Candy Ken (WARNING: Flashing Colors

PLEASE READ: There's a section that contains some pretty intense flashing colors from 1:12-1:25. If you have photosensitive epilepsy please skip this section (don't worry you're not missing much it's just a bad music video about being a VSCO girl). Thanks to those that brought this to my attention and super sorry for not noticing this earlier.

Something about this makes me feel deeply uncomfortable. Maybe it's the girlfriends horrendously grating voice, maybe it's the uncomfortably close and chaotic camera angles, maybe it's the adults making brain rotting content aimed at kids, maybe it's a mixture of it all. Seriously feels like I'm watching some niche fetish shit and I hate it.

The combination of all the colors, annoying high-pitched voices, awful camera work, slightly too loud background music and overall lack of plot continuity just exhausted me. I’m gonna have to take a nap now. 😥

knowing that these videos are definitely made for children doesn't make them any less unsettling... it honestly makes it worse

The fact that they actually have a child now, is wild.
Edit: now they have TWO kids.

His girlfriend sounds like she’s doing a REALLY bad Miranda Sings impression

This has to be the worst content you have ever reviewed, this physically hurts. It’s beyond annoying. How are there viewers still somewhat sane

I love how danny always brings up the "hey guys my bones are getting squishy" in his vids from the scales videos🤣💀 IT SENDS ME

Danny may not be prigglenut but he never fails to deliver

His girlfriend sounds like Miranda Sings and the "your actions have consequences" kid combined

his girlfriend sounds like the 'your actions have consequences' sonic kid

I don't think I've ever seen content that is like the distilled essence of sensory overload. If you showed these videos to me as a child I would have cried.

I love how consistently Danny brings up squishy bones as a stock weird thing to say.

She sounds like she’s doing the worst Miranda Sings impression ever

Mom: why don’t you go play with the neighbours kid
Neighbours kid:

Man, I showed my dog this he loved it. He started breakdancing on the floor. Isn’t he so cool

her entire life is just voice cracks, nobody knows her actual voice

The girlfriends sounds like she’s gonna tell me that my actions have consequences

the way the girlfriend speaks and acts like a child makes me *incredibly* uncomfortable. i feel like i wasnt supposed to see this

Therapist: wide Danny isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.
Wide Danny: 10:54

This is one of the hardest videos to watch… yet it’s endlessly entertaining.

His girlfriend looks young and acts young and he calls her baby, and then he has 100 posters of young anime girls in his room. I’m starting to put together the dots and not liking where it’s heading...

she is just straight up ripping off the miranda sings character.

they are my favorite(/least favorite) mysterious figures on the internet. they are actually married and have a kid. baby j is pregnant again but also they do only fans but their content was this colorful mess. i have no idea what their target demographic was/is. i revisit their channel every 2-3 months and they surprise me. they even did a collab with jeremy fragrance, my actual favorite weird internet figure.
edit: i checked their page again, they are now "we live in simulation" podcast content maker.

The amount of cringe i had to physically endure is soul crushing

the way the girl says pregnant reminds me of:
“am i gregnant?”
“can u get pregante?”
“is there a possibility im pregananant?”
“how do you get pergert?”

The girlfriend is doing a bad Miranda Sings impression….

I love it how she’s just like ow ow OOOWWWWW 11:54

All thanks to this video I find myself walking aimlessly around my house saying “ I am preg-an-ant, I am preg-an-ant…”

"So baby have a baby"
*"CAN BABY HAVE A BABY"*
F.B.I: so... should we like..? Shoot?

His girlfriend is like a cross between the "actions have consequences" kid and Miranda sings

I love how Danny just randomly references the squishy bones thing and has been doing it for the last like year or two

No one: what the girl who was screaming about a “stalker” sounds like: me when I lost my voice but I’m yelling at my dog to not jump all over me💀💀💀💀💀

HIS GIRLFRIEND IS TRYING TO DO THE MIRANDA SINGS VOICE!!! It only sounds like marge simpson because she's so bad at it. "Are you kidding me" "I'm freakin pregneennt" "Are you craaazy?" These are all phrases she says all the time, anyone?!?!?

If Candy Ken being a VSCO girl is outdated.. his “gf” doing a bad impression of Miranda Sings is worse.

Best way to watch this video and actually understand what's going on so basically whenever you see Ken just turn your brain off and whenever you see Danny turn your brain back on

This is the best throwback video. Come back to this all the time.

His gf is that one girl in class that thinks talking like Miranda Sings is a personality trait

His girlfriend sounds like she’s about to tell me my actions have consequences

So fun little tidbit: while it may not be necessarily kicking you can feel a fetus moving around 16-20 weeks (4-5 months). Depending on your body and/or the fetus you may not be showing that much or at all by that point. Quickening can be mistaken for like stomach bubbles for lack of a better phrase so it’s easy to not notice when you’ve started quickening

Watching the sections of the video that were candy ken, I feel like a ball in a pin ball machine. Constantly moving, hit back and forth, never time to settle as the whiplash takes me by storm…

I don’t like how his girlfriend looks 12 and also is called “baby” and dresses like a child

So... what did we learn today kids. When a woman has a stomach ache shes pregnant and can feel the baby moving even though shes pregnant for like one month.

12:21 “ThE mOmEnT oF tHe TrUtH”

Every time I come back to this video there’s a new part or joke I haven’t seen yet.
Am I living in a parallel universe

i keep expecting his girlfriend to say “ʷʰᵉⁿ ʷⁱˡˡ ʸᵒᵘ ˡᵉᵃʳⁿ, ʷʰᵉⁿ ʷⁱˡˡ ʸᵒᵘ ˡᵉᵃʳⁿ, ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵃᶜᵗⁱᵒⁿˢ ,,, ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᶜᵒⁿˢᵉqᵘᵉⁿᶜᵉˢ??”

Hearing her voice actually makes my head hurt, like no joke

Candy Ken is basically if white noise and a migraine was a person all with a bitter pinch of KRplus kids cringe at the core of this epileptic nightmare.

They're actually genius, they intended to portrait what a bad acid trip looks like but forgot to tell everyone that was the idea

His girlfriend sounds like somebody trying to do a Miranda Sings impression while having an asthma attack.

her voice is a mix between: marge simpson, miranda sings, the kid from the “when will you learn” video, and lemongrab from adventure time

every greg in the world being happy cause danny said hi to them

"My bones are getting squishy!" What a throwback.

His girlfriend sounds like me at 12 years old trying to do a Miranda Sings impression

sometimes your videos make me laugh so often that i forget to breathe inbetween and then i have to pause your video, gasp for air, and mutter "i ... hate you... danny...." before gettin back into it

Watching this video is like standing on the edge of a cliff and the only thing keeping me from falling into an endless pit of madness and flashing colors and horrible acting is Danny's frequent intersections making fun of it

"Men's size 13 Nikes. Beat that."
"I have Candy Ken as a parent"

Why is the girlfriend trying to speak like Miranda Sings

Can we all agree that the Vsco trend was just a modern version of the hippies from the 60s

My mums AirPods connected to this and came into my room saying “but we didn’t even do it”

i know people say this a lot but this _actually_ hurt to watch. like i had to scroll down to the comments just to get through it

His girlfriend sounds like the “WHEN WILL YOU LEARN, THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?” Kid

this video is very iconic because danny is actually prickywack

The quick reference to my bones are getting squishy at 3:26 is gold

I know this is made for kids but this like actually scares me

His girlfriend sounds like she inhaled hydrogen, ate a squeaky toy, and is a Telletuby.

i think it's also funny how beefed candy ken is, like he's genuinely a really experienced lifter

This is probably one o his best videos! I’m rewatch this all the time

"Drinking and smoking won't affect my baby."
*The baby becomes Candy Ken*

They're like a bunch of Skittles who were transformed into humans by a fairy.
But the fairy is Miranda sings.

I find it so funny how ever sense that one mermaid movie he saw with the kid with “squishy bones” he always talks about it lol.

I gotta say, I have even more respect for you for the warning. Seriously. Thank you. You can't imagine the overwhelming fear that runs through you when you watch your kid start seizing.
Idk if this is the case for all but when my son's about to, you can see his eye start twitching. Because he's 'special needs' someone's always near by during any situation that could possibly be risky in some way
He's literally one of a kind. He shouldn't have lived. He shouldn't be able to remember shit.. even the basic functions of being a human being (Like just breathing) let alone do anything he does now. (Like not only remember his own name but who I am too. Walking. being able to communicate on any level. And even make not very good KRplus videos! (Thankfully he doesn't understand all the cruel comments he gets because it might not be good but he's learning and this is one of very few things his disabilities won't hinder his ability to do so I don't want him to stop trying just because people are cruel)
Anyway, no one has ever had to treat a child like him or seen ailments like his to give us any idea of what might possibly be the future or any risks to avoid So if I see he's about to drop and have a seizure, I run and catch him before he hits the ground because there's a chance if he were to smack his head on the ground like that, It would rupture the fluid pockets in his brain and cause it to collapse onto itself and most likely kill him or leave him a vegetable(Then again he was supposed to be a vegetable from the very beginning so who the fuck knows 🤷🏼‍♀️)

The second hand embarrassment is R E A L

the girlfriend’s voice makes me want to literally jump off a building

*save my planet so much fun!*meanwhile he is stepping on every single krill,plankton,and sandhoppers... PLUS THE THING I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THEM IS THAT THEY CALLED A TORTOISE A SEA TURTLE WHYYY-

When Dan was talking about the “Pregnant Girlfriend” video almost immediately I got an ad for Planned Parenthood💀

“It’s my bally”
“Your Bally?”
“Yeah my Bally”
“What’s wrong with your bally?”

this feels like how an 8 years old think being pregnant is

“Hi there my girlfriend is prikywack” I just couldn’t stop laughing

this is my comfort video

someone said the girl sounded like the "your actions have consequences" kid,and now i can't unhear it

the girlfriend sounds like miranda sings that lost her voice...

the squishy bones reference never gets old!😂

Y'all i looked him up on tiktok and now he's a self proclaimed "sigma male" 💀

Looking at Candy Ken seems like a violation of human rights.

"I'm pregnant"
"I'm peragent"
"I'm pomegranate"
"IM PRICKLE NUT"

also by the way Danny did you notice that candy Ken isn't wearing any pants it's absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂🤣

love how dan cares for his fans

i'm genuinely concerned for anyone within a 21 mile radius of these people.

I don’t think even a brain transplant will remove this from my memory

Let’s appreciate how Danny puts a warning in his titles whenever there is flashing colours

I'm so mad that Danny's impression of the girlfriend is actually *good* 😭

Ken sounds like he is eternally in the middle of a voice crack

The girlfriend sounds like a cross breed of Marge Simpson and Miranda Sings
Edit: yeah sammyclassicsonicfan too lmao

I clicked on this video remembering that I had clicked on it before, wondering why I hadn't watched the whole thing before. Then I watched one and a half minutes into the video and remembered the trauma I experienced due to the LETHAL amounts of cringe that candy ken puts out 😭😭😭😭

It was such a simple process. They just had to know what text techniques the ai was using. Like the ai obviously isn’t going to talk abt the “fair” the only excuse is Kathryn. She’s dryer than the desert, she’s more of an ai then the ChatGPT

It’s like the start of a really bad porn

"It's my baeally"
"Your bawlly?"
"My beaelly"
I see these people learnt to speak from Billion Surprise Toys.

I feel like I'm dying. This is my hallucination as I bleed out on the sidewalk.

i love that this still just doesn't have a title other than his name because yeah