Everything Wrong With The Green Knight In 18 Minutes Or Less
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- 게시일 2022. 03. 02.
- The Green Knight is spooky and ethereal and visually stunning. But it still has sins, yo. So we counted 'em.
Next week: Recent action sins and recent action/horror sins.
Remember, no movie is without sin. Which movie's sins should we count next?
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Jeremy needed to give himself a sin for not washing his hands after that piss.
i also am peeved,
when people don't wash their hands,
after using the bathroom.
Taking a piss without touching! EZ!
just what I thought!
@@Konani_the_unicorn_queen at first I thought this was a haiku xD you were actually pretty close
Idk who told guys they don't have to wash their hands after peeing.
“And he’s got the stains on his belt to prove it.” Pure poetry.
I remember thinking this lol so gross he brings cum rag belt with him or didnt just use a different item of clothing
@@ZoeKatherineProject Bro are you go further down with why did you quit I can’t really I don’t know
@@ZoeKatherineProject kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
"You are my sister's boy, queefed from her womb."
I'm using that on my nephew, if he starts to cry, it's the movie's fault.
lol
Wth does that even mean? "Queefed from her womb"? Queef, is that even a f***ing word??
@@alvexok5523 i don’t know why you’re asking when you can look it up lol
@@alvexok5523 hahahabaha.
Please, google it. Please.
That bathroom joke was hilarious, BUT WHY DIDN'T HE WASH HIS HANDS?!
I came here to say this. Always wash your hands!!
He may've pumped a bit of hand sanitizer sitting by his chair while he was saying "I'm back, what did I miss?"
Wally West: Because he’s evil.
“Lady, being a virgin IS what keeps my five fingers strong” Jeremy goddamn it you’ve done it again
Yep so funny but so true
I don't know if I can wait the 30 years for them to confirm The Green Knight is a christmas movie.
The goose starting a fight with the goat was the highlight of this movie
And the most realistic. Geese can be vicious!
@@Azzameen99AZ swans are worse lol
@@Oldbasshole Can't attest to that, I never got close enough. But I do believe it.
@@Azzameen99AZ if they’ve got young ones around them , steer clear !! Lol
@@Oldbasshole Noted.
3:21 Reminds me of an exchange between wizards in Terry Pratchett's book, Reaper Man.
'People can be turned into zombies, you know,' said the Lecturer in Recent Runes, in conversational tones.
'You don't even need magic. Just the liver of a certain rare fish and the extract of a particular kind of root.
One spoonful, and when you wake up, you 're a zombie.'
'What type of fish?' said the Senior Wrangler.
'How should I know?'
'How should anyone know, then?' said the Senior Wrangler nastily. 'Did someone wake up one morning and say, hey, here's an idea, I'll just turn someone into a zombie, all I'll need is some rare fish liver and a piece of root, it's just a matter of finding the right one? You can see the queue outside the hut, can't you? No. 94, Red Stripefish liver and Maniac root . . . didn't work. No. 95, Spikefish liver and Dum-dum root . . . didn't work. No. 96 -'
'What are you talking about?' the Archchancellor demanded.
'I was simply pointing out the intrinsic unlikelihood of -'
'Shut up,' said the Archchancellor, matter-of-factly.
Senior Wrangler would be excellent at CinemaSins.
Sir Terry Pratchett would've been the knightiest knight of knights at CinemaSins. 💕 (Still miss him).
@@KayleeKez For my money he is the best writer in the English language. Stealth literature at its finest. Gnu pterry
@@AceMoonshot I so agree. And I cherish the brief fan meet I had w him. Amazing human. Amazing author.
@@KayleeKez I honestly envy your meeting him.
I never met him but a late friend of mine that worked as a research librarian in the UK met him when he dropped by the library doing research. I had turned him on to Terry, so he got Terry to sign the foxed paperback copy of The Truth that he was reading at the time for me. Then after he finished reading it, he mailed it to me here in Tennessee. Such a sweet surprise gift that I treasure very much.
He said that they sat around drinking tea and talking like he was just some average bloke. Albeit funny as hell and super intelligent.
@@AceMoonshot omg is ur friend an orangutan? 😱 😂 JK. That's an amazing story. 👊
*Plot twist:* Jeremy didn't wash his hands because he knew people would comment on it and thereby improve this video's ranking in the YT recommendation algorithm.
"A retelling of the chivalric romance" that leaves out any chivarlry and romance . . . _ding!_
Terrible decision. I hate creative freedoms most of the time.
Real life be like "let's make Everything wrong with the world, in 18 years or less"
Oof
Whoever writes the scripts did a phenomenal job on this one. I have already done three laughing spit-takes a mere seven minutes into the video. This is comedic gold and I commend you.
17:51, I wish they included that in the movie! ;)
Yea, we all came here for masturbation, boner jokes, and references to movies other than this one.
So this is like a medieval Death Stranding with all the walking around, huh
I started to take a drink right at the (if my wife gives you a handy) line and I almost spit it out. Bravo cinema sins, great line.
He sinned uneaten pie? That's the best kind of pie! It means you have pie to eat!
Or to reenact American Pie
The sin was because they were wasting it by not eating it. It's a sin to waste a good pie
Visually I loved the movie, happy to have seen this art in a theater. But the narrative choices by the antagonist and then the protagonist.... Hooh-boy Hand-tactically wacky.
This is based on an epic poem, if you’ve read any of those shit gets fuckin nuts in epic poems.
I mean the movie is about the futility of trying to pretend me something your aren't. Even though his mom set up to succeed he failed and in the vision even though his mom saved him from his mistakes he still failed in the end. The only Thing gawain could do was accept what he was.
@@thedeepfriar745 Thing is, they made it more nuts just for their own A24 purposes; like they completely removed his agency towards kissing the Lord, so it just doesn’t carry the meaning of the poem. So this is more the whim of the production rather than the nature of the poem.
Ah. Every earth doku is more beautiful then this mid movie
Gawain died a failure bound in the forest by the bandits. The rest of the film is a Jacob's Ladder style death/fever dream.
I chock the the death and forest, the axe always appearing next to him. As his mother and the story doing everything it can to make gawain a hero but you can't make somebody something they are not.
Whole lot of nothing happening in this movie,I thought they would have made it shorter as the story it's based on isn't even as long as the Hobbit.
Considering they turned the Hobbit into a trilogy, this might be a bad comparison.
"Lady being a virgin is what keeps my five finger strong"
Best line in this video and it caught me totally by surprised.Actually made me laugh out loud
You can always count on A24 to traumatize the shit out of you.
I saw one of their films which had an.... ending? That one was way less traumatic.
Headphones disconnect from the phone mid meeting and all I hear is “lady, being a virgin IS what keeps my fingers strong” 😂💀
Honestly I preferred the original tale, it showed Gawain actually have development and it had a clear ending.
I enjoyed the ambiguous ending actually. The poem is superior in other ways but I thought the final 20 minutes of the movie were amazing
Absolutely
Considering how many Arthurian tales varied wildly in their "endings" (and details) depending on the given version, I thought it was appropriate that this film ended on a slightly ambiguous note. We American audiences hate an unclear ending (e.g. the literary ending for The Shawshank Redemption), even when telling that last little bit is unnecessary given the message of the story. I think that this was one of those, just my opinion of course :-)
but here gavain has development and you have to be stupid to not realise that
@@gavmonn5901
Go ahead and plot his arc, then.
My cousins and I watched this together and walked away like, "Did we all take a trip together? Did someone roofie our popcorn?"
Missed a good one at the 18.43 mark: The guy sitting next to the tree with arrows sticking out of him - Arrow sound and "Message for you sir" from Holy Grail.
Medieval times made me straight up laugh my ass off..thank you
But “he is risen” is an Easter thing, isn’t it? This is Christmas.
This has got to be the first ever sin removed for duration of opening logos.
A24 🐐
I don't think so, at least there are others that have commenced with negative sins.
He removed more sins for monsters Inc for quick opening logos.
@@rickstaism yeah The Shining, Interstellar, Inception to name a few. But none of them had credit for opening logos
Sheesh this is probably one of the most beautiful films I've ever seseen. A24 (visually) never disappoints.
When you can see it, yeah
If you are blind maybe
Beautiful, it is.
You not seen a lot of beautiful movies then, i guess.
It was not beautiful at all in my opinion.
Whoa, a -1 sin count to start the video is bloody rare. Has a film's logos ever got a sin removed before?!
Yes, but not for the logos per say, actually, more for the short intros, logos etc. that lead into the movie in question. A few films CS have already done in the past already had sins removed for short opening logos, honestly. Lol
Only one I could think of is the Trolls 2 video, even though it might be a joke (it was true that the movie starts with no logo so idk)
Great, now I have a new movie to add to my Christmas playlist. Right after Enemy of the State, that should be a good spot for it.
Don't bother. This movie sucks.
The fantastic mr fox outtake killed me 😂😂😂
‘It’s a Christmas movie, you’ll love it’ is genuinely how my partner sold this to me. It’s not a Christmas movie, but I did love it.
I saw and loved _The Green Knight_ movie when it came out. I concur that Ralph Ineson has an outstanding voice; James Earl Jones level.
Considering referencing _The Witch_ / _The VVitch,_ I was surprised you didn't mention (didn't notice?), that, as with Ralph Ineson, Katie Dickie, his wife from that film, was also in this film.
Also surprised you don't double-dip with the "one year hence" line in the audio outtakes, also using the Jeffrey Combs _Re-Animator_ line, "Who's going to listen to a talking head; get a job at a sideshow..." 😉
Touch some grass bro
This is one of the funniest Sins videos I have watched in a while. Great job CinemaSins team!
The phrase "queefed from her womb" is now forever ingrained in my mind.
Thanks, I hate it.
I will now pass on this horrible phrase when my best friend gives birth to her son in June.
The shot of the tree falling around 7:30 (and the war-ravaged countryside with brigands operating out in the open shortly thereafter) are representative of the slow death and disintegration of the once rich and powerful kingdom of Camelot.
A kingdom which is now dying along with its King and Queen, many years after the nonsense with Guinevere and Lancelot, in which the Queen has been forgiven but Lancelot still has not returned from his quest for the Grail.
I like how Jeremy basically gave up and said "No, I'm not bothering to sin the 'Gawain is King' ending in full. I'm just gonna mention it in passing and wash my hands of it."
The man Gawain meets that kissed him plays Gawain as well in King Arthur.
12:02 we interrupt the green knight to bring you David Lowery's Attack On Titan.
How this movie didn't get nominated for best vfx and cinematography is beyond me. This is easily the most visually pretty movie of the year, and yes by that I do mean more prettier than dune.
Well that’s why you don’t get a vote there bud
Love this comment and totally agree
For shure one of my faforite movies of the year!
Welp. All the bad guys are bald.
The barron is fully dressed with perfect skin and no sign of the curse at all. The beast's head looks like a soggy walnut.
There are no more red heads. Not even Chani
All the good guys are youthful and have short hair.
But more than absolutely anything:
If the googled images are to be believed... A fully desertified planet with neither natural surface water nor any precipitation at all in centuries... has bright blue skies, no dust in the air and cumulonimbus clouds. It is more arid than Mars with the same color of dirt. Why is the sky blue? Why clouds?
"More prettier" lol
@@ColinLenehan not everyone's first language is English so what is so funny about that?
"Lady, being a virgin IS what keeps my five fingers strong."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"well put our heads together" . . hahahaah
When I saw this movie in theaters, I left speechless. Took me the whole night to digest it.
The only thing I was digesting was why I wasted my time and money to be blue balled by beautifully pointless scenes
much like it takes the whole night to digest an entire box of kitty litter. you really shouldn't have eaten it in the first place.
no bc me too it sent me silent all night
Such excellent commentary !! The amount of movies you must watch snd have them tumbling around in your brain building up pressure have them all pressure cooker steam out
You finally get an opening title that isn't long and you sin it lmao 🤣🤣 that's why I love this channel. !!!!! SIN !!!!!
he actually removed a sin tho? XD
Look again it goes to negative one sins
"Lady, being a virgin IS what makes my fingers strong" my favorite quote from this man to date
Andrew Droz Palermo should've been nominated for BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY
It bothers me immensely that he was not....
Negative. Lul.
me and freind went to see this movie. I knew very little of this tale but super confused i think half way through. My friend who a big fan of the Arthurian tales, was like they took a lot creative liberty with this.
There is a delicious irony in any fan of Arthurian tales perceiving that any given adaptation is taking many liberties, given that the entire canon is nothing but adaptations of long-developing stories that each brought their own details to the telling.
If you check out what the filmmakers have said about their intent with this, they knowingly set out to tell the story with many vague elements, in keeping with many of the tellings of old. This actually nailed the heart of the ancient literary approaches - we're just not used to seeing that done on film!
@Brandocious Fair enough. My suggestion is to ponder whether any movie is completely garbage if it does some things very well, and I think you like most can speak to it being a visual masterpiece. If you personally found those visuals wasted on what felt like an incoherent or weak or whatever plot, who's to argue with that opinion, right? Nobody can ever be wrong to not personally enjoy a film!
@@steelygreye9187 I personally loved the film and have enjoyed it multiple times already. I also know that slower, contemplative, character driven films tend to not appeal to many moviegoers, and there's nothing wrong with that.
The Transformers movies made oodles of money from appealing to countless people, and I personally find them to be unwatchable (due to lousy characters meshed with incoherent visual spectacle, again in my opinion). I went on the Transformers ride at Universal in Florida and found it just as incoherent and unfun, whereas the Spider-Man ride (which was the same type of ride) was a blast thanks to coherent action.
To each his own. Just because someone doesn't care for this type of film doesn't mean it's unwatchable. How many people find Shakespeare to be intolerable these days (my wife doesn't care for his works), and yet it's beloved by countless folks. But I return to my original point: the intent of the filmmakers was to represent the essence of the medieval tale in film form, and I think they nailed it. Whether that result appeals to any given single person is up to that person's individual preferences.
@@steelygreye9187 Again, I found the characters engaging in this film and did not struggle to follow what was happening. There is some intentional ambiguity, but that doesn't make it difficult to follow. And even if it did, that isn't necessarily a bad thing...The Lighthouse is ambiguous to a fault and at times very difficult to follow, because the film is loaded with allegory and unreliable narrators. It's an amazing film for what it seeks to be. I won't fault anyone for feeling that isn't his or her cup of tea - I expect it, really - but I will sneer at anyone who tries to denounce it outright. Amazing to some, not at all worth it to others, in between for still more. Don't fault a film for going down the non-beaten path, especially when such films offer amazing cinematography and other visuals to go with their "different" story approach.
So we now know that Jeremy doesn't wash his hands after he pees.
The only touch I liked about this movie is that the actor who played Gawain in the Roman King Arthur movie was in a movie about Gawain.
I agree completely!
I didn't understand the ending, what was that lala land thing? What that just his imagination?
@@alvexok5523 who knows ! Most pointless movie I’ve seen in a very long time . Best part was the goose picking a fight with the goat . Went downhill quickly from there
2:02 ~ ...and that's when the folded chairs started flying your honor.
I went into the theater with high expectations... I left with a headache. Not sure if it was just the one I was in, but the volume control was all over the damned place and at times physically painful to my ears...
Visually the movie was good, I quite liked a lot of the imagery but the 'plot' was a chaotic mess of... well... nonsense. How things kept seemingly appearing when there was no reason why they might, things like the scene of his death in the woods... The giants... All in all, I'd rather have not spent the time nor money to see it, as it smacked of art for the same of art, and not a story told to entertain, enlighten, or in the most common of legends, to tell a story with a message. The only lesson that I think it imparted was 'reap what you sow'.
If you liked it, I'm happy to hear... and I wonder if one of us is crazy.
The movie adapted the speech and story style of the classic story to a T. I wished they took liberties to make the film more digestible rather than having long shots of obvious symbolism over and over (track shot of Gawain's skeleton for example )
The best explanation of how I felt while watching that movie
*sees thumbnail*
The Burger King fell on hard times.
I don't know if everyone's catching all the sneaker references, but can you go ahead and sin sneakers already, that movie absolutely slaps and I get the sense CinemaSins thinks so too
Was wondering if I was the only one 😂
Ugh I would die for a Sins video of Sneakers. Granted I'm a millennial so being willing to die is less of a stretch, but still. It would be so good!
I lost it at "Arthur died of cross dissolve"
I watched every fucking moment of this in GOD DAMN THEATERS AND IT WAS just…. What the actual fuck man
Sin to Jeremy for not washing his hands after taking a bathroom break
9:15
Thanks for saying the word "LARPing" correctly, Jeremy! I hope this will teach Aaron from TVSins a lesson.
That guy can go GIF himself.
How else can LARPing be said?
@@poit57 The TVSins narrator has taken the whole „pronounce every letter as it is in the word that gets abbreviated“ thing quite far, it‘s a running joke now. So, with the A from Action.
@@walterkipferl6729 he totally boofed it by saying FUBAR and not following his new rule. I was disappointed because I agree with his logic but more importantly I love when people spitefully maintain a running thing.
Also, I don't wanna start no unnecessary internet fight. People play fast and loose with these stupid English language rules and they're just gonna say whatever makes them comfortable.
Important clarification: the film's chosen pronunciation of Gawain is "gow-an", as in "cow". The "r" thrown in by King Arthur is just the actor's accent, which the director kept in because he liked it. This matters (to me at least!) because the "Gawain" we virtually always hear spoken as it looks is generally agreed by scholars to be 50/50 that pronunciation or the alternative "Gowan", historically; neither is fully right or wrong, but you don't hear the latter very often. And that matters to me because my father's name was Gowan, and we always half-joking talked about how everyone said the knight's name wrong, and then this film came out and chose the "correct" pronunciation and I had tears in my eyes every time I heard it and...thanks movie, you got me all blubbery again!
Gwalchmai called and wants to know what's crackin'
Your dad was named after the former Klingon high chancellor?
6:58 Lady being a Virgin is what keeps my five fingers strong,I literally started tearing up😂😂😂
THE BATHROOM JOKE WAS HILARIOUS!
Did not expect this to be on cinemasins but here we are
I've never laughed so hard a movie review. 🤣🤣🤣
The sarcasm makes the whole lot from this channel and I live it
Please do Everything Wrong With Leprechaun
How does he give a sin off for beautiful visuals for this when he didn't give any sins off for the visuals for Dune?!?! 🤣🙄 Eh well, maybe Jeremy was just having a bad day when he did the vid for Dune lol.
+10 sins for CinemaSins not washing their hands
Can't help but noticing you didn't wash your hands after you pissed, remind me to never share a joint with ya 😂
Lady, being a virgin IS what keeps my 5 fingers strong
writers of cinema sins, you are geniuses.
'Being a virgin is what keeps my 5 fingers strong' that was the best joke for sure.
@8:25 love the Pacino-Heat reference lol
14:40 - 15:30
I just laughed so hard at these 😂😆
That "the kings speech " slander shan't go unpunished
Right?! The Kings Speech was a great film!
Can we all acknowledge he did not wash his hands after taking a piss
Beautiful movie, stunning directing and I absolutely LOVE Dev but goddamn was it a slog to get through. The reviews were hyping it up like it was the second coming of Jesus on film and I honestly think there's a good movie in there if you cut out about 45 minutes. I ended up just being annoyed for most of the movie that every time he would get back on track to the search and I thought the movie would pick up some steam he'd stop suddenly and I'd have to wait out the endless shots of scenery and travelling that while aesthetically pleasing just made for bizarre pacing. I couldn't wait for it to end honestly.
I agree with most of what you said, however I find something that bored me so outstandingly, has NO direction to call it good directing, and no, seeing the same ol' slog over and over, isn't beautiful.
One fundamental problem I had here though, whence talking about the boring journey. I just about went out of my mind when he arrives to the stiff dude, and can't stand he's going to sit there and do nothing (but earlier movie should had prepared me for the notion, that when you think things can't get worse, and make less sense, it will), but then I "think" I figured that terribly exciting part out, so the question is, why did he wait a day? The answer is, because he got there a day too quickly. Okay, fine, but get this. He started the journey by horse, not knowing his horse would be stolen, so he ends up walking most of the way.
If I understand correctly, he wasn't entirely sure where he was going, but maybe just a general feel. Even so, he has to be timely here, so maybe he left a day or two early, to allow for some screwing around time in case of...... well, anyway. Let's say he left early enough to get there, when he did, Christmas Eve. How did he get there on time, even early for crying out loud, when he lost his horse for so much of the journey? This movie was made to torture people, and the illogic of what I described, just shows the dedication to torture the audience further when he finally gets there. It's like stealing a kid's candy and then throwing it to somebody else, who in turn throws it to somebody else, in a game of keepaway. I liked Wonder Woman more than this tripe (and that's LOW). The very end was sort of cute, but it sure the hell wasn't worth all the torture.
I'm actually a bit surprised I didn't walk out, but I thought the end might make it worth it, and it didn't, of course.
You have missed the meanings of the poem that the movie represents. The poem has been a mystery for centuries; it comes from folk tales and myths set down in the Middle Ages. It has many interpretations. English majors everywhere have studied it’s confusing elements; it’s about finding honor in oneself rather than having it bestowed by others. Dev Patel is very good in this.
This was trash
Everyone praised this movie to the hilt and I wanted my money back after watching it.
That was me except with Hereditary. I remember telling my friend I hated it and they disowned me
@@isaigutierrez1617 My friend and I were disappointed by Hereditary when we first saw it in the movie theater, but upon re-watch I have come to appreciate it.
@@micah4029 oddly enough, I appreciated Midsommar more.
@@isaigutierrez1617 Even though I think it's too long, I immediately enjoyed Midsommar. I still think it's better than Hereditary.
@@micah4029 ew Midsommar was fucking garbage
As someone who's read the original text, I was sorely hoping this movie would be, you know, FUNNIER. Like, on purpose? I was expecting more Wes Anderson and SIGNIFICANTLY LESS Yorgos Lanthimos. For instance, that xmas party in the beginning was BORING AF, and I was sorely hoping that it meant the Green Knight was going to finally SHAKE SOME SHIT UP when he barged in... but no, he was largely SILENT when he showed up... because most of HIS lines of dialogue were given to Guenevere, NOT to move the story forward, but rather to give her more to do and make women in the audience feel more "included" in a story that does not happen to have a lot of strong female characters. The strongest female character in the text is the Hunter's wife - I'm sorry, the guy who wrote it wasn't very good at writing female characters unless they were foils to male characters. Speaking for myself, as a female fan of the fantasy genre, I would rather watch a TOTAL SAUSAGE FEST than endure that much virtue-signalling.
Between that general f**kery, the dumbing-down of the story of St. Winifred, the highly-unnecessary mushroom trip (not that I'm judging anything other than whether it serves the overall story, which it DOESN'T), and the clipped ending of the movie (that doesn't even include the story's original punchline!)... THIS movie is one of the few since my local movie theater reopened that made me actively think, "Goddamn, I LITERALLY CANNOT WAIT for CinemaSins to TEAR THIS MOVIE A NEW ONE!"
THANK YOU, CINEMASINS!!!!!!!
The movie spent so much time in showing the symbolism, but it does not let the audience ask "what is the alternative? Where did those giants come from? were they always there? What if whoever challenges the knight refuses to strike unless the Knight actually fights? Who cares if the Fox is gone? The one thing I found amusing was the very last line "Off with your head." In hind sight, it is a play on words. Instead of decapitation, the Knight is literally sending Gawain off...WITH his head attached. I WISHED the movie had levity, having creative approached with the text; because it is an absolutely gorgeous looking movie
I knew the original tale and was actually really excited for this movie. I worked at a movie theater over the summer so I got two free tickets a week. I did theater checks and saw a good portion of the movie beforehand and it was so long and boring I didn’t go see it even though it was free.
it's just one of those movies that you couldn't even pay me to see. the cinemasins on the other hand...
15:59 had me HOWLING. Hilarious stuff
Which is why I bring four or five good gifts for that game.
Should have seen the family fighting over the bidet this year.
Bro I saw it with my brother and when we came out we felt like we had just gone through a massive trip 😂😂
well, you'll be surprised if you ever do that for real
Everything Wrong With:
- Home Sweet Home Alone
- Eternals
- Hotel Transylvania: Transformania
- the entire Hotel Transylvania franchise
- the entire Transformers franchise
- the entire Divergent trilogy
- the entire Die Hard franchise
- the entire Hunger Games franchise
- the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy
- the entire Twilight franchise
End Of Days.
So I just paused the video to look up 'Goose vs Goat' and its definitely some of the funniest animals versus I've ever seen 😭💯
Also Jeremy PLEASE sin Mystery Men 😁 funny yet terrible 90s superhero sins !
Wait what, did he actually remove a sin for an opening logo?, or was that just my imagination?, I never thought I would see the day 😂 😂 😂
This film was just loaded with all sorts of goodies, enough that I'd hope everyone could appreciate the filmmaking even if the telling itself wasn't to the tastes of many individuals (no judgement!). My favorite bit was seeing the way fame and acclaim led to Gawain's painted portrait looking so traditionally heroic...and then the camera obscura, another form of "portrait" that lays bare the subject, presented Gawain as haunted and human and anything but heroic. It was all in keeping of part of the film's primary message...so well done!
Damn you flexed on this one!!!! Went H.A.M. With the jokes!!! Solid episode!!!
16:58 Oh 💩 Arthur is now one with “ The Force”.
fun fact Stephen Fry penned an unmade Dr. Who episode based around the legend of the Green Knight which was going to air in S2 or S3 of the reboot
Camera obscura dates back thousands of years. They used to use a fire in a cave.
Forreal just spit out my drink at the “he must have google maps complex” hahaha
Gonna have to give this another go now, I really struggled through the opening - it was just so slow!
its the enirety of the film
@@spookhouze916 oh... well then it might not be for me haha
@@thewreckfastclub4237 my ex gf and I were so hyped to see this movie and when we left we were both puzzled af
@@spookhouze916 ahh I'm glad it's not just me tbh, I really thought from the trailers that this was going to be something quite cool and dark
@@thewreckfastclub4237 I looked at my phone half hour before it was over and shouted in the theater what the f-
I am the Knight, I am Vengeance, I aaaam Batmaaaaaaaaaan😅🔥
:O you actually added the bathroom break!
Green Knight is 1 year old!
Paving issues aside it's worth the wait
Director David Lowery mixes fantasy and old English lore in a fantastical tale based on the poem
Wonderfully crafted, such a surreal visual journey, beautifully filmed, and Dev Petel gives a top of the mark performance
More of a cerebral experience than a straight up knights adventure
A nice re-invention of the Arthurian legend of Sir Charwin's journey
A lot of scenes make this very dreamlike or nightmarish
Plenty of symbolism throughout
A story of a man discovering his faults
It's a bit long and polarizing but still an enchanting wonder
Don't forget Arthur's first speech when he's slinging 'thees' and 'thous' although he's clearly speaking to a plural audience, which calls for 'you.'
6:56 Damn it, Jeremy! 🤦♂️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Giant cinematography and score snub
I know it offically came out yesterday but I cannot wait for you to do Fresh
I'm adding 3 sins for not washing your hands. You understand right.
6:56 had me laughing aloud at 1:34 in the morning😂🤣