I Survived Being Struck By Lightning

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  • Dana Alyss, a lightning strike survivor, shares her story.
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댓글 • 491

  • @ananyanair5426
    @ananyanair5426 4 년 전 +2984

    Imagine if she had gotten superpowers.... Missed opportunity

    • @zebmontgomery
      @zebmontgomery 4 년 전 +12

      Lmao

    • @XRenskexx
      @XRenskexx 4 년 전 +88

      She wouldn't say it on the internet if she had. So there is still a chance 😉😉

    • @arkekkers
      @arkekkers 4 년 전 +9

      It is a very low chance but it is possible

    • @user-xc1hf2eg7p
      @user-xc1hf2eg7p 4 년 전 +11

      She could have died. I'd call this a miracle

    • @rook2130
      @rook2130 4 년 전 +2

      @@XRenskexx I would say it on the internet I would be the next superman

  • @KenzzAlexaMaurice
    @KenzzAlexaMaurice 4 년 전 +1886

    You guys should also check out Beth Stafford Peterson. She was struck by lighting and then either exactly a year later or a few years after on the anniversary of her being struck, she was struck again. It’s pretty interesting.

    • @divyanshbahuguna6324
      @divyanshbahuguna6324 4 년 전 +9

      She's an author correct?

    • @xxDOTH3DEWxx
      @xxDOTH3DEWxx 4 년 전 +67

      Or the guy who was struck 7 times in his life.
      Link below

    • @xxDOTH3DEWxx
      @xxDOTH3DEWxx 4 년 전 +23

      en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Sullivan

    • @KenzzAlexaMaurice
      @KenzzAlexaMaurice 4 년 전

      Divyansh Bahuguna she is!! She’s done an autobiography about it and has been interviewed quite a bit.

    • @KenzzAlexaMaurice
      @KenzzAlexaMaurice 4 년 전 +1

      Aem here’s a podcast she was on a few years back. krplus.net/bidio/e66ZhZSAgIK9g5w

  • @who2go
    @who2go 4 년 전 +1057

    She seems really sweet and it is a really fascinating story, but I feel like it got drug out a little too long for this segment. Just my opinion.

    • @SilverMoon459
      @SilverMoon459 4 년 전 +70

      Plus, she doesn't even remember how it was like to actually get hit by lightning.. kind of an odd choice to make this video with her and not someone else

    • @who2go
      @who2go 4 년 전 +6

      @@SilverMoon459 agreed!

    • @RayRay.01
      @RayRay.01 4 년 전 +13

      And why is she smiling and laughing?

    • @billiexstyles3159
      @billiexstyles3159 4 년 전 +5

      @@RayRay.01 what i was thinking

    • @xcupcakeszx
      @xcupcakeszx 4 년 전 +16

      @@RayRay.01 because she doesn't find it that traumatising??? It happened when she was 5. Now it's just a cool story to her.

  • @Jonnyc448
    @Jonnyc448 4 년 전 +522

    I’m sure the event was... shocking

  • @hannahgandon
    @hannahgandon 4 년 전 +1091

    I was struck by a smooth criminal

  • @sakurastar55
    @sakurastar55 4 년 전 +180

    Is no one going to talk about how lucky it was that they happened to be at a firefighters/paramedic party when they got struck by lightning?

    • @JTYT0
      @JTYT0 4 년 전 +3

      thatchickwiththehair literally 😂

  • @kayyr6
    @kayyr6 4 년 전 +499

    *it was a clear blue day* Ha famous last words

    • @xoivufueuduxucja1804
      @xoivufueuduxucja1804 4 년 전 +3

      Overused

    • @DJohnN
      @DJohnN 4 년 전 +5

      crazyhazy123 but if it truly was a clear and blue day, can it really be overused?

    • @kayyr6
      @kayyr6 4 년 전 +1

      Thank you you get it

    • @kayyr6
      @kayyr6 4 년 전 +1

      And how it was over used bud I was here when the vid dropped and I didn't see anyone say this so please explain

    • @chasenielsen6137
      @chasenielsen6137 3 년 전

      Factsss Everytime I say that I get struck by lightning

  • @Alku777
    @Alku777 4 년 전 +313

    She was struck by lightning and didn't get a superpower? My whole life was a lie.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache

    Wow, quite an electrifying experience

  • @yyuukiko
    @yyuukiko 4 년 전 +484

    Not to undermine this girl's story or anything, because it's pretty cool I guess, but was she really the best person they could find to share their experience on this? She doesn't remember pretty much any details that someone curious about this would actually want to know (ie. what it feels like). I was kinda expecting more specifics when I clicked this video, not gonna lie.

    • @karinakarina3544
      @karinakarina3544 4 년 전 +1

      yukiko. y she was struck by lighting she’s not gonna remember

    • @spencerk_9776
      @spencerk_9776 4 년 전

      She’s a paid actor that’s re-telling a real story about a real person. Everything is legit except for her

    • @yyuukiko
      @yyuukiko 4 년 전 +7

      @@spencerk_9776 Even if that's the case, it doesn't matter because that's not what I have an issue with. It would've been better to retell the story of someone who actually remembered the event clearly than someone who only vaguely recalled it.

    • @bunnycel5024
      @bunnycel5024 4 년 전

      @Killer Germ shut up lmao....they didnt even say that ahahahah oh my god

    • @PoochieCollins
      @PoochieCollins 3 년 전

      @@spencerk_9776 : citation?

  • @PinkIslandJewel
    @PinkIslandJewel 4 년 전 +865

    What’s the point of interviewing someone who doesn’t even remember the experience 😂😂😂😂

    • @bumbleybb8908
      @bumbleybb8908 4 년 전 +32

      I mean, she remembers everything except the exact millisecond she got struck. What would this video have been about if she didn’t remember any of it?

    • @PinkIslandJewel
      @PinkIslandJewel 4 년 전 +49

      Rebecca Ward I just feel it would be a much better interview if they had someone who was older when they were struck, to be able to tell a better story of what happened

    • @epoch-smog
      @epoch-smog 4 년 전 +11

      @@PinkIslandJewel If you look around I'm sure you'll find stories, it's just to add to the database of "people who got struck by lightening and survived". There are a handful of stories, but that goes to show that the other people struck by lightening died.
      The people who were struck by lightening have said their experiences. Again, without having stories ranging from "survived but don't remember" to "survived and remembers" allows a good research pool to conclude the affects of being struck by lightening, what it does, and what happens after.
      Side note, I personally think that with the modern age of video sharing. Research and stories can be found so much more easier. Otherwise a small group of people would have to scour by foot for these kinds of stories! Videos like this can help the search along the way. Like maybe buzzfeed couldnt get the other family members to share but they could get Dana to share her story, which is still pretty nice.
      Also I can't blame her for blacking out a traumatic memory at 5. Even adults can black out traumatic memories.

    • @aQuayQuay
      @aQuayQuay 4 년 전 +7

      @@PinkIslandJewel Yeah, someone older, hm, maybe her dad? lmao

  • @joeyobrien7191
    @joeyobrien7191 4 년 전 +179

    summary of the story:
    she got struck by lightning.

  • @Andrew28b
    @Andrew28b 4 년 전 +378

    Alright get the boys to solve the mystery of who shot lightning at her and her family. My money's on Zeus.

  • @Lauren-hh3xi
    @Lauren-hh3xi 4 년 전 +52

    My dads best friend was struck directly by lightning and was killed. She’s lucky.

  • @twistedfrannie9311
    @twistedfrannie9311 4 년 전 +34

    I was hit by lightning when I was 11 bringing my horse out of the pasture, it literally blew me out of my boots.
    My marks are on the back if my shoulder (now covered by a tattoo) and the sole of my left foot.

    • @d.bcooper4991
      @d.bcooper4991 4 년 전 +2

      Twisted Frannie woah! Do you remember what it felt like? You’re so lucky to have survived!

    • @twistedfrannie9311
      @twistedfrannie9311 4 년 전 +6

      @@d.bcooper4991 ,I'm very lucky. I dont have any memory right after it due to being knocked out but the next week I felt buzzy (I don't know exactly how to explain this feeling)
      Though my back and foot felt like fire (lol) I made it a point to never go out into the pasture in a storm again. I learned to call my horse to me.

    • @d.bcooper4991
      @d.bcooper4991 4 년 전 +3

      Twisted Frannie gee, yeah it figures you wouldn’t recall after you were struck. I think I understand what you mean when you say you felt “buzzy”, not that I’ve ever been struck by lightening before lol. That is crazy. I really thought that once you were hit by lightening there was no chance of you surviving!

    • @twistedfrannie9311
      @twistedfrannie9311 4 년 전 +2

      @@d.bcooper4991 , Many people get hit each year, alot of them survive...Thankfully I can count myself among them.

    • @charlottegreen9581
      @charlottegreen9581 3 년 전 +2

      Is your horse okay? I’m glad you’re alright! I am an equestrian as well.

  • @kuro.hitsuji
    @kuro.hitsuji 4 년 전 +45

    Buzzfeed Unsolved bringing back the show I Survived

  • @audralipscomb2590
    @audralipscomb2590 4 년 전 +2

    You had me at "for everyone even if you haven't been struck by lightning just go for it"

  • @milljuice
    @milljuice 4 년 전 +25

    My sister inlaws father got hit twice, bad as. Working on an alternator, nuttin suss, he is a coal miner still..

  • @allisonl401
    @allisonl401 4 년 전 +24

    My boss was actually struck by lightning twice on two separate occasions! He’s perfectly fine, he just lost some of his hearing.

    • @ezziba8240
      @ezziba8240 4 년 전 +3

      My grandfather was struck-- or nearly-- by lightning twice. One knocked him away from the stack of hay he was piling up, and the other hit a metal piece beside him and blinded him for a half-an-hour. As far as I know, it never caused any issues.

    • @rxgenz
      @rxgenz 4 년 전 +1

      My grandpa has been struck twice and he is living fine as well with no issues. And perfect hearing

  • @maybeitswaybelline6555

    I wasn’t directly struck, but I was walking into Walmart with my dad and brother and lightning struck somewhere behind the building and we all felt the shock. My legs from the knee down were tingly for hours and they hurt for days. It was more scary than anything, and I’ll always wonder if the electricity actually reached us because I was the only one who felt anything. I think I could have just tensed up my muscles and that caused the pain. Idk. My grandad survived a strike though when my dad was a little boy!

  • @gracemulholland5328
    @gracemulholland5328 4 년 전 +14

    I don’t know if this is similar but I was electrocuted by exposed wires in my house when I was about 6 and it felt like being cooked inside out. Like a hotdog in a microwave. It hurt so badly and all I could feel was like fire inside, and I immediately started crying. It didn’t affect my health and I was pretty much fine after it, it just really hurt lol 😂.

  • @purplestonker
    @purplestonker 4 년 전 +2

    This is the spooky and unsolved content that I come here for. Thanks Bizzfed

  • @semajjphilly88
    @semajjphilly88 4 년 전

    I really LOVE this series! Please keep them coming.

  • @oniyoroi
    @oniyoroi 4 년 전 +27

    This case was solved!

  • @lLostGems
    @lLostGems 4 년 전 +1

    so informative to know what the back yard looked like

  • @EricChamplin
    @EricChamplin 4 년 전 +12

    Next do a video on "I Survived High School"

  • @ArtistNRecovery
    @ArtistNRecovery 4 년 전

    A fantastic Story!!!
    I love these!
    I've got some interesting stories myself, being a recovering heroin and crack cocaine addict of 13 years..but nothing like this!!
    👍👍👍

  • @English3Muffin
    @English3Muffin 4 년 전

    I really like these segments. Felt a bit drawn out but I think having real people tell their stories and how those experiences have affected and shaped them is a fantastic pairing with the main show that just focuses on the cold facts and makes jokes to lighten the mood. The videos in between the main show rarely caught my interest before but these are great.

  • @AquaBR2
    @AquaBR2 4 년 전

    I love her telling the story all smilly with the tragic music in the background

  • @pahricstharr8375
    @pahricstharr8375 4 년 전 +4

    Imagine how guilty her brother felt after

  • @dropoutmajor
    @dropoutmajor 3 년 전 +9

    She is so high-spirited and chill about everything.
    lol..She explains things like me...very detailed and in-depth

  • @GatorMH
    @GatorMH 4 년 전

    Damn that's insane. Glad you're still with us!

  • @MrIchbins666
    @MrIchbins666 3 년 전

    Her attitude ? Very much appreciated .

  • @jerwatson79
    @jerwatson79 4 년 전

    Its nice to hear stories from real ppl in real life scenarios. Great content, thanks. Tomorrow is never a guarantee guys!

  • @ShannonMorse
    @ShannonMorse 4 년 전 +1

    Thanks for this. My friend from high school died from a lightning strike. I've always wondered if it hurt or if she felt anything, and it sounds like it was so sudden, she probably didn't feel anything.

  • @nicktokar2459
    @nicktokar2459 4 년 전 +3

    Struck. By lightning. Sounds pretty frightening, even though the chances are so small.

  • @drumilshekhda890
    @drumilshekhda890 4 년 전 +14

    I was struck by science

  • @whosthatgirl_itsjess
    @whosthatgirl_itsjess 4 년 전 +6

    “Even if you haven’t been struck by lightning, you should just go for it”
    Hold up...

  • @Dungee99
    @Dungee99 4 년 전

    That's such a cool story and I'm happy she's okay

  • @hanamacquoid1427
    @hanamacquoid1427 4 년 전

    Sounds like this experience really created her positive outlook, lovely person.

  • @biancazou6279
    @biancazou6279 4 년 전 +24

    I like these little story videos.

    • @carlwheezerofsouls3273
      @carlwheezerofsouls3273 4 년 전

      SourPower they shouldn’t be on this channel though, it has nothing to do with unsolved

    • @biancazou6279
      @biancazou6279 4 년 전

      thanos kermit true. They should make another channel just based on like this.

  • @mecca7069
    @mecca7069 4 년 전 +55

    if she doesn’t have superpowers now, it’s not worth watching

  • @thebarkcrystal
    @thebarkcrystal 4 년 전 +6

    seems pretty solved to me.

  • @Mr_Negi_
    @Mr_Negi_ 4 년 전

    Playing video games inside my room makes me happy and I do it all day without risking my precious life.

  • @baileyraelle94
    @baileyraelle94 4 년 전 +2

    I was electrocuted over the summer. I was transferring wet towels from my washer to my dryer which are in our unfinished basement. So the lighting is a plug in lamp that clips on the ceiling. I accidentally pulled it down and then dropped the towels on top of it on top of the dryer. Without thinking I went to pick it up, still plugged in, still with wet towels laying on top. The electricity went through my right hand, up my arm, down my body and out my foot. I don’t remember it being any more painful than shocking yourself on a wall plug. But it was just a really uncomfortable feeling and my body went into this weird shock where my heart was fluttering and my body was shaking like I was cold. It was such a weird feeling.

  • @kyleetetz520
    @kyleetetz520 3 년 전

    Please do more of these I survived videos. I’m thriving off these

  • @romas_7
    @romas_7 4 년 전 +25

    The flash lol Edit: lol thanks for all da likes ^_^

  • @tiffanypriore9220

    She’s so lucky, they all were, that none of them were seriously injured

  • @brenben10
    @brenben10 4 년 전 +6

    I would have been pretty mad about this situation. She didn't even get superpowers! She could've been the real life Flash

  • @1ksubswithoutvideos676

    Am i supposed to be scared?

  • @FEARSONA
    @FEARSONA 4 년 전 +11

    Nobody:
    LITERALLY nobody:
    The girl: Ever since the incident I've learned to value life....so I take as many risks as possible and do dangerous stuff. YE

  • @fira9284
    @fira9284 4 년 전 +48

    The actual content of the video was 5 - 10 seconds.

  • @mantronixtube
    @mantronixtube 4 년 전 +1

    i got stuck by lightning but i don’t remember anything about it
    awesome

  • @mckenziefevans
    @mckenziefevans 3 년 전 +2

    Can you guys stop hating its just a story who cares if she forgets it. It's ridiculous how 98% of these are hate grow up

  • @samwamm85
    @samwamm85 3 년 전 +1

    Once lightning struck at me just as a photo was being taken and you could see the lightning take a sharp turn just a few meters above my head and then struck some fencing like 10 meters to the side of me. Electricity is really weird.
    I've always been able to sense incoming thunderstorms and i think maybe part of my body is utilising the ground charge and it kinda made the electricity seek another route.
    I've also noticed that my digital wrist watch can go faster or slower compared to other clocks depending on my mood so i might be emitting some sort of static charge since it has a metal plate underneath.
    i've also found that phones that use magnetic chargers seem to have longer battery life when they are kept on my person and street lamps flicker as i go past them as long as they are the metal kind and have the modern led lights instead of filaments.
    i've also been shocked many times by light switches and power outlets and sometimes if i'm stressed and touch a friend of mine specirfically one that hasn't been around me or wheere i've been for a while they can get a static shock strong enough to make them fall to the ground.

  • @trogapog988
    @trogapog988 4 년 전 +33

    more ghost videos

  • @Omen0004
    @Omen0004 4 년 전

    My mum worked in A&E and always had a farmer come in after being struck. He came in about 5-7 times and got checked out and always left briefly afterwards. Crazy guy!

  • @TheCheerleader30
    @TheCheerleader30 4 년 전

    I was struck by lightning when i was 7 (i'm 21 now) on my foot and the best way i could describe it is it felt like my entire foot was on fire and that feeling ran all the way up my leg and then after that whole area just felt extremely hot. I immediately starting crying as well and was an extremely emotional experience for everyone there. My aunt who was pregnant at the time also got struck on the arm and luckily we both ended up okay

  • @dylandeleon3903
    @dylandeleon3903 3 년 전

    More power to her 👊

  • @arnacook6376
    @arnacook6376 4 년 전 +1

    It's called a Secondary Strike, which deals energy less than 10% of the primary strike which was the house.

  • @nightshaderach
    @nightshaderach 4 년 전 +1

    That’s a crazy story like 🤯

  • @izai521
    @izai521 4 년 전 +6

    Just waiting...

  • @zwitter_zwitter
    @zwitter_zwitter 4 년 전 +2

    Damn she is super lucky that she had paramedics on site when it happened

  • @monicamarion7262
    @monicamarion7262 4 년 전

    I'll go sky diving with you!! I've been wanting to do that for decades!! You are a very lucky girl to still be here!

  • @darvinpreece601
    @darvinpreece601 4 년 전

    I was 15. Florida storm hit our camper. I was directly struck by lightning the other people said. I thought it hit just in front of me.
    It made me numb, or something like that for about a month. I guess it sorta hurt. It was kinda like being shocked by 110 volts, but much much stronger.
    I wasn’t the same for more than a month. I still remember it just as, if it was yesterday. That was quite a few years ago now.

  • @emilygappel
    @emilygappel 4 년 전 +16

    How is this...unsolved...

    • @niennav.7741
      @niennav.7741 4 년 전 +8

      I guess because how she felt when it happened will always remain.... Unsolved

    • @florecitaramirez3625
      @florecitaramirez3625 4 년 전

      What unsolved mystery do you want to see next?

  • @Tiffoku1267
    @Tiffoku1267 4 년 전 +1

    I’m shocked at this information

  • @congo_bongo1813
    @congo_bongo1813 4 년 전 +12

    Anyone know what Ryan and shane's new channel is called?

  • @C1nShe
    @C1nShe 4 년 전

    I bet that moment was electrifying for her.

  • @anygoodnamesleft2740

    That storm had a vengance

  • @Thepoppcorn1000
    @Thepoppcorn1000 4 년 전 +2

    “Did I ever tell you I’ve been struck by lightning 9 times?”

  • @meliodasdemon3665
    @meliodasdemon3665 4 년 전

    "Clear blue day", SHAZAM!

  • @succubot5998
    @succubot5998 3 년 전

    i wish there were more of these

  • @Jack-hq8dl
    @Jack-hq8dl 4 년 전 +21

    I'm not being funny but how is this unsolved ?

  • @mcannon7097
    @mcannon7097 년 전

    Those paramedics had a hell of a story

  • @anns.1421
    @anns.1421 4 년 전

    i was struck by lightning too i remember everything that happened

  • @fabiolaperez3722
    @fabiolaperez3722 4 년 전

    I had air pods in and the lightning at the beginning made me flinch so bad 😂😂😂😂

  • @DreamlandRoses
    @DreamlandRoses 4 년 전 +2

    You've been hit by- you've been struck by- l i g h t e n i n g

  • @theplaguegamer6216

    From what she describes it sounds like a bolt from the blue. Those types of lightning strikes can occur up to 10 miles from the cloud it came from and most if those strikes are positive lightning which can be up to ten times more powerful than normal lightning.

  • @souromisen8057
    @souromisen8057 4 년 전 +4

    This channel is becoming like actually happend and those channels ykwim

  • @KevenTalks
    @KevenTalks 3 년 전

    This video was like one of those "How I Spent Last Summer" essays you were forced to write in middle school that had a word count you had to reach 😅

  • @sydneyhodges7411
    @sydneyhodges7411 2 년 전

    At my summer camp they are always very strict about lightning warnings and making sure we were indoors if lightning is in the area because the directors son and the handy man around the camp has been struck by lightning 3 times. Once in the water another on the roof of the office and another in a tree. He only was only able to survive because the lightning never struck him directly. And a fun fact once ur struck by lightning once the chance of you getting struck again increases.

  • @CoralReefer4201
    @CoralReefer4201 4 년 전

    Do anotherrrrrrr theres only 4 in this series and I need more

  • @ej96
    @ej96 4 년 전

    My grandpa got struck by lighting three times. Omg she must feel so special

  • @MichaelWolf940
    @MichaelWolf940 4 년 전 +2

    I got struck by a weakass lightning” new headline.

  • @StarLightNow
    @StarLightNow 4 년 전 +1

    She is a super nice lady :)

  • @blitzvalentine363
    @blitzvalentine363 4 년 전

    The last time I read about someone getting struck by lightning, they got the ability to find missing children

  • @bellebarbie96
    @bellebarbie96 4 년 전

    My mom and grandfather were struck by lightning while in the house. They both survived the incident but my mom still gets scared every time their is lightning.

  • @deathwingthedestroyer3632

    Woman: I was struck by lightning
    Me(Ghidorah): well mine’s can completely de-atomise anything.

  • @rubi6047
    @rubi6047 4 년 전

    Same I had an incident 3 years ago and I remember everything but the moment I hit my head and when I got to the hospital I can't remember anything

  • @cupidwithasniper2916
    @cupidwithasniper2916 4 년 전 +2

    Towards the end of the year of 2020: I survived the Yellowstone Eruption.

  • @crockett616
    @crockett616 4 년 전

    What a fun person!

  • @erynnevarez7870
    @erynnevarez7870 4 년 전 +1

    Ryan and Shane should check out skin walker ranch

  • @thebatbaker
    @thebatbaker 4 년 전

    I can only image what that would be like. Wow.

  • @savhannah9889
    @savhannah9889 3 년 전

    I am trying to watch this very quietly because my 8 year old son is terrified of storms and particularly getting struck by lightning.

  • @rashmidasadhikary1261

    Dana;"I was struck by lightning"
    Ali A intro starts

  • @Bananasleeve
    @Bananasleeve 3 년 전

    Her: It was a pool party
    Me: oh no

  • @shauntruter6197
    @shauntruter6197 4 년 전

    She is too powerful to be kept alive!!!

  • @bleujay6127
    @bleujay6127 4 년 전

    I literally was just looking up cases like this where people have been hit by lightning and survived.

  • @kuhnuckles1
    @kuhnuckles1 4 년 전 +1

    One time I was indirectly struck by lightning. It hit an open light socket outside and went into an outlet inside, shooting the outlet out of the wall and centimeters from my face. The current continued to the next outlet, where I was playing a GameCube game. The lightning went through the outlet, into the console, through the controller, and onto my hands.
    I’m really mad I didn’t get video game superpowers or anything. Lame.