Deeply Troubling WikiHow Articles (w/ Ryan Trahan)

Acting possessed isn’t a hobby. *It’s a lifestyle.*

cody ko bleached his hair for ice powers confirmed

I found an wiki how article on “how to act like you’re a witch in middle school”. There was a question that asked “does this only work for people middle school?”and there was an answer that said “no it doesn’t have to be only for middle school, i am a 37 year old single mother and i use this at work to make people obey my commands.” It is frightening to me that adults use these kind of wiki how articles.

This is actually why Danny is greying early, he’s getting his ice powers

Friend: I have ice powers
Me: Can you show me?
Friend: Uh... Uhm.... ‘faints’

Ok. But why do both of them look 16???
Where did they swim? The fountain of youth ?

Tell me Ryan doesn't give you lovably awkward Golden retriever energy

I’m glad Hans Christian Andersen came back to life just to collab with Disney to write a wikihow article; what a champ

Danny has never looked older than someone before

*Danny looks 17 and Ryan looks 14*

Okay I’ve figured it out
Ryan= Tom Holland
Drew= Tobey Maquarie
Danny= Andrew Garfield

I was imagining if your family did this throughout the vid.
You’re in the bathtub screaming “ITS NOT WORKING” as your sister tells you about garlic day and its mysteries, you hear your dad or mother in the other room yelling bloody murder, your other parent is slowly turning into a cat, and your brother has been constantly fainting for years.

If old people have ice powers, is that why they're so sensitive about the thermostat?

G rated version of Cody Ko and Noel Miller

There was an article i read on "How to be a mermaid" and it was very similar to the ice powers one. It started off with very mundane tips like "spend time at the beach" or "join your highschool swimming club". Then it started telling you to be all secretive and refuse to swim in front of your friends because then they'll see your true form.

WikiHow be like "dress for the powers you want, not the powers you have"

i love how ryan just spends the whole video waiting for a chance to speak

The whole time Ryan is just admiring him like "this is actually happening now bro"

I think the idea of the “leaving occult books around” thing is that whoever finds it is supposed to think you were researching the occult (for some reason) and got yourself possessed.

The first two steps in the “How To Act Possessed” article are just me and my anger issues in elementary school…

If someone asks you to do something,
1. Hiss
2. Pretend to have ice powers
3. Faint

Danny looks like he got slapped by legal

Ryan is so fucking adorable. He's like a very tiny golden retriever. LOOK AT THOSE EYES

I had a friend pretend to be possessed once on Halloween. It was really annoying because it freaked out one of our other friends (he was quite a bit younger then us) but no matter how many times we said we knew she was pretending she never admitted it.

How to act possessed:
Step 1: Study every chihuahua you can find.
Step 2: Copy their behaviour.

Cody Ko must have ice powers with his bleached hair

Get you a partner that looks at you the way Ryan looks at Danny

Just saw this and having actual fainting spells due to disorders and disability hearing the one on how to fake them to get out of things made me furious.

I can't believe Danny is finally collaborating with Dash from The Incredibles.

Danny: *breathes*
Ryan: *LAUGHS IN HYSTERICS*

As a person who actually has fainting spells fairly often, I can say that I wouldn't recommend it since I have had and have multiple concussions. But I do get out of things I don't want 🤷

Hey Danny and Ryan.
This is another fun collaboration video. Your energy together makes it greatly entertaining.
I don't know if you're aware of this; the CDC has tips for surviving a zombie apocalypse on their website. It's legit emergency info presented tongue in cheek.
Your presentation of wiki-how reminded me of it.
Thanks again for the laughter.

I like how Ryan is sitting on a super tiny chair. And Danny's just on a huge chair.

*takes forever making ice costumes and accessories*
*gets fire powers*
OH COME ON

love how they try to hide their “powers” by wearing a snowflake necklace

6:22 are we just going to ignore how both of her eyes are staring into a different direction

I watched too many cooking shows and now I have rice powers.

“do ice powers” has the same energy as “let’s together bath”

So Danny has ice blue eyes and a white streak in his hair... I think there's something he needs to tell us.

How to actually pretend to faint:
Start acting tired and woozy amd when someone asks you, say you’re fine, then, after a few seconds start tripping a little, than just fall onto the nearest table / desk and just keep your face frozen, than after like 10 seconds slowly get up and groggily moan.

Is it just me or was Ryan fangirling the whole time?

Sure, Wikihow may be disturbing, weird and confusing, but by God, the pictures make for some great meme material.

i think my favorite wikihow article is how to rp a family on animal jam as there's a section involving the sex part of it and it's genuinely the funniest thing

I love how their only two steps into the first article and Danny is ALREADY angry that he hasn't gotten to the cool steps yet

How to have ice powers:
*Step 1: tape Freezers to your hand*

How to pretend to faint:
Step 1: *Get a brick*

Like 5 years ago I had a „not like other girls“-phase and wanted to be a legit superhero/villain (didn’t really matter) so I read _several_ Wikipedia articles on how to be a superhero and stuff like that. I also tried for a few weeks to make people think I’m a secret agent by sneaking around school, telling people I have plans and obviously making up what I have planned, and letting an app call me and then saying „I told you not to call me here“ into my phone

I was about 5 minutes in before I noticed the nutcracker army and now I'm terrified.

At summer camp one year, a girl convinced me that she was a mermaid and made me promise not to tell. First time telling this secret in 7 years

get you a man that looks at you like how ryan looks at danny

2:37 nah it's more like you wanna learn Für Elise and the teacher is explaining where the wood to make the piano comes from and the ethics of using ivory to make the keys (which they don't anymore, thankfully).

"Step number 9: Act like the frostbite doesn't bother you"
*I guess you could say the cold never bothered me anyways*

*ACTING POSSESSED IS NOT A PHASE MOM!!!!!!!!!!!*

Their doubtful attitude towards this article is the exact reason they dont have ice powers

Gotta love Hans Christian Andersen dying in 1875, then coming back to life just to make a wikiHow article

danny almost let ryan do the intro:))) hes so nice!! and so humble!! thank you for letting small youtubers like brian or whatever be on your channel!!!!

*Cody and noel left the chat*

*ryan trahan fangirling for 18 minutes an 27 seconds*

Danny : *says something funny*
Ryan : *repeats what Danny said* **desperately avoids eye contact with camera**

How to act possessed steps 1-4:
Show signs of extreme depression.

they look like two different cartoon characters in a crossover

When I was in the third grade, I was in the girls bathroom with a group of friends and this one girl, Ophelia, started talking about how she couldn't wash her hands because she turned into a mermaid whenever she got wet so my best friend ran her fingers under the faucet and flicked them at her. She rain into one of the stalls, shut the door and said "Oh, not now!" so one of my friends peeked under the stall and confirmed that she still had legs.
Edit: A good addition to this is when my elementary school friend tried to convince me that he had super senses because his dad was a cop, and could tell that the flagpole in the parking lot was exactly 36.4 (or something like that) meters away just by smelling the air.

Ryan Trahan is so cool, he should make a 30 day series on delivering a penny to MrBeast

As someone who legitimately faints occasionally, how you would get out of things by fainting isn't actually the fainting itself. I'm usually only unconscious for 5-10 seconds (long enough to hit the ground), but the disorientation and dizziness can last for up to half an hour depending on the situation. I once lost memory of about 10 minutes before and after the faint. It's more the side effects of fainting that make you unable to do anything afterwards.

Danny looks like a dad and Ryan looks like a teen boy from the 80s

can’t wait for the next article “How to Convince People you have Fire Powers”
step 1: put your hand in flaming hot coals

The collab we all wanted but never knew we needed

8:42 2019 - ryan trahans first naughty nono stinky word -

I have two things to say
One Ryan's laugh sounds like a very happy cough
And two it's the first time Danny looks older than someone. Ryan looks 14 and Danny looks 15

The ice powers worked for me, the video kept freezing :(

How humble of Danny to not make a big deal about his ice powers and just leave hints with his hair

this... this is a thign!?!? i've been watching both danny and ryan for like 2 or 3 years and i just NOW find out they made a collab 5 years ago? what?

Why are your hands cold?
*snow reason*

I like Ryan. It sounds like he coughs every time he laughs.

this is almost completely unrelated but at around 4:52 i got a greenpeace ad about forest fires and it said something like "if we don't do something, this family [of koalas] will take their last breath" right before i skipped, and right after was the bit where ryan said "i'm excited" and i audibly gasped lmfaooo
most dramatic gasp i've ever taken tbh

i am seriously considering doing only the “practice your ice power” step because it’s so fucking funny to me

Ryan is the most unawkward awkward person.

Danny, are you okay??? That one nutcracker is dangerously close and they are multiplying...

10:58 "Guys I think devin might be... a dummy!"

11:15 Well if the demon hasn't taken full control yet then the person might try and figure it out on their own time but not tell anyone cause they'd seem crazy. My only question would be why doesn't the demon just clean it up or, better yet, burn the bo.oks? The symbols feel like overkill, especially if they're the stereotypically ones and everywhere. Why am I actually kind of criticizing this WikiHow?

Dude, just as he said “why can’t this freeze” my phone froze. I genuinely thought it was apart of the video for a few seconds.

Danny has established dominance by sitting on the chair that’s bigger.

"who is reading these articles?"
-Danny while doing exactly that

fun fact in elementary school i would pretend 2 faint every time we had 2 run the mile (not bc of that article) and i actually managed 2 convince several doctors i had an iron deficiency

Ryan falling in love and Danny friend-zoning him for 18 minutes straight

WhEn SOmeOne GrABs YoUr ColD HanDS AnD ASkS “ WtF WhY” SAy “OH SnoW ReaSOn AT All”

I once saw a wiki how on how to act like Levi Ackerman from Attack on Titan and the whole premise was don't show any emotion

I read a Wikihow article about getting out of school for being “sick”. One of the things it suggested is drinking a certain liquid that *makes you throw up* .

Greg is no longer the fastest growing army... *the nutcrackers are.*

Ryan looks like he looks up to Danny.

This is the collab I need knew I needed. luv u both!!

I really need this collab again 😭

Danny: “How to pretend to have ice powers”
Me: “HONEY, WHERE’S MY SUPER SUIT?”

I think the “How to act like your possessed” article should be changed to “How to get admitted into a mental health facility”

HOW HAVE I FOUND THIS NOW?! I LOVE BOTH OF THEM SO MUCH IM CRYING😭 WE NEED MORE !!

Some of the “unnerving” stuff that’s supposed to make me seem possessed is stuff I do normally.😧

before i knew ryan i thought you colabed with a random 16 year old

He got himself a Noel

When do I stop pretending to faint? My family thinks I’ve been in a coma for the last 2 and a half years because they asked me to move the couch

I love how at 2:25 he started to pronounce Hans correctly and then corrected himself to say it incorrectly.