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  • 게시일 2019. 05. 30.
  • Tour Tickets www.wearetwodifferentpeopleto...
    OK SO I UPLOADED THIS VIDEO ON THE WRONG DAY SO WHAT WHO ARE YOU MY MOM!???
    Guys these are some bad ads. These are some stinky awful ads.
    MERCH ► dannygonzalez.store
    MY SECOND CHANNEL ► / 2danny2furious
    OUTRO SONG ► song.link/us/i/1454823599
    MY SPOTIFY ► open.spotify.com/artist/6pDkm...
    Follow me on Instagram ► / dannygonzalez
    Follow me on Twitter ► / dannygonzalez
    WHY DO I CALL MY FANS GREG?
    Greg is the strongest family on the internet, we're the fastest growing channel on KRplus, and we make fire content. So, instead of making up some pun using my name and calling my fans that, I decided to use a different name entirely. A name so strong, haters tremble when it is spoken. WE ARE GREG. AND WE ARE TAKING OVER THE INTERNET. And all you have to do to join is hit subscribe and turn on notifications.
    #dannygonzalez
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  • @minererva
    @minererva 4 년 전 +2118

    Your boyfriend is baking a cake
    1. Pee in the cake
    2. Pee in his mouth
    3. Help him bake (Cost 350000 💎 )

  • @alexander_yoko
    @alexander_yoko 4 년 전 +7695

    Your husband is eating his lunch.
    1. Slap him
    2. Divorce

  • @mega_bird700
    @mega_bird700 3 년 전 +5043

    I saw an ad on Facebook that said "I named this after my ex" and the game was called "ball basher" I'm not even joking.

  • @jessicacreed7773
    @jessicacreed7773 2 년 전 +436

    When I was like 14 and liked "screamo" music I watched a couple KRplus videos on how to scream, and went to an empty playground to try it out as not to alarm my parents.. some random guy shouted at me to quit yelling from his house across the street and I was so embarrassed I never made another attempt lmfao. So thanks for bringing back that memory

  • @annabanovic8458
    @annabanovic8458 4 년 전 +5616

    Your husband is learning how to Scream.
    1. Slap him
    2.Divorce

  • @lzgnooop
    @lzgnooop 4 년 전 +1828

    No one:
    Guitar app: i'm gonna ruin this man's whole career

    • @halatiny6537
      @halatiny6537 4 년 전 +7

      liz ? * LIFE *

    • @ashwithaala8667
      @ashwithaala8667 4 년 전 +6

      Kimsyoominkookbts you don’t know the meme ??!

    • @AnnMarcelino
      @AnnMarcelino 4 년 전 +5

      @@halatiny6537 it's a meme fam

    • @Aazen
      @Aazen 4 년 전 +2

      Ashwitha Ala PalalalalaalapapapapappaappppppppppppPpApapapapapapapapaapapapapaapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapaapapapapapaappapapaapapapappapaapaapappapappapappapapappspapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapappapapapapappapapaapapapaappapapapapapappaapapapapapapapapapalaoslaosospapsosapaosoa
      Apsosls
      Apa

    • @sinistrality
      @sinistrality 4 년 전

      life*

  • @planetwasabi
    @planetwasabi 년 전 +189

    I THOUGHT "USE THE CUSHION" WAS GONNA IMPLY MURDER OOPS

  • @spyke2856
    @spyke2856 3 년 전 +367

    I had an ad a couple times for one of those rope untangle games and it was a screen capture of someone doing a horrible job at it and the audio was a woman verbally degrading them for being so bad at it but she was using 2nd person pronouns so it's just a 30 seconds of verbal abuse

    • @levieverhart8640
      @levieverhart8640 2 년 전 +35

      Danny went over one very similar in i think the 5th baddad where its someone making like a picture with with like mosaic pieces, while "Ex" texts the man insulting him, while theres some chick like loud whispering really degrading and toxic controlling shit its really fucking odd.

    • @angusgambrell7757
      @angusgambrell7757 년 전 +10

      Ads that verbally assault you are pretty common. I know from experience, I’ve played free mobile games.

  • @Baha2000
    @Baha2000 4 년 전 +9711

    >makes fun of companies for publishing unfinished ads
    >posts unfinished video

  • @valsonline
    @valsonline 4 년 전 +4504

    my least favourite ad: sImPlY pIaNo
    “sHe LeArNeD iN oNe MoNtH oMg”

  • @milkerrman
    @milkerrman 2 년 전 +81

    "who has ever ended a relationship with farewell?"
    me: *adds to bucket list*

  • @ulety4145
    @ulety4145 4 년 전 +3257

    so, no header?
    _throws phone on ground_

    • @saretenkov9129
      @saretenkov9129 4 년 전 +7

      HAHAHAHHAHAHA

    • @uh3574
      @uh3574 4 년 전 +9

      Brakes poster with and on it

    • @yutaxity
      @yutaxity 4 년 전 +26

      You are the reason I still have faith in humanity

    • @charitysellman5679
      @charitysellman5679 4 년 전 +6

      @blah blah blah I came here to say exactly this. You can't take my idea it's not fair
      Edit 1:27

    • @kaileah6433
      @kaileah6433 4 년 전 +1

      i approve of this

  • @JMCBowers
    @JMCBowers 4 년 전 +12622

    Fun fact the first woman is named melissa cross and she taught Corey Taylor (slipknot's vocalist) how to scream properly

    • @oneflamingpotato7965
      @oneflamingpotato7965 3 년 전 +169

      *Nice* amount of likes

    • @mega_bird700
      @mega_bird700 3 년 전 +731

      So that's how he learned how to do that, I've always wondered how those vocalists learn to sing like that.

    • @kaywee4200
      @kaywee4200 3 년 전 +132

      Is fun fact 🙂

    • @early.autumn.summer
      @early.autumn.summer 3 년 전 +212

      Yess I recognized her as soon as he started playing the video :)

    • @quas7819
      @quas7819 3 년 전 +241

      I thought you meant the game of sultan's woman

  • @NotOnLand
    @NotOnLand 년 전 +108

    It's funny when Danny thinks up weird scenarios as jokes, when historically they were pretty common. The whole "Your baby shall be my queen" is such a ~royalty~ thing lol

  • @moonycanwatch
    @moonycanwatch 3 년 전 +146

    "Accost?
    Accost?!
    Wait, what does accost mean?"
    Literally my thought process when I read that.

  • @finns5604
    @finns5604 4 년 전 +4776

    I imagine that "text for your header" is like modern day "penny for your thoughts"

  • @awyeah2972
    @awyeah2972 4 년 전 +2404

    Danny: Reuploads
    Me: Aww shit, here we go again

    • @Marsandback12
      @Marsandback12 4 년 전 +7

      Hahah, I’m glad I know what memes are...

    • @GH0STEE3
      @GH0STEE3 4 년 전 +1

      XD ikrr

    • @rezijaliepina
      @rezijaliepina 4 년 전 +2

      I wanted to comment that
      Me: aw shot , hre we go again

    • @Herominina
      @Herominina 4 년 전 +2

      More like aw yes here we go again

    • @GH0STEE3
      @GH0STEE3 4 년 전 +1

      @@rezijaliepina xD BUT CHA DIDNTT (dis is a joke ;-;)

  • @jaredbezes7806
    @jaredbezes7806 2 년 전 +72

    10:48 I will 100% end my future relationships with "farewell" I think it's badass

    • @hannerikruger7216
      @hannerikruger7216 2 년 전 +12

      I JUUUUST broke up with my partner... im so sad i didn't watch this first😂

  • @braveasanoun5732
    @braveasanoun5732 3 년 전 +145

    "We don't need a game where you can collect women and put them in little balls."
    Don't tell him about Moemon

    • @mrgoofy8781
      @mrgoofy8781 2 년 전 +1

      What is it?

    • @buttonstheturtle1843
      @buttonstheturtle1843 2 년 전 +13

      @@mrgoofy8781 its a version of Pokémon but the Pokémon are "humanized" as little girls- thats pretty much the only difference from the original. I think there's a Jontron video about it(I think its the one about Pokémon bootlegs but I might be wrong)

    • @mrgoofy8781
      @mrgoofy8781 2 년 전 +17

      @@buttonstheturtle1843 dude... I regret asking

    • @buttonstheturtle1843
      @buttonstheturtle1843 2 년 전 +6

      @@mrgoofy8781 yeah.. its weird.

    • @JK-yj7cg
      @JK-yj7cg 2 년 전 +8

      @@buttonstheturtle1843 broo wtf

  • @cait5158
    @cait5158 4 년 전 +7784

    scary lady: this is a class for screaming
    danny: *_i’m reviewing my legal options_*

    • @arteater3211
      @arteater3211 4 년 전 +18

      How does this have so many likes and no replies

    • @gatchawolfy4735
      @gatchawolfy4735 4 년 전 +55

      Scary lady: *sweats nervously* ...this class spontaneously combusted... FAREWELL

    • @lmb804
      @lmb804 4 년 전 +7

      this is gold.

    • @getaids
      @getaids 4 년 전 +52

      The screaming wasn’t just a scream, it’s a specific technique for metal vocals. This kind of vocals is used a lot in metalcore/deathcore and some melodic metal. Avatar is a band that I like that uses this or a similar vocal technique called fry screaming.

    • @kitwarrior4life124
      @kitwarrior4life124 4 년 전 +4

      Ah ah ah ah ah vs Huauahauaiahauauhaua
      Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

  • @maclanewestbrook4176
    @maclanewestbrook4176 4 년 전 +672

    Girl: "Brad you can't leave me I'm pregnant."
    Brad: "I don't even know who you are."

  • @Superstar5_
    @Superstar5_ 3 년 전 +50

    “Who would ever want to learn how to scream?”
    Anime VAs: Am I a joke to you?

  • @NightOfTheRevolution
    @NightOfTheRevolution 3 년 전 +36

    Okay actually learning how to scream is very important. It exists to make sure that you don’t stress your vocal chords while also achieving a proper volume and sound. As someone who had taken voice acting lessons we actually addressed this and my instructor suggested many of these classes

  • @hoseki9860
    @hoseki9860 2 년 전 +55

    "I'm currently in America and not a different country"
    *squints eyes in suspicion*

  • @isaacabel6839
    @isaacabel6839 4 년 전 +2291

    Danny Gonzalez: Teaching Gregs the meaning of words since 1942

    • @goldengifts3830
      @goldengifts3830 4 년 전 +27

      Neonic Blade um actually its “Since 1844.” Please get your facts right before you comment.

    • @orbitsi
      @orbitsi 4 년 전 +11

      @@goldengifts3830 No, its 1044

    • @pixyl4415
      @pixyl4415 4 년 전 +13

      @@orbitsi Ooga booga ooga caveman booga oog

    • @pabloesco-sk1fy
      @pabloesco-sk1fy 4 년 전 +12

      No, it is 2422BC REMEMBER GUYS?

    • @maya7363
      @maya7363 4 년 전

      And thank goodness for it!

  • @seoklix2362
    @seoklix2362 4 년 전 +3650

    nobody:
    guitar app: i'm about to ruin this man's whole career

    • @eiad1251
      @eiad1251 4 년 전 +58

      ᵘʷᵘ oh frick ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
      ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
      ᵘʷᵘ
      ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ frick sorry guys
      ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
      ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping
      ᵘʷᵘ my uwus all over the ᵘʷᵘ place ᵘʷᵘ
      ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry

    • @carterprazeres1990
      @carterprazeres1990 4 년 전 +1

      seoklix // *life

    • @thatrandomgirlinyourcloset7448
      @thatrandomgirlinyourcloset7448 4 년 전 +2

      lol ok how do you do that? 😂

    • @carterprazeres1990
      @carterprazeres1990 4 년 전 +2

      idk but that guitar app knows how to

    • @rabbiqa
      @rabbiqa 4 년 전 +2

      Man, the guy in your pfp is really cute. I wonder who he is? 🤔

  • @thealmightyhomosexual3905

    4:21 i love how he pulls the Morty voice

  • @Ghost-hg8cb
    @Ghost-hg8cb 3 년 전 +55

    oh yea danny "text for your header" is actually slang for "i cant reach pink color :("

  • @ayekantspeylgud
    @ayekantspeylgud 4 년 전 +2102

    As much as I love your characteristic "bye!" at the end, you should've ended this with "farewell!"

    • @trashyliz765
      @trashyliz765 4 년 전 +64

      Heather B he should upload this again lmao

    • @goldenmolelover
      @goldenmolelover 2 년 전 +12

      wym farewell is for relationships only

    • @XENOWOLFI
      @XENOWOLFI 년 전 +1

      @@goldenmolelover what? I’m genuinely confused

    • @XENOWOLFI
      @XENOWOLFI 년 전 +2

      @@goldenmolelover oh I watched the video nvm XD

  • @hecateinanna3925
    @hecateinanna3925 4 년 전 +512

    "accidentally hit submit, who does that?"
    Yeah
    ..
    Who does that?

  • @teganwatherston7985
    @teganwatherston7985 3 년 전 +197

    In the banjo ad Danny was low key kinda sounding like morty

    • @samidot24
      @samidot24 2 년 전

      hahaha istg and also kinda like izuku from mha

    • @Kiyahpapaya
      @Kiyahpapaya 2 년 전

      where?

    • @Ana-sn2pg
      @Ana-sn2pg 2 년 전 +8

      I was looking for this coment, yes

    • @UplandGamerBird
      @UplandGamerBird 년 전 +2

      if you go to that location and turn on closed captions it says that hes talking in a "morty voice"

  • @Uvuv6969
    @Uvuv6969 2 년 전 +315

    Danny: Girls will be throwing themselves at you
    Straight guys and lesbians: ayyy
    Danny: Guy will be throwing themselves at you
    Straight girls and gay guys: ayyy
    Danny: everyone will be throwing themselves at you
    Bi gang: ayyyy

  • @macienantze3339
    @macienantze3339 4 년 전 +10543

    "did they really forget to add text to the header"
    *accidentally uploads unfinished video a day early*

  • @maizahkaleem163
    @maizahkaleem163 4 년 전 +597

    Father: loves and wants to start a family with you
    Also father: *_FAREWELL_*

    • @yes6703
      @yes6703 4 년 전 +3

      there will be a big problem if your dad wants to start a family with you

    • @reeses2pieces528
      @reeses2pieces528 4 년 전

      J0ke I was thinking the same thing.

    • @maizahkaleem163
      @maizahkaleem163 4 년 전

      That's an Alabama problem if u ask me lmaoooo

  • @manslaughter3180
    @manslaughter3180 3 년 전 +35

    Danny: find another crush?
    me: lame
    Danny: or use the *cushion*
    me: suffocate!

  • @Nosmo90
    @Nosmo90 3 년 전 +38

    Video: *ends*
    Me: "I'm leaving! Farewell!"

  • @haydopotato1377
    @haydopotato1377 4 년 전 +373

    Greg protec
    Greg attac
    But most importantly
    Greg is bacc

  • @peepeepoopoo738
    @peepeepoopoo738 4 년 전 +868

    **notifications**
    Me: *diDn'T i sEe diS yEsTeRdAy?*

  • @tolleywheeler7957
    @tolleywheeler7957 3 년 전 +147

    Danny: guys i accidentally posted this video when it wasn't finished
    Also Danny: 5:36

  • @earthdimensionm1643
    @earthdimensionm1643 2 년 전 +39

    Stanisław Wokulski ended his relationship with Izabela by saying “farewell” to her! It was the most important part of the book that everyone in Poland had to read in school

  • @malloryalizabeth493
    @malloryalizabeth493 4 년 전 +504

    “ I accidentally slipped and hit submit” ohhh like you did on this video the first time?😂

  • @krisdoesart9643
    @krisdoesart9643 4 년 전 +7558

    Danny is such a cryptid that I didn't even notice the "I'm currently in the United States" thing

    • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
      @cupriferouscatalyst3708 4 년 전 +491

      I only noticed it now when re-watching it after he pointed it out in that later video. Or rather, I must have noticed it but not thought of it as more than a weird joke. That Danny, you never know where you have him (literally)!

    • @theconstantcommenter683
      @theconstantcommenter683 4 년 전 +190

      He wasnt lying he did film it in america just posted it in japan

    • @CrystalLia231
      @CrystalLia231 3 년 전 +34

      What's the timestamp?

    • @imayootyyooberyea1888
      @imayootyyooberyea1888 3 년 전 +18

      Gareth Earnshaw but at the time that he posted the vid, he wasn’t

    • @imayootyyooberyea1888
      @imayootyyooberyea1888 3 년 전 +52

      Lia 13:46

  • @jellycatfrog3133
    @jellycatfrog3133 3 년 전 +12

    I have a habit of watching old videos on autoplay to fall asleep because I hate being alone with my thoughts and I gotta say 1:12 was some pretty soothing white noise

  • @samb7134
    @samb7134 3 년 전 +24

    9:38 I was caught completely off guard and burst out laughing.

  • @wockyslush1169
    @wockyslush1169 4 년 전 +1188

    10:56 - 11:10
    “I thought you were bae. turns out you’re just fam.”
    “bruh”
    “FAREWELL 🤟🏻”

    • @mrcabbage2719
      @mrcabbage2719 4 년 전 +2

      Raevyn Ecco tryin to turn you to my bae to my fam

    • @kevrod260
      @kevrod260 4 년 전 +3

      I still don't get that vine ahhahajzjzjsid

    • @mrcabbage2719
      @mrcabbage2719 4 년 전 +2

      Dabe Kai it’s from one of Danny’s songs, called: The Tea

    • @jq3549
      @jq3549 4 년 전

      MrCabbage it’s also from a skit from his video

    • @laurenquinn4716
      @laurenquinn4716 4 년 전

      Raevyn Ecco Fuck that’s a mood

  • @Dlow_secondaccount
    @Dlow_secondaccount 4 년 전 +3043

    Episode be like
    Your mom wants you to wash the dishes!
    -Wash the dishes (620 diamonds)
    -Run away (20 diamonds)
    -Smash a plate on her head
    -D I V O R C E

    • @Joemam024
      @Joemam024 4 년 전 +89

      Potatto Cookeez SWEET HOME ALABAMA

    • @wolfieguiley9074
      @wolfieguiley9074 4 년 전 +38

      DIVORCE

    • @frog5994
      @frog5994 4 년 전 +29

      I divorced my mother.. SWEET HOME ALABAMA

    • @sberky98
      @sberky98 4 년 전 +12

      My mom owns episode so i can pick wash the dishes!!!11111!!!!!1!1! (This is a joke)

    • @pujatripathi2602
      @pujatripathi2602 4 년 전 +9

      Sweet Home Alabama...

  • @redchair2721
    @redchair2721 2 년 전 +23

    7:08
    the back in the early 2010's: makes vine about capturing a girl in a pokeball
    danny 2019: W H O W O U L D M A K E A N A P P O N T H I S

  • @Leotastick
    @Leotastick 3 년 전 +28

    5:03 I mean I saw a subway ad poster and it really said " *we could only afford half an ad* " And it was literally cut in half-

  • @datboi7990
    @datboi7990 4 년 전 +3785

    Danny: hahahaha look at this funny unfinished ad.
    Also Danny: releases video unfinished

  • @vissersixty-nine6246
    @vissersixty-nine6246 4 년 전 +3341

    "everyone agrees learning to play the guitar is a good thing" false, I live in a college dorm and if one more person starts publicly playing Wonderwall so help me God

    • @tegantalks9612
      @tegantalks9612 3 년 전 +201

      My boyfriend owns 13 guitars and has never once played Wonderwall, thank god!

    • @tegantalks9612
      @tegantalks9612 3 년 전 +176

      Anyway, here’s Wonderwall…

    • @FuriousSkating
      @FuriousSkating 2 년 전 +20

      Because you dont like a song you thibk guitar is bad..? Jeez i cant think how u like anything then

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 2 년 전 +7

      BHAHAHAHZJSJJX😭

    • @sorakafutanari
      @sorakafutanari 2 년 전 +43

      AND AFTER AALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

  • @ohlambert3562
    @ohlambert3562 년 전 +8

    big thanks to Danny for leveling up my English vocabulary while providing funny commentary on cringe content.

  • @thatscoutkid
    @thatscoutkid 3 년 전 +27

    13:07 /entity minecraft:the_women_in_the_ad waterbroke_cutscene true

  • @minhwithnomint
    @minhwithnomint 4 년 전 +1889

    person:*downloads guitar app*
    app: im about to destroy this mans whole career

  • @Mad-oz9ok
    @Mad-oz9ok 4 년 전 +2216

    Makes fun of accidentally posting ads, accidentally posts video that is unfinished. 🤣😂

  • @ameera8750
    @ameera8750 3 년 전 +11

    “learning the guitar can’t ruin your life”
    Yuki from Given: 👁👄👁

  • @kr4mpu5_M0DS
    @kr4mpu5_M0DS 3 년 전 +19

    My soul weakened when Danny referred to metal as "Screamo".

    • @levieverhart8640
      @levieverhart8640 2 년 전 +2

      Metal is not scream metal. Scream metal is often called screamo metal, or nust screamo.

  • @ingridpingridlovejane.m4020

    No one:
    Episode: your sister said she has a boyfriend you:
    1. Say that's nice for 300000 diamonds
    2. DIVORCE

  • @eliasbernstein
    @eliasbernstein 4 년 전 +1322

    text·for·your·header
    noun (modern slang)
    meaning:
    *really fun, very good game*
    use in a sentence:
    yo bro, you gotta get that app, its a total *text for your header*

  • @uglify1325
    @uglify1325 3 년 전 +15

    stupid ads be like:
    When you get a new car that is so fast:
    *tyler1 screams

  • @killuazoldyckhunter
    @killuazoldyckhunter 3 년 전 +17

    3:43 that just sounds like my parents when I told them I'm pursuing music as a career after completing 4 years of engineering degree.

  • @EARFQ
    @EARFQ 4 년 전 +3586

    Watching a slightly improved video that I've seen already. I am truly *G R E G O R Y*

    • @emmablack6415
      @emmablack6415 4 년 전 +67

      We are blood-related, truly, truly gregory

    • @MoonOnLight
      @MoonOnLight 4 년 전 +21

      Aye, we Gregory!

    • @august6604
      @august6604 4 년 전 +58

      John Rainey
      saying greg: lawful good
      saying gregory: chaotic evil

    • @marsmargo8364
      @marsmargo8364 4 년 전 +5

      John Rainey I would like this comment but it’s at 420 likes and I don’t want to ruin it

    • @zerocool6200
      @zerocool6200 4 년 전 +8

      i got like halfway through yesterdays vid b4 it got taken down, i didnt notice anything different what was changed?

  • @lostsilver1162
    @lostsilver1162 4 년 전 +850

    The only way you can end a relationship by saying "Farewell" is if it's raining and you're holding a gun to their head.

    • @ShayLaLaLooHoo
      @ShayLaLaLooHoo 2 년 전 +159

      You may only say "farewell" under those specific circumstances.
      If you're trying to end a relationship when it's raining and don't have a gun, you’ll have to say "goodbye."
      However, if you're only holding a gun to their head and it's not raining, you have to say "sayonara."

    • @nadiaalibaig
      @nadiaalibaig 2 년 전 +21

      @@ShayLaLaLooHoo well said good sir

    • @mathsandfiona252
      @mathsandfiona252 년 전

      Or by just ghosting them on all social media and blocking their number during a long distance relationship not talking from experience

    • @fruitsalad9321
      @fruitsalad9321 6 개월 전

      This is some sherliam type shii

  • @Dxs4all
    @Dxs4all 3 년 전 +12

    Ad: This game is super addicting!""
    Person in ad: "I can't stop playing this game, I'm super addicted!"
    Me: ......"Okay now I'm definitely never going to download that game, because that sounds like a serious problem that you should definitely talk to somebody about."

  • @irischapman6509
    @irischapman6509 3 년 전 +9

    4:21 danny turning into morty for 17 seconds straight

  • @PoPo-xo6hu
    @PoPo-xo6hu 4 년 전 +2487

    I love the way in the video Danny mocks people for uploading things by accident and then....

  • @panepistimiakoslogariasmos8758

    My name is actually Greg so I get these personalised intros and it's weird everytime

  • @cheeto2944
    @cheeto2944 3 년 전 +9

    I think her water just broke means...
    My water bottle fell farewell forever

  • @dxnthmu
    @dxnthmu 9 개월 전 +5

    rewatching danny’s old videos for the outro song>>>

  • @hannahggdavis
    @hannahggdavis 4 년 전 +2998

    why does Danny sound like a Rick and Morty background character when he's doing the banjo guy impression at 4:23

  • @lonewolfie6778
    @lonewolfie6778 4 년 전 +1030

    No one:
    Danny when he accidentally uploads: 5:41

  • @ladylotuseater
    @ladylotuseater 2 년 전 +2

    The woman in the first ad is actually Melissa Cross, she taught some of the greatest vocalists in the industry how to scream properly including Corey Taylor (Slipknot), Andy Biersack (Black Veil Brides), and even Lena Scissorhands (Infected Rain)

  • @wome1542
    @wome1542 3 년 전 +47

    "who would ever wanna learn how to scream?"
    literally every single person in the metal community
    edit: you called it "screamo" and im dying on the inside

    • @levieverhart8640
      @levieverhart8640 2 년 전 +3

      Technically Scream Metal and Metal are different.

    • @calebcomrie7984
      @calebcomrie7984 2 년 전

      I've been looking for this comment

    • @calebcomrie7984
      @calebcomrie7984 2 년 전 +2

      Screamo is very good but it is different from metal. Also one of the most unfortunately named genres of music.

  • @Roboboy17
    @Roboboy17 4 년 전 +1249

    This was a real "Text for your header' video. Good job Drew!

    • @h1nkle
      @h1nkle 4 년 전 +4

      RocketDuck Drew??

    • @Bella-un7md
      @Bella-un7md 4 년 전 +25

      Kounter Yes, Drew.

    • @rwn_tree
      @rwn_tree 4 년 전 +35

      @@h1nkle This is Drew's channel

    • @ElyOrSomething
      @ElyOrSomething 4 년 전 +36

      @Olivia Prosser Uhm Danny Gonzalez is an alter ego of Drew are you even a real fan?

    • @tryingtogaming2230
      @tryingtogaming2230 4 년 전 +1

      @RocketDuck This is Danny Gonzalez, Not Drew Gooden.

  • @alxxy5681
    @alxxy5681 4 년 전 +659

    I got one saying, "I DIDN"T KNOW ANXIETY UNTILL I PLAYED THIS"

  • @juliahyde6112
    @juliahyde6112 년 전 +2

    Actually, there's this book that Polish students have to read in high school called "Lalka" (The doll) where the protagonist ends his relationship by saying "Farewell, Miss Łącka", thus proving that he knows English (his fiancee thought he didn't and had an affair with a different man, and the two were always talking in English if the protagonist was near). So hey, somebody did end a relationship with a "farewell"!

  • @moosenman
    @moosenman 3 년 전 +6

    The screamo one actually makes some sort of sense because that shit can damage the fuck out of your vocal cords when not done properly. Even then I think it strains them a little

  • @easterndragon3121
    @easterndragon3121 4 년 전 +6514

    Greg isn’t a fan base, it’s a *fam* base

  • @jashiraroman9839
    @jashiraroman9839 4 년 전 +850

    Danny: *clowns anyone for posting or uploading unfinished things*
    Also Danny: *schedules an unfinished video on the wrong day*

    • @eiad1251
      @eiad1251 4 년 전 +33

      ᵘʷᵘ oh frick ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
      ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
      ᵘʷᵘ
      ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ frick sorry guys
      ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
      ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping
      ᵘʷᵘ my uwus all over the ᵘʷᵘ place ᵘʷᵘ
      ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry

    • @user-of4ys7dd3t
      @user-of4ys7dd3t 4 년 전 +8

      Romans Jashira r/woosh

    • @jashiraroman9839
      @jashiraroman9839 4 년 전 +2

      Mr. Developer also me: *is a human who’s made a bunch of mistakes like this before*

  • @mcc_1149
    @mcc_1149 2 년 전 +14

    Danny: "Everyone agrees that learning guitar isn't bad."
    Miguel's mom from Coco: *Grabs belt*

  • @yrok244
    @yrok244 3 년 전 +4

    "Hey man check out this game!"
    "Oh wow that looks really text for your header!"

  • @usernameunavailable2490
    @usernameunavailable2490 4 년 전 +1701

    Danny: it very difficult to fake your water breaking
    Pam Beasley: *hold my water*

  • @justaninnocentpomegranate3702

    No one:
    Danny: Somehow accidentally uploads a video

    • @markpjgaming1795
      @markpjgaming1795 4 년 전 +38

      Just an innocent Pomegranate i watched it

    • @BlackLicorice
      @BlackLicorice 4 년 전 +12

      Just an innocent Pomegranate I’m ur 1000 like

    • @blazezthename
      @blazezthename 4 년 전 +6

      Reaction time does it too lol

    • @allyson8948
      @allyson8948 4 년 전 +13

      Lol I know, and I got so upset when I saw it was unavailable too..

    • @hikaru_2.0.
      @hikaru_2.0. 4 년 전 +1

      @@allyson8948 same, sis, same!😑

  • @gamebustonaut3171
    @gamebustonaut3171 년 전 +1

    "Text for your header" is actually a slang term, mostly being picked up by 13-15 year olds in the current times, and at its core it basically just means "this game will ruin your life"

  • @makimamagica2000
    @makimamagica2000 년 전 +2

    Imagine the producer or the person editing the ad for the guitar app just decided to quit. And he made it say "THIS APP WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE." Just so nobody would get it.

  • @TheZerglot1
    @TheZerglot1 4 년 전 +250

    Girl: Hey brad, i´m pregnant, you are going to be a father
    Brad: I don´t even know who you are

    • @pip398
      @pip398 4 년 전 +7

      Wanda: _you took everything from me!_
      Thanos: i don’t even know who you are....

    • @turtlesturtles2765
      @turtlesturtles2765 4 년 전

      Sonja Casimier Wanda: You'll know soon biss

  • @zaina9250
    @zaina9250 4 년 전 +479

    No one:
    Weird scary screaming tutorial lady:

  • @fitzgerald1840
    @fitzgerald1840 년 전 +2

    I just realized farewell is just fare well
    That is kind of a whimsical thing to say before ditching someone

  • @unknownfryingpan5544
    @unknownfryingpan5544 8 개월 전 +1

    "who would ever want to learn how to scream"
    the entire metal community: YOU DARE INSULT ME, MORTAL?

  • @siege-of-slayer9234
    @siege-of-slayer9234 4 년 전 +342

    Nobody hates learning guitar
    Grandma from Coco: You dare oppose me mortal

  • @amygumm6981
    @amygumm6981 4 년 전 +2348

    Unrelated, but I'm still waiting on "Im reviewing my legal options" merch. K thanks bye

  • @mew-mewtwo0
    @mew-mewtwo0 4 일 전 +2

    The baby is a pawn. Everyone knows it needs to go to the other side

  • @yeahman20
    @yeahman20 2 년 전 +2

    Tricky: *screams all the way through the song Madness*
    Me trying to scream along:

  • @annme_87
    @annme_87 3 년 전 +1406

    *cough* not exactly a relationship, but I actually had a friend ghost me after 16 years and the last text he sent me was "farewell"

    • @elizabeththompson6127
      @elizabeththompson6127 3 년 전 +60

      My friend keeps deciding if he likes me or not

    • @dumbayd
      @dumbayd 3 년 전 +92

      as someone who has been ghosted more times then i would like to admit, but if someone ended a friendship or relationship like that i wouldn't even be mad

    • @SonderBeats
      @SonderBeats 2 년 전 +89

      @Nana the Brave (ネナ・ザ・ブレイブ) A good friend always considers their friend's advice

    • @hearttheart6229
      @hearttheart6229 2 년 전 +3

      IM PRETTY SURE THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME

    • @levieverhart8640
      @levieverhart8640 2 년 전 +25

      @Nana the Brave (ネナ・ザ・ブレイブ) ouch. Pretty badass however I'm sorry.

  • @heartworkbykitty7933
    @heartworkbykitty7933 4 년 전 +1764

    If metal is screamo music,
    Does that make rap talko music?

    • @fouryou2887
      @fouryou2887 4 년 전 +51

      Asking the real questions

    • @felmiers
      @felmiers 4 년 전 +70

      Metal isn't screamo 😔✌️

    • @thatcapedguy
      @thatcapedguy 4 년 전 +65

      yeah it isn't i'm sick of people just thinking that screamo is a term for any hardcore music that features harsh vocals 😔✌️

    • @Conklin03
      @Conklin03 3 년 전 +50

      "😔✌"

    • @felmiers
      @felmiers 3 년 전 +24

      @@Conklin03 tragic

  • @LovelyMishi
    @LovelyMishi 2 년 전 +6

    "Who ends a relationship with farewell?" 1974 bc, i did.

  • @cassiefromooo
    @cassiefromooo 2 년 전 +9

    1:28 oh poor, innocent danny.

  • @slayslayslay8940
    @slayslayslay8940 4 년 전 +666

    Ha, my level 10 Karen would easily beat your level 5 Lauren with her anti-vax persuasion move!

    • @seaBBB
      @seaBBB 4 년 전 +23

      *You've fallen into my trap woman*
      I play level 15 Karen with the upgrade of the anti-vax persuasion to the TWITTER RANT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    • @Katie-wf1lx
      @Katie-wf1lx 4 년 전 +18

      Nah, Karen can’t win. She’s a gARdeNeR

    • @OnlyV1per
      @OnlyV1per 4 년 전 +16

      *I USE LEVEL 20 KAREN WITH THE MOVE MEDICAL HERBS TO DESTROY YOUR LEVEL 10 KAREN.*

    • @slayslayslay8940
      @slayslayslay8940 4 년 전 +9

      @@OnlyV1per I have two pokewomen, level 10 Karen and level 30 unborn fetus with the move death before birth which will bring your will score to zero causing all your attacks to deal damage to you!

    • @OnlyV1per
      @OnlyV1per 4 년 전 +7

      @@slayslayslay8940 well I use the move vaccination to vaccinate Karen therefore vaccinating the foetus stoping the move death before birth and I end it with leaving the pokewomen because they weren't pregnant.ha rival that.

  • @NightshadeGoddess
    @NightshadeGoddess 4 년 전 +1688

    Danny: talks about how someone accidentally uploaded a ad
    also Danny: accidentally uploads video
    😂

    • @uh3574
      @uh3574 4 년 전 +7

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    • @coloncancer8396
      @coloncancer8396 4 년 전 +6

      @@uh3574 WHAT?

    • @bigbootyhog
      @bigbootyhog 4 년 전 +3

      @@uh3574 dude are you okay

    • @sonarcha1711
      @sonarcha1711 4 년 전 +3

      @@uh3574 Dude, you have stroke?

    • @pabloesco-sk1fy
      @pabloesco-sk1fy 4 년 전 +1

      *LOGIC 100*

  • @bostontowny4life744
    @bostontowny4life744 2 년 전 +2

    The first lady isn’t teaching people how to scream it’s teaching people how to vocalize metal music it’s not the same as just regular screaming.

  • @judson_the_ordinary_guy2226

    I remember seeing a mobile ad for a poor quality sniping game, and they put CoD Modern Warfare as their gaming footage.