Brewstew - Father's Day

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  • 게시일 2020. 06. 18.
  • I have a few words for 'Just got on the boat' Jerry
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  • @Michael.1990
    @Michael.1990 3 년 전 +10815

    My stepdad spent his Father’s Day drinking beer

  • @shanecunningham305
    @shanecunningham305 3 년 전 +783

    “Waves an unopened bottle of coke over the cup like a magic wand”

    • @avinakiss21
      @avinakiss21 3 년 전 +3

      Here's your number nine

    • @menormal7349
      @menormal7349 3 년 전 +10

      The emoji killed the vibe

    • @dxjxc91
      @dxjxc91 3 년 전 +7

      Cocktail recipe noted.

    • @skullraider5484
      @skullraider5484 3 년 전 +5

      All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ

    • @mcdonalds3524
      @mcdonalds3524 3 년 전 +3

      Here is your number nine number six and your number 45 with a large soda have a good day sir

  • @gonecrazy143
    @gonecrazy143 3 년 전 +1396

    “Drunker than 10 step dads put together” it just occurred to me that may have been a crack at Michael’s step dad lol

  • @ShaanJeer
    @ShaanJeer 3 년 전 +1571

    Tyler's kids: dad can u tell me a bedtime story
    Tyler: sure wanna hear about my dumbass friend Michael
    Tyler's kids: wha-
    Tyler: alright

  • @bojan8978
    @bojan8978 3 년 전 +7138

    Father's Day isn't right around the corner.
    *It's in pissing distance.*

  • @luket4185
    @luket4185 3 년 전 +373

    When he says " Father's Day is around the corner" instead of "In pissing distance"

  • @EpikGoat
    @EpikGoat 3 년 전 +220

    This was posted 7 months ago. Jesus Christ I hate time.

  • @jessattwoodhirsch2409
    @jessattwoodhirsch2409 3 년 전 +79

    I don’t think I have ever cried from laughing before, but this had me weeping!! Omg I needed this, thank you. Perfection

  • @Giant_CR
    @Giant_CR 3 년 전 +440

    Mother’s Day: cool homemade gifts
    Father’s Day: beer

  • @srduce
    @srduce 3 년 전 +823

    *”their bathroom looked like a homicide scene”*
    It didn’t look like it
    it was a homicide scene
    *the sink was the victim*

  • @wraithburntheleader7497

    Dude your videos have gotten me through some tough times and also prevented a few fights between my folks that love you when I say oo Brewster has another one out. So, in honor of this next beer, cheers to you Tyler.

  • @katjaniemela7273
    @katjaniemela7273 3 년 전 +166

    I laughed so hard I actually cried. Like, a lot. Funniest shit I've ever seen.

  • @viperkits6656
    @viperkits6656 3 년 전 +676

    Is he dead? “I’m drunker than 10 step dads put together”
    Edit: TYSM for the likes :)

  • @dxjxc91
    @dxjxc91 3 년 전 +779

    "Were you so drunk you accidentally pissed yourself?"
    "No, no. I was so drunk I pissed on myself on purpose."

  • @SeanMacadelic
    @SeanMacadelic 2 년 전 +45

    That “expressing your passion and getting paid to do it” being seen as “unemployed” is way too real

  • @Unchartedvlogs
    @Unchartedvlogs 3 년 전 +16

    3:43 “just fuckin uploaded”😂😂

  • @questionable8591
    @questionable8591 3 년 전 +1742

    The dad doesn’t need to put coke in his cocktails. It’s just for the “extra pizzazz”

  • @eurobtcwby
    @eurobtcwby 3 년 전 +257

    He experienced that day through Michael's Stepdad's eyes.

  • @ButterBlaziken230
    @ButterBlaziken230 3 년 전 +14

    1:25 Michael’s Stepdad: *Are you challenging me?*

  • @maxyuan2114
    @maxyuan2114 3 년 전 +21

    I'm pretty sure there actually is a rum called "Sailor Jerry" 😂

    • @Krondelo
      @Krondelo 2 년 전 +3

      There is, it is pretty low quality and is like 90 proof too lol.

    • @samarrenvelexian9592
      @samarrenvelexian9592 년 전

      Yeah except it's a Hawaiian girl I think

    • @maxyuan2114
      @maxyuan2114 년 전

      @@samarrenvelexian9592 lol I just looked there is 😅 shes playing a ukulele..

  • @lancsdragon2619
    @lancsdragon2619 3 년 전 +3209

    Petition to get “just got on the boat Jerry” an actual brand of rum

  • @json379
    @json379 3 년 전 +745

    This guy already makes all of the jokes.
    Leave some jokes for us

  • @chasewills5122
    @chasewills5122 3 년 전 +170

    I died when he said “did someone slip him a roofie or what? Someone need to get his goofy ass out of here” 😂

  • @tdj1450
    @tdj1450 3 년 전 +26

    The Captain Morgan part got me, my grandpa loves Captain Morgans Long Island Iced tea, he then discovered Commanders which Walmart used to have, but then probably got sued or some shit. Anyways it’s like half the price and apparently better 😂

  • @evo610
    @evo610 3 년 전 +1481

    Best Father’s Day gift to Michaels dad is a corona lite

  • @teamfuryofficial2820
    @teamfuryofficial2820 3 년 전 +414

    “I was drunker than 10 step dads in 1” - Brewstew
    I know what’s gonna be on your grave

  • @SpiderlordGanta
    @SpiderlordGanta 년 전 +12

    The dad friends that’s super accurate “so what do you do for a living” “oh so your basicly unemployment”

  • @tiger5551
    @tiger5551 3 년 전 +1

    When you hear the word “alright” , you know it’s going to be a good day

  • @pontiacmaniac7772
    @pontiacmaniac7772 3 년 전 +282

    I took 9 shots of Whiskey one year and passed out in the bathtub.

    • @theangryaustralian7624
      @theangryaustralian7624 3 년 전 +9

      On father's day

    • @breat69
      @breat69 3 년 전 +6

      Haven't we all?

    • @pontiacmaniac7772
      @pontiacmaniac7772 3 년 전 +7

      the angry australian nah even worse, my mom’s birthday

    • @LadiesLoveSchmidt
      @LadiesLoveSchmidt 3 년 전 +4

      Once I had 10 glasses of this punch on Christmas. Contained 1500ml of vodka and 750ml of red wine. Also some other alcoholic beverages anyway I was fucked and passed out on the ground in my basement. Had to wake up the next day at 8:00AM to open stockings. I was barely awake groaning on the ground because I had a major headache. lol had a blast. my family still gives me shit about it even tho it happened two years ago.

    • @theangryaustralian7624
      @theangryaustralian7624 3 년 전

      @@pontiacmaniac7772 smooth brah smooth

  • @JulesJukes
    @JulesJukes 3 년 전 +191

    Father’s Day is still on hold in my family, we’re waiting for him to come back with the milk from 2012.

  • @Trayxxxx
    @Trayxxxx 년 전

    Happy Father's Day to all you cool dads out there.

  • @Attom85
    @Attom85 3 년 전 +9

    "just got on the boat jerry" 💀 💀💀💀

  • @sunflowersumo5676
    @sunflowersumo5676 3 년 전 +133

    Didn’t even have the brain power to at least pee OFF the bed

    • @frankxoxo8653
      @frankxoxo8653 3 년 전 +2

      Lmfao

    • @derkach7907
      @derkach7907 3 년 전 +3

      First I thought he was gonna do but then I realized he did not. Whyyy

    • @brandonseyfried1251
      @brandonseyfried1251 3 년 전 +1

      Surely I wouldn't do such a thing.....

    • @Linnnaeus
      @Linnnaeus 3 년 전 +1

      That would be worse tbh

    • @hungryhogg8550
      @hungryhogg8550 3 년 전 +2

      Its probably best that he pissed in his bed because if he had wood floors after who knows how many hours that would be one bad repair bill

  • @srt4x4
    @srt4x4 3 년 전 +830

    A lot of people can relate to this situation at one point in their life.

    • @nicholas104
      @nicholas104 3 년 전 +21

      What life have you been living?

    • @hysteria697
      @hysteria697 3 년 전 +19

      I was wasted two nights ago and a chunk of that night I don’t remember anything. Apparently I passed out on the hard wood floor and threw up all over the carpet next to me and on my white t-shirt. Then I proceeded to sit in the bathroom for a good 2 hours spewing random phrases like a lunatic for no reason. Needless to say, I woke up the next day feeling like garbage.

    • @Kromsmitesyou
      @Kromsmitesyou 3 년 전 +8

      @@nicholas104 a fun one, what are you some god damn quaker or something?

    • @frankxoxo8653
      @frankxoxo8653 3 년 전 +1

      @@Kromsmitesyou lol

    • @frankxoxo8653
      @frankxoxo8653 3 년 전

      I remember camping when I was 14 and I got all drunk and shit but luckily I didn't throw up or what ever the fuxk happens after it lmfaoo

  • @fabianwojciechowski9908

    I was laughing so hard I started crying my eyes out 😂😂

  • @jerkshop
    @jerkshop 3 년 전 +1

    To whoever made this, I had been looking for this kind of whatever this is my whole life. Thank you for making me not alone while waiting for my annulment result.

  • @lilgabbo2587
    @lilgabbo2587 3 년 전 +1821

    “Drunker than 10 stepdads in 1”
    Marvel was always the most ambitious crossover

  • @steeledoggos6998
    @steeledoggos6998 3 년 전 +129

    My favorite thing is just the “ALRIGHT”

  • @michaelmcgona6152
    @michaelmcgona6152 년 전 +1

    Happy Father's Day💙💙💙💙💙

  • @arnold8746
    @arnold8746 년 전

    It is amazing how much our lives align. Are you my long lost brother? Every story is damn near spot on with a story from my life.

  • @TracksideViews
    @TracksideViews 3 년 전 +131

    Happy Father’s Day to that little jerk in the Scottie Pippen jersey’s step dad!

    • @nathanthelibertarian1406
      @nathanthelibertarian1406 3 년 전 +2

      Oh you mean Michael

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 년 전 +1

      Don't let this distract you from the fact that I am the ugliest KRplusr worldwide. I also smell like 100 de*d orangutans and have two hot hot hot girlfriends as you can see on my highly stimulating channel. Greetings, dear nor

  • @thynotoriousone8275
    @thynotoriousone8275 3 년 전 +181

    The classic “Alright”. Makes everyone’s day

  • @PaulTheSkeptic
    @PaulTheSkeptic 3 년 전 +10

    The Admiral Nelson reference, just delicious. Sounds like one or two of my own father's days. But I've NEVER pissed on to my own bed before. Never once. I've pissed the bed drunk but dammit I was unconscious. I don't excessively drink cheap booze until blackout drunk half assed. Apparently, some people can't handle their liquor.

  • @charlesblockhead5493

    Happy father's day

  • @slayer_reworked0000
    @slayer_reworked0000 3 년 전 +237

    One time my dad was playing musical chairs with some kids and he pushed a six year old on the ground for the last chair.

    • @bootbilly3543
      @bootbilly3543 3 년 전 +8

      @mike.studio he needed that Vic Roy

    • @coffeebean4356
      @coffeebean4356 3 년 전 +25

      Your father is man who prioritizes correctly.

    • @RepTex77
      @RepTex77 3 년 전 +3

      I love “musically” chairs

    • @OzarkW1
      @OzarkW1 3 년 전 +2

      That's hilarious,

    • @DarkHeart2214
      @DarkHeart2214 3 년 전 +3

      As you do. Musical Chairs gets pretty intense.

  • @THECOMMUNISTCHANNEL
    @THECOMMUNISTCHANNEL 3 년 전 +297

    *This enraged his Father who punished him severly*

  • @TerryClarkAccordioncrazy

    You made me laugh so much. There's nothing on TV this funny.

  • @I_Am_Me_l
    @I_Am_Me_l 3 년 전 +3

    This man is gonna have so many stories to tell his grandchildren

  • @unstoppableapple8981
    @unstoppableapple8981 3 년 전 +121

    Kinda disappointed he said ‘right around the corner’ and not ‘in pissing distance’

  • @j.c.peixotodasilva9671
    @j.c.peixotodasilva9671 3 년 전 +2135

    Legitimately made me tear in laughter.
    "Did someone roofie him?"- Father who clearly has no shame and should be aware of his actions

  • @lucasblanton5203
    @lucasblanton5203 11 개월 전 +2

    2:08 I love the sound effects lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @glitchyboi3366
    @glitchyboi3366 3 년 전 +9

    When I was a baby, I wasn't drunk, but holy hell I acted more drunker than a whole universe of drunk Tylers. for example, on time, I peed not only my bed but my neighbor's driveway like an idiot, and never bothered to pull my pants back up because I was an idiot, and that's nothing compared to the attacks of drunk baby me

  • @deadopp962
    @deadopp962 3 년 전 +318

    Only ogs remember when Michael and his dad had a green shirt, Michael had a mom, and when Stevens little brother wore a blue shirt

  • @Grisht_
    @Grisht_ 3 년 전 +51

    You know today is good when you hear the holy words:
    “Alright”

  • @Theonlylazycatdog
    @Theonlylazycatdog 2 년 전 +1

    It’s 12:40 am June 20th happy Father’s Day

  • @youtubeisamazing7262
    @youtubeisamazing7262 3 년 전 +4

    This was the funniest thing I've ever watched

  • @barthalamuthetater174
    @barthalamuthetater174 3 년 전 +216

    Virgins: pee the bed
    Chads: pee on the bed

  • @alec2000
    @alec2000 3 년 전 +81

    When you hear that “alright”, you know you’re going to have a good time.

  • @sully676
    @sully676 3 년 전 +3

    i died at "just got on the boat jerry"

  • @batman_capybara
    @batman_capybara 년 전 +1

    Man these videos make my day

  • @jayit6851
    @jayit6851 3 년 전 +877

    The stories are starting to come around to the present. This is getting meta.

  • @shockz5618
    @shockz5618 3 년 전 +372

    Has he ever mentioned Michael's mom or did his step dad just kidnap him

  • @bigbadwolf0047
    @bigbadwolf0047 3 년 전 +1

    Best story ever 🤘🏻

  • @trevorbrown8663
    @trevorbrown8663 3 년 전

    Happy father's day bro

  • @edwardjones1045
    @edwardjones1045 3 년 전 +121

    "Oh, I see! So you're unemployed! That's pretty neat!"
    - Tyler's Dad's Friend, 2020

  • @carsoncitydigs
    @carsoncitydigs 3 년 전 +40

    whenever you hear “alright” you know its gonna be a good day

    • @Ejoo180
      @Ejoo180 3 년 전 +3

      Explains why alright is in every video.

    • @wigldaddy9786
      @wigldaddy9786 3 년 전

      comment is extremely unoriginal, but it’s true.

  • @clintgossett1879
    @clintgossett1879 3 년 전 +1

    This is the best thing I've seen in years.

  • @diego._plays72
    @diego._plays72 2 년 전 +1

    I'm dieing at "I'm drunker than 10 stepdads put together" 😂😂😂😂

  • @teleofunctionality9246
    @teleofunctionality9246 3 년 전 +175

    Fathers Day is a day for kids to brag about their dads in front of orphans

    • @somekid6273
      @somekid6273 3 년 전 +4

      r/cursedcomments

    • @Apollo-hi1jj
      @Apollo-hi1jj 3 년 전

      Some Kid bet

    • @stayso4py951
      @stayso4py951 3 년 전 +2

      Umm My dad is in jail haven’t seen him in like 13 years so he he I’m dead

    • @yee9222
      @yee9222 3 년 전

      @@stayso4py951 :0

    • @championawairaz46
      @championawairaz46 3 년 전 +2

      Everyone in instagram shows about their father and how much they love during fathers day while I'm here having a deceased father due to cancer since when I was 7 feels great right

  • @smltexts1266
    @smltexts1266 3 년 전 +97

    Brewstew is like the better version of diary of a wimpy kid.

  • @ImperialOfficerRhyd
    @ImperialOfficerRhyd 11 개월 전 +1

    These make my day

  • @gumboguitar6600
    @gumboguitar6600 3 년 전 +6

    Yay your on trending bud

    • @Htxselmo
      @Htxselmo 3 년 전

      Still have the ps2 we could play gta3 and run over hookers with a ice cream truck

    • @fartlord6482
      @fartlord6482 3 년 전

      Hi Tommy from brewstew

    • @gamerbbourogerfoxdominoes2299
      @gamerbbourogerfoxdominoes2299 3 년 전

      Je for this event and then it to be honest opinion of this information about inbox now the time 8

  • @ptm6097
    @ptm6097 3 년 전 +86

    Brewstew: "Alright"
    Me: *Smiles*

  • @humzahahmad2818
    @humzahahmad2818 3 년 전 +124

    I'm just trying to imagine that someone was already in the bathroom taking a crap when he walked in looking like he was just attacked by a pack of feral dogs

  • @potatodude5327
    @potatodude5327 3 년 전 +9

    3:07 Postal 2 In a Nutshell

  • @dmack9590
    @dmack9590 년 전 +1

    Happy Fathers Day Dad’s 🍻

  • @realpooter8808
    @realpooter8808 3 년 전 +240

    Still haven’t forgiven you

  • @thesaxmagician
    @thesaxmagician 3 년 전 +233

    I think the alcohol he was drinking is called “Sailor Jerry’s”.

    • @AlphaR1YT
      @AlphaR1YT 3 년 전 +3

      Just said the same

    • @DavidmeLee
      @DavidmeLee 3 년 전 +8

      nah sailor moon

    • @strokingoutloudpodcast
      @strokingoutloudpodcast 3 년 전 +4

      thesaxmagician sailor Jerry’s is fucking good. And stronger the Morgan’s

    • @BrandMalone24
      @BrandMalone24 3 년 전 +1

      @Joey Bobby one of the first blackout experiences I've ever had

    • @bridger5792
      @bridger5792 3 년 전 +2

      it was called jerry just got on the boat😅😅

  • @madozzy9658
    @madozzy9658 년 전 +4

    I've watched this video heaps of times and it never fails to make me laugh

  • @mikedawolf95
    @mikedawolf95 년 전 +1

    I don’t know why but I love how Tyler’s drunk face is 0_~

  • @BoltplaysYT
    @BoltplaysYT 3 년 전 +71

    "So what is it that you do for a living?"
    "Oh I make shitty cartoons about my life."
    Sounds about right😂

  • @BuzzinVideography
    @BuzzinVideography 3 년 전 +61

    Tyler, you’re the kind of guy that makes my life a little better every time you upload. Seriously. Thank you

  • @nicholascorbett4622

    I love everyone of these stories... This is 100.. my fav...

  • @Sc0rch91
    @Sc0rch91 9 개월 전 +1

    Since Father’s Day is tommorow, I will rewatch

  • @vuxono6517
    @vuxono6517 3 년 전 +52

    That’s just a normal day for Micheal’s dad

  • @piglin5404
    @piglin5404 3 년 전 +141

    Every time a holiday comes.
    Brewstew: “Since ____ is right around the corner.”
    Or, “Since ____ is in pissing distance.”

  • @femmyvr3290
    @femmyvr3290 9 개월 전 +1

    I laughed way too hard about "Just got on the boat Jerry" XD

  • @joshuataylor3515
    @joshuataylor3515 년 전 +18

    These videos just come to show that you don’t need all this high tech softwares to make a funny and hilarious video.😂😂😂

  • @crippledduckling2629
    @crippledduckling2629 3 년 전 +52

    *"sO yOuR eNeMpLoYeD, tHaTs NeAt"*

  • @bigsmoke4758
    @bigsmoke4758 3 년 전 +33

    “ I’m drunker than 10 stepdads put together”

  • @bryceandhank2943
    @bryceandhank2943 3 년 전 +1

    I have been watching for 1 year and this was my first vid I watched

  • @goblastnoise
    @goblastnoise 3 년 전 +1

    This is the greatest KRplus video ever!

  • @beachballssideaccount
    @beachballssideaccount 3 년 전 +37

    On the Drunk-o-Meter, I'd say 'Stepdad Drunk' is about a 7.

  • @1jenab
    @1jenab 3 년 전 +152

    My dad celebrated Father’s Day by getting some milk. He hasn’t came back.

  • @audioneglekt
    @audioneglekt 3 년 전 +4

    I’m piss drunk and laughing my ass of off at this. My wife and kids think I’m just drunk and laughing with my headphones on.... thank you sir!

  • @lonewolf031
    @lonewolf031 2 년 전 +1

    I too got step-dad drunk on cheap rum, but it was when I was in the army lol!

  • @losjotosdenorte3465
    @losjotosdenorte3465 3 년 전 +8

    The alright just made my day

  • @kxmcha
    @kxmcha 3 년 전 +66

    I had completely forgotten about Father’s Day...

    • @lonely_ghost9857
      @lonely_ghost9857 3 년 전 +6

      I forgot alot of events that happened because of this quarantine. I literally thought it was the end of MARCH but it was the middle of MAY

    • @Jaiden1028
      @Jaiden1028 3 년 전

      yikes

    • @alonzocorrales3963
      @alonzocorrales3963 3 년 전 +2

      Its easy to forget since I've never had a father figure.

    • @kxmcha
      @kxmcha 3 년 전

      Alonzo Corrales Mine left me at 15 with nothing... I’m still in contact with him but we rarely talk.. he’s just enjoying his life ig not taking care of any children.. or providing for them anymore.. love that.

    • @kxmcha
      @kxmcha 3 년 전

      I make comments that are sometimes dumb I never knew my dad was a magician 😞

  • @Adrian-si1gz
    @Adrian-si1gz 년 전

    Perfect day to watch this

  • @Busy___
    @Busy___ 년 전 +4

    I love how his dad is mad even though he kept giving bigger-than-the-last cups of whiskey.

    • @rickyticky3350
      @rickyticky3350 년 전 +1

      I know. How mest up is that. He is the one that made him drunk lol 🤣