Lily's Garden Ads: STOP (Badads 5)
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- 게시일 2020. 01. 07.
- We're takin a good long look at Lily's Garden Ads. Also update on the Troy Becker situation. Everyone watch the whole video or else.
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You should decorate with stuff
Woah what the heck nobody ever notices my comments
yeah
The Chosen.
You aren't wrong
Funtime Bailey
hm yes we do decorate with stuff
Decorate: a picture of you holding a picture of you holding a picture of you holding a picture of you doing the ok sign
420th like
@Juan Cortez Muro k
Marion Collins please do this, Danny
Marion Collins definitely
Yes
troy becker's crush: *breaks up with him*
troy becker: *rooster noises*
Omg, it IS a fucking rooster noise! xD
@@lethfuil it's almost like that's the joke
Good got that’s two letters off of my name I’m Troy _______
Aaaahhahahaha
@@State249 Eh, yeah. And I agreed with it.
the LGCU (lillys garden cinematic universe) has gotten so large there are videos dedicated to solving the lore/creating a reasonable timeline
oh look it’s the ad version of fnaf
@@omelgle496 and matpat is the foremost expert on both
Link???
@@sonnybaxter5495 just search game theory and lily's garden
I cant wait for the new LGCU movie
You should decorate with a floating shelf that has tasteful fanart & maybe a couple succulents, "GREG" letters on the wall, a lamp for your nutcracker boy, and definitely a poster of yourself using an inhaler.
Wait a minute…
yes thank you from the future
*Confused screaming*
She wasn't pregnant, she was gregnant.
That blonde dude ran away because he's craig.
Lmao nice xD
You made my day
He does look like a Craig tho ngl
Pregat moment
Craig is a stepdad name
Danny kisses his nutcracker.
*Everyone liked that*
everyone clearly likes this too >_>
Omg 777
Btw I ❤️ your profile pic
👍
Josephine Pieson Thanks!
I HAVE OFFICIALLY MADE IT 999 now someone like it so it’s 1000
time stamp ?
Why do i feel like Danny would buy a moped just so he could ride off into the distance as a joke if Laura ever says she’s precanents
oh it will happen its only a matter of time
Precanents? 😂
Talk about years of dedication to a bit. Laura is like frustrated "why do you have the moped? You never ride it." And then they day she announces she's pregnant, he rides off and films it 🤣
@@lauratroy13 Preckywack?
@@Interestking pregananant
i just want to appreciate how Lily's Garden, with the sheer power of internet clout, went from suggestive & impertinent ads to a wildly dramatic soap opera/ARG drawing in millions more people, genius marketing move imo
Your wall should say “D R E W” so people know who you aren’t.
why would he have his own name and why would it mean he wasnt himself
Sana The Savage Dude you’re the one missing the joke lmaoooo
@@edens2029 LMAO
Sana The Savage bRUH
@@edens2029 lmao
Crush: I’m breaking up with you.
Typical 16 year old boy: *cries in Mickey Mouse*
I'm eating and I almost choked. 😂😭
It's them darn voice cracks
Puberty be like
I was eating a wrap and nearly had to spit it out
I actually left a review on the App Store about the game asking why they had such weird and inappropriate ads, and they actually replied something like “Ohhh we just feel that these ads reflect CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT so the audience can get a feeling of who are characters really are… even if it doesn’t effect the actual game!!”
Game theory made a theory on it
i have seen one where they had an option to slap a ladys butt😭
Honestly I find the ads hilarious, and it's by no means worse than the consort games or ads that border on being porn. The fact they lean into it earns some mad respect from me, even if I've never sought out the ads or game themselves.
"Sorry if i sound a littlle congested or a little sick, that's because i am. mighta' caught something from Drew." -Danny. Janurary 8. 2020.
Ohno...
“I shouldn’t care this much about cartoon characters” literally every fandom ever
I feel like WTF
Mystic Messenger for sure
@@Plueschhenne y e S
Saeran is uwu
Me watching Drag Race
@@Plueschhenne Fr, caring way too much for characters who ain't even real.
Basically: Everyone wants Drew cutouts, inhaler grandma decals, fairy lights, the word greg as a neon sign, and random stock photos
YES
Yes
HECK YEA
Tiny The Weirdo as a part of Greg I can confirm this is true
Yes
To be fair, when my mom brings me pizza I’m like YES. Then I do a little celebration like a video game character beating a level.
my bones got squishy when that Paul Zimmer cry happened
Convenient that “two different people” would get sick at the SAME TIME
Coincidence
I think not!!
Yes ‘different’ people
They are not the same person
@@anthonymayvary4840 👎👎
anthonym12 r/woosh
Danny: let’s talk about Paul Zimmer
Troy Becker: *escapes with his moped*
Bro this got me rolling
nice
🤣🤣🤣
Now this is an epic comment
Noice
I’ve seen that bit about the tv being too loud when you press play done by an actual comedian and it was fucking hilarious. Because he was actually funny and the delivery of the joke was actually good
9:51 thought that was kurtis for a sec
Decoration idea:
"Live, Laugh, Greg" in fancy olive garden font
decoration idea: olive ga r den
dude i greg this idea
p l e a s e
Olive Gregden
Survive Vocalize Greg
Decor: Pictures of Nutcracker guy, at different angles.
Let him shine more.
just a gallery of glamour shots of the nutcracker
Get a picture of an old lady using an inhaler. XD
He should get one of those big picture frames moms use to hold a bunch of pictures of their kids
That’s literally exactly what I was thinning
Thinking* 😂
Lily’s garden ads are just ✨strange✨
"This is not how I wanted to start my 2020!"
Don't worry, it'll only get better, Past Danny. Trust me.
"Please let me write an ad where all of Lily's problems are solved"
I think what you're describing is fanfiction, Danny, you want to write a fanfiction.
And I can help!
Blurr Face
Same here uwu
I dont believe in fantasy
Not just any fanfiction...
Lorelei Snyder
A GAME THOERY FANFACTION
Plot twist: Troy really isn’t Paul, Danny is and he’s trying to convince us he’s not
Big brain
Shane Dawson should do a conspiracy theory on that
You might be onto something here
Plot plot twist: Paul is actually a seperate person but Troy is holding his family hostage and Paul has to give his normal life up for Troy
pyro and troy is secretly danny
danny being too embarrassed to say what lily is doing in the dryer commercial is so funny 😭
“This isn’t how I wanted to start my 2020.” Don’t worry, past Danny-it’s all downhill from there.
The next ad is Lilly telling the dryer she's pregnant and he jumps on a scooter and rides off into the sunset.
this made me laugh lmfao
I would want to see that though HAHAHA
There's a meme like that-
I like to play a mobile game called catsle cats. I see that particular lilys garden ad consistently. Every time i gaze apon it, my mental health deteriorates
@@hanjistechi I need to see that
just write “greg” in sharpie on the wall
a bean with intentions and never get deposit back 😀
a bean with intentions |-/
Ok yeah
Yes
watch him literally write: ‘“greg” in sharpie’ on the wall
so 6:05 is basically that scene in zootopia where judy gets home all sad and covered in cement, and the only songs on the radio are sad, but it's played by some dude pretending to be a 16 year old who got "dumped by his crush"?? sounds about right-
Love how "laundry machine" sounded so much like something some awkward makeshift word to describe some explicit sh*t but it's basicaly what's really happening.
Decorate:
Door knobs were there aren’t doors
Using this for my future house
i lost brain cells tryna read this😂 where*
Don't stop at door knobs, just tons of useless non-functional decor everywhere
True story. I was gifted 3 decorative door knobs that hang on the wall. Now Im thinking of ways to make some dummy doors.
1000th like
The more I see of Paul Zimmer the more convinced I get that he's actually delusional and should seek serious professional help....
somethinginfrench I honestly think he’s mentally insane
somethinginfrench plot twist, Paul has borderline personality disorder
somethinginfrench Mmm.
Jayfeather The Grumpy Nun I just thought of that lol
You’re right he needs help
8:05 hang on, that’s not even how you use a laundry machine. If it’s so full that you have to sit on it to make it close, it’s not going to actually clean your clothes.
6:28 killed me
plaster the wall saying “I’m greg just doing greg things”
gregnant
@@LilLeanCuisine I like it just the word "gregant" in comic sans font framed sounds nice
@@LilLeanCuisineyes XD
"I'm Greg just doing Greg things (I AM NOT A CHILD PREDATOR)"
969
decor idea: Drew stands, unmoving in the background, for all of eternity like a weird surrealist statue.
He already is there, hidden in the shadows in a t pose
Yeah get a card board cutout or something
a desk like scott the woz
Nice snufkin pic
He doesn't film in the dungeon. Thatd be weird
"This is not how i wanted to start 2020" Oh my sweet summer child
The nutcracker went from silently stalking in the shadows to glaring at Danny menacingly while glowing red with anger
just put up a sign that says “decoration”
Haha yes.
We need this
I agree, its perfect
This one.
Yes boii
decoration ideas:
-a road work ahead sign
-neon orange “hey guy” sign
-camp unplug movie poster
YES! lolol
Yes please
and dont forget the Greg sign
Omg yes pleasseeee
What about
Gooby plush on a wall shelf & A picture of the room he was in before
Lol before covid - "This is not how I wanted to spend my 2020"
I'd take Lily's garden over what happened in 2020
"that isnt how i wanted to start my 2020" march 2020: you have no idea
That’s a solid evidence that Danny and Drew are actually the same person.
4 watching or maybe the fanfic came true and they’re both sick cuz they were making out
I went to their tour and only saw one person on stage!! Absolutely horrible.
@@janka... no
Danny making a sexual joke was the wildest thing ever
123 Shh I know it’s so weird hearing a six year old make a sex joke😔
crackhead jim yeah! And even weirder hearing a regular person comment about it an then a newborn who calls himself *”crackhead”* reply to him! It’s so funny! 😂
Tanasaki Roll ..bro are you ok it was a joke because Danny looks really young? I wasn’t hating lmao I love him a lot
where do you see danny? this is drew’s video.
dodie no it’s Lily’s video
Now they’ve started showing ads where Lily and her baby are about to die of exposure in a blizzard, and there are some copycat ads doing the same thing with their game characters.
played this video to loud, flew across the room. ill see you in court on monday danny 🤧
Decoration idea: Stock photos of random people in "family" frames
Chloe Kanoho I’m going to do this myself
I probably wouldn’t stop laughing each video
my history teacher does this in his classroom
My family has this Bc we never replaced the frames when we bought them. . . They’re my homies now.
@@DestroyedAngel Imagine meeting one of the people in the photos and trying to explain why you know them
"you're drier now" so is any girl that's ever seen "Troy Becker"
This fucking killed me 😂
Well done sir.
Maybe that's why lily needed to sit on the drier, so she could get......... wet
Holy shit underrated comment props to u 👏🏻👏🏻
ஐ Yuvi da cat lover ஐ
h-how is it underrated if it has 1K likes.....
(sry if i sound annoying, i’m just tired and bored lol)
"I'm sorry if I sound a little sick, it's because I am"
"I think I might've caught something from Drew."
CIRCA 2020
He should watch the game theory were Mat Pat goes over Lily's Garden timeline
Make it look more like a hallway: Add some doors.
So like Kurtis Conner's set up?
Now that’s what I’m talking about
Why does your picture fit with your comment lmao
YES!
Perfect!
Decoration idea :
A picture of the empty room
O i like this one
yes.
This is good.
Clarissa Cortez yes omg
That sounds completely ridiculous and I love it.
Dude, the update corner looks like such an awesome place to spend your time tho. Maybe you could put a chair there.
2:18 that’s the same sound my school uses in our morning announcements
“it looks like I’m in a hallway or something”
*me, who lowkey thought he was filming in a hallway*
maddarin *lowkey highkey*
Same 😂
I thought the same lol
I did too
I thought it was the attic
Put up a sign that that says “decorate room”
Lol he decorates the room with signs reminding him to decorate his room lmao
Georgia Hildenbrand yeah that’s the joke congrats you got it
A whiteboard that says: Make todo list
Maybe add “Prove I’m not _Danny is scribbled out_ Drew” to the board of reminders lol
1000th like
10:17
Funny enough, in the ACTUAL full version of the ad the same blonde guy comes back later with groceries. He was literally getting groceries and he found his pregnant wife cheating on him with some other dude she met right off the bat
Danny: I'm sick
Me: *immediately looks at publish date*
Decorations:
1. Greg
2. Greg
3. Greg
4. Greg
5. Fake Plant
Chair
Sì
GRE G
Craig
Coop Koop
decoration suggestions:
1. add a printed screenshot of drew from one of his videos
2. a neon sign that says "what's up greg?"
Have two sets, one that's just Drew's room, and the other one that is Kurtis' room
soph . . . Amazing
Duck tape a banana to his wall
Yasssss
both
Danny: That's better! Now he looks all glowy.
Nutcracker: Becoming one with the devil
“this is not how i wanted to start my 2020!”
*everybody past 2020 laughing*
I personally think Danny should decorate with that “old-lady-using-an-inhaler” wall decal.
How about a meme wall but Danny’s face photoshopped in? Or Danny recreates them?
That’s only a Mr Beast thing, he should get a millions surprise toys poster
H S YES
Y E S
Eggmon - he can’t because he’d be copying mr Beast because he used to have it in his reacting videos before his channel popularity sent kaboom
If you get bored during your wedding you’re legally allowed to leave
Nah, he’d get slapped by legal for that one
@@internalscreaming7566 I mean I would just leave my wedding you know like hey I'm bored screw this just leave
@@regulargamingguy4642
Well damn XD
Yeah bro it's boring like bro let's makeout already it has been like 2 hours come on
what are the chances i find mugen man mayhem in a comment section
"But lucky the next scene is a sad one."
"It's called-"
AD: AVEENO BODY WASH-
Decorate the wall with “Live, Laugh, Love” written in black sharpie on lined paper.
LMFAO
Ooooh we're getting fancy, i see.
Imagine Paul zimmer was his acting persona and Troy is his real identity
Shane dawson conspiracy theories take a weird turn
oh damnnnn
What if troy's a real person who just looks like Paul Zimmer
But like... Go Pack Go😶
That’s what I’ve been thinking this whole time!
You are the perfect mix of sarcasm, blunt, and funny. I am proud to be a part of greg
The "This might hurt a bit... just kiddin' :)" is the purest thing Danny has ever done
oh the nutcracker guy had a real glowup
i hate you so much
No STOP
Heheheheheheheh..
Underrated comment
I knew someone would do this
decorate:
life sized cutouts of Drew and Kurtis
A cutout of himself* and kurtis
It's like the tour never ended
I like that idea
Yeah and the cutouts of them can be seated on a chair besides Danny so it seems as if all of our three fav youtubers are collaborating🙈👌😊
I think you mean Danny2 and Kurtis
The nutcracker glowed so amazingly I cried
12:31 she was testing if he would stay if she was pregnant, I think
A neon sign that says “what’s up Greg”
Trogladyke but it’ll look like this:
W h a t ‘ s U p G r e g
hey guy that's a good idea
That's a good idea😃😃😃😃
Lauren 1522 that sounds just like what big dans would love
Like Drew’s neon “Hey Guy” sign?
Decor ideas:
More nutcrackers. Just lots of nutcrackers.
this is the only valid decoration idea
That’s good I like it
Tessi The Gachatuber yes
Yes. A whole lot of yes right here.
fuck. you beat me.
That Troy/Paul thing where he listens to music and gets sadder and sadder is a ripoff of that scene in Zootpia.
I love how like half of this video isn’t about lily’s garden
A big poster that says
“Not Drew”
“Definitely not drew”
“Don’t even think about it”
“Don’t”
And/or a giant poster of an elderly lady with an inhaler from amazon for just $24.96
Or just the word "Drew" over and over again in increasing size. Then we need to convince Drew to do the same but with the name "Danny" over and over in decreasing size.
just $24.96?
Or just giant photos of drew with giant Xs on them
That is the best thing ever
I agree with the poster of the elderly women 😂 it would really suite the room
Decoration Idea: Spell out ‘D E C O R A T I O N’ on your wall.
EDIT: Another idea, maybe have it spelt wrong, like, ‘DECUREATIN’ or whatever. Might really jazz up the space y’know?
Lol
That’s perfect.👌
hearing the line "this isn't how i wanted to start my 2020" oh boy you won't believe what happens in march buddy
That relatable moment when you find a sick new strat and call all the homies over to 'bate together
Decoration idea: Lily and all of her boyfriends she had
sonic popsicle is my religion it wouldn’t fit on his wall :,(
I’m interested in your religion
sonic popsicle sonic popsicle
Decorations:
1. Pictures of Kurtis and Drew
2. That’s it
YES, THE ONLY VALID DECORATIONS
Like a high school girls locker collage 🤣
Can they be inside one of those big red heart frames?
@@sawyerblossom7244 they HAVE to be
Oh my god yes but like them in matching sweaters like and 80s family photos
I ALMOST SPEWED WATER ALL OVER MY PHONE WHEN YOU INSINUATED THE DRYER WAS THE FATHER
I like how half the vid isn't an ad and it's just Danny talking about Pau- I mean Troy.
Why does “Troy” looks like those decoy “kids” in how to catch a predator
omg this is weirdly accurate
Because he looks really young
Andrewoid no he doesn’t he looks like he’s trying to look young but it isn’t working
Why was him kissing the nutcracker on the head so wholesome?
Because kiss
Because sexual stuff
@@woooof_ whoah hey there buddy, you don't want the sex joke police coming after you
Spegnag Maglorious because yes
Because Danny is wholesaled
Please bring this series back the bad ads are worse than ever lol
I cant stop looking at the nutcracker
*Am I the only one that was slightly more terrified of Danny’s “decoration” after he fixed it?
No
Now it just looks like the nutcracker is about to omiowa no shinderu him.
Those illuminated eyes are void of any emotion
Doge101 Memes f r weed newtonボーグ大成した子いいなーいーいーちーいーちーの指導監査
(・ω・)
when she erased the other line on the pregnancy test i did NOT think “oh she was faking it” i thought “so.... if she erases it she can just .... not be pregnant ?”
@Jorden Haws same lol
i thought she was gonna pretend to him that it was a prank to get him back lmao
The most sneaky abortion ever
molly lawrence honestly, if life worked like that, lets put this here, most of us wouldnt be here
RIGHT? LIKE
6:27 in all his plagiarism, i was 100% expecting this to rip off Better Off Dead w/ him tearing out his car stereo and throwing it out the window LMAO
"I have things to do... this is not how I wanted to spend my 2020" is the funniest thing about this video four years later 😂
you should frame a picture of Drew on the wall, but put “Danny Gonzalez” above it
edit: spelling
Yes...
Correct
Ian TD YES!!
The only correct answer
he needs to
*Gonzalez
"she's sitting on a dryer, but it's making her w-"
WONDER ABOUT HER LIFE CHOICES!
😂
Ok I guess Im too innocent cuz I dont get it....
Edit: nevermind I got it.... oh my gosh.
HA-
Guess her vibrator ran out of battery. 🤷♀️
@@crystaleunoia3974 *hol up*
"that's not how I wanted to start my 2020"
Well.....
Danny: I feel like their is an overarching storyline
Game Theory: Yes I think I like that