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Personally disappointed that you didn’t rate the girl defined book but okay
You mean the Bible?
we all know it would go in F LMFAO
There’s a book?
Jimmy snow did a series on their book
Lol guess they didn’t want to step in that pile of shit
The fact that he didn’t fit the images into the tiers correctly really really affected me.
Your name really affects me. How did you manage to spell James wrong?
@@safetyfirst5917 its not James its jomes
I’m triggered by the misalignment
This fucking dude is trolling. He even scales the pictures but not into the rows, no no just random
Ok, this made me laugh right out loud. Thanks for that, but poor thing, he's probably not even joking.
cody's new business venture - a lube brand called "frictionless"
Genius
WAIT THIS ONES MY FAVORITE why aren't there more likes?!?! CODY DO IT LMAO
I’m hiding in the bathroom trying not to cackle at this comment lol
Brilliant
The friction is the best part tho
Lol the David dough brick bit didn’t age well ☠️
omfg lmaooo
Wait what
@@johnkeefer8760 I'm still confused
ik as soon as they spoke of him in a positive light i checked when this was posted 😂😭
@@mikayleedenay2534 what happened?!?
Tiny Meat Truck, only sell tiny burgers and hot dogs etc
*That’s a frictionless idea*
dudE
👏👏😂💯
GENIUS
that's actually....brillant
I have JoJo Siwa band-aids. I put them in my shopping cart to show my boyfriend because I couldn't believe they existed and I forgot until I got home and realized I accidentally bought them. So clearly she's a marketing genius.
The Virginity Rocks shirt is the best merch hands down because damn near every 13-18 year old boy in the country owns ones lmao.
I’m pregnant. Should I buy one?
@@melissahuwe7531 yes pleas
@@melissahuwe7531 absolutely
@@melissahuwe7531 yes omg that would be iconic
@@melissahuwe7531 PFGAK PLS YES there was a lady i seen at Walmart who had like 3 toddlers with her and she was wearing a virginity rocks baseball cap lmfao 😭😭
Ko-nditioner: for Cody’s long hair. “Show the haters what’s up with ‘frictionless’ hair”
Wow hahaha
s tier
Its also great for old people!
GENIUS
Wait wtf s tier
cody will you be the flower girl at noel and aleenas wedding.
jus saw u comment on noels vid😭😭
@@jalen4636 shhhh
@@jalen4636 stop thats so embarrassing for me
@@jalen4636 omfg
If he lives until then, he doesn’t have much time left
their love for David Dobrik did not age well
ik i was like oh
Wait what??
I mean I do not know what they think of him, but they did not say they like him, they just say that he is smart in business and that his products are good... I mean I do not know exactly who David Dobrik is, but I feel there is distinction between admiring that somebody has a good products, he created and admiring the person and liking his videos.
@@lenochod6 regardless, before ppl knew what was going on behind the scenes of his videos, many people use to enjoy watching them
@@lenochod6 I mean... Kelsey literally said "We love you." Regardless, it's not a big deal, he was pretty well respected up until fairly recently and a lot of the stuff that was exposed about him was stuff that Cody and Kelsey either couldn't have known at the time or just weren't aware of because nobody really made a fuss about it when it happened. It's easy to look back at things in hindsight and say "that didn't age well."
The Emma chamberlain planner is very versatile because she made it so you can write in your own days/months/ years. For example, I got mine in October and that’s where I started my planner.
yeah and its not just a planner either, its like a journal too
omg i didn't know THAT and now i want one...i thought "how different could a planner be" and here i am, dead ass wrong.
I did actually like it but I thought it was a little big to keep in my book bag
A full send hat and a fun guy shirt? Looks like Cody is trying to relive his 40s.
and the ear piercing too lmao
our man is getting old:(
leave him alone! it's a scary time for the elderly
It’s the earrings for me 💀💀💀😂😂😂
Lmfao!
the real reason cody isn't getting a haircut is because he's scared jake paul is going to "confront" him again
BAHAHAHAHA 😆😆😭😭😭
This is like the 39th time this has been commented bruh I swear to god if this shit ends up getting hundreds of likes im burning down an orphanage
BEST COMMENT
@@booty_hunter4207 but I commented it first
@@booty_hunter4207 bro😐
Cody and Kelsey talk about Emmas business like super proud parents and it makes me so happy
Keith made the hot sauce because he has a series where he eats everything on the menu, but has a geographic tongue so he feels the heat of a sauce waaaay more. So, he made a sauce that was spicy but he could enjoy a lot too!
If Kelsey had a jewelry brand I’d buy some. I like her style.
omg yes that’s a great idea
AQ thank you :)
I would too
Same
Yes!!!
Congrats Cody on becoming the flower girl at Noel and Aleena's wedding.
omg💀💀
omg are they getting married!!?
@@bingbong-yr6qe yes 🥺
Andrés Peña a girl that throws flowers
@@tepni it’s a little girl at a wedding that throws flower petals on the ground before the bride walks the aisle
Personally, I think “S-Tier” should have been named “Frictionless”.
I know so many people who use planners. That was “S” tier even though I don’t even really know Emma lmao
yeah A LOT of people love it and SO many people are buying it. im tempted to buy it even though I dont have much to do rn lol. but its not pre dated either so its perfect. and not too expensive lol
@@haileyscrid367 and it was sold at target!! which adds another layer
I have it
@@haileyscrid367 I bought it and I love it, I use it everyday. 100% recommend
Exactly, I’m not even an Emma fan and I considered getting it
Kelsey's always pretty but today she's looking extra stunnin'. Wow
literally
Simp
She really popped off today and I’m living for it
Especially w the straightened hair gurl
@@MeganBurr she truly did
I think Jeff’s barbershop scared Cody from ever getting a hair cut again
this comment deserves more likes
@@annascarl5864 i was abt to comment the same thing
I mean, if I went to get a haircut and met Jake Paul. I too would be scarred for life
DFYSDJAHA i dont know why that was so funny to me
He literally copied someone
*"Looks like it tastes like cancer a bit"*
Well, she did have asbestos in the makeup she was selling, soo
Shit, really? How does that even happen? Didn’t even know she made makeup but then again she’s doing everything so I’m not surprised 🤷🏻♀️
“No one uses calendars”
Me: clutching my one direction calendar
😳
the only acceptable one
Lmao I buy a physical calendar every year because it just goes with the vibe in my room, also it's just less lazy
@@nikitajaveri5469 yes 😌
I love calendars so that was a personal attack lol
finding out cody was in a frat somehow did and didn’t surprise me
I have a 3 minute vlog, it's my first video ever but I did pretty good in my opinion. Please come check it out, it's 3 minutes of your day and I put a lot of work into it, would love if you gave me some feedback so I can get better!! (also sorry to self promote but no clue how else to get recognized lmao)
I've always thought he was, his fuckboy impression is too good.
LOl hey gurlie
@@DianaGarcia-tw8ck LMAO HEY
Lmfaoo I swear he would do good with Nelk
Am I the only one that doesn’t hate Cody’s long hair? And our boy got a shampoo sponsorship!! What a way to show the haters!
As a guy with hair longer than Cody I feel the need to support his decision based on principle.
no same i love the flow
i love his hair
I personally thought he looked better with short hair but it's not my choice, it's his, and if he likes it who am I to say otherwise?
I love Cody's hair!
slightly offended, i use a physical calendar, it’s bob ross themed & i regret nothing
The only good calendar
Cody approved calender
“no one uses physical calendars anymore”
me: *looks around nervously*
cody and kelsey acting like proud parents while talking about emma
I was so fucing happy istg
Now if we could have Collabs☝️
The funny thing is that i dont think the product is actually very successful lol
@@justoverit huh it's very successful lmao
the best
Cody Ko Baby Powder: Makes everything "frictionless"
or lube
@@katebradfield8822 yes.
"Frictionless" by Ko.
i would buy this so much faster than i'd buy anything else
I really loved them showing off Emma’s stuff cause she’s always looked up to them as youtubers and I feel like they’re really great friends to her
She’s adorable I was looking on the website I love it
when cody just said "neither" that was the peak of the vid 5:58
Kody Ko condoms/lube
“Frictionless” by Kody Ko
Someone else said something similar but....
Iconic
Yessssss
CODY KONDOMS ✨ frictionless ✨
@@celaya-s4e151 yessss
Kody Ko Kondoms has a nice ring to it but then you realize the acronym would me KKK
kelsey not knowing "dude perfect" is the most pre-school teacher thing ive ever heard.
Wait is she actually a preschool teacher? 🍎
Fr? 🍎
@@AM-kr1pc she is
I probably knew what dude perfect was when I was 3 tbh
@@user-vo4bf8mx4p what is it
Kelsey helping Cody to think his choices through is sending me 🤣 the teacher in her jumped out 😂😂😂
Every product : *exists*
Them: That's GENIUS!!!
kelsey being nerves about people shot gunning alcohol is the most preschool teacher thing
Is she a preschool teacher?
@@claireg2286 yeah
omg shes a preschool teacher? thats the cutest thing ever
nah, the most preschool teacher thing she said in this vid is "...I feel as though I'm a little bit out touch sometimes"
Kelsey: "oh god seeing people chugging alcohol makes me so nervous"
Cody thinking : "Oh thank god you met me after being a frat guy"
Haha best comment 😂😂😂
1k likes and 1 comment
Cody saying that everything David Dobrik does is S-tier didn’t age well 😐
Lmfao
Emma’s probably so happy he said all that about her coffee🥺🥺 she’s a huge fan of his
I saw the website and went on it. Now I’m asking for all this Emma coffee stuff for my bday lmao. It’s so adorable
only cody and his long ass hair could get a function of beauty sponsorship
literally the first thing I thought 💀
H
You should make cereal. Koko puffs. KelC’s.
Coko Puffs
Coko Puffs and KelcO’s
AMAZING idea !
This is great
Codko puffs😵
When you put the David Dobrick perfume in the A row, that's when you fully showed your "simp."
Lol, yeah. I'm a bit surprised that someone over 16 likes him that much.
Billie Eilish needs to launch her own fake eyelash line and call it "Billie Eyelash"
Cody’s reasoning for everything below c tier: yeah but I hate it
i love how kelsey has three factors she considers while ranking the items whereas cody's only criteria is whether it gives him the heebie jeebies or not
Or the shitz
Sometimes I can literally hear Kelsey switch into her teacher voice when she's talking to cody it's so funny
JACKSEPTICEYE MAKES COFFEE TOO its called TOP OF THE MORNIN coffeee
yeee i’m not a coffee person but i thought that was a pretty clever move
@@sidoniegabrielle269 he also has hot chocolate, I would totally buy some if I wasn’t broke.
“Dudes that’s perfect” is why this deserved a like
ya know i wasnt gonna leave a like but then i saw this comment and decided that yeah this does deserve a like
Literally the same moment I dropped a like
ya that was a good one by kelsey
Yeah her not knowing what dude perfect is was so funny especially after she said that
wait i don't get it...
I cant believe they didn't do kurtis conner's collab with inkbox...literally his own tattoos and more but temporary
That's a super cool idea!
I didn’t even know that was a thing!!
It really proves something when you realize half of these people have been canceled
*puts shotgun merch in A tier*
*adjusts fullsend hat*
I love Cody's hair, he looks like an Ontario hockey boy on an entry level contract to the Toronto Maple Leafs
Im from vancouver but i completely understand what you mean #canada
look up jg pageau he looks just like cody
aka a ferda boy
This is the best description of Cody’s hair I’ve seen 😂
omg
"Cody Koffins" targetted to really old people like you
This needs more likes
I’d cop
id buy it :)
@@samanthageorge6447 sameee
hooly shiiiit
6:16..... I use physical calendars. They help me more than digital ones do,,,
You guys are going to be the most supportive parents, like I feel like if your kid was like "I want to be a magician" and showed you a trick and was really excited, you'd be like "oh is there a magic camp you want to go to? Want me to reach out to a famous magician so you can ask them questions?" and it would be so sweet. Idk this video is from a year ago and I'm drunk
Hahah this comment is so cute🥰🥺
they're expecting now 😭😭😭
Alternate title: Cody exposing his terrible business ventures for 23 minutes straight
“Well we made it cause we thought it was funny, but it didn’t fucking sell” that’s his explanation everytime 😂😂
And then eating them way too high lol
@@riley.dentonn6884 LMAO
i was the 5k like
you guys are both so effortlessly attractive huh
Cody is looking more like an old man tho
*frictionlessly
@@shyambhavisingh2389 yuh srry
Many such cases
Kelsey hits different for some reason
Should’ve added Sean’s “Top of the Mornin’” coffee!🥺☕️
"I don't wanna see Keith's head popping out of a bucket of chicken" Yep, you obviously don't watch their videos 🤣
Kelsey looks gorgeous. That sweater really brings out her eyes
She has a boyfriend
Simp
Fax claire, don't listen to the hate comments, your just spitting fax😉
Simp
@@Leo-ti8yh you would think that simp
“We’re not creators, we’re business people” “okay what should we create??”
Hmmm,
What if you made donut holes only reversed...
... like a donut ring or something.
@@velvetaeon2774 you really might be on to something with this one
@@velvetaeon2774 we could like shorten the name and call them donuts
L ol
@@thedawsonshow1 i agree man
kelsey - "i hate watching people chug a beer"
*also kelsey in the joshua weissman video - "chugs a beer w the chugbud"*
i come back to this vid bc kelsey always having her hand on cody in some way is so cute whether it’s on his arm or his leg it’s so cute.
of course u would love emma's coffee, she's ur daughter
yes
Yes
Yes?
@@kazabubu4419 yes
@@kazabubu4419 yes.
Why is nobody talking about Cody having his ear pierced
I'm surprised I had to scroll this far down to find this comment
honestly
I didn’t notice
Because like... it's not that big of a deal? I mean, it's a pretty minor alteration. Just means someone shoved a needle through his ear.
Ok so it is new
I must be the only person on the planet who has no interest whatsoever in David Dobrick OR his products. His smile seems so contrived to me---and perfume? I'm good.
Same here, I don't really give much of a shit ab him or what he does but whatever makes him money ig. People will always sell out his stuff.
Same! I dont understand what the hype is around him
Yeah why does he have SO much hype?
And same lol I used to look at his instagram and he has the same fake smile in every pic😂
Hey yo. Dobrik fan here. The hype that is around him, is because some poeple/fans adore his sense of humor, how he do giveaway - either if it's money to strangers or cars to friends. Also the hype is because of his friends in "Vlog Squad". They are funny. So yea. That's just in short description
@@aregulardude428 okay and we didn't ask though..even if he is all that he just doesn't interest us 👁👄👁
Totally not on the topic of the video but Kelsey has such a natural beauty I cannot stop looking at her 🥺
Business idea: Kelsey & Ko
…like Tiffany & Co for jewelry and maybe they could sell the mood ring
Genius, you have your business hat on don’t you
that is so cute because i always love her jewelry too
Morgan, you clearly had your thinking cap on today👏
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
They should do that and rebrand it the vibe ring
Don't tell Cody to cut his hair guys. He's having his end of life crisis
So nobody gonna talk about his one sided ear piercings 😂
@@dallinjohnson7747 I was looking for this?! How is nobody talking about it
The fact that Cody didn’t know who Preston plays just told me what a great childhood I had.
Crazy to see old videos when people didn’t know David dobrik was an evil pos yet
Cody's old hair - "I'll have her back at 8, sir."
Cody's new hair - "I'll have her back at 8, sir."
I hear he's just a stand up guy.
lol
It’s mainly because that’s his bedtime, being old and all
I feel like Markiplier needs an honorable mention for literally selling a rock with his logo on it
Edit: you guys are great lol
dude, I'd like ur comment but its at 69, I can't change it, I'm so sorry.
Ezekiel Warren now it’s at 96
@@user-oq2eh1fo2s Now its at 241
@@isabellad7396 397!
10 more and 420
Cody you could make your own ice-cream and call it “Cody Kones” 😂🤟
old man figures out how to make a tier list and never stops
i’m offended that David didn’t send you guys the perfume PR that’s a crime
confirmed
confirmed
confirmed
Confirmed
Confirmed
Cody looks like a trucker from Texas or something. He’s even got the cap and earrings.
When it zooms in on him during the shampoo ad he looks like Billy from Stranger Things 2 😂
From Texas, can confirm.
as a texan, i can confirm this comment.
Alberta*
Yeah, an OLD trucker
Kelsey: I don’t know who that is (talking about Alex)
Cody: NeItHeR
Idk why that made me laugh so hard but his voice cracked 😂😂😂
Hey, if Jojo ever goes through a breakup, she has that ice cream to back her up. xD
Just imagine saying jo jo swia is your ex
You could say "Jojo See-ya"
oop-
@@cinxin shhhhhh… she still has ice cream. lol
“I hate watching people chug alcohol” is SUCH a kindergarten teacher thing to say
*preschool
@@KatrinaJoy225 *ok
@@hrynkiee *Doesn't work like that 👌😂
I have always felt uncomfortable too when people chug things not just beer 😂
@@KatrinaJoy225 *girl but you just did it too 😂
Kelsey and Cody being proud of their child Emma is the purest thing I’ve seen today
yesssss flashback to that video they did like 3 years ago😭😭
cody ... kolonge has been right in front of your face this whole time
The two of them lurching at the screen is the real couple goals.
The planner community is MASSIVE! I think they’re used more now than in the past to be honest. Look it up, you’ll be shocked lol. Emma was super smart with that one.
yess it’s super unique and there’s no dates so you can use it any year
Fr, studytube is booming 👁️👄👁️
period
YES AND SO MANY PEOPLE BOUGHT IT AND SHOWED IT ON TIK TOK AND THEY ALL LOVED IT
I'm a fuckin planner and journal FIEND. I will drop many dollars on a nice one and I'll keep buying them even if I already have them. That was a super smart business move. She knows this community well and where we put our monies.
Omg. Ok. Kelseys and Cody’s donuts brand would be “Conuts and K-holes” you’re welcome
Yes.
That's a no go, it needs to be called "Konuts and K-holes" Since Cody wants them to be like his nuts, hence "Konuts"
Lmao K-holing is when you OD on ketamine
@@bigolehamburger173 lmao i was expecting that to be the joke of the name
kreppel crepes. creppels
10:05 So far it makes sense. The S Tier is products you would (hopefully) keep buying, but you might get 1 or 2 mugs and stabby-can-shotgun things.
12:37 I’m so impressed by Cody saying “they just make chalk” not knowing that some makeup is “diluted” in a sense because some companies do add chalk as filler
Kelsey always wears the most simple things but she still manages to look like a million dollars. That’s what I call natural beauty. Also A+ personality!
Honestlyyyy
Simp
the way cody puts his hand on his heart when he's talking about the fullsend brand like he's talking about a family member he lost when he's really just venting about how much he likes trucker hats
god you both are such beautiful humans 😭❤️
I literally love you guys so much
Alternative title: Business people talking about Business things
with their business hats
cody & kelsey discreetly trying to sell you things
Very very business stuff because they are business people
i guess when dhar mann asked if cody was moving as a joke he actually was lmao
DHARRR MANNNNNN
@@PlentyOfTrickShots OOOOHHHH
kelsey’s highlighter is so nice that it genuinely distracted me whenever she turned her head
6:30 idk why this made me laugh so hard they were clearly both improvising and had no idea where they were going with the bit but it was still funny
The Dolan Twin’s candles with the crystals definitely needs to be in the sequel
F tier
just now realizing dobre and dolan are two different things 😂
the way that sweatshirt brings out the colour of kelsey’s eyes... chef kiss
😚🤏
do u know the brand of it
*simp*
Cody and Kelsey talking like proud parents -> now about to be proud parents
I use a physical calendar 😂 I get a new one every year, hang it in my kitchen, and write all my appointments and stuff on there. I also always hand write lists for everything.
If Cody grows the moustache out again with this outfit he could start an indie pop band
for real.
If Cody grows his mustache again he'll look like Bella's dad from twilight
Literal 80s dude
he would kinda look like that guy on tik tok that seductively cuts fruit and asmr eats it lol you may not know who i’m talking about but someone will understand i hope