100 Greatest One-Liners: Before The Kill

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    Film List (in order of appearance):
    Independence Day (1996)
    Predator (1987)
    Scarface (1983)
    They Live (1988)
    Dirty Harry (1971)
    Terminator (1984)
    Cobra (1986)
    Invasion U.S.A. (1985)
    Action Jackson (1988)
    True Grit (1969)
    Stargate (1994)
    Friday The 13th (2009)
    Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
    The Mummy Returns (2001)
    Team America: World Police (2004)
    Star Trek (2009)
    Evil Dead II (1987)
    Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987)
    Air Force One (1997)
    Commando (1985)
    Die Another Day (2002)
    Die Hard (1988)
    The Rock (1996)
    Leon: The Professional (1994)
    The Heat (2013)
    300 (2006)
    Die Hard 2 (1990)
    Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984)
    GoldenEye (1995)
    Moonraker (1979)
    Robocop (1987)
    Tremors (1990)
    Wolverine (2013)
    True Lies (1994)
    Casper (1995)
    Judge Dredd (1995)
    The Lion King (1994)
    The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring (2001)
    Wild Wild West (1999)
    The Matrix (1999)
    The Boondock Saints (1999)
    The Dark Knight (2008)
    Batman (1989)
    Batman Begins (2005)
    Superman/Batman: Apocalypse (2010)
    Death Wish 2 (1982)
    The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976)
    Stone Cold (1991)
    Army Of Darkness (1992)
    The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
    Big Game (2014)
    Con Air (1997)
    Die Hard 2 (1990)
    Dr. No (1962)
    The Dead Pool (1988)
    Equilibrium (2002)
    From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
    Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 2 (2011)
    Hot Fuzz (2007)
    Jaws (1975)
    Last Action Hero (1993)
    Live And Let Die (1973)
    Pulp Fiction (1994)
    RoboCop (1987)
    Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (2010)
    Scream (1996)
    Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
    Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
    Star Wars (1977)
    Terminator (1984)
    Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991)
    Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
    WALL-E (2008)
    The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King
    The Princess Bride (1987)
    Transformers (2007)
    Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
    Unforgiven (1992)
    Avengers: Age Of Ultron (2015)
    Blade (1998)
    Clear And Present Danger (1994)
    I Come In Peace (1990)
    X-Men (2000)
    Sudden Impact (1983)
    Eraser (1996)
    Heist (2001)
    Highlander (1986)
    Maximum Overdrive (1986)
    Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian (2009)
    The Condemned (2007)
    Child’s Play (1988)
    The Rookie (1990)
    The Running Man (1987)
    The Running Man (1987)
    The Running Man (1987)
    V For Vendetta (2006)
    The Thing (1982)
    The Outlaw Josey Wales (1986)
    The Karate Kid II (1986)
    Iron Man 3 (2013)
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  • @SOBEKCrocodileGod
    @SOBEKCrocodileGod 3 년 전 +3336

    “Don’t you wanna hear my last words?”
    “I just did.”

  • @NickkAtNyte
    @NickkAtNyte 3 년 전 +2871

    "Call an ambulance, call an ambulance! But not for me."

  • @samurbanke1937
    @samurbanke1937 11 개월 전 +1205

    "Long live the king" has to be one of the most iconic lines in movie history. The voice actor who sayed it did an incredible job.

  • @phirephenix1347
    @phirephenix1347 년 전 +1137

    7:18 “No sequel for you” is one of the best lines because of how plainly he says it, and also the fact that he points to the villain not surviving to see the next movie

    • @punitkadam4536
      @punitkadam4536 3 개월 전 +5

      This dialogue reminds me detective carter from bloopers of rush hour 2
      "Damn, he ain't gonna be in rush hour 3" 😂

    • @NexusSomnia
      @NexusSomnia 13 일 전

      With context, when he says that line he's breathing heavy because he's just been shot in the chest, and is essentially using all his strength to kill him.

  • @JuiceboxDesmond
    @JuiceboxDesmond 3 년 전 +16880

    Schwarzenegger had at least 10 more that weren't shown here. He's the king of one liners before the kill.

    • @CoolIHandIMatt
      @CoolIHandIMatt 3 년 전 +417

      Stick around

    • @Salem-1610
      @Salem-1610 3 년 전 +348

      Knock knock.

    • @joghnlogan2472
      @joghnlogan2472 3 년 전 +56

      Gladys Jaclyn soto.posted 1 video. a must see!!no one is ready for this!!

    • @steveendicott1855
      @steveendicott1855 3 년 전 +150

      To be...or not to be...EXPLOSION... not to be!! Lol

    • @dexternity
      @dexternity 3 년 전 +229

      "Let off some steam, Benett"
      Commando (The ultimate one-liner movie)

  • @JoseMat2953
    @JoseMat2953 2 년 전 +7096

    "We're friends to the end. Remember?"
    "This *IS* the end, friend."
    Most badass line coming from a little kid.

  • @phirephenix1347
    @phirephenix1347 년 전 +602

    4:35 Love how the Joker has the foresight to set up the pencil and brands it as a magic trick when he kills someone with it. I love the way he casually says “ta-da!”

    • @Knockoffedd4581
      @Knockoffedd4581 8 개월 전 +10

      Not the worse way he’s killed somebody

    • @aaronwillis1864
      @aaronwillis1864 4 개월 전 +2

      The Joker will ALWAYS the best villain ever!

    • @irafinkelstein423
      @irafinkelstein423 3 개월 전

      Not bad but Nicolsonis the best joker

    • @juancabardo21
      @juancabardo21 3 개월 전 +1

      i love the idea that he actually had a cool magic trick to show but just decided to slam a dude’s face into it instead when he approached

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 13 일 전

      “He killed 3 men with a fucking pencil!”

  • @StrifeAiray
    @StrifeAiray 년 전 +360

    4:36 I know this was a brutal kill, but Heath Ledger's performance in this scene was both awesome and funny to watch. Especially the "TADA!" part!

    • @Adam-oh3vu
      @Adam-oh3vu 년 전 +11

      only the Joker could make a brutal death into a joke lol

    • @thelonelywolf88
      @thelonelywolf88 년 전

      He learned from John Wick

    • @J5X7
      @J5X7 년 전

      Good line just a shame they used Ledger for Joker, he wasn't good let's be honest, like since when is Joker supposed to sound like Beavis and Butthead?

    • @matthewhummel1572
      @matthewhummel1572 9 개월 전 +2

      My favorite was when he goes “it’s.. it’s gooone!” Lol

    • @oliverbauschatz
      @oliverbauschatz 8 개월 전

      must be the best one here

  • @better-shotgun1686
    @better-shotgun1686 3 년 전 +3755

    “I got 57 goddamn rounds in this 4 round magazine” is truly the best

  • @staceylazzopina7308
    @staceylazzopina7308 4 년 전 +3438

    You forgot the best one:
    "Skadoosh."

  • @OR56
    @OR56 년 전 +111

    8:04 This one is my favorite. "Resistance is futile" is the Borg's catchphrase almost, so when Data says it before killing the Queen, that was my favorite part of the movie.

  • @CalifornianCuttlefish

    7:37 fun fact: the man in the purple shirt is Phil LaMarr, known for voicing Hermes Conrad on Futurama

    • @billysutherland5890
      @billysutherland5890 11 개월 전 +6

      And Samurai Jack

    • @user-io2oj3gv2m
      @user-io2oj3gv2m 7 개월 전 +2

      @@billysutherland5890 And Kotal Kahn and Geras in Mortal Kombat, and John Stewart in Justice League and Justice League Unlimited, and Static Shock, and Kit Fisto in Star Wars: The Clone Wars, and Osmosis Jones in Ozzy & Drix.

    • @NicholasVetter-sy8io
      @NicholasVetter-sy8io 7 개월 전

      Bite my fleshy tissue ass

  • @JL-uz9ky
    @JL-uz9ky 4 년 전 +2074

    "You are unbearabley naive" "well, i was born yesterday."
    10/10

  • @nielslauridsen2323
    @nielslauridsen2323 7 년 전 +4399

    "Don't you wanna hear my last words?"
    "I just did."

    • @SpeedyEric1
      @SpeedyEric1 7 년 전 +60

      In speaking of last words: "On behalf of the planet Earth, Happy 4th of July!"

    • @seabe2345
      @seabe2345 7 년 전 +2

      Niels Lauridsen a

    • @galeson782
      @galeson782 7 년 전 +9

      Niels Lauridsen Alien slightly better than predator what are you smoking

    • @calebchapman1753
      @calebchapman1753 7 년 전 +2

      nope

    • @neonclad2710
      @neonclad2710 7 년 전 +7

      That's my favorite one!

  • @zekomalouk575
    @zekomalouk575 8 개월 전 +96

    6:41
    "Welcome to Slavery."
    "No thanks, I already have a wife."
    fucking wonderful line.

  • @lukevanwyngaardt6584

    "Take a giant step for mankind." Easily one of Moore's best lines as Bond.

  • @andyngo6527
    @andyngo6527 4 년 전 +5184

    “Welcome to slavery!”
    “No thanks, I already have a wife.”
    savage

  • @orangeystudios2070
    @orangeystudios2070 3 년 전 +2502

    “Welcome to slavery”
    “No thanks, I already have a wife”
    His wife: *angery noises*

    • @thewolfoflight5780
      @thewolfoflight5780 3 년 전 +13

      He is right though

    • @authoritarianxenophobicmil5445
      @authoritarianxenophobicmil5445 3 년 전 +7

      It’s “Angry,” not “Angery.”

    • @nabilandrian5824
      @nabilandrian5824 3 년 전 +27

      @@authoritarianxenophobicmil5445 bro you got a hundred of people that is about to say r/wooosh

    • @authoritarianxenophobicmil5445
      @authoritarianxenophobicmil5445 3 년 전 +4

      @@nabilandrian5824 Isn’t r/woosh just mean that you didn’t get the joke? I get the joke, I was just correcting his spelling.

    • @creativeaaditya2436
      @creativeaaditya2436 3 년 전 +4

      @@authoritarianxenophobicmil5445 yeah it is but I guess the joke has something to do with the spelling of angry as angery? I mean I’m not sure.

  • @Johncena-rt4ol
    @Johncena-rt4ol 년 전 +32

    Army of Darkness- " Good...bad... I'm the guy with the gun..." one of the most classic movie lines ever

    • @svyatozar
      @svyatozar 26 일 전

      “I ain’t that good” is better

  • @noahperkins4716
    @noahperkins4716 년 전 +85

    My favorite before the kill line is when Bryan said “I believe you. But that’s not going to save you,” about halfway through Taken, in the scene where he hooked up the guy who kidnapped his daughter to a light bulb using jumper cables. I also liked when he said “It was personal to me” before shooting a guy in an elevator.

  • @robertw6894
    @robertw6894 4 년 전 +7864

    *"My father's last words: Dont son that gun is loaded!"*
    oof

    • @ameribop1326
      @ameribop1326 4 년 전 +511

      Roballium sometimes I think of my grandpas last words
      “Stop shaking the ladder!”

    • @thetragedythatismylife3874
      @thetragedythatismylife3874 4 년 전 +55

      Ameribop this is the funniest comment I’ve seen in a while

    • @saveuslayer
      @saveuslayer 4 년 전 +8

      Javier Mendoza si hay una historia detras de eso necesito saberla

    • @DodingDagaGaming
      @DodingDagaGaming 4 년 전 +6

      hahahah

    • @javiermendoza9607
      @javiermendoza9607 4 년 전 +3

      @@saveuslayer mi madre murio por culpa de mi padrastro y me dijo eso
      Y aun no lo hice

  • @frankyskull380
    @frankyskull380 4 년 전 +2551

    “I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum.And i’m all out of bubblegum.”
    Duke Nukem: It’s free real estate

  • @OMalacarn
    @OMalacarn 10 개월 전 +37

    "You shall not pass!" and "hasta la vista baby" always gives me goosebumps, every single time!

  • @JacobC479
    @JacobC479 7 개월 전 +9

    What’s amazing is Arnold wanted to say “I will be back” but James Cameron made him say “I’ll be back.” Arnold thought it was a mistake.

  • @2112fonzie
    @2112fonzie 4 년 전 +3577

    you forgot the most memorable one
    "don't try it" - Obi-Wan Kenobi

  • @V01t2
    @V01t2 3 년 전 +1680

    "I'm gonna make this pencil disappear.
    "Tada!"

    • @Rogue.Rainbow
      @Rogue.Rainbow 3 년 전 +37

      Ahhh and it’s gone.

    • @csar07.
      @csar07. 3 년 전 +2

      This could be taken one of two ways......

    • @joghnlogan2472
      @joghnlogan2472 3 년 전 +2

      Gladys Jaclyn soto posted 1 video. a must see!!no one is ready for this!!

    • @A_328FL
      @A_328FL 3 년 전 +3

      Procedes to speaking like a sane person

    • @russelljones.b6828
      @russelljones.b6828 3 년 전 +5

      "Let's wind the clocks back a year..., these cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did your balls drop off? You see a guy like me----"

  • @timothybrown760
    @timothybrown760 8 개월 전 +15

    The one line they should have added to this video is from Total Recall when Quaid yelled to Benny "SCREW YOU!!!", right before he pushed the hand miner's drill into driver's compartment!😏🤔

  • @ali.5481
    @ali.5481 10 개월 전 +20

    I remember another one from Batman: The Dark Knight, where Harvey is in the bar, and he was interrogating a guy (forgot his name) and the guy said "I swear I didn't know what they were gonna do to you!" Harvey spins a coin over the table and says "Thats funny, cuz I don't know whats gonna happen to you either." It lands on the scratched side and Harvey shoots him.

  • @whostolztacookie4440
    @whostolztacookie4440 2 년 전 +6259

    "You know, it's moments like these that remind me of my fathers last words."
    "Which were?"
    "DON'T SON, THAT GUN IS LOADED!"
    There's a degree of insanity behind this line that I love so much

  • @kuttapotta8947
    @kuttapotta8947 4 년 전 +1443

    "My father's last words: Don't son, that gun is loaded!"
    Dammmnnn

  • @millenialfalcon8243
    @millenialfalcon8243 8 개월 전 +18

    "I'm going to give ya to the count of ten. One... two... ten!"

  • @spaghettitime1124
    @spaghettitime1124 10 개월 전 +17

    Maybe it's because I have a soft spot for Live and Let Die, but the line "Who's funeral is it?" "Yours." goes so hard.

  • @ChubbyCoconut
    @ChubbyCoconut 5 년 전 +16443

    Well, "I am Iron Man" would now rank on this list.

    • @ChubbyCoconut
      @ChubbyCoconut 5 년 전 +222

      @Jack Liu yeah for sure, if the list was to ever be updated.

    • @playboy6548
      @playboy6548 5 년 전 +342

      Ok those are the new movies but where
      the fuck is
      Why So Serious???

    • @ChubbyCoconut
      @ChubbyCoconut 5 년 전 +67

      @@playboy6548 True, that should certainly be on this list.

    • @duartevilelas9688
      @duartevilelas9688 5 년 전 +9

      Oh, totally.

    • @victorm152
      @victorm152 5 년 전 +124

      "You said yourself, bitch...we're the Guardians of the Galaxy"

  • @dogol284
    @dogol284 3 년 전 +2669

    Note:
    Clint Eastwood and Arnold Schwarzenegger are kings of one liners

    • @obiwankenobi4863
      @obiwankenobi4863 3 년 전 +13

      Not Eastwood he was cool in the 80’s maybe but now he’s just crazy

    • @dogol284
      @dogol284 3 년 전 +95

      @@obiwankenobi4863 I very heavily disagree with what you’re saying

    • @nandamuriramesh
      @nandamuriramesh 3 년 전 +2

      they can do only oneliners

    • @royferguson3909
      @royferguson3909 3 년 전 +12

      ' my mule don't like jokes '
      poetry

    • @mSAV2K
      @mSAV2K 3 년 전 +5

      What about Sylvester stallone

  • @jayzer967
    @jayzer967 7 개월 전 +14

    "you didn't betray me... You betrayed yourself." 😔

  • @TheEmeraldMenOfficial
    @TheEmeraldMenOfficial 3 개월 전 +6

    I love how Montoya was performed. The actor had just lost his own father to cancer, and channelled his rage into his acting.

  • @ZaibatsuHeavyIndustries
    @ZaibatsuHeavyIndustries 5 년 전 +3617

    Nobody:
    Every kill in 80s movies:
    ADIOS MOTHERFU*KER

  • @namesaretuff
    @namesaretuff 2 년 전 +2803

    "Do we take prisoners?"
    "I don't"
    - Hevy, Star Wars TCW

    • @marvelcomicsnerd4196
      @marvelcomicsnerd4196 2 년 전 +67

      I love that episode. I'm sad Heavy died, though

    • @fabianschulz4195
      @fabianschulz4195 2 년 전 +42

      Saddest and most heroic death. Along with 99

    • @skywalker6587
      @skywalker6587 2 년 전 +23

      @@fabianschulz4195 and fives

    • @donaldtrumpscat2443
      @donaldtrumpscat2443 2 년 전 +5

      That one was what I was about to point out as well, actually better than most others

    • @HHPYE42
      @HHPYE42 2 년 전 +8

      Another reason tcw is one of the best Star Wars media

  • @Frosted777
    @Frosted777 9 개월 전 +9

    “Time to face destiny”
    “Time to face gravity” is easily my favourite

  • @bchearne
    @bchearne 6 개월 전 +3

    You earned the thumbs up from me. Including the Inigo Montoya line is just one example of the wide-ranging character of this video, and much appreciated by us olds

  • @elioh8254
    @elioh8254 4 년 전 +1780

    "Hello My Name Is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die"

    • @elioh8254
      @elioh8254 4 년 전 +7

      @@jakewilferd6093 oh he did? i never actually watched the movie princess bride xD

    • @elioh8254
      @elioh8254 4 년 전 +4

      @@jakewilferd6093 thanks for explaining because now i get it so thank you bro

    • @privaterizk4936
      @privaterizk4936 4 년 전 +3

      Why it's remind me of Dean Winchester

    • @Ocelopillitl
      @Ocelopillitl 4 년 전

      Iñigo.

    • @highluxpotato810
      @highluxpotato810 4 년 전 +5

      I fu**ing love princess bride. I’m surprised other people watch it. The first time i watched was when i was about 3 or 4. I’m turning 14 this year so it’s been a while since i first watched it.

  • @clarissagiles734
    @clarissagiles734 3 년 전 +1340

    7:18
    “No sequel for you”
    -Arnold Schwarzenegger
    King of the “One-Liners”

  • @PyramidRE
    @PyramidRE 7 개월 전 +3

    "I want my father back you son of a bitch." Is one of the best lines in cinematic history. (The princess bride)

  • @spornge
    @spornge 년 전 +8

    Yes Josey Wales still my favorite ever . What I love about that line is that Dan George is constantly telling him how to be a better gunfighter like he needs it and saying something cool is one of his tips.

  • @meorarifhaekal7248
    @meorarifhaekal7248 4 년 전 +1402

    Imagine hearing the last words before you die is ' GARBAGE DAY'

    • @ridescenceblitz3234
      @ridescenceblitz3234 4 년 전 +33

      Imagine if it was "Pew Pew b*tch!"

    • @firestorbucket
      @firestorbucket 4 년 전 +14

      Silent Night Deadly night 2 is known mostly for that scene, but the entire movie is so bad its worth watching just because.

    • @medexamtoolsdotcom
      @medexamtoolsdotcom 4 년 전 +2

      It wouldn't really matter, since all your memories are about to be deleted including the ones from the last few seconds.

    • @ridescenceblitz3234
      @ridescenceblitz3234 4 년 전 +2

      @@medexamtoolsdotcom But imagine tho

    • @mr.shadow5019
      @mr.shadow5019 4 년 전 +12

      Imagine if it was "pizza time"

  • @yourlocalasleeponioperativ4095

    4:37
    The Joker didn’t lie though, he did make the pencil disappear

    • @user-kx8pu6ys5i
      @user-kx8pu6ys5i 3 년 전 +7

      Nice

    • @grogu9906
      @grogu9906 3 년 전 +7

      How did he do it tho

    • @user-kt3jk1vq9o
      @user-kt3jk1vq9o 3 년 전 +6

      @@grogu9906 a baby Grogu is, must not he see such things. Master Skywalker, where is?

    • @grogu9906
      @grogu9906 3 년 전 +7

      Went to work, he did. Said something about count doofus , he did.
      *

    • @snacksizedsalami1278
      @snacksizedsalami1278 3 년 전 +11

      The secret is he hides the pencil in a little thing called the eyeball. The trick can hinder eyesight long term but I think he’s just faking the whole dead thing.

  • @NerfGunz35
    @NerfGunz35 9 개월 전 +9

    There was a good one from Gods of Egypt:
    “I spared you once.”
    “I won’t make that mistake.”

  • @chigbee169
    @chigbee169 8 개월 전 +8

    Can’t be a top 100 without Clint Eastwood

  • @colestamey7711
    @colestamey7711 2 년 전 +2186

    Arnold literally pins someone to a wall with a machete: “stick around”

    • @formdusktilldeath
      @formdusktilldeath 2 년 전 +49

      Predator, I believe.
      Or from Commando after he impales the bad guy with a pipe:
      "Blow off some steam, Bennet!"

    • @colestamey7711
      @colestamey7711 2 년 전 +8

      @@formdusktilldeath commando was so good. Predator will always be my favorite movie

    • @jlord5078
      @jlord5078 2 년 전 +12

      Both are in his videos for "after the kill"

    • @HalfLife-hq8eu
      @HalfLife-hq8eu 2 년 전 +3

      @@formdusktilldeath yes, it was from predator

    • @brs2379
      @brs2379 2 년 전 +2

      Arnold pins someone to a wall with a machete and the camera zooms in to a close up: “stick around”

  • @ahyes7717
    @ahyes7717 3 년 전 +2640

    "Long live the king"
    That one hits hard man, Hard.

    • @dayggo1302
      @dayggo1302 2 년 전 +14

      Ikr

    • @kyojurorengoku385
      @kyojurorengoku385 2 년 전 +21

      Mufasa 😥

    • @charmandyorton006
      @charmandyorton006 2 년 전 +28

      The most devastating scene in cinematic history

    • @ralph1095
      @ralph1095 2 년 전 +4

      That one Donnie has been yelling since he got fired off the APPRENTICE and he is STILL YELLING. Oh yeah that McConnell guy is his main cheerleader. POLITICS SUCKS just look at the players

    • @geraltnroach
      @geraltnroach 2 년 전 +8

      I skip that scene when i was a kid, it broke my heart.

  • @Kalos91
    @Kalos91 26 일 전 +2

    "Garbage day!" Has always cracked me up for some reason 😂

  • @davidshulimson9491

    Very entertaining. A couple more to add to the list:
    Darth Vader: "Apology accepted."
    Detective Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): "Diplomatic immunity revoked."

    • @Stuntcat-vv8cm
      @Stuntcat-vv8cm 9 개월 전

      apology accepted was after he killed him though

    • @davidshulimson9491
      @davidshulimson9491 9 개월 전 +1

      @@Stuntcat-vv8cm I realized that after I commented. I was hoping nobody would notice. "And I would have gotten away with it if not for you meddling kids!"

  • @notcaidensmith
    @notcaidensmith 4 년 전 +739

    “don’t son, that gun is loaded!” Is both funny and terrifying.

  • @Dalek-br6nu
    @Dalek-br6nu 2 년 전 +3247

    The most powerful one here is without a doubt Inigo's "I want my father back you son of a bitch". It's not just some sarcastic or cheesy one liner, there's raw emotion stored behind that line and it's delivery was flawless.

    • @joelcomer
      @joelcomer 2 년 전 +57

      I love that movie

    • @brianc3761
      @brianc3761 2 년 전 +37

      Agreed. What an incredible movie.

    • @HHPYE42
      @HHPYE42 2 년 전 +24

      One of my favorite movies ever.I felt him so much in that line

    • @djpunyer8762
      @djpunyer8762 2 년 전 +22

      It's not the most powerful one, but I do agree it's a great line. The reason I'm disagreeing with your statement is because the rest of the film is so campy/cheesy that it's hard to take it seriously. I don't really like it that much tbh. It needs a reboot, but only if they'll do it properly.
      Edit: I think the most powerful is without a doubt 4:13

    • @deusvult7211
      @deusvult7211 2 년 전 +39

      @@djpunyer8762 while that is true, the point of the movie was to be cheesy and corny. It was supposed to be a mock of love stories, if I remember correctly

  • @malafacha1623
    @malafacha1623 년 전 +11

    After all this years... no one is giving credit to They Live and Evil Dead. Easily one of the best one-liners I've ever seen.

  • @Fount_of_Faith
    @Fount_of_Faith 8 개월 전 +3

    I love how a majority of these are spoken by either Clint Eastwood or Arnold Schwarzenegger. 😂😂

  • @MartyMusic
    @MartyMusic 4 년 전 +7914

    you can't beat "I'll be back"

  • @r520jr8
    @r520jr8 3 년 전 +971

    "One Liners Before the Kill"
    Batman: I won't kill you

  • @rowanvincent5762
    @rowanvincent5762 8 개월 전 +3

    There's something so chilling about 'I want my father back you son of a bitch'. Princess Bride is a fantastic movie.

  • @dubiehouser
    @dubiehouser 년 전 +3

    I thoroughly enjoyed all 12:56 of this video. Well done sir!

  • @xavierearnst6245
    @xavierearnst6245 3 년 전 +3756

    0:00 Independence Day (1996)
    0:13 Predator (1987)
    0:17 Scarface (1983)
    0:21 They Live (1988)
    0:31 Dirty Harry (1971)
    0:42 Terminator (1984)
    0:48 Cobra (1986)
    0:53 Invasion U.S.A. (1985)
    1:00 Action Jackson (1988)
    1:03 True Grit (1969)
    1:09 Stargate (1994)
    1:12 Friday The 13th (2009)
    1:14 Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
    1:22 The Mummy Returns (2001)
    1:28 Team America: World Police (2004)
    1:36 Star Trek (2009)
    1:43 Evil Dead II (1987)
    1:46 Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987)
    1:53 Air Force One (1997)
    1:57 Commando (1985)
    2:06 Die Another Day (2002)
    2:11 Die Hard (1988)
    2:16 The Rock (1996)
    2:34 Leon: The Professional (1994)
    2:46 The Heat (2013)
    2:56 300 (2006)
    3:01 Die Hard 2 (1990)
    3:05 Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984)
    3:13 GoldenEye (1995)
    3:22 Moonraker (1979)
    3:26 Robocop (1987)
    3:32 Tremors (1990)
    3:36 Wolverine (2013)
    3:44 True Lies (1994)
    3:50 Casper (1995)
    4:00 Judge Dredd (1995)
    4:06 The Lion King (1994)
    4:13 The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring (2001)
    4:19 Wild Wild West (1999)
    4:26 The Matrix (1999)-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------(I have all 3 lol, can't wait for the next movie)
    Edit: Now I have all 4!
    4:29 The Boondock Saints (1999)
    4:35 The Dark Knight (2008)
    4:43 Batman (1989)
    4:55 Batman Begins (2005)
    5:01 Superman/Batman: Apocalypse (2010)
    5:04 Death Wish 2 (1982)
    5:14 The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976)
    5:25 Stone Cold (1991)
    5:33 Army Of Darkness (1992)
    5:41 The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
    5:50 Big Game (2014)
    6:06 Con Air (1997)
    6:14 Die Hard 2 (1990)
    6:22 Dr. No (1962)
    6:28 The Dead Pool (1988)
    6:36 Equilibrium (2002)
    6:41 From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
    6:51 Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 2 (2011)
    6:58 Hot Fuzz (2007)
    7:14 Jaws (1975)
    7:18 Last Action Hero (1993)
    7:24 Live And Let Die (1973)
    7:31 Pulp Fiction (1994)
    7:40 RoboCop (1987)
    7:48 Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (2010)
    7:58 Scream (1996)
    8:04 Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
    8:09 Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
    8:14 Star Wars (1977)
    8:22 Terminator (1984)
    8:26 Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991)
    8:32 Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
    8:38 WALL-E (2008)
    8:44 The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King
    8:53 The Princess Bride (1987)
    9:08 Transformers (2007)
    9:13 Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
    9:28 Unforgiven (1992)
    9:34 Avengers: Age Of Ultron (2015)
    9:45 Blade (1998)
    9:51 Clear And Present Danger (1994)
    9:46 I Come In Peace (1990)
    10:04 X-Men (2000)
    10:15 Sudden Impact (1983)
    10:30 Eraser (1996)
    10:36 Heist (2001)
    10:44 Highlander (1986)
    10:48 Maximum Overdrive (1986)
    10:53 Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian (2009)
    11:03 The Condemned (2007)
    11:14 Child’s Play (1988)
    11:23 The Rookie (1990)
    11:33 The Running Man (1987)
    11:39 The Running Man (1987)
    11:45 The Running Man (1987)
    11:52 V For Vendetta (2006)
    12:04 The Thing (1982)
    12:12 The Outlaw Josey Wales (1986)
    12:21 The Karate Kid II (1986)
    12:39 Iron Man 3 (2013)
    FINALLY DONE hahaha first time I've done this, it takes some patience...

  • @superbrain7852
    @superbrain7852 3 년 전 +364

    "Who are you?"
    "Im Batman"
    -Deadpool

  • @Vincent-rs5qo
    @Vincent-rs5qo 4 개월 전 +3

    “ I’ve come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass and I’m all out of bubblegum” is my fav 80s line from they live

  • @theparanormalman8707

    I was REALLY hoping to see Vision's one-liner. Thanks for including it.

  • @salt7456
    @salt7456 3 년 전 +1256

    Tony Todd getting launched out of a window from a rocket by Nicholas cage calling him “rocket man” is the best thing in existence.

  • @reynmcmurry4837
    @reynmcmurry4837 3 년 전 +860

    "I'm going to make this pencil.. disappear... ta da!!!"

  • @sylasDC
    @sylasDC 년 전

    So many good one-liners sold little time nicely done especially when you have a topic such as Terminator and the running man and various other ones well done indeed.👍👍

  • @ryanjapan3113
    @ryanjapan3113 년 전 +4

    0:58 It’s hard to notice (I only just noticed a minute ago) but his blood fly’s away.

  • @robstervlogs748
    @robstervlogs748 7 년 전 +1464

    "Say hallo to my lil friend"

  • @jonathanswee4419
    @jonathanswee4419 4 년 전 +1277

    " I can make this pencil disappear"
    Guy walks up
    Joker pushes head into pencil
    " Ta Da"

  • @SuperChussy
    @SuperChussy 9 개월 전 +3

    Amazing list, Arnie is still king of the one liners. 👍🏻

  • @S.U.T.D
    @S.U.T.D 6 개월 전 +4

    These are crazy; how Sly says "You're a disease.. and I'm the cure." so coldly is so fascinating. They're ALL so fascinating!

  • @101Kamehameha
    @101Kamehameha 5 년 전 +581

    "That's all you got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?"
    "Sweetheart, that can be the name of my autobiography."

  • @vibeslide
    @vibeslide 3 년 전 +917

    Don't wanna hear my last words?
    I just did.
    Genius.

  • @b.y.o.p.9035
    @b.y.o.p.9035 개월 전 +1

    Way too many one-liners to pick from. Great video. 😁

  • @watcherwraith007
    @watcherwraith007 9 개월 전

    Sayanara.
    One of my favorite scenes from Wolverine. So much context and meaning packed into that word.

  • @joemama1058
    @joemama1058 4 년 전 +1014

    “Long Live The King”, that hit different.

    • @dee-jay45
      @dee-jay45 4 년 전 +12

      @@Rafa-dono Almost Shakespearean....

    • @TChops-hi7hr
      @TChops-hi7hr 4 년 전 +17

      Add on the fact that "YOU!!! SHALL NOT!! PASS!!!" came in immediately after it.

    • @thefirstcurse3123
      @thefirstcurse3123 4 년 전 +9

      That movie was fucking amazing

    • @anadelgado2813
      @anadelgado2813 4 년 전 +2

      LONG LIVE THE KING

    • @cheesestyx945
      @cheesestyx945 4 년 전 +3

      So does "I want my father back you some of a b!tch."

  • @dubo2769
    @dubo2769 6 년 전 +617

    "But remember? We're friends to the end!"
    "This IS the end, friend."
    That kid is going places

  • @putneyrbh1
    @putneyrbh1 4 개월 전 +2

    Aliens: "GET AWAY FROM HER. YOU B***H". This is still one of the best compilations around. Thank you

    • @petery6432
      @petery6432 2 개월 전

      I'm not sure that would count as a one liner, because it doesn't happen right before a kill. Hicks' "Eat This!" is great though.

  • @Scottishbondfan
    @Scottishbondfan 7 개월 전 +4

    I think they should have included the one from tomorrow never dies (james bond) “I’m just a professional doing a job”. “Me too” **kill**

  • @dicar76
    @dicar76 4 년 전 +416

    “Your out of bullets, and you know what that means, your shit out of luck.”
    My favorite.

  • @celestyelle6164
    @celestyelle6164 5 년 전 +428

    "don't son, that gun is loaded"

  • @pmettrup
    @pmettrup 6 개월 전 +1

    Missing Once upon a time in the West:
    You bring a horse for me?
    Looks like we're shy one horse.
    No, you brought two too many!

  • @user-jk4zw7qi7l
    @user-jk4zw7qi7l 개월 전 +1

    "We're friends to the end, remember?"
    "This IS the end, friend"
    Nice ending line for a horror movie

  • @GamingSpiral
    @GamingSpiral 3 년 전 +929

    “Hello my name is Inigo Montoya you killed my father prepare to die” is my favorite line

    • @DariuszZukowski
      @DariuszZukowski 2 년 전 +20

      Instant association: "I am the brother of Elia Martell. … You raped my sister, you murdered her, you killed her children. Say it, and we’ll make this quick."

    • @missmichelle1290
      @missmichelle1290 2 년 전 +4

      “My name is Jack Marston and you kill my father”

    • @dirtblock1383
      @dirtblock1383 2 년 전

      *I* *Am* *your* *father*

    • @neelanjanak7534
      @neelanjanak7534 2 년 전 +3

      I will give you anything you want Inigo Montoya : give me my father back you

    • @randomstuff9053
      @randomstuff9053 2 년 전

      I love that movie

  • @saxopio6280
    @saxopio6280 5 년 전 +515

    11:14 "We're friends 'til the end, remember?"
    "This is the end, friend"
    CLEVER...

  • @EnzoNotFerrari21
    @EnzoNotFerrari21 11 개월 전 +4

    “The street always wins”
    Definetly one of the lines of fast and furious history.

  • @michaeldowzycki987
    @michaeldowzycki987 10 개월 전

    I keep coming back to this video..

  • @maddydonuts_
    @maddydonuts_ 년 전 +1104

    "How many men does it take to deliver a message?"
    "One" *arrow shot *
    So nuanced and chilling for a Disney movie

    • @AManOnline.
      @AManOnline. 년 전 +38

      Sadly it wasn't included

    • @theatticaddict
      @theatticaddict 년 전 +33

      That’s why Mulan is one of my favorite Disney movies ever

    • @vain3207
      @vain3207 년 전

      @@theatticaddict I like how the 2 ladies are like.
      Lady: so the both of y'all are engaged now
      Guy: what !?!
      Lady2: well u just gave me a ring motherf-
      Same guy: oh sh-
      Me: *walks away like nothing happened*

    • @KhanMann66
      @KhanMann66 10 개월 전 +5

      It’s arrows not men.

    • @tonythetone
      @tonythetone 8 개월 전 +3

      @@KhanMann66in the scene tho, it showed two men running, then the guy shot and arrow to kill one

  • @TheDennys21
    @TheDennys21 2 년 전 +1925

    "Time to face destiny"
    "Time to face gravity"
    Haha that one is my favorite!

    • @meat1319
      @meat1319 2 년 전 +4

      Throws him into a fucking jet engine

    • @DARKENINGTIMES
      @DARKENINGTIMES 2 년 전 +16

      pierce brosnan too, ive always liked all his one liners

    • @sergs1963
      @sergs1963 2 년 전 +8

      This scene was rather silly looking. Imagine a big time villain that you can easily kill with a very conspicuous easy to reach kill switch on the outside of his suit. How did someone with a working brain design a suit like that? 😆

    • @TheDennys21
      @TheDennys21 2 년 전 +1

      @@sergs1963 ur right

    • @jamesmayle3787
      @jamesmayle3787 2 년 전 +4

      Jesus Christ is Lord. Please take your salvation seriously. It is all True. Read the Bible and do what it says. It's more important than you know,

  • @funnyname8004
    @funnyname8004 8 개월 전

    0:17 always gets me, I love how he says "Say hello to my little friend!"

  • @madelynstoltzfus
    @madelynstoltzfus 년 전 +8

    Seeing Alan Rickman in Die Hard for that split second made me almost cry… I miss him so much

  • @AdamOfEverywhere
    @AdamOfEverywhere 3 년 전 +438

    "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

  • @ShellShockTheTruth
    @ShellShockTheTruth 6 년 전 +3461

    "you...are already dead"

  • @blacktronpavel
    @blacktronpavel 9 개월 전 +2

    I was hoping for Star Trek III: The Search for Spock. DID NOT DISAPPOINT! What a great list. A+++

  • @eternity7820
    @eternity7820 5 년 전 +349

    Would you want to hear my last words?
    "I just did."
    *LEGEND*

    • @spaghettimkay5795
      @spaghettimkay5795 5 년 전 +4

      NAV DAUQS Rip Frank

    • @hyper23352
      @hyper23352 5 년 전 +7

      They play a pump action sound effect and it's a double barrel

    • @yobelkcip
      @yobelkcip 5 년 전 +1

      "When I'm dead, just throw me in the traesh."

  • @brabochoke4866
    @brabochoke4866 4 년 전 +2387

    and theres john wick who doesnt say a word just finishes the job like a boss

    • @brucewayne4036
      @brucewayne4036 4 년 전 +64

      well he is canadian

    • @sailosi7170
      @sailosi7170 4 년 전 +24

      He doesn't play around

    • @raphy9654
      @raphy9654 4 년 전 +4

      His words is: yes i canadian

    • @kalervof3464
      @kalervof3464 4 년 전 +5

      it was just a fookin....(hmmm damnit now hes gonna talk to dat guy for 10minutes and then get stabbed and then get a comeback) just shoots the guy (well thats better)

    • @niceguymaanii
      @niceguymaanii 4 년 전 +16

      His script.
      Enemy : John
      John : *nods*
      John kills
      Dinner reservation
      Cleaning guy: John
      John : *nods again*

  • @knightterror2826
    @knightterror2826 10 개월 전 +6

    I feel inclined to point out that Angel didn't actually kill Skinner, but it was still a great one liner.
    Also, you missed Hick's iconic "EAT THIS!!" As he shoves his shotgun down the xenomorph's throat from Aliens

  • @Allfather_of_all_living_things

    Arnold Schwarzenegger as the Terminator from Terminator 2: Judgement Day: “Hasta La Vista, baby” that one’s a favorite one liner of mine

  • @stevenbayron5645
    @stevenbayron5645 2 년 전 +1165

    9:58 "I come in peace" "And you go in Pieces" best line in film history ever Dolpg Lundgren.