These Memes Are Awful (Student Memes)
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- 게시일 2018. 12. 04.
- These instagram memes are so fresh they'll make you want to become a student!
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“Let’s together learn”
*cries in: I miss billion surprise toy*
Georgia The person same bruh
Me too 😂😂😂
They had to be replaced with trillion surprise toys..
169!!!!!!!!!!!
come come everybody just come
Cody Ko: I hate the minions
Jake Paul: I can’t believe there is a human with this much hatred.
im dressed as a minion on roblox....
CODY HATES ME
wrong channel ^^
Im your one thousandth like uwu
Wrong channel dude
Is this like...a double roast?? You really did that. Wow. You managed to do the “Danny is Cody!” thing and roast Jake Paul. Godly.
As an Indian Greg, allow me to explain the topper one. Topper basically means the highest rankers in class. In India, everything comes down to grades, nothing else matters. You have to know how to write what you know properly in exams, otherwise you won't get marks. Teachers have very specific answer key and you need to magically match it if you want to score good. I know people (including myself) who knew everything but couldn't write it down exactly like they wanted and therefore didn't get the deserved marks. On the other hand, there are people who do not understand the concepts but know how to memorize and write and they do very well in exams. It's a flawed outdated system and no one likes it.
same case in Bangladesh too. tired of this system
What on earth is a mark? Isn't that a bad thing?
@@aspenisthebestit’s a the percentage in a test
As an Indian I agree
@@aspenisthebestI JUST READ UR NAME LOL
“Let’s together learn”
Never change Danny.
Never
“sir, the teacher has been drained”
*bring in the next subject*
wait a minute...
Heheh
HmM YeS
Can u shout me out
*Salute to the next subject guys.*
*LeT's ToGeThEr LeArN*
LEARN EVERYBODY JUST LEARN
Come come everybody just come! JUST COME!
LETS TOGETHER RELATE
Let’s together bath!!
Doodle Bugz RELATE RELATE EVERYBODY JUST RELATE
I was just reminded of when I was in elementary school I imagined that my desk was a hospital, the homework sheets were patients, my pencil was Dr Ticonderoga, and my pens were nurses. There were all kinds of intrigues and plots including one of the pens rebelling against the pencil and being locked in the pencil pouch until she agreed to do her job, and one of the patients dying and the pencil covered it up with the help of one of the pens. I remember it being very entertaining
I would've 100% been friends with you
We need more of this story
hold on i am definitely gonna do something like this when i'm bored in class-
When I was in elementary school I played a game where the pencils were children (the shorter the better) and me and my best friend would keep on sharpening them and then get in trouble but blame other people and (we sat next to each other for the whole year so we were constantly talking and laughing) then the sharpeners where hair cutters and pens were parents and we played one game where it was Halloween and the children went trick or treating dressed as barbers cause it was so scary and now that I think about it it would be terrifying having your skull slowly being shaved down but it was super fun and one time one pencil broke and we tied it together with a tissue like a bandage
I wish I had done this
Being a student right now, I find it hard to relate to these
Yeah they feel so cold and unreal
You don't suck the life out of your teachers?!?!???
frfr
tbh I get gen x vibes from these, not gen z
Bro I’m starting sophomore year in less than 12 hours as of writing.
*lets together join Greg*
Cayden Quintana lets Greg together join
Lets together bath (c)
Let’s together subscribe and like his videos.
I think you mean *Let's together Greg*
I was literally on my way to comment the same thing shit I’m too late. Salute to you, man.
Awww, the little nutcracker guy has friends
They aren't his friends, they're his army.
@@emerz3530 Oh lord, how long till they become too powerful?!
@@nicstar1704 you say that like they aren't
No they are part of a army
stillchillAHA that’s a good one
Lmao if they really wanted to make that candle metaphor work it should be the teacher lighting the students with his flame like he was sharing the knowledge
Ikr, it was right there omg
As a student I can confirm that we always salute to each other when we do any single task
Salute to you, fam! For typing this comment, acknowledging us students completing our singular tasks!
@@Spoonickssalute to you for saluting the guy who commented this
o7
Danny: Weird flex but...
His brain: dont say ok dont say ok
Danny: thats fine
Lol
Ok
wow
I love undertale too
ok
The teacher isn’t even lit up he’s just dripping his sweat on his students
Teachers suck, they ain’t lit 😆
Travis Scott would not approve
@@BlockedUser1 why yes he would
LOL
Kinda wishing I didn't read this
As a teacher myself, please believe me: knowledge is absolutely a finite resource. I lose brain cells everyday talking to these teenagers.
"Let's just together learn" this is why i am subscribed to this man
*i love together learning*
@@thatoneobject4182 Watch his Johnny Johnny yes papa videos then come back and delete this reply
@@weskercide lmao
@@thatoneobject4182 r/whoosh
Wow. You had to do this twice. Smh 😤😤😤
@@thatoneobject4182 Bitch please
"weird flex but......that's fine"
“weird comment but….....that’s unoriginal”
Preposterous boast... but alas
Chillx not to be annoying or anything but you forgot the “ at the end of unoriginal
@@alexsa7189 he was being original
melomaniac uncanny flaunt, rump acceptable
I like the "I found this conversation between the pencil and the eraser very inspirational" part because it implies that it actually happened and the narrator experienced it firsthand.
"People usually reject or ignore expensive things bcoz they can't afford them"
meanwhile thieves:
i love how he says “this is from a porn” not “this is porn” or “this is from a porno”
Lily gail Johnny sins xD
@@tellestina4533 oh shit where's johnny test
it's like the pastor from family guy xD
He knows, he's just trying to be sneaky! You can't fool me Danny, I know that you know that that is Johnny sins
"Ah yes I've heard of these. Isn't this one of those 'porns' that the teens like so much and that I've never indulged in, myself?"
"people without kids live forever"
infertile people: *I AM GOD*
“I see no god up here other than me”
"I am invincible"
"I. Am. Groot."
“I’m a dumb peice of shit”
I'm asexual, and I can confirm this. I have never died, not even once.
"Let's together learn"
Well. I just found my senior year book quote.
pleaseee 😂
So proud of Johnny sins, really putting his life back together
Johnny Sins is a renowned American astronaut, former marine, teacher and nurse who achieved critical acclaim for his pioneering work across multiple fields and industries
The second fastest growing army is the nutcrackers in the background
Lol
Don't Google that
He probably watched "The Nutcracker and the four realms"
Anika Wiebe yes
I have committed 14 hate crimes, 2 war crimes and 6 major homicides
But hey,
That's just the life of a student.
You can kill as many people as ted bundy and destroy the whole universe
and the only excuse would be...
@@macoroniac333 It's just the life of a student!
@Jack Stone no no, you're right.
@@idiotsavant2343 wai wut
Chemistry class
5:40 As a student, I can confirm...
That pretty much every classroom looks like this but with chromebooks.
1:22
“Dealing with girls... Boys? Maybe.”
That just sounds like me in a nutshell
Biconic
Bitastic
Bi-yourself
Why are you inside a nutshell?
@@vegeta1990we need to help them, they can’t get out 😖☹️😫
Kids: I would never miss a class if it was on a computer
Coronavirus: Hey
Me: ok.
SQURLES In Squares. Ms:idc about ur life
Me: still skips class
ive skipped more class during this quarantine than in my entire life
but a man hasn't fallen into the river in Lego City
“this is the life of a student right here"
*shows picture of a dog lying on top of a grave*
Yea I saw the video already
@@Michael-tm1ej ok
Its the teachers grave
That was pretty relatable actually. You know, dying, and feeling like your pet is the only one that'll miss you
@@WillyWONT true
I saw a website that translates kid "slang" that was made by adults and it said yeet means yes......their source was a parent heard their kid talking on the phone....
7:30 real story: Yeah no I rejected the drug addicted guy that had a crush on me because I’m not taking the chance of being forced into a really toxic relationship where he peer pressures me to start doing drugs. But yeah. Couldn’t afford him and that’s why I rejected him.
I bet this is where Lele Pons learns to relate to students
LMAOO
Lmfaoooooo got em
😂😂😂
RIP lmaooo
Jessica R. No she just learn so she can bully them😩😭
Fun fact: Every time a baby learns to walk, a random person is paralyzed forever. The more you know.
But hey, that's just the life of a student
@@nabeelnitro6447 lmao
Does that mean if I get a life, would somebody lose theirs?
@@Han_Niche well then that wouldn't make sense because that would mean there would be the same amount of humans forever and that means overpopulation wouldn't be a thing, which it is.
@@blossom7333 excuse me, did it not occur to you that i was making a joke?
I usually don't pay attention to the background of Danny's videos that much so sometimes I'm shocked to find that the nutcrackers randomly increase. I'm pretty sure though they come and go on their own accord and Danny is too scared to admit that he has no idea where they come from and what they want from him. But he knows they are there. Watching...listenening...waiting and cackling as the time for them to strike inevitably draws near, with no idea on what their weaknesses or powers could be
The face was showing emotion. He’s smirking. At that point where you give up on life and are amused by it.
The Pencil and Eraser sounds like a toxic relationship.
Nionivek by definition it is. The eraser is enabling
thats just the life of a student
That is also a BFDI crackship.
Yep
me to my only friend who i’m stuck with because i literally have nobody else
School has given me anger issues and I feel like crying most of the time
*BuT tHaTs jUsT tHe LiFe oF A sTuDeNt*
* edgy *
@@ellieblunden1463 did some one say my name?
Me to
F
Edgy
The fact that Danny is so oblivious to the fact that that is Johnny Sins in the 31 year old guy meme just adds to another layer of hilarity I love it
Danny: Are kids really into minions these days?
Me in 2022 after Minions, The rise of Gru came out: YOU HAVE N O IDEA
Bad Relatable memes are my favorite. you need to do more
Weird but I agree
Hi normie
hi phamalam
Name checks out
All the dead memes 1K 💕
The nutcrackers are a symbolic representation of Greg. They are growing so fast and spreading around the globe.
You need more likes my dude
4:32 oh my god its the guy not only is he a plumber,doctor,dentist,police officer and fire fighter but hes also a student. what a strong man handling so much in his life
9:56 I thought it was a reflection in an amoogus characters spacesuit 💀
Ok one question, about the candle dripping wax into the students well how is the candle dripping wax if its not on fire?
You really don't wanna know!
The light of his soul just went out
It’s just the life of a student
Sally Windhunter it's .... Wick craft
See what I did their :)))(((
Because hes burned out, They made a pun. A bad pun
BuT ThAts A LIfe Of A STUDen- I mean TEACHER !!! REspEc TheM
The later you watch this, the funnier the surgery on a grape portion is.
One of my friends brought it up again today. It's not dead yet
@@jessicadragonare7993 that just means your friend is a normie lol
I forgot about that lol I was rudely reminded of the grape.
The year is 2020. I laughed.
addy wilson so did I.
My dude thought he was ripping the thing about the 31 yo college student apart while unwittingly explaining the joke. Truly painful to see. 10/10 we love you Danny ❤️
I’m watching this 3 years later: yes, students do love minions these days
“One day you’ll die and rot in hell”
Danny:”well that’s just the life of a student”
Ah yes
Congrats on repeating words
@@how_may_i_offend_you6611 it's what gacha dumbasses do
whys nobody talking about the reference “let’s together learn”
time stamp?
@@nannanya579 1:28
Let’s together school
im smoothbraining,,, whats this a reference to
@@emlem8420 im confused too!
As a student I can confirm that my life is like this. Now, if you excuse me I'm going to move in to Danny's walls.
8:00 I think he's so "flabbergasted" and impressed by his own ability to fuck everything up, he doesn't know how to feel, so just has a fake "Yeah, I'm fine" face on.
Like you know you're gonna fail something, and when you get the results that you do, but you're already so spiritually crushed by the subject, that you can't do anything but laugh and bury the pain so deep away that it no longer bothers you.
That's him.
Is it just me or are his nutcrackers multiplying
He gave birth.
I'm pretty sure
It is
Yes its also almost Christmas so good timing
They are
He's turning into Billion Suprise toy with that "let's together learn"
Lol
For minute there I was wondering if I heard right
That was the point...
Oh yes, the nutcracker in its natural habitat Danny’s room questioning why he’s talking to to a bunch of people named Greg
I apologise for my fellow students, they are... Interesting.
*"But whoever writes in exam, he becomes a topper. 😉"* But doesn't he become legally skilled? Asking for a friend.
Babylon's Mediocre Art no, they become legally allowed to leave
Babylon's Mediocre Art lets together laugh at that
If you listen to the teacher during class you can legally be a pencil
No because my daughter is ugly.
(hope you get it)
Idk but I hope they do
nutcracker guy keeps multiplying..
Soon his background will be only nutcrackers...
I’m so scared 😔😔😔
??? Nutcracker? You mean GOD?
Colosika Circus u right 🤠🤠
I DIDNT NOTICE
“Let’s together learn!”
-Danny Gonzalez
"Lets together learn!"
Damn, the bst is taking over
I can’t believe the nutcrackers are multiplying!!!
Lil Kevin RIP THANK YOU!
SEE
Omg lol so true I didn’t even notice until I read this and looked
They reproduce asexual
EACH SEASON THEY GROW STRONGER
These memes feel auto generated. There’s a soullessness in them that I can’t shake off, like something inhuman and robotic created them. They don’t even feel like their made by an older, out of touch person, but some type of alien that’s trying to relate to people and failing.
You are absolutely correct. It's an indian trying to relate to the rest of the world
@@Bloodray19 As an Indian, I have to sadly agree :/
It feels like this mindless black mass of nothing trying to attach itself on anything to get some "emotion"
Kinda like agony in the Fazbear Frights series
Just a mass with no mind, no will, just being
Hi Greg
@@rachelgolubiewski5580 oh shit
2:34 I used to think this picture was so dumb. Of course teachers don't have to lose knowledge in order for their students to learn. However, in recent years, I've become painfully aware of how draining it can be to be a teacher and this picture has a whole new meaning for me.
5:25 If my classroom looked like this, I’d rather learn online ‘cause there’d be no point in going to school.
Is nobody else gonna wonder about the fact that technically the pencil also gets smaller everytime you use them too
(Edit: wtf 3.6k likes?!?!)
That's just the life of a student
Bro
Yah
@Kieran Soltau that's just a theory
@@SM-qv2om a game theory thanks for watching
hearing him say “a porn” is the most innocent thing yet the complete opposite
Exactly
Lol so true but like Danny is so funny lol
@@core6854 yeah
made me realise Johny sins is not that much of a famous meme
Danny pretending he doesn't know who Johnny Sins is. Either he and Laura have never done the secks, or he's pretending he's never rubbed one out to a video with Johnny Sins because his parents watch his videos
I can confirm I never make mistakes my parents look younger than I do
5:52-6:32 I actually really like that conversation between the pencil and the eraser. I think it's well made and deep.
relatable student memes are only relatable when they’re about being hella depressed
Big mood.
HI I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE AND I LOVE IT BECAUSE I SEE GERARD JSJSJDJBEB3
is it just me or is it everytime he uploads a video there are more and more nutcrakers in the back
btw i dont know how to spell
SOOOOO true
especially when its after a break up
Wait Danny doesn't have kids. Maybe that's why he looks like hes 14.
you’ve cracked it
No it is because he eats almonds
@@Kanyewestbiggestfan123 and drinks the blood of Craigs
Salute to that
@@pri_zombie and kills nutcrackers
5:28 is truly awesome in my opinion. I kinda wish this video was longer personally, then maybe we could’ve gotten more awesomeness.
As a teacher
The respect your teachers bit just hit home
Take my knowledge so I may die
the-
they’re.
they’re multiplying.
They're alive
Your a little late
Suavecita you’re
danny: i have trouble relating to youth
also danny: *could pass for a 18 year old*
He has a wife
@@spaghettigum isn't he like 20 tho?
@@hughmungus7896and?
@@spaghettigum asking if he is 20
@@hughmungus7896 well idk
1:11 TIMESTAMP................also hello timed users how are you doing?
good 😌
👍
I’m good ☺️
Pretty good 🙂
Good
Imagine being a kid and feeling the way Danny described. My childhood in a nutshell.
let's together learn
Let's Together Learn
LET'S TOGETHER LEARN
*LETS TOGETHER LEARN*
Omg I died when he said that 😂
That dog laying on the grave is there because black stone soaks up the most heat and is therefore the warmest place for it to be.
Makes sense actually, like did the dog sniff out the rotting dead owner from years and found him exactly there
Ok makes a lot more sense
hell yeah, hot dog!
ItzGinnyWeasleyMuggles Now listen here you little bitch
*light
7:19 : narcissists and other toxic people unironically live by this
Watching this 4 years later I get the candle teacher meme. It’s the teacher’s will to live. The students take it all
These aren’t student memes these are boomer memes
Facebook memes
Ok Boomer
@Disha Basu yes! Thats exactly what it is🤣🤣🤣
EXACTLY FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT
Haha 420 likes
"Would you slap your best friend for a nice, fancy car?"
Me: *Slaps my best friend for no reason*
S a m e
#thispostissodeepandrelatable
@@lexalargo9199 wait but it's not trying to be deep at all
@@lexalargo9199 This is about as deep as the shallow end of a pool
@@nottheonly1 exactly 😔
This man is giving us the facts of life, I never would have known that my childhood was "the shit" (8:30) had it not been for this insanely smart man
the fact that im watching this on my school macbook but still dont wanna go to class
There’s 4 nutcrackers the prophesy is complete
lol
Grace Swanson look it up I spelled it right
Maybe there will be a 5th one
@Grace Swanson Stfu *LOL*
@@shiyo7978 OMG YES I WANT A 5TH ONE
pretty sure they're planning to take over the channel... they're so adorable tho
the most relatable part of this video is the bags under his eyes
Salad on the Side But you’re a teacher
That's just the life of a student. Can't wait for these finals next week... :P
@@shiningskies47 I've got years of experience with these bags 😂 never a day without them
Salad on the Side Yeah I have discoloration a bit too it sucks, but I was referring to your (awesome) profile pic :)
I can tell how spiritually close you relate to your own comment just because of the Aizawa profile picture
7:37 i remember one time like 2-3 am at night i cooked up a cuppa tea. And then when it was ready i watched it for a minute or so. Just standing there observing the cup with that exact expression on my face
3:35 as a teacher, yeah lmao but literally. it's called educator burnout and it's insanely real.
Imagine having a good day and then some teacher comes in with a candle head and pours wax onto our heads
*absorb my flesh foundling*
@Jamestheunkown HahaHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
@@ebbykageyama4248 absolutely not
The funny thing about this is, that the "teacher" has to be bright (/to be lighted) , to drip "wax" onto our heads lol.
apply directly to the forehead
I for one think it's sweet that some Facebook mom is trying her best at Instagram.
she just wants to relate to her son
Danny Gonzalez *salute*
She’s trying to let everyone know that her life’s being drained
But they post like 6 pics a day, that's probably a facebook mom group
tiffanyferg I'm a big famous KRplusr now 💁♀️ I don't make the rules
This is my first time watching one of Danny’s videos. I am now going to subscribe just because he said “what’s up Greg”
As a 13 year old Greg, I can confirm that these make absolutely perfect sense and I am unable to comprehend why it's so hard for Danny to understand these hilarious memes.
boyfriEND
girlfriEND
best friEND
Greg
only Greg has no end, Greg will never wrong you
Greg forever strong \^▪^/
@@mioafox damn right
Exactly.
Danny Devito has no end. Therefore he is also Greg.
grend
Those nutcrackers are the fastest growing army on KRplus.
Those nutcrackers are starting to freak me out...?
They're. Multiplying.
I had proper internet access from like 2015 and I remember that was when these types of memes were extremely popular here in India.
If I dig around my facebook profile I'll probably find a bunch of them. Kinda feels nostalgic now.
Being a dad?
That’s just the life of a student.
let's *together learn*
Everybody come *juSt CoMe*
He's still not over the whole "Papa" thing x')
Danny: That's a weird flex, but...
Me: -Okay!
Danny: That's fine!
Me: DAMMIT
i said the same thing :,(
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yeet 999th like
SAMEEEEEE!!!!!!!
“People without kids live forever”
*I both never want kids and have an extreme fear of dying this is great*