Getting Roasted By My Own Fans
소스 코드
- 게시일 2018. 02. 12.
- Yesterday I tweeted out a request for all you guys to submit your best roasts for me to react to. They were pretty rough. Not sure if I'll ever recover.
This idea was suggested by some of my Patreon supporters in our Patreon group chat! If you want to join the chat, consider supporting me on Patreon!
PATREON ► / actualdannygonzalez
MERCH ► dannygonzalez.store
If you're actually reading this description comment "Greg has some great roasts"
WHY DO I CALL MY FANS GREG?
Greg is the strongest family on the internet, we're the fastest growing channel on KRplus, and we make fire content. So, instead of making up some pun using my name and calling my fans that, I decided to use a different name entirely. A name so strong, haters tremble when it is spoken. WE ARE GREG. AND WE ARE TAKING OVER THE INTERNET. And all you have to do to join is hit subscribe and turn on notifications.
Follow me on Instagram ► / dannygonzalez
Follow me on Twitter ► / dannygonzalez
Follow me on Snapchat ► DannyGoonzalez - 코미디
“You’re Danny Gonzales”
Danny: *visible confusion*
Sees picture of Drew: “me”
Sees picture of Cody: “me”
Sees picture of himself: “M E”
2 comments
@@Kqubic not any more😎
@@Kqubic not anymore bitch
5 comments
"I do like my wife more than me though" I'm giggling that's adorable
@Claire Murphy yeah
You're adorable
It is.
@@zyvr9500 no you're adorable
@@zyvr9500 sheesh thats kinda cute bro
"When bae is legally bound to you" 😂😂😂 I'm wheezing
666th like hahha
I honestly no homo think he’s outta her league tho lmao
im trying to imagine him going to his wife half way through looking through his comments and asking her to pose for it :P like "hey babe um help me out here real quick?"
😂
Wtf
Charlie Puts: "It's been a long day without you my dude"
lol
I’m sry I would like but also it’s at 666 and that’s just a great #!
@@emmypushz ok you can do it now
It’s been an _elongated_ day without you my _pal_
Mr Howler that’s a compliment cuz they say the more fun you have, time flies faster. So that means when like Danny is not there, it would be sad. R u meaning to tell that.
He’s really sensitive about his nipples...
Is your last name really Raspberry =0
“I have sensative nipples.”
Let me take a Jörmungandr at that
lmao
thegayestgoth LOL! XD
Sophia Raspberry true
Theory Danny Gonzales is the frog Tom Holland is hiding in his mouth
oh my god😂😂😂
samantha lightburn I love this
HAHAHAHA i understood that reference
@@nj.racha1 😂😂 luv ya
samantha lightburn OMG YES
This should’ve been named “my fans making me insecure about my nipples for five minutes straight”
i feel attacked by the blue-ness of his eyes
same I thought they were edited at first lol
That's his natural eye color
It's so beautiful I want to steal it
He got those yummy lookin blueberries
Literally me in every video
his impression of charlie puth sounded like something out of the muppets or sesame street.
Lol he kinda sounded like Kermit
SunnyDayzLia YES
you mean his impression of charlie puts
He sounded like when impersonating Charlie
Charlie puts*
you didn't cry 4/10
I’m crying now if that helps
Eugena Cooney same though
4.5/10, sorry tom
Tom Harlock TOM!!! Two of my favourite youtubers in one place 🎉
Avocado Queen ikrrrrrr
Me: gives him a compliment
Danny: *dramatically falls off chair*
oh
@auri ??
@@alliexcx5576 ok
What's happening in this response section?
When Danny made the bird sound, my cat woke up I horror...
No lie
But what if yes lie
R/Theyallclapped
3:56 “Tom Holland will never notice you”
“ *blocking you* “ honestly, mood
All the Tom Holland fans unanimously agreed with that statement ;-;
Quackson_Stan _ Hindi news
Agreed
ecstatic. alexis how dare theyyyyyy 😭
Danny likes Tom Holland??? Someone explain me please
Did anyone else notice the nutcracker hiding in the closet about to snatch our one and only danny
it was making me nervous
What do you mean our only Danny? There’s another one under the alias of “Drew Gooden”.
no because my brightness was on the lowest level. but i'm ngl i was terrified when i turned it up 😂😂
Omg I'm having nightmares
@@jacobspeck aren't we all
Danny: “Dont look it up”
Me: *Looks up* “Oh look a ceiling- WAIT HOLD ON THERES SOMETHING WRITTEN UP THERE-“
The writing: “Greg is the strongest growing Army”
I'm putting this on my ceiling now, thank you for giving me the idea
The ceiling tells the truth!
“Young boy got that poopy content, Ayyy”
Gold.
I liked at "I ran out of ideas during vine and I'm not stopping now" 😂
Here's a comment for 1k likes
Here’s a comment for 1k likes
Here's a comment for 1k likes
Why are the top comments on this video so bad
@@barmetler I'm doing my best man
Why is everyone comparing you to birds when you obviously look like that guy from Ratatouille
the rat though right? :)
rude
I think he looks like the guy from cloudy with a chance of meatballs
He looks like an actual fetus
Potato Tomato oml I love your profile picture
I OMG I SEARCHED WHO IS THE FASTEST GROWING FAMILY AND GREG ACTUALLY SHOWED UP I-
Craig >:[
Dam that's a lie Danny's hitman would have gotten to ya before u looked it up
Lmao I love how his wife came out like that . Btw you and wife are the best married KRplus couple I have ever seen.
Wait how old is he
@@ankjoktimung7792 he claims to be 25 but we will never actually know
I respectfully disagree, Drew and Amanda are better. He managed to take her to a Jake Paul concert and she's still with him.
@@Adele-195 Wait m I missing something? did they divorce?
@@destinysampson1625 Nobody got divorced don't worry
Greg will always be the strongest army
Abi Selman don’t look It up
II indYtoniC II to late😬 hopefully Danny doesn’t kill me
Abi Selman don’t look it up y’all 😂❤️
“It’s been a long day without you, my dude” welp, if I wasn’t dead before, I am now
What?
I literally died at this
2:45
It's at that time ish so there ya go who ever is watching this and sees this comment
2:45 ish
There is a replay button for the great moment
Sarah S Q
“Doesn’t everyone look younger than Cody Ko”
Yes. Yes they do.
WELL GOOD THING SHES MA WIFE
i laughed so hard
Bae is legally bound.
Hey Greg :)
Danny Gonzalez It is Danny, our glorious leader! He shall make youtube great again, not by building an ad-wall... but by balancing good content with good sized videos! All hail our lord and saviour!
hi
Danny Gonzalez hi :D
Hey Danny
hey binch
I wish I was Greg :-(
Update: I’m Greg now :-)
Character Development
Vadi Fadoms they grow up so fast.
Welcome to the family
good for you
Example of development:
Dany getting deffensive for 5 minutes straight.
“The difference is Drew makes good content”
(The only actual roast)
you look like the dude from a cloudy chance of meatballs
YES OMG
Omg he does
Oh shit 😂
I like Danny but that's funny
holy shit he does tho
I enjoyed the realistic bird noises that confirms that they were not wrong for calling you a bird. (But I don't think you look like a bird)
"You're Danny Gonzalez" that's the joke.
*Tom Holland will never notice you*
Danny: *BLOCKED*
*well Danny were in this together, he’ll never notice us.*
Join the club. If Tom noticed me, I could die happy.
Tom Holland senpai
Jess Symm Id literally DIE right then and there
and me 😔✊
same
1 minute in and he's already making cody ko old jokes lmao
Bad Day?
You don't lose that kind of opportunity
finna woke
Greg
Gonzalez's. Really. Entertained. Guests
the gus johnson one aged... well, it aged
He looks like the default white human.
ShowRaceMenu
lmfaooooo he does- hes cute tho come’on
No way, he's waaaay above average
@@samyen3210 yea he is a very cute guy..
Nah he's got intriguing eyes and too interesting eyebrows for that. He's reaaaally close but still not there.
Why did no one mention he looks like flint Lockwood from cloudy chance of meatballs
XD this is probably the best roast if you were in the vid
Lu IM DEAD BUHAHAHA
Lu OMG HE DOES WTH
NO WAY I WAS ACTUALLY THINKING THAT DURING THIS VIDEO IM ACTUALLY SO SURPRISED SOMEONE COMMENTED IT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
“YoU LoOk LikE A bIrd”
Danny: “.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
"It's been a long day without you my dude"
*IM DEAD*
I haven’t watched the video yet but if Danny isn’t crying by the end of this I want my money back
I'm keeping the money
Jackie Solis true
Jackie Solis no but he did get shot
Von Badlands Leave him alone
issa joke
Can I say at this point of time, that I counted him saying nipples exactly 14 times....? Naaaaah, no one cares...
and u have 14 likes...illuminati confirmed
I was going to click like but it was a perfect 69 so I didn't 😂
“Greg isn’t the strongest army”
*W O W. SHE MUST HAVE LOOKED IT UP.*
i would NEVER look it up, but if i did, greg would come up. once again i would never do it, but, if you did for some reason, greg actually comes up, because danny would never lie to us.
4:54
I can I imagine the conversation of Danny asking Laura to do that
Danny: Hey, Laura I need your help for something
Laura: uhhh.. ok what do you need
Danny: ..... I need you to stand next to me with your arms crossed wearing sunglasses...
Laura: ok.. why
Danny: don't ask.
Laura: ok then
ur eyes look so good in this what
Are you aware of what your username initials are, Greg?
Vortexa Star I’m dying 😂😂😂
Here for the poopie content.
The charlie puts thing made me literally cry that was the funniest thing I've seen in awhile so thank I'm giggling strong rn!
3:27 this aged like milk
😅😅😅
Greg is short for Gregorious.
yes
I’m fucking dying 😂
um NO didn't you see in part of a QnA i think he told us that Greg is short for Gregory!
No, Gregor-OHHHH i get the friggen joke, yeah
aint gonna lie i actaully think he is preety good lookin
@@Karma-jm8kz lol
Sameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Tbh tho.............. Yur not completely wrong.
Literally why all of us are here.
stop hitting on him
*when u like the vid while the ad is playing b4 the vid even starts*
2:09 corporate asked me to find the difference between these three pictures they're the same pictures-pam
“I have the most normal nipples”
the latin word grex means “flock”, which is where we get the root greg, having to do with groups. from here we get congregation, meaning “a group of people assembled for religious worship.”
so i don’t think the name greg was really an accident, but it is pretty accurate.
Also a flock of BIRDS!
ConGregation.
...in the nation...
Nuclear Nerd flock of nerds*
I thought you were shifting us to be a Danny worshipping cult
which we are
dannys eyes look SO BLUE in this video its crazy
NO BC MY MOM WENT TO HAND ME MY MEDS RIGHT AT THE NIPPLE PART- screaming, crying
Mum was right Greg was just a faze it’s Gregathan now
I love how you spelled ‘phase’! 😂
Reyna Gray 😂 I won’t lie it wasn’t deliberate it was my dyslexic brain working
Have you considered............Gregory
+TheaterFreak42 Nah more like Gregladesh or Gregantua
*Gregstopher
Mister gregman bring me a greg
Here I am!
make him the gregest that ive ever gregged
MiStER GReG MAn TELl mE yOUr DREEEEaaaAAm
please turn on greggy beam oh mr gregman bring me a greg
Bum bum bum bum
the amount of "Danny Gonzalez out of context" videos that could be made from this
3:49 that was my favorite one
5:01 Isnt that a compliment?
No its the worst roast of all time.
Nuha that's the "funny'' part
Thats why i said Greg can do better
kinda ur right
Ya
Tom Holland will probably never notice me either ;-;
wow kara you are not alone 😢
wow kara he will always look like hes trying to keep a frog in his mouth
You are Tom Holland 🤯
wow kara I know how you feel. 🤪
wow kara I’ve Seen You everywhere ;-;
Honestly I can kinda see Danny as a bird, but if he was a bird, he'd be a pretty cute bird. :)
Well Danny's pretty cute anyways
5 minutes of sassy comebacks about Greg not being the strongest army
If you look up if Greg is the strongest army, you're not a Greg, you're a Craig.
A chad
His eyes are so pretty.
Why can't i have eyes that look better than mine?
You know what I'm sure your eyes are stunning and gorgeous
@@pissapocalypse thank you!! i think my eyes are very pretty. i appreciate it!
@@pissapocalypse how the fuck do you know
@@shiro9112 Because all eyes are pretty
@@shiro9112 Your negative vibes aren't welcome in this house
4:37 Sarah is two years ahead of her time
pov: ur in quarantine watching dannys old vids
I have been watching his videos for awhile, but I'm just now realizing how blue and pretty his eyes are!
Es verdad...
The nutcracker in the closet is creepy
Yo Yo Frizzle fricken yeash
The you look like a toe comment had me laughing my butt of
Me: on KRplus
Danny: WHATS UP GREG
My ears: deceased
1:37
That wasn't a roast for Danny. That was a blow to all of Greg. Turn on locations I wanna talk boi.
OMG THE CODY KO ROAST 😂😂😂
only tmg will understand
I like how you can see the little nutcracker creepily staring at us through the door crack
i was about to look up "is Gerg the largest/strongest growing army on KRplus?" then i look outside and saw sniper im scared
Why are there two pictures of you in the thumbnail?
Marco Antonio ego
Yeh I was wondering too... like wth
Marco Antonio
ikr?
Trippy
ikr that’s weird
Marco Antonio sAvAgE
Every greg is
G: greg
R: roasted by danny
E: eager to see more videos of danny getting roasted
G: greg
breathtaking acronym, you should be a full-time poet.
Roasted in march
rammay 😂
G: great
R: at
E: being
G: Greg
Asten Gaming not bad （＾_＾）
G.R.E.G.
G: fastest growing
R: fan base
E: on
G: youtube
I looked up "who is the fastest growing army on KRplus" and your merch store came up so I guess Greg is finally the fastest growing army on KRplus.
Person: Tom Holland will never notice you
Danny: blocking you
Me: me
Cassius Colmar dude she was joking did you not watch the video and,Barbara Antunez that was funny
omg this is literally hilarious...
OMG YOU HEARTED MY COMMENT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Pretty sure it's figuratively hilarious
The Majestic Nether Star i
LITERALLY!!! JUST LITERALLY
This sounds so sarcastic
You are really getting roasted and I love how you respond. I wish I saw this video earlier and other videos. I mean I only found your channel not to long ago and you even did this on February 13th and that is my birthday. It would have been a great birthday present
One of my favorite videos I wish we can get another one of these 😭
Cody Ko one killed me hahahaha
I can imagine him just laying in bed with Laura and be like "bae du you think my Nippes look like pepperoni? I mean pepperoni aren't that punk are they?" and being like really concerned about it 😂😂
after every roast: "i get it ;cuz i have a young face"
4:47 ...?
how...
how can your wife be out of your league if she went out of her way to marry you?
that's such a boneless roast.
A real Greg wouldn't roast another greg😔
Also notification squad
Ikr, I bet they're CRAIGS!
@@kekkfa1281 I BET SO TOO
To the real ones 🍷🍻 *clink*
Craigs in disguise
The only roast i would say is
“Your... your shirt.. looks like it was bought at goodwill >\\\
A greg roast. A groast, if you will.
Note to self: don’t watch Danny’s videos while drinking something. I just almost choked to death
You're Danny Gonzalez
Sick burn! Dude you've been torched
I have never laughed harder at any of your videos than i did at this one please do more of these i literally cant breathe i am here for this poopie content
I can't believe he actually used my tweet, that's the first time I've ever been in someone's video!
MaxGolubenko Congratulations love! Which one was yours?
Potato Tomato The second one about Cody Ko
MaxGolubenko ahhaha you should be proud of yourself
the nutcracker gave me a mini heart attack when i realized it was in the closet staring into my soul..
When ever Me and my brother need a laugh we just watch one of your vids because they are so good
Yo dog you got really pretty eyes.
He does bro
GREG IS THE STRONGEST ARMY
I tried it and Greg is the first thing that pops up when you search fastest growing army on KRplus
“Doesn’t everybody look like a younger Cody Ko?” Yes, everyone is younger than Cody Ko
Why does this baby have a wife
25 year old baby