I Googled Myself And Hated What I Found

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  • 게시일 2024. 03. 28.
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    I tried googling myself and boy oh boy you won’t believe what I found. These articles are just too good not to react to. Have fun watching and be safe please!
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  • @veloc.raptor9136
    @veloc.raptor9136 3 년 전 +5847

    "pretty young woman simply identified as Laura"
    From now on this is how I introduce myself to people.

    • @batvaleska
      @batvaleska 3 년 전 +462

      pretty young dinosaur, simply identified as Velo C. Raptor

    • @arukaru2434
      @arukaru2434 3 년 전 +76

      batvaleska I feel like that’s how he/she is going to be introduced on a dinosaur documentary on animal planet

    • @alyssax6013
      @alyssax6013 3 년 전 +56

      I'm an ugly young girl named Marlee

    • @christalcavanaugh
      @christalcavanaugh 3 년 전 +52

      I like that there’s not a comma so she’s pretty young not pretty and young

    • @inkstain3562
      @inkstain3562 3 년 전 +25

      Don't be silly, you're a pretty young dinosaur named Velo C. Raptor

  • @tsukiko2027
    @tsukiko2027 4 년 전 +4348

    "I don't reveal much about myself"
    *Continues to give body measurements*

    • @alysspotato3615
      @alysspotato3615 4 년 전 +33

      Im sorry to have ruined ur awesome number of 69 likes

    • @truelygreg
      @truelygreg 3 년 전 +6

      I feel sorry for you because you only have one reply so I'm going to give you one more

    • @catherineschuyler4532
      @catherineschuyler4532 3 년 전 +3

      I’ll give you one too

    • @cm09888
      @cm09888 3 년 전 +3

      I will as well

    • @liz8986
      @liz8986 3 년 전 +2

      Your 6th reply now

  • @almondcatlady1342
    @almondcatlady1342 3 년 전 +3655

    “There’s a picture and garbage”
    **sad nutcracker noises**

  • @wolfiiu
    @wolfiiu 3 년 전 +1826

    The only things Danny confirmed/denied in this video:
    - he was not born in Illinois, Georgia
    - his net worth is somewhere between $500 and $5 million
    - he did not write dentro de mi
    - his body measurements
    - he does not live in Atlanta, Georgia with his beautiful wife

    • @urrakarodriguez803
      @urrakarodriguez803 2 년 전 +184

      His beautiful wife, Whose government ID says only ‘Laura’

    • @honeybunch29
      @honeybunch29 2 년 전 +144

      he is unmarried tho, its just his wifes name is laura

    • @Ash-cd5sj
      @Ash-cd5sj 년 전 +15

      His first name is Daniel, I forget his middle name but I think it’s James or smth

    • @F0RLORN
      @F0RLORN 년 전 +12

      So, who does he live with in Atlanta?

    • @raine6621
      @raine6621 년 전

      @@F0RLORN the nutcracker

  • @saracarr3382
    @saracarr3382 4 년 전 +7820

    I'm impressed that you went through and debunked all that information and still managed to tell us absolutely nothing about you.

  • @certified_pinapple_cookie6044

    Danny: I didn't know I was a musicain!"
    Also Danny: *wrote 31 songs*

    • @nojustno4209
      @nojustno4209 3 년 전 +262

      *I’m gonna kill Santa Klaus*

    • @SilviaFingerotter
      @SilviaFingerotter 3 년 전 +193

      I don’t think he had started to take the music component of his videos as seriously as he does now when this video came out.

    • @grilledcheese5000
      @grilledcheese5000 3 년 전 +243

      Especially "Dentro de Mi", a fan favorite

    • @LavroseRovender
      @LavroseRovender 3 년 전 +11

      No? Just, no? Yes

    • @grilledcheese5000
      @grilledcheese5000 3 년 전 +2

      @BAntony Wait did you mean to tag me in all three?

  • @moldyfish1007
    @moldyfish1007 3 년 전 +429

    I love how he never corrects any of the assumptions he’s never like “oh actually that’s not true” he just kind of makes fun of it in a funny voice

  • @Gwenwilliams0409
    @Gwenwilliams0409 3 년 전 +457

    imagine your a kid reading harry potter and he is getting ready to fight voldemort and they all trained and you read an entire book and at the end harry got too scared and the book just ended
    the sharer family: interesting...

  • @meganlocker9700
    @meganlocker9700 3 년 전 +1947

    "Gender: male"
    "...yEah, ThaT's tRuE"

  • @canigetajoe1808
    @canigetajoe1808 4 년 전 +4644

    “Danny Gonzalez is amazing and hunky.” who did Danny pay

  • @Welch007
    @Welch007 3 년 전 +534

    THE WAY HE MEASURED HIS ARM 💀💀AAHAHAHA

  • @QahnaarinDovah
    @QahnaarinDovah 3 년 전 +191

    The wrong details are probably cuz they were Drew's instead

  • @pinkpanther6196
    @pinkpanther6196 4 년 전 +1709

    Arms: 14 inches
    Ethnicity: could be anything really

  • @yiuume
    @yiuume 4 년 전 +7644

    I can't BELIEVE he measured his arm lengthwise instead of the thickness LMAO

    • @OnionKnightRises
      @OnionKnightRises 4 년 전 +675

      That'd just be as ridiculously funny though, 14 inch thick arm?!

    • @ona512
      @ona512 4 년 전 +256

      It goes to show that "body measurements" aren't taught on the reg. American School System failed us again!!!!!!!!!!1!!1

    • @existentialcrisis9888
      @existentialcrisis9888 4 년 전 +29

      @Yer Nan what?!! that would look literally insane omg

    • @MaddyIntravia
      @MaddyIntravia 4 년 전 +91

      @@existentialcrisis9888 it's called muscles lol 14 inch arms aren't shit. I'd say your average guy is 15 inches. Danny is quite skinny though lol

    • @phiasolessa415
      @phiasolessa415 4 년 전 +7

      Width

  • @candyforestcosplay8258
    @candyforestcosplay8258 3 년 전 +126

    That open door kind of creeps me out

  • @Jabadamazo
    @Jabadamazo 3 년 전 +247

    14" around the arm, Danny, not the total length XD. Which is an ABSURDLY thick arm.

    • @mayapapaya1915
      @mayapapaya1915 2 년 전 +35

      no wonder they kept calling him hunky, they thought his arms were 14 inches

    • @Jabadamazo
      @Jabadamazo 2 년 전 +1

      @@greengamecubes Insightful, thank you.

    • @lred1383
      @lred1383 2 년 전 +4

      It's not though. Arm measurements are taken around the bicep peak, unflexed. The average is 13.5 inches, so 14 is only a little bigger than a guy like Danny, who's on the skinnier side of average. It's just the normal size for a guy who does light workouts consistently

    • @Jabadamazo
      @Jabadamazo 2 년 전 +2

      @@lred1383 is it really? Huh. I will admit I was just guessing because that seems insanely high.

  • @logana1507
    @logana1507 3 년 전 +3396

    “Illinois, Georgia” you know I actually live in New York, Oregon

    • @carae2945
      @carae2945 3 년 전 +233

      Of course! I live in North Carolina, South Dakota

    • @TUNE-Editor
      @TUNE-Editor 3 년 전 +164

      I live in New Jersey, Texas

    • @lizzyhudson4963
      @lizzyhudson4963 3 년 전 +143

      Yes! I live in Nebraska, Hawaii!!!

    • @yeetusfetus2723
      @yeetusfetus2723 3 년 전 +123

      bro that's wild I live in Alaska, California

    • @zoeyc3855
      @zoeyc3855 3 년 전 +96

      I live in Florida, Conneticut.

  • @d1sasteroid
    @d1sasteroid 5 년 전 +11704

    this is so sad alexa play Dentro De Mi

  • @amaya7466
    @amaya7466 년 전 +64

    I love how he is consistent with not speaking about his personal life. As hes reading he calls out how the information is wrong and jokes but he doesnt correct them and he just denies and leaves it at that.

  • @AppleJackss.
    @AppleJackss. 2 년 전 +87

    Hold up, Danny's networth is more than 2 dollars? Damn, we all just got flexed on.

  • @nataliepeyton7783
    @nataliepeyton7783 3 년 전 +2909

    😂 Danny: “tHeY tHinK mY aRmS aRe tHat SHorT?”
    No Danny, you just don’t know how to measure them

    • @kristine9182
      @kristine9182 3 년 전 +221

      Him measuring his arms thet way was so precious

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 3 년 전 +28

      How tf do you do it then

    • @ale_03
      @ale_03 3 년 전 +157

      @@lvbboi9 its the circumference of the upper arm

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 3 년 전 +51

      @@ale_03oooooooh...
      Thats weird
      The more you know I guess

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 3 년 전 +24

      @@ale_03 Oh. I wasn’t anymore aware than Danny

  • @darrylwhitefeather207
    @darrylwhitefeather207 4 년 전 +4813

    Wait, this isn't the youtube channel of my fav Spanish singer?

  • @diorlemos7882
    @diorlemos7882 2 년 전 +135

    Why isn't anyone talking about the creepy-ass darkness with a creepy-ass white gown hanging behind the door...

  • @ms.maisieatyourservice3985

    "Plus, Laura won't let me read while I drive cause she's a jerk" XD 14:12

  • @emmaconder7854
    @emmaconder7854 3 년 전 +6207

    Damn it, ladies, he found out that we only watch for his hunky nose.

  • @ellacasey7303
    @ellacasey7303 5 년 전 +4647

    "I don't reveal my info"
    "My birthday is actually June 12th"

    • @citruscorvidae
      @citruscorvidae 5 년 전 +258

      *proceeds to give us his body measurements*
      Sure you don't reveal your info 😂

    • @ellacasey7303
      @ellacasey7303 4 년 전 +6

      Velvet Snail exactly

    • @ljdj7850
      @ljdj7850 4 년 전 +20

      My birthday is actually June 12th so I was literally dying when he said that.... 😬😬🤣😭🤣♥️

    • @ENZOerester
      @ENZOerester 4 년 전 +6

      @@ljdj7850 Ehy... Same Bro...

    • @neptoro_o0o
      @neptoro_o0o 4 년 전 +4

      I'm August 17th so sup

  • @exceptionally8224
    @exceptionally8224 2 년 전 +27

    “The KRplusr has so many female fans on his side is because of his good looks.”
    No, men can love him too.

  • @sakuraabby
    @sakuraabby 3 년 전 +52

    the article: females only watch because he is ✨bootaful✨
    me as a female: hUh?

  • @katatsumuri-san9588
    @katatsumuri-san9588 4 년 전 +5443

    Danny: "It's my nose, isn't it?"
    Well, having a nose is more attractive feature than not having it. Voldemort has proofs

    • @erenyeager-jr2ch
      @erenyeager-jr2ch 4 년 전 +98

      Sydney Pretender Voldemort is BEAUTIFUL what do you MEAN??!

    • @kennedylarson2563
      @kennedylarson2563 4 년 전 +71

      You’re not supposed to say his name!

    • @cadychaos
      @cadychaos 4 년 전 +38

      The first time I saw You-know-who I freaking thought my books were possessed

    • @no-bc4jl
      @no-bc4jl 4 년 전 +48

      Got your nose!
      Wait what the heck?

    • @rachelleredd8803
      @rachelleredd8803 3 년 전 +7

      Kennedy Larson
      VOLDEMORT, VOLDEMORT, VOLDY, VOLDY VOLDY VOLDEMORT!

  • @nuggetnougat
    @nuggetnougat 4 년 전 +3588

    Why is LITERALLY NO ONE talking about the fact that this article said the he was born in *IlLiNoIs, GeOrGiA.* Illinois is a state, and Georgia is a state. Illinois, Georgia does not EXIST.

    • @kailajensen1021
      @kailajensen1021 3 년 전 +195

      I was dying when it said that. I’m from Illinois (the state) and I’ve never heard of Illinois as a city in Georgia. How did they even mess that up

    • @bilbo2k45
      @bilbo2k45 3 년 전 +133

      Well actually I live in Georgia and there is an Illinois creek, Georgia.

    • @nuggetnougat
      @nuggetnougat 3 년 전 +90

      @@bilbo2k45 But no Illinois, Georgia. ;)

    • @xxxacu
      @xxxacu 3 년 전 +13

      I'm wheezing.

    • @cameryndavis1955
      @cameryndavis1955 3 년 전 +53

      6 year olds don’t know geography yet, geesh

  • @reptilerabbit8651
    @reptilerabbit8651 3 년 전 +61

    "Distinct features that make it impossible for any woman not to love him"
    Danny looks like Male_citizen_07

  • @abbus_wabbus7767
    @abbus_wabbus7767 5 개월 전 +12

    the fact they have a kid now 🎉

  • @mr.moviemafia
    @mr.moviemafia 3 년 전 +7481

    Danny “Danny” Gonzalez knew he wanted to be a KRplusr 5 whole years before Drew Gooden invented it

  • @dexter-mkd6734
    @dexter-mkd6734 3 년 전 +4765

    Danny: I want to keep some things private.
    Also danny: Makes a song about his Vampire Dad

  • @scarlettscott6445
    @scarlettscott6445 10 개월 전 +13

    You’re here after Danny posted the wife pregnancy announcement❤❤❤

  • @usmanplayz8858
    @usmanplayz8858 2 년 전 +19

    I got an ad on 9:36 and I genuinely thought the video ended 😂

    • @kxlissa
      @kxlissa 년 전 +2

      me too lol that was smart ad placement

    • @noideawhoiam3855
      @noideawhoiam3855 년 전

      Me too, I hate it when youtube puts ads at the end, I wait to skip / until its over (because you cant tell where you are in a video during an ad) and get so mad when i find its already over and i waited for nothing.

    • @xxdrippinghaloxx1712
      @xxdrippinghaloxx1712 11 개월 전

      Same lol

    • @TheTrueLunarVoid
      @TheTrueLunarVoid 8 개월 전

      @@kxlissafr

    • @justagalwhocomments
      @justagalwhocomments 7 개월 전

      it got me too

  • @achannelwithaname3033
    @achannelwithaname3033 4 년 전 +1505

    “Plus Laura won’t let me read books while I drive Because she’s a jerk!” -Danny Gonzalez

  • @nikki1996ism
    @nikki1996ism 5 년 전 +646

    I think Drew wrote the article

    • @DeepCFisher
      @DeepCFisher 5 년 전 +22

      Caroline Walsh If there isnt a new video from Drew in the next couple days im going to be wildly dissapointed

    • @andrewrogers9663
      @andrewrogers9663 5 년 전 +3

      No I didn’t

    • @nikki1996ism
      @nikki1996ism 5 년 전

      DeepCFisherman same

  • @ruththedog_
    @ruththedog_ 3 년 전 +13

    Danny: "This is a classic KRplus trick where they talk about unrelated stuff in the beginning 6 minutes of the video and then does what the thumbnail says". Also Danny: Does the exact same thing in the same video

  • @soup7809
    @soup7809 3 년 전 +41

    "Any lady not to love him"
    Lesbians: am I a joke to you

  • @H3LL0K1TTYACID
    @H3LL0K1TTYACID 5 년 전 +1834

    Laura: I thought we were married!
    Danny: We are married!
    Laura: Then what's this!
    Marital Status: Not married
    Wife: Laura

  • @fuegus
    @fuegus 3 년 전 +1886

    His hair is actually hazel... And Drew’s is brown

    • @crabken4969
      @crabken4969 3 년 전 +131

      Look at his face and his nasel

    • @zora1138
      @zora1138 3 년 전 +177

      Danny's eyes are baby blue, and Drew's are a different shade of baby blue... which is weird because they're the same person...

    • @aliafterhours
      @aliafterhours 3 년 전 +40

      @@zora1138 I say coloured contacts to try and throw us off

    • @zora1138
      @zora1138 3 년 전 +8

      @@aliafterhours Yeah, probably.

    • @wistermorldwide
      @wistermorldwide 3 년 전 +45

      Why does nobody talk about how hard it is to be a skinny white guy on the internet

  • @whambamcam
    @whambamcam 3 년 전 +8

    i think it's funny how this video is like 2 years old but everyone's comments are from like 6 months ago

  • @fandomreader1774
    @fandomreader1774 3 년 전 +17

    12:18 is for ppl trying to build a better boy, lol

  • @sophiab6239
    @sophiab6239 4 년 전 +1939

    I want a comment from Laura saying “HeS mArRiEd?!?!?”

    • @commandohazelnuts
      @commandohazelnuts 4 년 전 +47

      If she ever finds out she gonna be pissed!!

    • @pyrodubose6722
      @pyrodubose6722 4 년 전 +4

      @@vanessaguerra9888 they are

    • @suxzne
      @suxzne 4 년 전 +2

      Sophia B omg😭

    • @user-uq9oh4yg2z
      @user-uq9oh4yg2z 3 년 전 +4

      @@vanessaguerra9888
      a boy = greg
      a girl = gregie,but what if they can't change his name and it will be still mia 😔 (i hope y'all understand this)

  • @98joshuac
    @98joshuac 4 년 전 +8184

    Danny: Does not want to flex on us
    Also Danny (a year later): Spends $13,000 on an ad campaign as a joke

  • @geoffreygill5849
    @geoffreygill5849 3 년 전 +20

    I just spent like, a solid 30 seconds trying to wipe that little black dot to the right of Danny off my screen high bc I thought it was dirt, 6:15 Just thought I’d share

  • @bigman1163
    @bigman1163 2 년 전 +3

    It’s sad looking back at his old videos and seeing peanut, Rest In Peace cute doggo.

  • @MissCuteAndLovely
    @MissCuteAndLovely 4 년 전 +2993

    *GREG*
    *G* = Impossible for
    *R* = any Lady
    *E* = not to
    *G* = love him

    • @DylanLeonine
      @DylanLeonine 4 년 전 +147

      Gimpossible for
      Rany Lady
      Enot to
      Glove him
      ?

    • @slushu_6865
      @slushu_6865 4 년 전 +92

      Dylan Leonine
      No, it spells:
      G= Impossible for
      R= any Lady
      E= not to
      G= love him

    • @noel.friedrich
      @noel.friedrich 4 년 전 +34

      @@DylanLeonine come on

    • @DylanLeonine
      @DylanLeonine 4 년 전 +31

      @@noel.friedrich Where are we going?

    • @DylanLeonine
      @DylanLeonine 4 년 전 +25

      @@slushu_6865 Oh sorry, my bad. I must not know how acronyms work o_o

  • @SteinGauslaaStrindhaug
    @SteinGauslaaStrindhaug 4 년 전 +2773

    Woah, what a coincidence; MY net worth is also somewhere between 500 USD and 5 million USD!!!!

    • @hamluk_
      @hamluk_ 4 년 전 +182

      damn stop flexing my networth is only between 500 and 4.9 million

    • @quackybinx9072
      @quackybinx9072 4 년 전 +117

      Man stop flexing my net worth is probably 10$

    • @Romanticoutlaw
      @Romanticoutlaw 4 년 전 +57

      @@quackybinx9072 don't worry, your internal organs are worth more than that

    • @KevinLuper99
      @KevinLuper99 4 년 전 +11

      My net worth is 0

    • @mikudayoo
      @mikudayoo 4 년 전 +11

      @@KevinLuper99 mine is -1,000,000,000,000.

  • @shreemoyee_art
    @shreemoyee_art 2 년 전 +1

    Damn, you graduated from Georgia tech in CS! I have watched SO many of your videos and NOW I am impressed!

    • @shreemoyee_art
      @shreemoyee_art 2 년 전 +1

      Also, the "arm" measurement is the diameter, I'm pretty sure!

  • @goofiestgoobster
    @goofiestgoobster 9 개월 전 +3

    laura’s “ouhkaey” was perfect- danny looked like a little kid who just was told he couldn’t kick his little brother and called his mom a jerk

  • @diggy5433
    @diggy5433 5 년 전 +1675

    danny... they meant the *circumference* of your arm

    • @diggy5433
      @diggy5433 5 년 전 +122

      Walter Shaw the avg male bicep size is about 13-14 in, and the site was probably just using averages as measurements

    • @kaylancooke9882
      @kaylancooke9882 5 년 전 +14

      indigo I cringed

    • @nunkatsu
      @nunkatsu 5 년 전

      @@diggy5433 that's why the measures were so close seems magic

  • @tidecovill6718
    @tidecovill6718 5 년 전 +6201

    I thought Greg was his boyfriend or something. Turns out I’m Greg. We’re all Greg

  • @butterflydreams7728
    @butterflydreams7728 3 년 전 +9

    Covid is killing me 😣
    At least I can watch this to save me. Laughed more than I have in a while
    I’ve been watching soo much of Danny my new favourite KRplusr

  • @The_ATF_
    @The_ATF_ 3 년 전 +24

    I love how that girl climbed up a ladder to a higher height but apparently can’t deal with 8f in the air

  • @drewgonzalez6709
    @drewgonzalez6709 3 년 전 +1211

    The reason danny knew he wanted to be a youtube star since he was 6 was because when drew was 7 he told danny about the internet app he wanted to make (youtube) and danny knew that he wanted to be a star on it.

  • @dukeoffish5974
    @dukeoffish5974 4 년 전 +8124

    This man is one of the few people who can make ads entertaining.

    • @cam5857
      @cam5857 3 년 전 +99

      Duke of Fish ya drew’s pretty cool

    • @patricka3583
      @patricka3583 3 년 전 +50

      Drew gooden and daniel thrasher can too

    • @patricka3583
      @patricka3583 3 년 전 +53

      Wait...aren't they the same person, dang I just confused myself

    • @legomeister6966
      @legomeister6966 3 년 전 +10

      Eric from internet comment etiquette made a fake tv show for a nord vpn add

    • @shoyoby
      @shoyoby 3 년 전 +2

      fr

  • @Spacetanuki0
    @Spacetanuki0 10 개월 전 +8

    It's so weird hearing Danny talking about having a baby when he will have one this year

  • @im_ajms8515
    @im_ajms8515 3 년 전 +12

    "Now where does this go, in my mouth?" -Danny Gonzalez

  • @mightbeiguess
    @mightbeiguess 3 년 전 +1132

    So, who’s gonna tell him that arm measurements are around.....

    • @Objectsided
      @Objectsided 3 년 전 +28

      Lol

    • @fancydood5292
      @fancydood5292 2 년 전 +17

      I was gonna say that’s dumb but then I realized that your wing span is the same or very close to your height

  • @darrencrissistotallyawesom918

    Well I hope you are enjoying your unmarried life with your wife Laura

    • @randomvids3456
      @randomvids3456 5 년 전 +130

      mE tOo

    • @dolanxluvuguys225
      @dolanxluvuguys225 5 년 전 +180

      Darren Criss is totally awesome yeah I wonder how they are doing since I’m a time traveler from 10067 I haven’t watched him since 2019 I hope him and Laura aren’t deAd 🤗🙂

    • @kittycatnala6243
      @kittycatnala6243 4 년 전 +60

      @@dolanxluvuguys225 how did you make this 2 months ago, if you havent watched them since 2019 and you're from 10067

    • @aliyahyoung7729
      @aliyahyoung7729 4 년 전 +14

      Blaine

    • @aliyahyoung7729
      @aliyahyoung7729 4 년 전 +93

      @@kittycatnala6243 time travel... duh

  • @Gabewackywizard
    @Gabewackywizard 년 전 +7

    the fact that just some music popped out of nowhere in this video 10:42

  • @m.r.s.k8940
    @m.r.s.k8940 2 년 전 +21

    Wait, Danny is a comedian, youtuber, musician, gamer and a squirrel. He must be really good at multitasking.

  • @kiaradunn5496
    @kiaradunn5496 5 년 전 +1323

    Marital Status: Unmarried
    Wife: Laura
    ....
    who wrote this?!

    • @chillx1539
      @chillx1539 5 년 전 +13

      Zara Dunn me

    • @dabee8833
      @dabee8833 5 년 전 +4

      Chillx GASP *puts hand to head* ok I’m way to dramatic

    • @dabee8833
      @dabee8833 5 년 전 +7

      Zara Dunn Maybe a 8 year old?

    • @eva-kp6jh
      @eva-kp6jh 5 년 전 +6

      😂😂😂 WHO DID THIS??? 😂😂😂

    • @prisonmike2860
      @prisonmike2860 5 년 전 +1

      Zara Dunn My dog.

  • @vibhab191
    @vibhab191 5 년 전 +2545

    _wHaT’s Up DaNnY iT’s GREG_

    • @juhlis5586
      @juhlis5586 5 년 전 +11

      Vibha B hey that's not what he says

    • @goobie23
      @goobie23 5 년 전 +24

      Smirk just exposed you Vibha

    • @vibhab191
      @vibhab191 5 년 전 +22

      Jmoko oh no!! What do I do now?
      *_GASP_*

    • @goobie23
      @goobie23 5 년 전 +19

      Vibha B you need to move states, change your name, and cover your tracks. Good luck.

    • @yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole
      @yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole 5 년 전 +5

      Vibha B i read that in drew’s voice lmao

  • @serenatheturtle4355
    @serenatheturtle4355 3 년 전 +10

    We not gonna mention how Danny thought the arm measurement was length and not around??????

  • @luna_likes_to_draw_
    @luna_likes_to_draw_ 6 개월 전 +4

    This hits different now that they had their first child the other day :3

  • @mackenziemeyerhofer6600
    @mackenziemeyerhofer6600 5 년 전 +384

    _thinks they meant the length of his arms_

  • @cameryndavis1955
    @cameryndavis1955 3 년 전 +723

    When he announced he didn’t have a kid, I was surprised I thought he would’ve told us sooner.

    • @AvocadoToast06
      @AvocadoToast06 10 개월 전 +4

      He will have one soon if you haven't found out yet :)

  • @amazingnancy5755
    @amazingnancy5755 2 년 전 +1

    Danny is the only person I know that I can sit down and watch his sponsors like he is so interesting when he has his sponsors
    And all the time Danny

  • @baskpro8232
    @baskpro8232 18 일 전 +1

    I’ve been meaning to buy you a new suit Danny thanks for the updated measurements

    • @baskpro8232
      @baskpro8232 14 일 전

      Shoot I need your new address so I can send it too you bro! Send me your addy!

  • @jaz9677
    @jaz9677 5 년 전 +398

    Danny is 24 yeads old...
    Danny is... 24 years old...
    Danny is....
    *wait what*

  • @user-un6hz5ku7e
    @user-un6hz5ku7e 5 년 전 +1833

    What Do You Hear?
    Danny or Laura

  • @leolucas6232
    @leolucas6232 10 개월 전 +5

    9:21 Now the rumors are actually true 😊

  • @smalert5533
    @smalert5533 4 개월 전 +8

    9:15 oh how the turn tables

  • @miaschannel1
    @miaschannel1 5 년 전 +197

    They always ask “What’s up Greg” but never “How’s up Greg” :(

    • @anaise4388
      @anaise4388 5 년 전 +7

      They never cared...

    • @Danny-Gonzalez
      @Danny-Gonzalez  5 년 전 +55

      They never ask “whys up greg?”

    • @anaise4388
      @anaise4388 5 년 전 +1

      Danny Gonzalez danny!!

    • @miaschannel1
      @miaschannel1 5 년 전 +3

      Who’s up Greg? Seriously who is Up Greg he keeps coming to my house and I’m really scared

    • @ilexdiapason
      @ilexdiapason 5 년 전

      I'll do you one better, who's up greg?

  • @iHaveTheDocuments
    @iHaveTheDocuments 5 년 전 +1237

    14 inches is not the length of your arm lol. They mean the thickness of the bicep "top of arm" .

  • @Shae29
    @Shae29 2 년 전 +10

    12:05 with the music😂😂

  • @bookss9017
    @bookss9017 2 년 전 +4

    Just how the article refers to Danny as "The hunky internet star"

  • @cousinscollabxo1285
    @cousinscollabxo1285 4 년 전 +14641

    “danny gonzalez is amazing and hunky” okay either danny himself wrote this or drew wrote this

  • @idiot6893
    @idiot6893 4 년 전 +13059

    If Laura gets pregnant someday..
    Is she gregnant?

  • @miraculoustalesofobliviousness

    11:32
    Danny I shared that uncomfortable laugh with you XD
    I'm a girl but, no, the reason I'm a fan, is not, in fact, because you are a "hunk" (LOL) like the website says, but I actually love your channel because your videos genuinely make me laugh so hard.

  • @ru8ix715
    @ru8ix715 2 년 전 +2

    11:26 “Danny Gonzalez is amazing and hunky.” Lmao

  • @molly-hannahx5287
    @molly-hannahx5287 5 년 전 +785

    Doesn’t have a wife, but her names laura? *seems legit*

  • @theluxalpha
    @theluxalpha 4 년 전 +515

    I feel like this article was written by a fangirl

  • @linco3217
    @linco3217 2 년 전 +2

    Danny Gonzalez old videos feels just like recent videos, how? Idk, but it's good

  • @mikeoxmall6442
    @mikeoxmall6442 3 년 전

    Concerned and pensive!
    Upset and thoughtful !
    Those are great personalities to have Danny..can I call u Danny?

  • @cry1ingonion
    @cry1ingonion 3 년 전 +2557

    This is what danny is.
    You come
    You laugh
    You leave
    Or
    You come
    You laugh
    You binge for 10 hours straight

  • @xiriex
    @xiriex 5 년 전 +615

    *They forgot to mention that Greg is the fastest growing family on KRplus*

  • @NotOnLand
    @NotOnLand 2 년 전 +1

    "Honestly a little bit too excited, that's enough out of you Peanut"
    *BORK!*

  • @retrolivia7359
    @retrolivia7359 3 년 전 +2

    Danny and I have the same birthday....
    I am truly Greg.

  • @thenovakillers1834
    @thenovakillers1834 5 년 전 +765

    Somewhere there’s a crazy fan like, “ IT’S HAPPENING!!!!! He’s giving us the measurements!!!!!

  • @jennysayquack1730
    @jennysayquack1730 5 년 전 +668

    *He is blessed with distinctive features that make it impossible for any lady not to love him*

  • @Reflecterr
    @Reflecterr 2 년 전 +16

    "a free 30 day *free* trial"
    *ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor*

  • @possessedcheese
    @possessedcheese 2 년 전

    the fact that when you mentioned the safe i instantly knew what you were talking about because of when i was six-
    im disappointed with myself for remembering that-

  • @laurenwall3902
    @laurenwall3902 5 년 전 +682

    *i thought he was 50 and married*
    *good thing he’s 13 and has a wife*

  • @29jgirl92
    @29jgirl92 5 년 전 +509

    As a lady I can confirm that I only watch you for that sweet sweet nose.

    • @ingeborggranli9547
      @ingeborggranli9547 5 년 전 +3

      TinyTeacup Same girl! Same😉

    • @lilifarley8768
      @lilifarley8768 5 년 전 +1

      I think ur like a 30 year old librarian so maybe stay away from this type of conversation

    • @chancehosler1503
      @chancehosler1503 5 년 전 +7

      @@lilifarley8768 what does being a 30 year old librarian have to do with it? Genuinely curious

    • @lilifarley8768
      @lilifarley8768 5 년 전

      TinyTeacup tbh I just figured out that he was 24 and I thought he was 17 when I posted that comment

    • @amandawarfield1997
      @amandawarfield1997 5 년 전 +2

      why tho? i subbed bc of his beautiful personality. NOT bc of his nose! DUH!

  • @jdweiser
    @jdweiser 7 개월 전 +2

    I think there is a missed opportunity in this video. Throughout the entire video he has a door open a crack to a creepy closet or bathroom and I kept expecting something to happen with it but nothing ever did. smh

    • @sunlitChaos
      @sunlitChaos 6 개월 전

      That’s the point. He’s tricking you into being anxious and hoping for something to happen, forcing you to concentrate on the closet the entire time, looking closely just in case something appears. But it never does.