Why Would I Spend Money To Beat Children?

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  • 게시일 2021. 09. 01.
  • Can Pokemon Unite fill the empty MOBA hole that League of Legends left behind?
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댓글 • 467

  • @imaperson682
    @imaperson682 2 년 전 +403

    17:51 Connor: “This crab just murdered me alive”
    *_“People die when they are killed”_*

    • @philtkaswahl2124
      @philtkaswahl2124 2 년 전 +4

      I mean, given what he did to a certain zombie VTuber in chess, he knows it's perfectly possible to be murdered when dead.

    • @bestpriest2224
      @bestpriest2224 2 년 전

      Be a Ally Of Justice

  • @voidstrider801
    @voidstrider801 2 년 전 +559

    Of course Connor would pick Snorlax over Charizard, like any true sigma would.

  • @stonecold4426
    @stonecold4426 2 년 전 +84

    "Children, why are you struggling?"
    -Connor

  • @milklea
    @milklea 2 년 전 +83

    Options
    1. Run
    2. Fight
    option chosen: Nut
    fucking killed me omg

  • @theprovider9019
    @theprovider9019 2 년 전 +1043

    If I get a nickel for everytime Cannur didn't use potion, I'd be rich enough to build a high-end gaming PC and have enough money left to gacha for Raiden in Genshin.

  • @note5068
    @note5068 2 년 전 +107

    When Genshin Impact Whale meeting a Trash Taste Member plays League of Pokemon:

  • @MochachiiinoWorks
    @MochachiiinoWorks 2 년 전 +154

    i have around 200 games on pokemon unite, and I just realized now that we all play on the left team, meaning the game mirrors the opposing team for us. I just dont understand how i never asked myself why am i never on the right side

  • @commander_frog
    @commander_frog 2 년 전 +138

    True, it’s actually free at most elementary schools

  • @MimiDragoons2334
    @MimiDragoons2334 2 년 전 +224

    Remember, Connor loves his popcorn rather than children lmao

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache

    I swear the editing in this video, is easily a tier above all his previous vids.

    • @fawwaziarhaqi4379
      @fawwaziarhaqi4379 2 년 전 +105

      Mudan the Chaditor

    • @florien3759
      @florien3759 2 년 전 +15

      Wait I just realized your Pfp was from fairytale 🧍‍♀️

    • @nishantbodkhe7443
      @nishantbodkhe7443 2 년 전 +3

      Mudanit0

    • @bislay
      @bislay 2 년 전 +1

      You were just on Corys video

    • @pranavgunti4195
      @pranavgunti4195 2 년 전 +8

      Bro I’ve seen you in both Connor and garnts comment section, you like infamous across the KRplus scene

  • @vanakis
    @vanakis 2 년 전 +92

    17:08
    Teccy: I wanna let you know, Connor, you're looking pretty _submissive_ and *breedable* right now, bro
    Connor: _wtf_
    This fucking killed me

  • @eldoriga5502
    @eldoriga5502 2 년 전 +77

    "I got a loicense!?!?!?"
    Bri'ish man happy to stay true to his roots

  • @sheridanwolf
    @sheridanwolf 2 년 전 +33

    Potion: *Exist*
    Connor: I’m going to ignore that

  • @avikmahfuz2894
    @avikmahfuz2894 2 년 전 +62

    I don't know why but the title reminds me of the It's always sunny in Philadelphia titles:
    Connor: "why would I spend money to beat up children?"
    CONNOR PAYS MONEY TO BEAT UP CHILDREN

  • @saldan3985
    @saldan3985 2 년 전 +16

    "Why would I spend money to beat children?"
    Implies that he beat children for free, what a Sigma Male.

  • @kai_mp3
    @kai_mp3 2 년 전 +70

    Mudan is the true mvp with this God tier editing

  • @rlaehrwk41
    @rlaehrwk41 2 년 전 +39

    There is no price high enough for bullying children in a game.

  • @imaperson682
    @imaperson682 2 년 전 +20

    If there’s one thing Connor loves doing more than playing League with Daidus, it’s playing League against children, _and destroying them with Pokémon at the same time._

  • @Wakaran247
    @Wakaran247 2 년 전 +22

    I find it funny that Connor thought he was destroying kids when he was playing against bots

  • @LaemVun
    @LaemVun 2 년 전 +16

    "Ah you lookin submissive and fking breedable rn" im dying 🤣🤣

  • @bestpriest2224
    @bestpriest2224 2 년 전 +90

    The title had me rereading it for a moment. It got me thinking not gonna lie.

  • @herbaderpy
    @herbaderpy 2 년 전 +61

    I feel bad for Machamp's neck

  • @LuringSuting
    @LuringSuting 2 년 전 +74

    Connor must hate the letter Y, because he avoids the Y button more than he avoids cutscenes.

  • @NireFuster
    @NireFuster 2 년 전 +355

    Dude tries to convince Connor to throw his money away on the most expensive microtransaction and says FMA is "okay" and puts Konosuba over FMA
    Am I watching Trash Taste right now cus this is a fountain of horrible takes

    • @idislikemints
      @idislikemints 2 년 전 +29

      Trash Taste and Friends

    • @lostsoulrunner92
      @lostsoulrunner92 2 년 전 +53

      Konosuba in terms of genre is a far better comedy than fma is a seinen/shounen

    • @amrilhaziq8114
      @amrilhaziq8114 2 년 전 +17

      @Suicide Kyd I love Konosuba and I’m not a fan of FMA, there’s definitely better animes than FMA but FMA is definitely better than Konosuba.

    • @Toastybees
      @Toastybees 2 년 전 +24

      @Suicide Kyd You're entitled to your opinion, no matter how stupid and wrong it is.

    • @jrgoriginal569
      @jrgoriginal569 2 년 전 +1

      Legit feel ya. And I feel a lot of hate from the Konosuba crowd cause they wrong.

  • @melonman6522
    @melonman6522 2 년 전 +17

    Don't know what Tectone is smoking. Machamp slaps the other team, calls them a bitch. Then proceeds to carry his team to victory with his four muscular arms.

    • @TheMike0088
      @TheMike0088 2 년 전 +1

      True. Machamp is probably the best all-rounder. Submission just straight-up ignores eject button lol

    • @melonman6522
      @melonman6522 2 년 전

      @@TheMike0088 I don't even use submission and get the kind of results you are talking about. That is part of what makes Machamp great, he HAS no bad attacks, some are just better than others. I'll have to try submission

    • @TheMike0088
      @TheMike0088 2 년 전

      @@melonman6522 Well the thing is, submission grabs the pokemon and throws it behind you. And for some reason, it ignores eject button - maybe its latency, but I had numerous situations where I tried to get away from a machamp with eject button, I use it, and yet submission catches me and pulls me right back.

    • @bestpriest2224
      @bestpriest2224 2 년 전 +1

      My favourite is still Talonflame

  • @Poods
    @Poods 2 년 전 +42

    Oh! This is the guy who's the only S-Tier rank on Pewds' House Tour Tier List.

  • @MollyDollyy
    @MollyDollyy 2 년 전 +4

    12:34
    Ive never heard of Smoge either…
    What is Smoge!?

  • @0lifetrue0
    @0lifetrue0 2 년 전 +3

    "Do you even like this game or do you just log in to get the rewards" - Wisdom levels are critically high..

  • @vanakis
    @vanakis 2 년 전 +17

    Tectone coming in with all these zoomer memes
    While Connor is there like _what_

  • @yurikuki
    @yurikuki 2 년 전 +6

    12:55 That jumpscare doh 😂

  • @itskudini
    @itskudini 2 년 전 +4

    Connor gave in to peer pressure lol

  • @astralmirage6353
    @astralmirage6353 2 년 전 +2

    Shoutout to Mudan!

  • @PurpleSpiritFoxFire
    @PurpleSpiritFoxFire 2 년 전 +2

    7:22 it gets really funny from here on...cause of mudan editing...thanks bro

  • @ThePacDude890
    @ThePacDude890 2 년 전 +12

    I swear, the editors has never failed to make me laugh.

  • @lacane5722
    @lacane5722 2 년 전 +3

    I legit got a youtube premium ad about league of legends the moment connor started shitting on LOL

  • @makeda6530
    @makeda6530 년 전 +2

    Something about the little bit gesture being covered with Mousey just is great. It is a strangely addictive relative you see once a year. It's weird.

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 년 전 +1

    “Is that where you get your joy? Murdering 10 year olds?”
    Hey man you got your hobbies I got mine

  • @abura2980
    @abura2980 2 년 전 +3

    The duo match with Tectone was hilarious 😂

  • @brettxsmith
    @brettxsmith 2 년 전 +1

    I watched the VOD and Mudan's editing makes it just as funny the 2nd time

  • @detriminer
    @detriminer 2 년 전 +8

    Yay another kids game which will make the parents Credit card decline

    • @voidstrider801
      @voidstrider801 2 년 전 +3

      I mean if parents are foolish enough to give their kid access to their credit card or leave it lying around, I can't feel bad for them, they should know better. Sometimes you learn lessons the hard way. Any kid who steals from their parents is a little shit though, definitely not excusing that.

    • @detriminer
      @detriminer 2 년 전 +1

      @@voidstrider801 well it did happen in India that a idiot wasted 1.4m rupees on free fire from his father's credit card. It's a true story. This game is blatantly saying that give me money I will make you stronger

  • @tesseygo
    @tesseygo 2 년 전 +29

    My man playing the best worst crossever with league of pokemons

  • @MollyDollyy
    @MollyDollyy 2 년 전

    Conner great video!
    1:02 Content Aware Scale!
    Thats hilarious!
    😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @DemiDeity777
    @DemiDeity777 2 년 전 +1

    I love the energy we get when connor and tecc are together

  • @eduardolennovaes
    @eduardolennovaes 2 년 전 +8

    Mudan is the goat holy shit
    Mudan vs Nyanners editor battle would be legendary

  • @eagan912
    @eagan912 2 년 전 +1

    It somehow always cracked me hearing Connor's "AHAH *I'll go with the speedster role* "

  • @Zen-zt4uk
    @Zen-zt4uk 2 년 전 +7

    Reminds me of when Connor was like "I pay for popcorn, I don't pay for children."
    But then he suddenly comes out with this vid title being like "Ay yo why are we spending gacha money on beating kids is better then popcorn and not paying for children either way! LET'S GOOO CHAT!"

  • @killerqueen4558
    @killerqueen4558 2 년 전

    I like how connor played every character as a fighter

  • @philtkaswahl2124
    @philtkaswahl2124 2 년 전 +1

    "Children, why are you struggling?" ---Connor, 2021

  • @gigel7047
    @gigel7047 2 년 전 +2

    7:23 had me rolling and idk why 🤣 🤣

  • @alexesvargas9093
    @alexesvargas9093 2 년 전

    You made my day with this video I enjoy good laugh when pokemon unite and bad team mates when 4 enemy team at the bottom fighting dreadnaw while two of my team mates down to three and I see them struggling on top 2 vs 1 I thought they have a field day 😁😂 keep up the good work Conner and please do more pokemon unite video's please up vote and let Conner know we want more pokemon unite video's I know we can do it 😁✌️

  • @TheHazmiiii
    @TheHazmiiii 2 년 전

    Top Tier editing Mudan!

  • @baddrawing4980
    @baddrawing4980 2 년 전 +3

    I was the same with Connor when he thought Machamp was good. I guess everyone is when they first play the game with Machamp

  • @imaperson682
    @imaperson682 2 년 전 +3

    _Connor going Bot Lane has awakened the PTSD of all League players._

  • @DragonXZero
    @DragonXZero 2 년 전 +6

    Does Tectone have a gambling addiction or something? Holy shit XD

  • @crazercat
    @crazercat 2 년 전 +24

    Machoke illegal in a pokemon game. What year is this?

  • @kianamitchell5601
    @kianamitchell5601 2 년 전 +5

    Funniest part was Connor focuses too much on nutting and didn’t notice health bar dying!!!

  • @objectionoverload
    @objectionoverload 2 년 전 +7

    Wait i actually thought Tec was just kidding they really did put Ninja in Raids.

  • @riflakar2179
    @riflakar2179 2 년 전

    I freakin love the editing

  • @Thankfuldead
    @Thankfuldead 2 년 전

    yoooo, the way he says Zapdos is amazing.

  • @mpkio
    @mpkio 2 년 전 +1

    Connor literally got peer pressured to buy a loot box xD

  • @LeoLikesLamb
    @LeoLikesLamb 2 년 전 +1

    Your videos butter my biscuits thank you

  • @grimsladeleviathan3958

    6:39 That look sent chills down my spine I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT IT CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD

  • @OmegaP
    @OmegaP 2 년 전 +3

    Everyone needs an editor as good as Connor's

  • @waveringeyes8277
    @waveringeyes8277 2 년 전 +1

    Wow the editor made sure Connor spent a little time as possible as a tiny rectangle.

  • @g3asysnoot228
    @g3asysnoot228 2 년 전

    Conner after playing 1 round: if I loose again then I’m gunna start spending money

  • @Ralph6555
    @Ralph6555 2 년 전

    11:11 god-tier editing lol.

  • @TheDecree93
    @TheDecree93 2 년 전

    I love the editing on your channels . It’s sigma

  • @ammaranuar2544
    @ammaranuar2544 2 년 전 +7

    When a toxic gamer and a whale gamer team up,
    Chaos ensues.

  • @diegochaves6433
    @diegochaves6433 2 년 전 +1

    Mudan edit skills carry this channel

  • @Raxerm
    @Raxerm 2 년 전 +2

    Imagine if they added Eevee. Its leveling up mechanic text would rival that of Aphelios' passive.

  • @obnoxiouscommenter6194

    Papatect being extravagant as usual 🤣

  • @hashimina_
    @hashimina_ 2 년 전 +3

    "Reformed league of legends player"
    Spam (X) to doubt

  • @basedtortellini
    @basedtortellini 2 년 전 +1

    Good job editor, you’re a goat

  • @brentjoseph-edwardscastro751

    I fuçking love the editor
    IM IN LOVE (of hes skills)

  • @leinahtan5806
    @leinahtan5806 2 년 전

    Y'know, I didn't take a second glance at the title. I just read it and thought "yeah, that's a connor question."

  • @jokersgame1380
    @jokersgame1380 2 년 전

    "I am pretty strong right now" *fucking dies* *ad break immediately*

  • @vingaHere
    @vingaHere 2 년 전 +4

    Give the editor a pay-raise

  • @kiristoz
    @kiristoz 2 년 전 +2

    Tectone finally collabed with CDAWG

  • @BRaion619
    @BRaion619 2 년 전

    The zooming in on the machoke got me cracked up as hell lmfao but wtf was that Lucario edit tho wtf

  • @bestpriest2224
    @bestpriest2224 2 년 전

    Tectone was like a proud Dad giving his son some tips on how to destroy High School.

  • @SpyroShurtagul
    @SpyroShurtagul 2 년 전

    As a league player that did enjoy this game for a time, this video gives me so much life lol

  • @trainerred8486
    @trainerred8486 2 년 전

    1:43 i respect the reference

  • @thelordoftheweebs9501

    4:48 yeah idk why assists and the other thing trumps my own overall score/goal.

  • @KatySwan79
    @KatySwan79 2 년 전 +3

    Connor has the best titles

  • @deluxeincorporated

    Here's some tips, if you get spotted by a relatively high level Gardevoir request back up, and talonflame is also a good pokemon for beginners

  • @Erikk-rr4sg
    @Erikk-rr4sg 2 년 전

    my god the ill take the speedster role killed me

  • @chaoticsenpai9503
    @chaoticsenpai9503 2 년 전

    14:02 Connor become Yoda in the you laugh you pay

  • @aimbotbob5056
    @aimbotbob5056 2 년 전 +6

    man tectone really is the textbook definition of big gamer energy

    • @isimpforkanna7601
      @isimpforkanna7601 년 전 +2

      If that's a big gamer energy, I'm happy to have small gamer energy. Holy shit how obnoxious

  • @dancingenginier5707

    you knwo its going to be a good time when tecky comes along

  • @GeoX_Boss
    @GeoX_Boss 년 전

    :I'll pay you to beat a kid
    ;In what game?
    :I'm not talking about games
    ;....
    :....
    ;I'll do it for free.

  • @politedonut9320
    @politedonut9320 2 년 전

    That distorted tyler1 clip fucking killed me

  • @torakageoftheleaf
    @torakageoftheleaf 2 년 전

    The Toxtricity of our city, of our city 🎶

  • @That.Classy_Mason
    @That.Classy_Mason 2 년 전

    The Youngling Slayer has entered the temple

  • @joeymayson8279
    @joeymayson8279 2 년 전 +1

    "Should had used the money, get a job nerds" - Cr1tical

  • @hikari3800
    @hikari3800 년 전

    6:14 this one got me. WTF Connor 😂😂

  • @beelzel9346
    @beelzel9346 2 년 전 +1

    I read the title and instantly liked the video

  • @lloydbernasol491
    @lloydbernasol491 2 년 전

    Damn i think i already watched this on twitch but still its pretty good especially with edits ahahahahha.

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 년 전 +1

    I normally leave the second I see league of legends, but since this is Pokémon I’ll give it a chance

  • @blueriverbane69
    @blueriverbane69 2 년 전

    Omgggg funneh editing xD

  • @joshnevin6269
    @joshnevin6269 2 년 전

    Ya this is a perfect video reminds me of a old Phoenix Wright objection edit video lmfao