVE NEAR SEATTLE NOOOOOOO GET HIM OUT-

    • @lee2791
      @lee2791 3 년 전

      Happy Little Spongebob WAIT FUCK NO DONT DIRTY UP SEATTLE plEASE-

  • @jacobhang8228
    @jacobhang8228 3 년 전 +3311

    So no one gonna talk about how he called women "creatures"?

  • @leovernon
    @leovernon 개월 전 +12

    I'm autistic and I've watched this video like every week for the last 5 years and recite the whole thing and it can still make me laugh

  • @charlottepetersonlazzara5537
    @charlottepetersonlazzara5537 11 개월 전 +176

    As someone who is crying in the bathroom of my school dance, this was a huge distraction and helped a lot.

  • @randoartzy
    @randoartzy 4 년 전 +9903

    **Flexes on turning a woman gay.**

    • @euglena3866
      @euglena3866 4 년 전 +248

      The rainbow flag in your name adds a lot to it 🌈🌈

    • @randoartzy
      @randoartzy 4 년 전 +112

      @@euglena3866 yes lmao.

    • @localrodent8997
      @localrodent8997 4 년 전 +434

      Legit I was thinking that. Imagine being like “lol bruh my sex is so legit that I made a girl never want to touch another penis again”

    • @randoartzy
      @randoartzy 4 년 전 +128

      @@localrodent8997 Exactly like what kind of flex is that.

    • @zaire334
      @zaire334 4 년 전 +240

      “She was so repulsed by me she decided to never date any man again. I would consider that a success”

  • @johnjim557
    @johnjim557 4 년 전 +6375

    "The thing about 18 year old girls is that they got dads that wont let you date their highschool daughters"
    "And it pisses me off! Like, im older than you dude-"
    Underappreciated line

    • @catmerchant8699
      @catmerchant8699 3 년 전 +106

      Best line

    • @lecherouslibrarian9924
      @lecherouslibrarian9924 3 년 전 +83

      That was my favorite part.

    • @johnjim557
      @johnjim557 3 년 전 +25

      @nnlllrr i come back to watch this video every time its in my reccomended from watching drew and Danny

    • @camiwalker7168
      @camiwalker7168 3 년 전 +24

      Yeah just like Ed and Rose from 90 days fiance. Ed was like 52 years old and Rose was 23 years old and she already has a son.

    • @caseym4007
      @caseym4007 3 년 전

      **PPPTTP**

  • @sari9645
    @sari9645 4 개월 전 +28

    This is probably my favorite collab Danny and Drew have ever made. I’ve rewatched this countless times and I still laugh every time

  • @skadoodle1076
    @skadoodle1076 16 일 전 +9

    I was so terrified that I was exactly in this man’s target range that I became a man

  • @rigby7242
    @rigby7242 3 년 전 +4264

    "turn offs : non-caucasian"
    me , a white female : *panicked sweating*

    • @oneflamingpotato7965
      @oneflamingpotato7965 3 년 전 +462

      Quick, say your Russian and he won’t want to date you since he only likes, “pure born American girls”

    • @saifsufian4286
      @saifsufian4286 3 년 전 +175

      Run! Run as far as you can! Get away from him! You must stay as far away as you possibly can!

    • @shaykhmhssi3246
      @shaykhmhssi3246 3 년 전 +235

      I can let you borrow my melanin if you want

    • @umbral_echo
      @umbral_echo 3 년 전 +219

      as a white female who also is a high schooler, i would like to panic with you

    • @rigby7242
      @rigby7242 3 년 전 +74

      @@shaykhmhssi3246 that would be very much appreciated, ill only borrow it for a little while so ill fly under the radar

  • @zora1138
    @zora1138 3 년 전 +3756

    Imagine making girls commit suicide, have to go to therapy, or realize that they're gay, and then bragging about it on your instagram.

    • @jatwala8295
      @jatwala8295 3 년 전 +34

      pretty specific thing to imagine

    • @anshi5098
      @anshi5098 2 년 전 +123

      the only reason why girls would get suicidal when they see him is because of his repulsive face

    • @MariaTex3
      @MariaTex3 2 년 전 +17

      Yeah, he make me regret life just from seeing him in this video

    • @broadex9080
      @broadex9080 2 년 전 +7

      he must be the worst person ever.

    • @SpagettiSpeltWrong
      @SpagettiSpeltWrong 2 년 전 +52

      "I'm such a shitty boyfriend I killed 10 girls who dated me just by existing." 🤪🤪😩😩😏😏🤭🤭😉😏😏

  • @jarodthedarkjedi6310
    @jarodthedarkjedi6310 27 일 전 +12

    It’s time for a sequel

  • @chaosrui
    @chaosrui 개월 전 +14

    I keep rewatching this video for no reason. Please help me.

    • @wiggard
      @wiggard 개월 전 +2

      You do not deserve the Council's help. Your secret permit will be revoked from your possession shortly if you aren't capable of helping yourself.

  • @dwang663
    @dwang663 4 년 전 +3369

    I don’t think this guy realized that someone turning gay after dating him is not a compliment

    • @marikaels4061
      @marikaels4061 3 년 전 +1

      Why xd

    • @dwang663
      @dwang663 3 년 전 +169

      Marika Els someone decided that they didn’t like guys anymore after dating him 😳

    • @pepperdee7437
      @pepperdee7437 3 년 전 +152

      He probably thinks "They knew they could never do better than me so they went to girls"

    • @dannysilva3210
      @dannysilva3210 3 년 전 +54

      That's honestly the saddest shit anyone can say 😂

    • @booty_hunter4207
      @booty_hunter4207 3 년 전 +7

      @@marikaels4061 bruh

  • @misseli1
    @misseli1 4 년 전 +5745

    Why is he bragging about the fact that his ex's lives all went downhill after dating him? Sounds like he had a negative effect on them

    • @deltaloraine
      @deltaloraine 4 년 전 +269

      Exactly. Doesn't he realize the common factor for all the negativity is him? He's a curse 😂

    • @seanyjizz
      @seanyjizz 4 년 전 +71

      Right I’m thinking who the hell would wanna take that chance lmao

    • @dominiquethenosyreader2686
      @dominiquethenosyreader2686 4 년 전 +14

      Right like he's the problem for all of them and many more that date him

    • @hel2727
      @hel2727 4 년 전 +58

      He really did abuse his wife, but here he tries to make it look like her life went down just because she left him.

    • @3rdHalf1
      @3rdHalf1 4 년 전 +2

      He is a troll.

  • @FrankBlaskovich
    @FrankBlaskovich 8 개월 전 +18

    He was the protoype model for Andrew Tate.

  • @greteh92
    @greteh92 4 개월 전 +27

    Whenever I have a bad day I come back to this video.

    • @omehi1255
      @omehi1255 4 개월 전

      Me too 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mirar119
    @mirar119 3 년 전 +11546

    “why do women date men with half my wallet, half my car-“
    *why do you date girls half your age*

  • @Scorpio_supremacy
    @Scorpio_supremacy 5 년 전 +6907

    He is the most manliest feminine man I've ever seen.

    • @brisolis8046
      @brisolis8046 5 년 전 +31

      True tho

    • @Cixon14
      @Cixon14 5 년 전 +16

      I hate myself since this is a nitpick but effeminate=like a woman while feminine=actually a woman.

    • @linkin2363
      @linkin2363 5 년 전 +260

      @@Cixon14 aaand you're nitpicking something that isn't even true, look up the definition of feminine real quick before you spout nonsense.

    • @yeaswe
      @yeaswe 5 년 전 +6

      oof

    • @hello-ue9ic
      @hello-ue9ic 5 년 전 +116

      Cixon Cortez feminine doesn’t mean your actually female

  • @izzytepe
    @izzytepe 2 개월 전 +7

    oh god the "five years ago" just broke my brain. how did i watch this when it came out when i was 12 and now i'm 17. HELP

  • @ballistachicken
    @ballistachicken 6 개월 전 +19

    I've watched this video so many times now and it's always so hilarious. The way this man complains about things in a sad little voice and thinks he's making a good point or making people want to be with him or be like him just makes me laugh, and the commentary is absolute gold

  • @asterixs_4031
    @asterixs_4031 3 년 전 +3270

    Im gay, but Hard Rock Nick made me straight.

  • @vivg.176
    @vivg.176 5 년 전 +5688

    All the dislikes are him and his cleaning crew...

  • @JULES_784
    @JULES_784 개월 전 +7

    welp, its 2024 and Mr. tug on my balls ONE BY ONE is trending again 😂

  • @lyndaanne8558
    @lyndaanne8558 년 전 +27

    The way y'all said "gross" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Fau.
    @Fau. 4 년 전 +2206

    Things girls hate:
    1:Guys who brag
    2:Guys who brag about stuff they don't have

    • @ranjanbiswas3233
      @ranjanbiswas3233 4 년 전 +10

      Every rich *KIDS* brag not GUYS

    • @turyabhatkar
      @turyabhatkar 4 년 전 +74

      Also guys who belittle woman

    • @sythepie
      @sythepie 4 년 전 +76

      Things girls hate:
      1. Guys who brag
      2. Guys who brag about stuff they don't have
      3. Guys who disrespect women sexually
      4. Men they don't like
      5. Creeps (Unless you're into that sort of thing I'm not judging--)
      6. Guys who won't leave you alone and talk about womanly parts sexually
      7. Guys who want to have it with girls but they don't want to
      8. Guys who sexually harass LITTLE GIRLS (and women) online
      and more. But those are the main things that I could think of.

    • @tri-angel
      @tri-angel 4 년 전 +42

      3. Guys who like their balls tugged on TWO at a time. Exhausting!

    • @cambriagirone8509
      @cambriagirone8509 4 년 전 +30

      Also
      3: Guys who are 50 years old and act 5
      4: people Who look like the lady bugs from bugs life
      5: and guys who act like this so all of the above

  • @keeganmason4859
    @keeganmason4859 3 년 전 +4680

    "I wanna be a dad."
    Me: "I don't want you to be a dad. Ever."

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 년 전 +103

      Dear God, no!
      It's probably ok, though - from the way he talks about sex, I doubt he's had it :-/

    • @kobebryant3705
      @kobebryant3705 3 년 전 +88

      Im gay, but Hard Rock Nick made me straight.

    • @hallo-vf2ww
      @hallo-vf2ww 3 년 전 +28

      Don't worry no one will want him
      He is the guy that thinks because a girl looked at him for 1 second he thinks the girl is flirting with him😂

    • @lilamaddison9731
      @lilamaddison9731 3 년 전 +20

      Imagine him having a son and teaching him about girls😂😂

    • @incognitospaghet1452
      @incognitospaghet1452 3 년 전 +2

      Oh god...

  • @hunter5w6
    @hunter5w6 년 전 +36

    crazy how I was horrified by this video when I first watched it… and now I come back to it like weekly as a comfort video

  • @layla5181
    @layla5181 개월 전 +8

    begging y’all to come back and revisit hard rock nick in 2024 because it’s only gotten worse from here 😭

  • @lily.carmen_130
    @lily.carmen_130 4 년 전 +3564

    dude is racist, dating a highschooler? and is lying about being rich. just throw away the whole guy

    • @cvspvr
      @cvspvr 4 년 전 +61

      he's probably single and just bragging

    • @ZDisco
      @ZDisco 4 년 전 +9

      No shit

    • @pIayingwithmahwii
      @pIayingwithmahwii 4 년 전 +38

      hello x carman. my name is Tal Al Qamar and i am in market to buy new car. it says by ur channel that u are a car men channel? how much for a car plz i am buying.

    • @bingusbongus1776
      @bingusbongus1776 4 년 전 +7

      HAHAHA THE LAST SENTENCE

    • @jade25114
      @jade25114 4 년 전 +3

      pIayingwithmahwii u make no sense

  • @ellacasey4830
    @ellacasey4830 5 년 전 +2965

    this guy is the epitome of fancy perfume that just doesn't smell good

    • @kacilove7383
      @kacilove7383 5 년 전 +75

      Like when you smell a perfume and it smells like bug spray

    • @DrCandyStriper
      @DrCandyStriper 5 년 전 +57

      Considering he's blatantly lying about his financial situation, I'd say more like buying counterfeit/expired perfume from Ross.

    • @laurenc4138
      @laurenc4138 5 년 전 +27

      I’ve never heard a more accurate description of a human being than this

    • @haneenhawash1739
      @haneenhawash1739 4 년 전 +3

      Ella Casey this is so accurate it killed me

    • @marilu3173
      @marilu3173 4 년 전

      This description is everything

  • @emimew
    @emimew 년 전 +9

    He gives ironically confident representative of toxic masculinity and hurt homosexual in the closet at the same time

  • @dkmylover
    @dkmylover 개월 전 +11

    please i need them do part 2 for this since hard rock nick when viral again😂😂

  • @1hcc994
    @1hcc994 3 년 전 +3427

    Women don’t like guys who look like the matchmaker from Mulan.

  • @jen.g.
    @jen.g. 4 년 전 +6344

    His eyebrows aren’t twins; they’re mortal enemies.

  • @ab-3983
    @ab-3983 7 개월 전 +13

    He is actually shaped like a female lion.

  • @Taylerbear25
    @Taylerbear25 5 개월 전 +9

    His Instagram now 4 years later is arguably even crazier if anyone wants to go into that mess.