The Race to Win Staten Island

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  • 게시일 2019. 09. 11.
  • Thank you to my patrons for making this possible: www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=22...
    Special thanks to: Abdullah Abdulaziz, Andrea Di Biagio, Andrew Proue, Bear, Ben Schwab, Bob Kunz, Cas Eliëns, Chris Amaris, Chris Chapin, Christian Cooper, chrysilis, Colin Millions, Dag Viggo Lokøen, David F WatsonDavid Palomares, Derek Bonner, Derek Jackson, Donal Botkin, DretheGreat, Edward Adams, Elizabeth Keathley, Emil, emptymachine, Erik Parasiuk, Esteban Santana Santana, Faust Fairbrook, Freddi Hørlyck, Gavin Voit, George Lin, Guillermo, Jacob O, James Bissonette, Jason Lewandowski, John Buchan, John Lee, John Rogers, JoJo Chehebar, ken mcfarlane, Kozo Ota, Leon, Maarten van der Blij, Marco Arment, Martin, Maxime Zielony, Michael Mrozek, Mikko, Nevin Spoljaric, Orbit_Junkie, Osric Lord-Williams, Peter Lomax, Phil Gardner, Rescla, Rhys Parry, Richard Jenkins, rictic, Ron Bowes, Saki Comandao, Shallon Brown, Shantanu Raj, ShiroiYami, Steven Grimm, Tianyu Ge, Tijmen van Dien, Tristan Watts-Willis, Tómas Ãrni Jónasson, Veronica Peshterianu, سليمان العقل
    Music by: www.davidreesmusic.com

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  • @CGPGrey
    @CGPGrey  4 년 전 +8711

    Thank you to all my patrons for making a video like this possible. www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=227816

    • @graytsudreyer4710
      @graytsudreyer4710 4 년 전 +42

      You should probably pin the comment..

    • @fairbmf
      @fairbmf 4 년 전 +46

      Grey you are hilarious and brilliant. Keep 'em coming.

    • @Inhumane
      @Inhumane 4 년 전 +14

      Thank you for your effort in making this bideo

    • @unformedeight
      @unformedeight 4 년 전 +4

      What lead you to get interested in something like this?

    • @vkyugly
      @vkyugly 4 년 전 +6

      Hi Grey. You're really amazing. Sincerely thank you for the video.

  • @Professional-Gamer
    @Professional-Gamer 년 전 +7127

    Moral of the story: "If CGP Grey emails you, you can either answer the email or you can answer the door."

    • @bernier42
      @bernier42 년 전 +105

      Door (lol) #3: go to extreme lengths to avoid him

  • @themadkraken1912
    @themadkraken1912 4 년 전 +4503

    _Internet Man is irrationally angry about a dead guy lying for eleven minutes and six seconds_

    • @jamesmccomb9525
      @jamesmccomb9525 4 년 전 +122

      Irrationally?

    • @themadkraken1912
      @themadkraken1912 4 년 전 +38

      @@jamesmccomb9525 good point.

    • @pasteurjeandaniel
      @pasteurjeandaniel 4 년 전 +44

      Rationally angry

    • @batandballtv
      @batandballtv 4 년 전 +21

      and isn't it glorious?

    • @themadkraken1912
      @themadkraken1912 4 년 전 +38

      @@batandballtv More concerning than glorious, but there is still a sizeable amount of glory in being able to claim that you travelled thousands of miles just to be pissed off at historical record keeping.

  • @khodibritton8368
    @khodibritton8368 2 년 전 +5717

    “Ignore my emails? I might just show up.” Is such an ominous line and no one’s talking about it.

    • @uRDM
      @uRDM 년 전 +13

      TRUE

    • @fluence51
      @fluence51 년 전 +9

      Read your comment at the exact same moment he said it.

    • @blametl4921
      @blametl4921 년 전 +48

      I think it amazing that they found out he was on Staten Island before he got there

    • @johnw.lennon1366
      @johnw.lennon1366 년 전 +3

      @@fluence51 same

  • @darthkarr
    @darthkarr 3 년 전 +7123

    I like how the museums closed for "heat reasons" and then it pisses down with rain.
    GREATEST CONSPIRACY EVER

    • @theflyingspaget
      @theflyingspaget 2 년 전 +286

      Well, it was warm rain. The rainbow makes that pretty clear.

    • @jacobjones4766
      @jacobjones4766 2 년 전 +232

      Bro the warm rain in the northeast of the us will have healthy people gasping for air like they got asthma.

    • @naturalaura5716
      @naturalaura5716 2 년 전 +69

      That’s how it works in the summer here in Staten Island 😂 it gets really hot and then the rain comes and the temp drops 20 degrees

    • @verylostdoommarauder
      @verylostdoommarauder 2 년 전 +80

      It closes for "heat reasons"
      despite the fact that it's a building
      where everything is inside
      where there is more than likely AC installed.

    • @killerkirbydude
      @killerkirbydude 2 년 전 +7

      You must be from somewhere else, pal.

  • @BossMcAwesome
    @BossMcAwesome 4 년 전 +2784

    "Grey has a full mental breakdown for 11 minutes straight"

    • @joebobby1412
      @joebobby1412 4 년 전 +26

      Brayden
      More like partial- over several weeks, or months, no?

    • @jordanhe7509
      @jordanhe7509 4 년 전 +7

      More like 11 weeks

    • @sassycassgames3158
      @sassycassgames3158 4 년 전 +32

      He researched far enough to find a single name in thousands of newspapers, then failing that, flew all the way from Britain to New York, lost the trail, visited a museum, abd then *found the grave of a man who died almost 2 centuries ago,* just because that was the name he was looking for. I believe that mental breakdown lasted more then 11 minutes

    • @ricenipcies219
      @ricenipcies219 4 년 전 +5

      Why is it in quotes

  • @luketmosley
    @luketmosley 4 년 전 +4157

    This is a better "descent into madness" tale than the Joker. He's literally running around a graveyard in a thunderstorm by the end.

  • @dafreedomtiger7652
    @dafreedomtiger7652 3 년 전 +14013

    imagine visiting a grave of a loved one only to see a disheveled man saying to himself, "i know you're here, you're here somewhere"

  • @malachipash3824
    @malachipash3824 3 년 전 +2145

    "... I've always found that hometown historians happily honour hometown heroes" slick wording.

    • @TheBluePhoenix008
      @TheBluePhoenix008 2 년 전 +44

      He does this in every video. How??

    • @icegod4849
      @icegod4849 년 전 +51

      Alliterations do be powerful

    • @BamBamBoy7
      @BamBamBoy7 년 전 +7

      Bojack horseman moment

    • @dat_music_dude9718
      @dat_music_dude9718 년 전 +9

      As a Staten Islander, our hometown heroes are Carlo Gambino, the drummer from Twisted Sister, and Pete Davidson…

  • @SchutzmarkeGMBH
    @SchutzmarkeGMBH 4 년 전 +17149

    The difference between a curious person and a historian is if your research ends on Wikipedia or on a graveyard during a thunderstorm.

    • @animewatch4213
      @animewatch4213 4 년 전 +1058

      Historian desperately wants to talk to the dead. So much is lost to history, if only the dead can speak.

    • @Yassir12HD
      @Yassir12HD 4 년 전 +427

      @@whiteamericanmale7392 HOLY FUCKING SHIT dude are you serious? that is CRAZY dude holyyy shiiiit omg dead ppl cant speak omfg i csnt breath

    • @Loremaster85
      @Loremaster85 4 년 전 +417

      @@whiteamericanmale7392 That's quitter talk right there.

    • @johncalabria1607
      @johncalabria1607 4 년 전 +118

      White American Male Why don’t you get that negativity out of here?

    • @armvex
      @armvex 4 년 전 +103

      @@whiteamericanmale7392
      The dead can't speak but the dead body can tell many things.

  • @Hypercube9
    @Hypercube9 4 년 전 +3038

    "...and here is where our story ends."
    Next clip: A shovel is seen digging into the ground... {to be continued}

  • @karlwittenburg5868
    @karlwittenburg5868 년 전 +1829

    As a history student myself, I wonder when the time will come for me to finally have a breaking moment where I vow to chase to the ends of the earth the smallest details written at the bottom of a page of footnotes.
    I am not looking forward to that day, but I have accepted it will come inevitably

  • @MangersAndBash
    @MangersAndBash 년 전 +621

    It's kind of beautiful how you chased an ending to your journey that could never be reached, only to find a rainbow, whose end can never truly be reached

  • @GenkiGanbare
    @GenkiGanbare 4 년 전 +2556

    "Time...to let it go"
    Narrator: *Grey did not let it go*

    • @markoftheland3115
      @markoftheland3115 4 년 전 +27

      Lemony snicket: "letting it go is a saying in which here means not letting it go"

    • @AnnikaOakinnA
      @AnnikaOakinnA 4 년 전 +20

      @@markoftheland3115 "a phrase which here means taking an intercontinental flight to harangue a librarian and break into a museum during a heat wave in order to uncover the truth"

    • @rascallyrabbit717
      @rascallyrabbit717 4 년 전

      Like a dog tug of war

    • @77cicero77
      @77cicero77 4 년 전 +4

      *Always Sunny Theme*
      “The Gang Doesn’t Let it Go”

    • @patrickkoller5017
      @patrickkoller5017 4 년 전

      Narrator: Bear did put it in

  • @kyrla
    @kyrla 4 년 전 +2403

    We all know why the Billoppp museum was *really* closed.

    • @maliciousfry
      @maliciousfry 4 년 전 +83

      All according to keikaku

    • @Eleriam
      @Eleriam 4 년 전 +211

      Yup, they were tipped by the NSA as soon as they became aware that Grey was coming!

    • @sab0403
      @sab0403 4 년 전 +132

      This is now my favorite conspiracy theory.

    • @fakedoorsfordinner1677
      @fakedoorsfordinner1677 4 년 전 +21

      Its billoppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

    • @RainaRamsay
      @RainaRamsay 4 년 전 +35

      When they dodge your questions, they don't fool around at it

  • @ukukyyg
    @ukukyyg 2 년 전 +368

    “Oh dammit there’s two of them!”
    -CGP Grey

    • @TheDapperDog402
      @TheDapperDog402 2 년 전 +32

      "This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them?!"

  • @MrMe-go8zh
    @MrMe-go8zh 3 년 전 +957

    Imagine just walking down a cemetary with your classmates for a school fieldtrip and see some guy saying "I know you're hear somewhere", "it's amazing" and laughing hysterically

    • @tophatsurgeon7469
      @tophatsurgeon7469 2 년 전 +28

      Cue Homer Simpson slowly backing into hedge meme

    • @alzhanvoidsansado
      @alzhanvoidsansado 2 년 전 +50

      School fieldtrip on a graveyard in the middle of a thunderstorm?

    • @pantuternik
      @pantuternik 년 전 +35

      @@alzhanvoidsansado Maybe it's the local emo group

    • @icegod4849
      @icegod4849 년 전 +27

      @@pantuternik Ah yes, the local emo school

  • @sako091
    @sako091 4 년 전 +3606

    This story had CGP Grey going Disosway and Thatoway

  • @sethlarson9433
    @sethlarson9433 3 년 전 +5497

    “Where is it, I know your here somewhere.” Is probably the best thing to say while stomping through a graveyard in a storm.

    • @janed6863
      @janed6863 2 년 전 +29

      you will never know what i wrote here ...Read more

    • @gabrielvarig
      @gabrielvarig 2 년 전 +108

      I feel like it missed an angry “…you son of a bitch!” from him too.

    • @whythehelldoineedahandle
      @whythehelldoineedahandle 2 년 전 +23

      @@janed6863 That didnt trick me 😂😂😂

    • @hi.241
      @hi.241 2 년 전 +12

      @@janed6863 you know it probably doesn't appears after that
      And somewhere around there?

    • @TheBluePhoenix008
      @TheBluePhoenix008 2 년 전 +9

      @@janed6863 that's not how it works

  • @879PC
    @879PC 2 년 전 +504

    I love the idea of Lady Grey walking past as Grey is listening to the supreme court record because I have no idea if she would think "yea that's my husband" or "what the f*** is he doing"

  • @nathansteiner8595
    @nathansteiner8595 2 년 전 +184

    something about grey running around a graveyard in the rain yelling "where is it" and "I know your here somewhere" is hilarious.

  • @HappyDayDude1990
    @HappyDayDude1990 4 년 전 +3684

    I will never complain ever again how long sparse are CGP Grey uploads.

  • @ThatGuanfranco
    @ThatGuanfranco 4 년 전 +3029

    "Ignore my emails? I might just show up."
    CPG Grey straight gangsta

    • @iadtag1853
      @iadtag1853 4 년 전 +2

      ThatGuanfranco even good that he, himself, just trash mails in reading mere less than a sentence.

    • @dillenbeck53531
      @dillenbeck53531 4 년 전 +51

      He might just show up - but Homeland Security might just inform the museum and they'll be closed on the days he is in town. (Probably used their secret weather control devices to provide an excuse - just how deep does the Staten Island conspiracy go? The POTUS? The Pope? Maybe all the way to the top, to Tom Scott and Computerphile? Who knows, who knows... I bet Dan Brown does, and even he is too scared to write a book about it.)

    • @amehak1922
      @amehak1922 4 년 전

      Challenge accepted!!

    • @asspounderify
      @asspounderify 4 년 전 +2

      Except they knew he was coming so they closed up shop early

    • @hukama6911
      @hukama6911 4 년 전 +2

      only grey can ignore emails, no one else can

  • @HollowIchigo4243
    @HollowIchigo4243 2 년 전 +597

    Your dedication to the craft is astounding. Traveling to the US on a trail of a newspaper that went missing, only to end up on a graveyard in a storm is I think the coolest thing Ive seen someone do on this platform for his content. I only wish I discovered you sooner!

  • @mkosmala1309
    @mkosmala1309 년 전 +198

    Imagine how much a shock it would be to have some dude in England who emailed you, who you never responded to, and then he just SHOWS UP.

  • @forktailedd3vil82
    @forktailedd3vil82 4 년 전 +14748

    This has to be the most anyone has cared about Staten Island in the last century.

  • @ExclVids
    @ExclVids 3 년 전 +7532

    I was half expecting the last scene to end with him sitting on the grave with a oujia board looking for an interview.

  • @neroyuki241
    @neroyuki241 2 년 전 +70

    9:14 tfw the museum said they are closed because of heatwave and its raining right after is just peak ironic

  • @Nighthawk1000
    @Nighthawk1000 년 전 +59

    He is now immortalized in the Staten Island Wikipedia article.

  • @TheAlps36
    @TheAlps36 4 년 전 +3284

    Ladies and gentlemen, CGP Grey presents "A day in the life of a historian"

  • @Jaynautic
    @Jaynautic 4 년 전 +2436

    new title: *CGP Grey: The Descent Into Madness*

  • @payalporwal6356
    @payalporwal6356 2 년 전 +290

    This is PhD level stuff. Jokes aside, really impressive.

  • @joshuapatrick682
    @joshuapatrick682 년 전 +45

    10:15 extreme heat my ass, it’s a conspiracy! The “book keepers” told the Museum curators you were coming so they put that update on the website and ran for the hills!

  • @Wintershot
    @Wintershot 4 년 전 +1931

    "Due to extreme heat the museum will be closed" -- Rainstorm ensues.
    They will stop at nothing to keep the truth hidden!

    • @speedbump0619
      @speedbump0619 4 년 전 +32

      Stop bringing so much heat CGP Grey!

    • @TheHadMatters
      @TheHadMatters 4 년 전 +15

      @Winters, how do you mean that? The rainstorm was probably caused by the extreme heat.

    • @Cliffdog01
      @Cliffdog01 4 년 전 +63

      My tinfoil hat theory is that the people at the library spread the word to the museum that someone was asking too many questions about the secret gazette and so they closed up knowing he was heading there next. It's all connected!!

    • @nicksoup
      @nicksoup 4 년 전 +3

      It's America, it's what we do.

    • @mattwinward3168
      @mattwinward3168 4 년 전 +9

      We all know they were just avoiding you, CGPgrey.

  • @groodey5714
    @groodey5714 4 년 전 +2032

    The amount of source checking in this video would make any English teacher pass out.

    • @N-HTTi
      @N-HTTi 4 년 전 +10

      Original Shitposter loool 😂 😂 😂 💔

    • @bradlemmond
      @bradlemmond 4 년 전 +44

      Or make any English teacher hard.

    • @groodey5714
      @groodey5714 4 년 전 +12

      Brad Lemmond well that wasn’t very Christian channel like of you.

    • @davidheras5263
      @davidheras5263 4 년 전 +7

      I AM an English teacher. I passed out.

    • @Rainb0wzNstuff
      @Rainb0wzNstuff 4 년 전

      Yea

  • @Junohstar
    @Junohstar 2 년 전 +68

    I just watched a man go through the 5 stages of grief over some history that we all probably could’ve lived without

  • @damyenhockman5440
    @damyenhockman5440 3 년 전 +103

    Watching a man's descent into madness is... Hard to describe

  • @nebuli55
    @nebuli55 4 년 전 +2482

    Some say grey still wasnt satisfied and brought a shovel to the graveyard.

    • @andmicbro1
      @andmicbro1 4 년 전 +120

      He never left Staten Island, he's still there waiting for the historians to come around.

    • @dave5194
      @dave5194 4 년 전 +40

      @@andmicbro1 gasp! So he only made this video to make them think that he left.

    • @classarank7youtubeherokeyb63
      @classarank7youtubeherokeyb63 4 년 전 +42

      "It was his hat grey! He was number one!"

    • @adamhunter3692
      @adamhunter3692 4 년 전 +12

      I was going to say him running around a graveyard in a thunderstorm gives it that "graverobbing feel"

    • @deanc9453
      @deanc9453 4 년 전

      @Aspiring Marauder +

  • @Jacko1962
    @Jacko1962 4 년 전 +3849

    NOW I understand why it takes him this long to release new videos

  • @megabyte01
    @megabyte01 2 년 전 +57

    I wonder if anyone has picked up where Grey left off and interviewed the Staten Island Museum docents?

  • @theguywhoruinsthejoke9027

    Fun Fact: Grey did actually blank the section on the race from the Christopher Billopp Wikipedia page, and was questioned by Wikipedia staff before the video came out.

  • @governmentspydrone7214
    @governmentspydrone7214 4 년 전 +675

    Alternative title: CGP Grey slowly loses grip of his sanity thanks to some boat going around an island.

  • @noidea2568
    @noidea2568 4 년 전 +31479

    This is just an 11 minute video of CGP Grey going insane.

    • @aok76_
      @aok76_ 4 년 전 +611

      and it's amazing!

    • @JAAAY62
      @JAAAY62 4 년 전 +915

      Especially after he was locked out of Billopp's house and laughing, I thought, "he reached his breaking point."

    • @waikien
      @waikien 4 년 전 +93

      Going?

    • @spike7507
      @spike7507 4 년 전 +43

      11 minutes and 06 secs

    • @TotoDG
      @TotoDG 4 년 전 +83

      Of course. Why do you think I’m subscribed here?

  • @mw2zorzest
    @mw2zorzest 2 년 전 +57

    I swear this man was THIS close to digging up the grave just to prove a point.

  • @loorthedarkelf8353
    @loorthedarkelf8353 2 년 전 +31

    Okay but can we all appriciate the incredible irony of the thematic thunderstorm AND rainbow when he found the grave??? Like... if he hadn't filmed it, I wouldn't be given to believe it

  • @TheBassMan533
    @TheBassMan533 3 년 전 +14559

    Maybe the real Christopher Billopp is the friends we made along the way

  • @Svelva
    @Svelva 4 년 전 +4519

    Moral of the story: never ignore Grey's mails, or he might show up to your door

    • @blue-wl5xl
      @blue-wl5xl 3 년 전 +24

      Hah that's a good one

    • @ianr.1225
      @ianr.1225 3 년 전 +127

      Wouldn't that make the moral of the story "Ignore Grey's emails"?

    • @dkursada
      @dkursada 3 년 전 +38

      Holy jeebees I'm on his mail list and have been ignoring the e-mails for some time now

    • @englishmotherfucker1058
      @englishmotherfucker1058 3 년 전 +39

      @@dkursada he's coming for you

    • @usagi2934
      @usagi2934 3 년 전 +13

      @@ianr.1225 he'd break your knee caps. they ran away before he could

  • @jacoblipkestudios7621
    @jacoblipkestudios7621 2 년 전 +41

    Finding the graves in the rain at the end was awesome man. It’s like a ghost hunting type deal but with real spirits in the form of vague stories of the past. Love your videos man, you will be an American hero in your legacy because of things like this!

  • @timesnewlogan2032
    @timesnewlogan2032 2 년 전 +61

    Can I just say, I love that you go to these lengths to be absolutely certain something is true or false? I wish I had the time and resources to hunt for history like you do!

  • @seventyeight3452
    @seventyeight3452 4 년 전 +3734

    I will never complain about the wait of CGP Grey videos ever again.

  • @Grumpist1
    @Grumpist1 4 년 전 +13047

    The only fair thing to do is to give Staten Island to CGP Grey

    • @beeble2003
      @beeble2003 4 년 전 +541

      Only if he can sail around it in less than 24 hours, and 200 years later have people say that he put empty shipping containers on the deck.

    • @pammylammyd
      @pammylammyd 4 년 전 +127

      Tbh we wouldn’t be opposed to that

    • @cubicuboctahedron
      @cubicuboctahedron 4 년 전 +80

      He would probably take a picture of it and throw it away.

    • @thehivalianempire7664
      @thehivalianempire7664 4 년 전 +79

      I wouldn't mind giving it to him, he put a lot of work a dedication into this, and new York state is pretty big so we're not losing much

    • @acebalistic1358
      @acebalistic1358 4 년 전 +6

      KingOfKaiju05 can someone tell me what tbh stands for?

  • @RushinGoose
    @RushinGoose 2 년 전 +52

    Supreme Court: *inhales* EXCLUSIVE JURISDICTION

  • @kake9340
    @kake9340 3 년 전 +24

    911: 911 what's your emergency?
    Caller: Yeah there is a man wearing a black hoodie mumbling to himself, we're at the cemetery.

  • @Lee1enfield
    @Lee1enfield 4 년 전 +1385

    Customs:
    Why are you visiting the USA?
    CGP Grey:
    BECAUSE I NEED TO KNOW!

    • @every116
      @every116 4 년 전 +46

      I'm pretty sure CPG Grey is an American citizen and they wouldn't need to ask that kind of question.

    • @IceSpoon
      @IceSpoon 4 년 전 +38

      I unironically believe that's what he said to the poor guard at customs lol

    • @alexmarsh8464
      @alexmarsh8464 4 년 전 +11

      every116 yeah, they would just say, “welcome home,” I believe.

    • @Rudofaux
      @Rudofaux 4 년 전 +3

      @@aymarafan7669 That means he's still a US citizen.

    • @god2electricboogaloo200
      @god2electricboogaloo200 4 년 전 +3

      "I don't need sleep. I need answers."

  • @Crazelord91
    @Crazelord91 4 년 전 +12228

    I'm surprised Grey didn't go as far as building a period accurate sail boat and seeing if he could circle SI in 24 hours

    • @eljanrimsa5843
      @eljanrimsa5843 4 년 전 +785

      and if the damn barrels actually make a difference

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 4 년 전 +133

      It must be done

    • @myronvenero9371
      @myronvenero9371 4 년 전 +136

      Please let that be the next vid part 2

    • @weesalikesmilktea4829
      @weesalikesmilktea4829 4 년 전 +246

      Don't give him ideas, he's already too far gone

    • @woodbbl
      @woodbbl 4 년 전 +190

      @@eljanrimsa5843 Mythbusters/CGP Grey crossover, anyone?

  • @Ronaldo-wg9hg
    @Ronaldo-wg9hg 년 전 +39

    As a resident of Staten Island I appreciate your hard work

  • @Jayce1701
    @Jayce1701 년 전 +18

    Thank you so much for bringing attention to this. As a native, it's always nice to see Staten Island get a little love ... even if it is stalker-ish love. It shows dedication! ;)
    I hope you got to see the Terminal Moraine while you were at the Conference House. An important part of our geologic history not 100ft from where you were sitting on the beach!

  • @depkatze4134
    @depkatze4134 4 년 전 +1759

    Lesson learnt: Always reply to CGP Grey's emails or he will come after you

    • @chatoyerhuggins2894
      @chatoyerhuggins2894 4 년 전 +31

      Despite the fact that he won't answer, or even read, yours :P

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 4 년 전 +52

      @@chatoyerhuggins2894
      Did you try going to his house and bothering him extremely politely?

    • @andersenzheng
      @andersenzheng 4 년 전 +14

      but he will just walk away if you say you are closed.

    • @swarm232
      @swarm232 4 년 전 +9

      Or never reply to his emails if you want to meet him and have an autograph

    • @chatoyerhuggins2894
      @chatoyerhuggins2894 4 년 전 +8

      @@swarm232 If you listen to Cortex you'll find two explanations there (well, more, but here are the main 2):
      1. He doesn't read the majority of his email, and if an email looks to wordy he skips it as well. He has an assistant go through most of his contact stuff and forward him things of interest.
      2. Much more importantly, Grey is not a social guy. Going to cons and meeting people there is about as taxing as he wants to get, and he has to prep himself for that. He doesn't want to meet fans out in the wild, and he hates even his baristas recognizing him in coffee shops.
      Edit actually the second point comes up more on Hellointernet, since Brady is the opposite of him in that regard.

  • @poletooke4691
    @poletooke4691 3 년 전 +4227

    “More than 200 years ago” does technically align with “almost 300 years ago”

    • @emadgergis6710
      @emadgergis6710 3 년 전 +6

      Pole Tooke well

    • @exlibris5772
      @exlibris5772 3 년 전 +342

      Yes, and it also aligns with "More than twenty minutes ago"

    • @sukithebean7920
      @sukithebean7920 3 년 전 +69

      @@exlibris5772 Okay, but that's blowing it out of proportion. The difference is more like "more than 6 months ago" and "almost 1 year ago".

    • @Larc560
      @Larc560 3 년 전 +15

      @@sukithebean7920 the proportion is that only if you consider it by pure cronological time, but still, to investigate something it my aswell say before you were born

    • @mr.epicpoet5193
      @mr.epicpoet5193 2 년 전 +19

      Technically speaking king George III died over a year ago

  • @kindacrabby
    @kindacrabby 년 전 +14

    “Ignore my calls? *I might just show up* ” 💀💀💀

  • @shaneltr7939
    @shaneltr7939 2 년 전 +15

    The loss of history is so heartbreaking. I love this video so much, it really shows how much you put into what you do and how much you care. I hope you had a drink on the flight back.

  • @MrSafer
    @MrSafer 4 년 전 +2337

    I have an inkling now why so much time passes between some of the videos.

  • @markoftheland3115
    @markoftheland3115 4 년 전 +1764

    CGPGrey angrily trying to find old information in poorly mantained archives... Now *that* is content.

    • @lifeguardpanda
      @lifeguardpanda 4 년 전 +18

      Marcos Landi Staten Island's history is really weird because most of it nobody knows or cares about.

    • @dx-ek4vr
      @dx-ek4vr 4 년 전 +20

      "Impossible. Perhaps the archives are incomplete."
      - CGP Grey, 2019

    • @Eric-qe6xz
      @Eric-qe6xz 4 년 전 +6

      @@lifeguardpanda Honestly, much of the Island's history that I know is from the contemporary era. I used to hear stories from my father and I had pictures of my Grandmother and her stories (She was around from 1914-2016...) I honestly don't know that much, though, like I can tell you more about the Ottoman Empire than Staten Island

  • @MikeyMoves2
    @MikeyMoves2 2 년 전 +15

    Thank you, Mr. Grey. My childhood home & the site of my Eagle Scout Community Service Project. Your quote about being ready to change your opinions if you always want to be right hangs in my Florida classroom for my middle school students to read.

  • @akwardsiIence
    @akwardsiIence 3 년 전 +32

    10:45 It's almost like they are smiling at you from their grave

  • @grivar
    @grivar 4 년 전 +1911

    'Ignore my emails? I might just show up'
    I didn't know Grey was a Karen.

  • @adamhunter3692
    @adamhunter3692 4 년 전 +1857

    I finally understand why CGP Grey uploads very seldomly

    • @andyoli75
      @andyoli75 4 년 전 +122

      He is a madman. He only gives us glimpses of it so to not infect us with his madness. England beware.

    • @themasqueradingcow91
      @themasqueradingcow91 4 년 전 +17

      @@andyoli75 Englad calling here. We're already mad!

    • @andyoli75
      @andyoli75 4 년 전 +9

      @@themasqueradingcow91 Jolly good, carry on.

    • @alba2162
      @alba2162 4 년 전 +2

      Staten island is mad because grey has plauged it with madness

    • @gnaskar
      @gnaskar 4 년 전 +5

      @@ems4884 This isn't a classroom, we're allowed to write colloquially.

  • @maxibusch_
    @maxibusch_ 2 년 전 +16

    10:30 PEAK DESIGN 😍

  • @SpadePyro
    @SpadePyro 2 년 전 +13

    Videos like this remind me that so much of what we know about history is based on the idea that people in the past both knew what they were talking about and weren't lying.

  • @dnrx01
    @dnrx01 4 년 전 +3340

    Listening to Grey laugh over a Supreme Court recording is awesome

    • @CatholicWeeb
      @CatholicWeeb 4 년 전 +33

      It was very funny!

    • @lioneltribby5072
      @lioneltribby5072 4 년 전 +12

      He’s the new red letter media

    • @danielisrael1608
      @danielisrael1608 4 년 전 +47

      "Ohhhhhh.......New Jersey, you're getting wrecked. And it's only just begun"

    • @Harryacorn2
      @Harryacorn2 4 년 전 +46

      R E A L L Y E X C L U S I V E J U R I S D I C T I O N

    • @jwil4286
      @jwil4286 4 년 전 +5

      And eating popcorn while listening

  • @VVen0m
    @VVen0m 4 년 전 +5856

    XD CGP: *shows up at the Billopp's museum*
    Historians: "oh shoot, it's him! CLOSE THE DOORS AND PRETEND YOU'RE NOT HERE!"

    • @nurlindafsihotang49
      @nurlindafsihotang49 4 년 전 +192

      Open UP!!! I DEMANDS ANSWER!!"- Grey

    • @ndemers
      @ndemers 4 년 전 +260

      WRITE SOMETHING ON THE WEBSITE. ABOUT A HEAT WAVE OR SOMETHING I DON'T CARE JUST DO IT

    • @Dragonwing16
      @Dragonwing16 4 년 전 +157

      @@ndemers DO IT NOW HE'S LOOKING AT HIS PHONE!!!!!

    • @appledane
      @appledane 4 년 전 +46

      @@nurlindafsihotang49 I KNOW WHAT YOU DID!!

    • @lokimemes4694
      @lokimemes4694 4 년 전 +93

      Gray: Let me iiiiiiin! LET ME IIIIIIIIN!

  • @danmorgan712
    @danmorgan712 8 개월 전 +11

    Don't look Disoway. Look Dataway.

  • @zidaryn
    @zidaryn 2 년 전 +12

    9:10 I can feel your pain in that laugh.

  • @MononcOli
    @MononcOli 4 년 전 +3188

    Remind me to ignore CGP Grey's email if he ever need my help.

    • @glob_glump
      @glob_glump 4 년 전 +74

      make sure your place is on lockdown too

    • @hezron418
      @hezron418 4 년 전 +13

      that IS a great idea.

    • @Taliesin2
      @Taliesin2 4 년 전 +14

      To be fair, the chance of getting mail from Grey is pretty low to begin with... (But I had the same thought)

    • @SourSourSour
      @SourSourSour 4 년 전 +8

      So you're saying pull a Grey if you hear from Grey via email?

    • @nethascotx24
      @nethascotx24 4 년 전 +1

      Olivier Labbé hey make sure you ignore CGP Grays email if he tries to get stuff from you

  • @greenredblue
    @greenredblue 4 년 전 +903

    The layman might think this is a video about a boat race.
    The expert can see this is a prolonged explanation for why CGP Grey uploads so rarely.

    • @tab160
      @tab160 4 년 전 +35

      I like to think something like this happens for each of the videos he uploads, he just uploaded this one so that people would understand.

    • @deanc9453
      @deanc9453 4 년 전

      +

    • @draikmage
      @draikmage 4 년 전 +9

      @@tab160 honestly though i found this one great and wouldn't mind more content like this.

    • @andresv.8880
      @andresv.8880 4 년 전 +1

      Exactly my thoughts, lol

  • @NoGoodHandlesLeft
    @NoGoodHandlesLeft 년 전 +7

    I feel your pain about missing sources. An organization I belong to sent a document of ministry-by-ministry suggestions to the Canadian Government in the 80s. I found out about this from a point form history we produced marking 50(?) years in operation. Curious, I starting looking for a copy of the document. The organization didn't have it so I checked library archives. The Toronto Library says they have it but it is currently missing. I'm not quite at the level of emailing former cabinet ministers about a document they may have glanced at for all of four seconds in the 80s but give me time, I'll get there.

  • @manslayerpupil
    @manslayerpupil 년 전 +8

    4:38
    "And the ship! Sometimes she's an Atlantic-crossing vessel with cannons. And sometimes she's Billopp's personal plucky boat!"
    The boat - "Dude, don't call me plucky. I don't know what it means"

  • @JamesOrr81
    @JamesOrr81 4 년 전 +6900

    10 minutes in: "Is he turning to necromancy?"

    • @KawaiiCanadafreememes
      @KawaiiCanadafreememes 4 년 전 +596

      "Alright so I found Billops corpse and now I'm gonna draw the pentagram"

    • @powerthunfischdesdonners3086
      @powerthunfischdesdonners3086 4 년 전 +360

      @@KawaiiCanadafreememes the resurrected corpse of billops: sorry, but I cant remember.

    • @someguy3766
      @someguy3766 4 년 전 +31

      I just gave you your thousandth like dude. Can we split the prize money? ;D

    • @alba2162
      @alba2162 4 년 전 +16

      Not necromancy but necromantcy

    • @morthostalisint1720
      @morthostalisint1720 4 년 전 +96

      I wonder what someone would think if they saw someone trekking through the rain with a backpack to someone's grave and then recording themselves giving a thumbs-up seemingly to the grave. Lol.

  • @Youtube123Viewer
    @Youtube123Viewer 4 년 전 +1628

    Grey’s getting dangerously close to showing his face in video

    • @program4215
      @program4215 4 년 전 +110

      Not any closer then he has already gotten. I don't want to see his face. With youtubers like him the ambiguity is a lot of the fun.

    • @Nukepositive
      @Nukepositive 4 년 전 +25

      @@program4215 I've seen it for just a few seconds. But it's so amorphous now in my mind, I don't really care that I saw it.

    • @24601st
      @24601st 4 년 전 +53

      what are you talking about? he shows his face in every video

    • @raa14211
      @raa14211 4 년 전 +10

      Роман Козак he is on camera in the background of a numberphile video on an airstrip with the longest printed number, if I remember correctly :)

    • @hamos4744
      @hamos4744 4 년 전 +9

      @@raa14211 So I know which numberphile video to never watch, thanks.

  • @TheBluePhoenix008
    @TheBluePhoenix008 2 년 전 +10

    I find it amazing it just so happened to rain when Grey arrived there. Like Grey said, don't want to get all conspiratorial, but there's something going on here.

  • @the_maker1841
    @the_maker1841 년 전 +11

    CGP Grey shows he is a true academic in pursuit of rabbit holes every video and I live for it

  • @doubleg281
    @doubleg281 4 년 전 +819

    This sounds like a lovecraftian horror story where Grey goes mad on the pursuit for unknowable cosmic truths as he travels to distant lands

    • @cardiaccoder9622
      @cardiaccoder9622 4 년 전 +13

      Double G. Where a huge conspiracy is unearthed

    • @orion1836
      @orion1836 4 년 전 +5

      That would only happen if the article in question was about Massachusetts.
      Speaking of, Grey - got anything on Innsmouth? :P

    • @nddragoon
      @nddragoon 4 년 전

      read House of Leaves. similar energy

    • @ahmedamine24
      @ahmedamine24 4 년 전

      @@orion1836 MAAAAASSSSACHUUUUUUUSSSEEEEEEEETTTS!
      It’s the 14th biggest state
      Massachusetts
      Just four hours from New York
      Read amazing books for free at the Boston Library or try the local brie
      Massachusetts
      It’s a melting pot, my friend
      Massachusetts
      So many cultures hand in hand
      In perfect harmony

  • @CNCcamon1
    @CNCcamon1 4 년 전 +1091

    Grey: "I need to go to New York"
    Mrs. Grey: "Why?"
    Grey:

    • @christianweibrecht6555
      @christianweibrecht6555 4 년 전 +33

      Mr Grey: the turth is out thier, cue X-files music

    • @davidnotonstinnett
      @davidnotonstinnett 4 년 전 +55

      Good comment, but Lady Grey is a better name.

    • @viceliag3916
      @viceliag3916 4 년 전 +42

      Let's be honest, she probably got tired of him complaining to her about it and said "just go to America and find out in person"

    • @climateanxiety3349
      @climateanxiety3349 4 년 전 +19

      Vi Celia G That is absolutely how I choose to think it went down. He was complaining about this for several days very angrily and eventually she passively says “Maybe you should just go to New York to find out” not expecting him to actually do it

    • @timmmahhhh
      @timmmahhhh 4 년 전 +17

      she's married to him, she knows why.

  • @micheleg2369
    @micheleg2369 2 년 전 +14

    I have so much respect for your dedication to these stories 🥲 The end with the rainstorm in the cemetery was epic! 🌈

  • @changingaurora1357
    @changingaurora1357 년 전 +16

    Watching Grey go progressively more insane from this to Tiffany. It is wonderful.

  • @martimlobao
    @martimlobao 4 년 전 +1292

    Me: "What's Statin Island?"
    CGP Grey: "You saw nothing."

    • @mcTuenO
      @mcTuenO 4 년 전 +8

      the quick fix :p

    • @PsychOsmosis
      @PsychOsmosis 4 년 전 +19

      Immortalized forever in everyone's notification tab.

    • @italianbistro26
      @italianbistro26 4 년 전 +3

      it's the place where my hyperlipidemia goes to die

    • @TheFulminatrix
      @TheFulminatrix 4 년 전 +2

      I thought it was Stalin island

    • @NetAndyCz
      @NetAndyCz 4 년 전 +1

      I though it must be satin, because no one is such a microbiology fan to name islands after molecules:)

  • @SubBronze
    @SubBronze 4 년 전 +1298

    "Due to the extreme heat forecast for this weekend, the house will be closed"
    *Torrential rain 5 minutes later*

    • @ianneilson
      @ianneilson 4 년 전 +125

      "Due to the extreme heat forecast for this weekend, the house will be closed"
      Cut to Grey wearing a warm hoodie

    • @blackdragonxtra
      @blackdragonxtra 4 년 전 +16

      welcome to the US, weather always sucks

    • @procrastinator41
      @procrastinator41 4 년 전 +19

      Temp only drops a few degrees (F), humidity at %100,
      It’s Brutally hot.

    • @evilvitamin
      @evilvitamin 4 년 전 +14

      Bulbous It’s entirely possible to have it rain while being like 90+ degrees. You’re still hot, but now you don’t sweat because you’re already soaked in hot water.

    • @beskamir5977
      @beskamir5977 4 년 전 +21

      More like they knew Grey would be there and were actively avoiding him. The heat wave was just the excuse. _tips tinfoil fedora_

  • @SylviaRustyFae
    @SylviaRustyFae 2 년 전 +2

    Just rewatched the Trubble With Tumbles vid and saw "greys top twelve" playlist suggested and honestly... Yea, CGP; I wud def agree these are def among your top vids. They also do a grt job of showin exactly the style that is Grey.

  • @rosecastillo5960
    @rosecastillo5960 2 년 전 +6

    Probably my favourite video of all time, the storytelling is impeccable. The plot twists: excellent.

  • @starvingscientist
    @starvingscientist 4 년 전 +904

    CGP Grey: “Nothing else waits on this island for me but Ghosts and Graves”
    Me: ooo graves
    CGP Grey: ooo graves

    • @Childishsadboyo
      @Childishsadboyo 4 년 전 +7

      How did you misspell “CGP Grey” twice

    • @curioussoul6059
      @curioussoul6059 4 년 전 +1

      @@Childishsadboyo
      Copy & paste? Autocorrect?

    • @starvingscientist
      @starvingscientist 4 년 전

      Cole Delios I typed it right but auto correct must have changed it and I didn’t notice

  • @goat9117
    @goat9117 4 년 전 +947

    America: the article is lost duh
    CGP Grey: *HOLD MY MENTAL HEALTH IM GOING TO AMERICA BABY*

  • @DarkAbusis
    @DarkAbusis 2 년 전 +2

    I have to say I love your rendition of NY and NJ fighting personified. It absolutely adorable. Great thanks to your animator and artist for making me think two stick figures with state flag skirts are cute.

  • @mancubwwa
    @mancubwwa 년 전 +6

    I know nobody will probably read this, but let's do some number crunching. The Sraten Island coastline in sources I found is given as 35 miles. This is obviously wrong, as due to coastline paradox it is actually infinite, but I have no 4eason to doubt it as solid aproximation. To be on the safe side lets say that the navigable route arpund the Island would aproximate 45 miles. to ease later calculation lets convert it to Nautical Miles. Rounded up result is 40 NM. Now, important part, 1 knot is equal to one NM/h. Now sources give top speed of USS constitution as 13-15 knots. Obviously, She is a much later ship, and fast for her time, but that is a starting point. Going down from there, lets say that fastest available ship was capable of half that speed, but due to a lot of manouvring it could avarage no more than third of it on the day with favoueable wind. Rounded down from from the lowest numer we get 13/2=6.5, and 6.5/3 gets us just over 2 knts, a speed at which you can encircle Sraten Island at just over 20 hrs. And this is a somewhat conservative calculation, the more realistic time for a fast XVII century skiff would be closer to 15 hts, and anybody with sailing expirience would know it at the time. Now, dragging tje stupud barrels might slow you down enough to make it 23hrs, but I wouldnt bet on it.

  • @Marconius6
    @Marconius6 4 년 전 +1897

    Remember when Grey called France the queen of not letting go?
    I think she may have some competition.

    • @larkinlover
      @larkinlover 4 년 전 +4

      Does anyone remember which video he called France this? haha

    • @Marconius6
      @Marconius6 4 년 전 +10

      @@larkinlover The one about the EU.

    • @larkinlover
      @larkinlover 4 년 전 +2

      @@Marconius6 Thank you!

    • @dx-ek4vr
      @dx-ek4vr 4 년 전 +30

      He said the QUEEN of not letting go. He didn't say anything about the KING of not letting go.

    • @HippiePajon
      @HippiePajon 4 년 전 +2

      😂

  • @jayit6851
    @jayit6851 4 년 전 +1617

    They closed the museum when you came? They REALLY don't want to talk to you...

    • @dataportdoll
      @dataportdoll 4 년 전 +73

      This just proves the Deep Museum really exists.

  • @cranberryjuice960
    @cranberryjuice960 2 년 전 +34

    this makes me think about how many other “historical facts” that i learned are actually just tell-tales

  • @davveromeliloto4306
    @davveromeliloto4306 2 년 전 +3

    And here I am once again rewatching this masterpiece of a video.

  • @Potatoboii2
    @Potatoboii2 3 년 전 +3690

    "Don't respond to my emails? I might just show up."
    -CGP Grey 2019

    • @thatguy4084
      @thatguy4084 2 년 전 +70

      The last sound heard by dead men

    • @meiday154
      @meiday154 2 년 전 +51

      It has such potential for a threat, I love it 😂

    • @jax6648
      @jax6648 2 년 전 +9

      Come to my house Grey

    • @tophatsurgeon7469
      @tophatsurgeon7469 2 년 전 +19

      I actually "borrowed" that line for a piece of writing I'm doing; it just works...

    • @aformofmatter8913
      @aformofmatter8913 2 년 전 +13

      "Show up? I might just lock the doors"

  • @marquiis1693
    @marquiis1693 4 년 전 +3752

    "hehe ignore my emails... i might just show up!"

    • @georgigeorgiev4871
      @georgigeorgiev4871 4 년 전 +93

      I might just not be there due to heat.

    • @diosnelfrica7589
      @diosnelfrica7589 4 년 전 +19

      Marquiis me when I am waiting for a job.

    • @capnkayso
      @capnkayso 3 년 전 +6

      No need to remind me what he said, I already know. I was there.

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 3 년 전 +13

      CapnKayso 823 If you think he quoted the video because he thought people didn't know what it said, you have sorely misunderstood.

    • @pineapple8451
      @pineapple8451 3 년 전 +1

      The mad lad

  • @rejuvinatedghostd8769

    The amount of effort Grey puts into his research is honestly astounding.