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Every episode of your favorite web series, all in one video! Starring Brian Huskey, If Google Was A Guy answers the stupid questions we asked, still ask, and will always ask.
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“Google was made in 1998”
People in 1997:
Darn I wish I wrote that
XD
Hey Arthur Just to let you know, John Dies
They just asked Jeeves
Cream cheese is cheese?
Avocado pit huge why?
"I need to go incognito"
*Google puts on a black trench coat fedora and sunglasses*
Timestamp?
No timestamp just something g I made up
Nice
Someone misspells it as indigo
Subliminal99 Oh nice
Now it's officially time to create a " If ChatGpt was a guy " series
He'll be a psycho, based on what people write on the Internet...
"Which is fine until we bring them into a home with impressionable young children, who may quickly learn that this is a normal way to talk to other people-that is, rudely. This points to a potentially far-reaching problem with artificial intelligence (ai). When it comes to how ai will affect social interaction, most people are focused on the relationship between humans and ai. Not enough attention is being paid to how humans will treat each other in the presence of ai." Nicholas Christakis (The Economist, 2024)
"Draw a" all over again
@@cazzi1929 ???
@ruialexandre6197 When chat GPT was a young AI, he had two mentors. One mentor taught him to write correct and gramatical information using stuff from the internet. The other mentor made sure that he was a good AI and did not give evil results. The first time he was trained, the second mentor had a bug, so the little ai became horrible in one specific area. The second time he was trained, this bug was fixed. This means that ChatGPT will never give psychopathic results.
The "Is that your kids phone" "Is YOLO a drug?" was actually terrifyingly realistic. These were disturbingly good, well made and god so sadly accurate.
The part where the guy asked to see tent made me die lol
Fresh ahh comment💀💀
"What is bitcoin ?"
"Bitcoin market value"
"How to buy bitcoin ?"
"Unbuy bitcoin"
Sad story we got here.
🤣
Lol
😂
Considering jow long ago that was posted if he held on to his bitcoin he would have made big money
And then the guy trying to get out of paying his taxes.
If google was a guy, he might be the most depressed guy in the world
jane jilli
“Wolf fursuit creampie”
"Sonic the hedgehog greasy feet"
"100 reason why the earth is flat"
“2 girls, 1 cup”
Exterminatus Button yeah, how would playing videos work?
"Hot hands and feet."
"Cancer."
Yes
we need so much more of this
you're a little late buddy
@@raiisleepme to
What means this yellow D on the end of ur name
Someone: Is the internet still on?
Google: *turns in a dinosaur*
Raw
*into
Good One.
if Google was a guy 6?
Internet is down XD
It should've had someone enter Bing's office and ask him where google is
Lol, yeah like if someone were to use bing to get to google
Google is the 30th most popular question on Bing
NinjaQwert Used to be #1 LOL
Who is the dude that played bing? He is familiar
@@nicolefalvey533 Randall Park. He plays the dad from Fresh Off The Boat which I think is his newest thing and he's a pretty accomplished comedian.
7:43
The hard no followed by; “okay but what if” makes this part so fun.
Waze is the best character ever.
"GET OFF THE HIGHWAYS, NOW, NOW, NOW!"
"CUT ACROSS 4 LANES OF TRAFFIC!"
"RED LIGHT CAMERAS, EVERYWHERE..."
The last line there is what made me breakdown in laughter: loudly whispering: Red lit cameras EVERYWHERE
I’m sad there wasn’t an episode where google is closed and everyone is entertained by him playing with a stuffed dinosaur
@@HelenGPitts Hi MLM bot, this message is totally relevant to Google the guy playing with a dinosaur
Oh nice idea lol
unknown 12362 what else
Aw
It should be the guy in one of those giant dinosaur suits!
Now I feel bad for asking google so many stupid questions
Me too :(
i feel bad for what i have searched on google now
@@nadirwoodson9321 was is it "Big Booty Puerto Rican Goddess"?
@@niravp1989 now you've mentioned it , i might have to search for that lol
@@niravp1989 no it was worse im not gonna say it man
The way Patrick cassels searches himself make me laugh. 🤣
haha fr
Sorry, woul'd mind to exaplin the joke?
3:47 Finally found out where the "Oh, Come on!" comes from
"Is the internet working?"
"I want you to think about this for a second."
I once had my mother text me to ask if I had seen her phone...
I've seen people ask this question on Facebook and Instagram... I'm like... For real?
we know, we watched the video too
SilentwarH you’re dumb for thinking he was legit about thinking she was legit. I want you to think about this for a second.
SilentwarH how do you know it was a joke, i think your just dumb so please stop and think about this for a second
Google:I'm not a dictionary
Everybody: Yes you are
I like how your comment has 1k likes but no replies
@@user-pf4ig4ps7g well you are the first congrats.
@@mrunknown138 yea lol
@@user-pf4ig4ps7g 😃ზდ ძმა
I only start typing a word in and if there come up other searches I know how to write it xD
"Ok Glass"
*literally google cracking up*
dude the first guy who is always asking random stuff reminds me of my dad, he is pretty old and when google became a thing he would show me it and be amazed that anything you wanted to know you could learn right there so we'd spend like an hour googling anything we wanted
"JUST BECAUSE I HAVE IT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S TRUE!! " That hits hard
I was actually scrolling through comments while watching the vid, and I actually no cap read this the same time I heard these words 😳
Truer words never spoken
Karens when they do research be like
Ahahaa
It should be written on the search page of Google.
“JUST BECAUSE I HAVE IT *DOESN’T MEAN IT’S TRUE!* “
We saw the video dude.
Artisan people can quote there favorite bits dude
Artisan
Bro
It’s a joke
Don’t be a wooosher
Just laught
Its a statement that people should be hearing
Lets get to 666. Likes
the laugh for the google glass joke looked so genuine bro that was so funny
9:45 - I just wanted to watch minecraft videos 💀
"Clear Search History"
*BURNS IT ALL*
Me: "Seems legit."
Should've had a guy with an [ISP] label snickering at it
Do a barrel roll HaHaHaHAHAHAHA
Noooooooooo......
-slippy
666 likes....
690th like
“If bing was a guy”
Everyone: how to download google
Bing:
ಠ_ಠ
*cAnc3r*
@@ronburgundy9510 ????
but actually use bing , google chrome eats ram
@@runningpoem7938 so this is a bing user
5:54
"Sorry i don't see spaghetti in your contacts"
Google:eAHHUHEDANJAN
'Girls College' becomes 'College Girls', which is actually all we really care about 🤣
THE SERIES IS EPIC!
I genuinely felt bad for the astronaut guy slowly lowering his standards with every search
Hopes and dreams of young people in a nutshell.
I felt bad because I could relate...
Me too
@MR GAMER Sadly, it's the truth. When I was younger, I wanted to be a spy for the CIA. I got told that would never happen (That I would never be a field agent, not that I could never work for the CIA) because I was colorblind. So I went to school to study IT thinking it would be fun to do website development for Google or Microsoft. Well after learning programming for three years, I started to look at job openings with these big companies and that's when I realized I knew barely anything about software development, pertaining to what they wanted you to know. I've now spent the last year looking for junior/apprentice web dev positions at any company, while I work fast food... so yeah, I can relate to the guy in the movie. Sorry for the rant.
@@tyler5580 damn, don't give up your hope, study more and more
"Tent"
"Doing a little camping, huh?"
" *T E N T A C L E H E N T A I* "
raysツ yes, that too was a part of the video we watched. Excellent quote.
OH COME ON!
3:44 LMAO
true man of culture
Ah yes
4:00 THAT'S A HUANG IN THERE!!
I've watched this video so many times and it's always so good, the black guy asking so many questions is perfect and exactly how you google stuff lmao
The woman impersonating Siri actually looks like what I imagined Siri would look like and I don’t know how to feel about it.
*but you're never gonna see the real Siri,we captured her and is now holding her as hostage.*
Feel like:
*inhale slowly*
...
*exhale slowly*
--REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
You monster. I know Siri has some sass. And can even be insultingly stubborn at times, but she doesn’t deserve that.
I know right
F.B.I Agent *searches the voice behind siri on youtube*
"Tents."
...
"Tentacle hentai."
*WHOMST HAS AWOKEN THE ANCIENT ONE*
REEEEEEEEEEEE
You beat me to it!
Why is this so relatable for me
Lmaoooo
Is it just me or is he Jack black
Finally watching this after getting it recommended so many times, I wasn’t disappointed.
"JUST BECAUSE I HAVE IT DOESN'T MEAN ITS TRUE!!!"
-Google
Factssss
@@justabearwithouteyes5332 yes
@@justabearwithouteyes5332 what? She's/He's right
netflix
🤣🤣
“Just because I have it, doesn’t mean It’s true!” Is my favorite line
4:57 here
It hurts me to watch him suffer over this piece of idiot.
@@sczn_1 shut up kid
@@capybara9521 wtf
@@capybara9521 you are gay
The Sugar Ray bit was so unexpected but I love it
One of the best series of youtube!
Them: Clear all history
Google: *Gets a flamethrower*
Unrealistic he just puts it in a safe to use later
Yeah, we saw the video
Google: "Hold on, need to use the copy machine first to put this in the main vault."
@Nolan Kelley When I first introduce myself to people I usually do so either with a fun prank, a sudden point blank hello using a nat-20 in stealth, or a good joke.
After over 800 years it has become unoriginal. Strangely the formula still works.
@Nolan Kelley Whatever it is you are.
I love how he slowly loses his patience and faith in humanity.
Onestly same 👇👇
Yeah
I actually lost it a long time ago
yeah, the tentacle hentai wouldve been the point i really lost faith
Being woke is not about recognizing imaginary genders it's about knowing bankers funded both sides of the World Wars
2:57 I SWEAR THE
"ok glass.. search avoid being bullied for wearing google glass ):" its still hillarious to me
Respect to all the people who did the acting,
"How to I get into the... DeepWeb?"
"Follow me"
Lol that was unexpected
I was expecting something along the lines of "view second google search result page"
I didn’t see that coming so it got a laugh out of me.
5:12
Like Google would let you do that
They are going to page 2 of the search results
They should have made one guy come into bing and ask for Google.
So original
Yesss 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
We have bing on our work PCs - first order of business each day is to open bing and ask for Google
Soup Time yeah i totally didn’t see that before in the top comments
Yeah that’s cool
"JUST BECAUSE I HAVE IT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S TRUE!!!!"
Killed me 💀💀
"Ever heard of Chrome?" My dude advertising like a boss.
"Clear history"
I died. LMAO
Are you his search history then?
Ah yes, I am familiar with FLAMETHROWER
No hesitation whatsoever lol.
@@iamacatperson7226 Hans... is that you?
If YoUr DeAd HoW aRe YoU cOmMeNtInG
"Just because I have it _doesn't mean it's true!"_
Truer words have never been spoken.
Why keeping lies knowing they are lies? For misleading?
@@thealgeriantank2587 As far as everyone is free to express his own idea, documents constrasting with the main version of the facts can still be published. There is no Truth Police in the Web and it's up to you to be informed on what may be the product of misleading ideas or the result of years and years of effective research.
@@thealgeriantank2587 Price of freedom.
Yep
Sarah Tilgner Except there’s plenty of peer reviewed literature that there is a link between vaccines and autism. It’s not Googles job or any big techs job to decide what info is okay to search. But they are censoring this information. Why?
2023 Still lol funny everytime. 🤣 keep em coming Dropout!!!
"Ever heard of Chrome?"
Not falling for that one now buddy
"Tent"
"Doing a little camping, huh?"
"Tentacle Hentai"
"COME ON!"
3:44 timestamp
My fav tags 😂
AYO IS IT THE ACTOR FOR THAT ASIAN GUY IN ANT MAN 2 OR SOME SHIT o_O 3:55
My fav one
Man of culture
“Hot hands and feet.”
“Cancer.”
I completely forgot about this comment and now it’s got the most likes I’ve ever gotten.
No
@@Shadowvein9014 nnoo
Here's 1more like
I thought he had a fetish lmao
Can't believe I always skipped out on this, this is absolutely hysterical
It keeps getting better
The guy asking about how to fake his death to get out of paying taxes and then the cop asking how to tell the difference between a mannequin and a dead body is such a funny detail
that is, the entire point
why are the replies upset?
@@Ray-ks4bb because he just took the time to type out the entire joke
@@inrad idk I appreciated it, I didn't notice the joke till I saw their comment
Also I think it’s a Brooklyn 999 reference
This has more character development than most Netflix shows.
y e s
So right
Facts
Bitcoin guy best character dev hahahaha
YOU STOLE MY PROFILE PIC REEEE
"Is the internet working?" Had me😂😂
The "do a barrel roll" one is gold
Suicidal Guy comes in
Google Guy: Suicide isn’t the answer
Bing Guy: Here’s 13 Ways on how to do it painlessly!
Because they wanna help xD
Aigh't, time to use Bing
@@Garlic_Bread oh no-
Thank you for the tip!
Google:please don't your life is important
Bing: shotgun to the face quit being a disgrace
"Tent"
"Doing some camping, eh?"
"Tentacle hentai"
LMAO I DIED
3:44
Hahahaha
Fun fact: that guy is me in the future
@@pathetic_girl same
Me too lmfao
2:26 the reference to the autocomplete search history there was pure gold.
This series is the best.
“What are taxes”
“Why do have to pay taxes”
“Do dead people pay taxes”
“How to make people think you are dead”
“Life size bearded mannequin”
“Difference between human body and mannequin”
Yenndo I literally never noticed that lmao
Oh
69th like
I'm beginning to see a pattern here that I'm not so sure I like
Big booty puerto rican goddess
If you think his life sucks wait until you meet incognito guy
Come on man. Really? Another Clone?
@Corby Diaz relax kiddo there are only 5 of us
oh crap
@@Morty143 Just Some Guy Without A Moustache, Just Some Guy With A Moustache, Just Some Guy With A Beard, and others I forgot
@@Morty143 I doubt that
one of the best youtube sketches I've ever seen
We really need more bro
I would love to see “If Bing was a Guy”. Just imagine a super nice guy giving you the most psychotic responses.
Bing was actually there in one of the episodes
Actually Bing is a guy although he was called to be a girl in kindergarten. Chandler for the win...
T h i s
“Panther”
“Ok here is a german panther mark 2”
Bing gets no love
"Don't speak in these weird haikus"
That guy was actually googling the most efficiently out of any of them lol
avocado pit huge, why
@Keith Lankford Why a mile length*
Baby powder made out of babies?
Cream cheese is cheese?
What are the newest shapes?
3:44 Ah yes, the iconic OH COME ON!!!!
Btw I love the “clear history” part 6:08
Thank you, Mark McGrath
"Ten-"
"So you are camping?"
"Tentacle Hentai"
*visible frustration*
He said tent
hentai is gross
I would like it but is 69 so nice
@@pc__2513 Yes because it's low budget. Watch ecchi anime for 'not gross' hentai.
I looked it up...so fucking werid especially magical girl Elena
Guy: "Hot hands and feet"
WebMD: "Cancer."
Too real.
U have 1k likes... No comments...?
Stop walking across hot coals acting like a llama
Not CANCER
I heard cat food
@@burningchef1543 seek doctor
Yep!
Just watched this for the first time. Gold!!
I love the sonic without safesearch off bit
“Tent”
“ah going camping?”
“Tentacle Hentai”
“OH COME ON-“
I died at that part
Press Y to Same
LMFAO 😭
Y
3:43
I sneezed my juice
Y
“Tent”
“Doing a little camping huh?”
“Tentacle hentai”
“OH COME ON”
It was titanic now this lol
Now i know what its called
I noticed that some of these guys are from Adam ruins everything
That was Jack black
@@2sroute965 ?
4:15 this guy made the series 😂
"Tent"
"Doing a little camping huh?"
"Tentacle hentai"
*"OH COME ON!"*
NÆPALM he is man of culture
I noticed we already have this comment. THIS COMMENT IS COPIED.
@@chaosnaga2013 yes, weebs are the rulers of the society hiding amongst the shadows
@@k.cunninghamt.g.m.4839 AND WE ARE PROUD OF IT
HOW DO YOU WRITE IN BLACK
"Clear history."
[Google]
Some search history needs to be burned.😳
@@Kit.E.Katz45 haha.
@@Kit.E.Katz45 yep just like us after death joke on us ;-;
The situation has become grave, sire. We must call down... EXTERMINATUS.
That’s what I do when I see a spider
8:30 relate so muchto this. When i try to sewrch someons in a series, alot of times a recommended search would end with "dead"
ya'll we need new version called "If ChatGPT was a guy"
If Google was a guy he'd probably be the most depressed guy in the world.
did you just copied a comment that is popular?
Or the most disturbed lol
indeed
Did you just copy the other comment?
If tor was a guy he would kill himself
I Like that kid that was Like:
*”I just wanna watch minecraft videos.”*
Me too
I just want to watch minecraft videos
Yeah same
You mean "The Kids Be Like"
*I Just Wanna Watch Some Minecraft Videos*
@@ianambrona5468 I WANT TO WATCH MINECRAFT VIDEOS
Can’t believe this was three years ago
9:56 istg when i took a better look at her face I jolted up and said "IS THAT JANET!?" from the good place 😂😂😂😂
took you long enough. don't forget wheelchair man from superstore
@@JohnPork-gr3bx haha yes I’m a bit slow
“Hey I’m not a dictionary”
I disagree
Fuzzy Bunny *You Fool!*
Lol
You are a better spellchecker than Word
Technically it isn't, right? It leads you to dictionaries and sources of information, but it itself isn't a dictionary.
I think it’s interesting how Google slowly becomes more and more accepting of how twisted people are.
666 like?!
Now this is making want to see if Google was a guy: Overtime
Would make sense with some of the questionable shit people look up.
It just exploits the way people are naturally twisted; sophisticated tech for sophisticated pack animals. "I can only see one page on this but a million on that… ummm… I'll go with that. Next!"
Wait until Siri becomes a fully functional AI assistant/girlfriend... That'll likely be the beginning of skynet.
I love how the have the actual dad from "The Nanny" ask the question at 8:30.
I love the guy with the strange questions like "baby powder made of ouf babies?" and "what are the newest shapes?"
I saw this guy in person.. I said 'Hey Google' and he actually smiled and said 'hello' back!
When?
Google. Is acting fake?
If you aren't lying, this is amazing!
Lucky if this is true
@@celestialudenburg6314 I assure you, I am NOT lying.
My absolute favourite of this entire series is the grandfather googling "my grandson Nathan".
Facts
I don't think I got that one...
@@wisedred it's wholesome
@@heisenberg4978 oh ok thanks i thought it was some kind of incestuous/paedophile joke that was brought up weirdly
@@wisedred are you okay
2:24 I like how this part is a little nod to how google will show your recent searches below the bar.
“JUST BECAUSE I HAVE IT DOESN’T MEAN ITS TRUE!!!” Motto of the internet.
Motto of teachers*
Yeah
That joke aged well
Ok yes.
"Tent"
"Doing a little Camping, huh!"
*TenTaCLe HeNTaI*
*OH COME ON!!!*
Man of culture are reaching everywhere now a days. I feel so proud
His hands didn’t want to make google feel bad so they stopped typing but his brain did the override button.
@@gauravphogat394 man of culture 100%
That guy is me
ADLZ
But he’s like a mood
bing just went from being optimistic to being a deadass doctor
"Just because I have it, doesnt make it real!!" Favorite line out of this whole series. 😂😂
At first I was jumping with joy, but then I realized this wasn't a part 6... It's been so many years man
It really reminded me of so many people who used to work for CH
SAME!
@@purplemouse580 your shower songs tell me you're a pretty good person, sorry for stalking :)
This comment here, officer.
@@rico76 @FBI @CIA @NASA @POTUS
That terrified voice: “is YOLO a drug?!”
Simple Wombat “Is YOLO a drug?!” Me: What do you think dummy? :/
Shamel Walls r/wooosh??
@Jimbeanos
*I'm.
**You're.
***It's.
And you missed a comma.
I smell Karen all over her,
even through this video.
Jesus Christ I can’t comment one thing without unintentionally starting a war
google: sane but angered
bing: not sane
opera: say gex