Bad Instagram: Conspiracy Theories

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  • @HyperHypocrite
    @HyperHypocrite 4 년 전 +2353

    Sun: round
    Stars: round
    Other planets: round
    BUT EARTH IS FLYING THROUGH SPACE LIKE A F*CKING FRISBEE

    • @sweetssmore862
      @sweetssmore862 4 년 전 +106

      They watched Thor and were like "omg its us"

    • @KevinMcScrooge
      @KevinMcScrooge 4 년 전 +25

      @@sweetssmore862 minus the blowing up part, right?

    • @sweetssmore862
      @sweetssmore862 4 년 전 +38

      @@KevinMcScrooge I mean, they could believe in it eventually exploding. I don't know. I'm sticking to the earth being round.

    • @aprilvanillasunshine8408
      @aprilvanillasunshine8408 4 년 전 +14

      They think it's all coin shaped and we're viewing the tops and bottoms but being lied to about what it looks like from the side (flat)

    • @aprilvanillasunshine8408
      @aprilvanillasunshine8408 4 년 전 +7

      @@sethmp333 LMAO yeah... I was trying to make it make sense 🤣🤣 those that think we're the only coin (if flat at all) while the rest are sphere... Are just... Wrong 😂💀

  • @merlinfae
    @merlinfae 4 년 전 +7690

    Nokia phones are obviously the only phone that can survive time travel.

  • @ratbitch6801
    @ratbitch6801 년 전 +839

    Not only are lie detector tests faulty, but you can definitely pass one if the person taking it BELIEVES it to be true. So the man could fully and truly believe he was from the future and pass it. Another example would be if a red-green colorblind person said the color purple was blue, they would pass it bc to them, they see blue and fully believe it to be blue.

    • @ghoultooth
      @ghoultooth 년 전 +10

      Tbf Danny was being sarcastic when he said nobody ever passes them falsely :)

    • @ll_Star_ll
      @ll_Star_ll 년 전 +29

      ​@@ghoultoothwell obviously lmfao they didnt say it wasnt a joke

    • @starkjet2197
      @starkjet2197 년 전 +4

      The show Psych did this

    • @callerunknown
      @callerunknown 10 개월 전 +3

      Camp Camp pfp in the wild jumpscare

    • @notaprogamer2782
      @notaprogamer2782 7 개월 전 +2

      So I guess it's more of a belief detector test

  • @bahblah1113
    @bahblah1113 년 전 +505

    Fun fact: Danny is currently only 6 miles from your exact location, each time you stop moving he only gets closer. Run.

    • @Nolan-W
      @Nolan-W 11 개월 전 +34

      Wow, I never knew Chicago was 6 miles away from london!

    • @djentlover
      @djentlover 10 개월 전 +5

      That's not very fun

    • @DinoRicky
      @DinoRicky 5 개월 전 +22

      @@Nolan-W I’m currently in a plane over Miami so hahaha
      Edit: Holy crap he has an small private jet and is chasing me!!!!!!

    • @Satnanat
      @Satnanat 5 개월 전 +7

      ​@@DinoRickywrong, he's peddling after you in that little DaVinci helicopter

    • @DinoRicky
      @DinoRicky 4 개월 전 +2

      @@SatnanatI got away I’m in Texas
      *W I T H T H E 2 N D A M E N D M E N T*

  • @existere0racle
    @existere0racle 4 년 전 +5458

    Yet the flat earth society account literally said “we have flat earth members all around the globe”

  • @cactuscravings7090
    @cactuscravings7090 4 년 전 +1902

    That queen with the "laptop" is clearly just playing battleship, duh.

    • @BeepBoy
      @BeepBoy 3 년 전 +20

      Yea.. *HMM.....*

    • @TimoIvvie
      @TimoIvvie 3 년 전 +43

      I wanna say your wrong but your so fuckin right

    • @3v3lyn39
      @3v3lyn39 3 년 전 +8

      *Cactus Cravings your likes right now are 666 but I just made it 667*

    • @cactuscravings7090
      @cactuscravings7090 3 년 전 +6

      @@3v3lyn39 *angry inhale*

    • @3v3lyn39
      @3v3lyn39 3 년 전 +1

      Cactus Cravings *hehehehehehe*

  • @aperson9641
    @aperson9641 년 전 +1069

    I love how all of these conspiracies have people passing lie detectors, and people are like “yup lie detectors are the ultimate test and are in no way easy to pass”

    • @qwertasdcfghjklmo24z
      @qwertasdcfghjklmo24z 년 전 +15

      In Basic Instinct Sharon Stone's character says it is easy to pass a lie detector test.

    • @jamesburk8145
      @jamesburk8145 년 전 +70

      Scientific professionals have even said that lie detectors are pretty fallible, and that they are nowhere near exact enough to even use admissibly as evidence in court. Just most judges aren't aware of that and allow it.

    • @the_actual_alex
      @the_actual_alex 년 전

      the guy who invented them literally said that they were bullshit

    • @Zozu2001
      @Zozu2001 년 전 +57

      Even if they were impossible to trick, it doesn’t test whether you’re telling the truth, it tests whether you THINK you’re telling the truth or not. So a crazy guy who truly thinks he’s a time traveler could pass even an infallible lie detector test 😂

    • @Eddy-xc4ni
      @Eddy-xc4ni 년 전 +16

      @@Zozu2001 also weather the person conducting the test thinks you think your telling the truth
      So basically if the police really really don't like you and want you to be guilty or want to quickly close up the case could just say your lieing about not killing someone

  • @Tyranitar.
    @Tyranitar. 년 전 +318

    Some people do not realize that a thin box that opens, a rectangle with stuff on it, and a normal thing/thing that goes on your upper body with a cool design on it are very common design ideas

    • @commscan314
      @commscan314 년 전 +9

      Haven't briefcases existed for hundreds of years?

    • @pap-fr
      @pap-fr 5 개월 전 +1

      What

  • @arushigupta626
    @arushigupta626 3 년 전 +2135

    You know who yells “We are not crazy”?
    *cRaZy PeOpLe*

  • @captaingeoffreyarcherbekke6172

    If you're meeting up in groups with other people to scream "We're not crazy", then I think it's safe to assume that you're crazy.

  • @poison_sweat8826
    @poison_sweat8826 년 전 +239

    u can literally train your self to pass lie detector tests

  • @c0mput3r80y
    @c0mput3r80y 년 전 +121

    I love how they don't figure out that "government" means "Mind that Controls" rather than "Control of Minds"

    • @lycanrocmare2341
      @lycanrocmare2341 8 개월 전 +18

      I don't think "ment" means "mind" in that context. -ment usually means the action/result of doing something. So it's actually "The action/result of controlling". Either way, I love how conspiracy theorist are so inbred, that they know absolutely nothing about a simple suffix.

  • @rakanapa2804
    @rakanapa2804 4 년 전 +13301

    danny looks 14, but says he is 25 🤔
    *Is tHis PrOof oF tImE TraVeL!?*

    • @borribibrace5521
      @borribibrace5521 4 년 전 +331

      is this umbrella academy

    • @CloroxBleach-nu8vo
      @CloroxBleach-nu8vo 4 년 전 +173

      :o just like how Ryan trahan looks 13 but he is actually 22...hands down proof of time travel

    • @karaokekid9025
      @karaokekid9025 4 년 전 +13

      BorribiBrace aaaaaa

    • @neros12346
      @neros12346 4 년 전 +48

      Actually he was 23 in this video

    • @herb4n7egend
      @herb4n7egend 4 년 전 +53

      danny was born in space travelling at the speed of time and he never aged until he landed on earth, 11 years into his life

  • @user-xd5pp2ts8p
    @user-xd5pp2ts8p 4 년 전 +5458

    Danny screaming “NO” while wearing a dopey-looking tinfoil hat is the thing that continues to sustain me

  • @sonbiscuit9782
    @sonbiscuit9782 년 전 +42

    Why is this man so easy to binge? I started watching his videos around 10pm and it is now 4am

  • @rickrollconnoisseur1926

    i love how much shade danny exudes when talking about flat earthers. it reminds me of anthony padilla's sarcasm with his flat earthers interview.

  • @elizabethrubin3504
    @elizabethrubin3504 5 년 전 +2358

    Danny has tinfoil on his head. tinfoil was invented in 1910! Could this be time travel???

    • @farahabdul-quayum3250
      @farahabdul-quayum3250 4 년 전 +2

      Go fuck your self

    • @xoxo_xoxo..
      @xoxo_xoxo.. 4 년 전 +6

      Ooooo

    • @gumbly4174
      @gumbly4174 4 년 전 +7

      @@farahabdul-quayum3250 области по России не преодолели минимального порога и Санкт-Петербурге на территориях в среднем на одного из супругов может быть и метрическую в целом же не только для лабораторий и Санкт-Петербурге на территориях в среднем по стране данный

    • @elizabethrubin3504
      @elizabethrubin3504 4 년 전 +20

      @@farahabdul-quayum3250 ... i would actually would rather not

    • @yoson9817
      @yoson9817 4 년 전 +12

      Farah Abdul-Quayum// wth?? Do u not get a joke?

  • @whyamihere9947
    @whyamihere9947 4 년 전 +9190

    Apparently, flat earthers claim to have members across the globe.

  • @patrickbatman1908
    @patrickbatman1908 4 개월 전 +18

    Imagine time travelling just to work in a a factory.

  • @clappedsquirrel7315

    If a man actually believes he is a time traveler then the lie detector will pass

  • @pegaburnmusic1961
    @pegaburnmusic1961 4 년 전 +1428

    The "laptop" in the statue is actually a tabula, wich is what the rich used to write on in the anxient roman empire. Its just a block of wood with clay in it. No laptop

  • @maverickREAL
    @maverickREAL 4 년 전 +1915

    About those female factory workers: Hearing aids back in those days were around the size of a cell phone and you had to hold them to your ear. She was probably just hard of hearing.

    • @SSJ9001
      @SSJ9001 4 년 전 +67

      I've heard unsubstantiated claims that someone claiming to be that lady's grandson said she was testing an experimental walkie-talkie or something.

    • @Bookieson
      @Bookieson 4 년 전 +106

      Or she was holding something and her cheek itched

    • @D.G.WO.L
      @D.G.WO.L 4 년 전 +39

      I swear theres gonna be that one kid who is like, N0 ItS aPh0nE

    • @Victoria-hp6sf
      @Victoria-hp6sf 4 년 전 +33

      iTs A pHone

    • @maverickREAL
      @maverickREAL 4 년 전 +36

      @@Bookieson That's also a possibility but I'm using information here based on another theory.
      Tl;dr on it: There's live theater footage from the 20s or something on a certain Charlie Chaplin DVD and in the crowd in that footage there's a woman holding a large object to her ear and speaking, and people thought it was a phone, but it was just a hearing aid. That's how I know the hearing aid thing in the first place.

  • @Issy_Coops
    @Issy_Coops 년 전 +32

    The only I'm questioning is humanity's mental state

    • @Yam-Stuf
      @Yam-Stuf 년 전 +4

      That's honestly something that we should always question,because OH,BOY-

  • @TheVirakahScale
    @TheVirakahScale 년 전 +14

    You're 3 kids in a trench coat.
    Oh wait, that's Drew.
    You're 3 Drews in a trench coat.

    • @DinoRicky
      @DinoRicky 5 개월 전

      Lol
      So 9 kids in a trench coat

  • @TobeEvans
    @TobeEvans 4 년 전 +4194

    The “laptop” was definitively proven by historians that that is *not* a laptop. It’s a jewelry case. :|

  • @lovely8524
    @lovely8524 5 년 전 +1942

    I just ate chicken for dinner, I had the same thing last month.
    *iS tHiS tImE tRaVeL?????*

  • @MissInformer
    @MissInformer 년 전 +12

    2:30
    I think it's funny they are mis-interpreting the circuit connector pads of the buttons on the phone to be cuneiform. Those are literally just exposed cooper sections that would touch a corresponding copper piece inside of the now missing buttons. That's how it would detect if you are pressing the button. The two pieces of copper would touch and complete a particular circuit, causes a specific function to happen. Cuneiform doesn't even have symbols that look like some of those connection pieces.

  • @daisy_bell09
    @daisy_bell09 5 개월 전 +11

    You know what Danny is wearing? A shirt. You know where you bring your shirts? The Dry cleaners. You know where the Dry Cleaners is usually located? A big city. You know what else is in a big city? Fast food restraunts. You know what's a fast food restraunts? McDonald's. You know what they have at McDonald's? French Fries. This is proof that Danny is in fact a french fry

    • @DinoRicky
      @DinoRicky 5 개월 전 +4

      Yes an French fries are the best. Do you know what’s also the best? Glitch productions. This in facts proves that Danny is an time traveling Aussie working with @glitch to stop the end of the world by making videos from the future

  • @Ratciclefan
    @Ratciclefan 2 년 전 +10430

    Screaming "we're not crazy" in unison sounds like something crazy people would say

    • @isolated_illustrations
      @isolated_illustrations 2 년 전 +326

      Flat Earthers: [exists]
      "They're not just wrong, they're stupid." ~the Cat in the Hat

    • @crowneddiamond
      @crowneddiamond 2 년 전 +284

      It's like yelling "I didn't kill my dad!" When nobody accused you of it

    • @poscotrippin
      @poscotrippin 2 년 전 +29

      Yes very correct

    • @mkreeder
      @mkreeder 2 년 전 +117

      Wish there was a counter-group of crazy folk yelling back at them “Being sane doesn’t mean everything you believe is true.”

    • @YoshiMarioGamez
      @YoshiMarioGamez 2 년 전 +11

      @@isolated_illustrations Yes, even their comments are against the thing they say

  • @lilmcsushi
    @lilmcsushi 3 년 전 +8556

    Theory: we're actually called Danny Gonzalez and his name is Greg.

  • @pap-fr
    @pap-fr 5 개월 전 +7

    The funniest thing about flat earth is that loterally nobody would have anything to gain pretending the earth is round instead.

  • @arielleniklawski9944

    I just want to say, I love your channel so much and theses videos help me fall asleep instead of crying myself to sleep I end up quietly giggling so as not to have my parents hear, but when they aren't home I can't help but laugh out loud. You are so funny and so amazing but you do kinda haunt my dreams.

  • @avian4715
    @avian4715 3 년 전 +4805

    "Smarter children tend to become heavier drinkers as adults."
    Well at least I'll be sober

    • @dragonboi6744
      @dragonboi6744 3 년 전 +21

      Lol

    • @rainbowcattail3367
      @rainbowcattail3367 2 년 전 +17

      O h n o

    • @VoidZeroNothing
      @VoidZeroNothing 2 년 전 +68

      As an idiot, I'll probably still become a heavy drinker as an adult.
      It will be the only thing that can numb the _pain._ I'd use it to numb the pain, now. But I'm underage and cannot legally drink. That didn't stop my mother from letting me sip her beer at the age of five and also years after that.
      Hail Sithis or something.

    • @thefunny4272
      @thefunny4272 2 년 전 +12

      who tf says that

    • @nuclearbomb9483
      @nuclearbomb9483 2 년 전 +47

      @@VoidZeroNothing I'm sending a S.W.A.T team to your house. Imagine admitting to have SIPPED BEER UNDERAGE on the internet!!!

  • @sweetsunia
    @sweetsunia 3 년 전 +1896

    “Smarter kids become heavier drinkers in adulthood”
    Wow! That’s great news! I’ll never be alcoholic!

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 년 전 +11

    My favorite thing about conspiracy theories is they immediately fall apart if you reverse engineer them.
    So we went back in time and all we did is make a stone tablet that looks like a nokia phone…a phone that is already going out of style long before the invention of time travel.
    So every space center and astronaut and scientist are all in cahoots to convince us the earth is not flat because………..?

  • @deuceydee3506
    @deuceydee3506 26 일 전 +5

    Those "IS THIS PROOF OF TIME TRAVEL???" memes remind me of that meme with the anime guy looking at the butterfly and saying "Is this a bird?"

  • @WestonNey
    @WestonNey 2 년 전 +3090

    A whole group of people just completely forgot that Photoshop is a thing.

    • @lairoslairoslairos
      @lairoslairoslairos 2 년 전 +25

      Oh No they definetly haven't. everytime there's photographic evidence of something they think is fake, their minds all simultaniously go to photoshop, but of course when they have "photographic evidence" of something, and it's painfully obvious it's photosopped, they call Everyone Who tells them shills from NASA or any other group with the slightest Semblance of Power that disagrees with them.

    • @Maurrokh
      @Maurrokh 2 년 전 +71

      That's the reason deep fakes scare me.

    • @ThePurpleCheesecakeZebra
      @ThePurpleCheesecakeZebra 2 년 전 +122

      some of the "time travelers" aren't photoshopped, they are legit human beings who where in those photos. but the photos are also really old and low resolution and they are often holding archaic technology that modern day people wont recognise so they are more likely to believe its a mobile phone at 6:07 than know what a dictaphone looks like.

    • @theuncalledfor
      @theuncalledfor 년 전

      Except when shown photos that prove them wrong. Then they suddenly remember that things can be faked.
      But no, _their_ photos couldn't _possibly_ be faked, only the official NASA photos can be faked.
      Just don't think about how a flat plane can have a fucking horizon (that works like it does in real life) because that's how the mind control rays get into your brain.

    • @MistGuy-pz1dt
      @MistGuy-pz1dt 년 전

      Especially when people think S.C.P. creatures exist

  • @charlsiemcdonald3785
    @charlsiemcdonald3785 4 년 전 +3024

    the kid that could "time travel" could have told us about Covid-19
    I'm annoyed

    • @sanasyed7732
      @sanasyed7732 3 년 전 +136

      And we could have bought all the hand sanitizer and toilet paper we needed before the stores ran out

    • @sadnessofwildgoats
      @sadnessofwildgoats 3 년 전 +111

      conspiracy: the time travel guy was fake because there will be no more humans in the future because of covid

    • @thatonepersonobsessedwithm4338
      @thatonepersonobsessedwithm4338 3 년 전 +17

      Star oop

    • @imma_rat4_ratatoulliel820
      @imma_rat4_ratatoulliel820 3 년 전 +56

      @@sadnessofwildgoats Umm ur wrong
      *Queen Elizabeth is immortal she cannot die*

    • @sadnessofwildgoats
      @sadnessofwildgoats 3 년 전 +32

      @@imma_rat4_ratatoulliel820 Ah, sorry, I forgot that Queen Elizabeth is and forever will be immortal and as such will be the only survivor in the inevitable apocalypse to come.

  • @roachthicc6543
    @roachthicc6543 년 전 +11

    Conspiracy theory: Danny is a bottle nosed dolphin, he turned into one after watching the Kurtis Conner subliminal video

  • @kaw8473
    @kaw8473 년 전 +8

    Yeah because that lady with the "cell phone" wasn't scratching an itch or taking out an earring while holding her clutch purse. People need to touch grass.

  • @kmtthefrog
    @kmtthefrog 3 년 전 +8749

    danny made that tin foil hat just a little too well for my taste, looks like he's had experience

    • @jotarokujo3887
      @jotarokujo3887 2 년 전 +136

      U- I mean ur not wrong

    • @Cat-yx7xc
      @Cat-yx7xc 2 년 전 +304

      How to comunikate alens:
      1: wear shyny beani
      2: go to america
      3: alens apear!!!!

    • @BrownAutumnSeal
      @BrownAutumnSeal 2 년 전 +165

      is this proof of time travel????

    • @monke980
      @monke980 2 년 전 +71

      sounds like a conspiracy theory.

    • @AnEldritchBeing
      @AnEldritchBeing 2 년 전 +56

      @@Cat-yx7xc realy!? I din no alens aper so esly:0

  • @notgrace7187
    @notgrace7187 4 년 전 +11037

    theory: those weren’t danny’s guinea pigs screaming. it was actually drew because danny kidnapped him

  • @bigcheesesandwich

    danny gonzalez's videos always make me feel better. when im upset i just watch him and i feel so much better. ive been watching him for so long and this video is one of my personal favorites. i never get tired of his content. youre the best dan the man!

  • @gocommitbill8668
    @gocommitbill8668 3 년 전 +7912

    Conspiracy theory:
    The government made Danny make this video to make theories seem fake.

  • @yabcb4102
    @yabcb4102 4 년 전 +1859

    *i was born in 1999 but its now 2019?*
    *TIME TRAVEL*

    • @peacefulbreeze366
      @peacefulbreeze366 4 년 전 +72

      Hazbohamberger And it only took 19-20 years.

    • @transfemengimain
      @transfemengimain 4 년 전 +29

      Peaceful Breeze
      _Fascinating!_

    • @peacefulbreeze366
      @peacefulbreeze366 4 년 전 +18

      a cool pyro Why thank you! Powerful brain cells were used to make the comment.

    • @csh1vr
      @csh1vr 4 년 전 +1

      Hazbohamberger it only took 20 years

    • @estor7168
      @estor7168 4 년 전 +4

      Hazbohamberger no it’s 2020

  • @autismfrog4488
    @autismfrog4488 년 전 +30

    I just subscribed I am now a Greg 😄

  • @lewm8144
    @lewm8144 년 전 +7

    Look at the video. You see colors? What has colors? Hypnosis uses colors. Danny is trying to hypnotize us.

  • @keeleelynn3703
    @keeleelynn3703 5 년 전 +5541

    If the world is flat explain this to me:
    *Why has my life been going downhill since I was born?*

    • @aud7593
      @aud7593 5 년 전 +170

      world flat but tilted. everyone always falling constantly.

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 4 년 전 +152

      If the earth is flat, then why is the moon and sun *not flat?* 🤔

    • @keeleelynn3703
      @keeleelynn3703 4 년 전 +57

      @@worstusernameintheworld9871 because they are HoLoGrAmS

    • @snowshine7404
      @snowshine7404 4 년 전 +2

      no idea

    • @mccloud9915
      @mccloud9915 4 년 전 +41

      Honestly same question, bUT is dE eArTh a tRIanGle

  • @honeyoniyt
    @honeyoniyt 2 년 전 +1523

    "I think I'm being watched"
    No shit, Danny. By me. And 5 million other people.

  • @maroonsunshinelaura
    @maroonsunshinelaura 4 개월 전 +3

    7:20 the funniest part about this is that you can clearly see how the bottom of the city is cut off by Earth's CURVATURE, so you can only see the tall buildings

  • @haydenn92
    @haydenn92 년 전 +3

    Conspiracy Theory:
    Danny has skin. What else has skin? A dead frog. Conclusion? Danny is a dead frog.

  • @Eggue
    @Eggue 4 년 전 +1721

    I just flew into a different time zone
    Is ThIs TiMe TrAvEl?!!

    • @trit2580
      @trit2580 4 년 전 +47

      Shit
      That was good

    • @ibenindrevr2547
      @ibenindrevr2547 4 년 전 +21

      We won: mr stark

    • @lucasritter1252
      @lucasritter1252 4 년 전 +11

      Yes.

    • @terrorhorrorcryptid
      @terrorhorrorcryptid 4 년 전 +10

      Nerpa Seal It technically actually is. TImE TRavEL ExIStS-

    • @bleachkermit4148
      @bleachkermit4148 4 년 전 +10

      Technically, yes. It is. Your traveling slightly into the future or past. Even if it's just an hour difference, it's still technically time travel.

  • @joshuaturney7242
    @joshuaturney7242 2 년 전 +7838

    That “Nokia phone” is actually a piece of art created intentionally by an artist. Kind of as a play on how those phones seemed to last forever and never break. Groundbreaking video Danny. Very good.

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 2 년 전 +167

      Yeah, if something looks "wacky" like that rather than just vaguely not what the conspiracy nuts are claiming it is, it's usually some sort of modern art and not an actual ancient thing.

    • @dominicporter5100
      @dominicporter5100 2 년 전 +350

      @@mastermarkus5307 Modern in more than one sense, too. There's a 16th-Century cathedral in Spain that has a mural of an astronaut on ine of its porticos. Obviously, conspiracy theorists went wild, but it turns out that the church approved of the addition of modern images, the astronaut included, during the cathedral's 1992 renovation.

    • @melsnymphologyy
      @melsnymphologyy 2 년 전 +34

      I was thinking they just modeled nokias afterthe tablet

    • @IndonShahed7166
      @IndonShahed7166 2 년 전 +10

      @@dominicporter5100 you just came Collect one more fact

    • @egrumblybus7792
      @egrumblybus7792 2 년 전 +13

      @@dominicporter5100 Now that is a poggers aesthetic

  • @scourge1124
    @scourge1124 2 개월 전 +2

    I would love to introduce the concept of Ocham's razor, a phrase which is commonly translated as "Entities must not be multiplied beyond necessity" which basically means that often most simple solution is also the most likely. Example: what's more likely? That the entire world is conspiring against you and tampering with your test results to trick you into believing that the world is round when it's actually flat for no conceivable reason other than that they like lying to you OR the world is actually round.

  • @rayyandarwisy3571
    @rayyandarwisy3571 년 전 +2

    Conspiracy theory:danny is a robot from the government to inform you news every time there is news

  • @funnyfella8198
    @funnyfella8198 3 년 전 +820

    "We're not crazy! I swear we're not crazy! Look! We wrote 'I'm not crazy' on the walls of our house and we constantly sit curled up in a ball repeating 'I'm not crazy.' 'I'm not crazy.' 'I'm not crazy.' That's how not crazy we are!

  • @lucashoffses9019
    @lucashoffses9019 3 년 전 +2212

    The “ment” in “government” is a suffix that turns verbs into nouns (other examples include abandonment, announcement, endorsement, among others)

    • @tyf.5111
      @tyf.5111 3 년 전 +242

      Statement, annulment, entertainment, fulfillment, containment...
      I have nothing to useful to add. I just wanted to write some "-ment" words..

    • @rowan4684
      @rowan4684 3 년 전 +93

      oh shiiiiiiit i never knew that
      that's actually a very cool fact thank you :D

    • @slovenlyelk898
      @slovenlyelk898 3 년 전 +73

      @@tyf.5111 Apartment

    • @nikittan.4863
      @nikittan.4863 3 년 전 +13

      @@slovenlyelk898 u made my day

    • @verde7595
      @verde7595 3 년 전 +139

      nice try government, not falling for that one again

  • @jagobot1487
    @jagobot1487 5 개월 전 +3

    You know a country is weird when Craig rhymes with Greg lmao

  • @Max-ww8tn
    @Max-ww8tn 년 전 +1

    danny your videos really cheer me up when i’m down, you’re so funny dude

  • @theless-than-midcast6788
    @theless-than-midcast6788 3 년 전 +5299

    I think Danny isn’t acknowledging the point that they all have Nokias because it’s simply the only phone that’s durable enough to survive the rough process of time travel.

    • @charlied4894
      @charlied4894 2 년 전 +134

      but if *normal* phones will break in time travel so they use the Nokia’s, then how tf are humans strong enough to time travel😂

    • @izzaamazing9277
      @izzaamazing9277 2 년 전 +53

      My grandmother approved of this comment 👍

    • @user-pg7uq6nl3j
      @user-pg7uq6nl3j 2 년 전 +43

      @@ralsei985 my dead ass approved this comment

    • @artdeco777
      @artdeco777 2 년 전 +53

      @@user-pg7uq6nl3j How did your ass approve if it’s dead? Sorry for your loss btw

    • @immortalsocks408
      @immortalsocks408 2 년 전 +5

      The smartphone one though

  • @coffeeNiK
    @coffeeNiK 5 년 전 +19715

    If you look closely, Danny's hair is curved like the Fibonacci sequence. There's only one explanation for this. He's a time traveller.

  • @imacoolghost9799
    @imacoolghost9799 년 전 +5

    I did not know Danny had/has Guinea pigs until today. This video is 4 years old.

  • @kipiHealthfacts
    @kipiHealthfacts 년 전 +13

    I love how the word government is it’s own word not 2 words put together 😂

  • @andresarroyo4164
    @andresarroyo4164 3 년 전 +3652

    Theory: Greg is actually his brother who was turned into a nutcracker which is now at the back of his videos. So every time you subscribe you slowly free Greg and take his place as the nutcracker. WE ARE GREG!

  • @_raccoon_1073
    @_raccoon_1073 3 년 전 +3135

    No one:
    Danny’s hair: 🌊

  • @Ash-vm7ey
    @Ash-vm7ey 년 전 +4

    7:58 the picture on the right had me dying of laughter

  • @ColeZmijski
    @ColeZmijski 8 개월 전 +3

    Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. Don't try to tell me that is a coincidence.

  • @codez857
    @codez857 3 년 전 +1496

    if the earth was flat:
    we could see japan from America with a telescope
    it'll be the same time in every country
    we will be squashed to pulp due to gravity

    • @juliewebb9289
      @juliewebb9289 3 년 전 +46

      FAX

    • @hellothere2808
      @hellothere2808 3 년 전 +11

      This proves the earth is flat, now tell me your puny proof krplus.net/bidio/qLFxhWSDm3ysdoo

    • @ambrosxa
      @ambrosxa 3 년 전 +56

      @@hellothere2808 are you joking or not

    • @YNEA.
      @YNEA. 3 년 전 +115

      @@ambrosxa Ryan Higa is a satire KRplusr. That video is a joke using a bunch of random shit trying to prove the earth is flat.

    • @hellothere2808
      @hellothere2808 3 년 전 +7

      @@ambrosxa I mean the video is a joke but it all seems to connect...

  • @SEMILY-ms6wx
    @SEMILY-ms6wx 4 년 전 +17472

    Conspiracy: Danny’s first follower was called Greg, that’s why we’re called Greg

  • @misswilwarin8829
    @misswilwarin8829 년 전 +3

    I love how Danny is straight up blasting all these "conspiracy theories" without even flinching. He needs to have a TED Talk where he debunks a bunch of conspiracy theories.

  • @ellabeloungy6869
    @ellabeloungy6869 년 전 +3

    Only people who have been called crazy many, many times (rightfully so) would have to yell «We’re not crazy»

  • @vectorperkins6685
    @vectorperkins6685 5 년 전 +735

    He passed a lie detector test because he genuinely believes he is a time traveler. It doesn't mean he really is.

    • @TheLugiaSong
      @TheLugiaSong 5 년 전 +94

      And also a lie detector isn't even that accurate either.

    • @michaelvickers5084
      @michaelvickers5084 5 년 전 +84

      Lie detectors detect signs if ur nervous or just show emotions, they dont actually know if ur really lying or not, a serial killer passed the test by just being relaxed

    • @juanpablorobayo3437
      @juanpablorobayo3437 5 년 전 +29

      There’s the idea that when people truly believe something, it becomes the truth. For example, people who are deprived of sight and are made to feel water running along their legs, but are told they’re bleeding, will exhibit symptoms of blood loss and could even die. So, therefore, if someone believes he’s a time traveler, then his body will change molecularly and give him time traveling capabilities /s
      (I mean from what I know that psychological torture thing is true but the rest is me talking out of my bum)

    • @wystrix439
      @wystrix439 5 년 전 +1

      I mean, giving everyone cancer DOES work so why not

    • @jacobblacks1fan12345
      @jacobblacks1fan12345 5 년 전 +6

      LIE DETECTORS ARE 100% ACCURATE CREATED BY THE MOND CONTROL TO FIND ALL THE TIME TRAVELERS
      Duh

  • @peterclark2152
    @peterclark2152 4 년 전 +1396

    Notice the guy holding the “watch ring” didn’t have gloves on, isn’t it mandatory to have gloves on when holding precious items from dig sites?

    • @peterclark2152
      @peterclark2152 4 년 전 +30

      Harper Welker Yeah definitely

    • @mir-rw1id
      @mir-rw1id 4 년 전 +13

      **VSAUCE MYSTERY SOUND INTENSIFIES**

    • @raccoonman4691
      @raccoonman4691 4 년 전 +7

      I mean no. Anyone can go fossil hunting on a beach or some shit and they don’t have to wear cloves. I’ve done it multiple times. So have hundreds of other people and we even went with a professional the first couple of times

    • @peterclark2152
      @peterclark2152 4 년 전 +8

      Ben Thatcher True but how likely are you gonna think that what you found is all that special when you weren’t checking an official dig site. If the guy had got this from somewhere other than an official dig site than it’s far more likely that someone in modern times made it or he lied and made it himself. Not saying it’s impossible to come across an artifact like this normally but it’s extremely unlikely.

    • @raccoonman4691
      @raccoonman4691 4 년 전

      Peter Clark the place we went is world famous for having fossils. It’s not all like what you see in Jurassic park where there’s a little sand pit with rope around it.

  • @iamboredfor2months
    @iamboredfor2months 6 개월 전 +4

    3:02 thats a book... THATS A BOOK

  • @danser_theplayer01
    @danser_theplayer01 개월 전 +4

    Conspiracy *hypotheses.*
    Theories (like gravity) are hypotheses that received substantial factual proof through experiments and observations.

  • @cosmoisconfused
    @cosmoisconfused 2 년 전 +6183

    If you listen to Danny's voice, you can hear sound, what else makes sound? Microwaves. Conclusion? Danny is a microwave.

  • @iliketoeatbatteries8122
    @iliketoeatbatteries8122 3 년 전 +21865

    Conspiracy theory: Danny isn’t real. This channel is actually operated by the little nutcracker guy, and he controls danny

  • @zozzleberryfin1735
    @zozzleberryfin1735 9 개월 전 +3

    Everyone always brings up how lie detectors are easy to fake the results of, but I feel like you don’t even have to go that far. If a person believes the lie they are telling, they wouldn’t show signs of lying on a lie detector. A person who is so convinced of their delusions that they would willingly take a lie detector test would not read as having lied, lie detectors aren’t magic.

  • @Jaithesaintt
    @Jaithesaintt 년 전 +1

    Nooo THIS ONE HAS ME CRYING. I just made it to the JONAS BROTHERS AND YOU TOOK ME TF OUT

  • @krayokay.3774
    @krayokay.3774 4 년 전 +809

    Fun fact: the cellphone factory woman photo has been debunked. Its actually an old hearing aid.

  • @yermom9817
    @yermom9817 4 년 전 +1799

    nobody:
    absolutely no one:
    not a single soul:
    the guinea pigs: *sKREEEE*

    • @Percy.404
      @Percy.404 4 년 전 +16

      I thought that the guinea pigs were a sound effect that Danny added in 😂

    • @Electronidus
      @Electronidus 4 년 전 +5

      I just want you to know that I snorted with laughter when I saw this comment

    • @malikam6166
      @malikam6166 4 년 전 +1

      The yeeted Fetus you have no proof there was no soul *GhOsTs*

    • @rainbow4664
      @rainbow4664 4 년 전 +4

      My guineas started squeaking once his did 😂

    • @cloudysum9608
      @cloudysum9608 4 년 전

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @itzToastedDuckyR
    @itzToastedDuckyR 년 전 +2

    6:28 "is some sort of government conspiracy theory, or is this just sad?"

  • @twiceboss
    @twiceboss 년 전 +5

    very upset none of these time travellers warned us about covid

  • @isabelk9018
    @isabelk9018 5 년 전 +3124

    Conspiracy theory: Greg is the fastest growing family on KRplus and this was the first channel to hit 100 mil and lose it in one day

  • @aspentree9
    @aspentree9 4 년 전 +1530

    if the earth is flat, then how do lizard people live inside the earth

    • @doe8244
      @doe8244 4 년 전 +15

      Is that a Doctor Who reference?

    • @aspentree9
      @aspentree9 4 년 전 +9

      Doe 82 no, I just thought I would point it out

    • @mcdingies
      @mcdingies 4 년 전 +3

      @@doe8244 That's what I thought

    • @emmaray1567
      @emmaray1567 4 년 전 +10

      flat refers to the shape (as in ----) but it doesn’t refer to the “thickness” of the earth 😂

    • @lunarra6612
      @lunarra6612 4 년 전 +3

      You mean on, sorry.

  • @leviachan5649
    @leviachan5649 년 전 +5

    7:00 That's true, there's a guy that looks like him in my class too lmfao

  • @daichisawamura20yearsago64

    Theory: Danny's real name is Greg and the government's after him so he had to change it. So he decided to make it his fanbase name.

    • @raquelellenpowell
      @raquelellenpowell 4 년 전 +31

      Like the "20 years ago" touch on your name, nice.

    • @Mika-ev2dk
      @Mika-ev2dk 4 년 전 +12

      Is this truth of time travel

    • @Beans95
      @Beans95 4 년 전 +6

      A concerned stranger • 20 years ago .......

    • @nicoleowens7269
      @nicoleowens7269 4 년 전 +5

      I saw that 20 years ago and i was hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    • @Hannah-ud8yt
      @Hannah-ud8yt 4 년 전 +4

      This way when the govermentfind him we can say "we are are all greg" and die in his place

  • @ericka4114
    @ericka4114 2 년 전 +1944

    Laura: peacefully making a sandwich
    Danny: screaming with a tin foil hat

    • @Zozu2001
      @Zozu2001 년 전 +68

      My first thought at this comment was “that sounds like a 50s marriage” lmao

    • @hushfur
      @hushfur 년 전 +41

      @@Zozu2001 GELP I JUST VISUALIZED LAURA MAKING A SANDWICH WITH DANNY JUST SCREAMING IN HIS HAT BEHIND HER 😭😭😭

    • @mickeyp6639
      @mickeyp6639 년 전 +6

      @@hushfur are you 12 years old perhaps?

    • @beanmoo
      @beanmoo 년 전

      @@mickeyp6639 is your butt hurt perhaps?

    • @mickeyp6639
      @mickeyp6639 년 전 +1

      @@beanmoo yes always

  • @gigachad6957
    @gigachad6957 9 개월 전 +2

    The time travelers are disrupting the canon event we gotta stop them

  • @kasemcerma3111
    @kasemcerma3111 년 전 +2

    A compiracy theory is that danny is a ventreculic doll that is controlled by the nutcracker😂

  • @jesstaymusic
    @jesstaymusic 5 년 전 +8846

    a woman was spotted. is this T I M E T R A V E L ?

    • @autumn4514
      @autumn4514 5 년 전 +234

      Jessica Taylor Music Everyone knows women didn't exist until they were invented as a tool in the cold war, their presence in art before that is proof of *time travel*

    • @ronaldtheant
      @ronaldtheant 5 년 전 +100

      Jessica Taylor Music god apparently wrote the bible before words were invented. Is this T I M E T R A V E L ?

    • @kazzy3508
      @kazzy3508 5 년 전 +78

      Man was doing *NORMAL* activity as a normal person should *NORMALLY* do?!
      Is this... *T I M E T R A V E L ?*

    • @jaya9298
      @jaya9298 5 년 전 +65

      Obviously. We all know women didn’t exist until before the Kardashians

    • @FreezingmoonDSBM
      @FreezingmoonDSBM 5 년 전 +15

      Yeah. Women arent alive anymore. TEEM TRUVL

  • @heleenakrayee4015
    @heleenakrayee4015 5 년 전 +751

    *shane dawson has left the chat*

    • @lola3048
      @lola3048 5 년 전 +12

      I love Shane's conspiracy theories. Fight me. 😂

    • @heleenakrayee4015
      @heleenakrayee4015 5 년 전 +6

      SAME

    • @majandrita232
      @majandrita232 5 년 전 +8

      *The government has left the chat*

    • @heleenakrayee4015
      @heleenakrayee4015 5 년 전

      Coral Funtime yes😂

    • @cookiepegietherats2404
      @cookiepegietherats2404 5 년 전 +1

      heleen akrayee i was actually about to say that 😂 i kinda left shane for a bit though cuz i kept seeing the creepiest thumbnail and couldn’t take it 😂 i’m a baby. But its terrifying 0-0

  • @ms.blooddiamond3857
    @ms.blooddiamond3857 2 개월 전

    Danny's doppelgangers made my jaw drop😮 Genuinely, if I didn't think he was being honest, I'd believe these were all him in different disguises with a little editing work. That's insane!

  • @theatregeek1313
    @theatregeek1313 년 전 +1

    Danny: I think I'm being watched
    Me, watching him: Oh no you're not don't worry

  • @jesstaymusic
    @jesstaymusic 5 년 전 +5979

    a man in the 1930s wore a hat. is this T I M E T R A V E L ?

    • @layafedele8426
      @layafedele8426 5 년 전 +42

      Jessica Taylor Music when I saw ur comment I thought,
      TIM ETRAVEL??????

    • @dreamofyouandi
      @dreamofyouandi 5 년 전 +91

      Since hats were invented in 1974 by Richard B. Hat, this can’t be possible.

    • @lukelindell4898
      @lukelindell4898 5 년 전 +2

      Jessica Taylor Music HA

    • @mr.cfccvg031
      @mr.cfccvg031 5 년 전 +3

      The things he has on was out back then

    • @maviewinkler5032
      @maviewinkler5032 5 년 전 +22

      Hats where originally invented by Frank Time in 3098, but he also invented time travel, and because he wanted to become rich, he travelled to the Year 1849 as William Bowler and invented the, today known as Bowler, first hat that made him rich.
      A few years later, he became bored, so he travelled as Edward John Smith to the year 1912 and became the captain of the titanic.
      btw the same year, he had the idea of 9/11
      and now he is on youtube, searching for time travel content
      mission completed :)

  • @Teeeth
    @Teeeth 4 년 전 +757

    The other head obviously whispered
    *"Hey lil mama lemme whisper in your ear"*

    • @ajlee2168
      @ajlee2168 4 년 전 +9

      honestly this is underrated

    • @Teeeth
      @Teeeth 4 년 전 +4

      @@ajlee2168 I feel like the other five likes I gave myself was just a little bit overboard, but thanks!

    • @panielrosebud
      @panielrosebud 4 년 전 +15

      Can confirm, was the head

    • @Teeeth
      @Teeeth 4 년 전 +8

      @@panielrosebud Oh thanks for confirming my suspicions!

    • @davidbosy4275
      @davidbosy4275 4 년 전 +1

      Cant like cuz its at 69

  • @zoetoffeebean
    @zoetoffeebean 년 전 +6

    4:05 not this being malignant's plot lmao

  • @stupidArtKid_
    @stupidArtKid_ 년 전 +9

    this is my biggest comfort video ever. whenever i cry or run a child over and hide from the cops I watch this video. thank you for creating this

  • @biffity240
    @biffity240 5 년 전 +472

    In the year 1980, a woman had a black cat. In the year 2018, I have a black cat.
    Is ThIS prOOf OF tiMe TrAveL??

  • @raiiny_deer
    @raiiny_deer 5 년 전 +888

    Danny: Hey! What’s up Greg!
    Me: But my names-
    Danny: Greg!
    Me: No it’s-
    Danny: GrEg!

    • @pilarmontanogavira1860
      @pilarmontanogavira1860 5 년 전 +69

      Creator_ Chan Once you sub and turn on notifications, you are now and always and forever Greg. There’s no turning back. You must join Greg. Do not deny it. You NEED to join Greg. We are Greg. Join Greg now. You must

    • @gabbye265
      @gabbye265 4 년 전 +33

      Whatever ur name used to be IT DOESNT MATTER u are Greg now and u will ALWAYS BE GREG!!!!!!

    • @syd_1876
      @syd_1876 4 년 전 +29

      If you were a real Greg you would know that pressing the subscribe button sells your soul to him

    • @gabbye265
      @gabbye265 4 년 전 +8

      Syd_ Dino yes

    • @johnhenryhenriksen5725
      @johnhenryhenriksen5725 4 년 전 +1

      @@allydoodahdee apart and a part have very, VERY different meanings. Please edit your comment ;-;