Brewstew - Health Class
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- 게시일 2019. 10. 25.
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“Chlamydia I choose you! Go!”
“Blehh”
😂
I died
blethaney
Tega X not funny
XD
💀
I literally started laughing so hard when he said that chlamydia sounded a little like a pokemon then there is just a green glob that said blogh
Same I lost it seeing that part 😂
dragonl0l CHLAMYDIA I CHOOSE YOU! GO!
Same
Boi
Bro it's so hilarious
2:33 I was expecting him to say “Bill Nye the science guy” or “Magic school bus”
I love those shows
I remember watching the miracle of life in 2020 for a class and my teacher didn’t tell us about the birthing part until 2 seconds before it happened. She’s still paying for my therapy
My parents exempted me from the sex ed part of the class. My parents gave me the talk separately. I saw everybody after class and they looked like they came back from nam. I didn't ask what they had seen and that was probably for the best 💀💀
Me: Man, I feel like shit today.
Brewstew: Alright.
Me: I stand corrected.
Mr Conroy46 😂
Mr Conroy46 good one
Alright
“My body’s changing what am I an animorph??!!”😂
Panis
@@melontron7734 Panis
P-A-N-I-S
@@deformissimia6935 panis
Panis panis panis panis panis panis
"Chlamydia I Choose You" I'm laughing so hard
“A fifth of scotch a day keeps your family away” 😂😂
"its kind of looks like a avocado split in half"
Brewstew: WHAT THE F*
SlivPlayzz ok Xbox avatar having ass
@@SSgtPayne-jv3qv what's wrong with having a xbox profile picture
lazyproeagle everything
Mr. Catz I’ve had this picture for 4 years so what tf are you talking about cat lookin ass
@@FT_PLAZER pussy is another word for cats
The best thing to hear is:
"Alright"
0:52 Beavis and Butthead reference?
Nobody:
Brewstew’s health teacher: “Panis”
I loved that "a fifth of scotch a day keeps your family away" throwback
I like I didn’t hit you the belt did
I don’t even know where it’s a throwback to. Maybe I’m not veteran enough.
5 scotch breakfast FTW
@@ecgameplayer no son of mine is going to have a five scotch breakfast
@@lucydavie7688 why not mom, is it any worse than your three x's drawn on a jug corn whiskey moonshine
“I hope the camera man has on a poncho”
- brew stew
Read this as soon as he said that.. 😂 😆
Yup, that’s what he said.
Hey kiddo
_bleh_
0:58 This ain't heath class, this is TF2 memes
I remember someone at lunch in 8th grade saying that we were traumatized by Health Class.
She DOES NOT KNOW how lucky we were to not have to watch that "Miracle of Life" video you described.
An animorphs refrence in 2019?!?! Im still looking for the last volume
Rachel dies, sorry
@@johannaweichsel3602 to soon
@@johannaweichsel3602
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyu!!
Amazon on DVD has it
Yeah and Brett gets HIV apparently
I got this strange hunch that Tyler doesn't like Lindsay Lohan.
Yeah I got the same feeling as well
collaboration4237 you too?
Must be your imagination
Don’t exaggerate to much.
Didn’t she try to kidnap Syrian refugees in London or sum
“Am i a fucking animorf”
I just can’t 😂🤣
Oh gosh, the only good memory of health class was me drinking a pepsi in the middle of a health class, because my teacher mentioned something about a movie.. we watched the movie the next day, and no it was not the miracle of life
I remembered that once they said the word “Penis” everyone died of laughing
*penis*
PANIS
vagine
CiscoWes bobs
Panis
“That was not ghost busters”😂😂😂😂😂😂
I died when he said that 😂
YTShaun1130 h
Ahahaha fortnite funnie
YTShaun1130 yt in your KRplus name 10/10 brilliance
Im not going to like, because the like count is on 420.
But it was a result of someone busting inside
When we watched the miracle of life in school my friend fell asleep at the start. He work up right when the camera was getting the close up. He was quite startled
Me after walking of of a movie theater in 2016.
3:36
“I hope the camera man wore a poncho” 😂
3:21
*BLECH*
I was showed this movie and yes I actually hope he was wearing one
Blethhanyyy
"Chlamydia, I choose you!"
"Bethany* 😷😖
I legit was about to comment that when this vid came out but I forgot ;.;
Fishing With Dom! ?
Fishing With Dom! Ah I get it
Bless you
420
Is anybody gonna talk about the shop called Baby-B-Gone at 1:56?
*ABORTION TIME*
I think that’s a reference to Season 4 episode 5 of South Park
Today we're talking about the PANIS
When we were in middle school we had to watch the Miracle of life. I remember one of my classmates yelling "It looks like chewbacca throwing up a blue Yoda!" The class broke into laughter. I will never forget that moment.
What the fuk
nearly choked my food
Wow that does sound hilarious
So lucky i didnt have to do this. They talked about drugs and alcohol until the last week. I still remember the last week...
r/rareinsults?
“The teacher takes a bunch of stds to the chalkboard”
Apollo Karma *taped*
@@herbert4031 stds?
That’s not one of your fond childhood memories?
@G3bz you?
Lols, Aaron Carter!
During the Miracle of Life video, when the baby’s head was coming out, my teacher started rewinding it saying if you didn’t want it, you could stick it right back in.
"Chlamydia I choose you go!" That had me in tears
brewstew: *uploads*
everyone: *liked that*
Hell yeah
Literally
Oh hell yeah I jumped on it the minute I saw it
*Never Disappoints.*
Black Falcon You mean FUCK yeah?
2 greatest things in the world to hear:
1)You can have the last slice
2) "Alright"
The Final Bell and graduated highschool
Alright uhhh alright alright are you ready? Alright
3) I’m not pregnant
Panis
4) I’m home alone
I always laugh at the lindsay lohan jokes, keep it up tyler!
The irony of health class, a class designed to prevent kids from smoking, causing kids to start smoking. That's the education system for you!
Teen tobacco use was down to under 20% by 2016. Now because of vaping, it’s up above 60%.
Brewster: Alright,
*SUICIDE RATE DROPS TO 0%*
Maybe that’s not the best comment idea.
When the kid said “ look a pee pee”!
* class hysterically laughing *
Lunch hour was right after health class, the day we watched "The Miracle of Life" there was a lot of left over food at lunch.
Good times, good times...
1:15 I died
1:37
"blegh" -clamydia 2019
SquattingSlav chlamydia*
Me: *:(*
Brewstew: alright..
Me: *:)*
*video ends*
Me: :(
😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
@꧁I draw And I’m Hollie꧂ • 1000 years ago don’t you wanna hear that sick ass “BREWSTEW.com” at the end
Why are you saying ( and)
my little sister, whos in the 5th grade, walked into the house yesterday singing "JUUUST AROND THE COOORNER" and that reminded me of when I had to watch that bs in 5th grade
0:22 yo that had me dying 😂😂
“Oh god, a yellowish discharge from the paynis!” Ah yes, piss.
Unless they’re referring to your splooge coming out (giggity) as a yellowish discharge.
@@811brian Giggity Giggity
@@811brian if that’s the case, then yeah, you should probably get that checked out
@@811brian PLEASE NEVER USE “SPLOOGE” SVER AGAIN. LMMAOQOSBWLF
@@johnsugar3241 WHO ELSE BUT QUAGMIRE!?!?
The word “Alright” is like anti depressants at this point
Edit:
Not to be like one of those people but like this is the most likes I’ve ever had
Watch this comment get like 1k likes.
😂😂😂😂😂
130 likes in 3 mins 🤣🤣
👌
I SAY IT SO MUCH NOW
P (tap) A (tap) N (tap) I (tap) S (tap) "PAINUS!" (tap)
Cracked me up! 😂🤣😂
Omfg i couldnt stop laughing when you were talking about the "miracle of life"!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🐐
I honestly would like to know what Lindsey Lohan did to hurt him 😂
he said being a selfish asshole
I do to and why he hates his uncle
Cause she's ugly
He hates her for *Existing*
Rain Avery existed
“Bleh”
-Chlamydia, 2019
Lyrical genius 😔🤚
He’s a,ways been a great artist. Can’t wait for his new albums “burning sensation” and “yellowish discharge.”
Reich der Toten I heard he’s gonna collab with AIDS
Can’t wait
my favorite pokemon
The little panis on the chalk board makes my day every time
brewstew NEVER fails to make me laugh
How to not get demonetized “panis”
But can swear and other channels can't
panis cupcake
I like panis I means pans
Ha, I have a panis
boom panis
Me: :(
"Alright"
Me: :)
Kye C alright
Alright
Alright
Alright
Kye C alright
I watched the Miracle of Life a few months ago in health class. I’ll be graduating Bangor High School next Sunday
We didn’t watch three miracle of life when I was in school. They made us watch this movie called “Look Who’s Talking”. That movie taught me everything I needed to know. 👍
I had the same teacher as Tyler in middle school.
He Straight up said it exactly like that.
“Payniss”
Cool
Oof
Maybe you went to school with him you never know
Lucky you want to school with him wow
Six Dix Tony dude me too
All I remember from health class was watching “fat sick and nearly dead” and “supersize me”
Spoonzy i wstched supersize me too and i almost threw up when they showed us when he threw up
Spoonzy ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS, ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS
big bottom girls you make the rockin world go round, i remember that was the intro and then the class started dying
Ima need a supersized casket because Im a fatass
"I just ate chicken parmesan for god's sake!"
“Yeah can I file a restraining order against your ***, I never wanna see that **** again”😂😂
3:07 I was literally eating chicken parmesan right when he said that😂😂😂
Oof
Who eats that when watching a video
@@clout7679 me apparently, you should know since the FBI is always watching
that would be funny but I just can’t frickn believe u
@@titanfalladdict9696 ikr
Me in health: yo, how do I get girls pregnant?
Teacher: I doubt you’ll ever need that info
I mean, he wasn’t wrong
TheAnnouncer had that exact same experience
They get bang bang by boys. Their penis goes into the girl's body, this is why I'm single for life..
"any questions"
"Yeah can I file a restraining order against your ass"
Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣. This really needs to be on comedy central 🤣
I bet brewstews first word was:
“Alright”
Florida Man alright
William Yeager alright
@@ace9602 alright
Glow Fox alright
Alright
brewstew: Alright, so tod-
All of us: which celebrity will he make fun of this time?
I am so glad I never had to watch the miracle of life movie in middle school
That's funny, they're still showing the miracle of life (I graduated in 2020). It was a required credit for the freshmen class.
We watched the Miracle of Life too. 😂 Crazy that they’re still showing an 80’s movie in the 2010’s. But I was drawing while the birth scene happened, so I never actually saw it. Very grateful though
I watched this movie in high school in my living environment class. I remembered how disturbed I felt when I saw the birth of the child happening
Brewstew; is born:
“Alright.”
Yes
No
“So today, I’ve been born...”
No he is Matthew McConaughey
An Avocado cut in half has to be the most apt description of a baby's head crowning 🤣
Man...the good ol miracle of life video...LOL I still tell my teeanage son about that film lol
I had to watch “The miracle of life” twice
F
I did it 3 fucking times once in high school, then in juvie and finally at vocational school all by a lady named Mrs. Candy. Yes that is her real last name.
Are you alright
@@Watcher413 what did you go to juvie for
Callum Kedward oh well I learned the hard way when another student decides to attack you after you say shit about their unknowingly dead mom you can’t take an eyeball. But yeah if you ever take an eye it cost a bit over $70k in hospital bills.
"Ah sick. I just ate chicken parmesan for lunch for Christ's sake! "
😄 dead
Oh my god. I had to watch the Miracle of Life 4 times in my school career. Once was right before lunch too.
I'd love book versions of these with little drawings on each page
Everyone with me now: *Its always a good day when Brewstew uploads*
Gezi5 it’s always a good day when Brewstew uploads
It’s always a good day when Brewstew uploads
It’s always a good day when Brewster uploads
It's always a good day when Brewstew uploads
So true
“Either give me more wine or leave me alone.”
― Rumi
@A O why did you have to bite 😂
My school showed us “The Miracle of Life”, and when it was done the teacher put the VHS in reverse. We saw the whole thing backwards.
everyone had to watch the miracle of life and ahhhh
just found out the girl i was talking to got back with her ex, that “Alright” in the beginning of your video is healing thank you brew
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@@dundermifflinregionalmanag5607 F
She wants the bigger d tho don't blame her!
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My health teacher took breaks in the middle of class to smoke cigarettes
My former friend's health teacher had the last name Hennessey and was arrested for smoking weed
Panis is actually the last name of a former Formula One driver Olivier Panis. His F1 career lasted from 1994 to 2004.
Not gonna lie, we had to watch that cursed movie in my health class, but as a son of a nurse and as I was taking a nursing assistant class at the time, I already had that lesson and I knew what was coming when I saw that TV. So instead of being shocked as all hell, I got to watch the horrified faces of everyone in my class instead of that movie.
As someone in school, I can say that yes, health class is still a thing for a semester
oh my gosh, i think i watched this movie in my science class, y'know, my *10th grade gifted science class* . its funny bc when the teacher asked "so, do you guys want to watch the movie?" literally everyone was like "oh HELL yas!" and my friend refered to the fetus being birthed as "forbidden crunch" and it was fantastic.
Same time and place I saw it. Not fun.
You do know that the gifted academy is where kids with parents who slid the school some cash go, right? I'm in regular school and I have good grammar. Put me in gifted if it's so great.
"OMG my my body's changing?? What am I, an anamorph?!"
Ha!
Brewstew had all my childhood favorites. like Toaster strudels. And i loved the movie Parent Trap.
That “alright” makes my day
It’s funny how they actually show an older version of Michael
Where's that son of a bitch
He’s a He, Tyler is a boy.
@@elijahfriedline9381 I don’t know what you mean
@@elijahfriedline9381 I know Tyler is a boy i’m talking about when Michael said step dad
NO NO STOP NO not the miracle of the life. The ending make everyone cry at the end and got ptsd
“That was not ghost busters” really got me cracking up
3:28 Uh yeah, can I file a restraining order against your a**? So I can never see this sh*t again?
Literally found this channel a couple weeks ago and it’s had me in stitches ever since 😂
how does bro remember all this stuff,its amazing
"I chose Chlamydia sounded like it could be a pokemon or some shet" " Chlamydia GO" llmmaaooo
“Chlamydia I choose you! Go!”
bleh
Joshua Jackson it took 7 months but you got the proper response
@@bread_the_god6737 patience is key
@micah and miles fun life lol
When you are so early, there’s no funny comments to look at
Impostor
Adolf Hitler nien
*stalin JOINED the chat*
Adolf Hitler so witch hitler killed the other hitler?
I am deadass speechless
i had to watch the miracle of life in class with no warning i was truly unprepared for what i saw
Vas Deferens transported me right back to fifth grade. 😂