This Is The Strangest Low Budget Movie

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  • @Thesilliestkid
    @Thesilliestkid 3 년 전 +6177

    never ask a woman: her age
    a man: his salary
    Charles: if he is a genie

  • @PurpletasticFred
    @PurpletasticFred 4 년 전 +3074

    Hey small child, will you help me sort through my things?
    -5 seconds later-
    WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU SHOULDN'T TOUCH PEOPLE'S THINGS!

  • @roshnipatel2000
    @roshnipatel2000 2 년 전 +3193

    The movie is weird but I liked the premise of the genie tricking them into fixing their life themselves

    • @KillerQueenDopamine
      @KillerQueenDopamine 년 전 +228

      This movie actually didn’t seem that bad compared to other ones he’s reacted to on this channel. I didn’t find the plot holes or writing to be too awful. Again, watching bad movie commentary from him and Drew and Kurtis probably set the bar low lol

    • @justsoul815
      @justsoul815 년 전 +82

      @@KillerQueenDopamine so true, this movie seems pretty enjoyable (at least Danny's video about it, I'm not sure about the movie on its own)

    • @hiddenleafdrip3869
      @hiddenleafdrip3869 년 전 +70

      @@KillerQueenDopamine depends on how you take it, I think most of the top comments being heavily annoyed with Stan just getting a redemption arc after 2 years of being an asshole paints the picture.

    • @vermillion2023
      @vermillion2023 10 개월 전

      He's not a genie you idiot.

    • @utatanepikoV5
      @utatanepikoV5 7 개월 전 +1

      1k after a year!

  • @jakengatai2972
    @jakengatai2972 11 개월 전 +1676

    Janitor - “Which kid is yours?”
    Stanley - “Uhh, I haven’t decided yet”

  • @lovingweirdo4727
    @lovingweirdo4727 4 년 전 +4107

    Stanley is literally just abusive??? He makes her feel guilty for asking him about the book and the garage, intimidates her by using violence (e.g. destroying the lamp) and just in general yells a bit too much

    • @Sara-yi1lf
      @Sara-yi1lf 4 년 전 +165

      Thats literally excactly what i was thinking about.

    • @Niobesnuppa
      @Niobesnuppa 4 년 전 +279

      I agree. I understand that he's grieving, but that's not excuse to treat his also grieving wife like shit.

    • @kylapoots4629
      @kylapoots4629 4 년 전 +84

      He lost his kid
      Next he will loose his Wife
      And by that I mean
      Divorce

    • @striveforsuccessstudysmart3509
      @striveforsuccessstudysmart3509 4 년 전 +32

      sounds like my dad

    • @tirzxh
      @tirzxh 4 년 전 +31

      @@striveforsuccessstudysmart3509 oof

  • @phoenixfox4851
    @phoenixfox4851 5 년 전 +5059

    "You can't just make a book full of 1,000 questions"
    Tell that to the school system

    • @idekisthisnecessary
      @idekisthisnecessary 4 년 전 +21

      ^ω^

    • @gabbylea7477
      @gabbylea7477 4 년 전 +24

      i feel like i shouldn’t like this because then it would go for 666 to 667 ughhhh

    • @DarkShadic9632
      @DarkShadic9632 4 년 전 +56

      What is... science?
      What is an electro-magnetic pulse?
      What is a gremlin?
      Why are we around?

    • @phoenixfox4851
      @phoenixfox4851 4 년 전 +11

      Wait a minute-
      How did this comment get so popular?

    • @pinkablink9488
      @pinkablink9488 4 년 전 +7

      Phoenix Fox because of liberals

  • @babyvia6712
    @babyvia6712 년 전 +2734

    It’s adorable that Danny cries everytime the little girl gets adopted and is so mad about crying about it, but not because he thinks it makes him look weak, but because he thinks the movie isn’t worth crying over

    • @notaspacecow
      @notaspacecow 9 개월 전 +281

      Crying is for strong people who aren’t afraid to be vulnerable 💪💪💪💪💯

    • @babyvia6712
      @babyvia6712 9 개월 전 +73

      @@notaspacecow 👏💯

    • @TheFallenTrooper
      @TheFallenTrooper 7 개월 전 +59

      I am the same way with My Girl. I cry so hard and it’s infuriating.

    • @bea2323
      @bea2323 5 개월 전 +42

      Love that! No toxic masculinity on Dannys channel

    • @boopdoop2251
      @boopdoop2251 3 개월 전 +38

      Danny is unironically more strong than any “alpha male” KRplus channel… because he doesn’t even have to try. He doesn’t have to put on a front of strength and confidence, he just naturally is confident and unafraid to be goofy or cry or care if people think he’s not masculine for it. He’s just himself and chill and it speaks volumes about his confidence, unlike alphas who are obsessed with how they’re being perceived.

  • @generalshenanigans1703

    Stan is THE writing mood tho. Typing two words and saying “screw it, I’m outta here?” That is the most relatable thing about writing I’ve ever seen in a movie tbh

    • @Tyler-ip7mj
      @Tyler-ip7mj 10 개월 전 +99

      Every time I sit down to write and then give up without getting much done I can hear Danny say “Stan’s not writing shit today”. Stan is a little too relatable at times 😅

    • @renthewerecat
      @renthewerecat 7 개월 전 +7

      so true

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 5 개월 전 +22

      "The night was..." is my favorite movie example, from _Throw Mama From The Train_
      "The night was hot, wait no, the night, the night was humid. The night was humid, no wait, hot, hot. The night was hot. The night was hot and wet, wet and hot." & it goes on from there, eventually ending up with -spoiler- sultry lol

    • @Stanssstraykiddss
      @Stanssstraykiddss 5 개월 전 +2

      True lmao

    • @lunaequinox7333
      @lunaequinox7333 3 개월 전 +4

      About to say this is just the story of my AO3 account.

  • @beccahiggins3972
    @beccahiggins3972 5 년 전 +1878

    “It came out in 2011”
    oh ok, cool. not too long ago
    *”8 years ago”*
    .......oH okAy.

  • @guineverepriddy5289
    @guineverepriddy5289 4 년 전 +5512

    Plot twist: Stan is actually so emotionally unstable because he is worried that the police will find out that he intentionally pushed his son into oncoming traffic where Sam ran him over.

    • @Alysscka
      @Alysscka 4 년 전 +306

      Dark, but... what a great plot idea

    • @frenlyneybur7544
      @frenlyneybur7544 4 년 전 +158

      That would actually make a really good movie

    • @lolwhat4606
      @lolwhat4606 4 년 전 +55

      couldve been a great horror movie but they needed those sweet sweet family friendly ratings

    • @sushiroll7013
      @sushiroll7013 4 년 전 +49

      then he bounced

    • @maybeoptify
      @maybeoptify 4 년 전 +14

      @Wicked Program why not just edit the word wtf

  • @wwildan8961
    @wwildan8961 년 전 +2003

    Stan’s an abusive douche and I feel really bad for Lisa but there’s one moment in the movie that really gets under my skin. Why didn’t Lisa tell Stan she was giving away their sons stuff? Like I totally get why she would want to do that on her own, she wants to heal, but there is no way she was thinking in her head “You know what would make my grieving and unstable husband get better? Giving away the last outlets he has to his son. Surely this will fix our marriage and he’ll say ‘you’re right Lisa. I’ve been too attached to my dead son and you giving away his stuff without consulting me really changed me for the better.”
    Obviously not on Stans side, but Lisa should’ve thought that decision through a little more

    • @thesleepydot
      @thesleepydot 년 전 +219

      exactly. i think she was inconsiderate… but yeah not worse than stan.

    • @spiderguy44
      @spiderguy44 년 전 +83

      Yeah, I felt a little bad but I feel bad for both of em.

    • @glorihol6803
      @glorihol6803 년 전 +1

      bro she was literally checking out some dude at work, they're both shit

    • @RAWRzooted
      @RAWRzooted 11 개월 전 +143

      tbh she didn't have to get rid of all of his shirts like his special jersey. i mean yeah move on but man that was his jersey you can still remember him some what

    • @LiterallyInklingGirl
      @LiterallyInklingGirl 11 개월 전 +6

      Yeah like he died one day ago let him have some memorabilia sheesh

  • @cellytron
    @cellytron 년 전 +1251

    The rest of the movie absolutely should have been Stan’s ever-increasing rage at his continued failed attempts to destroy the lamp. It should have been like a Warner bros cartoon and he gets bigger tools each time like a jackhammer and then a steamroller and industrial shredders, like he has to literally drive to these locations, and each time the wife just slaps her forehead, riding along with him in the car, saying “Stan no stop it”

    • @frankisnot1148
      @frankisnot1148 년 전 +46

      I'm pretty sure it's the plot of one of the episodes of Amazing World Of Gumball
      Spoiler
      It ends with them trying to destroy the thing with whatever machinery is used to destroy cars
      And it fails

    • @veryferalthing
      @veryferalthing 개월 전 +2

      tearfully begging him "Stan no, Stan wait, stop it, Stan-" and like, just kind of half-heartedly jogging behind his car as he's driving (in my head, he is driving so slowly that she is actually kind of keeping pace with him, if not just like, 15 feet behind the car)

    • @CaptainWobbs
      @CaptainWobbs 10 일 전 +1

      “See? It’s just a lamp! Nothing magical about it!” Stan says as he chucks the lamp into an active volcano, only to walk back to his car and see it buckled up in the backseat.

  • @McMerlin11
    @McMerlin11 4 년 전 +2987

    Stanley is literally the worst protagonist

  • @PrimusPicklebal
    @PrimusPicklebal 3 년 전 +3044

    Stan’s wife: *looks at him*
    Stan: Oh-Ho-Ho! Okay! Ooh, well, so you wanna do it the hard way, huh?

  • @nabeehanajaf
    @nabeehanajaf 년 전 +1143

    Despite everything else, this is the best acting I’ve seen in a low budget film

    • @caramelapples4393
      @caramelapples4393 7 개월 전 +81

      And the fact that the movie wasn’t THAT bad it was ok

    • @b4kedbricks
      @b4kedbricks 4 개월 전 +47

      it really was, the couple argueing was a little too accurate. along with what greif can do to an already fragile person

    • @Elle...
      @Elle... 개월 전 +3

      it wasn't even low budget, they had $1M. They could afford real actors (L. Scott Caldwell was in LOST for Gods sake) but apparently not real writers.

  • @badmiracle
    @badmiracle 7 개월 전 +53

    i actually don’t think stan should be allowed to adopt a child considering his unchecked anger issues have yet to be addressed.

    • @badmiracle
      @badmiracle 7 개월 전 +14

      like the ending is cute in theory but honestly stan is such a scary character. 😭

    • @luisshorts.
      @luisshorts. 2 개월 전 +1

      Nah the movie will tell you “just believe”, so make do with that I guess idk

  • @lolyoudonthearthepeoplesin668

    “She rubs the lamp, and then a mysterious man shows up at the door...”
    Will Smith: *It’s rewind time*

  • @lizp5004
    @lizp5004 4 년 전 +5871

    The real question is how do they afford that house on the salary of a gym employee &an out-of-work writer?

    • @dylanrodrigues
      @dylanrodrigues 4 년 전 +187

      Liz P they could have inherited from Stan or his wife's parents? The real estate prices where they live is not that bad? The wife actually makes good money?

    • @beholdandfearme
      @beholdandfearme 4 년 전 +458

      If he's written successful books already he has passive income from the sales of those books. I'm guessing that a publisher wouldn't be bugging him to finish a book if it's his first one.

    • @kingofmashedpotatoes
      @kingofmashedpotatoes 4 년 전 +88

      Sounds like an episode of House hunters ᕙ( • ‿ • )ᕗ

    • @lizp5004
      @lizp5004 4 년 전 +43

      @@homelander4375 I feel like you're the least capable at deciphering sarcasm, dry humor, &rhetorical questions from 'relevant questions' tbh.

    • @justanothercommenterwithan9089
      @justanothercommenterwithan9089 4 년 전 +10

      @@homelander4375 i'm gonna have ti agree with liz here your kinda a dumbass

  • @alexandrobrin2891
    @alexandrobrin2891 년 전 +469

    imagine if the janitor was the guy who did a hit-and-run that killed the kid. so he was at the funeral knowing what he did and checked up on him through the movie, and hired the genie to help the dad

    • @Mario_432
      @Mario_432 5 개월 전 +41

      Then asked the dad which kid is his lmao

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 2 개월 전 +7

      Hiring a genie is really funny to me

    • @veryferalthing
      @veryferalthing 개월 전 +3

      @@Mario_432 power move

    • @andya.9422
      @andya.9422 개월 전 +5

      @@veryferalthinggotta keep him on his toes

  • @thesimifers
    @thesimifers 년 전 +421

    The craziest thing is that the budget for this movie was $1mill, and not $15K

  • @oceansalami6818
    @oceansalami6818 4 년 전 +3113

    K Stanley is low key abusive
    Highkey

  • @jkli0_597
    @jkli0_597 4 년 전 +3537

    "Which one's yours?'
    he says 2 years after he watches Stan mourn for his dead son

  • @yowieyahoo
    @yowieyahoo 년 전 +181

    the cursive singing is, hands down, the funniest thing in this movie

  • @wismuel
    @wismuel 10 개월 전 +128

    That scene where Charles is making toast is probably the most realistic scene in the movie. I feel like any old person with a really cheery mood would compliment their own toast to themself.

    • @alexanderthefine
      @alexanderthefine 3 개월 전 +6

      Honestly everyone should though. Truly appreciating the little things. Fire.

  • @TheDonutMan3000
    @TheDonutMan3000 5 년 전 +10049

    Plot twist: Sam was the one who drove over the kid to kickstart the movie

    • @anna-gj1jb
      @anna-gj1jb 5 년 전 +380

      I SPIT OUT MY DRINK 😂😂😂

    • @kat-nw5hh
      @kat-nw5hh 5 년 전 +48

      Moritz R HAHA

    • @evqzehormones2202
      @evqzehormones2202 5 년 전 +357

      ...and he decided to help out the guy who lost his child out of guilt

    • @oliviaz113
      @oliviaz113 5 년 전 +90

      I choked on my Cheeto when I read this

    • @annieyu72
      @annieyu72 5 년 전 +214

      What a twisted prick! Killing a boy and just watching the couple in pain. He even has the balls to ask “which one is yours?” To a middle aged man watching a baseball game.

  • @ellacasey7303
    @ellacasey7303 5 년 전 +3724

    Just your average movie about replacing your dead son with a girl you saw while creeping around the baseball field

    • @xoxobubonicbaddiebimbo9169
      @xoxobubonicbaddiebimbo9169 5 년 전 +33

      Yep

    • @leonna9159
      @leonna9159 5 년 전 +11

      @GaMeKniGhT 101 hehe 69

    • @gooklor7976
      @gooklor7976 5 년 전 +11

      Ella Casey so true

    • @jordand2405
      @jordand2405 5 년 전 +16

      Haha reading this comment 5 seconds into the video. This will be interesting

    • @tryingmybest3744
      @tryingmybest3744 5 년 전 +8

      It’s literally the same as the book the twelfth angle with extra stuff. It’s a great book and this doesn’t do it justice.

  • @catasrophieGrrl
    @catasrophieGrrl 년 전 +183

    As a person who was a foster kid in the custody of a lot of creepy people. This makes my skin crawl.

    • @NylaTheWolf
      @NylaTheWolf 8 개월 전 +19

      I'm so sorry you went through that ❤

    • @kellymurtagh-quinn8058
      @kellymurtagh-quinn8058 3 개월 전 +2

      Why?

    • @ranniwolves
      @ranniwolves 2 개월 전 +11

      @@kellymurtagh-quinn8058probably bc stan was able to adopt josh after being horrible to her and watching her baseball games like a weirdo

  • @bunnigacha
    @bunnigacha 년 전 +359

    Charles is so adorable he’s just smiling and telling
    People to belive in themselves he’s just the best guy

  • @AzoicRift
    @AzoicRift 3 년 전 +3634

    I feel like this movie was originally a Christian movie but something happened in production that made then cut everything religious from it. Charles is clearly supposed to be a "messenger of God" and I bet Sam was also originally some holy being as well, a guardian angel or God himself perhaps. I bet there was just a ton of religious stuff cut from the movie in editing for an odd reason. I wonder if there was 2 releases, one religious and one not. It feels weird that someone would make a religious movie and then just cut it all out so far into development
    EDIT: IT IS! the movie is based on a book under the same name and the book is listed under Christian tags on Amazon. The writer had also previous made Christian movies. Why they cut all of that out is beyond me

  • @wesley_3201
    @wesley_3201 4 년 전 +3758

    Stan can throw everything behind him but the loss of his son

  • @NosebleeddeGroselha
    @NosebleeddeGroselha 6 개월 전 +14

    Just a friendly reminder, throwing something at a wall in front of you is an act of abuse and psychological violence, doesn’t matter if they didn’t touch you.
    I used to believe otherwise while flinching and getting anxious whenever I hear something break throughout my entire life

    • @edanrice9798
      @edanrice9798 5 개월 전

      Then my children are abusive.

    • @katleido
      @katleido 2 개월 전 +5

      @@edanrice9798 I mean there’s a difference between children who don’t know any better and a full-grown man who should have learned self-restraint by now, and is in a position of physical power over his wife

  • @mjroxmysox101
    @mjroxmysox101 2 년 전 +124

    Ok I know this video is years old but the funeral scene is really crazy to me because deadass that's exactly what my grandpa's funeral was like. He was a quiet guy and I guess he didn't have many things that he was outwardly passionate about and so his wake and funeral were literally baseball themed

  • @aaronhall74
    @aaronhall74 5 년 전 +3770

    *watches kids play baseball*
    “Which one’s yours?”
    “I don’t know. Haven’t decided yet.”

  • @hazelrogers513
    @hazelrogers513 3 년 전 +2692

    Me: mom, can we watch Aladdin?
    My mom: no, we have Aladdin at home
    Aladdin at home:

    • @LomalaMalet
      @LomalaMalet 3 년 전 +22

      Stan: Listen to your mom kid.

    • @Qinglady-ue6wm
      @Qinglady-ue6wm 3 년 전 +13

      what about that weird creppy cartoon rip off one? That one is even worse Lmao.

    • @Qinglady-ue6wm
      @Qinglady-ue6wm 3 년 전 +9

      @Falling Angel UWU I think its callee "Alibaba"

    • @spynx3167
      @spynx3167 3 년 전 +3

      @@Qinglady-ue6wm oh not the worst one then krplus.net/bidio/mdSco6eVo36bmYI

    • @hauntedaether
      @hauntedaether 3 년 전 +4

      this and 'Aladin' which is just a MESS.
      danny needs to make a video on it lmao

  • @CoolPaDuke
    @CoolPaDuke 9 개월 전 +20

    "At least I'm not a crazy dog guy. I've seen you at our practices talking to your dog"
    Honey, the man sits at a ball field watching a bunch of little girls. Talking to his dog is the least of his problems.

    • @luisshorts.
      @luisshorts. 2 개월 전 +1

      I mean he is talking to a guy who vaguely knows him, but to him it’s just some random janitor who works everywhere for some reason

  • @johnnye87
    @johnnye87 년 전 +107

    Feel like if you're stuck in writer's block because of unbearable grief, jumping in with "Happiness is..." is just deliberately setting yourself up to fail.

  • @mayanirmal513
    @mayanirmal513 4 년 전 +2095

    Okay, this dude is just abusive. Like, I know that he lost his son, but his wife is okay and he needs to get his stuff together.

    • @alpaca990
      @alpaca990 4 년 전 +267

      I'm SO glad someone said it. All of that is straight up abuse, especially just getting on your wife for trying to connect with you while you've been moping for two years, and actively ruining something she believes in.
      What a dick.

    • @Straw_berri3
      @Straw_berri3 4 년 전 +92

      I’ll be glad if they actually divorced and he never came back again.

    • @slashergaming5397
      @slashergaming5397 4 년 전 +8

      Chill its just acting its a movie

    • @yersiniapestis5237
      @yersiniapestis5237 4 년 전 +92

      Slasher Nebulous I don’t think anyone was questioning that.

    • @larrybarry5303
      @larrybarry5303 4 년 전 +62

      Slasher Nebulous it makes it seem like this Behavior is normal and okay though

  • @demitri2613
    @demitri2613 5 년 전 +2249

    Janitor: which one of the kids is yours?
    Me: I haven't decided yet.

  • @kiralonely1307
    @kiralonely1307 년 전 +107

    When Stan is standing up after giving away the glove, holding his chest, like a bunch of scenarios went through my head including but not limited to; "fuck my heartburn is back" and "his heart grew three sizes that day-"

  • @katjosephperez8772
    @katjosephperez8772 년 전 +100

    We love a book going from “Happiness is…” to being approved for publishing in less than 30 days.

  • @chaoxiangalula4086
    @chaoxiangalula4086 3 년 전 +1792

    Even if someone close to him died, that didn’t give him an excuse to be an asshole :/

  • @nickprosterman1872
    @nickprosterman1872 4 년 전 +13696

    Stan’s wife: *literally breathes*
    Stan: OH SO YOU WANNA NAG ME NOW

    • @DukeNukem9405
      @DukeNukem9405 4 년 전 +651

      Stan wife: *sleeps*
      Stan: OH SO YOU WANNA NAG ME NOW!?!?

    • @turtlemanfromgatherspond6382
      @turtlemanfromgatherspond6382 4 년 전 +518

      Stan's wife: (dies and haunts stans dreams)
      Stan: OH SO YOU WANNA NAG ME NOW

    • @Straw_berri3
      @Straw_berri3 4 년 전 +534

      Stan : **Has a wife**
      Stan: OH SO YOU WANNA NAG ME NOW?

    • @theminakins815
      @theminakins815 4 년 전 +246

      I too don't wanna fight. Let me start one though

    • @fatmarley6750
      @fatmarley6750 4 년 전 +254

      Stan’s wife: Exists in the universe
      Stan: OH SO YOU WANNA NAG ME NOW

  • @supercalifragilisticex

    24:30 At this point I'm not even sure whether Charles even has magic or not. I'm convinced he just broke into their house and has convinced them he has magic.

  • @RobbieRateater
    @RobbieRateater 년 전 +318

    okay but why is nobody talking about the part at 20:20 where josh mentions him hitting her when he didn’t? Is that ever explained in the movie or is it just a very weird moment?

  • @ishikajordan7320
    @ishikajordan7320 5 년 전 +6176

    stan is highkey scaring the shit out of me, he’s so abusive

    • @eevee1583
      @eevee1583 5 년 전 +529

      That's true, I don't see why he's the main protagonist

    • @subtopewdiepieplease7616
      @subtopewdiepieplease7616 5 년 전 +43

      Why does everyone have that profile picture

    • @bunnyravve
      @bunnyravve 5 년 전 +23

      @@subtopewdiepieplease7616 You mean... two people?

    • @eliftyildirim5406
      @eliftyildirim5406 5 년 전 +11

      Pyroglyphics why do we watch the same vids I literally see your comments on all the vids I watch 😂😂

    • @tcarroll777
      @tcarroll777 5 년 전 +6

      @@kkaur595 I guess you iz a poet and we didn't know it

  • @gwantoloupe1879
    @gwantoloupe1879 5 년 전 +3696

    This movie is literally a dramatic Sims lmao

  • @darkeimp555
    @darkeimp555 년 전 +226

    Okay this movie definitely is weird, but that scene of Charles smiling at the door was adorable and made me instantly love him. Also Danny's reenactment of that cracked me up lol
    ALSO also, I like to think those two Danny's went on to play the RE2 remake together as zombies.

  • @yaitz3313
    @yaitz3313 2 년 전 +134

    This movie is so close to being good. The acting is good, there's real emotion, and the production isn't half bad. But the plot is just so bizarre that it lessens all of that. This movie is on the cusp of being good, but just can't quite make it.

  • @vaishnavisingh5126
    @vaishnavisingh5126 3 년 전 +3444

    "You cannot just write a book of a thousand questions!"
    Math book: Am I a joke to you?

  • @kaci7129
    @kaci7129 5 년 전 +2600

    "why are there so many globes in the background?"
    *i don't know danny why are there always nutcrackers behind you no where near to the holiday season*

  • @ErisIsAnAbomination
    @ErisIsAnAbomination 8 개월 전 +34

    Probably a trauma/neurodivergent thing but seeing every other character visibly flinch away when Stan gets angry legit sets off my fight or flight 👁👁

  • @GraceT
    @GraceT 2 년 전 +55

    The funniest part of the scene where the dad comes back from the park without the dog is personally hilarious to me, because I know the continuity expert who worked on this movie and if he saw this video he would be mortified 😂

    • @NylaTheWolf
      @NylaTheWolf 8 개월 전 +1

      Oh my god that's hilarious 😂

  • @localdreamer13
    @localdreamer13 5 년 전 +1716

    Plot twist: Charles is just Ester's husband that she sent to help the family, and whenever he "disappears" he just crouches behind the nearest object and hides.

  • @RealCGH
    @RealCGH 4 년 전 +7933

    Stan is literally the most unlikable protagonist I ever seen

  • @grouchycoast8502
    @grouchycoast8502 년 전 +66

    21:03 "And then his heart grew 3 sizes that day."

  • @benjaminharbold4554

    Charles is that one support unit nobody wants just "you guys got this believe in yourself".

  • @-dixiirae-5135
    @-dixiirae-5135 5 년 전 +8561

    Imagine cleaning out some dudes garage and you find a glove. Then he goes full *rage* mode.

    • @christalcavanaugh
      @christalcavanaugh 4 년 전 +447

      I mean Jesus you look at him and he goes full rage mode

    • @noah3952
      @noah3952 4 년 전 +321

      no one:
      literally no one
      him:DONT TOUCH THAT GLOVE PUT IT BACK ALXXJSKSNNR

    • @paisley4197
      @paisley4197 4 년 전 +130

      @@samanthas482 yeah where do you wanna go i'll tag along

    • @LivefromBooYork
      @LivefromBooYork 4 년 전 +24

      @@paisley4197 niceee

    • @sadiaaa1373
      @sadiaaa1373 4 년 전 +12

      I would get very sad :(

  • @kyliedunn8797
    @kyliedunn8797 3 년 전 +3987

    “I don’t wanna fight.”
    “I don’t wanna fight either.”
    Danny: And then they start fighting

    • @kyliedunn8797
      @kyliedunn8797 3 년 전 +8

      MrRabbit idk if this is a compliment or you’re saying my comment is trash, either way, thank you

    • @shaf2317
      @shaf2317 3 년 전 +13

      bruh that sent me 💀

    • @eden5655
      @eden5655 3 년 전 +7

      .....I like ur profile pic

    • @kyliedunn8797
      @kyliedunn8797 3 년 전 +2

      Eden Cline thank you :)

    • @vixn2385
      @vixn2385 3 년 전 +3

      -Danny Gonzalez 2019

  • @DankrumStar
    @DankrumStar 4 개월 전 +13

    Grief is so difficult to process. When my boyfriend died… me, his mother and father, and brothers all handled it very differently. It’s been a year and half, and while I see his father occasionally he’s told me it hurts to be around me because it reminds me to much of his son. His mother and I grab coffee and catch up at least once a month. There were times in the first few months after he died that there was short tempers and lashing out, especially from his dad.
    I know the dad in this movie was an asshole, but having gone through a death myself I can understand it. He knows deep down how cruel he’s being but I know how it feels to be imprisoned in your own grief.

  • @ItsZynix
    @ItsZynix 4 년 전 +1427

    "mom can we get Aladdin?"
    mom: no we have Aladdin at home,
    Aladdin at home:

  • @ac4601
    @ac4601 4 년 전 +1370

    I like how they also gloss over the whole “youre a creepy old guy always watching our baseball games why “ and stan just is like “tHATS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS” like how is that.. not their business

  • @Sarah-vo2qu
    @Sarah-vo2qu 년 전 +32

    I have a theory that Sam and Charles are the same type of “Messenger” and it was initially Sam’s job to coach Stan and Charles’ job to coach Lisa (the lamp is actually not relevant at all to his appearing), which is why Charles disappeared when Stan came into the room initially. But Sam failed so hard at trying to convince Stan to move on that Charles decided he needed to appear to Stan and help him as well as Lisa

  • @Lucas-fl6py
    @Lucas-fl6py 10 개월 전 +19

    i actually think this is a pretty interesting exploration of grief when you compare Stan's reaction to Lisa's. the abuse was messed up and i kind of wished they had gotten divorced to show that grief and trauma can really really change people

  • @mctash4264
    @mctash4264 4 년 전 +4250

    There is one good thing about this movie. Stan has good character consistency. You know something will happen, and he will get angry, throw something and storm away.

  • @adriannaa545
    @adriannaa545 4 년 전 +6036

    Stan is literally checking all the boxes of an abusive husband. When Lisa flinched, that was a red sign.

    • @jostewart3192
      @jostewart3192 4 년 전 +907

      red flag- indeed. Throwing something is the first step to abuse. Her flinching means he’s done it before or that she feels at risk of being harmed, absolutely abuse. It’s not okay and it makes me hate this movie.

    • @Swindel67
      @Swindel67 4 년 전 +295

      @@jostewart3192 it's a terrible movie with bad actors I highly doubt they've added a domestic abuse undercurrent.

    • @jostewart3192
      @jostewart3192 4 년 전 +443

      Swindel I never said or implied that they intended for it to come across that way. In fact, them never addressing his temper tantrums is enabling of abusers whether they intended it or not:

    • @NoobsDudes
      @NoobsDudes 3 년 전 +30

      That's what death does to ya

    • @daudtheassassin3327
      @daudtheassassin3327 3 년 전 +190

      Am I the only one who flinches all the time, just because? Like, I keep going through the comments saying the flinching is a red flag, so I guess I just flinch more than the average person lmao

  • @harristeeterfan3473

    When Danny was like, “I bet you can’t guess how the kid died” I was like “he threw the kid in the street like he threw the training wheels!”

  • @SongbirdAlom
    @SongbirdAlom 2 년 전 +41

    The moral of the story: You CAN just take things that belong to other people!

  • @artist._.uknown
    @artist._.uknown 5 년 전 +4836

    Name: Eddie
    Gender: Male
    Favorite color: baseball
    Favorite animal: baseball
    Age: baseball
    I rest my case
    Edit: thank you all for over 1,000 likes your too kind

  • @icantgetridofthisusernamehelp

    Why do bad movies always have a "wise" black womam or man that introduces some magical thing?

    • @hydras5947
      @hydras5947 4 년 전 +120

      There's a trope name for it but I'm a dumbass and forgot

    • @minererva
      @minererva 4 년 전 +133

      Basic Whoopi Goldberg

    • @jewin-your-mom
      @jewin-your-mom 4 년 전 +66

      Fun fact! The Matrix also falls into the category of the Magical ‘Negro’ Trope! Although I love that movie still, because it did almost everything else right ^~^

    • @danny98432
      @danny98432 4 년 전 +38

      Because all bad movies love steryotypes

    • @69you36
      @69you36 4 년 전 +3

      Dan the Stan man so true

  • @koyomikoy
    @koyomikoy 년 전 +21

    14:31 at this point you'd think the lamp killed his kid

  • @Mossymoss69
    @Mossymoss69 개월 전 +6

    Bro why was the genie actually such a whimsical old man? Like his smile made me happy

  • @Mrross33
    @Mrross33 4 년 전 +18432

    Your wife comes home with a lamp:
    1: throw it
    2: DIVORCE

  • @wistful4684
    @wistful4684 3 년 전 +1423

    that is so creepy, imagine playing baseball as a CHILD, and seeing an old man just staring at you.

    • @scanbbb
      @scanbbb 3 년 전 +49

      That's.... completey normal. Have you ever went to a park as a child? That shit would be a horror movie to you.

    • @axyboo
      @axyboo 3 년 전 +7

      @@scanbbb what do you mean..?

    • @spider-man3309
      @spider-man3309 3 년 전 +3

      What if it was an old woman ?

    • @basicallystevenuniverse511
      @basicallystevenuniverse511 3 년 전 +17

      Once I went to a public pool as a child and there was some dude just staring from outside the gate.

    • @theyluvvmae8010
      @theyluvvmae8010 3 년 전 +45

      @@sunk1ss376 lol, it doesnt matter the gender, if ur going to a setting exclusive to children.. and u have no kids- instant creep

  • @ThePenguinXD
    @ThePenguinXD 9 개월 전 +10

    Charles ain’t no messenger. Charles is a therapist for people with ptsd and schizophrenia 💀💀💀

  • @530862
    @530862 8 개월 전 +5

    my personal headcanon abt charles is that he can only exist as a being within the physical realm while someone is like. wishing for something or whatever, so more or less he is summoned by the lamp and is only able to exist while someone needs him there, and that doesn’t happen often, so he doesn’t get too many opportunities to eat food because he doesn’t technically need to eat and where he resides between realities there’s no food or whatever. so he treats himself to a little snack while in the physical realm, it doesn’t have to be extravagant, it’s just a little treat for him. that or it’s just good toast have you ever had a good tasty slice of toasted bread with butter? heavenly.

  • @theboondoggliest
    @theboondoggliest 3 년 전 +10828

    imagine the dead child in the beginning just hated baseball and his dad forced him to play, and when he told his had he didnt want to play anymore his dad took off his training wheels and shoved him directly into oncoming traffic

    • @archi9470
      @archi9470 2 년 전 +660

      hol up- that's a very dark plot that actually has a chance to be true 😃🤚🏼

    • @8Nmedia
      @8Nmedia 2 년 전 +216

      I’m dead lol.
      Best comment ever!
      But why did you put Imagine?

    • @tigerkat4419
      @tigerkat4419 2 년 전 +325

      @@8Nmedia so is his son

    • @edwardthibodeaux8815
      @edwardthibodeaux8815 2 년 전 +112

      @@tigerkat4419 So am i for laughing

    • @bryn1063
      @bryn1063 2 년 전 +87

      Sounds like something he's would do, maybe with a hammer? He seems insane.

  • @noodlekatz4449
    @noodlekatz4449 5 년 전 +1517

    The dad is a whole mess, emotionally and verbally abusive towards his wife and towards kids. Big old yikes

    • @AlexRasengan1337
      @AlexRasengan1337 5 년 전 +3

      He was but he changed

    • @adora1308
      @adora1308 5 년 전 +20

      DPofEternalnessity once abusive always abusive

    • @MaddiIsCool
      @MaddiIsCool 5 년 전 +4

      1,000tH liKE bRos 😂
      aM i cO0L oR wHat?👌🏻

    • @adora1308
      @adora1308 5 년 전 +1

      Maddi B Flippin omg i’m so proud, congrats dudeeee

    • @noodlekatz4449
      @noodlekatz4449 5 년 전 +1

      @@MaddiIsCool omg I've had no notifications, thanks boo. You're the real mvp

  • @teayabrown3924
    @teayabrown3924 2 년 전 +22

    It's so nice to know that they achieved money, a happy family, and rejuvenated their passion for their careers in 30 days without any actual help or therapy, you know just nice words and suddenly believing in themselves.

  • @AfalseNotfalseQueen
    @AfalseNotfalseQueen 2 년 전 +24

    Personally I don't think that the movie was THAT bad. Also as someone who witnessed a few times how families or a couple can get shattered after the loss of a child, I can say that the dad's attitude was pretty realistic. Especially if he blamed himself for his son's passing.
    Some people deal with events like this differently from others. And as someone pointed out in the comments, what he really needed was just some therapy to go over all this

  • @tomatoanus
    @tomatoanus 5 년 전 +5469

    so THIS is part three in drews sequels that arent sequels series. you can tell because the actor is completely different and the plot has nothing to do with the other entries.

    • @pablomaj7
      @pablomaj7 5 년 전 +66

      This is genius

    • @rosea8844
      @rosea8844 5 년 전 +167

      I think they are all great, I just hope they release a DVD of all of them in one. That would be great! Especially if it's on BLURAY. It would bring my family together for many laughs at our Valentine's dinner, maybe they will finally stay to. I just wish the free candy here actually tasted good, they say I'm not even supposed to taste it and just swallow it, what boring candy.

    • @naomi8420
      @naomi8420 5 년 전 +5

      LMAO

    • @awkwardturtlefish
      @awkwardturtlefish 5 년 전 +19

      this is the best fucking comment

    • @dantesdiscoinfernolol
      @dantesdiscoinfernolol 5 년 전 +10

      Best comment.

  • @stevefilms1997
    @stevefilms1997 4 년 전 +3060

    The worst thing about this movie is that Stan doesn’t throw the lamp over his shoulder

  • @cellytron
    @cellytron 년 전 +45

    Hang on why did Josh say “they don’t hit people either”? What was that about? Stan seemed confused and horrified. What did that mean?!

    • @bohemiancassidy
      @bohemiancassidy 년 전 +18

      I think it’s supposed to imply that Josh was abused by her parents/foster parents/ other trusted adults when she was younger. It’s a very out of nowhere line but it does make sense

    • @pap-fr
      @pap-fr 11 개월 전

      ​@@bohemiancassidy no

  • @Camsvfx_
    @Camsvfx_ 년 전 +32

    The way Danny said “Stan stop!” Made me laugh way more than it should’ve.

  • @loganmiller7827
    @loganmiller7827 3 년 전 +7828

    The flashback really implies that the dad took off the training wheels for the first time and then immediately just pushed him right into oncoming traffic, like the dad definitely killed the kid and it just doesn't say it outright

    • @TheDonutMan3000
      @TheDonutMan3000 3 년 전 +718

      Ikr you don’t teach your kid how to ride a bike that close to a street. Go to a park dude...

    • @snickerdoodles2031
      @snickerdoodles2031 3 년 전 +399

      That's what I thought! If I were teaching a kid to ride without training wheels I would hold onto the handle bars I wouldn't shove them in the road.

    • @bananapudding1367
      @bananapudding1367 3 년 전 +178

      @@Whatareyoudoinnhere udbdosm
      I know what you mean but i cant help but see *not raining wheels*

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 2 년 전 +76

      @@bananapudding1367 NOT RAININ' WHEELS
      Hallelujah, not rainin' wheels

    • @lastlife0726
      @lastlife0726 2 년 전 +41

      @@TheDonutMan3000 LMAO parenting is a learning experience. My dad taught me how to ride a bike in a not so busy street and I went face first into a mailbox.

  • @Someone-vs5bs
    @Someone-vs5bs 3 년 전 +2952

    This is a spoiler to how Eddie died
    His bike turned into a shark and ate him

    • @vhartson
      @vhartson 3 년 전 +147

      OH MY GOD HOW COULD YOU???? I can't believe you gave it away like that!!!!

    • @Someone-vs5bs
      @Someone-vs5bs 3 년 전 +98

      Victoria Hartson sorry but I did say spoiler alert so it’s your fault

    • @lucypaige5797
      @lucypaige5797 3 년 전 +67

      Bro you spoiled the ending 😡

    • @crispychip3020
      @crispychip3020 3 년 전 +70

      You can't do that, my zebra was watching and got sad cuz u spoiled it 😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿

    • @thomasdobbslazaro30
      @thomasdobbslazaro30 3 년 전 +14

      I've only watched 5 minutes but I guess there's a car involved

  • @scrib11
    @scrib11 년 전 +134

    Compared to many other “low budget” movies I have seen, this one seems relatively decent. It obviously has its weaknesses, however the ending, and the overall moral of this film seem pretty alright.

    • @pap-fr
      @pap-fr 11 개월 전 +2

      What moral

    • @sully42O
      @sully42O 5 개월 전 +3

      @@pap-fryou CAN just take things that belong to other people

  • @DecoySammy
    @DecoySammy 년 전 +11

    They always ask who is Sam. But never How is Sam.

  • @KalaMarii
    @KalaMarii 5 년 전 +1365

    Nobody:
    Eddie: *B a s e b a l l*

  • @ravenclawesome9093
    @ravenclawesome9093 5 년 전 +538

    Am I the only one that thinks that the relationship this woman has with her husband is, like, extremely abusive? I mean, sure. Couples fight, but this guy literally comes home from spying on children, and after claiming he doesn't want to fight... He picks a fight with his wife, and throws away her property for the second time. And I'm only halfway through the movie.

    • @ravenclawesome9093
      @ravenclawesome9093 5 년 전 +106

      Okay, I'm almost done with the video, and I think someone might need to call the cops on this guy soon. I mean, he's asking children to come into his garage, he's abusing his wife, and he's sleeping in his dead son's bed.

    • @KERYNN007
      @KERYNN007 5 년 전 +44

      Oh, 100%. The husband is super abusive and I wish they had split up.

    • @caitwon
      @caitwon 5 년 전 +66

      Not to mention he lashes out at a young girl just for finding his son's glove when she's doing what he asked her to..which is clean out his garage. She could barely get "Can I use it?" out of her mouth before he comes thundering over and shouting about how you can't just take things when she wasn't even trying to take it.

    • @WisdomCritFail
      @WisdomCritFail 5 년 전 +10

      @@caitwon *CAN just take things

  • @ms.blooddiamond3857
    @ms.blooddiamond3857 4 개월 전 +5

    Danny after Lisa introduces Charles: You can't just introduce someone like that! Stan doesn't know who he is.
    Also Danny: (introduces Ms. Esther out of the blue as though we've met her before)

  • @sufferwithme1237
    @sufferwithme1237 년 전 +10

    22:18 *ATUHSPARGIGNARTA! I HEAR YOUR HEART BEAT!*

  • @phoebemay
    @phoebemay 5 년 전 +11599

    not only did the boy like baseball, he was baseball.

  • @sonnymora
    @sonnymora 5 년 전 +760

    Movie*has 3 globes in the background*
    Danny: woah so many globes
    Danny:*has 15 nutcrackers in the background*

  • @emilyemiloo
    @emilyemiloo 년 전 +17

    Sam was 100% written to be a guardian angel but it just ?? went unexplained

  • @ptolemyhenson6838
    @ptolemyhenson6838 2 년 전 +15

    Guys like Sam are common for some reason, but they're usually very significant to the plot if not at the very center. A guy, usually either a janitor or just someone random, inexplicably shows up in places and says things that sounds profound. Often he introduces supernatural elements or serves as some kind of mentor. Then her just disappears suddenly until next time. None of this ever makes sense.

  • @pist5343
    @pist5343 5 년 전 +808

    Sam is OBVIOUSLY the previous santa that fell off the roof and died

    • @mothtrafton6226
      @mothtrafton6226 5 년 전 +42

      Piotr Styliński when Santas die they become invisible ghost janitors that give advice to assholes who like to watch little girls play baseballs

    • @annmarie6095
      @annmarie6095 5 년 전 +5

      Wonderful Times it’s a promotion!

    • @Utopia_2489
      @Utopia_2489 4 년 전 +1

      Oh my god it’s perfect

  • @susanthatsme9776
    @susanthatsme9776 4 년 전 +2035

    *Eddie in heaven:*
    I miss my one red cowboy boot.

    • @teardropcipher7001
      @teardropcipher7001 3 년 전 +63

      What about all three of his shirts?

    • @susanthatsme9776
      @susanthatsme9776 3 년 전 +55

      @TearDrop Cipher
      hm. Did not think about that!
      I bet he cries every night because he uh... doesn’t have his three shirts 👕 ⚾️

    • @MrPiggy-kl6xz
      @MrPiggy-kl6xz 3 년 전 +24

      Exactly, he probably missed his pants too wait... he doesn’t have any pants

    • @teardropcipher7001
      @teardropcipher7001 3 년 전 +24

      MrPiggy9020
      yeah... he didn’t wear pants only three shirts and a one red cowboy boot and a baseball hat and mitt.

    • @tempatchtheveryweird3665
      @tempatchtheveryweird3665 3 년 전 +4

      *hell

  • @JNB0723
    @JNB0723 년 전 +9

    23:26 as an author, I can tell you no author is writing, editing and publishing a book in 30 days. 🤦‍♂️

  • @thefinalsquid6353
    @thefinalsquid6353 년 전 +32

    Eddie has only ridden a baseball before so bikes were just very new to him, so cut him some slack Danny.

  • @bippythechippy882
    @bippythechippy882 4 년 전 +1526

    Anybody worried that (since 2 years passed) Stan
    1. Slept in his son's bed for 2 years
    2. Didn't pay his credit card bill for 2 years
    3. hasn't done the devil's tango in 2 years so the wife is probably having an affair

    • @khajiitsskooma1278
      @khajiitsskooma1278 4 년 전 +108

      THE DEVILSTANGO

    • @Nesaitara
      @Nesaitara 4 년 전 +74

      THEDEVILSTANGO

    • @ryutia7927
      @ryutia7927 4 년 전 +61

      THE DEVILSTANGO

    • @youdontneedtoknowwhoiam6640
      @youdontneedtoknowwhoiam6640 4 년 전 +30

      The Devil's Tango? *Rawr.*

    • @maryk7262
      @maryk7262 4 년 전 +127

      with the way Stan was acting, you'd think the son had died *last week*. I get that it's traumatic to see your young child die and that pain doesn't just go away, but I can't imagine how you get by for 2 years without paying your bills or getting any work done, not to mention he's still sleeping in his son's bed