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- ๊ฒ์์ผ 2021. 01. 11.
- I trolled my new minecraft friend with a Fake Speedrun...
๐ MY NEW MERCH!
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FRIEND WE TROLLED! (go sub)
@pinkyjack
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this is every "fake speedruns be like" video in one LMAO
LMAO
Yea lol
Lol that thumbnail
LMAO that thumbnail
E
that thumbnail has me laughing too hard
LMAOOO
Me too Quiff!
Lol
Poor Pinky, Quiff trolled him too
LMAOOOO xD
Lmao
4:36 Bionic: I like ya cut g
Iron Golem: *high pitched screaming*
Yes
res
Bro you just posted cringe
@@ccrins629 cap
Lol๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
I was calm, everything was normal then just choked when Bionic approached the netherite block blacksmith
Did you start dying
Yes
I actually thought it was real (if its not real im stupid)
For now let's just imagine how Bonc will look with no eye brow. LOL
omfg bonc hearted ur comment
3M?
dude its bonc
Iam trying to
I want him to wax his arm
Me when i see the title:
Time to see more bullying ang trolling
:D i got a heart thanks baldonic
Lol
I'm ur 96th liker lol
โEnd portal Templeโ
i love how at the end he cheated him self some cobble
Yea lmfao
Lol
I literally can't stop staring at bonc's hairline.
LOL
Oooooooo, I got a heart
butter dog
WHA-
I mean he does look like a smooth egg
Bonc : *Posts*
Everyone : *Goes straight to the comments*
true af
Yes
B O N C
Bionic*
@@joenest7769 bonc*
Bionic: has best sword in the game
Also Bionic: proceeds to use a stone axe to kill bald man
That hurt my brain so much
I think that he saves it for later
Bionic: it is like a 1/1000 chance for that to spawn
Me with 5 full odd shinies in gen 3: Pathetic
(For people who did not get the joke it is a 1/8192 to find shinies in any game before X and Y)
I like when he trolled his friend
What happend to fox man sneaky
I like when he breathed
@SHOOTER GAMER ok
@@cookiejuan1238 same
@LISA GAMING REUPLOAD stop begging
Wtf KRplus is drunk again 1 views and 265 likes
omg itโs a glitch
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@Mikey Edits stop it bot
I can't stop watching boncs bald head it's doby sasy son.
Yes
2:32 *insert Dream speedrun music here*
yes
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Pinky
Get trolled
Pinky is one Of my favorite fortnite KRplusrs
Pinky
Lmao fortnite kid
Did you you canโt breathe when you smile?
Jk, just wanted to make you smile ๐
if it is true then i want to smile my whole life
@SHOOTER GAMER stfu
Did you you????
You cant fool someone that already been fool 100 times
@AVERY and MASON same
If u ever feel dumb, remember how bionic killed the golem with a stone axe when he had a netherite sword
That moment hurts my brain
@@dusty2611 ikr
@@drippedoutdark1334 yeah
stone axe does more damage than netherite sword on java.
@@IronIsKing damage is same it's just netherite sword is quicker and can deal easierccrits therefore its better
This is the only thing keeping me sane during quarantine ( even tho this content is insane )
Lol (but I hope you are out of quarantine soon :> )
Bionic: i trolled my friend
Ah yes, the floor is made out of floor
Lol ๐
@SHOOTER GAMER you donโt deserve your 2k
Lol๐
@@theoddtrashcan7104 How Rude
Pov: you tock my brain away๐
โRoses are redโ
โViolets are blueโ
โAs long as Bionic suffersโ
โHe gets a viewโ
Bonc never suffers
STOP BOT
@@edithjuarez9823 bot?
Wdym he never suffers his friends r the one whos gettings trolled
@Wrongboy Animations Lol
This is the โFastest speedrunโ
Yes itโs totally
Totally not *cheating*
TOTALLY NOT
Ya totally not cheating
@@lucasjobin2707 bruh it's a joke ๐คก
5:44 he couldโve ended it all
I pray anyone that sees this is successful in life!
u get a sub from me
Nice u too
Got a sub from me
and u got a sub from me
Bot
_The sharp end of the pickaxe looks like Bionic's hairline....._ ๐ญ๐
LMAOOOOO
LMAOOOOO
@@tangplayz6700 copycat lol
@@saeko130 I get it because ur pfp is a cat
@@saeko130 copycat lol
My cat that I have know all my life is being put down and your making me laugh so keep on doing what u do
Iโve had that too, but with my dog so ik how u feel mate
Bionic: plays for a lot of years and still canโt speedbridge
Me:can speedbridge in 5 months
Idea when you reach 3 mil: dye your hair blue
Yolo no Lets make him do a tattoo at 3M
HECK YEA
@Bionic
What hair dummy ๐
What hair
8:19 i like how when he went to the end and had no blocks a stack of cobble stone just appeared and just started building over
I thought this was real and I was like, โthat has to be really rare.โ LMAOOO
LOL
Lollll
LOL
I feel bad for Pinky. First, Bionic trolled him, and then Doni trolled him again. I still find it funny somehow.
Yuppppp
When I saw that netherite in the village I thought it was real then I remembered the title I was like: ๐ญ
SAAMMMMEEEEEE!
me to
SAMEE
Same
Hello guys! :D I hope you have a nice day and stay safe, God bless you!
Stop spamming the same thing
@@NoDripSlowly Wdym? I only comment it once a video and I am just a nice person trying to make people's day better. Hope you understand, stay safe, and have a nice day.
He's gonna shave his eyebrows until he has no hair left
Lol
1Milliin subs till 3millin sub for bionic
Hi
4:48 bionic literally tossed the obsidian like โnopeโ XD
Day 7: asking bionic to get gongingang mehoy not tattooed on his arm for 3 million
Yes that is needed
Stonks
I love how other youtubers do celebrations and giveaways for reaching a mile stone...
THEN YOU HAVE
Bionic: ๐ค hmmmm what to shave next?
I hope he doesn't shave his eyebrows.
the balls
Lol you want him to livestream that๐
Legend has it bionic is still in the end and you should subscribe to free him
โYou can go like inside of meโ
- Bionic, 2021
Only ogโs remember when bionic used to play fortnite
Thank goodness I'm not an OG.
Yeah
Yeah we still remember
glad that dogshit is off of the app store
@@GT350_R facts bro
I love how Iโm in school and still early
@SHOOTER GAMER stfu bot
@SHOOTER GAMER shut your mouth
when you said you noob friend I thought it was quiff.
lol
"So who's you favorite actor?"
Me:
This is one of the first times Iโve actually laughed so hard at a video :D
Yea the kiss lol
I fear no thing.. but that thumbnail... It scares me
he has a beard...
beard...
bionic...
BEARDONIC
i was today years old when i learned people could see through others eyes in vanilla
When your so early you donโt know what to say: ๐
My mom told me that if I got 5k subs by the end of the year she'll get me a new moniter! I needed that ๐ช๐๐
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Probbaly 99.9% of people wont see this but god blees you ( I am not a bot idk how to proove ) Btw I am a small youtuebr looking for a little help would mean a lot if you helped me reach my dream of 1k subscribers!!
I know right? Like legit 1 minute after post
@@yohyper7112 bot
@@idsplayz8407 bot
Imagine if pinky streams speedrun and then realises that there is nothing related to this in villages
Bald
onic
1:27 bionic : how many obsidian do you need
me : 10
him:10
bionic: no its actually 9
me: what!!!
when i heard "rare portal ruin" i was like: SHUT YO BUBBLE GUM DUM DUM-
JonahTheClown bruh everyone says that
oscar level acting๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐
I died laughing ๐๐คฃ๐
You are my favorite bald KRplusr not kidding
Not just my favorite bald KRplusr but my favorite KRplusr in general
Thanks for the heart that made my day
Bionic: We still have to find the lava source.
Me: There is lava in da cave... -_-
Bionic: NOOOOO I MESSED IT UP!
Me: Does it matter??? ๐
Wow can we just give props to pinky finally playing something that isn't fortnite
KRplus: 1 comment
Me: press f to doubt
@SHOOTER GAMER Whats your name of Chanel
I saw the netherite blacksmith, and said
โNa, thatโs cap,โ
I never laughed so much in my life
Did that man just give himself a stack of cobble? XD
Yea Nevada WIDNENER i think pinky give himself stack of cobblestone
Or is Bionis give himself a stack of cobblestone
Bionic ur content is one of a kind
Yeah!
4:49
Baldonic: If you don't get the bucket then you fill this human being and you need to commit life-off, no cap.
Pinky: Wait, what?
โ like like a big kiss ? โ ๐ญ๐ญ
Why do I feel like bionic does so many manhunt / speed runs now or is it just me?
Bionic: shows how he trolled his noob friends
Me:whats the problem?
He doesn't know nether right armor
Nether right?? Lmfao you mean Netheright aqua Bevin 7
@@AYTWICE Netheright Lmfao you mean Netherite SpeEdo Speed
When I'm sad or sick I take my daily dose of bonc-tonic
Me: *shows this vid to my lil bro that just started minecraft and he plays on 1.0.0*
Him: I donโt wanna play with you anymore. *drops Minecraft 1.0.0 *
Pinky: โ๐๐๐๐๐โ
Bionic: โok Iโm fine with that๐โ
I came in 21 seconds by the power of gonginga
Probbaly 99.9% of people wont see this but god blees you ( I am not a bot idk how to proove ) Btw I am a small youtuebr looking for a little help would mean a lot if you helped me reach my dream of 1k subscribers!!
LMAO
I love that baldonic is so chill, he is the ice cream that cools me down when I am mad, and that is why i subbed with baldonic notifications and liked with goongangangan
Lol i remember the first time i played minecraft. I though redstone powder on the ground was blood, and my friend:
1. thought a dolphin was a shark
2. scared of baby slimes
3. attacked a wolf thinking it would give meat lol
Good times
i love you said ''bro you got trolled part"i laughed so much
21 seconds ago! Nice! Keep up the good work Baldonic.
Probbaly 99.9% of people wont see this but god blees you ( I am not a bot idk how to proove ) Btw I am a small youtuebr looking for a little help would mean a lot if you helped me reach my dream of 1k subscribers!!
Alternate title: Bionic insulting Pinky's Minecraft knowledge for 13 minutes and 52 seconds.
Did bionic start the new channel yet?
I love the way Bionic uses a stone axe to kill the iron golem not the netherite sword.
87% of people speedrunning be like:
Thumbnail be like: A person who doesnt even play minecraft LOOKED at my speedrun and said it was real!
My biggest flex being the fastest in my school
Bionics biggest flex:Using diamond blocks to build a portal
Bionic: This video is super rare Pinky
can i have that seed ;D
12462257
Claim your โhere within an hourโ ticket here..
No
This โ newโ *friend* isnโt new probably
the day you uploaded this was my birthday! :)
Im sick today, so this really made my day.
At the first bit, the netherite blacksmith actually got me
Speddrun 69 moment
Yes i spelled it wrong on porpose
Besides the bots you are first
@@nomLuL cool i guess
Me: *literally thought that the netherright blacksmht was real cuz it looks like it is*
Me also: *remembers the title*
Me: oh sh-
(sorry for spelling)
Constructing Nether portal with diamond blocks? That's what I call PRO STRAT.
"trolling mode speedrun world record" xD
CHANGE UR YT NAME TO โBALDONIC
He will have to get verified again if he does
Tiger Yu He can just change it
@@justanormalrobloxuser7932 I know he can, but he will lose the verified badge until he applies again
Bionic: Hes such a noob haha
"how many obsidian do you need to craft a portal"
Him: 10
Bionic: no its actually 9
me: bruh
Fun fact: its actually 10 lol
You need 12 to make a portal
fun fact: you don't need the corner obsidian blocks *B R U H*
@@change862 does anyone actually waste obsidian on the corners?? it looks better but still kinda a waste lol.
@@yes-tq2dh true lol
When i saw the viliger house rare thingy i was like OMG REALLY LET ME GO TO MY COMPUTER AND PLAY MINE CRAFT and then the laugh wow
Omg he's so good his eyebrows grew and his hair got shorter
yeah
Pro tip:the dragon will come down faster when you break all the crystals
feels like when i told my sister i could craft obsidian from dirt when she started playing mcpe
I didnโt think this was gonna be this weird of a seed
bro i swear my guy about to be bald every where shave eyebrows next ?
LMAOOOOO I CANT STOP LAUGHING SOOOOO HARD XDDDDDD
Bald bionic popping up with the videos
Imagine getting heart from bionic