How To Be A Master Procrastinator

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  • @Emirichu
    @Emirichu 3 년 전 +5349

    11:23 clever of you to sing completely off-key so the copyright claim bots dont find you

    • @Toeescape
      @Toeescape 3 년 전 +312

      Oh so i see your sleep schedule is broken too eh?

    • @scribbler1316
      @scribbler1316 3 년 전 +106

      Don’t speak so soon we can’t tell till the vids lasts at least a week without being punished though if it does work I may start to try out that trick

    • @HinokamiMinky
      @HinokamiMinky 3 년 전 +18

      Lol

    • @asbs6476
      @asbs6476 3 년 전 +16

      Procrastinat La Procrastinat

    • @jelbell5709
      @jelbell5709 3 년 전 +17

      hi emirichu ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @TierZoo
    @TierZoo 3 년 전 +8694

    man this was brutally accurate
    it's the pandemic's fault

    • @patrickstar1723
      @patrickstar1723 3 년 전 +109

      Tier zoo spitting fax.

    • @sharkinator8713
      @sharkinator8713 3 년 전 +79

      I didn’t think I’d see you here. Also true

    • @BronzedBeast
      @BronzedBeast 3 년 전 +56

      Tier can you do a tier list on human perks like the Workaholic, The meat head, the nerd, and the lazy? I wanna see the pros and cons of each perk path.

    • @fernandotrevinocastro1018
      @fernandotrevinocastro1018 3 년 전 +39

      Tierzoo and Daidus!!?? Is this a cross over episode!?!?

    • @Mahfireballs
      @Mahfireballs 3 년 전 +23

      Wow in my head I always kinda had your guys channels as related. So quite cool to see you actually know each others work, then again you have quite the same style of slow speaking soothing voice with a relatively short video of super high quality content filled too the brim with references and nods to other things. A crossover of you guys would indeed be Legendary, I can only dream of it.

  • @vixencaw7551
    @vixencaw7551 2 년 전 +948

    The real kicker is being a master procrastinator AND a perfectionist

  • @natsuki5473
    @natsuki5473 3 년 전 +611

    “Guess where your crush is,not around you”
    hit me on a personal level;-;

    • @adeshkantha7034
      @adeshkantha7034 3 년 전 +20

      Daidus is flexing on us now that he's dating emily TT

    • @lilmissburberry3937
      @lilmissburberry3937 2 년 전 +2

      Best roast u heard in ur life-

    • @RandomPerson-yf4ox
      @RandomPerson-yf4ox 2 년 전 +7

      Can't get hurt by that if you don't have one in the first place!!!!!
      *why can't i feel compassion for another being.......*

    • @prehistoriccreator9600
      @prehistoriccreator9600 2 년 전

      @@RandomPerson-yf4ox Because you don't actively seek it? or you don't deserve it?

    • @RandomPerson-yf4ox
      @RandomPerson-yf4ox 2 년 전 +1

      @@prehistoriccreator9600 i mean the last part was a joke but yes i can but i literally don't even understand how my own brain works so i couldn't explain why it's hard for me to have a crush

  • @CDawgVA
    @CDawgVA 3 년 전 +6735

    The legend returns

  • @hayvin4952
    @hayvin4952 3 년 전 +1719

    No need to teach me. I'm already saying "I'll watch it tomorrow."

  • @P0nch009
    @P0nch009 2 년 전 +477

    Is it just me, or this video is terrifyingly accurate?!?

    • @3l_Raro
      @3l_Raro 2 년 전 +8

      this video felt like an attack xd

    • @jamesmoore4856
      @jamesmoore4856 2 년 전 +2

      yeah especially when he mention checking the fridge every 5 mins.......that hit me personally XD

    • @A_J-8
      @A_J-8 18 일 전

      Rodrick

  • @Luzlumos
    @Luzlumos 2 년 전 +129

    Me, who's already a massive procrastinator and currently has all Fs in classes: "Interesting."

  • @kurko6147
    @kurko6147 3 년 전 +4651

    If you truly want to master the art, just never leave your bed and say that: "I'll wake up later".

    • @miyanixon3224
      @miyanixon3224 3 년 전 +126

      Been doing this since middle school

    • @jadethedragon
      @jadethedragon 3 년 전 +16

      I’ll like it but u got 69 ;3 jk i like it

    • @melonhead9278
      @melonhead9278 3 년 전 +35

      I woke up at 7 and slept another 3 hours

    • @baconknightproductions8297
      @baconknightproductions8297 3 년 전 +17

      Just Because I Played BOTW and Watched Kenshi Tutorials Till 5 AM Last Night That Doesn't Mean That I Have a Problem OKAY!!! I'm Just Narcoleptic All Right! Look I Drank Night Coffee and Now My Circadian Rhythm is Off! Not My Fault!!!

    • @kurko6147
      @kurko6147 3 년 전 +9

      @@miyanixon3224 I started in 9th grade but I'm already a master

  • @theermac6024
    @theermac6024 3 년 전 +3254

    "Sees video called "How to be a master procrastinator" on recommendation feed.
    *Adds to watch later

  • @nevergonnagiveupuntilibeco5690

    When he say "Tomorrow"
    I felt that.

  • @akish302
    @akish302 3 년 전 +31

    I literally got an add saying, "If you are watching this, you are probably procrastinating."

  • @LokheeNyx
    @LokheeNyx 3 년 전 +736

    *Looks at math book*
    “Hmm math exam study... or...”
    *Looks at procrastination video*
    “hMmMmMmmM”

    • @KieshaOlthuis
      @KieshaOlthuis 3 년 전 +1

      that guilty conscience part Daidus mentioned? yeah, I'm feeling that as I'm reading your comment. Got my math book opened.....and my math exam to study for.......thanks.

    • @LokheeNyx
      @LokheeNyx 3 년 전

      Kiesha Olthuis Welp fellow barnacle, best of luck for your exam! Aim for that little star in the sky and uH... don’t fall for my ‘oop, oh crap it’s 1am already?’ scenario

  • @IVameless
    @IVameless 3 년 전 +2010

    I bet 99% of the people that watched this vid procrastinated by doing so.
    (Me included)

    • @wornishwasstolen
      @wornishwasstolen 3 년 전 +19

      I procrastinated once and it led to being yelled at by my first grade teacher because I didn’t do my homework once and got a step which means my parents had to sign a paper and I have to turn it in. The other kids who always procrastinated, didn’t even have the same harsh punishments that I had.

    • @justacatwhoneedstherapy4095
      @justacatwhoneedstherapy4095 3 년 전 +5

      Accurate

    • @nicholasaliwarga9049
      @nicholasaliwarga9049 3 년 전 +2

      Oui

    • @oscarfabrisruiz3459
      @oscarfabrisruiz3459 3 년 전 +1

      You damn right!

    • @Frytoons
      @Frytoons 3 년 전 +4

      *its 4 a clock in the morning my eyes a bleeding*

  • @niffry
    @niffry 3 년 전 +27

    "You'll fear people's thoughts about you."
    Sounds like my theapist

  • @simonotori1948
    @simonotori1948 2 년 전 +10

    The fact that I found Daidus through this video cuz I was scared for my life one day cuz the deadline to pass my artwork was tomorrow and searched about what’s bad about procrastinating and found him. This video made me feel a lot better tbh that I was like “yknow what let me fail, I’m a master procrastinator”😂

  • @numbnin3751
    @numbnin3751 3 년 전 +703

    "Hello, I am Daidus. The Greatest Role Model of All Time"
    S e e m s L e g i t

  • @randomthings6977
    @randomthings6977 3 년 전 +1828

    *_high school has made me a professional procrastinator_*

    • @sprinklescat394
      @sprinklescat394 3 년 전 +7

      true

    • @user-jc2jp7rd9f
      @user-jc2jp7rd9f 3 년 전 +34

      world class procrastinator since 5th grade science fair projects ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

    • @L-hargestam
      @L-hargestam 3 년 전 +3

      Same

    • @drgonphart5415
      @drgonphart5415 3 년 전 +5

      Wow thanks for saying “me:” otherwise I’d have no idea you said it

    • @Brooke496
      @Brooke496 3 년 전 +2

      I’m only a sophomore (now a junior) but ever since freshmen test I’ve gotten even better at procrastination 😎

  • @nigerianweebgirl6974
    @nigerianweebgirl6974 3 년 전 +14

    The kill la kill reference got me right in the heart

  • @feliz695
    @feliz695 3 년 전 +25

    I relate, but I lie in online class by saying "But, ma'am, I JUST TURNED IN MY HOMEWORK!"
    Teacher: "Then just turn it in again."
    Me: "I just deleted it, ma'am, since I thought that you recieved the work."
    Teacher: "Ok ok, just turn it in this afternoon or tomorrow."
    **ends up getting help from classmates through messages**

  • @mr.bowtie3451
    @mr.bowtie3451 3 년 전 +203

    What normal people say: Due tomorrow.
    What procrastinators say: *Do tomorrow.*

    • @darzex
      @darzex 3 년 전 +3

      this was me last semester, doing my assignments right before entering class, sometimes entering 5 minutes later

    • @godsfavoursunday9933
      @godsfavoursunday9933 3 년 전

      The irony is most people procrastinate but not everyone is a master procrastinator

  • @randomperson1714
    @randomperson1714 3 년 전 +1534

    “How to be a master procrastinator.”
    Me: *saves to watch later*

    • @ilektrarepousi5769
      @ilektrarepousi5769 3 년 전 +82

      You pulled up with the reverse card

    • @The_Blue_Otaku
      @The_Blue_Otaku 3 년 전 +49

      I've mastered Procrastination to the point my younger brothers and family think I'm retarded

    • @marshall4202
      @marshall4202 3 년 전 +24

      This move requires a rank grandmaster procrastinator

    • @bradbland9307
      @bradbland9307 2 년 전 +9

      Best comment I’ve seen on KRplus

    • @thijmstickman8349
      @thijmstickman8349 2 년 전 +7

      Has anyone ver looked at what was in their watch later?

  • @amelia_e
    @amelia_e 3 년 전 +23

    Daidus: How to become a master procrastinator.
    Advertisement: “If your watching this your probably procrastinating.”
    *slowly dies inside*

  • @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks
    @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks 3 년 전 +43

    Me in 2025: man I haven’t done this project in 5 years. It’s because of the pandemic.

    • @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks
      @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks 2 년 전 +1

      Y’know I joked about this but at the rate this damn pandemic is going, it looks like we won’t be back to normal even by 2025 lmao

  • @tess6193
    @tess6193 3 년 전 +307

    when you're a procrastinator who gets really stressed about getting nothing done so much so that you spend all the time thinking about how you need to do it

    • @Pokegirl3515
      @Pokegirl3515 3 년 전 +21

      That's me in one sentence

    • @kimayavidzkimmaiah8637
      @kimayavidzkimmaiah8637 3 년 전 +6

      This is the definition of procrastination in one sentence

    • @kaivirin
      @kaivirin 3 년 전 +2

      Way too relatable. Delet dis.

    • @mortemwentbang
      @mortemwentbang 3 년 전

      Me currently

    • @tyreseismyname2632
      @tyreseismyname2632 3 년 전 +3

      When u skip all e lessons and now have to learn ur entire last chunk of ur yr learning everything for important exams next yr. Just me😭😭

  • @ly9190
    @ly9190 3 년 전 +802

    teacher: "hav you finished your homework?"
    me: *nods nervously*

    • @sean2778
      @sean2778 3 년 전 +12

      Luckily now days if they ask just leave Ur online classes call

    • @luisal3273
      @luisal3273 3 년 전 +1

      I love your profile pic jaja, I had that as a photo in a group that represented each one of us.

  • @jrilo1307
    @jrilo1307 년 전 +2

    We all watch videos about procrastination while we're supposed to do work
    It's a necessary step towards getting work done, but it requires so much time and effort

  • @karebuu1383
    @karebuu1383 년 전 +3

    Maaaan this is giving me flashbacks. I put off ALL of a semester's worth of school outputs until the last week of classes. The adrenaline rush kept me afloat over the stress. I'd say I'm a black belt procrastinator.

  • @bee1z354
    @bee1z354 3 년 전 +2361

    finally ive mastered all scums techniques
    ive finally unlocked Depression

  • @petrsvoboda3207
    @petrsvoboda3207 3 년 전 +813

    "we'll work tomorrow"
    *wakes up*
    "well i said tomorrow but it's today again so I'll start tomorrow"

  • @rebeccarichards8156
    @rebeccarichards8156 3 년 전 +14

    Me: Watching this; "How To Be A Master Procrastinator"
    Also me: Procrastinating
    The ad that comes up: "If you're watching this, you're probably procrastinating"

  • @furowowo
    @furowowo 3 년 전 +9

    I feel like Daidus is my spirit animal, this video perfectly describes my procrastination problem

  • @skullies2323
    @skullies2323 3 년 전 +498

    Me: *looks at unfinished 6th grade homework*
    Also me: *is in 8th grade*

  • @libertia
    @libertia 3 년 전 +273

    You know you're a procrastinator if:
    You set 20 alarms from 5am to wake up at 7:00am ❌
    You snooze every 5 minutes instead of waking up ❌
    You wake up after a few alarms at 7:20am, get on your phone, say thet you'll get up around 7:25am and finally get up at 7:40am leaving you 10 minutes to get to the bus ✅

    • @evelyn7965
      @evelyn7965 3 년 전 +3

      Noice pfp tho ;)))

    • @libertia
      @libertia 3 년 전 +4

      @@evelyn7965 ;)))) ANIME PRO

    • @bruh-zn8ju
      @bruh-zn8ju 3 년 전

      i wake up at 2 pm, fuck school

    • @libertia
      @libertia 3 년 전 +1

      @BIGboi69 🤣🤚🏽 nah i gotta take a shower in the morning or i'd be stank, it's hot as hell in my room...also bro do you brush your teeth-

    • @laella
      @laella 3 년 전 +1

      Lmaoo
      When I had school I had to wake up at 4:50 and get in the car by 5:40, and onto the bus by 6:00 :)

  • @shugdude
    @shugdude 3 년 전 +5

    Everything in this video is spot on, the only difference with me was that my technique with homework was slightly different, I'd just admit I didn't do it every single time and then eventually everyone gave up on me entirely and stopped trying to get me to do it. Remember that honesty is the best policy, although in this case all of the guilt and shame still remains...

  • @aurallistine
    @aurallistine 3 년 전 +6

    I was being productive and drawing while watching this but this video inspired me so much I decided to play a video game instead

  • @DyLimbo
    @DyLimbo 3 년 전 +702

    "Then you start lying to yourself"
    Oof ....
    Sat: Nothing
    Sun: Nothing
    Mon: Nothing
    Tue: Nothing
    Wed: Nothing
    Thu: Nothing
    Fri: Nothing

  • @kawaiinoodle21
    @kawaiinoodle21 3 년 전 +729

    Daidus : "guess where your crush is today, not around you that's for sure"
    Me : *sulks in corner* when you right you rignt..

  • @ninjareddoggo7181
    @ninjareddoggo7181 2 년 전 +3

    Man he just put workaholics into this!
    Sakurai: *”Sweats profusely.”*

  • @aservant1284
    @aservant1284 3 년 전 +3

    2:31 love the 1984 reference

  • @Sashalivinghuman
    @Sashalivinghuman 3 년 전 +674

    “Realistically we are just procrastinating death” damn Daidus coming for my existential crisis

  • @thederpy165
    @thederpy165 3 년 전 +2567

    Master Procastinator:
    *About to die*
    "Meh, I'll just die later."
    *Is not dying anymore*

    • @RustySpoke
      @RustySpoke 3 년 전 +84

      “I don’t wanna die I’m too tired. Maybe Monday...Actually, Wensday sound good.”

    • @return3116
      @return3116 3 년 전 +6

      lolxd bruhhhh.

    • @nathanniemi3447
      @nathanniemi3447 3 년 전 +11

      Nah I’ll just procrastinate to procrastinate to die

    • @ozzythaswed5264
      @ozzythaswed5264 3 년 전 +3

      @blah blah blah nope the key 2 being....... you know what ima tell u next year

    • @POSEANREAL
      @POSEANREAL 3 년 전 +6

      This is like the mc of an anime in a fight about to die and then say, "nah I'll die when I'm old"

  • @jeronimoaraoz5006
    @jeronimoaraoz5006 9 개월 전

    Im 15 but since I have memory this has been exactly my life. I never do anything and always delay it, and then I start lying. Sometimes I get an inspiration shock and clean my room or study but it only happens like once a year. So this video is the most relatable thing ever. Never have I ever in mi life studied for anything and Im worried of college

  • @phospenity
    @phospenity 2 년 전 +2

    I was feeling bad about this.. and then your video comes and I'm actually motivated I'll try my best!

  • @Burnt_Gerbil
    @Burnt_Gerbil 3 년 전 +1258

    Me: I’m a “crastinator...”
    Them: You mean procrastinator?!
    Me: Naw... I haven’t gone Pro yet. 😎

  • @scribbler1316
    @scribbler1316 3 년 전 +437

    This video explains why Daidus vids take 5 months each to be completed

  • @kreater120
    @kreater120 3 년 전 +1

    I'm so glad I got out of the huge portion of procrastinating and actually setting my life forward. All these problems that you just explaining created by procrastinating are stuff easily missed despite it is in the back of your head the moment, that one friction of a second you realize what you're doing. And then deny it all together.
    My side of the story getting out of it is that I actually needed therapy for my trauma that I didn't know I had and had matured way earlier for my age years ago. Then today, I'm more childish, realizing that I was missing that from years back. I couldn't enjoy the things I wanted properly but luckily, I'm getting better in that regard aswell :D
    Both mentally and physically!

  • @scoop6489
    @scoop6489 3 년 전 +3

    Dear Daidus,
    Thank you for these wonderful guides on becoming a terrible, non-functioning member of society.
    I've spent literal years wondering how to make myself worse for everyone else to be around and fail in the future,
    and these videos helped me figure that out. Since I first watched this 6 months ago my grades have gone down and
    I've thrown away many passion projects as well as half-hazardly shat out 5 paragraph essays on various topics
    getting an extremely average grade. I truly do love your content and I want to thank you for making me a truly
    awful disgusting person. Have a good one.
    Sincerely,
    Ville

  • @luzist
    @luzist 3 년 전 +421

    Petition: Daidus should make his own masterclass series

  • @adamius9639
    @adamius9639 3 년 전 +412

    3 important assignments due at midnight: *_exists_*
    Me: _procrastinates by watching a video on how to procrastinate_

  • @f4erymoonz
    @f4erymoonz 4 개월 전

    man im terrified of how accurate this really is.... he described and explained it better than any psychologist would. It takes real dedication to be a professional procrastinator and want to be perfectionist simultaneously.

  • @AmberyTear
    @AmberyTear 2 년 전 +3

    Holy crap, this was me 100% when I was depressed. I still struggle with it but MUCH MUCH LESS. Now I can actually do shit, it just takes a little longer than it would for a normal person.

  • @lemthealchemist641
    @lemthealchemist641 3 년 전 +223

    Me: *Has two mini essays due for English summer school tomorrow*
    Also Me: *Watches this*

  • @melona._
    @melona._ 3 년 전 +304

    "Guess where your crush is today? Not around you, that's for sure."
    Me: _Good, they're staying 6 feet away from me._

    • @deltacream
      @deltacream 3 년 전 +3

      Need to have that social distancing, after all.

    • @thederpy165
      @thederpy165 3 년 전 +1

      I mean my crush started coughing in online class and I dont wanna die young, I'm not having her bs

    • @melona._
      @melona._ 3 년 전 +1

      @@thederpy165 get a new crush

    • @thederpy165
      @thederpy165 3 년 전

      @@melona._ I was kidding lol. I dont have any crushes, and online class (Atleast for me and my classmates) start in august lmao.

  • @cheybaby6732
    @cheybaby6732 년 전 +1

    Daidus has become one of my favorite KRplusrs 😹😹😹 he’s always there when you need a great laugh

  • @algaebruh
    @algaebruh 3 년 전 +1

    this is the one skill i dont need a tutorial for

  • @rebelgirl6252
    @rebelgirl6252 3 년 전 +373

    I can't figure out if this guy is encouraging us to be this way, or warning against it.

    • @vlad_k0o291
      @vlad_k0o291 3 년 전 +68

      Either way it's too late for me

    • @Temzy
      @Temzy 3 년 전 +5

      @@vlad_k0o291 same lmao

    • @ivanfranco340
      @ivanfranco340 3 년 전 +6

      Hhhmm probably both

    • @SSRDragonblade
      @SSRDragonblade 3 년 전 +7

      He is relishing in the madness and somehow managed to make a video out of it
      I say this cause I can relate.

    • @faker8339
      @faker8339 3 년 전 +1

      Rebel Girl too late man gotten too far

  • @MoiraMcGill
    @MoiraMcGill 3 년 전 +1898

    I'm already a PROcrastinator, a citizen of the procrastiNATION, and yet this video weirdly makes me want to go work on a project of mine xD

  • @mr.ballree6287
    @mr.ballree6287 년 전

    Good summary of procrastination is being productive at things you don't want to do to distract yourself from the things you want to do and as a person with adhd, I really and I say REALLY can put the pro into procrastination

  • @melanieturner3874
    @melanieturner3874 3 년 전 +1

    I used this guide today when I waited until thirty minutes before my class started to make my project that we've had two weeks to work on

  • @justinA.1837
    @justinA.1837 3 년 전 +860

    To this day, we still don't know who Sen or Fat Guy is.

  • @alliecatt3093
    @alliecatt3093 3 년 전 +239

    Daidus: posing after 3 months since his last post
    Daidus: *how to become a master procrastinator*

  • @Pandymeez
    @Pandymeez 2 년 전

    This is so real that it temporarily stopped my procrastination and launched me into productivity

  • @tyrellosaurus
    @tyrellosaurus 2 년 전 +2

    Everything about this video hits me on a personal level, made me stare into a mirror for a good couple of minutes...

  • @insomniaxe
    @insomniaxe 3 년 전 +227

    When I was younger I confused ‘procrastination’ with ‘ma**urbation’

    • @TCangie
      @TCangie 3 년 전 +58

      Nah you're good. They're the same thing

    • @Romeof-mm5ob
      @Romeof-mm5ob 3 년 전 +9

      It's the same thing

    • @novaeeeee
      @novaeeeee 3 년 전 +13

      I see no difference bro, you just wrote “masturbation” and “masturbation”

    • @crimsont7483
      @crimsont7483 3 년 전 +4

      They both pass time somehow

    • @andreware2039
      @andreware2039 3 년 전 +6

      I see no difference 👀

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 3 년 전 +386

    *10 Ways to be a Master Procrastinator:*
    1. Be Lazy
    2. Do things later
    3. Leave things incomplete
    4. Watch this video
    5.
    6.
    7.
    8.
    9.
    10.

    • @Albutt0
      @Albutt0 3 년 전 +35

      I totally agree with #7. I do it sometimes

    • @superiorpanda6449
      @superiorpanda6449 3 년 전 +8

      Eh...just think of the rest later...😪

    • @zazie8290
      @zazie8290 3 년 전 +2

      #3 i cant do that sorry

    • @rezzarafhan2882
      @rezzarafhan2882 3 년 전 +4

      @@Albutt0 nah I think #7 is kinda bs but #10 is the right way

    • @michiv4475
      @michiv4475 3 년 전 +2

      I think number #9 becau

  • @catherine_404
    @catherine_404 년 전

    This video is great because it hits right in the feelings, BUT these are feelings rarely, if ever, reached by media. A masterpiece.

  • @velcr0strap3s2
    @velcr0strap3s2 2 년 전

    this reminded me of a narrative exam that was due 2 days ago and I’ve already procrastinated this 3 times

  • @cherrysplinter
    @cherrysplinter 3 년 전 +521

    alternate title: daidus calling out people who are using this video to procrastinate for 12 minutes and 58 seconds

    • @droopydraceyen3795
      @droopydraceyen3795 3 년 전 +9

      Bruh this comment is underrated.

    • @bluex6095
      @bluex6095 3 년 전 +3

      @@droopydraceyen3795 *criminally*

    • @randominternetperson8690
      @randominternetperson8690 2 년 전 +5

      I have a huge project that I didn't even start and due date is COMING SOON AND INSTEAD IM WATCHING THIS VID YAY

  • @ALLTHEDRUGSFORCREATIVITY

    “How to become a master procrastinator.”
    My ADHD:
    *laughs*

    • @return3116
      @return3116 3 년 전 +4

      lolxd bruh.

    • @juheli
      @juheli 3 년 전 +4

      Same with my anxiety ;-;

    • @eszterguba8308
      @eszterguba8308 3 년 전

      I'm currently taking online ADHD tests as procrastinating :D But as they are questionably accurate, I don't know if it means, that I just reached an other level of searching for excuses, or that I could really have ADHD :'D

    • @juheli
      @juheli 3 년 전 +1

      @@eszterguba8308 still get it professionally checked ;-;

    • @eszterguba8308
      @eszterguba8308 3 년 전

      @@juheli I will soon ^^

  • @akirahunter5656
    @akirahunter5656 3 년 전 +3

    11:15 Damn bruh, didn't know you were in an anime

  • @bittersweetchild2860

    Here is why I love KRplus. I was clicking on this video and I got an ad, I kid you not the first thing the guy said was, “if you watching this you probably struggle with procrastination.” And I was laughing my ass off

  • @jessturner5487
    @jessturner5487 3 년 전 +268

    Video: * is about procrastinating *
    Sponsor: Learn!
    we *all* know that everyone who is actually interested in the sponsor will procrastinate using it.

    • @fukuronoyoru8524
      @fukuronoyoru8524 3 년 전 +3

      No u can use it to procrastination

    • @starsfire1201
      @starsfire1201 3 년 전

      Yes I signed up for Skillshare in his last video. I only looked a one video and never really got on it again. Now it’s 3 months later.

    • @bensoncheung2801
      @bensoncheung2801 3 년 전

      Oof

  • @tadashiyamaguchi5446
    @tadashiyamaguchi5446 3 년 전 +111

    Friends : Where do you get your advice?
    Me : It’s... complicated

  • @maximnaumov11
    @maximnaumov11 3 년 전

    Omg this is the most realistic guide I’ve ever seen. It also perfectly portrays me. It is so relatable its not even funny

  • @michaupinski6506
    @michaupinski6506 3 년 전 +3

    I remembered that I had three weeks to write a book to school. Now It's 5 days... but it's already 8 p.m.
    I think I'm going to do that tommorow.

  • @neka3
    @neka3 3 년 전 +221

    YES HE FINALLY UPLOADED AFTER PROCRASTINATING FOR MONTHS

  • @nicholasstone3040
    @nicholasstone3040 3 년 전 +72

    "Guess where your crush is today not around you" ngl that made me cry a little bit too real for me 😭🤣

    • @HinokamiMinky
      @HinokamiMinky 3 년 전

      Fr TwT my bestie is killing me bruvs *cough* why me..

  • @gia_the_gamergirl4130

    The fact that I’m watching this while procrastinating on my 25 missing assignments and the cut-off date is 2 days from now is just-

  • @tamia351
    @tamia351 2 년 전

    I've an exam at 9 am and i still have tp go through 5 chapters but guess what?
    YES, i decided to watch this now of all times

  • @soulextinguisher
    @soulextinguisher 3 년 전 +124

    Me: Sees video on how to be a master procrastinator
    "nice"
    *Clicks save to watch later

    • @ilyassebenammi7921
      @ilyassebenammi7921 3 년 전 +1

      oh wait shit i just realised i have this thing i set a deadline for in 20 minutes oh god why do i do this to myself

    • @silversunset
      @silversunset 3 년 전 +1

      Ilyasse Benammi How’d it go? Did you finish it? If not, rip.

  • @virokyu
    @virokyu 3 년 전 +834

    Diadus: "Let's hit the hay"
    Me: looks at the clock
    Clock: nearly 4am
    Me: "I should probably sleep, but I'm too lazy to turn off my light"

    • @sirknightjatv5134
      @sirknightjatv5134 3 년 전 +4

      Hmm... 5:30 now I wonder who is going to win?

    • @lilith_firehawk
      @lilith_firehawk 3 년 전 +4

      Ohhh thats me every night 😩

    • @kaulitznumberonefan
      @kaulitznumberonefan 3 년 전 +3

      Diadus.

    • @redwolf6213
      @redwolf6213 3 년 전 +2

      I look at the time
      It's 2 am.
      I feel guilty for staying up so late
      Watch KRplus to feel better
      Now it's 5 am!
      Rinse and repeat.

    • @127ymmfl11
      @127ymmfl11 3 년 전 +2

      I just sleep with the lights on lol

  • @ThatCourtJester
    @ThatCourtJester 2 년 전 +2

    I’m the person who holds off doing important work for just gaming or watching anime. And I get it done at like 11:00 the day before it’s due.

  • @grootsyt
    @grootsyt 2 년 전

    This was genuinely a wake-upcall for me. Thanks. I'm going to finish my project now.

  • @vanessasonica
    @vanessasonica 3 년 전 +126

    I feel personally attacked by this video

  • @SquigglyDestroyerofWorlds

    “I bet this person couldn’t even make a pb&j sandwich”
    I feel called out

    • @aurelianinvictus4975
      @aurelianinvictus4975 3 년 전 +2

      Don't worry bro, I can't either.

    • @KnzoVortex
      @KnzoVortex 3 년 전 +4

      I could teach you through this comment section.
      Ingredients
      1. Two slices of bread. Ideally wheat. Not that stupaad american white bread.
      2. A solid peanut butter. Ingredients should be limited to: peanuts and salt (read the label!) if it has anything else (looking at you JIF) don’t buy it, that stuff ain’t pure.
      3. A solid jam. Average should have little more than fruit, sugar, and preservatives.
      How to make it: take the two slices of bread, apply a substantial layer of peanut butter to one slice, and add a substantial layer of jam to the other (finding the right amount of jam to not get lost in the peanut butter but not so that your sandwich is overwhelmed with jam is a balance you must find, most likely through trial and error) then apply the peanut butter slice to the jam slice.
      If you followed these directions carefully you should have created an easy, solid, protein and fat packed meal that will fuel you until your next.

    • @hello.stangncd600
      @hello.stangncd600 3 년 전 +1

      @K nzo [Vortex1212]
      Now teach me how to make you do this for you. And I’d like for you to demonstrate the successful outcome of that for me too. Thanks

    • @onikiri1294
      @onikiri1294 3 년 전 +1

      Me to

    • @SquigglyDestroyerofWorlds
      @SquigglyDestroyerofWorlds 3 년 전 +2

      K nzo [Vortex1212] my man you lost me at the letter 1. First off I’m a simple man... I know how to even take an engine apart... just don’t trust me too put it back together... but that right there... making a pb&j is just so complicated I mean... I don’t wheat physics... also how do you eat one? Do you eat it in a lateral position?

  • @demomad4448
    @demomad4448 3 년 전 +2

    I learned this skill by instinct.

  • @jakaknausskrt4313

    This is the perfect sponsor/video combinarion

  • @beef2cho
    @beef2cho 3 년 전 +181

    he didnt upload at 1:30 AM
    he was thinking of his europian viewers

  • @danielwhite4392
    @danielwhite4392 3 년 전 +115

    "Have you ever seen someone so out of your league it's depressing."
    *I hAvE sEeN wOmAn YeS.*

  • @robo588
    @robo588 3 년 전

    i pretty much did this for a whole week and now I have full project due tomorrow

  • @thespywhocould5825
    @thespywhocould5825 3 년 전 +1

    I got a procrastination ad while watching this lol

  • @anemoiajunkie
    @anemoiajunkie 3 년 전 +112

    Bruh he's like a productive procrastinator, i literally cant.

  • @jesusdeath1718
    @jesusdeath1718 3 년 전 +368

    I procrastinated a month to watch this video, so I think I got this down pat.

  • @MoonCheetahAnimations

    I'm already a master procrastinator because I'm procrastinating watching this video
    and KRplus recommending me this proves that I am acknowledged as one

  • @meelee412
    @meelee412 3 년 전

    lol as a work-a-holic n procrastinator I like to use the " 2 hours before deadline speed run": when your deadline is hours away but you have a bad habit of staring at the clock, jot down all your knowledge about the topic you need to write about and every time you need to change a topic write a new one, quickly skim the paper n when its good to go send it out with time to spare. "work first, sleep later": safer alternative because you just came from class and just do the really small things first to get your energy up then the larger tasks when you got your knowledge train on the track.

  • @callofdoodooadvancedpoopoo2483

    When you follow Dadius’s advice on how to do something:
    Task failed successfully

  • @christianmejia3562
    @christianmejia3562 3 년 전 +111

    Daidus: show us how to be a master procrastinator
    also Daidus: proceeds to talk about learning a skill in skillshare

  • @nerine.7z
    @nerine.7z 3 년 전 +1

    I follow all this mans guides.

  • @spirit05
    @spirit05 2 년 전

    Yes, finding inspiration is hard work. It's only right that "relaxation" comes after. Yup, totally.