BAD BOY - Official Music Video

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  • 게시일 2019. 04. 26.
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    I am a TikTok bad boy.
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    #dannygonzalez
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  • @voidparx
    @voidparx 3 년 전 +9780

    The reason he has calcium deficiency is because his vampire dad never came back with the milk. That's why he doesn't respect his dad

  • @flipflop2255
    @flipflop2255 5 년 전 +3601

    Friend: what's your favourite song?
    Me: it's complicated.

    • @howdypardner6278
      @howdypardner6278 5 년 전 +44

      WHY YA GOTTA GO AND MAKE THINGS SO COMPLICAYEYETED

    • @taysfav6737
      @taysfav6737 5 년 전 +33

      Imagine me going like "uhhh the tea by Danny Gonzales"

    • @pucamisc
      @pucamisc 5 년 전 +21

      Me: well you see there’s this guy in his 20’s but he looks like 15 and he has a wife but people think he has a boyfriend who people mistake for each other all the time and he has this song called *slime* and it’s killer but not as killer as *spooky guy* which is a sequel to *spooky boy* but he recently released *bad boy* and that’s pretty sick so I’ll have to go with that but *invisible* is just mood

    • @dawnbray8325
      @dawnbray8325 5 년 전 +5

      What’s your favorite song
      Me: Danny

    • @weastley0
      @weastley0 5 년 전

      Subscribes-

  • @finnjammy3029
    @finnjammy3029 3 년 전 +5943

    POV: You're driving home to your loving wife and children. Suddenly you notice a skinny tall white boy dressed in black flipping off a carton milk. You're not sure what he's doing. You don't know how he got here. You continue driving home and you'r wife asks you what’s wrong. Not responding you go up to bed and lie down. Your wife gives you a concerned look but says nothing. You lie down and think about your life decisions.

  • @bloobiest
    @bloobiest 2 년 전 +3722

    "I'm bad to the bone, metaphorically and physically. I don't fuck with milk, got that calcium deficiency."
    Fucking love that bar.

  • @alannac6086
    @alannac6086 5 년 전 +5034

    Billie eilish: I’m the bad guy
    Danny Gonzalez: hold my beer

  • @yan4505
    @yan4505 5 년 전 +1955

    Friend:What's your favorite song?
    Me:Bad boy
    Friend:Oh bad guy
    Me:Dude no

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 3 년 전 +4629

    I'm a bad boy. I go in public with my shoes untied boy

  • @everlastingfeelings
    @everlastingfeelings 2 년 전 +504

    And this, my fellow wattpad authors, this is how you create bad boy characters.

  • @nonewem5180
    @nonewem5180 3 년 전 +3920

    “Got that calcium deficiency”
    _Guys my bones are getting squishy_

  • @ari-gh5nq
    @ari-gh5nq 5 년 전 +1842

    *billie whispering demonically:* I’m the bad guy
    Danny: hold my *greg*

    • @calebleary1586
      @calebleary1586 5 년 전 +7

      xXxMëmëŠïštërxXx :3 this deserves sooooo many more likes

    • @lilynoroozi5312
      @lilynoroozi5312 5 년 전 +3

      xXxMëmëŠïštërxXx :3 I love billie lol

    • @rabbitstarhope3671
      @rabbitstarhope3671 5 년 전 +2

      I WANNA DRAW THAT NOW TF

    • @orepe3471
      @orepe3471 5 년 전 +6

      Bill eyelash kinda garbage though

    • @rabbitstarhope3671
      @rabbitstarhope3671 5 년 전

      Orepe nah it’s like him holding a baby,with a sticky note on its forehead written “Greg” on it

  • @lifekindasucksrn6442
    @lifekindasucksrn6442 3 년 전 +746

    is no one talking about the little extra parts in between?
    "I'll use karate if your acting rude" h i y a
    "I'll kick your butt if I don't like your tone" K a c h o w *kicks cone
    It's the funniest thing ever omg.

    • @jobbytop
      @jobbytop 3 년 전 +50

      Take em all out with my sniper **p o w**

    • @tetristech9732
      @tetristech9732 2 년 전 +17

      They’re called adlibs lmao

    • @jobbytop
      @jobbytop 2 년 전 +5

      @@tetristech9732 i didn't know that lol thats cool

    • @funnyvideoguy3216
      @funnyvideoguy3216 2 년 전 +11

      Real scary guy

    • @swathithebagel
      @swathithebagel 2 년 전 +9

      “It will take a month to look at my medical history” E w

  • @cloudy8778
    @cloudy8778 3 년 전 +884

    plot twist: this is johnny johnny after he realized chad replaced his true father

    • @arby327
      @arby327 2 년 전 +29

      i love this

    • @kriseniquemyers6092
      @kriseniquemyers6092 2 년 전 +6

      wait how did you get emojis in your username ?

    • @robin_ch
      @robin_ch 2 년 전 +6

      @@kriseniquemyers6092 they probably named their channel on mobile or used the shortcut on pc that lets you type emojis

    • @xX_K3LLF1RE_Xx
      @xX_K3LLF1RE_Xx 년 전 +8

      It’s all connected

    • @jennievickers5347
      @jennievickers5347 년 전 +10

      the way my goofy ass GIGGLED at this

  • @eisasalman5145
    @eisasalman5145 4 년 전 +5429

    People: What’s your favorite genre of
    music?
    Me: *its complicated*

  • @abgsudiwbabjjsy
    @abgsudiwbabjjsy 5 년 전 +4161

    If you are in Greg you are a bad boy. If you’re Craig, you’re good boy. Screw Craig.

  • @trinityamber1936
    @trinityamber1936 2 년 전 +889

    Please get this man arrested. I fear for my children’s lives every time they leave the house. Hell I’m scared to go outside sometime after thinking about this video. I haven’t slept in weeks.

  • @kxnz4049
    @kxnz4049 3 년 전 +186

    The fact he makes an entire music video for one 5 seconds joke is just
    ✨ d e d i c a t i o n ✨

    • @chrislarson9504
      @chrislarson9504 3 년 전 +1

      i mean its alot of extra work but its worth it for him since youtube is his job and he made a song for his original video which really boost the qaulity of the video. also he can upload the acutal song so hes gets double the view and double the money

    • @goofiestgoobster
      @goofiestgoobster 10 개월 전

      its kind of funny that in this song he’s portraying like a 5yr old- even though he’s like 20 something fcnhbjao

  • @n14ml
    @n14ml 5 년 전 +2205

    Danny at an interview
    Interviewer: What are you good at?
    Danny: *Watching Paw Patrol*

  • @wonjers
    @wonjers 4 년 전 +5527

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly,
    He dress in all blacc

  • @whitneyjameson1849
    @whitneyjameson1849 3 년 전 +70

    Imagine being his dentist and being so disappointed because you try so hard to create a welcoming environment and one of your most famous patients drops a diss against you in a song

  • @galaxystars4598
    @galaxystars4598 3 년 전 +76

    Danny: curses throughout entire song
    Also Danny: I know you want a bad boy that doesn't give no craps

  • @danielamaciel1598
    @danielamaciel1598 4 년 전 +5490

    Oh no, he has brittle bone disease, but they're squishy in the evening.

  • @caroline-yy6gb
    @caroline-yy6gb 5 년 전 +1814

    Imagine if you were driving and just saw a dude in all black, flipping off milk 🤣

    • @memehuman3710
      @memehuman3710 5 년 전 +23

      That's just weird to imagine 🤣

    • @kukyri2980
      @kukyri2980 5 년 전 +49

      I'd go and help him flip off the milk, what part of Greg are you guys?!?!?!?

    • @mirjanaradovac304
      @mirjanaradovac304 5 년 전 +13

      I actually saw that one time not even kidding😂

    • @monicahenrion1559
      @monicahenrion1559 5 년 전 +29

      I would think...that's a bad boy.

    • @sketchy3627
      @sketchy3627 5 년 전 +13

      I'd back off since I'm scared of certified bad boys.

  • @toobapheesh3756
    @toobapheesh3756 3 년 전 +54

    It amazes me that he could rhyme something with deficiency

  • @flufive7856
    @flufive7856 3 년 전 +82

    4th grade boys after telling the teacher they're absent be like

  • @annie_naranjo
    @annie_naranjo 5 년 전 +3552

    When it's supposed to be a joke, but it's still a bop 😂

    • @samm4857
      @samm4857 5 년 전 +43

      Annie .N so all of Danny’s songs....?

    • @annie_naranjo
      @annie_naranjo 5 년 전 +6

      @@samm4857 I guess lol 😂

    • @lia6462
      @lia6462 5 년 전 +20

      Annie .N that’s literally all of his songs lol

    • @annie_naranjo
      @annie_naranjo 5 년 전 +5

      @@lia6462 True lol

    • @screamsformemes
      @screamsformemes 5 년 전 +18

      THIS IS WHAT I LOVE ABOUT DANNY'S CONTENT. I WAS BOPPIN IN THE CAR TODAY WITH THIS ON BLAST

  • @thealexciting
    @thealexciting 5 년 전 +4228

    Top 10 Rappers Eminem Was Afraid To Diss

  • @mazza6262
    @mazza6262 3 년 전 +133

    This video has over 3 million views and not even a thousand dislikes.
    It goes to show how all people can respect and identify that this is truly good music.

  • @octoberna7949
    @octoberna7949 2 년 전 +72

    I unironically love this song

    • @JustTooManyPuppies
      @JustTooManyPuppies 2 년 전

      thats why he made it...
      if you made music just for the purpose of people to listen to it ironically, that just kinda sucks.

    • @octoberna7949
      @octoberna7949 2 년 전 +1

      @@JustTooManyPuppies It's a joke

    • @JustTooManyPuppies
      @JustTooManyPuppies 2 년 전

      @@octoberna7949 ah yes, that was clearly a joke, please excuse my misunderstanding for your now absolutely hilarious joke.
      since when is saying you like a song a joke now. (unless its sarcasm.)

    • @octoberna7949
      @octoberna7949 2 년 전 +3

      @@JustTooManyPuppies You must be new to the internet, saying "I unironically love this" isn't an uncommon phrase and there's no need to get pedantic over it lol

    • @JustTooManyPuppies
      @JustTooManyPuppies 2 년 전

      ​@@octoberna7949 no shit, i never even said it was uncommon. literally all i did was point out how comedy songs dont need to be enjoyed ironically, what the fuck.

  • @Nina-li6sn
    @Nina-li6sn 5 년 전 +3550

    Billie Eilish: might seduce your dad type-
    Danny: change my diaper?

  • @user-eu1vf1lr2s
    @user-eu1vf1lr2s 5 년 전 +1577

    * spills water on the floor *
    Me: I am *NOT* sorry
    I'm a bad boy

    • @steffi9533
      @steffi9533 5 년 전 +15

      *steps on someone's white shoe*
      Me:Frick u all you frickin fricks

    • @user-eu1vf1lr2s
      @user-eu1vf1lr2s 5 년 전 +1

      @@steffi9533 ushajshajba

    • @Super-es7xp
      @Super-es7xp 5 년 전 +1

      ? *Spills water on floor*
      Someone else can clean it
      I’m a bad boi

    • @steffi9533
      @steffi9533 5 년 전 +1

      *plays at a playground only for 1st and 2nd graders*
      Me:I need help

    • @cristophercajamarca4617
      @cristophercajamarca4617 5 년 전

      ? Tahst how maphia works

  • @jamiewarren9961
    @jamiewarren9961 2 년 전 +73

    maybe too niche to be relatable but this is exactly what 80% of my patients in adult male psych were like when i was interning at a hospital... theyd go from shamelessly hitting on female staff one minute to asking where the fuck their jello is the next

    • @autumnblaze6267
      @autumnblaze6267 8 개월 전 +5

      why the doctor always on my case like yuh

    • @jynxiebaby5137
      @jynxiebaby5137 6 개월 전

      Look. As someone who is frequently inpatient, I can attest to the fact that that jello is damn near half our recovery. We need that jello, okay? Preferably the red ones, stop giving us that orange shit and expecting us not to act out.
      I also hit on the pretty techs/nurses/NPs, but they know me well enough to know I'm v harmless, I just think they're cute n stuff plus they leave my lights on at night so I can sleep~

    • @gaygranola
      @gaygranola 개월 전 +1

      @@jynxiebaby5137The lack of self awareness is astonishing… No wonder you’re a regular…

  • @milenakovalenko2406
    @milenakovalenko2406 2 년 전 +37

    Imagine driving to work, and you see a guy flipping off a bottle of milk in an empty parking lot, on camera

  • @halfdecent4118
    @halfdecent4118 3 년 전 +5083

    When you go on disneys website without a parents permission.

    • @ethansiegfried4056
      @ethansiegfried4056 3 년 전 +183

      nah when your tell Dora that it is not there or tell the teacher to have a bad day

    • @LoieGoose
      @LoieGoose 3 년 전 +38

      that's a little bit far

    • @MetalProgramer
      @MetalProgramer 3 년 전 +14

      sjm i took $20 from my teacher in like 3rd grade and got away with it

    • @Jojo-kq1zw
      @Jojo-kq1zw 3 년 전 +21

      @@MetalProgramer I stole my teacher, didnt get away with it. Send help, I've dropped the soap at least 16 times and I'm getting addicted!

    • @CANINETHEROPY
      @CANINETHEROPY 3 년 전 +11

      Okay dude, you're going too far with this, chill

  • @ColdGqming
    @ColdGqming 년 전 +21

    I’m still listening to this song after so long and it still hits so hard. “Got that calcium deficiency” 🤣

  • @animeara951
    @animeara951 2 년 전 +7

    When your bedtime is at 9:00 but you go to sleep at 9:05

  • @TrippyIsHere
    @TrippyIsHere 3 년 전 +19914

    "And I don't respect my dad."
    But Danny, your dad is a rich vampire mafia boss.

  • @reaganlarrabee1719
    @reaganlarrabee1719 4 년 전 +5017

    Billie Eilish: I’m the bad guy
    Danny: Hold my glue

  • @KlyyIdkflyy
    @KlyyIdkflyy 6 개월 전 +8

    Imagine his kid seeing this 😭

  • @creeperinvasion6885
    @creeperinvasion6885 2 년 전 +10

    “I am good at watching paw patrol”
    Top 10 rappers Eminem was too afraid to diss

  • @nuxges8409
    @nuxges8409 5 년 전 +5787

    *”Let’s together bad boy”*
    that’s how u do it Greg style.

  • @ashleymcnaughton8202
    @ashleymcnaughton8202 5 년 전 +5615

    Ariana Grande: Dangerous Woman
    Billie Eilish: Bad Guy
    Danny Gonzalez: Bad Boy

  • @stupid.caillou
    @stupid.caillou 2 년 전 +61

    As someone who dresses in black, hates milk, and has a bad dad, I relate

  • @cam2660
    @cam2660 년 전 +14

    Big thanks to Danny, he got me to try glue for the first time and its been my favorite food ever since then.

  • @luvrrgal6857
    @luvrrgal6857 4 년 전 +1718

    He raps
    He naps
    But most importantly
    He don't give no craps

  • @stephnes2505
    @stephnes2505 4 년 전 +8222

    He’s bad
    He’s rad
    But most importantly
    He don’t respect his dad

    • @cringe_shattles69
      @cringe_shattles69 4 년 전 +40

      *fLeX 100*

    • @johnnyblades5424
      @johnnyblades5424 4 년 전 +12

      Hhaa jut lice Bily Eyelash

    • @zabrid3806
      @zabrid3806 4 년 전 +9

      1.4k likes and only 3 replies and one of them is me. I'm concerned

    • @MinorsGo
      @MinorsGo 4 년 전 +6

      I read this as soon as I heard him say it

    • @omnia848
      @omnia848 4 년 전 +12

      I was _kinda_ hoping this would be a haiku... But I guess apollo has changed his interests
      (to anyone who doesn't get what I said this is a Percy Jackson reference)

  • @dapperostrich7005
    @dapperostrich7005 3 년 전 +26

    Can we stop and appreciate Danny's musical talent?

  • @xxcharlie-tunesxx7576

    I love “F*ck the dentist he’s a scary dude!”
    This is an inside joke the best of them all

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations

    *When you wear socks with sandals*

    • @julistephens9729
      @julistephens9729 4 년 전 +15

      Bringin back SOCKS WITH SANDALS , re re remix SOCKS WITH SANDALS. Socks with sanDaaals

    • @GloryChoseGold
      @GloryChoseGold 4 년 전 +20

      I’m a certified bad boy

    • @theteethburglar4716
      @theteethburglar4716 4 년 전 +3

      Nonononono when you wear socks with flip flops, or thongs

    • @krykus7116
      @krykus7116 4 년 전

      Poland

    • @Nicky_TM
      @Nicky_TM 4 년 전 +2

      Now thats just sinister, they gonna be visitin hitler down there

  • @joli1320
    @joli1320 4 년 전 +5033

    Sometimes it's weird to listen to his songs when I forget what he's parodying. It's a whole different level of chaos and cryptic.

    • @spectre9340
      @spectre9340 4 년 전 +357

      If he seriously pursued a music career, all the top artists would need to retire

    • @emperorkiron3470
      @emperorkiron3470 3 년 전 +37

      @@spectre9340 yeah, agreed.

    • @mintywolf9455
      @mintywolf9455 3 년 전 +87

      I don't know what he's parodying I'm so lost but I love this song.

    • @joli1320
      @joli1320 3 년 전 +73

      @@mintywolf9455 iirc, this is from his "bad boys of tik tok" video

    • @mintywolf9455
      @mintywolf9455 3 년 전 +9

      @@joli1320 yeah that's what I thought lol

  • @tedc8021
    @tedc8021 년 전 +27

    The phrase "I'm bad to the bone metaphorically and physically, I don't fuck with milk I got that calcium deficiency" has been in my brain for years

  • @bear7449
    @bear7449 년 전 +6

    0:34 me when mommy taking away mad toys

  • @drowned_rat
    @drowned_rat 4 년 전 +850

    Billie Eilish: *seduces dads*
    Danny Gonzalez: *disrespects them*

    • @valsayshi1166
      @valsayshi1166 3 년 전 +5

      Hi I just wanted you to know that I had the 100th like...so ...yeah

    • @TheNinja94a
      @TheNinja94a 3 년 전 +28

      Hey, he said he doesn't respect HIS dad. We're yet to know how he treats other dads

    • @catmeowster7829
      @catmeowster7829 3 년 전

      They should team up

    • @solarchips7802
      @solarchips7802 3 년 전

      @@catmeowster7829 ikr

  • @themalones2863
    @themalones2863 4 년 전 +2268

    Billie elish: make ur girlfriend mad type
    Danny: good at watching pawpatrol

    • @riooo8072
      @riooo8072 4 년 전 +7

      Maddy Malone stop talking about fucking billie eilish how is it even ducking related

    • @dauhveed
      @dauhveed 4 년 전 +17

      What the duck dude like duck that’s kinda ducking sick

    • @christopherterzakos6118
      @christopherterzakos6118 4 년 전 +20

      @@riooo8072 why did you sensor fuck the first time did you like just not bother with it lol

    • @emmypushz
      @emmypushz 4 년 전 +3

      Ah my 2 favorite singers!

    • @emmypushz
      @emmypushz 4 년 전 +4

      riooo bad guy

  • @duracellofusa
    @duracellofusa 8 개월 전 +7

    every 6th grader:

  • @leebuckets7452
    @leebuckets7452 2 년 전 +5

    "I am bad to the bone meteorically and physically" because there squishy

  • @rshaggy1212
    @rshaggy1212 5 년 전 +5341

    just imagine walking on the street and finding a kid who looks like he's fifteen, flipping off a container of milk while someone films him.
    good job danny

    • @borinq5325
      @borinq5325 5 년 전 +62

      he's married

    • @rshaggy1212
      @rshaggy1212 5 년 전 +178

      @@borinq5325 exactly
      he looks fifteen when i first saw him, so ppl might assume this guys a minor

    • @madhouse9156
      @madhouse9156 5 년 전 +56

      A *Jar* of milk

    • @beepbeepimmasheep4598
      @beepbeepimmasheep4598 5 년 전 +8

      +rshaggy :: he's like 24 😂😂😂

    • @pixyl4415
      @pixyl4415 5 년 전 +4

      @@madhouse9156 Your reply just made me laugh! Good job.

  • @fxjr_4692
    @fxjr_4692 4 년 전 +5244

    Imagine walking across the street to see Danny flipping off milk

    • @WelcomingFrown
      @WelcomingFrown 4 년 전 +39

      I was just thinking about that...

    • @smelly.catboy
      @smelly.catboy 4 년 전 +151

      NO YOURE NOT IMAGINING HARD ENOUGH.
      you just got off work and your wife is pissed at you for taking overtime again. she keeps texting you that sara (your eight month old daughter) won’t go to bed. you find a parking spot and start walking home. and there, you see a sixteen year old boy flipping off milk with someone filming him.

    • @ashleyreed6644
      @ashleyreed6644 4 년 전 +44

      @@smelly.catboy a 13 year old boy actually

    • @buddythemoth
      @buddythemoth 4 년 전 +6

      @@ashleyreed6644 He's married tho :|

    • @fred_______
      @fred_______ 4 년 전 +33

      Nutcracker Sam it’s a joke because he has just a young looking face

  • @belle4774
    @belle4774 2 년 전 +8

    “I don’t fuck with milk” “I’m bad at taking naps”
    Me, lactose intolerant and up at 5am: damn looks like I’m a bad boy 😩🙏

  • @meghmadasgupta9562
    @meghmadasgupta9562 2 년 전 +7

    imagine your mom yelling at you and this song just starts playing in your head

  • @roeatkinson7683
    @roeatkinson7683 5 년 전 +398

    "I am good at watching Paw Patrol."
    Aka my little cousin.

  • @rehmeen6333
    @rehmeen6333 5 년 전 +4294

    I showed this song to my dog.
    Now he's my dawg.

    • @nuxges8409
      @nuxges8409 5 년 전 +15

      ooh this a bad boi ... *daWg*

    • @freyabalcombe9811
      @freyabalcombe9811 5 년 전 +1

      Pahahahahahaha

    • @alxsaaa-941
      @alxsaaa-941 5 년 전 +13

      don’t you mean greg?

    • @kukyri2980
      @kukyri2980 5 년 전 +1

      Look up "Still Dre Music Video" this is pretty much the whole comment section

    • @huh3682
      @huh3682 5 년 전 +7

      I showed this to my bones
      Now they're calcium deficient

  • @UrFriendlyNeighborhoodBassist-

    That shot of Danny just flipping off the gallon of milk had me dead 💀

  • @rachiboo14
    @rachiboo14 2 년 전 +51

    Anyone else genuinely love his songs

  • @ImInquiz
    @ImInquiz 5 년 전 +358

    billie eilish fans: sing bad guy
    True Gregs: sing bad boy

  • @mateahissorry
    @mateahissorry 5 년 전 +918

    And always remember, the baddest bad boys...
    Do Troom Troom crafts and adopt refrigerators.

  • @dottielovett4267
    @dottielovett4267 3 년 전 +12

    I’ve literally had this song stuck in my head all day.
    So naturally I have to watch it on repeat until I learn every single word right?

  • @elijahmandaraig4295
    @elijahmandaraig4295 3 년 전 +42

    Danny Gonzales: bad boy
    Will smith: bad boys
    Billie eilish: bad guy
    Also
    Will Smith: broke a door
    Billie eilish: broke a paper wall
    Danny Gonzales: 2:11

  • @Sarah-nx9dw
    @Sarah-nx9dw 5 년 전 +2312

    Imagine "bad boys" on tik tok will use this audio

    • @sutibum
      @sutibum 5 년 전 +45

      Probably will

    • @euiffis9469
      @euiffis9469 5 년 전 +48

      i mean, its tik tok so what are the chances they arent

    • @kukyri2980
      @kukyri2980 5 년 전 +13

      Imagine "bad boys" on tik tok using this audio*

    • @jennystewart626
      @jennystewart626 5 년 전 +16

      Oh look your imagination was right

    • @peachknees6623
      @peachknees6623 5 년 전 +5

      Imma make a Tik Tok to this rEAL QUICK

  • @Lizard2304
    @Lizard2304 5 년 전 +1257

    Producer: how many sarcastic phrases do you want?
    Danny: yes

    • @user-xy9yj5ls3z
      @user-xy9yj5ls3z 5 년 전 +20

      This joke is so overused

    • @rubyjt5754
      @rubyjt5754 5 년 전 +2

      why am I here? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rubyjt5754
      @rubyjt5754 5 년 전 +9

      Beast bro 123 it’s ok that you have to beat down someone’s joke to be funny. Pray to god in end game you’re one of the ppl that turn to dust. no hate tho 😑😂💀

    • @miguellopez8505
      @miguellopez8505 5 년 전 +3

      Yes isnt a number smh

    • @trly429
      @trly429 5 년 전 +8

      @@rubyjt5754 So, you basically said that you hope that he will die, but then say "no hate tho"?
      I'm getting very mixed messages.

  • @Tayxox
    @Tayxox 년 전 +5

    3 years on and I still can’t stop laughing when he kicks the wall near the end 😭

  • @oskarshima
    @oskarshima 10 개월 전 +5

    I’m just figuring out that after the part “my bones are so fragile” he said “and my mom is so pissed at me”…ive been thinking he’s been saying “and so is my masculinity” 😭

  • @racheltang5938
    @racheltang5938 5 년 전 +3409

    This motivates me to sleep five minutes after my bedtime.
    Fight me mom.
    Edit: dam a lot of you guys sleep past your bedtime. I think I need to tell the police. The FBI is watching you now.

  • @dayt6623
    @dayt6623 4 년 전 +14228

    Sometimes I forget that Danny is married because he just looks so young.

  • @ahmedtubegamingvlogs5412

    Bruh I feel like the further in you go into this song the more Danny goes from an absolute bad boy to an 8 year old at most

  • @Batsnang
    @Batsnang 년 전 +5

    why is this unironically stuck in my head all the fuckin time😅

  • @declanjames1294
    @declanjames1294 5 년 전 +3277

    0:47 “I’ll use karate if you’re being rude
    hi-yah”
    Me: notifications on

  • @bheeilzat
    @bheeilzat 3 년 전 +1061

    “My bones are so fragile”
    Guys, my bones are getting squishy over here

  • @dioovaheaven6979
    @dioovaheaven6979 7 개월 전 +3

    When u sing Danny's lyrics without actually singing it. u can feel the greg coming inside of you

  • @punkyjewster2350
    @punkyjewster2350 2 년 전 +3

    “I am bad at getting mad, don’t even know how that’s possible” is a _deep_ fucking backhand that shit’s beautiful

  • @ckeane4660
    @ckeane4660 5 년 전 +1267

    Costume department: how much black do you want?
    Danny: *yes*

  • @nooneinparticular469
    @nooneinparticular469 4 년 전 +9117

    Can we just take a second to think of all the people who had to drive past a full grown man standing in an empty parking lot and flipping off a gallon of milk?

  • @HyperInkling
    @HyperInkling 2 년 전 +6

    Top 10 Reasons I am a Bad Boy:

  • @valentinaalvarez3943
    @valentinaalvarez3943 2 년 전 +7

    "I don´t fuck with milk, got that calcium deficiency" That part broke me. Love your videos, dude they make my day.

  • @valentinaradevic7632
    @valentinaradevic7632 3 년 전 +16178

    The fact that his wife records most od these makes it even funnier

  • @PIZAA133
    @PIZAA133 5 년 전 +1703

    he’s bad
    he’s rad
    but most of all...
    he’s glad
    bad boy’s happiness matters most

  • @jaden.gilbert1
    @jaden.gilbert1 5 개월 전 +4

    4 years later this song still SLAPS

  • @reneechandler3447
    @reneechandler3447 8 개월 전 +3

    The fact that i listen to this unironicly

  • @kx4669
    @kx4669 5 년 전 +478

    *PLOT TWIST* Danny is secretly Blondie from Troom-Troom

  • @itsliamOCE
    @itsliamOCE 5 년 전 +359

    "I don't fuck with milk, got that calcium deficiency"
    Thank you Danny, very cool!

  • @davidtapley2932
    @davidtapley2932 8 개월 전 +3

    I'm the real bad guy. I'm bad at video games, I'm bad at building, I'm bad at cooking, I'm bad at eating, I'm bad at having a dad, and I'm bad at coding. That's the requirements for being a bad guy.

  • @goofiestgoobster
    @goofiestgoobster 10 개월 전 +6

    danny’s bones were getting squishy because of that damn skateboard

  • @laraibaziz1978
    @laraibaziz1978 4 년 전 +2151

    danny be turning into ariana grande with all those “yuhs”

    • @pinkrosesx6457
      @pinkrosesx6457 4 년 전 +4

      honestly lmfao

    • @esaissilly
      @esaissilly 4 년 전

      😒

    • @LittleApple256
      @LittleApple256 4 년 전 +9

      Identity theft is not a joke, Danny!
      You should know it Dwight or should I call you Meredith? -_-

    • @Cat-sl6bo
      @Cat-sl6bo 4 년 전

      I guess those subliminals really do work

  • @reaganlarrabee1719
    @reaganlarrabee1719 4 년 전 +685

    My kindergarten crush explaining why I should "date" him lmao

    • @zypper7213
      @zypper7213 4 년 전 +43

      Your kindergarten crush was bad at not smoking crack? dope.

    • @emmaosullivan2824
      @emmaosullivan2824 4 년 전 +6

      He literally said please come change my diaper

    • @hadsishere4918
      @hadsishere4918 4 년 전 +1

      Lol now that you said this I rewatched the video and I laughed my head off 😂 thanks.

    • @yaphace
      @yaphace 4 년 전

      "MY TOYS"

  • @guybrush1701
    @guybrush1701 년 전 +2

    "Fuck the dentist, he's a scary dude." I'm dead! 🤣

  • @paperbaggy2622
    @paperbaggy2622 년 전 +6

    shoutout people who arent greg and dont know the context behind this song 💀💀💀

  • @yesyes7896
    @yesyes7896 5 년 전 +638

    danny: i’m a bad boy
    12 year old girls: 🥺

    • @xxzeokixx939
      @xxzeokixx939 5 년 전 +30

      bruv im a 12 year old girl, square the fuck up

    • @user-xq9mc6fc3k
      @user-xq9mc6fc3k 5 년 전 +17

      I am 12 and I am offended
      Jk

    • @adorbvsp8143
      @adorbvsp8143 5 년 전 +22

      12 year old girls = a box? ;~;

    • @yesyes7896
      @yesyes7896 5 년 전 +3

      it’s just the trendy memes these days idk LOL I didn’t think my comment would blow up

    • @sealplush
      @sealplush 5 년 전 +10

      this is a joke and everyone’s so mad how is everyone so bad at understanding jokes?

  • @notreallysure4575
    @notreallysure4575 4 년 전 +613

    "Im bad to the bone metaphorically and physically" is my favourite lyric ever

  • @sydmoong
    @sydmoong 2 개월 전 +2

    the rhyme of "diaper" and "sniper" goes absolutely crazy

  • @wizardgothic3533
    @wizardgothic3533 2 년 전 +3

    The calcium deficiency line is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

  • @user-pp8nz1tb1m
    @user-pp8nz1tb1m 5 년 전 +849

    2:23 imagine just casually driving then seeing a fully grown man flipping off a jug of milk 😂 I swear Danny is the only KRplusr who can do music that people can actually find entertaining