Trying Troom Troom's Awful Crafts 3
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- 게시일 2019. 04. 09.
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Troom Troom is an endless supply of laughs, goofs, and most importantly: laughs. Today I’m trying some more of their awful crafts: a spy umbrella, a bunny hole puncher, a sparkly tongue and a screaming bag for gamers. What’s not to love!? All of it.
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WHY DO I CALL MY FANS GREG?
Greg is the strongest family on the internet, we're the fastest growing channel on KRplus, and we make fire content. So, instead of making up some pun using my name and calling my fans that, I decided to use a different name entirely. A name so strong, haters tremble when it is spoken. WE ARE GREG. AND WE ARE TAKING OVER THE INTERNET. And all you have to do to join is hit subscribe and turn on notifications.
#dannygonzalez - 코미디
the name's Bond...
_Greg_ Bond
*whips out spy umbrella*
Aimiko lol
i rarely like comments, but i had to like yours! HILAROUS!
@@charlielittle1588 Same lol
Hey brother oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah
I laughed so fricking hard
Imagine getting a divorce and the lawyer punches the documents with the bunny punch
I cry
I want a new lawyer
power move
N O M N O M
I'm the lawyer
Fun fact. Predatory animals have forward facing eyes. Danny's bunny has forward facing eyes. This means that Danny's bunny is in fact a predator.
Everyone knows this and this meme died before COVID was a thing
I knew it!!!! It's Bunicula in the flesh... or fur... 👀🐇
@@GoldenSailorKitty let people have fun idiot
@@smiller6986true
@@GoldenSailorKitty is this really a meme?
it seems more like just a fact.
"is this some weird porn in disguise?"
yes, it is. this is a fetish called a crush fetish, where one gets aroused by seeing objects being crushed, or sometimes being crushed themselves. but yeah, the whole way that portion of the video is shot and the outfits they're wearing is definitely fetish territory.
My thing is.. why do you know this?
That is almost definitely what it is, but I feel like the real question is, why is troom troom posting semi-obvious fetish content openly on a public youtube channel? 😰
I mean, I guess it's for the views, but it still seems really weird and kinda gross
@@Rainbow35a same thing goes for those bizarre food tiktoks, i guess there's kind of a voyeurism aspect to it, where it's out in the open public and disguised so easily.
@@Rainbow35a there is much worse public content on this platform
Why the fuck do you know this
🤨
"Every spy needs it"
*Random CIA agent in Moscow with a sparkly flowery umbrella walking slowly past the kremlin*
Up!!!
LOL XDDDD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I M M A R R Y P O P P I N S Y A L L
@@amalkaraly -what ever helps you sleep at night--
mOooOoOD
No one cared who I was until I put on the sparkley tongue
Now you are class president.
*oh*
Logan paul: No one... i was a nobody until.... until I!
PUT ON THE SPARKLY TONGUE!!!
L.P fans: OMG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *screeches of happy*
Melons Are Life this is probably the best comment ever, now you’re my favorite person
Same.
I really hope danny kept the bunny hole puncher and still uses it to this day
i feel like it just broke immediately lmao
that or he burned the demon, which is reasonable
Same here from 11 months later
me too from 11 months and 2 DAYS@@Moonlighthartzz
@@lindalayman9589 Me too from 11 months and 2 weeks
Yeah sure, I’ll sign it. Lemme just… EAUAEUAEUGH
19:00
It makes all her friends happy because it proves they're better than her
underrated
Yasss😂😂 19:00
Damn dude
JAIL 😭😭😭😭
r/rareinsults
Danny: I'm not superstitious
Umbrella: I'm about to end this whole mans career
**man's whole carrer
big_boi_ birds 400 like! I love ur name uwu♥️♥️♥️
@Gamfluent, how so?
who cares
@LaughingLlama 2006 i agree now
God. I wish Laura had come home when you had that glitter tongue on
omg yes
Or when he finished the bunny
No
Hex yes.
Who laura?
Danny buying those beads and NOT putting them in the water to test them will forever make me laugh, but in a sad way
Yeah sometimes I watch hear him say something and I'm like your confidently incorrect
@Gavs_Playlist9755 Honestly though, I be the same way about things, like Math, lmao
@@ralkimestroest1965 I mean he thought a dehumidifier was an ac and he didn't know a squishy as a toy was a thing he only thought it was a adjective, and he made fun of troom troom for using it in a title of one of their videos
I wonder what Laura would have said, had she walked in when Danny was showing his sequined tongue to the world!
i shot laura
I was just thinking that too actually
*laura comes home*
Danny: *covered in fake fur* ...You’re home early...
😂😂😂
This got an audible chuckle out of me. Congratulations.
Laura: Danny! I never knew you're a furry!
Furry porn
Furry porno
"That's a cute holepuncher."
"Thx, my husband crafted it."
Wait are you quoting bully maguire HSHSHABABHA
I guess it's just a coincidence nvm
With 4 Wool and 2 Iron
@@sh4hdy lmao
stibky 😡🤢
“well that looks like…..a teeth.” danny your humor is unmatched
12:40 do you ever forget that Danny is a full grown man who is married and he is not a crazy teenager??
MARRIED?!?!?!?
@@noamshaykiss yea??? His wife is pregnant-
@@-buggiez- I legit did not know that
@@-buggiez- she gave birth like a month ago I think
@@liliths_glasses4565 😨😨 IM GONNA GO DO MY RESEARCH BRB
“Nobody expects a regular umbrella to actually be a flashlight and a spying tool.”
*They didn’t explain how it became a flashlight*
“Everybody has a flashlight”
Dusk Kitten you didn’t expect that huh 😏
*cue tac pro commercial*
5th 55😎🌐🏛️🏢🏛️🏪🗼🗼🍏🥬🥬🥬
They meant fleshlight
This series should be called: Danny Gonzalez and his increasing hate for Hot Glue.
Yes
YES!
Yes...just yes
no its mUlTi PuRpOsE gLuE
XD so true
Laura: unwinding from a long day at work, maybe prepping dinner, or sitting on the couch sipping a glass of wine
Faint screaming from upstairs: 19:11
19:47 whenever I see this part I imagine Danny just like, doing this in a mall or the park and then a child cries in the background
With the background music too 😭😭😭
that crushing/squishing video is DEFINITELY a fetish thing
yeah, its mine
@@tuckersmith7991 Classic T Smitty
cake farts was better
crushing is actually a fetish
Ur a homestuck
petition to make the bunny a part of Greg merch
Jinali K. Wait, I want this though
Count me the fuck ind
Do it
i want this-
ALL IN FAVOR say i
Tip for any aspiring craftsters out there- (12:15) part the fur before you cut fur fabric. Or better yet, use a craft knife on the other side
shave down the fur first if you can!!
5:45 the genuine urgency in Danny's voice cracks me up. He's already so done with this video and totally not superstitious at all
Therapist: bunny hole puncher isn’t real it can’t hurt you
Danny:
Yeetus The fetus I love your name
O O F
Yeetus The fetus oof
Also Danny:
YEETUS THE FETUS
COMMITED SELF
DELETUS BECAUSE
SHE HAD DIABETUS
YEETUS THE FETUS
GONE
GONE
DELETUS
STRANGE INDEEDUS
"Is this some kind of weird porn in disguise?"
Me: Yes it is.
Lol, I started to Google "sitting on objects fetish" to see if it has an official name, and it suggested "woman sitting on objects" before I could finish typing
Fug This Shizz 1234 I love your profile picture
Fug This Shizz 1234 pornhub
-speaking from experience- it absolutely fucking is
parkers vlogs and gaming yeet some ppl somehow find that erotic too 😬
6:33 The glare coming off the sheet makes it look like someone taped a picture of your eyes and forehead to an umbrella with stars… yeah I think I’d notice that if I’m facing towards you
Can you imagine if Laura showed up at 19:47? It would’ve been amazing.
Danny: opens umbrella
The umbrella: im about to end this mans whole career
Umbrella: im about to end this *desk’s* whole career
Someone 🤣🤣🤣
R/Reddit
no im about to tarnish this mans reputation
*clears throat*
Umbrella: MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH
Danny: *crying in a corner cowering from the umbrella*
danny sits on apple
apple: *disappears*
danny: fUck. how did that happen
The Mad Pie
Porn is disguise
oH nO
It went up his BUTT
@borkdogey wdym "no"
I read that in Dannys voice
I feel a spiritual connection with how dead inside and depressed that bunny looks
😂😂😂 true
Legend says that even 4 years later, Danny is still finding fur in his office to this day.
Can this bunny also be gifted to college professors? Asking for a friend
Lol, probably
i don't recommend
No leave me alone
No, you give glitter tongue to college professors, you know, a subtle message 'stick this on your tongue and shut up'
No it’s a one of a kind 😂😂
The umbrella wasn’t cursed...
It was trying to stop you from making the demonic/cursed bunny.🛏 🐰
then how come I choked right after he said that
@@c_elia it was trying to protect you from watching the rest of the video
@@mai5261 what the fuck
@@c_elia it’s the truth
it tried to warn us
but we didnt listen
now its too late.
I would be 200% sure I would be terrified for my safety as hell if my student gave me that gorgeous little bunny holepuncher😅
Danny is so ironically funny without even trying
nobody:
Troom Troom: casually sneaks guns into school
Ava Perfect all the other kids with the pumped up kicks
Troom troom: *it's high noon!*
Lol
@@dmitrishostakovich8791 Rogerina!!!!
Ava Perfect I’m convinced that they are part of the sector of the Illuminati that trains kids to be in the csi.
danny being slightly cursed for almost 24 minutes straight
Őœ
Ő œ
iTs aCtUaLlY 23 miNuTEs aNd 47 sEcOnDs
YOOOOOO TWIN
Let’s call a exorcist
The gun shoes would actually work really well, as long as you're at a cosplay convention and going as Bayonetta. Niche use case, but it works.
On a scale of 1 to 10 I'd be about 9000% worried if you gave me that bunny.
hai
‘I’m worried about getting a sunburn’
**uses clear umbrella**
Exactly what I thought!
*uses black umbrella*
@@mellerina5615 that’s literally the joke-
Your a hater but your a space nerd like me so im sorry
fun fact! : Dermatologists actually did a study on this and found that umbrellas block more than three quarters of all UV rays from natural sunlight, black umbrellas function the best but a clear umbrella is more helpful than nothing at all. It may take a little longer for your skin to burn or turn a little red, but it should provide you with some protection if your missing your sunscreen. Sunscreen is still best tho!
imagine Danny sees that bunny like decades after this vid and the bunny was just spying on him with the umbrella
@Oliver Yukica lol
@Oliver Yukica no
Gun SHOES attached.
Ultimate spy
Omg horror movie idea
Fuck yeah, terror
why do you have the blitz logo as your pfp lol
I thought Danny was gonna say “ I’m not superstitious, but I’m a little stitious.” 😭😭😂
You: “It’s a bunny hole puncher! I made it myself!”
Danny: “Like thanks dawg your expelled”
Danny: I fear no man.
Danny: But that thing.....
Hot glue gun: ._.
Danny: It scares me
I would have liked dis but it has exactly 69 likes and i just cant mess that up
Reid Ross-Williams LoL. Too late now...
Reid Ross-Williams I’m actually pretty sad I missed that moment. Must have been beautiful.
Can people stop having a go at my comment I didn’t know this one existed before it got lifted on the comment section. This person didnt even set out the meme correct
Cool Dolphin Yep so now I’m realizing I messed it up. Welp thx. Sry if people are coming at you if you did something similar
"is this some kind of weird porn in disguise" i hate to tell you this but yes
I didn’t want to break 69 likes
@@ookygang6255 why does everyone like to make the like count on a comment 69
TT Gamin' Hack It’s a dirty joke
Valentine Aspen 😂
i-
My comfort show is now 'Danny's Fantastic Mess'. That's all, thank you and goodnight.
22:01 it was actually louder with the bag😂
That bunny has forward facing eyes. This can only mean one thing: The Demon Bunny is a predator.
I'm so happy to see that the skyrim horse post has become so well known that there are parodies of it
@@thesewinggeekmiri9029 i've seen so many parodies, I didn't know that one was the original!
@@soop5467 same with the furbys, they literally have front facing eyes
@@ypuuh I don't think anyone thought they were herbavores, they clearly feast off of teeth, bones and mortal souls. ;)
Run away!!!!
troom troom storytelling is literally something i would write when i was 5
🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣
*DOLLY IS PLAYING IN THE SANDBOX! LOOK HOW INNOCENT AND CUTE SHE IS!*
BlOnDiE rUnS aWaY tErRiFiEd. LoOkS lIkE tHe mIsSiOn FaIlEd ~=~
I was reading chapter books when I was five ._.
Also I had written seven short stories by then
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"That umbrella was cursed" idk why I laughed so hard at that-
My new favorite thing to do is get super stoned and watch Danny videos.
All her friends are like
" fuck yeah! You did it bitch"
That is so accurate
🤣
So so accurate
Stop typing inappropriate word
@@NotIan0710 oh fuck! Sorry.
@@liz8986 😂still did it anyway
Nobody:
Troom Troom: How to sneak Fried Chestnuts inside guitars for baseball practice
I would like the comment, but it's on 69 likes sooo....
Edit: nvm it's 200 now
Edit 2: nvm might as well like it it's 616...
Edit: holy sheet this blew up. 1.4k...
I liked it
Now it’s 169
Nobody:
Troom troom: HOW TO SNEAK FRIES IN A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT
Let's get to 369, y'all.
Obamium 666 likes.... TROOM TROOM IS THAT YOU??
I honestly think hot glue just has something out for him, because as a fursuit maker I barely get burned, I just think it’s a Danny thing tbh
Also tip with the fur, don’t just cut it like how you would cut most things, you have to cut the backing of the fur to prevent the fabric from shedding
@@char531 Do you have any other tips for a beginner fursuit maker? I want to try to make a fursuit (or at least a head)
as a gamer, i can confirm we scream at the top of our lungs when we lose a single game.
Kid at target: "Mom, there's no more memory foam pillows, what are we gonna do about my neck problem now?"
Kid's Mom: "Honey I'm sure whoever bought the last one really needed it."
Danny: *Memory foam slicing noises*
•Amethyst • ha yee
The mom is right
Troom troom: Just make one out of hot glue
Tide Pod Pad Thai hot glue the hot glue to the hot glue gun
Pain
Girl: *has a window in her umbrella*
Also her: *lifts up umbrella so she can see*
Cheese Cheese wow 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
XxLilithLavenderXx _ okloghyvgyvgybybvgbyuvuybgyuvgbuyvyguvtgfcrdxtrdfxrtdfxtr
@@user-yk3zp2wp5g whaaaaaa
XxLilithLavenderXx _ my dead dog ran a cross my keyboard
A pigeon uhhhhhhh ok?😂
I was losing my shit when he was squishing the rabbit hole puncher 😭😭
So its been a few years and I just realised the sitting and squishing things video is fetish content
Why they call the girls “blondie” and “redhead” but they don’t call the dudes brown head or whatever
BBB the people at school all call me brown head even though my hair is black 🤔🤔
those are their names
@@gavinwilcox5027 my hair is brown and they called me black hair
Brownie
Lmfao
i love his reaction to his wife walking in
*raises hands, staring at the cursed rabbit head*
“i can explain”
Yeah I laughed my lungs out at that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Im about to watch the video and I scrolled down and found your comment and liked immediatley because I know this video will be good
WHAAAAAT?! HE'S MARRIED?!
He looks like 17 living with parents
thats his sister laura hes not married
“Honey, I’m pregnant..........I can explain”
Sorry, I just had too because the “I can explain” thing in this comment I’m replying to XD
‘Not only is it cute`
‘meanwhile bunny eyeball is falling off😂
The fact that when Laura came home you can immediately see his eyes light up. 🥹🥹
Danny: *I'm not superstitious*
* Nutcracker falls and table collapsed*
Army?
@@Stnstzr yes.
love your username and your profile pic cause i love BTS
dun dun DUNNNN (and army ;))
Could people stop with army, its ruining the joke
“Can Spongebob handle this hit?”
Alternate question: “Can Spongebob handle this aSs?”
omg😆
LMaO
LT 😂🤣
Lmao😂
Omfg I'm dying
As a gamer i can confirm we screem so loud it could kill someone 👍
17:55 I love the little "guoh" he makes
Why does Danny constantly look like he was just told that there was homework
That's like, my constant mood these days
LMFAOOO accurate
Omg haha I've just realised like you can pause any time and he looks like that aha
Wait wtf how did I not notice this before
I think it's his eyes
Laura's Parents: How's Danny?
Laura: He made a bunny hole puncher, is suffering from hot glue PTSD and believes his umbrella craft is bringing him bad luck. So yes, everything's great!
You know, the usual.
He hasn't screamed into foam paper bags again, so there's progress.
You forgot that he listens to a pencil sharpener 🎶
S R don’t we all
Pansexual_isnt_bisexual and drinks choccy milk from a tie and has a giant foam whip
I love his soft "I can explain" when Laura came home xD
look, i’ll be honest. when i was a little kid, i would have absolutely made the hole puncher bunny. i would just emerge from my room after no one seeing me for a few hours with a bunny monstrosity made of found objects and my family would just have to deal with its existence.
The sitting thing is definitely a fetish.
Bruh
Yuh
i've heard that "crushing" is apparently a fetish genre where women in high heels just... crush things under their heels. i thought it was a weird harmless kink at first but apparently sometimes they do it with animals?? i've never seen these videos and frankly i don't want to but it sounds disgusting
@@leoa.5084 un whut? That sounds horrible.
@@leoa.5084 I've heard of baby monkey torture fetishes. Fetishes make people do messed up stuff man.
“Is this some kind of weird porn in disguise?” Listen I hate to break this to you but yes. Yes it actually is.
yay it's kid friendly crush porn.....yuk
I like your profile pic is that the one alien teacher dude from assassination classroom
@@raveno_o3542 It's KOROSENSEI
*Its all fun in games till they use a stick to sit on*
*Right side up*
is it actually?
No one needs to know this but I have a bad time falling asleep like 4-5 hours every two nights and watching Danny's videos I pass out in a snap. I thank Danny A LOT. 🤠🤠😎
Same ❤
If Red's "hack and slash" is a soulsborne game, her screaming is just the honesty of her heart. Them bosses tough!
I'm not looking that game up
Troom Troom just made Danny question all his beliefs with an umbrella.
Haha yeah
iTs bAd lUcK
Bu- But I can see through it already...
I'm on a highway to hell
@@ubbles5174 thunderstruck
The “spy” umbrella just looks like someone taped a picture of Danny on an umbrella lmao
OMG what if you decorate the umbrella with just a bunch of pictures of eyes so it looks like your own eyes are part of the design???!!!?
Naptime
Now THAT’S camouflage
IKR!!!
@@taikaj4804 this is REAL spy technology
spEYE technology
11:37 "wow this is a disaster im literally covered in fur" welcome to fursuit making Danny
K I L L M E
12:20
5 YEAR ANNIVERSARY
*”Luckily, this paper bag will block out the sound of her screams!”*
oof
Oh good! Now i can hold her hostage🗣👤
So does a chloroform soaked rag
So does a knife
UWU
“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” -Michael Scott
i have a shirt that says that lol
@@leonagracekelley7834 same lol
I have a shirt that says "Dunder Mifflin Paper Company"
@@nabihanasar3577 same
@@dingusboi2222 twins am i right
That glitter tongue “craft” literally killed me😂
19:47 😂😂😂😂
2:24
The gun shoe thing was actually already done years ago by a woman at LAX Airport she was arrested….
"I think this umbrella is cursed"
*proceeds to carelessly chuck the cursed umbrella away*
Lol 😝😝
Psychiatrist: “demon bunny doesn’t exist, he can’t hurt you”
Danny: “I made a hole punch”
AHHHHHHHH spooky
eep
Ohio
Is good
Schnitzel
We’re no stranger to love
Uno
the rules, and so do i
@@GiveMeMeatballsImHungry nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
why did you have to rickroll me
18:59 she looks like she’s being held at gunpoint 😂😭
When he said *WHY THE FUC# DO WE NEED TO PUT A A CLEAR HOLE IN THIS CLEAR UMBRELLA?* it got me laughing so hard
are we not gonna talk about how they described the scream as "like an ultrasound"...
ginanacc
I know my stomach glowed and I saw my baby!!!
(I’m not actually pregnant btw 😂)
I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN SHE SAID THAT I CAN'T BELIEVE HE JUST IGNORED IT
whats so funny i thought everyone knew ultrasounds screamed like banshees
The ‘boyfriend’ looks like he’s been stabbed
Ultrasound just means sounds higher than humans can hear, as in ultrasonic. It’s a word on its own, it doesn’t just mean images from ultrasound.
I can see Laura walking in while Danny was showing off his tongue, oh the face of disappointment.
@Sofia Ehrli
“HAAGHHHAAGGHHHGAGAGHHDHHHAHAHHHGGGAHH”
@@lilahb Lmao
Time stamp?
LMAO
@@lDontExist 12:22
This is still funny 4 years later
14:52 "on a scale of 1-10 how worried for your l- own safety would you be?" 😂
Danny: *Exist*
Hot Glue: *Im gonna end this Man's whole Career*
gonns
@@capylost ...heheheheh
SCP-049 Plague Doctor XD underated comment
*I’m about to end this man's whole career
Is this people from groom groom cool??
That sitting on things/crushing things video is DEFINITELY some weird porn in disguise.
Stephanie Poole there’s literally a fetish behind crushing things with... body parts including butts so probably
Tons of kids videos involve butts for some reason
It *is* a fetish. There was a couple that got arrested for crushing live animals like kittens and puppies.
Wtf are these replies---
IT STRAIGHT UP IS A FETISH!!!! There's even a Bobs Burgers episode dedicated to a sub-genre of it (balloon popping) THIS IS NOT A DRILL
it's been 4 years but I can't get over how Danny put the memory foam vertically instead of horizontally and doing that made it more horrifying
21:58 Danny: AAAAAAAAA
Danny with the bag: ERRRRRRRR
I wish you had filmed yourself explaining the bunny head to laura
😂
J2Jgames 😂
You need to put the bunny up as a decoration so we can see it in EVERY SINGLE VIDEO
But it's cursed lmao
Hat for the soldier
Yes do that I agree with that
Nutcracker has a friend
Oh my gosh is amazing
I know this video is 4 years old at my time of viewing, but there is a right way to cut faux fur so it doesn’t shed like that. Basically you want to cut the base fabric holding it together, not the fur itself, which def does take more time but doesn’t cut through the fur and make random straight spots.
"Ralph plans to smash the apple, but it prepared itself pretty well" 💀