The TikTok Mom Is A Superhero Now

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  • 게시일 2019. 08. 15.
  • I made a song about this sorry song.link/i/1476885898
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    That's right folks Varli has become the hero that no one wanted, and also no one deserved.
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    WHY DO I CALL MY FANS GREG?
    Greg is the strongest family on the internet, we're the fastest growing channel on KRplus, and we make fire content. So, instead of making up some pun using my name and calling my fans that, I decided to use a different name entirely. A name so strong, haters tremble when it is spoken. WE ARE GREG. AND WE ARE TAKING OVER THE INTERNET. And all you have to do to join is hit subscribe and turn on notifications.
    #dannygonzalez
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  • @Danny-Gonzalez
    @Danny-Gonzalez  4 년 전 +27879

    Ok ok due to popular demand I made a song out of the whole "help let me go" thing here you go song.link/i/1476885898

  • @one_man_community
    @one_man_community 4 년 전 +3021

    "I'm not going to say a single mean thing."
    *doesn't say anything the whole time*

    • @alyssakeane6897
      @alyssakeane6897 4 년 전 +85

      I mean, I expected to just see zooms in on his face and him opening his mouth to say something, then saying nothing for the rest of the video.
      For some reason I was okay with it though.

    • @malaikahitoshi5614
      @malaikahitoshi5614 4 년 전 +16

      That's what I thought was going to happen 🤣

    • @tso_438
      @tso_438 4 년 전 +5

      I thought that was gonna happen lol 😂 😹🤣

    • @one_man_community
      @one_man_community 4 년 전 +3

      @@malaikahitoshi5614 I wanted it to happen

    • @doc874
      @doc874 3 년 전

      "I have no idea what is going on"

  • @ErenYeager-qu3wi
    @ErenYeager-qu3wi 4 년 전 +3100

    Me:I Want a black widow movie
    Mom:we have that home
    Black widow movie at home:

  • @wieldylattice3015
    @wieldylattice3015 년 전 +2635

    “Don’t fear, Varli is here,”
    This is not a catchphrase, this is a threat. Here is written a handy guide on how to survive a Varli (SCP-6516) encounter.
    *DISCLAIMER*
    This is a survival guide, not a documentation of SCP-6516. As such, it does not use standardized formatting, and does not include most scientific data from research. A full scientific documentation is in development. An exact date cannot be provided at this time, but is expected by 27/7/2023
    1- if you see a woman meeting Varli’s description, please leave the area at a normal pace. Do not make sudden movements try to act as casual as possible
    2- if you are a minor, do not display any behavior that may be perceived as aggression. Varli will materialize and beat you until you can no longer stand up on your own. If you are experiencing high stress, it is advised to use a fidget toy or stress ball to calm yourself, or crush a tin can or plastic bottle in your hand. If you are often experiencing high levels of stress, it is advised to engage in meditative behavior, such as standard meditation, taking a warm shower, brushing your hair, taking naps, taking deep breaths, and covering your face with a warm towel. If these do not work, your doctor may prescribe stress relieving medication. You may be entitled to financial compensation and free martial arts training if you have been a victim of at least three attacks. Financial compensation for a minor experiencing a beating ranges from $700-$2000
    3- do not attempt to fight Varli using firearms. Bullets will cease to exist shortly after exiting the barrel when in close proximity to Varli. It is instead suggested to use high power lasers for ranged combat. If you do not have access to a high power laser, hand to hand and blade combat are still effective, so it is advised to always carry a concealed gravity knife
    4- if you catch Varli following you, get with a group of at least 4, then run. If a group consists of at least 4 people, Varli with hesitate for 30 seconds before chasing. You must use this time wisely. Varli will then run at speeds up to 50 MPH exactly (80.4 KMPH) on four limbs to catch her prey. You must not flee in open terrain once this occurs. You must hide, climb, or utilize environment hazards to flee. So far Varli has not been observed to climb without the use of a ladder.
    5- Varli does a ritual in which she will hypnotize victims with the words “Love more, hate less,”. If you hear these words being chanted, use headphones, hearing protection, or your hands to block out the sound and leave the area immediately. It is not known what happens to those who are fully hypnotized. If you see someone being hypnotized, shout as loudly as possible “PLEASE STOP!”. Then run. Do not check to see if it worked. If you try to save them you’ll both die
    6- Varli’s followers (SCP-6516-01) are suspected to be victims of hypnosis. They act as shells of their former selves. They will chant “Love more, hate less,” when Varli is near. You can use this as a warning. If you hear a random person chanting this, write down the street and leave. Do not report the incident to the police until you are out of earshot of the chanting. Then, contact law enforcement and tell them where the person was chanting. An MTF unit will be dispatched to contain SCP-6516. If a person seems to be deaf or unable to hear, tap on their shoulder four times. This is a signal to follow you out of danger. Abandon them if they do not respond the first time. As far as you or anyone else is concerned, they are already dead. An instance of SCP-6516-01 has been spotted in the reply section. Scroll down at your own risk
    *Addendum 6516-B*
    After observing D-class personal who have viewed SCP-6516 encounters on digital devices, the foundation has concluded that observing Varli digitally cancels out her hypnotic abilities. It is safe to use a mobile device to observe Varli, and it is advisable to do so to become more familiar with SCP-6516's behavior patterns.
    *Addendum 6516-C*
    According to videos circulating social media, SCP-6516 may shout the phrase "yeehaw" before either attacking or attempting hypnosis. If you hear someone shout yeehaw, prepare to either free or defend yourself.
    *Addendum 6516-D*
    In response to concerned family members asking what happens to hypnotized victims/followers of Varli, the foundation is publicly stating that as many instances of SCP-6516-01 are being taken alive as possible and taken to site *[REDACTED]* for psychological treatment. A full list of recovering 6516-01 cannot be provided at this time due to the following reasons:
    -During a containment breach in site *[REDACTED]* SCP-049 carried an instance of SCP-4940 into a server room, unaware of the effects. SCP-049 was not harmed, but all electronic components of the servers were melted beyond recognition.
    The foundation will attempt to provide a list as soon as the servers and SCP Foundation services are available once more.
    In the meantime, if you know the location of any instances of 6516-01, do not inform the GOC (Global Occult Coalition) They will not take your family members alive.

  • @Y_r_u491
    @Y_r_u491 년 전 +927

    Varli seems to have a hero complex and obsessing over being more powerful than others and saving people whenever she can

    • @blythetaylor4063
      @blythetaylor4063 년 전 +50

      I think it’s imitating a style of video that I’ve seen from India where usually a guy saves people in weird made up scenarios, but yeah

    • @JonasC22
      @JonasC22 년 전 +41

      Varli is basically Bollywood without a budget

    • @liverooze0504
      @liverooze0504 20 일 전

      And has a thing for being morally better than others

  • @ConnorDWolves
    @ConnorDWolves 4 년 전 +6260

    that "help, let me, go!" is just begging to be remixed

  • @usedtobeacringename5349
    @usedtobeacringename5349 4 년 전 +2803

    She gave the vibe of those people thats like "I'm a nice and a good person so anyone that don't agree with me are bad". That to me, is the worst kind of ego

    • @awooga177
      @awooga177 4 년 전 +24

      Lee Jiyoung you said it fr

    • @theystolemyteethpleasehelp3528
      @theystolemyteethpleasehelp3528 4 년 전 +14

      Sounds like a Mary Sue

    • @aleksandarstojilkovic1174
      @aleksandarstojilkovic1174 4 년 전

      Exactly

    • @zariamonet7782
      @zariamonet7782 4 년 전 +20

      @Emmawat What yeah but that doesn't mean she's suddenly an angel and a savior. If you constantly have to remind everyone that you are "such a good person", you are just fake.

    • @zariamonet7782
      @zariamonet7782 4 년 전 +14

      Emmawat What I get what you’re trying to say but you _do_ know these videos are just for laughs, right? These aren’t meant to send hate on her. Plus she can’t expect everyone to have positive reviews on her content, there has to be some criticism that comes along.(not saying this video is, but others that are serious)

  • @Deleteds_petfish
    @Deleteds_petfish 년 전 +666

    Varli: "Blowing out someone else's candle candle doesn't make yours shine any brighter"
    Also Varli: Proceeds to beat up a room of middle schoolers

    • @xgrimey
      @xgrimey 8 개월 전

      you don't beat up middle schoolers?

  • @steinthor
    @steinthor 2 년 전 +654

    We punch with one hand because we shift our weight to put maximum force into one punch, which doesn't allow us to use our opposite arm to maximize rotational force on our spinal axis. Although, I would absolutely watch boxing matches where all punches thrown must be with both hands at the same time. That'd be some content right there.

    • @majikss
      @majikss 2 년 전 +4

      He was joking dude

    • @KaijuPunch
      @KaijuPunch 2 년 전 +33

      @@majikss yes they know

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 2 년 전 +5

      Daaaaamn,,,
      What about Superman?
      Oh wait-
      Nvm

    • @dyamondX
      @dyamondX 년 전 +1

      That's some chonky business right there

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 9 개월 전 +2

      TYSM I was wondering

  • @Chiprat
    @Chiprat 3 년 전 +4147

    Girl: im so depressed. My boyfriend left me
    Varli: *YEE HAW*

  • @jadeesquivel6390
    @jadeesquivel6390 4 년 전 +2164

    The little girl screaming help and let me go was her breaking out of character

  • @greenboatyt5566
    @greenboatyt5566 2 년 전 +507

    Danny: we should add dolphin man.
    Varlie: “says nothing”
    Danny: fine I’ll do it myself. “Makes song”

  • @MikeCincoCapas
    @MikeCincoCapas 2 년 전 +95

    11:55 "She beats the sh!t out of them like they're a bunch of 11 year-old girls"
    amazing delivery!

  • @previouslytrash
    @previouslytrash 4 년 전 +7043

    Danny:
    The letters in the background: GRE G

  • @themediocregatsby2034
    @themediocregatsby2034 4 년 전 +5098

    Love more! Hate less! *Continues to beat up a child*

    • @atla_waterbender8895
      @atla_waterbender8895 4 년 전 +16

      😬😬😬😬

    • @ImGonebabyyyy
      @ImGonebabyyyy 4 년 전 +25

      XD common sense is very dead here

    • @cheems1358
      @cheems1358 4 년 전 +7

      For some reason I just wanted to say I was the one thousandth like

    • @gorillaman8534
      @gorillaman8534 4 년 전 +26

      The Mediocre Gatsby exactly
      Kid: can I have a star berry
      Another kid : no
      Kid : (takes one )
      Varely : yeehaw (snatches kid and adds her to collection

    • @sofiaoviedo2632
      @sofiaoviedo2632 4 년 전 +2

      Lol

  • @tryingartist42
    @tryingartist42 년 전 +172

    Update: just checked her tik tok and a lot of her videos are about her murdering people?? Girl really said “You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain”
    Edit: Danny already made a follow up about this 🧎‍♀️

  • @inesd5095
    @inesd5095 2 년 전 +487

    “love more hate less” and then she proceeds to be extremely homophobic

  • @cking4869
    @cking4869 4 년 전 +3027

    Varli: Don’t be mean
    Danny: Sarcasm unlocked

  • @oliviasheridan2162
    @oliviasheridan2162 4 년 전 +6164

    i love that he doesn't know that he's the reason her TikTok blew up.

  • @_dr34m5
    @_dr34m5 년 전 +120

    Varli: I could be like you Danny, but I won't stoop down that far
    Danny: Aight let's keep going farther

  • @Xrex_V
    @Xrex_V 2 년 전 +167

    **LOVE MORE HATE LESS**
    Kid name more: **Suddenly Happy**
    Kid name less: **Inaudible Crying**

  • @chriscraig6353
    @chriscraig6353 4 년 전 +2470

    Varli:Love more hate less
    Also varli: * beats up 13 year old girl *
    Guess Violence is never always the answer

  • @gymnasticsedits_7789
    @gymnasticsedits_7789 4 년 전 +14475

    varli: violence is not the answer 🙏
    also varli: beats up everyone in the room

    • @c1oqe
      @c1oqe 4 년 전 +198

      GymnasticsEdits_7 ye but she got a nice killstreak from it

    • @tuxasmr1551
      @tuxasmr1551 4 년 전 +40

      True, only if it’s for a good reason. Of course if a kid was going to get murdered or raped or abused anything like that, of course she is going to beat them up. Jesus.

    • @Crazyapple16
      @Crazyapple16 4 년 전 +55

      I think she might have had some kind of trauma in her life which made an obsesion of being a superhero.
      She seems pretty pathetic and face, just to be in the spotlight, "adored by others for her brave selfless actions" and the worst of all-all being on tic toc to apeal to young, disorted children.

    • @sofiaoviedo2632
      @sofiaoviedo2632 4 년 전 +2

      Ikr

    • @merica528
      @merica528 4 년 전 +2

      GymnasticsEdits_7 omg soo true

  • @Catherine-wn8dh
    @Catherine-wn8dh 2 년 전 +62

    He's talking about the help let me go line and you can see the wheels turning in his head. It's so cool to see the origins of the greatest song ever.

  • @nice-guy-studios561
    @nice-guy-studios561 2 년 전 +59

    I feel like Varli is that one “you don’t wanna see my dark side” kid in middle school

  • @joem3
    @joem3 4 년 전 +2418

    It's always
    What's up Greg,
    But it's never how are you Greg...

  • @goldfishaddict4841
    @goldfishaddict4841 4 년 전 +2642

    "If Tony stark was in this situation he would be... well he would be a corpse on the floor"
    too soon danny

  • @brianneh1547
    @brianneh1547 2 년 전 +47

    Varli: “Love more, hate less!”
    Also Varli: *beats 12-year-old children unconscious in all her tiktok’s*

  • @dat_boyboi
    @dat_boyboi 년 전 +37

    i guess people do say
    *you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain*
    or something

  • @ollie7104
    @ollie7104 4 년 전 +4928

    "If Tony Stark were here, he'd be a Corpse on the floor"
    *_DANNY TOO SOON-_*

  • @irl_nagito_komaeda13
    @irl_nagito_komaeda13 4 년 전 +2732

    i LOST it when the synchronized punching started

  • @tarraaa1468
    @tarraaa1468 년 전 +39

    I love the fact that if u look up who’s the fastest growing army on the internet which u shouldn’t Danny will pop up

  • @Azuresky2
    @Azuresky2 년 전 +23

    5:25 he rlly didnt like that message

  • @lilygarlich9465
    @lilygarlich9465 4 년 전 +1508

    "If Tony Stark were here...he'd be a corpse on the floor...." *ouch* danny *ouch*

  • @lvbboi9
    @lvbboi9 3 년 전 +4329

    The dude yelling "STOP, PLEASE STOP" isn't getting enough recognition in these comments.

    • @isaacdagreat7876
      @isaacdagreat7876 3 년 전 +73

      Neither are you. Lol

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 3 년 전 +159

      @@isaacdagreat7876 aw thx bro no homo

    • @liahamilton8931
      @liahamilton8931 3 년 전 +120

      @@lvbboi9 no homo? Tha’s kinda gay, lad

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 3 년 전 +36

      @@liahamilton8931 No homo?
      Yes, but what's gay about being happy for support?

    • @liahamilton8931
      @liahamilton8931 3 년 전 +31

      @@lvbboi9 I was just joking

  • @charusawantyt
    @charusawantyt 2 년 전 +89

    One of my friends, who found out about Varali through reels, found her very cringey. So I showed her Help let me go and she found that "equally cringey" apparently, now I'm reconsidering my friends.

    • @vinylcreeks
      @vinylcreeks 2 년 전 +9

      That song was nice tho
      Tell that to your friend😥
      Please?

    • @pastjdzz
      @pastjdzz 2 년 전 +10

      Your reconsidering your friend cuz hes telling the truth

    • @ultimxtemiracxler
      @ultimxtemiracxler 2 년 전 +2

      Your friend wasn't wrong tbh

  • @genavievecraanen4384

    Okay, the subtle “tony stark is dead” joke really got me. I laughed so hard😂😂

  • @run0_lol
    @run0_lol 4 년 전 +2818

    I showed a couple videos to my cousin and he said:
    “ *Holy Shit that's my dentist* “

  • @cannedapplejuice
    @cannedapplejuice 4 년 전 +1324

    "If Tony Stark was in this situation... well he would be a corpse on the floor"
    *sad screech*

  • @vinylcreeks
    @vinylcreeks 2 년 전 +20

    8:16
    He looks sooo much like a bollywood villain/fictional bombay gangster i almost expected him to speak in marathi

  • @xgrimey
    @xgrimey 8 개월 전 +5

    her "love more hate less" videos sounds like she is trying to create sleeper agents

  • @nomanmohammed8267
    @nomanmohammed8267 4 년 전 +3865

    Varley is that one mom who wanted to be in Bollywood but never got in

  • @YoYo-kj3ij
    @YoYo-kj3ij 4 년 전 +4555

    This varli chick blocked me for writing something “ofFeNSiVe” on her tik tok.. lmao all I wrote was “time to fear varli is here”

    • @lemoncholy3264
      @lemoncholy3264 4 년 전 +169

      Yo Yo that is offensive 🙄 I’m not sure why you’re questioning why you were blocked.

    • @thischannelisdead7461
      @thischannelisdead7461 4 년 전 +552

      Truly Broken it’s offensive if you’re like three lmao

    • @somesunnyday9011
      @somesunnyday9011 4 년 전 +314

      Truly Broken it’s not really offensive, it’s just a joke

    • @ka5hii
      @ka5hii 4 년 전 +263

      @@lemoncholy3264 yeah that's nowhere near offensive you gotta have no sense of humor to find this offensive

    • @lrose1310
      @lrose1310 4 년 전 +121

      @@ka5hii pssst they're kidding. Its sarcasm.

  • @friedchicken9159
    @friedchicken9159 년 전 +14

    Im watching this after Help Let Me Go came out and this explains the entire thing.

  • @aleahbox2925
    @aleahbox2925 2 년 전 +11

    “She just kinda goes. kaCHOW” I’m sorry but that was hilarious

  • @pufferfish5065
    @pufferfish5065 4 년 전 +2006

    *help, let. Me. Go*
    *help, let. Me. Go*
    *help, let. Me. Go*
    Someone gotta make a song out of that.

    • @katiedorsch2243
      @katiedorsch2243 4 년 전 +40

      Kawaii snow pup *someone* ->> *danny*

    • @raz1338
      @raz1338 4 년 전 +37

      Kawaii snow pup
      *no no no its:*
      *_help,let me.go_*

    • @raz1338
      @raz1338 4 년 전 +4

      Kawaii snow pup i thought danny was gonna make a song about it

    • @crazytornadoe7039
      @crazytornadoe7039 4 년 전 +1

      ON IT

    • @maryooowoahh
      @maryooowoahh 4 년 전 +3

      that's what i'm sayin its frickin BARS

  • @malcolmcormier6098
    @malcolmcormier6098 4 년 전 +3748

    The “G” in Greg keeps moving further away, we are now Gre G.

  • @jojomakesstuff4979
    @jojomakesstuff4979 2 년 전 +16

    12:31 aka anime timing

  • @aureum-ignis
    @aureum-ignis 년 전 +18

    Idk if you ever check the comments on old videos Danny but I just wanna let you know your video made my stressful day of dealing with college troubles coupled with a depressive episode so much easier to deal with, so thank you so much.

    • @balls_gaming
      @balls_gaming 7 개월 전 +2

      I know it's been a year, and you don't know me and I don't know you, but I just wanna check in on you, have things gotten better? I hope so

    • @aureum-ignis
      @aureum-ignis 7 개월 전 +1

      @@balls_gaming Things have! Thank you for asking :)

    • @balls_gaming
      @balls_gaming 7 개월 전

      no problem! I'm glad thing's have gotten better@@aureum-ignis

  • @cr0wz_
    @cr0wz_ 4 년 전 +2135

    You are witnessing a kidnapping.
    1: stare for a bit
    2: *D I V O R C E*

  • @ParaBros
    @ParaBros 4 년 전 +2324

    “If Tony Stark were in this situation...well he’d be a corpse on the floor”
    too soon Danny...too soon

    • @ParaBros
      @ParaBros 4 년 전 +39

      Sonya Bush he should’ve held a moment of silence 😂

    • @veronikab6980
      @veronikab6980 4 년 전 +9

      @@ParaBros your channel is funny

    • @ParaBros
      @ParaBros 4 년 전 +6

      Veronika B thank you!🙌

    • @rickrolled3528
      @rickrolled3528 4 년 전 +2

      🤣😂😂😂

    • @baconaterlover5399
      @baconaterlover5399 4 년 전 +3

      Idk man the movies been out for a few months and if you haven’t seen it yet surely you’re not interested in if it’s spoiled

  • @idkwhatimdoing9516
    @idkwhatimdoing9516 2 년 전 +27

    I like to imagine the "teacher" in the 1st skit wasn't an actor. Just a random stranger.

  • @trisha404_
    @trisha404_ 2 년 전 +28

    The dhishkyaun dhishkyaun was like one of the most Indian things I’ve seen 😂

  • @maizky_
    @maizky_ 4 년 전 +785

    “Blowing out someone else’s candle” sounds like you’re about to murder them.

  • @skyhockey2574
    @skyhockey2574 4 년 전 +6178

    *Black Widow dies*
    “Don’t fear, Varli is here”

  • @Walleyedwosaik
    @Walleyedwosaik 년 전 +5

    I was shocked when the fight scene was actually pretty good

  • @HoneyBeeO126
    @HoneyBeeO126 년 전 +8

    I love how in Varli’s response to Danny she says “I also wish to be famous like you.” When I hear that I think of her implying that both her and Danny want to be famous… as if Danny isn’t already famous .___.

  • @max-nw2zf
    @max-nw2zf 4 년 전 +2748

    "if Tony Stark was in this situation- well.. he would be a corpse on the floor"
    *_d a n n y n o_*

    • @waluigi7331
      @waluigi7331 4 년 전 +37

      Endgame spoilers lol

    • @grunch346
      @grunch346 4 년 전 +71

      Sprite
      Endgame came out about 11 months ago and you’re *still* complaining about spoilers?

    • @waluigi7331
      @waluigi7331 4 년 전 +12

      @@grunch346 I haven't watched it yet tho-

    • @grunch346
      @grunch346 4 년 전 +48

      Sprite
      Well, that’s a you problem. Anyone is free to talk about endgame by now.

    • @waluigi7331
      @waluigi7331 4 년 전 +14

      @@grunch346 eat your cereal

  • @tylerstraka4481
    @tylerstraka4481 4 년 전 +12207

    I love how Danny got called out but literally doesn’t give a shit lol.

    • @ShaghikG
      @ShaghikG 4 년 전 +101

      where did he get called out

    • @shmeepness1700
      @shmeepness1700 4 년 전 +520

      He also collabed with paul zimmer and all the other fuckboys of music.ly and still roasted them

    • @tylerstraka4481
      @tylerstraka4481 4 년 전 +62

      Crystalline Aqua honestly lets be real almost all tic toc and musically people are duck boys?!

    • @whoknows505
      @whoknows505 4 년 전 +33

      The thumbnail in his video has her picture from her video

    • @tylerstraka4481
      @tylerstraka4481 4 년 전 +11

      gwyn oke honestly it really doesn’t it’s just something I wanted to put out there lol

  • @shannencj2282
    @shannencj2282 2 년 전 +10

    "love more hate less"
    *hits kids

  • @BoogerFart956
    @BoogerFart956 2 년 전 +6

    He handles hate perfectly, by either criticizing the criticism, or just not really caring and making a joke about it.

  • @bubblesblue282
    @bubblesblue282 4 년 전 +1156

    Imagine being beat up by a whole synchronized swimming team

  • @kamichux
    @kamichux 4 년 전 +7875

    other youtubers: *has drama with famous people*
    danny: *has drama with an indian tik-toker mom and a life hack channel*

  • @Agames-kk9dk
    @Agames-kk9dk 년 전 +6

    Varli doesn't think she's the main character, she knows she's the main character.

  • @jeffryejeffrye
    @jeffryejeffrye 년 전 +19

    Unless you steal someone’s candle and use it to revive another candle. That’s ethical. At least that’s what they taught us in the cult.

  • @sarahj9378
    @sarahj9378 4 년 전 +3246

    He totally moved the last G in Greg on purpose. It was not always that spaced out. Didn't think we would notice, huh Danny??

  • @emilyross3412
    @emilyross3412 4 년 전 +17659

    at this point there's no difference between danny being serious and being sarcastic.

    • @leonvincent5976
      @leonvincent5976 4 년 전 +406

      Emily Ross when he said definitely don’t harass her in her account, I couldn’t tell whether he actually didn’t want us to harass her or he wanted us to fill her account with hate

    • @McBehrer
      @McBehrer 4 년 전 +580

      @@leonvincent5976
      I think it's pretty safe to say that he doesn't want you to do that

    • @nothin1456
      @nothin1456 4 년 전 +16

      @@leonvincent5976 . *lol*

    • @aileen4803
      @aileen4803 4 년 전 +20

      seriously tho

    • @aestheticcactus9611
      @aestheticcactus9611 4 년 전 +29

      I genuinely couldn’t tell

  • @dbanshee276
    @dbanshee276 11 개월 전 +3

    Why was the fight choreography actually pretty good in this? The color scheme and video quality was also nice
    I think the main problem with this is the script because when it comrs to cinematography and choreography shes definitely in the right track

  • @mrblahbah2522
    @mrblahbah2522 년 전 +8

    If varli time traveled a minute in the past that would mean that the guys she just beat up would no longer be beat up

    • @caidalee1994
      @caidalee1994 년 전 +1

      Nah, Varli is simply so powerful that her beatdowns remain throughout all timelines.

  • @theloczek9582
    @theloczek9582 4 년 전 +804

    Bruce lee : you wont defeat me
    Varley: ChOo cHoO ChOo cHoO ChOo cHoO

  • @tessahagedorn8814
    @tessahagedorn8814 4 년 전 +754

    "If Tony Stark was in there... well he would actually be a corpse on the floor"
    *cries in Marvel*

    • @michaelmilam7285
      @michaelmilam7285 4 년 전 +8

      Endgame spoilers!!!

    • @kawaiikali6602
      @kawaiikali6602 4 년 전 +15

      (Sharp inhale) *sobs* TOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNYYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYY

    • @jaden8923
      @jaden8923 4 년 전 +26

      @@michaelmilam7285 the movie came out like 2 or 3 months ago

    • @whokitten
      @whokitten 4 년 전 +3

      @@jaden8923 some ppl still didnt watch it

    • @burnforburn
      @burnforburn 4 년 전 +11

      be ex I’m pretty sure everyone has had it spoiled already, it doesn’t really matter

  • @HDklips
    @HDklips 4 개월 전 +4

    Why was this a notification for me it has been out for 4 years

  • @takibo_here8626
    @takibo_here8626 26 일 전 +2

    "If Tony Stark was in this situation, uhm, be would be- well, he would be a... corpse on the floor-"
    -Danny Gonzalez 9:38

  • @thegorrlia_king7866
    @thegorrlia_king7866 4 년 전 +541

    Regular moms- Not a threat
    *TIKTOK MOMS* - *AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT*

  • @rebeccamcghie7507
    @rebeccamcghie7507 4 년 전 +3452

    I just noticed the weird spaces in the Greg sign on his was wall.
    G RE G

    • @gio1884
      @gio1884 4 년 전 +35

      No Thank you pfffft

    • @Yknow6404
      @Yknow6404 4 년 전 +44

      He hung them up himself lol (you probably knew that)
      Any thank you for feeling me, now I can’t un-see it :3

    • @emmydeer8826
      @emmydeer8826 4 년 전 +21

      God sake that's now making me so annoyed

    • @provolonefatboy5875
      @provolonefatboy5875 4 년 전 +12

      I read that as greeg

    • @addybishop308
      @addybishop308 4 년 전 +7

      $20 says that Danny read about this problem from one of the comments and he got really insecure and obsessed over fixing it.

  • @cbh1582
    @cbh1582 년 전 +3

    "If Tony Stark was here... Well he would be courpes on the floor .... "

  • @mimsy1765
    @mimsy1765 2 년 전 +3

    I love how her super hero suit is like literally a straight up rip off of Black Widow’s suit. The only real difference is that the black widow belt buckle is replaced with a V.

  • @aimisofea7964
    @aimisofea7964 4 년 전 +867

    "if tony stark was in this situation he would be...well he would be a corpse on the floor"
    I GASPED

  • @MidoriJane12
    @MidoriJane12 4 년 전 +9141

    “Where is my husband?? He’s been gone for days!!”
    “Don’t fear, varlis here!”
    “Oh you found my husband!”
    “Karen we got a divorce.”

    • @theunicorn1167
      @theunicorn1167 4 년 전 +226

      I thought for that whole part that Varli just put him in her basement to play hero once his wife gets worried.

    • @BRBonGiediPrime
      @BRBonGiediPrime 4 년 전 +49

      HAHAHA I don't know why but the name Karen is so funny

    • @imitationcrabmeat9901
      @imitationcrabmeat9901 4 년 전 +39

      We’ve acquired a divorce

    • @plavita803
      @plavita803 4 년 전 +62

      Karen you even took the kids WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT FROM ME

    • @damianosplay9457
      @damianosplay9457 4 년 전 +21

      @@plavita803 talk to the manager

  • @mcervantes362
    @mcervantes362 11 개월 전 +4

    I've been on bed rest for medical reasons and your uploads have really brightened an otherwise brting and painful life (for now). Thanks!

  • @variantvstva1494
    @variantvstva1494 2 년 전

    The enthusiasm of those people in the love more hate less videos were just wow the passion the sincerity it warms my heart🥰🤩😍

  • @meredithswaim1164
    @meredithswaim1164 4 년 전 +3728

    No one:
    Varli: (punching the air) 😡CHAAAAH 🤜 CHAAAH 🤜CHAAAH 🤜

  • @linnarpewbes6594
    @linnarpewbes6594 4 년 전 +9303

    if the tour is called "we are two different people" but there are three of you, does that mean two of you are the same person?

  • @spamtongspamton9900
    @spamtongspamton9900 2 년 전 +7

    “Don’t fear, Varley is here”
    but you just died

  • @A_Yellow_Smile
    @A_Yellow_Smile 10 개월 전 +4

    I like how Danny’s eyes perfectly match his shirt

  • @aaronp2283
    @aaronp2283 3 년 전 +2351

    “Yummylicous” Top 10 words said before tragedy

  • @sleepyqueer
    @sleepyqueer 4 년 전 +5865

    i need danny to play the main villain of the varli movies

  • @_Yaboyjon
    @_Yaboyjon 9 개월 전 +3

    DUDE I searched who is the fastest growing army on youtube and it is actually danny.

  • @bree3241
    @bree3241 2 년 전 +12

    6:37 when he said “me” he showed drew ????

  • @dinahissour7842
    @dinahissour7842 4 년 전 +797

    Varli: “LoVe MoRe HaTe LeSs!”
    Also Varli: *releases a tik tok making fun of people who harm themselves*

    • @laurenlevy9378
      @laurenlevy9378 4 년 전 +41

      Dinah Is Sour oh my god did she actually?

    • @ninjayajnin
      @ninjayajnin 4 년 전 +43

      im sorry w h a t

    • @AngelicAvian
      @AngelicAvian 4 년 전 +35

      Did she actually? God I hate people like that.

    • @kataklysmus7460
      @kataklysmus7460 4 년 전 +63

      @@laurenlevy9378 well she said it was for spreading awareness but at the very least it was very badly done, she pretended to cut herself which was just... not it
      krplus.net/bidio/YZydn5t9o32zZpw that's the link if you want to see for yourself
      Also her response to people complaining was just terrible, she talked about them "not having brains or having little brains", reading her captions untill their "brainies" register etc

    • @rosettaparkette5893
      @rosettaparkette5893 4 년 전 +54

      I remember someone called her out on it and she kept saying “stop making fun of my brown skin” and no one mentioned her skin color

  • @Maxwellish
    @Maxwellish 4 년 전 +1142

    when she said “CHA CHA CHA CHA CHAAA”
    I really felt that 👊😔✋

  • @dumberdoodles7628
    @dumberdoodles7628 2 년 전 +6

    *LET'S GO GIRLS!!!*
    *One, And Two!*
    *And One, And Two!*

  • @Sharkwithlegs69
    @Sharkwithlegs69 2 년 전 +2

    “I don’t want to be here, I left on purpose” when he said that I was LAUGHING SO HARD OMG 🤣🤣🤣

  • @charlotteschone3700
    @charlotteschone3700 4 년 전 +10289

    Like I genuinely can’t express how uncomfortable this woman makes me feel

    • @Laura_qn
      @Laura_qn 4 년 전 +50

      Charlotte Schone me too😥

    • @Kyuwoh
      @Kyuwoh 4 년 전 +35

      ALOT

    • @MHaapalaho
      @MHaapalaho 4 년 전 +279

      Mhmm.. She is annoying and scary at the same time

    • @djentlover
      @djentlover 4 년 전 +153

      Talk about a hero complex

    • @TheLux008
      @TheLux008 4 년 전 +101

      Honestly I don't see why everyone is so worked up about this. Can you imagine how much worse and more cringe she could've made those videos? But she decided for a cheesy goofy approach. I don't mind it at all. This seems like another case of internet culture hating on something just for the hell of it.

  • @haileyb6220
    @haileyb6220 4 년 전 +840

    “well he would be a corpse on the floor”
    I’m sorry sir you didn’t *have to* throw me into an emotional wreck

  • @greg3206
    @greg3206 2 년 전 +12

    "She knows how to say those words." -Danny 2020

  • @DENNISMFMENNIS
    @DENNISMFMENNIS 2 년 전 +5

    "I believe in raising others (just to slam them down on my knee, breaking their back Bane-style for stealing a yummylicious treat. She was 11.)" - Varli

  • @KatNWolfCosplay
    @KatNWolfCosplay 4 년 전 +2452

    She also preaches not being silenced and she’s literally turned off her comments, duets, and reactions on tiktok so we can’t critique her and point out the weird confusing plot holes in her 15 second videos

    • @thomaswiltherford9265
      @thomaswiltherford9265 4 년 전 +62

      It just makes sense if you think about it. If it doesn't, think about it more. If it still doesn't, think about how you can't think of it. Then it will make sense. Then you shall understand our Savior Varli.

    • @aurorasparks1985
      @aurorasparks1985 4 년 전 +100

      She also put down alcoholics by saying they’re all self centered and guilt tripped people who self harm by saying they’re hurting the people around them. Both videos were taken down but I think her response video is still up (she didn’t apologize she was just dismissive).

    • @KatNWolfCosplay
      @KatNWolfCosplay 4 년 전 +24

      Aurora Sparks yep I remember that, she had her duet enabled until those self harm and alcoholic/substance abuse videos

    • @consueloramirez5803
      @consueloramirez5803 4 년 전 +40

      back when she still had her comments on i wrote that two tiktoks she posted back to back contradicted themselves and she blocked me. the first video she was encouraging people to send her hate comments because they motivate her and in the second video she was telling people to stop sending hate because it’s means

    • @AJ29389
      @AJ29389 4 년 전 +7

      @@consueloramirez5803 oof

  • @wasacarpenter
    @wasacarpenter 4 년 전 +1698

    Someone throw a beat on the “help, let me go” line

  • @abandonedmuse
    @abandonedmuse 2 년 전 +1

    It's so amazing understanding the beginning of the song dolphin man.