Brewstew - New Neighbor
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- 게시일 2020. 06. 04.
- And so a legend was born
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End Music by Mark Jay
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Every Nintendo game known to man:
*“Oj’s Great Escape”*
The first mission is “find the pieces to the gun you’ll use to contemplate suicide in your white bronco”
"Tonya Harding's Skate Or Die"
Supermarket Shelby
420 likes heh
ray fusion supermarket sweep
Story: *Has Michael's stepdad*
End of story: TEN ACROSS THE *A S S*
True
Wow thanks for the spoiler lol
Woahh
Alright
Maybe it’s the simple animation.
Maybe it’s the way he doesn’t clickbait his stuff.
Or maybe it’s the way he just gets to the point of the story immediately.
Whatever it is this guys one of the best animators... ever.
It's been 2 years, but no one replied
so I have to speak for us and say:
Agreeable
Same this post is dead on and agreeable
Or maybe it's Maybelline
And his titles aren't sensationalised, or whatever it's called
bro better than saga and odonesout
2:16 this dial tone joke is severely underrated and my favorite joke in the video
Michael: the origin story
Coming soon to a theatre near you
Yeetus that cheetus
Che Yo Micheal’s mom should have said yeetus fetus
Michael: The origin story
Now, it’s personal
YeetoCheeto 42069 yeet
I’m paying my life savings to watch that movie
“Micheal had a stick in a shape of a gun,that was his favorite” -Brewstew
Stfu
"Bang bang, Boom boom, *AK sound effects*"
@@charlieking688 bruh why are you so mad?
Same
Vorzo y r u mad
Everyone, I can confirm that all Tj's are cool as hell
Thanks bro 👍
@@TJ-cd2st anytime, Me
@@TJ-cd2st 😭
What about ppl named "JJ" LOL
What abaut all the people named aj
I love how Michaels step dad's first priority is making sure the lady knew he wasn't related to the idiot who broke her window.
YOU MEAN HIS NOT HER
It wasn't a lady...
I love how Micheal’s stepdad always has a beer bottle in his hand in every video
And how Michael always ends up getting ten across the ass.
The prob copy pastes the characters
He’s an alcoholic
Well it is the "true" stepdad form
🧢
tyler: you have to be cool as hell if you're name is just a couple of letters
me: AW SICK! I'M COOL!
Hi TJ, I’m TJ
Yo, can I come over and play nintendo??
I’m MJ
Even if Michael doesn't sound like the best person ever, you guys were probably one of the best things ever to Michael...who knows what happened with Michael when no one was there
You could be cool too Brew
Just go by Ty instead of Tyler
Then you'll ALSO only be a couple of letters
Ok
No
you realize he isn’t brew right that’s brewer. he’s tyler
Michael is litterally the definition of: The neighbors kid.
No, he's the neighbor's neighbor's kid
FRRRR
I can vouch for that
@@Mikey-ym6ok holy shit is that you
:O
This is the origin story we needed.
Yessir
But did not deserve
Fredrick the Catfish eg
Marvel should hire him on the spot to write every origin movie from now on.
Now we need one on what happened to him
I love how Tyler tries to dance around the issue only for him to go right out and say it
“Hey my name is Micheal, do you guys wanna play with me? I got this broken squirt gun we can play with. No my step-dad sold it so he can buy more nadie light.”
“You have to be cool as hell if your name is just a couple of letters”
- Brewstew 2020
my names 0 aint even a fucking letter im cool as shit
My name is 8008135
I'm gonna name my son 'O'. The less the letters, the better the cheddar.
My name is tony but nickname ton
My name is Y33T
Michael: *does something*
*This enraged his Step dad who punished him severly*
Michael - OverSimplified (Part 1)
Vivek Venugopal lmaooo
That’s an oversimplified reference
Lol
Only the most intelligent people get that reference
Michael?
“Beeeeeeeeeeeeep, beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep“
😂🤣
"Woah woah woah wait a minute. First off a*shole that's not my son that's my step-son. Second off those squirrels are f*cking not wrestling. And third of Michael get in here, you're getting ten across the a*s."
Can I assain Micheal
Why do you abuse Michael and why do you always sell his shit if you want beer and cigarettes than get a better job how did you even got married to Michael mother and how did you get away from abusing him you dick!
@@spudgamer6761 LMAOOOOOOOOOO
3:19 - 3:28
*takes an RC Cola from the fridge* Yes you work 40 hours a week at home depot to feed the whole goddamn neighborhood
Michael is that camp counselor who snaps your DS in half because you shouldn’t have brought it to camp
I love that Samonella reference
Wait i think his name was Aran
lol
That’s not a camp counselor. That’s satan.
wth its trup @0@
This guys childhood was like king of the hill but with 9 year olds
True
True
True
krplus.net/bidio/p7hlaGKnaWSnaXI
Real Dog Gamer 123 ok and?
"You have to be cool as hell if your name is just a couple of letters"
Me, named AJ: *smiles knowing I'm now cooler than Michael*
Imagine Michael actually watches Brews videos and laughs and then the laugh slowly turns into shamefull crying
Good to know
You’d think Micheal or any kid he’s hung out with tried contacting him for seeing his videos by now. But Tyler has yet to mention it in a story.
Like George Mcfly laughing at Honeymooners
The classic “Alright” makes everyone’s day
True af mood
Alright alright alright
Sooooo true
Allllllllright
Where is the heart :(
Michael has one braincell bouncing around his skull like a Windows screensaver.
Incredibly original
Naw it's like the DVD logo
Anthony Sura it’s like windows xp, doesn’t work anymore
when it hits the corner, he experiences a Thought.
Anthony Sura I... don’t know what to say about this insult. It’s rare. Can someone please put this on r/rareinsults? Lol. Good one!
IM NOT AN IDIOT AND THOSE SQUIRRELS WERE WRESTLING 🐿🐿
Are you sure michael? I don’t think so and just because you think that if a person breaths your air you can get typhus and also your a dirty little bastard
@@graygaming404 ass you mean
@Bryant Flores I didn’t ask you tho so stfu😂
@@graygaming404 what? Your wired g
Are you the real micheal
I'm a simple man I hear "alright" and I smile
The last time I was this early, Michael still had his green shirt.
Dang your an og
@@yeahthissaysalotaboutthezj2246 thanks, champ. This is one of the best channels imo.
i died when he said michaels brain wwas like a dial tone
if you would like to make a call please hang up and try again... definitely brought back childhood memories. Lol
Let’s not take Micheal for granted, Brewstew wouldn’t have all these great stories if it wasn’t for for him.
"Holy hell! Michael,
you throw like a goddame girl!"
Brewstew: Alright....some of you know I used to live next to a kid named Michael.
Also Brewstew: And here's a bunch of more reasons why Michael's an Idiot and I hate Michael
Haha 😂
Michael's the best haha
L̸o̸l̸
I guess we know who created “Evolved Fights” Michael thought sex was wrestling 😂
Lol im michael tell tyler rudolph he has a gay phone
WTF
No it’s not his real name is Tyler Rudolph
I'm waiting for someone to misunderstand the joke
@@Aiko400R Zachary
Vanilla ice posters
Avdol and iggy: *Vietnam flashbacks*
0:27 “OJ’s Great Escape” and “Skate Or Die” 😂😂😂
Brewstew: "you have to be cool as hell if you're name is only a couple of letters"
The kid with no letters in their name: 😎
Freaking Elon Musk’s child is the coolest kid following that logic with a fucking name nobody can pronounce (also if this is offensive to anyone sorry. I know people get mad because of this idk why)
I guess "uwuwewewe onhetwewewe ughewughmen osas" is nit cool then 😅
The kid named “ “: ohhhh yeahhh
AppleJuiceAddict you’re adorable
So it that just wildcard kid where you can just call him anything?
At least Michael's step-dad was willing to clarify the situation.
?
XD
Dude what is that PFP
that is the absolute worst pfp you can use
@@postaldude4923what about mine?
3:02
oh shit its a tornado
Michaels life describes how our parents describe what it was like in their day,
“Back when I was your age, we played with rocks and hurt our selves for fun.” - my mom
When he runs out of stories, it will be a sad day.
Hell just have to go outside and make more
Blake Mamba yup
Ron f#ing Swanson
krplus.net/bidio/p7hlaGKnaWSnaXI
Nice name
I would like to hear Micheles side of all these story’s 😂
I think he’s dead
Just a Door what THE heck
wth*
@@David-vr4bx I mean, Michael was a dirty little bastard, it wouldn't be surprising, going bankrupt over luxury tax ass.
Deadass fr
You know For once Michel’s step dad handled that situation pretty well.
Yes
As soon as it said Michel had a ring tone going in his head my phone started buffering
There's nothing cooler than a lack of letters in your name-AJ
Javier and Debbie the Batman and robin of making pizzas
A wise man once said,
"Alright."
a wise man told me "nothing happens by accident"
A wise man once told me
"So guys we did it, we reached a quater of a million subscribers"
The dial tone was hilarious 😂😂😂
3:24 those squirrels are insane
Me having a boring day:
Tyler: "Alright"
Me: c:
I like these videos about the stupid stuff he did as a kid. Also, Michael is still in 12B.
Edit: Wow 118 likes, usually a guy with the intelligence of Michael would advertise his channel.
HEY GUYS GO SUBSCRIBE TO ME!
Michael, get off my computer before I throw your Scotty Pippin jersey at you again!
Is this AI learning at its best?
you know michael
Michael has one braincell bouncing around his skull like a Windows screensaver
Anthony Sura you get a like for that and you are off the fbi watch list
I feel like the reason Michael was weird is because of his stepdad
3:00 RaNdOm CaR sOuNdS
David: What the hell did you hit Michael? A god damn spaceship?
Me: 😂🤣
I just lost it when dial tones come over and michael just pauses
It makes me happy
Can we get a brewstew t-shirt that says “Alright”?
I would buy this, and proudly shake anyone's hand who catches it.
They do sell one
Alright
Vanoss has one
and another one saying "youre getting ten across the ass"
2:01 funniest line ever
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...Good history about Michael, his stepdad a trip, buying the glasses because of him...
2:36
“The squirrels were f***ing”
You serious!!!!!!
No shit Sherlock
Yo man we have the same pfp bt different color
What do you mean with 'f***king' i think you try to say fucking
@@akatsukigang7967 exactly how did this nigga not see it like we all saw it Brewstew even pointed it like tf
Such a tragic day when TJ moved out and Tyler ended up meeting Michael
But then se souldnt have heard those stupid ass things michael did
“Damn it Michael, You’re getting 10 across the ass”
MAKE IT 20
0:27 Tonya Harding's Skate or Die, OJ's Great Escape. 😂😂😂
I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe at the dial tone.
LMAO!
Me ether
Anyone see the Nintendo game that said “OJ’s great escape”
I was more curious about Tonya Harding: Skate or Die
hes had that texture for years
if you go to octopie, you'll see Artie's Odds and Ends. find the gaming episode, and you'll see the 2 games there.
Supermarket Sweep and Tonya Harding’s skate or die
Yea
I’m so glad there’s so much content to watch
Brewster you have to immediately put a patent on your "Dial Tone Idea"!!!! That is totally hilarious!!!! And please use it again and again as part of Mike's character just like his Scottie Pippen Jersey!!! Lol!!!!!
Poor dude, it must have sucked to be on his shoes with a stepdad like that I feel bad for him
cant take u seriously with that profile pic
dont feel bad, he was a jerk
I kinda feel bad for him too. He might have been a jerk but it was cause of his up bringing. I hope he has a good life these days.
He had a paint roller tho
Michael has never come across as a jerk just a kid who doesn't know any better.
Jesus Christ Brewstew. You’ve made God knows how many videos and you haven’t told us about TJ? Smh
Ikr
Brestew
@@totallytim1 ?
@@lennycampos1771 ?
@@churbis6986 ?
XD when Brew was talking about the squirrels had me weak.
The "10 across the ass" part was so f'ing funny
3 constants in life
the universe is expanding
death is slowly consuming everything
micheal’s paint roller is referenced
Not sure why, but the image of the broken window and the big ass censored bar at 2:50 is so funny to me...
Fav thing about the Channel “god damn Michel your getting 10 across the ass!”
OJ's Great Escape 🤣🤣
The squirrels wasn't wrestling, Michael got ten across the ass, lol.
Still can’t sit down to this day
I once asked Tyler on Twitter if despite all the antagonism he ever enjoyed hanging out with Michael?
His response: He has his moments. Not many, but there were a few.
Wow
Yup that makes sense
The dial tone killed me 🤣🤣
Just started watching these, love them, gonna throw this out there, as a kid we always had “the floor is lava” and always tore shit up.
Being subbed to brewstew is a never ending roller coaster of forgetting about his existence and getting super excited when he uploads.
*Anyone reading this, I do half good CSGO montages, check them out. If you're bored enough to watch this, you're ready for my content! Enjoy!!*
So true
Yeah ive been subbed for a while and he never gets older or younger with his storys
Really 😭
True
Ha true
Michael: *breathes*
Michael’s stepdad: “YOUR GETTING 10 ACROSS THE ASS, SHIT MAKE IT 20!”
You’re*
Hahah
@@professerdonk1245 shut the fuck up
@@jaxxzgamer5142 woah man calm down
Shit make it 90
Man, My mom played a shit ton of NES, Every day when she got home from school she played Mario, Zelda, And a shit ton of other games, She still has it to this day! Shit is amazing.
"you're getting 10 across the ass" 😂😂😂
Idk why but the Minecraft door sound effect made me laugh for some reason.
Boy, Micheal was quite the character. He always will throw as a girl though
Hello David
Lol
His dad is probably like right now Michel get you ass in the house or your getting 10 across the ass
Hi david 🤣
Sup David
Michael: *takes a breath*
his step dad: ANGERY
Go get a dictionary for ur spelling
I have seen every brew stew like 3 or 4 times! Need more!
"Origin Stories suck"
Brewstew: hold my Pokemon Stadium
Its Pokémon in 3D for Christ’s sake
when ever Brewstew uploads it's like a christmas present
ok boomer
IKR it is
Ikr
Ikr
Ikr
If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and call again 🤣🤣😂😂😂
“You better not break a window out there, or you’re gonna get it across the ass!”
No one:
Absolutely no one:
The Comment Section: Alright
You're no better bruh
Alright
Alright
Brewstew: *posts a video*
Me:
“Ah yes, peace has been restored”
yessir
"Humanity restored"
Forgot one...
Tyler: alright, so I was [insert scenario here] and michael got 10 across the ass.
This channel is with relatable nostalgic ,while also being so darn funny.
Thanks for making my work day fly by
Brewstew please do a special and call “Michael” and all your old neighborhood buddies and put them on a Zoom or something. Ask them questions about their life now and their views on the videos! Please that would be video by far!
I love that idea! It’d be awesome! Especially if TJ somehow appeared on the Zoom chat.
He said beffore that he dosent know where michael is now so idk
That would be a awsome idea
Did you just suggest zoom what crack are you smoking
THMC Sauce what happened with zoom
Plot twist: Micheal is actually Brewstews best friend.
name is Tyler
Thats true
My god there both dirty little bastards
Plot twist :brewstew is micheal
GrantR he said in an older video he hadn’t talked to michael since the first grade
The dial tone made me audibly laugh
This truly is one of the best videos in terms of comedy
Every episode
“MICHEAL YOURE GETTING TEN ACROSS THE...”
I’m starting to believe that Michael only had that one Scotty Pippen Jersey
No, older Michael depictions are a green shirt.
Ex: Dog Drama
In a couple videos before he used to wear a green shirt
Hello kids who remember when my F.S always wear a green shirt?
"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and dial again." I died!
"The less letters, the cooler name"
That's why why the Jon didn't have h in his name
Arma 3 bushittery videos for life!
“Tylandasuaresrex Jr” he must be really lame then