RPG Game Logic

공유
소스 코드
  • 게시일 2020. 06. 22.
  • Going to a weapon shop in an RPG game.
    Music
    King Kaiyo - melodic
    Oddwin - 19
  • 코미디

댓글 • 17K

  • @flygonkerel781
    @flygonkerel781 3 년 전 +5760

    "Are you injured?"
    "No"
    "What you need food for?" Had me DEAD LMAO

  • @TheXavierClark1
    @TheXavierClark1 3 년 전 +13614

    RPG logic:
    Buy price: 80,000
    Sell back price: 100

    • @sam-psonsmith9951
      @sam-psonsmith9951 3 년 전 +496

      that is actually how it works in real life too.
      Go into a store and buy a pair of shoes.
      Once you paid. Ask how much they are going to pay for those shoes?
      (Refund is not the same thing, it undoes the trade. Selling it back is different)

    • @lonix332
      @lonix332 3 년 전 +294

      @@sam-psonsmith9951 lol I was going to put gamestop

    • @tusharkanthi7991
      @tusharkanthi7991 3 년 전 +74

      Yo I didn't know this was witcher 3 let's play video

    • @dnyembo90
      @dnyembo90 3 년 전 +54

      @@lonix332 Gamestop of RPGs lol

    • @xelith6157
      @xelith6157 3 년 전 +16

      As others said, this is real life logic, and applies to other games as well (like Hextech Crafting in League).

  • @danbasford7456
    @danbasford7456 2 년 전 +7397

    RPG logic: "You just turned 12 years old. Now you and only you, can save the world. You can, however, hire mature companions with years of experience and who are much stronger than you. But...we all still depend on YOU...because you are 12 AND your father who was an epic hero and died on the day you were born, failed. Also, here is 5 gold pieces and a stick. GOOD LUCK!!".

    • @civilprotectionunit8145
      @civilprotectionunit8145 2 년 전 +300

      Kingdom come deliverance: Ayyy fuck this shit imma break the cycle

    • @awesomeii8346
      @awesomeii8346 2 년 전 +688

      "No, you're 11 years old, you can't go adventuring, it's too dangerous."
      Oh, wait you're 12? Go destroy the Lord of Darkness, who has killed countless max level warriors and mages! I believe you are the chosen one!

    • @J972M
      @J972M 2 년 전 +227

      Literally explained most shonen manga lol

    • @KazumiKun
      @KazumiKun 2 년 전 +64

      Huh, Link.

    • @Infinitesimal_.
      @Infinitesimal_. 2 년 전 +41

      Won't let you down sir

  • @OriginalCovfefe
    @OriginalCovfefe 2 년 전 +5621

    “It looked so equip-table” that line had me crying 😂😂😂😂

  • @jeanmac
    @jeanmac 3 년 전 +5734

    "can i return it PLEASE"
    "sure, ill buy it back for 10 red gems"

  • @TheJ1156
    @TheJ1156 3 년 전 +4700

    Shop owner: "No returns."
    Me: *reloads save file*

    • @xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx
      @xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx 3 년 전 +259

      I see, so you use the Time Powers as well.

    • @Max-gy5rp
      @Max-gy5rp 3 년 전 +95

      Watch Toby Fox help make this rpg and they fuckin know you loaded back cause you made a mistake a roast your dumbass for it

    • @SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj
      @SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj 3 년 전 +38

      @@Max-gy5rp you think you can escape like this huh? Well guess what, i have time abilities as well.. GUARDS GUARDS, A TIEF (puts max lvl items to your inv so you would be charged 5 bil and wait 1 year in real world time even when time skipping)

    • @Peter_Holder
      @Peter_Holder 3 년 전 +151

      *autosaves after weapon purchase*

    • @aluane2965
      @aluane2965 3 년 전 +14

      @@Peter_Holder lol

  • @StevenHe
    @StevenHe 2 년 전 +5576

    Master arvacado.

    • @duj3016
      @duj3016 2 년 전 +102

      Hello Asian master

    • @LLC008
      @LLC008 2 년 전 +74

      Hi Asian dad with the CEO son but can't cook rice

    • @thiccapo
      @thiccapo 2 년 전 +20

      lmao

    • @arthurbochud1580
      @arthurbochud1580 2 년 전 +23

      So is that merchand the other foot from when Steven’s dad was 9 years old?

    • @persiancarpet5535
      @persiancarpet5535 2 년 전 +36

      When I saw the slipper for sale I immediately remembered that video of yours.

  • @Rubhen925
    @Rubhen925 2 년 전 +2546

    Lmao this man didn't look at the level prerequisite before buying. Half the time I make that mistake too!

    • @SCP_Personnel-TF
      @SCP_Personnel-TF 2 년 전 +112

      The fact they let you buy it knowing full well you can't use it gets me

    • @matthewcrispin4070
      @matthewcrispin4070 2 년 전 +16

      @@SCP_Personnel-TF What games do they allow you to buy it? The games I've played usually the higher level weapons are locked until you get to that level.

    • @SCP_Personnel-TF
      @SCP_Personnel-TF 2 년 전 +14

      @@matthewcrispin4070 dark souls games come to mind instantly

    • @Oropher420
      @Oropher420 2 년 전 +11

      Reminds me of the division except you bought the special guns with *real* money so you don't know what level you need to be on, so I had these level 30 guns (which is the end game level) which I couldn't use at the start.

    • @NathanCoarse_VGH
      @NathanCoarse_VGH 2 년 전 +2

      I have those same issues in borderlands and souls games...

  • @Anonymous-rb4ji
    @Anonymous-rb4ji 3 년 전 +4720

    Plot twist; he couldn’t unsheathe the sword because he was inside the building

    • @rjsolit
      @rjsolit 3 년 전 +169

      Gta logic😂😂

    • @OnePunchYume
      @OnePunchYume 3 년 전 +317

      *"Now's not the time to use that!"*

    • @nomarukaz
      @nomarukaz 3 년 전 +96

      Safe area

    • @wicklezz
      @wicklezz 3 년 전 +23

      An exact copy of a comment made an hour ago bruh

    • @cj.2eezy
      @cj.2eezy 3 년 전 +18

      Yes, I WAS WAITING FOR THIS COMMENT!

  • @___________11121
    @___________11121 3 년 전 +5730

    I was waiting for him to sprint at the merchant with the still-sheathed katana and just beat the hell out of him with it

    • @PSNSMANIACALMIND1st
      @PSNSMANIACALMIND1st 3 년 전 +540

      That merchant unsheathed the 800,000 sword. He would get folded flat

    • @Moniker08
      @Moniker08 3 년 전 +35

      LMAO

    • @marche800
      @marche800 3 년 전 +46

      @@PSNSMANIACALMIND1st Just like Link's Awakening

    • @greateagle8799
      @greateagle8799 3 년 전 +22

      PSNSMANIACALMIND1st ahhh that would’ve been great

    • @ToxicSkull0
      @ToxicSkull0 3 년 전 +45

      Merchant: You may have outsmarted me, but I have outsmarted your outsmarting

  • @roseplays8441
    @roseplays8441 년 전 +169

    Bruh. The part where he said “it’s just for display” is so accurate. They be having like 50 swords on the wall, but when you open the shop menu, you get a knife and maybe a bow, as opposed to the big ass sword chilling on the wall.

  • @BobDoleStyle
    @BobDoleStyle 년 전 +125

    This is one of my favorites, that “w h a t s w r o n g ?” is devious lmao

    • @ensanesane
      @ensanesane 8 개월 전 +5

      I still think about this line 😂

  • @cablekibble2942
    @cablekibble2942 3 년 전 +12318

    instead of “no returns”, he should’ve said “i’ll buy that back for 800 red gems.”

    • @Hexauslion
      @Hexauslion 3 년 전 +553

      damn I just said that. glad im not the only one who hates RPG logic LOL

    • @n0b0dyn03sm3
      @n0b0dyn03sm3 3 년 전 +527

      At that point it might as well be a GameStop.

    • @kreze9696
      @kreze9696 3 년 전 +58

      Caleb Snyder 3 take it or leave it

    • @Dontaethefist
      @Dontaethefist 3 년 전 +134

      "The merchant doesn't want that item."

    • @f20b94
      @f20b94 3 년 전 +45

      Upgrade your speech so you can finesse 💯

  • @MrSuriya6
    @MrSuriya6 3 년 전 +9362

    The moment when you realize that the merchant is a higher level than the protagonist

    • @Nev1812
      @Nev1812 3 년 전 +145

      🤔 >😨

    • @lustrousient5584
      @lustrousient5584 3 년 전 +191

      coughPokemonMysteryDungeoncough

    • @MrSuriya6
      @MrSuriya6 3 년 전 +145

      Lustrousient Walks out with a stick for literally one second and Kecleon drops you like it’s 52 pick up

    • @abdallababikir4473
      @abdallababikir4473 3 년 전 +88

      Daaaamn cuz he was able to unsheath it you're a genius

    • @kadeloblack4774
      @kadeloblack4774 3 년 전 +5

      MrSuriya6 ATL or ATN not to mention ATK I hate those damn dragons I bully the poison one though lol only Archtempered one I can kill!

  • @Astrodexterous
    @Astrodexterous 2 년 전 +235

    “You don’t be in the forest… the hidden palaces and whatnot!”
    I love the delivery of this line 😂

  • @garretsimpson4924
    @garretsimpson4924 년 전 +283

    I thought the bit was gonna end with him buying the sword, then finding a "compare stats" option and finding out the boxing gloves have way higher stats or something. 😂

    • @Kizaran77
      @Kizaran77 년 전 +10

      _Hmm_ sounds like you play FFXIV...

  • @BozzLightyr
    @BozzLightyr 3 년 전 +1739

    "Fine, can I sell this sword back?"
    "Sure. I can give you 500 for it."

  • @Luxuh
    @Luxuh 3 년 전 +6641

    All this skit is missing is the moment he finally can afford and equip the 800,000 red gem sword, and right after buying it, he finds the exact same sword in a chest somewhere for free.

    • @taetae-rc2ii
      @taetae-rc2ii 3 년 전 +303

      OOF happens to damn much

    • @slip6006
      @slip6006 3 년 전 +76

      Broooo

    • @HighKnight
      @HighKnight 3 년 전 +454

      NOPE. A more accurate one where to be he bought that 800, 000 red gem sword but the one in the chest has better stats in every imaginable way than the store bought one.

    • @scaredyhart268
      @scaredyhart268 3 년 전 +92

      Go ahead and unplug the Xbox, fam. It'll hurt less when you yeet it out the window.

    • @mariellejuanillo1150
      @mariellejuanillo1150 3 년 전 +16

      BRUUUUUUH

  • @straphos5326
    @straphos5326 8 개월 전 +39

    Just a quick tip, but you really should've gone for the slippers. They have a hidden effect called "Emotional Damage" that stuns enemies for 3 seconds. In the early game, it's extremely useful.

    • @SFactorial
      @SFactorial 5 개월 전 +9

      Yeah but you have to max out failure management which is practically impossible because of the amount of skill points in that one tree, and that means you play on Asian difficulty

  • @alexcutie49
    @alexcutie49 2 년 전 +500

    I died at “go ahead and grind up with that little broken dagger you got”

  • @frostykid9999
    @frostykid9999 3 년 전 +4392

    “Why didn’t I buy the boxing gloves. I’m so stupitt. Why was I even born?”

  • @RAIDENRAIDEN
    @RAIDENRAIDEN 3 년 전 +2884

    *THE WORST PART IS WHEN THATS THE ONLY STORE IN THE GAME*

    • @ratbimboy8288
      @ratbimboy8288 3 년 전 +21

      FR

    • @Slash766
      @Slash766 3 년 전 +16

      Actually no it’s not, the merchant says “somehow us merchants just know” sooo...

    • @creamsicleorange8266
      @creamsicleorange8266 3 년 전 +77

      @@Slash766 I think you misinterpreted the comment. They weren't talking about this video, they were talking about videogames in general. Some games, for some reason, have one shop.
      That you have to travel for ages to at times.
      This wasn't that video, and they knew that.

    • @kiko._.a
      @kiko._.a 3 년 전

      I think its based off devil may cry

    • @holybananapeel3795
      @holybananapeel3795 3 년 전 +2

      *AND YOU HAVE TO GO BACK AND FOURTH TO THE SAME STORE*

  • @ShadeNova22
    @ShadeNova22 년 전 +23

    "Look at you... STUPID" kills me two years later

  • @ironclad9498
    @ironclad9498 2 년 전 +54

    Hold on a sec, the merchant being able to unsheathe the sword means that all the merchants in the game is stronger then the protaganist.

    • @S1rWakka
      @S1rWakka 2 년 전 +6

      Yes, but they're not chosen so there's no point for them to be a warrior

  • @wampaisen
    @wampaisen 3 년 전 +2402

    even when his characters are roasting someone who clearly "lost" he eventually stutters and i love that detail

  • @alteramv4791
    @alteramv4791 3 년 전 +6185

    “It looks so equippedable” never felt anything on a higher level

  • @Kizaran77
    @Kizaran77 년 전 +54

    The idle animation of the NPC is on-point.

  • @ruthie8785
    @ruthie8785 10 개월 전 +29

    It never ceases to murder me how well he can do those npc looped animations

  • @GokuOG
    @GokuOG 3 년 전 +3955

    Then when you ACTUALLY reach that level you find out how bad it is lol

    • @iminyomomsbed
      @iminyomomsbed 3 년 전 +301

      So true, if you get a high level weapon that's locked at an earlier part of the game, it definitely sucks compared to weapons that you unlock when you actually reach that level😂😂

    • @theraginginfernape9496
      @theraginginfernape9496 3 년 전 +76

      I fucking felt this

    • @pi_za8214
      @pi_za8214 3 년 전 +34

      UntamedGoku **everyone felt that**

    • @IronicHavoc
      @IronicHavoc 3 년 전 +24

      @@iminyomomsbed I can think of some exceptions, but traditionally yeah, default stuff isn't that good

    • @1ksubswithoutvideoschallen925
      @1ksubswithoutvideoschallen925 3 년 전 +15

      @@iminyomomsbed shadow fight 2- Blood Reaper

  • @eilegacyofdiscord1725
    @eilegacyofdiscord1725 3 년 전 +8320

    Plot twist: The flip flop was the best weapon in game

  • @KingGresh
    @KingGresh 2 년 전 +23

    "It looks so e-QUIPT-able..." Felt that in my soul 😭

  • @BBBness
    @BBBness 년 전 +7

    The way the shop keep went from 100% basic NPC to welf-aware to smug "what's wrong" is amazing.

  • @Coltingtons
    @Coltingtons 3 년 전 +3144

    plot twist: he couldn't unsheathe the sword because he was inside a building

    • @faithharris3372
      @faithharris3372 3 년 전 +96

      That's what I thought he was gonna say😆

    • @overdrive8808
      @overdrive8808 3 년 전 +8

      😂😂😂

    • @jayrep5562
      @jayrep5562 3 년 전 +5

      Lmao 😂

    • @ninjafam5031
      @ninjafam5031 3 년 전 +45

      Professor Oak syndrome: You can’t use specific items indoors, not because it would be reckless, but because a voice tells you that you can’t every time you try it.

    • @BooksToAshes
      @BooksToAshes 3 년 전 +19

      Professor Oaks words will always haunt me whenever I tried using a bike indoors.
      Damn it dude above me beat me to it 5 seconds earlier than me lol

  • @NubianChild
    @NubianChild 3 년 전 +3378

    “Just for display not an equippable Item” Can’t even list how Many games Have those

    • @hugofontes5708
      @hugofontes5708 3 년 전 +48

      So many literally say that as a joke it ain't even a joke anymore

    • @user-lb5gu7ix8x
      @user-lb5gu7ix8x 3 년 전 +28

      Bro I hate that so much

    • @WBZ_King
      @WBZ_King 3 년 전 +3

      Fax

    • @ckeekyzekey
      @ckeekyzekey 3 년 전 +21

      I KNOW, just look at the hammer and saw on the crafting table in Minecraft

    • @whydoihavesomanysubscriber9729
      @whydoihavesomanysubscriber9729 3 년 전 +15

      Yea, heres a video showing why they do that, its really interesting actually krplus.net/bidio/lLWvZqdriZ68lII

  • @felixdogan6776
    @felixdogan6776 년 전 +30

    After two years still my favorite skit man

  • @ChrisCarson_
    @ChrisCarson_ 년 전 +13

    That sad piano music fits every sad moment in life

  • @TheJ1156
    @TheJ1156 3 년 전 +4013

    Just put a bucket over his head and steal everything

  • @FraglessJ
    @FraglessJ 3 년 전 +1441

    "Are you injured?"
    "No"
    "Then what you need food for?"

    • @jackpada7015
      @jackpada7015 3 년 전 +37

      *minecraft intensifies*

    • @Me-zt1gk
      @Me-zt1gk 3 년 전 +3

      Limit Breaker Swag. if that isnt some of those Pokémon I- 💀💀

    • @perthraymond-masonsbf4992
      @perthraymond-masonsbf4992 3 년 전 +2

      Skyrim :')

    • @anvahvn
      @anvahvn 3 년 전 +3

      Jack Pada lmao you could even see his nether portal’s reflection in his tv

    • @shortboi_l
      @shortboi_l 3 년 전 +1

      Obviously for when he gets injured lol 😂

  • @tallcat2652
    @tallcat2652 2 년 전 +25

    And then when he finally meets the level requirement, he finds out the sword was the weakest weapon he could’ve gotten for his level…

  • @rysokoimashura7072
    @rysokoimashura7072 2 년 전 +17

    Ploy twist: he can use the sword, just he can't pull out weapons in buildings.

  • @Chandi_Lerald
    @Chandi_Lerald 3 년 전 +15255

    Can we just acknowledge that the merchant is a higher level than the protagonist for being able to unsheathe the sword very easily.

    • @geli95us
      @geli95us 3 년 전 +1683

      everyone knows that merchants are the strongest beings in the world, they could be out there saving the world but they decide not to interfere with mere mortals ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @zecorim
      @zecorim 3 년 전 +174

      lol FACTS 😂

    • @erubin100
      @erubin100 3 년 전 +163

      @@geli95us Just like real life...

    • @DaBard
      @DaBard 3 년 전 +132

      @@geli95us Keckleon in Mystery Dungeon

    • @alvinip9128
      @alvinip9128 3 년 전 +151

      @@geli95usmerchants are crazy powerful even when I reach max level and best gear I still cant leave a scratch on them

  • @sharpblue
    @sharpblue 3 년 전 +1709

    “That’s one of the most powerful weapons, forged by master Arvrocado, wielded by a legendary warrior who brought it back in pristine condition”
    *Compares to own weapon* :
    +2 attack

    • @indraservo5764
      @indraservo5764 3 년 전 +37

      Nahh, weapon's effect is more important than its stat

    • @kevynhansyn2902
      @kevynhansyn2902 3 년 전 +42

      +5 vs Avacados

    • @m0ckyzo185
      @m0ckyzo185 3 년 전 +4

      Low-key the Ultima Weapon in KH 1

    • @magicalpwn
      @magicalpwn 3 년 전 +18

      @@indraservo5764 When you have to replace a weapon with such a great effect when it drops off in damage is the biggest heartbreak anyone ever has to face. Period

    • @1ksubswithoutvideoschallen925
      @1ksubswithoutvideoschallen925 3 년 전 +4

      This
      Is relatable

  • @adminaccess8713
    @adminaccess8713 2 년 전 +12

    “Are you injured?”
    “No.”
    “Then what do you need food for?”

  • @roustance
    @roustance 년 전 +11

    It was the sh*t eating smirk he had on his face with the "What's wrong?" line that got me.

  • @ph4nt0m707
    @ph4nt0m707 3 년 전 +2737

    Dear game developers: let the npc's talkshit.
    ~Sincerely: Gamers everywhere.

    • @rouge-ish324
      @rouge-ish324 3 년 전 +88

      Quicksaving...

    • @miah2626
      @miah2626 3 년 전 +99

      gta has their shit together

    • @osamaslive
      @osamaslive 3 년 전 +25

      Red dead 2 those that

    • @B1ackLotu5
      @B1ackLotu5 3 년 전 +81

      Dear developers let the playable character talk shit and respond XD

    • @NovaStarr
      @NovaStarr 3 년 전 +4

      WoW npcs get a little spicy when rapid-click them too much.

  • @OX3YMORON
    @OX3YMORON 3 년 전 +12767

    Then he goes outside and kills an enemy that drops the same sword for free

    • @FireBlaze-kk1ls
      @FireBlaze-kk1ls 3 년 전 +1212

      Then he tries to double wield it
      but he’s the wrong class

    • @imshaunnurse
      @imshaunnurse 3 년 전 +195

      Lol ultra rage. I bought kzarka weapon set then got a box the first time I fight him

    • @silvergiovanni5336
      @silvergiovanni5336 3 년 전 +66

      @@imshaunnurse well
      At least you get your money back
      Or you can just enhance it easily to TRI then sell it on Market

    • @delakidzz8131
      @delakidzz8131 2 년 전 +42

      @@silvergiovanni5336 yea then you wasted resources because the next weapon you get is too low and needs to be leveled up but you out of materials

    • @4ltrz555
      @4ltrz555 2 년 전 +41

      @@silvergiovanni5336 nah when selling the sword you'll get 30% of the original price

  • @jakerockznoodles
    @jakerockznoodles 2 년 전 +25

    I remember playing a gamebook where it just turns out merchants have incredible powers. You meet one travelling about and get the option to attack him. If you pick this option, the book basically just says "How do you think _he_ survives to do trade in a place like this?! He lifts a finger and blasts you to oblivion" 😂

  • @ISTHATASUPRA..
    @ISTHATASUPRA.. 년 전 +8

    The slides are better damage than any weapon - My Mother

  • @milkcourier1224
    @milkcourier1224 3 년 전 +2108

    where the part where once he reaches the level he realizes his class can't equip it

    • @cinnamongunfire
      @cinnamongunfire 3 년 전 +61

      Milk Courier this never happens to me because I check stats and stuff... people like that are the reason scammers still profit.

    • @C00kii0
      @C00kii0 3 년 전 +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @zeekari
      @zeekari 3 년 전 +49

      Or when he finds a better weapon in a dungeon

    • @gg920__
      @gg920__ 3 년 전 +11

      That hurts the most

    • @posaidon972
      @posaidon972 3 년 전 +1

      @@Yama973 and you can't sell it so you're just stuck with it forever

  • @lockinn-8612
    @lockinn-8612 3 년 전 +8781

    "if it's NOT equippable why does that even exist?!"
    "It makes the weapons shop look like a weapons shop"
    *Everyone felt that*

  • @okidokes
    @okidokes 2 년 전 +6

    I love how the npc gains sentience just to talk trash xD

  • @313ajr
    @313ajr 2 년 전 +6

    I really wish merchants would be this savage in an RPG

  • @artshop8732
    @artshop8732 3 년 전 +1990

    *THE MOST ANNOYING PART IS WHEN THE CURRENCY COSTS REAL MONEY INSTEAD OF BASIC INGAME COINS*

  • @alymationz7908
    @alymationz7908 3 년 전 +1703

    Me : buys a rare item with all my money
    Also me : *finds it in a chest after 10 seconds*

  • @NumaDestroy
    @NumaDestroy 년 전 +10

    I've watched this one way too many times and the way he goes away while cussing then trying to unsheathe the sword to no avail gets me every time 😭

  • @risharddaniels1762

    The irony of the jacket clearly displaying “luck” after discovering that he’s in fact: “SHTOOPIDT”

  • @zr0152
    @zr0152 3 년 전 +1584

    Merchant: no refunds STUPID
    Player: *loading from last checkpoint...*

    • @AsasinoManik
      @AsasinoManik 3 년 전 +55

      Underrated comment.

    • @ccdnckjns2609
      @ccdnckjns2609 3 년 전 +27

      Get this comment uppppp!!!

    • @hiddensinix2767
      @hiddensinix2767 3 년 전 +70

      Then it turns out the auto save after you bought it saved over your only file and the closest save was an hour ago

    • @zeobide12
      @zeobide12 3 년 전 +39

      @@hiddensinix2767 Dont do this to me. This brings back so many unpleasant memories.

    • @alakazamlover4908
      @alakazamlover4908 3 년 전 +17

      Autosave: allow me to introduce myself

  • @lepermessiah2011
    @lepermessiah2011 3 년 전 +2101

    "Man, I'm so stupidt."

  • @ArloeMew
    @ArloeMew 2 년 전 +13

    Unsurprisingly the Shopkeeper does have a high enough level to unsheathe the swords.

  • @davidnguye.n
    @davidnguye.n 년 전 +9

    He’s WAY more than high enough lvl to equip all the weapons in his shop, he probably can equip the weapon forged by Master Avocado as well

  • @marlowefinley-brown5817
    @marlowefinley-brown5817 3 년 전 +1911

    Is no one else concerned that the merchant COULD unsheathe the sword.

    • @blackbluealexv2
      @blackbluealexv2 3 년 전 +395

      The merchant is a former high level adventurer

    • @jmal
      @jmal 3 년 전 +283

      @@blackbluealexv2 Until he took an arrow to the knee.
      Apologies for the dead meme; I'll show meself out.

    • @SpaghettiGod34
      @SpaghettiGod34 3 년 전 +77

      Jun Malabanan I think we all can allow a dead meme every now and then so I’ll give you a pass

    • @TonkarzOfSolSystem
      @TonkarzOfSolSystem 3 년 전 +65

      Shopkeepers are often high level to make stealing harder.

    • @Superthunder236
      @Superthunder236 3 년 전 +20

      Or the fact the merchant isn’t a kill able character and posses no threat other then swords that are to high level

  • @ammaarkhan1409
    @ammaarkhan1409 3 년 전 +1433

    Breath of The Wild logic: "Are you injured?"
    "No"
    "Then what do you need food for?"

    • @ClassicMist360
      @ClassicMist360 3 년 전 +87

      i believe this applies to almost any game ever, not just BotW

    • @Ckoz2829
      @Ckoz2829 3 년 전 +2

      ClassicMist360
      Not Dead Rising. You can eat ‘till you puke in those games.

    • @SaltySyrian
      @SaltySyrian 3 년 전

      Same as mc and mcd

    • @confusedasian2212
      @confusedasian2212 3 년 전 +3

      @@SaltySyrian You still need food to survive, not just to heal.

    • @pawdre5151
      @pawdre5151 3 년 전 +3

      I’m gonna tell this to a homeless person

  • @rylanfitzgerald6085
    @rylanfitzgerald6085 2 년 전 +9

    Nobody talking about how the left glove and the high-level sword cost the same amount. Busted economy

  • @msa9761
    @msa9761 2 년 전 +8

    " How u doin "
    " I'm doing *alright* "
    Got me dead lmao 💀

    • @yondalethomas
      @yondalethomas 2 년 전 +3

      What was so funny about that? I'm glad you're enjoying the video though lol.

  • @stillfree98__60
    @stillfree98__60 3 년 전 +2864

    Everybody gangsta till you can't run cause you carrying too many items

    • @bestcommentuwilleverseeiny5220
      @bestcommentuwilleverseeiny5220 3 년 전 +11

      StillFree98 __ Link: "Is this bunny hood a joke to you?"

    • @heyyou9137
      @heyyou9137 3 년 전 +8

      Everybody gangsta till everyone realise that this joke formate is unfunny overused garbage

    • @drummergurl99
      @drummergurl99 3 년 전 +3

      Love this 🤣🤣

    • @aaaamxr
      @aaaamxr 3 년 전 +13

      FR Tho!!! I like how Geralt runs perfectly and really fast with 79.8 kg out of 80kg space and then once i put on a 200gram bandana and he starts walking as slow as a snail.

    • @godtitan2896
      @godtitan2896 3 년 전 +4

      Horror/rpg games be like that when something chasing you but you can't run because oh wups inventory full

  • @Jaymovindiff
    @Jaymovindiff 3 년 전 +561

    “Looks so..... equippedable” his vocabulary is crazy 😂

  • @thesuperbrick300
    @thesuperbrick300 년 전 +6

    This player clearly doesn’t understand the power of the chancla

  • @insominaddict
    @insominaddict 2 년 전 +16

    That slow movement of the shopkeepers head was gold 0:26

  • @Anime5666
    @Anime5666 3 년 전 +16919

    “You can’t unsheathe it, can you?”
    This hurt. It hurts.

  • @oletramekaf5603
    @oletramekaf5603 3 년 전 +23713

    He needs level 18 to equip that sword.
    At level 17 he will find a better sword from a regular ass chest.

    • @davidreyes5713
      @davidreyes5713 3 년 전 +976

      Yep skyrim

    • @blaacksugar7714
      @blaacksugar7714 3 년 전 +470

      The Zodiac Spear.

    • @theerealatm
      @theerealatm 3 년 전 +310

      Blaack Sugar a man of culture I see. Lmao ff12 is the epitome of finding better shit in a chest.

    • @ramishanwar8989
      @ramishanwar8989 3 년 전 +44

      @@theerealatm the hell you guys talking about?

    • @ratboygirl
      @ratboygirl 3 년 전 +104

      @@ramishanwar8989 final fantasy 12

  • @malice502
    @malice502 년 전 +3

    "It looks so equiptable"
    So true in every rpg game

  • @Karynthian
    @Karynthian 년 전 +7

    Caleb has the best spiteful monologues

  • @davinthompson-williams1237

    Merchant: Are you injured?
    Player: no
    Merchant: then what do you need food for?
    Me: Valid

    • @adedaraadeloro5603
      @adedaraadeloro5603 3 년 전 +18

      Minecraft vibes

    • @hezowrld
      @hezowrld 3 년 전 +6

      @@adedaraadeloro5603 u run out of sttamina in minecraft, ion think that applies to this lmaoo

    • @noobnoob9557
      @noobnoob9557 3 년 전 +2

      SlumpVevo But you can heal yourself by eating to full hunger bar, and you die if you dont have any hunger bars

    • @F-Lambda
      @F-Lambda 3 년 전 +5

      Don't be silly, you use potions to heal! Food is for pre-fight buffs!

    • @adedaraadeloro5603
      @adedaraadeloro5603 3 년 전 +1

      @Nathan jones If you hurt yourself in Minecraft, and you have no portions, you won't heal unless your hunger bar is full, ain't that right?

  • @TheDemon3812
    @TheDemon3812 2 년 전 +2

    The way he said stupid, and dumb at the end had me crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @msa9761
    @msa9761 2 년 전 +3

    My man just broke his knife and decided to do a skit. Amazing story 👌

  • @deadmeme4058
    @deadmeme4058 3 년 전 +3113

    "Finally I'm at level 100. Can I finally use this sword?!"
    "No, sorry. Only the game admins can use this."

    • @redhood0473
      @redhood0473 3 년 전 +75

      That has never happened once

    • @subhanzaman4438
      @subhanzaman4438 3 년 전 +34

      Never got that far.......

    • @RafikelJar
      @RafikelJar 3 년 전 +182

      the better answer would be "your class can't equip this type of weapon"

    • @ToxicSkull0
      @ToxicSkull0 3 년 전 +29

      You need infamy level 3 which means you need to reset to level 0 3 times

    • @subhanzaman4438
      @subhanzaman4438 3 년 전 +2

      Hmm how about I just write you a check how much, I can't wait anymore....

  • @meerakitengoku9577
    @meerakitengoku9577 3 년 전 +1238

    "I require the strongest of potions."
    "Yes but, unfortunately you're not high leveled enough to handle its potent."

    • @TheDwarvenDefender
      @TheDwarvenDefender 3 년 전 +50

      Potion seller...
      I am going into BHATTLE--

    • @fury6688
      @fury6688 3 년 전 +18

      TheDwarvenDefender I require only your strongest potions

    • @kayleawilson
      @kayleawilson 3 년 전 +12

      pOtiOn sellEerrr

    • @lucasbarcelos2101
      @lucasbarcelos2101 3 년 전 +15

      "You're a rascal. You're a rascal with no respect for knights. No respect for anything except your potions!" "Why respect knights if my potions can do everything that you can?" Pure gold that one

    • @BlaxeFrost-X
      @BlaxeFrost-X 3 년 전 +1

      I mean, you unlock Etanol Potions at lvl 18, yet you can try to use them earlier with the black market or a higher level player trade

  • @Elysing
    @Elysing 2 년 전 +4

    When u play Elden Ring and buy a high Level weapon and didnt realize that u can't use it "whats wrong?!" 3:02

  • @PutYoRhymeOn
    @PutYoRhymeOn 년 전 +2

    The vendor's shit talking at the end is the funniest part for me 😂

  • @_Arkane
    @_Arkane 3 년 전 +3194

    “You’re level 12”
    *pulls out phone*
    Great, he’s playing the mobile version....

    • @livisliced
      @livisliced 3 년 전 +18

      what's wrong with the mobile version??

    • @raymundoraymond4051
      @raymundoraymond4051 3 년 전 +110

      @@livisliced mobile ports of certain RPGs (and basically every other game) are just sleezy recycled crap with some exceptions. These range from "not as good as the original" to "a barely playable pay to play game filled with microtransactions"

    • @wasabi5932
      @wasabi5932 3 년 전 +47

      @@livisliced mobile games are very limited not to mention crappy

    • @moth8775
      @moth8775 3 년 전

      @@wasabi5932 Art of war Global conflict.

    • @kiro253
      @kiro253 3 년 전 +1

      @@moth8775 actually pretty p2w

  • @Words2000
    @Words2000 3 년 전 +6942

    *This man can make a whole movie with just himself*

  • @thelocalfbiagent8073
    @thelocalfbiagent8073 2 년 전 +4

    His npc voice is so perfect

  • @iFrostyPhoenix
    @iFrostyPhoenix 2 년 전 +2

    i like how the merchant broke out his formal character when he proved his point just to humiliate him

  • @glassesnotfound-4372
    @glassesnotfound-4372 3 년 전 +1101

    “Your level 12”
    *”how do you know that?”*
    *”𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘴 𝘢 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘪 𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸“*

    • @jdoggmusicman
      @jdoggmusicman 3 년 전 +20

      *you're*

    • @thatluckylettuceguythatsle4358
      @thatluckylettuceguythatsle4358 3 년 전 +7

      Oh wow you saw the video too?

    • @betrayal1142
      @betrayal1142 3 년 전

      @@jdoggmusicman you are wrong lol. The original comment 'your' was correct. Learn grammar properly before correcting people.

    • @betrayal1142
      @betrayal1142 3 년 전

      It can go-your level is 12 or you're a level 12.

    • @bk7064
      @bk7064 3 년 전 +10

      @@betrayal1142 in the video he said "You're level 12". Basically the "you are" would be correct so he isnt wrong.

  • @csmlegend3704
    @csmlegend3704 3 년 전 +719

    lmaooo when the merchant starts bobbing his head slightly

    • @crystalraider5785
      @crystalraider5785 3 년 전 +20

      Idle animation bro hahaha

    • @58209
      @58209 3 년 전 +6

      caleb has mastered the lost art of irl idle animations: krplus.net/bidio/d8p-g4SmkaXPe34

    • @Dandiggas
      @Dandiggas 3 년 전 +1

      Hahaha! That took me out

    • @dc1939
      @dc1939 3 년 전 +3

      Its little details like this that bring these to the next level.

  • @Jayphresh14
    @Jayphresh14 2 년 전 +2

    “ ayye ayye and look no returns either, you keep that “ 😂😂😂

  • @majdsinjar4102
    @majdsinjar4102 2 년 전 +3

    “Are you injured?” Then what you need food for? 😂

  • @justincoloma3721
    @justincoloma3721 3 년 전 +1384

    “Left glove costs 80 000 gems while the right one costs 90 000 gems”
    Merchant: *Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.*

  • @Kenlac92
    @Kenlac92 3 년 전 +23089

    Bruh that merchant bout to see him quick save.

  • @thelavinator6343
    @thelavinator6343 4 개월 전 +4

    I think that the overpowered NPC merchants actually used to be adventurers back in the day. They ended up completing their quests, got all the side quests finished, retired, and became merchants. They keep up with their training between customers. How's that for head canon

  • @pelagiushipbone7968
    @pelagiushipbone7968 3 년 전 +2867

    If it was Skyrim:
    “Uh can I get it for 20% off”
    “I’m trying to run a business here!”
    “Okay what about 70% off”
    “You got yourself a deal”
    *Speech 100*

    • @midnitestate
      @midnitestate 3 년 전 +134

      Nah dude just put a bucket over his head 😂

    • @ashmax3228
      @ashmax3228 3 년 전 +5

      @@midnitestate 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @leroyrodgers6089
      @leroyrodgers6089 3 년 전 +1

      Yaaaasss

    • @aceofshades4928
      @aceofshades4928 3 년 전 +7

      @@midnitestate or crouch directly behind him😂

    • @rodjjt7742
      @rodjjt7742 3 년 전 +3

      If this was Skyrim you could kill that merchant for talking all that junk.

  • @dwightschrute3721
    @dwightschrute3721 3 년 전 +1068

    That vender ain’t gonna be laughing once he sees Caleb quick save

    • @mrcharisma
      @mrcharisma 3 년 전 +101

      But then again, he unsheathed the weapon when Caleb couldn't! I'm thinking that's a high lvl NPC

    • @andrewbravo6152
      @andrewbravo6152 3 년 전 +24

      What’s he gonna kill the vender with? The broken knife?

    • @Johny97_
      @Johny97_ 3 년 전 +1

      Plot twist , his last save was his autosave after buying the high level blade

  • @jennjuiice
    @jennjuiice 10 개월 전 +2

    I'm dead with how hard the merchant went in on him!!!! Lmfao you just know he logged out after that. Lmfao 💀🤣😂

  • @IntrovertedVerbalist

    Literally every CalebCity video I watch got me weak 🤣🤣 bro you are too funny!! I laugh everytime like it's my first time watching 😂😂

  • @littleblueclovers
    @littleblueclovers 3 년 전 +4660

    “Pick anything you want!”
    “There are only 3 items”
    “We swap them out daily”
    “BRO JUST SHOW ME YOUR STORAGE”

  • @xraydoge5430
    @xraydoge5430 3 년 전 +2785

    Should’ve been like:
    Caleb: Can I sell it back to you?
    Merchant: yes.... but for 8000 red gems
    Caleb: *I BOUGHT IT FOR 80,000*

  • @Lady-V
    @Lady-V 2 년 전 +7

    I mean he could probably try to swing it like a stick, but knowing RPG's it'd probably just bounce off the enemies

  • @keerthichandra376
    @keerthichandra376 년 전 +2

    Dont ever let that piano music go away from your videos.. it makes everything sooooo good

  • @sando5236
    @sando5236 3 년 전 +1915

    Instead saying he can't return it, he should have said he could return it for 50 RG.

    • @splinter360
      @splinter360 3 년 전 +40

      Lol exactly.

    • @silenteye9547
      @silenteye9547 3 년 전 +36

      Ehh- I bought an item in a game for 800+coins I could sell it back (same seller) for 56 fu-cking coins and I hate that--

    • @brianwaltse281
      @brianwaltse281 3 년 전 +33

      You sell something to them for like 1000 gold, and they try to sell it back 2 milliseconds later for 9600

    • @jamesbeachem5244
      @jamesbeachem5244 3 년 전 +20

      Gamestop'd him

    • @minismallists
      @minismallists 3 년 전 +12

      @@brianwaltse281 that's called tax

  • @kai__18
    @kai__18 3 년 전 +2694

    Player: "If I can’t use it, I want to sell it back."
    Shop: "Sure. 5 red gems sounds good, right?"