history of the entire world, i guess
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- 게시일 2017. 05. 09.
- billwurtz.com
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"He's mad at jews for existing" gets me every time
17:15
War on Germany wasn't about "saving jews"
Trust me, it's not just because they exist
@@ScienceFoundation
That because of old religion and the success of the jews at the time
S t a r F a l l yea it was about land or something
No!
“i can’t even get from here to there without buying a boat”
*shows plane*
A plane is basically a flying boat.
He showed an Ekranoplan.
Welcome to Bill Wurts's then.
Cryo Genocide:
A plane is a glorified bus with wings.
bill wurtz in a nut shell
Can't believe he missed when I broke my arm when I was 7
😂🎉
And he missed when I was brought back to life 5 times when I was a baby
@@ct_tropical1451 thats kinda rough man
@basvandepitte2917 nah I'm just chill like that
3:00 "hey can we go on land? NO. why? THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER." best part ever
“Not anymore there’s a blanket!”
I said the entire thing-
No food on land yet an can't make land eggs yet.
Fr fr
I made clip of it krplus.net/uclipUgkx1ZzGS79G3ObP4T5y_J0wASeQbgwCCjqQ?si=q4nhyarmwn20EXi2 with funni cut off
“Except Britain because they don’t feel like it” is the most British phrase known
ZX Jumpbug let me fix that sentence for you
“Yep, mate. We’re all stubborn gits, lad.”
sorry for the stereotypical sentence
As a British person I can confirm that is precisely our attitude about most things
@@Steven-ly9ei any small change is seen as unnecessary at first. That's basically an aspect of British culture. Plus a continental currency would cause issues if one nation had issues so it was also good to stay out of it, can't have Germany bailing everyone out can they?
My god 666 lukes
Andreyaaa omg 666 lukes
let’s divide up the land so everyone is happy
SIKE
*THEY BOTH GET ANGRIER*
Sss Maxs it’s psyche
@@MyDayAstonTheMuppetsFan it's Syke.
(See Sykes-Picot)
@@Whatareyoudoinnhere He's talking about the Arabs and the Persians and the Jews...
AND STILL ANGRIER TODAY
PYKO
9:57 “want to get enlightened in the middle of *nowhere* ?” Sounds like a passive threat
*You should get enlightened in the middle of nowhere... NOW!!*
🌩️🌩️🌩️
Sounds like a drug dealer making a deal with the customer to be enlightened
Sounds like a drug dealer making a deal with the customer to be enlightened
@@tomatoorphan6166 Dude, I know a place where you can get enlightened all fucking day, also, wanna print a brain? has that same energy to it
This video saved my grade in world history
Half a year of world history < a 19:26 minute video
@@BlankBlakeYTthx
“it’s a bird”
“it’s a plane”
*”it’s the seljuk turks”*
Tara O' Doherty I’m surprised anyone can remember how to spell that
“Aah!”
Says The Byzantine Empire
NO
*selçuklu imparatorluğu* real name
‘Whoops, half of Europe just died.’
Im from Europe and im offended ;-;
@@xxbeth_gamingxx8693 who r u talking to
@@soraalolanvulpix7224 Nobody ;-;
@@xxbeth_gamingxx8693 I would like to visit Europe one day... seems like a nice place :3
Edit: I mean, I've seen images. and vids. Seems like a beautiful continent.
@@soraalolanvulpix7224 Kewl :3
Flashback to the time this one kid in my class sang this whole damn video from memory during history.
My two kids
wha-
Might have been me
@@animegood6552 ...how on *earth* would you memorize this whole thing
@@animegood6552cap
the whole “nothing is nowhere and never is now” speal is starting to make more and more sense each time i watch this
I'm scared to blink and miss a whole century.
I agree
I blink for one second and half of Europe died.
Am i cooked?
Wink each eye that way you can still see
me
I love how this video just goes form astronomy to physics to chemistry to biology to paleontology to archeology to history to engineering
Archaeology is important for everyone
No offense, but it’s more like this:
Intro: 0:00-0:12
Origins: 0:12-0:50
Physics: 0:50-1:32
Chemistry: 1:05-1:37 (Overlaps with Physics & Astronomy)
Astronomy: 1:28-2:00
Geology: 1:50-2:15
Biology: 2:15-4:00
Paleontology: 2:50-3:56 (Within the Biology section)
Archaeology: 4:01-6:05
History: 4:10-18:52
Engineering: 14:50/18:00/18:34-19:20
Outro: 19:21-19:26
To social commentary
To btw where the hell are we?
@@TheBlueMarbleItselfwell physics explain the origins, don't they?
15:04 "so britain tried to get them addicted to opium, which worked actually, then china made it illegal and dumped it all into the sea, so britain threw a hissy fit"
LMAO
7:39 “Heyyyy” said the romans, eating the entire Mediterranean for breakfast
School: *1 year*
Bill wurtz: *19minutes 26seconds take it or leave it*
Lmfaoo
Lmao
I’ll take it and make a religion out of it
play the video in 0.5 speed to understand
Double the speed
“Whoops, half of Europe just died.”
The casualness is great
We can make a religion out of half of Europe dying.
No don’t
DaGerman yes do that
Perism
Get it? Perish? Die? (cries silently)
Is it Tonga time yet?
IT’S ✨TONGA TIME✨
*Colonizes the Pacific Ocean*
I can't stop coming back to this video! Explaining the entire history of the world is pretty crazy for a 20 minute video. Well done bill wurtz.
Aliens : "So, tell us a bit about your so-called 'Earth'."
Me :
We can make a religion out of this
Alien: you have 19 minutes and 25 seconds to tell us everything
Me: ;)
Yay
Same dude, same. UvU
No dont
"Whoops, half of Europe just died."
Damjan P i laughed so hard😂
"extinction ball"
Is it Tonga time? yep It's Tonga Time.
Guess the comment that's different from the others in this thread.
A
this video is the literal embodiment of dopamine for me, like it makes me so happy every time i watch it
for real though
Oddly enjoyable to read through the comments. We got people who've found this video for the first time, people who have come back for a while, folk talking about their favorite parts of the video, religious folk leaving their opinions about the video (primarily the beginning), individuals stating how much more effective this has taught them than school, etc, etc. Oh, and don't forget the occasional religious brain-rot. Not everybody is too happy about people with varying beliefs, but it is what it is.
yo who ordered the yappuccino
For sure. I think this is one of the best ways a video has brought people together. My friends and I loved this video the exact month it dropped in May of 2017. So I do feel some nostalgia for it, although so much of it reigns true today and always will.
Me: Connects to internet
Chrome: “And the dinosaurs are gone”
PPPFFFFFFFF-
*W o t*
Countryhuman Nazi.
That’s what I mean by it.
skunkii
•~•
And the mammals are here 🐺
Honestly, the funniest part for me is how this turns from a science lesson to a history lesson
Science and history go hand in hand
lmao I just realized that
Idk what else it could have been tbh since those two things encompass everything that’s ever been lol
some reason i like this lol 5:49
Also that 9:05
We gon Need a part 2 in Another 5 billion years
17:42 it’s funny how this is the only accurate recount of this situation i can find. everyone else is insanely biased. thanks, bill.
They all just wanna blame the other fr
First sentence: “you’re on a rock floating in space”
Last sentence: “where the hell are we”
*seems legit*
It all comes full circle
Hey we can make a religion out of this
edit: wtf explain how this shit got 1k likes
@@gammavalentin7 no don't.
izack the stickman Sad face
Some stars burn out and die
Bigger stars burn out and die with *_PÁSSION_*
Seems like every 14 year old who thinks there stats and when they die they think they will be remembered
And it makes brand new way crazier shit
@Bonnie Bon Gacha u deserve more likes
*_PASSION INTENSIFIES_*
*POW* 🤯
I quote the following FAR too often:
0:11 “HOW did this happen?”
2:13 “Thaaat’s land!”
2:44 “taste the Suuun”
5:02 “Sociiiety”
8:29 “HELL YEAH, now we got BUSINESS”
13:53 “Stolen!”
i will never forget when this came out the NIGHT BEFORE the AP World exam in 2017. saved me tbh
I watched a 2 hour documentary in school about how Buddhism came to be.
bill: sat under a tree for so long that he figured out how to ignore the fact that were all dying.
Plot twist: bill is the buddha and he is sharing his knowledge
Plot twist: bill is your mom
Plot twist: bill is the dying
plot twist: bill is bill
Plot Twist: Bill got a 2000 dollar bill because he’s more billier than bill who is more billier than bill but no one beats bill wurtz
"Oops half of europe just died"
Dude i hate when that happens
Proffesor Pantheon relatable
That’s the worst man
I feel you, just when I thought I could leave it alone for a few hours
"Ugghhh, I slipped on Hiroshima causing it to be hit by Two Nukes."
I hate that you made me chuckle
can’t stop coming back here. it’s so fun to point out the little things you’ve learned more in depth just to realize this one video could explain it all way quicker. such a classic and always a favorite
I take a pilgrimage to this video every month and i won't stop until i can quote it all
Alt title: how to learn everything without learning anything
Yeah
@Autumn Dye but better
@@stinky6510 and funny
@Autumn Dye And speed running history
@Autumn Dye and useful
Don't pay attention for five seconds and you miss three eras
Ikr???
Lol they should show us this in class
72*
Thanks i had to read ur comment u made me missing it
@@jamieelmore1 lol oof
I wish someone made a comprehensive playlist with videos going in depth about everything mentioned in this video. I just watched a movie length video about the cambrian explosion which made me think of how every 5 seconds in this video probably has some long educational video on KRplus.
MashaAllah this gave me chills. I really love how the choir starts as macroscopic life appears
* whispers *
*it makes cars go*
america: 👁👄👁
America: *sweating* ( •- • )
😂
ಠ ___ಠ
👁 👁
👄
You mean 👀
“Whoops. Half of Europe just died”
*O H W E L L*
Whoops. Half of the world just died.
School systems: *GRADES*
Deku!
No one cares
I’m Cool no one cares about what? You or your stupid attitude?
@@Slycooper-zj7gd no one cares???? There's a virus that already infected way too many people and you don't care???
WHAT IF: over simplified and bill wurtz come together and teach our SCHOOL HISTORY CLASS
agree
10:11
"but the Northeners or 'Norse' if you don't have much time" always makes me chuckle!
When your world history test is in 20 minutes and you haven’t studied.
littleferrhis Then After u have 34 seconds To Panic and realize none of it taught u what u learn in school because school goes way to in-depth about everything...
how i feel with APWH..
_"Bcz, that the way, I like to live my life... And I feel like everything's gonna be fine."_
I made a 98 page presentation about the history of the world with this video as a base
Got an A :)
“Woops half of Europe just died”
-Rat
"Woops 400k+ people just died"
-Bat
“I’m going to starve myself in public”
-Mahatma Gandhi
@@jonathanbanks2374 lmfao
@@jonathanbanks2374 lol
@@pixelcat29 wow that works
“Hey can I reply here?”
*NO!*
“why?”
*THE INTERNET’S A PILE OF GARBAAAGE!* 🎶🎶
“oh okay”
17:45 this aged well
cant wait for the thing inventor to drop in 4 years
I agree
Spoiler Alert: It's AI!
i love coming back here as i learn more history and going "hey i know that!!"
same
sounds like it should be a jingle
Same it's great
I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THIS
Same lol. I'm watching the video and I'm like hey I learned this in school lol
Today I learned that nobody was ever in Canada and it probably doesn’t exist other then being a big chunk of land
At least there is a beaver
@@marcinnowak3888 LMAO
I take offensive to that statement
@@Sonicboy0700 sorry but the video has deemed it so. Not once does this man mention Canada or even draw a line to it
Oh my god you’re right he never mentioned it
this video has singlehandedly saved me from failing history for the past two years. if i hadnt watched this when i was a kid i'd have zero idea what we're learning about
Looking forward for part 2 in the next couple centuries!
History class: *takes an hour and a half to learn something*
Bill Wurtz: pathetic
This is *_underrated!!.!!!!_*
@@rosepetunia1829 this got 118 million views?
@@henrylistanowsky9976 they meant the comment.
@@candlaze_ still got 330 likes thats more than most comments
yeah in history we spend an hour and a half learning about very specific useless information, but this man gave us a knowledgeable lesson on everything that has ever happened in the universe in under 20. minutes
teacher: why isnt the sun killing us
me: *raises hand*
teacher: go ahead tim
me: blanket.
Lol
I'm taking back the blanket cuz y'all couldn't behave
@@ozzni1 please don't ill be cold
@@ozzni1 yeah wtf man we will be cold
@@ozzni1 yeah dude itll be cold
9:05 The mayans have figured out the *⭐️STARS⭐️*
More info about Ghandi: he got bullied in South Africa out of a train (they still needed to think about it)
He himself had to think about sleeping naked next to little girls to see.if he could control his urges.... And this man is celebrated
this man made all of this and put NO MIDROLL ADS, HE DIDNT EVEN WANT A LOT IF MONEY FROM THIS VIDEO AND IT TOOK HIM LIKE 2 YEARS
THE M A D L A D
my guy he legit got 94 million views. that’s almost 94 thousand dollars
@@eljeffy yeah but he couldve added midroll ads, probably getting him more,
Gneurshk
The maddest of all the lads
decidueye721 it would be a lot more like a million dollars
"The soviet union decides to relax a little and accidentally falls apart."
Story of my life
Same.
I feel u
Saaaaaaame
truu
@ISP's Deodorant yes
Ludwig said this is the greatest KRplus video of all time. He’s right
After many times watching this video, I spotted one mistake. At 14:24 it is said that Louis XIV got his head cut off during the french revolution, this is however not true(as I am sure someone already pointed out). Louis XIV, also known as The Sun King, died in 1715 as an absolute monarch. Louis XVI is the king that the video is referring to.
"A guy who's popular and arrested and killed for being popular which makes him more popular" Best description ever
you could make a religion out of this!
Ethan Lee *no, don’t*
I like how you guys are only using lines from the video
@Rem Sama let's do a crusade
Rem Sama come oooon, I know want to do it!
"They found greenland and iceland and named them accordingly"
was the best
You can make a religion out of thi-
*No, Don't.*
I agree
prankd
Agreed.
6 words the sun is deadly lazer
“weapon select: boat, plane, extinction ball” 💀💀💀
This taught me more than my school history teacher covering this exact topic
“Europe hasn’t had a war since the last war”
Well, yes that is how that works
"Well that just sounds like no war but extra steps"
hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor
thatsthejoke
Ye-yes, that's how war works
Cause the next war was 'world war'. The title of 'world war' implies there hasn't been a war involving numerous countries before.
The amount of times this man said that China is back together and China is broken in the same sentence is absurd
was annoyed at him saying the Qin dynasty was Confucianism though. Literally *the* example of Legalism put in practice
Almost as absurd as the amount of times china got back together and broke again
Why is important the mantion of this family in colossas video about the whole history. 12:54
@@user-iz6if2gp8y That's the Habsburg family. For a few centuries they were extremely important for the balance of power in Europe. At some point various branches of the family owned Spain, Portugal, Switzerland, the Netherlands, Germany, Austria, Hungary, and Italy. Also parts of France. The rest of Europe felt threatened by them (for good reason, of course), and this led to various wars.
On this level of detail the Habsburgs didn't have to be included, but it made sense as it's something a lot of people learned a lot about in school.
@@johaquila oh excelent stuff thanks
Bro made a video about everything and simplified it for our pea brains
this video is probably on the golden record being carried on the voyager
It’s glitching
“Germany’s back, featuring Hitler; the angry mustache model.”
"And he's mad at the Jews for existing".
"Japan is finally conquering the East. And they're so excited, they rape Nanking way too hard; they should probably just deny it."
*angry germans have entered the chat* jk
No don't
@@harrisonofcolorado8886 but he is actually jaw blooded. So this is why he killed youreselt.
History Teachers: Exuse me, may you go a little bit slower?
Bill Wurtz: *I AM SPEED*
Pavel Linares wurtz*
Bill Wurtz is my name speed's my game.
@@griffin3198 | thx for letting me know
Pavel Linares Also excuse*
I am flash he said
I come back to this piece of art work every year at least once
Me too
This be more simplified than Oversimplified videos-
"The sun is a deadly lazer"
"And the dinosaur are gone"
My brain : And the dinosaurs argon.
Meanwhile,in the Ordovician Period... A star is a deadly laser! And Flat Landing went boom!
@@starguy8809 And the dinosaur's argon
Africa.
@@monodium8832 wtf
“Can’t go over there without buying a boat” shows plane
airSHIP
Ye
We can make a religion out of this!
do you understand funny?
@@arbitrario3845 do you?
I just visited my mother but I couldn’t stay because of stuff.
Then I started to cry hard. Really hard. Then I turn to this video
This video then helped me calm down.
Thank you very much for existing
Exactly the same for me. My dad visited me. I left. I cried. The world's a mess.
I’m so sorry :-( ❤
I have a theory this is a school project, when he submitted this video he became the teacher can never told us.
When the world needed him most, he vanished...
He’s working on “history of the entire universe, I guess”
tru
100 years later he’ll return, right....right?????
He’ll come back he’s just working on a new video
Its a video about quarantine, probably
“Sike, they only get angrier” is the best description
Say Sike right now
Singu1arity Games Say joe right now
"SIKE" *THAT'S THE WRONG NUMBER*
@@gospelidols1114 *OHHHH*
speedm222 but Palestinians are right to be angry, imagine 70% of the population being told by foreign powers that they have to concede 65% of their land to only 30% of the population(which most of them only immigrated in the last few decades before 1948). It makes no sense. Nobody gives a fuck that their ancestors lived their thousands of years ago, it’s like saying America should give North America back to the native Americans.
19:15 is honestly starting to seem like a realistic timeline and I don’t know how to feel about that
Well he definitely predicted AI, though I'm pretty sure it was known to be in the works back in 2016
@@blackwaterwolfwe were talking about generative AI since Turing in the 1950's, and were pretty close since 2015
Like 4 years ago I saw this and became so obsessed I have the entire thing memorised
Someone: "Hey Bill what's your favorite time period in history?"
Bill: "yes"
yes
Im the 1K like.
M. Kantak Can you please tell me we’re this “Yes thing is coming from?”
@@MrZeek-ce7nj I don't personally know but my first time hearing this "Yes" thing is when I heard a your mom joke
Y e s .
teacher: you can’t learn the history of the entire world in 20 minutes..
me:
he's right you have to do it in 19 minutes 25 seconds
Hello im Donald trump i started world war 3
Joseph joestar altern i know i read the news
The Sage ASSUMPTION OF GENDER?
i like trains
10:35 feels so out of place, I love it
This is "We Didn't Start the Fire" for our generation
*whispers*
they never got ethiopia
_they never got thailand_
*_it makes cars go_*
@@kwyite I love the US's eyes when he says that
@@he6agonzxdv467 that expression is truly beautiful
coughcoughitalycoughcough
I remember when I first got to know about this video... at the time I didn't speak English at all. Then I promised to myself I'd learn it just so I could watch this masterpiece. Here I am a few years later. Every minute of this journey was worth it.
I see so many people are trying to capitalize on this videos title style, yet fail to capture the actualy style and essence of this absolute classic.
"6:00 you can make a religion out of this"
"6:34 you can make a religion out of this"
"7:52 you can make a religion out of this"
"9:35 you can make a religion out of this”
“14:30 you can make a reli- no don't"
*How bout I do anyway?*
@@joshual.7900 gen z be like
@@lilac_reed I am Gen Z actually
explon plez
@@sandeepchaudhary1239 Basically Robespierre got real spicy with controlling the whole revolution and shit and made a full on religion about himself, called the "Cult of the Supreme Being", everyone was like "Wth no" and cut his head off after shooting him.
everybody making memes in the comments but nobody is talking *about how this video hit 100 million views*
Wait till you see the comments now 😂
We can make a religion out of this
I was litteraly thinking about thar
That’s why i’m watching it lol
Ikr
This is truely one of the top ten videos on KRplus, bill wurtz is the funniest guy I have ever known. Truely magnificent.
Before Human History
(BYA = Billion years ago)
(MYA = Million years ago)
(KYA = Thousand years ago)
0:01 Introduction to Planet Earth 🌎
*History of the Universe*
0:12 Before Big Bang 13.9 or 26.9 BYA
0:20 Before Space and Time 13.8 or 26.8 BYA
0:36 Quantum Fluctuations 13.75 or 26.75 BYA
0:46 Big Bang 13.7 or 26.7 BYA
0:50 Universe
0:52 Quarks
0:54 Space and Time
0:58 Gravity
1:00 Dark Matter
1:05 Protons and Neutrons
1:09 Electrons
1:12 *H O T*
1:14 Hydrogen and Helium Nucleus 10 Mins Later
1:19 Hydrogen and Helium atoms 380 KYL
1:21 Hydrogen and Helium gas
1:29 Formation of Stars 510 MYL
1:32 Elements
1:33 Supernova
1:37 Elements x2
1:39 Nebula
1:43 Supernova x2
1:44 Nebula x2
1:45 Formation of the Sol System 4.650
1:49 Formation of the Outer Planets in the Sol System:
Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune
*History of the Earth*
Precambrian SuperEon 4.543 BYA to 541 MYA
Hadean Eon 4.543 to 4 BYA
1:51 Earth
1:52 Earth-Theia Collision 4.5 BYA
1:53 Formation of the Moon 4.5 BYA
1:59 Late Heavy Bombardment 4.1 to 3.8 BYA
2:01 Water appears on Earth 4.3 to 3.8 BYA
2:05 Earth enters its cooling stage 4.4 BYA
2:08 Water starts raining on the Earth’s surface 3.8 BYA
Archean Eon 4 to 2.5 BYA
2:10 Earth becomes an ocean world 4 to 3 BYA
2:12 Land appears on Earth 3.3 BYA
2:15 Life appears on Earth 4.3 to 3.5 BYA
2:22 L.U.C.A. appears on Earth 4.3 to 3.5 BYA
2:23 Primordial Soup 4 to 3.7 BYA
More coming soon
2:29 Asexual Reproduction
2:31 D.N.A.
2:36 Cells use the Sun’s rays as energy/food called as photosynthesis/Cyanobacteria appears on Earth 3.5 to 3.2 BYA
Proterozoic Eon 2.5 BYA to 541 MYA
(Fun Fact: The Proterozoic Eon was the longest eon on Earth.)
2:45 The Great Oxidation Event/1st Mass Extinction Event happens 2.1 BYA
2:47 Sturtian Glaciation 710 to 660 MYA
2:49 Marinoan Glaciation 640 to 635 MYA
Phanerozoic Eon 541 MYA to Now
Paleozoic Era 541 to 251.902 MYA
2:50 Cambrian Period 541 to 485.4 MYA
2:51 Cambrian life
2:55 Cambrian Explosion 541 MYA
3:00 Ozone Layer 600 MYA
Ordovician Period 485.4 to 443.8 MYA
3:08 Plants appear on land 460 MYA
3:16 Bugs/Insects appear on land 480 to 385 MYA
Silurian Period 443.8 to 419.2 MYA
3:18 Animals appear on land 420 MYA
Devonian Period 419.2 to 358.9 MYA
3:23 first Hard Shelled Eggs appear 200 MYA
Carboniferous Period 358.9 to 298.9 MYA
3:39 Permian Period 298.9 to 251.902 MYA
3:42 The Great Dying Event/3rd Mass Extinction Event 251.902 MYA
Mesozoic Era 251.902 to 66 MYA
3:44 Triassic Period 251.902 to 201.4 MYA
3:46 Dinosaurs evolved 250 to 200 MYA
Jurassic Period 201.4 to 145 MYA
3:49 Cretaceous Period 145 to 66 MYA
3:52 K-Pg/Chicxulub Meteorite Impact/5th Mass Extinction Event 66 MYA
Cenozoic Era 66 MYA to Now
3:56 Paleogene Period 66 to 23.03 MYA
Neogene Period 23.03 to 2.6 MYA
4:00 Quaternary Period 2.6 to Now
*History of Man*
Prehistory
Stone Age
3.3 MYA to 3300 B.C.
Pleistocene Epoch 2.6 MYA to 11.7 KYA
4:02 Australopithecus > Homo Habilis > Homo Erectus
4:06 Invention of stone tools 2.6 MYA
4:09 Invention of fire 500 to 200 KYA
4:10 Invention of talking 1.75 MYA to 70 KYA
4:14 Homo Sapiens 300 KYA
4:15 Homo Sapiens arrive in the Old World 130 to 54 KYA
4:18 Homo Sapiens arrive in the New World 130 to 14 KYA
4:21 Holocene Epoch 11.7 KYA to Now
Before Christ
10,000 B.C.
4:23 Early humans are Hunter Gatherers
4:26 Agriculture
4:30 Social Hierarchy
4:34 Farming
5000 B.C.
4:36 Metal tools
4:39 Ancient Mesopotamia
4:44 Foundation of Mesopotamia Society
5:04 River Valleys
5:06 Taming of the Horse
3300 B.C.
Ancient History
Bronze Age
5:09 Introduction to Bronze
5:14 Tin
5:15 Tinland?
5:18 Ancient Egyptian Society
2000 B.C.
5:21 Wheels on Horses
5:25 Ancient China Society
5:27 Indus River Valley Civilization
5:29 Norte Chico
5:32 Societies in the Middle East
1600 B.C.
Time traveler
The most memorable line.
*THE SUN IS DEADLY LAZER*
Earth: _Put a blanket on me_
Also: We can make a religion out of this!
Not any more, there's a blanket!
“Who are those out there in the lazer?”
“Those are the Tamil kings. No one lazers the Tamil kings.”
yes queen
Bill Wurtz: *"THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER"*
The Internet: "We can make a religion out of this"
*”Not anymore, there’s a blanket”*
That’s how every it gets
I wish I could be as grossly incandescent
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this is prob the best youtube video in the history of youtube
Why did I learn more from this than I have from the big box of people they call school that I went to for like ten years of my life? THIS IS AWESOME AND STILL REMAINS AWESOME TO THIS DAY
'"Let's save the planet!" Said everyone not knowing how.'
Love him or hate him, he's spitting fax.
Dont fry your brain again Denki!
no printer, just *faxs*
The world will be fine, it is people, and the other life on Earth that is screwed, and besides we know how to save it, there are just too many people unconvinced that the world is worth the effort to save.
"Use metal straws" they said
Why denki this isn't the place I would expect to see you....but then again I can see you watching this
“The sun is a deadly lazer”
3 years later
“HERE COMES THE SUN”
loln't
Oh shit the sun is coming RUN RUN OH SHIT RUUUUUU-
Oop
I never thought of it like that ._.
The sun has arrived.
this is the best video ive ever seen
Came back to rewatch and the third time is when I realize this is extraordinarily well written and put together. Thank you for this bill, genuinely
World: *exists*
Bill: _You can make a meme out of this_
no dont
no
yes I agree
I’m the creator of this meme
We can make religion out of this.