“If you thought this was my second channel, where I drink LaCroix and get a little bit sillier and little goofier, it’s not, this is my third channel where I play games and stuff” (GONZALES, 2021)
gamezalez*** he pretended to be danny gonzalez to try and become like a perfect person but soon realised that its impossible, danny gamezalez is the true him
charlieisaperson you watch danny too you inspired me to make geography related videos and my one about exclaves is coming out in like a month. just wanted you to know you were an inspiration.
@@gc0re112 the point of a sword is it’s recharge on Java is faster, so you can click it more to do its max damage, and better enchants. Though a stone axe is a bit stronger than a diamond sword
Why is danny extra funny when hes playing minecraft lol But it's a really cozy type of humor if that makes sense ??? Like I can just get comfy in bed and laugh and it feels so cozy and lighthearted idk man lol
I completely agree. He has a very comfy style of humor when he's off script. He just seems so genuine as a person and he really makes the viewer feel happy through the jokes.
ikr. Like previously when he said "I guess that's why they're called creepers" or when he said "Blaze rods? Is that like weed?" It made me laugh so much and it was such a good feeling
I want to be a "you can create infinite water by digging a 2x2 hole, and filling two opposite corners with water", "You can turn keep inventory on, so when you die you respawn with your items already in your inventory" "Creepers don't have a sound for when they walk so be careful" viewer
I've never really thought of minecraft as scary when I play but just watching Danny play feels like a horror movie. How does he have such bad luck with the mobs
It's interesting that his chat is so helpful. Everytime I've seen another youtuber who's new to minecraft attempt to play their chat always seems to bully them relentlessly lmao
he doesn't though, why would you use a line of water? it's better to make a 9x9 grid with water just in the middle. or in his current setup he should at least fill in the dirt blocks next and plant crops to the water source block since flowing water doesn't actually hydrate
I'm not even exaggerating when I say that I have been rewatching all of these videos ever since he started posting them. For some reason this is the most comforting and most entertaining content on youtube rn. Thank you Danny
Danny: makes a shield the first time he gets iron also Danny: has not used shield once (Danny on the off chance ur seeing this, the shield will protect u from skeleton arrows and from creeper blasts, u just need to left click when u have it on either hand)
he has such a good point. i shit you not i was playing on a world w my friend. he was already on when i spawned it. it was daylight and the MINUTE i got on a fucking creeper spawned in the world and attacked me. quite literally the minute i got into the world i had to run for my life
"tasty bone meal" one time we left the house to find our freshly planted planters ransacked, dirt everywhere, and mud in the dogs waterbowl. at first we had no idea what happened, but eventually realized that a racoon must have snacked on the bone meal in the soil and washed its stupid little feet in the dogs water afterward. godspeed you little creature
"Is that a baby Zomble?Aww...he's kind of cute" "Does he just wanna play?" "Nope,he doesn't" "My plan just then was to only let the baby in,that way I can kill it without his parents seeing" "But I am already a hoe." "It looked like honestly in trouble and needed help and I just sort of killed him." "What if I just wanna eat the bone meal?" "It's like I wouldn't even want to hurt you.if you aren't shooting me with arrows." Idk why but I find him so ✨precious✨
@@scanbbb nope. because unlike y'all, I'm unbothered with what teenagers and children choose to do with their life. as a teenager myself. i get we got cringy interests sometimes but there's nothing at all harmful about this person whose probably around 16 fangirling over a creator they like from a distance. they're having a good time and nothing about what they said is toxic or would make danny particularly uncomfortable I'm sure.
i love how danny is just like 🙂 the whole time so everytime something eventful happens he barely shows a change in emotions (except for the occasional 😀)
Danny: HOW DO THEY CREEP UP ON ME!? I NEVER see them coming!!!! Also Danny: *Never bothers to look around him at all at ANY time, unless it’s too late*
i have never in my life played minecraft and love these videos - but when danny smashed his inventory box not knowing what would happen i literally gasped bc what if it all disappeared, DANNY???
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“If you thought this was my second channel, where I drink LaCroix and get a little bit sillier and little goofier, it’s not, this is my third channel where I play games and stuff” (GONZALES, 2021)
gamezalez*** he pretended to be danny gonzalez to try and become like a perfect person but soon realised that its impossible, danny gamezalez is the true him
please dont quote in mla it hurts me
Haha you should make it so it says “I get a little more serious here”
@@wyattkessell whats mla? My Little Academia? My Laughing Apricots? Mixed Lard Adding? I need answers
@@ToastUsername yeah, how did he not find out perfection didn’t exist till he was like 26? Reminds me of a guy named Troy Becker...
I’m crying at: “I think I manifested that creeper”
the power of manifestation 😩
I'm crying at “So what should I do now? I could quit the game forever, kill myself or search a quiet corner and cry for a bit"
my favorite quote from this video is "ooo!...... an area"
I’ve never seen someone so distraught at the fact they threw away their dirt
lmao
Usually they're distraught because they can't get rid of the dirt
lmao
nOoB
You don't realize how precious dirt is until you need it and realize you only have a hundred stacks of it. :x
Danny says "epic gamer moment" like an old person who heard their grandkids using it
I’m pretty sure it’s a Pewsdiepie reference lol
@@rowansandy4398 any askers?
He hears his Gregs say it and we are his grandchildren, so thats exactly what's happening
@@dnajimin I asked
@@blevination *omg I’m wheezing*
The chat cheering on Danny for making it harder to access his chest is wholesome af
ikr i love greg
@Unicat of Science me neither
The fact that hes playing alone and feels the necessity to "hide" his chest
@Cody S-324 maybe
Danny losing his entire inventory is this generation’s burning of the Library of Alexandria
these were my exact thoughts 💿
@@Julia-vo6ql NOT THE DISC 💀💀💀
too soon
charlieisaperson you watch danny too you inspired me to make geography related videos and my one about exclaves is coming out in like a month. just wanted you to know you were an inspiration.
@@m.e.l.saniepic3419 I love Danny’s videos! And aww that means a lot, I’ll be sure to look out for it when you upload it!!
normal KRplusrs when they're in danger: *screams*
danny: "wOwiEE"
Why hello there fellow gay
@@wizardfrog3104 Why hello there fellow fellow gay
@@wizardfrog3104 Why hello there fellow fellow fellow gay
@@bhavishya3-new916 why hello there fellow fellow fellow fellow gay
Dreams “friend” takes the first one very seriously
I'm so happy chat is being helpful and supportive instead of trolling and ruining the game for him
well i mean gregs are nice. that's why. we are supportive fans.
There are a few people who are bad eggs like those trying to backseat game.
@@TheDkrantz and those are Cregs, not Gregs
@@PreviouslyNotPossible *craigs
wait you can use bone meal on sugar cane!?!?
"Lapis Lazuli... Why does this one have a last name?"
@Fiona Hagan woaaaaaaah another Hagan!
What a wholesome interaction
@@Bryan_Hagan you hangan (points to fiona) you hangan too
“Lapis Lazuli, at your service”
@@jaaaaaane DJDJDJEHEHYHDJDKSEJBEJCUFHENDHCBEBXKGUEJDJGJEJDJHREJEKJTNE3JHRJDIFUEJ2TJXIFIWJDJEJHFUFHDJFI3HDKHFJDKBTVYBRDJVUBRNR5GIDJRVUVRJCKBYBRBTSJTCUHDJXRJCKRIEODJCUBNTVUDJEBTVDJKCVYRBUCDNTRJZIJEKDJJJRJTKFJJFJDJDJFJJEJJCUC8CUDIJ2J3H2H1F0F9DJDHHDHEHXHXDJJEHU H2F8F0
Close your eyes when he goes to his secret chest
What secret chest? Danny doesnt have a secret chest
@@vigga5375 i do care
NAW 🤕🤚
@@vigga5375 i care too
@@vigga5375 I also care
“I should probably be using my axe, right?”
no, you should probably be using the untouched iron sword in your inventory, DANNY
Actually no, axe’s are the best weapon
@@glidour3975 whats the point of swords then ☹
@@gc0re112 the point of a sword is it’s recharge on Java is faster, so you can click it more to do its max damage, and better enchants. Though a stone axe is a bit stronger than a diamond sword
@@glidour3975
Woah cool i didnt know that
@@akicklineisinevitableee6976 yeah, its cool! just dont use an axe on bedrock for a weapon-
WHY DID HE START TALKING ABOUT HIM PROBABLY HAVING FEET PICS ON THE INTERNET WHILE KILLING A BABY ZOMBIE-
Lmaoooo
Why is danny extra funny when hes playing minecraft lol
But it's a really cozy type of humor if that makes sense ??? Like I can just get comfy in bed and laugh and it feels so cozy and lighthearted idk man lol
Fr like the “I’ll be the judge of that.......i was the judge of that” made me laugh WAY harder than it should have😂💀
We call that wholesome.
righttt i literally had the longest day today and rn i’m on my bed enjoying myself bro i love danny
I completely agree. He has a very comfy style of humor when he's off script. He just seems so genuine as a person and he really makes the viewer feel happy through the jokes.
ikr. Like previously when he said "I guess that's why they're called creepers" or when he said "Blaze rods? Is that like weed?" It made me laugh so much and it was such a good feeling
The "I can quit Minecraft forever because I lost all my stuff" Danny moment is the most relatable minecraft moment ever
Truee 😔
And then you go and start playing five seconds after swearing off the game forever
lol that's why i only play with keepinventory on
@@Gleamiarts weak
@@willmakecontentoneday2159 keepinventory good
trying to decide if i want to be a “you’re doing great danny!” viewer or a “LOOK BEHIND YOU” viewer
Be both lol
I'm def and "LOOK BEHIND YOU"
i go "YOUR DOING SO GOOD DANNY! MAKE SURE TO BREAK DIAMONDS WITH WOOD PICK! :D"
I want to be a "you can create infinite water by digging a 2x2 hole, and filling two opposite corners with water",
"You can turn keep inventory on, so when you die you respawn with your items already in your inventory"
"Creepers don't have a sound for when they walk so be careful" viewer
I've never really thought of minecraft as scary when I play but just watching Danny play feels like a horror movie. How does he have such bad luck with the mobs
He's using a hoe to kill them so that's definitely contributing
@@ashleya3731 you don't do that 😮
He has the same luck as I do, which is why when I play Minecraft once a year I play in peaceful
he's not a 'proper' time Minecraft KRplusr, so he doesn't have insane luck like DanTDM, Pewdiepie etc
@@balls_gaminghe's having fun lmao. That's why he's not playing still it was just for a good time
danny: i should probably use my axe right ?
danny’s sword: yeah no use the axe. that’s fine
at least it does more damage
i mean he IS a dream stan
Since 1.8 axes are overpower so
ok but like, axes do more damage than swords.
@@ipektavan5547 But swords are faster
the fact that danny never uses his sword to kill mobs is hilarious. he's literally using anything else.
he will use his bare hands before he uses a sword
edit: just got to the part where he uses a crafting table to attack a skeleton...
but why though? does anyone know why he does this and why the chat doesn't tell him to just use the sword????????
Axes are actually better than swords in early game.
But uh, he doesn't use that either.
In Minecraft, the best weapon to craft are axes.
@@fkhan2006 axes are better even if they swing slower.
It's interesting that his chat is so helpful. Everytime I've seen another youtuber who's new to minecraft attempt to play their chat always seems to bully them relentlessly lmao
Memento mori my friend 🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍
The way everyone in the stream comments went back and found your coordinates to help you out almost made me emotional
can't believe danny has 4 channels now
1) danny gonzalez
2) 2 danny 2 furious
3) danny gamezalez
4) drew gooden
I was really confused when you said 4 lol. I was like "does Danny have a fourth channel I don't know about?"
Smh i can't believe you missed his 5th channel Kurtis Connor 🙄
@@seauqis but kurtis Connor channel doesn’t have the initials DG
@@isssandwich391 he has, durtis gonnor
@@seauqis or his 6th, Jarvis Johnson
"Minecraft is a scary game" the only scary thing is watching him use his pickaxe as a weapon
Worked for technoblade
@@SnazzzyGecko who that
LMAOO IK AND HE USED A HOE AT SOME POINT WHEN THE SWORD WAS RIGHT. THERE.
the breaking of the pickaxe is scary as hell
@@mitchanderson55 a 🐷 with a 👑
I love how intense music plays every time something remotely dangerous happens
When Danny finally learns how to use his shield and sword at the same time he might actually be a legendary gamer
Danny: holds a shield at all times
Danny: doesn't use the shield
Da
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@@qorve9941
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Did not expect a third channel where you don't drink lacroix and don't get a little goofier, But hey we're here and it's cool
Why does this comment have so many likes and no reply’s
Hey cool your verified
I guess
Wait is this a real channel of his? I thought someone was just posting this randomly.. because he doesn't have his other ones linked. 🤔
@@heatherpony yup its a real channel! he talked about it on his twitch
Him being so surprised about trap doors is what gives me life
The chat watching him kill every mob with a pickaxe: 👁👄👁
HIS FACE WHEN HE FOUND THE DIAMOND STOP I'M GON A CRY
IT SOS FUNNY THE WAY HIS FACE MOVES I CANT TAK WIT
It’s funny how a few days ago he was unable to play and now he has a gaming channel, and the best thing I am here to witness it.
I know right!!! Its like I'm a part of history
we are all. its lovely.
Danny calling himself daddy is the *only* sustenance I will ever need.
timestamp?
literally
tbhhhhhhhh
@@aaliyahcreations3485 plz
@@aaliyahcreations3485 12:11
Me: oh cool, he dug into a cave.
Danny: oh... an A R E A
Danny: “People said I need to organize my inventory”
Danny: Creates an inconveniently-shaped room just for his inventory
We’ve won, but at what cost
i feel like i’m in a secret society bc i’m here 😳
ME TOO LMAO
same, Instagram blessed me
Agree
Same omg
SAMEEEE 🤭😗
"Oh is that a baby zombie? Aww he's kinda cute!"
Ph1lza Minecraft: 👀
Ranboo:...
I like how Danny picks up some “lingo” from the people he makes fun of. I like how he does it ironically.
the sound effects he puts for every monster always scares me lmao
right it gives me anxiety
I was looking for this comment
Glad to see Drew is branching out once more
Yeah, I hope Danny plays with him. That would be cool
Honestly I think Danny should branch out more as well then they could play together
Lmao
Congrats, you’re unfunny
@@notkawdeen1637 dont be like that, let us enjoy the meme
I love how Danny is new to minecraft and still is one of the only youtubers I’ve seen make an efficient farm
I must agree
he doesn't though, why would you use a line of water? it's better to make a 9x9 grid with water just in the middle. or in his current setup he should at least fill in the dirt blocks next and plant crops to the water source block since flowing water doesn't actually hydrate
After 2 days a regular farm gives You enough for life, it's not that important
@@muhilan8540 its pretty efficient for someone new at minecraft
any greg who knows about this channel is now in the inner layer of danny's cult
Holy crap you have the most helpful chat in the world
I remember watching pewdiepie’s series and everyone was telling him to sleep in the nether 😭😭😭
Fr, 99% of chats just troll, danny's is so nice 😂
I think it's because he's genuinely really sweet and like, a good little lad.
yea but 35% of the chat just wants to troll him
@PastUserT that's specific
this was such an emotional rollercoaster. it had a whole story arc
it set up the whole storyline with creepers popping up on him and everything
Based
It had everything i swear lol
everyone helping danny find his stuff is probably the most wholesome thing i’ve seen all day
danny thinking that trap doors are 'x games mode shit' is the cutest thing i've ever seen
Danny: ,,Oh was that a baby zombie? Aw that's kinda cute!"
Philza: NO, NO IT'S NOT
Rip hardcore world 2
He died to a baby zombie
@@feralfox1438 f
F
“PHILZAA LOOK OUTT”
Get your ticket before this channel becomes a little bit serious, a little bit uptight and Danny drinks a lot of water....
Nah mark my words this’ll be the one where he gets a little zany and drinks a little bit of milk
A whole lot of water.
This is the channel where he gets a little tipsier, and drinks a lot of wine
O_O
@@gingersnap189 ill mark them
"Dude, I wish I made that sound when I ate in real life, *Demonic hissing*"
-Danny Gonzales 2021
nom nom nom
Most people: "baby's first steps" or "baby's first words"
Danny: "baby's first diamonds"
I love how he puts intense music over literally everything he does
“How do they creep up on me so well”
Danny slowly realising why they’re called creepers
I'm not even exaggerating when I say that I have been rewatching all of these videos ever since he started posting them. For some reason this is the most comforting and most entertaining content on youtube rn. Thank you Danny
3:49 I like how he threw that in there and we're all just glossing over it
I love how his chat was all like
“You’re doing great, Danny! 🤗”
meanwhile the others are all like
“EAT DANNY!”
“ *EAT* “
this is exactly what he said. what
Danny: makes a shield the first time he gets iron
also Danny: has not used shield once
(Danny on the off chance ur seeing this, the shield will protect u from skeleton arrows and from creeper blasts, u just need to left click when u have it on either hand)
Yo unus annus?!
Alright, so spoiler-y update y’all, he used the shield in the next ep!! V proud!! they grow up so fast 🥲
@@barbjohnson2978 Ay!! Memento Mori!!
fellow unus!
@@nina.robbs565 Unus’ unite! xD
oh he’s cute maybe he just wants to play!
hE dOeS nOt WaNt To PlAy
Tbh dannys crippling fear of creepers is the funniest thing
Danny when a creeper creeps up on him creepily: “How do they creep up on me all the time?”
he has such a good point. i shit you not i was playing on a world w my friend. he was already on when i spawned it. it was daylight and the MINUTE i got on a fucking creeper spawned in the world and attacked me. quite literally the minute i got into the world i had to run for my life
kinda creepy that they do that
i’m so glad he’s gaming he’s so funny so naturally
Same
Danny: oh no I have no iron
Also Danny *is standing on iron*
i like it that danny has a sword of full durability in his hotbar but proceeds to use random stuff to kill mobs
Danny: *has a sword*
Also Danny: *uses anything but his sword to attack monsters*
"tasty bone meal"
one time we left the house to find our freshly planted planters ransacked, dirt everywhere, and mud in the dogs waterbowl. at first we had no idea what happened, but eventually realized that a racoon must have snacked on the bone meal in the soil and washed its stupid little feet in the dogs water afterward. godspeed you little creature
this comment has me in TEARS shdfgkjsdfh
I love that he has a shield but doesn't use it. Just holds it.
I dont usually watch minecraft, but danny is so funny, greg never disappoints
Same. I have minecraft but got bored after like, two days... Danny actually makes me _want_ to play it, which is a feeling I never anticipated
“there’s probably pictures of my feet on the internet, you can look it up if you want to” that absolutely SENT me i’ve been uspsed
i feel like one day we’re going to click on a livestream and danny will just have turned into a giant can of lacroix.
You look very pretty in your profile picture
T-that’s a Disney princess.
I hope he does a tier list of the best tasting humans
@@florian5560 you look good in yours too, dw.
@@jaysontatum01 That’s the letter S
Nobody:
Danny : *finds diamond and gets it *
Me: he’s .... he’s going to die now isn’t he...
You don’t have to put nobody
here, ill make this comment better:
Danny : *finds diamond and gets it *
Me: he’s .... he’s going to die now isn’t he...
thank me later
"Is that a baby Zomble?Aww...he's kind of cute"
"Does he just wanna play?" "Nope,he doesn't"
"My plan just then was to only let the baby in,that way I can kill it without his parents seeing"
"But I am already a hoe."
"It looked like honestly in trouble and needed help and I just sort of killed him."
"What if I just wanna eat the bone meal?"
"It's like I wouldn't even want to hurt you.if you aren't shooting me with arrows."
Idk why but I find him so ✨precious✨
@henley no. do it one direction saved me. live your life. fangirl over danny. don't let the haters say you can't. you're a baddie.
@@desdemona950 pls tell me this is ironic
@@scanbbb nope. because unlike y'all, I'm unbothered with what teenagers and children choose to do with their life. as a teenager myself. i get we got cringy interests sometimes but there's nothing at all harmful about this person whose probably around 16 fangirling over a creator they like from a distance. they're having a good time and nothing about what they said is toxic or would make danny particularly uncomfortable I'm sure.
@@desdemona950 idk what's happening here but thank you for sticking up for me. You are a queen 👑
I've never seen someone play minecraft with such determination to "win"
When he threw the dirt into the ravine on accident I fucking lost it
“lapis lazuli... at your service” 🏰 i think about this every day
13:17
Danny: You took everything from me.
Creeper and skeleton:*Hiss and rattle intensely*
i love how danny is just like 🙂 the whole time so everytime something eventful happens he barely shows a change in emotions (except for the occasional 😀)
and the occasional 😲 and even 😐
22:06 😲
Danny’s third channel where he likes to drink goofy and get LaCroix
called Danny GAMEzales!!
14:22 is it just me or did the skeleton actually wait for him to grab a weapon 😭
14:17 "I don't have any iron. I can't make a pickaxe," says Danny as he walks by like four pockets of iron ore.
Is this what it feels like to be early to something?
Any askers???
This is what it feels like to be special
I feel like im in an elite group
on this channel do you get even more wacky and drink even more lacroix?
NO. THAT'S ONLY HIS SECOND CHANNEL. HOW DARE YOU
yea here he drinks 2 cans of La Croix
No. On this channel he gets serious and lacriox drinks him
@@maggielovestoads DRINKS HIM LMFAOOO
yea he also has another channel named drew gonolize
17:26 "I don't care if you're Dream... or friggin' Ninja" lmfao we're all screwed when Ninja starts playing Minecraft
Danny “how do they creep up on me like that?!”
Me “ that’s why there called creepers”
When he found the diamond in the end, I actually was so happy for him.
There was no LaCroix you can tell this channel is serious
Someone needs to show Danny redstone contraptions, it’ll blow the mans mind
He’s having fun. and I’m proud of him.
"is the name of the game to just mine around here?" ....yes danny. minecraft.
You got a stack of likes my friend
Danny: HOW DO THEY CREEP UP ON ME!? I NEVER see them coming!!!!
Also Danny: *Never bothers to look around him at all at ANY time, unless it’s too late*
Danny should be the new PogChamp 22:06
Your vibe wasn’t the only thing that zombie was tryna kill
Danny: *finds a cave*
Danny: an area!
the musics so intense and he’s just monotone the whole time lmao
i have never in my life played minecraft and love these videos - but when danny smashed his inventory box not knowing what would happen i literally gasped bc what if it all disappeared, DANNY???
19:50 actual footage of Danny commiting suicide 😢
THIS FEELS LIKE A SECRET COMMUNITY HI GUYS!!!!!!!
hiii
HELLO!!
Well guess what Bethany? It’s not get used to it
hi fellas keep it on the down low!!!
@@franktheflamingo6221 you must be fun at parties
danny gonzalez finding out why they’re called creepers: colourized
I love how you can see his stuff at 18:44 but then as soon as he looks back it despawns
Someone tell Danny that cats help keep creepers away 😂
This feels like a movie. He finishes his fight with two zombies, then when he thinks the war is over, he gets blown up by a creeper.
Edit: Edit
Ok
Danny: How do those creepers keep creeping up on me like that?!
Me: say that again, but slower
12:50 two creepers chilling in a hot tub cause they’re not gay~
Danny not using his shield was giving me a heart attack