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    123 Go has taken over, it's time we accept the new crafting king
    MERCH ► dannygonzalez.store
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    MY SECOND CHANNEL ► / 2danny2furious
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    WHY DO I CALL MY FANS GREG?
    Greg is the strongest family on the internet, we're the fastest growing channel on KRplus, and we make fire content. So, instead of making up some pun using my name and calling my fans that, I decided to use a different name entirely. A name so strong, haters tremble when it is spoken. WE ARE GREG. AND WE ARE TAKING OVER THE INTERNET. And all you have to do to join is hit subscribe and turn on notifications.
    #dannygonzalez
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  • @rileygaler243
    @rileygaler243 4 년 전 +3799

    Girl after getting electrocuted: *shrugs it off*
    Girl after sitting on a Bobby pin:FUUUUUUUUUUk

    • @ninastanic9227
      @ninastanic9227 4 년 전 +65

      Man, 1,2,3 go must be allergic to bobby pins.

    • @lambsauce4424
      @lambsauce4424 4 년 전 +7

      @Lucky Bean yes

    • @fatmarley6750
      @fatmarley6750 4 년 전 +9

      Lucky Bean idk if their allergic, there bones literally disappeared.

    • @fatmarley6750
      @fatmarley6750 4 년 전 +1

      Lucky Bean Idk lol, why do we even care xD

    • @ninastanic9227
      @ninastanic9227 4 년 전 +5

      @@fatmarley6750 i dunno. But its safe to say that 1,2,3 go makes no sense. Lmaoo

  • @pigaphint8177
    @pigaphint8177 4 년 전 +15789

    "I've... seen a girl" *has a wife*

    • @indie4963
      @indie4963 4 년 전 +1107

      Wife is a Greg too

    • @theshockinglyeloquentdog9945
      @theshockinglyeloquentdog9945 4 년 전 +640

      and im sure he's seen her

    • @KillerCaitie
      @KillerCaitie 4 년 전 +460

      @@theshockinglyeloquentdog9945 HE HAD A BOBBY PIN IN HIS EYES! HOW COULD YOU BE SO INSENSITIVE?! There isn't even any eye milk left. It's all sand. :(

    • @Grace-px5ck
      @Grace-px5ck 4 년 전 +168

      @@KillerCaitie excuse me eye milk

    • @radlee974
      @radlee974 4 년 전 +157

      anyat That’s exactly what I was gonna inform OP! Danny isn’t married to _girl_ ... YUCK! He’s married to a *Greg* ... YAY!! Hahaha.

  • @jdjsjdfhsjsj6543
    @jdjsjdfhsjsj6543 년 전 +2483

    I love how he just glosses over the fact that that woman was eating a single piece of lettuce and tried to put sauce on it

    • @Ihaveagasmask
      @Ihaveagasmask 년 전 +132

      College moment

    • @catboy_official
      @catboy_official 년 전

      Anorexic moment

    • @ellasoderstrom5407
      @ellasoderstrom5407 년 전 +10

      l love how he just glosses over the fact that that woman was eating a single piece of lettuce and tried to put sauce on it

    • @Lunablues23
      @Lunablues23 10 개월 전 +4

      1k like

    • @GustavoPizza
      @GustavoPizza 7 개월 전 +4

      I love how he just glosses over the fact that that woman was eating a single piece of lettuce and tried to put sauce on it

  • @XxKittyMewMewXx9
    @XxKittyMewMewXx9 년 전 +387

    The bobby pin part really felt like one of those tv commercials where people overreact to accidents in the home like stuff spilling all over and falling out of cabinets 😂

    • @jasperjazzie
      @jasperjazzie 8 개월 전 +11

      same for the part where the girl spills her change and freaks out then struggles to pick it up

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 7 개월 전 +9

      *Uses black and white filter*

    • @shwahgamer
      @shwahgamer 6 개월 전 +9

      "Has this ever happened to you? Then try this!"

    • @user-hp6zf5td1g
      @user-hp6zf5td1g 16 일 전 +1

      touches bobby pin*
      the coffin: full

  • @tarynncoon4225
    @tarynncoon4225 4 년 전 +2728

    The fact he has a ratatoing shirt on-

  • @grohl1690
    @grohl1690 4 년 전 +3357

    "I'm not a girl...I'm a Greg"
    -Greg, 2019

  • @mr-hoe
    @mr-hoe 년 전 +352

    everything the poop prank will achieve is someone will see it, shrug, press the flush and clog the pipes with cardboard

    • @jasperjazzie
      @jasperjazzie 8 개월 전 +15

      that and also the person being pranked will probably think you're a massive idiot after that

  • @NotOnLand
    @NotOnLand 년 전 +166

    My dad used to work at a lumber mill and they would actually play pranks on each other like that a lot. Having the boss be part of it is the key to not getting fired

  • @misseli1
    @misseli1 4 년 전 +11708

    The voiceover sounds more natural than the Troom Troom voiceover, and yet for some reason it feels more disorienting

    • @apsys2165
      @apsys2165 4 년 전 +558

      Ikr something about the way the voiceover lady is trying to be cool while saying the most nonsensical things.

    • @fernanda2577
      @fernanda2577 4 년 전 +73

      ellie I’ve had this comment open for 10 hours and I’m finally tired of it

    • @WillowTreat
      @WillowTreat 4 년 전 +21

      Yeah it does

    • @l1messss
      @l1messss 4 년 전 +7

      Y e s .

    • @Child_Dog
      @Child_Dog 4 년 전 +34

      I'd be 100% certain if it was a parody, if there was actually a single bit of parody content in there besides the voiceover.

  • @masonmacdonald4620
    @masonmacdonald4620 4 년 전 +2380

    "Oh no, my pants ripped on the way to class!"
    That's gonna tarnish your reputation like jumping knee-first into a puddle.

  • @brey8377
    @brey8377 년 전 +576

    “I might not be a girl but I’m a GREG 💅🏽✨”
    -Danny Gonzalez 2022

  • @yuuisanL
    @yuuisanL 년 전 +129

    after those hacks and the thing about "if you're a girl there's no doubt you understand the plight of stray bobby pins" i guess im no longer a girl

    • @isacocca3187
      @isacocca3187 년 전 +13

      My gender has been stolen :(

    • @yuuisanL
      @yuuisanL 년 전 +19

      3 months later and im a demigirl how funny

    • @mygenderisno
      @mygenderisno 년 전 +8

      @@yuuisanL that’s actually gold lol

  • @excuse_mee3
    @excuse_mee3 4 년 전 +2014

    “i’m not a girl, i’m a greg”
    i, too, identify as a greg

    • @excuse_mee3
      @excuse_mee3 4 년 전 +10

      Youlander Bethel i’m aware, i’m just quoting what he said at roughly 2:54-2:55

    • @D.G.WO.L
      @D.G.WO.L 4 년 전 +29

      @Youlander Bethel You must be new to the joking world.

    • @taz874
      @taz874 4 년 전 +16

      We all identify as a greg

    • @serikasambath-3426
      @serikasambath-3426 4 년 전 +2

      Noah Renne Laura and Greg

    • @notgerrit7080
      @notgerrit7080 4 년 전 +2

      Hello fellow Greg

  • @katherinedaignault1521
    @katherinedaignault1521 4 년 전 +5086

    as a girl who wears bobby pins every single day and always has them lying everywhere all the time, i have never felt pain from sitting or stepping on them

  • @YouTubeaccoubr
    @YouTubeaccoubr 년 전 +71

    8:43 I'm not a girl, so apparently I don't know the danger of Bobby pins, but I don't think that they are that sharp where they can stick themselves into your finger

  • @ericnunez8254
    @ericnunez8254 년 전 +45

    3:16 I remember when my little sister, who was like 2 at the time, did this exact thing, and it was so perfectly coated that mom thought it was me or one of my brothers, but nope, she got into the makeup and turned herself into a sunburned oompa loompa AND did the same to one of her dolls.

  • @makaylaalexis9839
    @makaylaalexis9839 4 년 전 +3310

    Danny *Is literally married*
    Also Danny "I've....seen.. a girl before...."

    • @Tvhiti
      @Tvhiti 4 년 전 +127

      Makayla Alexis um yeah Laura’s a Greg

    • @noodlecat2368
      @noodlecat2368 4 년 전 +79

      Bruh I thought he was something like 16-18

    • @ovenknees4410
      @ovenknees4410 4 년 전 +41

      @@noodlecat2368 he has a young face

    • @cat157
      @cat157 4 년 전 +11

      He's like 23 24

    • @shadowdecidueye
      @shadowdecidueye 4 년 전 +11

      @@noodlecat2368 I get it, he has a young face

  • @bayleebee1217
    @bayleebee1217 3 년 전 +3154

    Oh no no no, they have the boby pin thing all wrong. You see, you use one boby pin once, then it disappears forever. They don't come back and attack you, they leave and never return.

    • @mm-xk2zl
      @mm-xk2zl 3 년 전 +62

      . body pins ? are they like , bobby pins but for your entire body?

    • @bayleebee1217
      @bayleebee1217 3 년 전 +35

      @@mm-xk2zl oh no sorry I meant bobby pins

    • @ly_13
      @ly_13 3 년 전 +70

      True. RIP all my lost bobby pins lost after being used one tie, no matter how carefully I save them.

    • @stargirl2667
      @stargirl2667 3 년 전 +55

      like my dad

    • @dumbayd
      @dumbayd 3 년 전 +33

      @@stargirl2667
      1, I'm so sorry that happened
      2, Why do I find those types of jokes or statements so funny 😭

  • @steventhesmellysprout
    @steventhesmellysprout 9 개월 전 +9

    Every time danny said "gold" I heard Jarvis' voice echoing

  • @ImMisik
    @ImMisik 9 개월 전 +21

    6:14 I just realised Danny was wearing a ratatoing t-shirt

  • @kait2223
    @kait2223 4 년 전 +3758

    bobby pins don’t hurt like at all, they’re not even sharp lmao

    • @astridquarry1248
      @astridquarry1248 4 년 전 +310

      Yeah, I feel like that part was written by someone who has never used bobby pins, ever.

    • @angelvu
      @angelvu 4 년 전 +186

      kaitlyn is an egghead They literally have a rounded tip 😂

    • @regimiro4888
      @regimiro4888 4 년 전 +121

      kaitlyn is an egghead I like how they even show a close up of one and show that they’re not sharp at all.

    • @opossumluver9643
      @opossumluver9643 4 년 전 +50

      kaitlyn is an egghead swallowing them whole sucks

    • @annette5649
      @annette5649 4 년 전 +58

      Yeah and if you ever reach in a bag with bobby pins they don’t automatically open and clamp onto your fingers

  • @abby9797
    @abby9797 4 년 전 +3452

    online survey: are you a boy or a girl?
    me: i’m a *g r e g*

  • @zbynekwonders
    @zbynekwonders 년 전 +21

    I think a better storyline for the shaving cream thing would be that she runs into her friend’s room and she’s doing chemistry homework and it’s like “what do I do??” And her friend is like “shaving cream has stain removing properties!” And holds up a page about the fuckin. Stain removing properties of whatever the fuck chemical is in shaving cream.

  • @triw117
    @triw117 년 전 +21

    This feels like the modern day embodiment of an old school episode of Kenan&Kel where they spilled orange soda or something on someone’s sweater and they spend the whole night trying to fix it and ended up completely ruining it beyond any semblance of repair. .I think they even put the sweater in the dishwasher with purple soap and dirty dishes. 😂 that’s basically the world today about everything.

  • @fi9263
    @fi9263 4 년 전 +6114

    “Im not a girl but im a greg”
    Should be a shirt. I would buy that

  • @Nottjjoey
    @Nottjjoey 4 년 전 +5542

    *let's take a moment to appreciate that Danny is wearing a ratatoing shirt.*

    • @Gabe-zm9vh
      @Gabe-zm9vh 4 년 전 +35

      no.

    • @littlesongbird7881
      @littlesongbird7881 4 년 전 +216

      All I’m concerned about is where he got it lol

    • @Hannahcastles
      @Hannahcastles 4 년 전 +101

      I saw on twitter that a viewer actually sent it to him!

    • @lanid.8547
      @lanid.8547 4 년 전 +18

      I am a capcake he got it from a fan on tour

    • @Z.A.N.E
      @Z.A.N.E 4 년 전 +35

      I was wondering where he got it from because I kept lookin at it like:
      Is- is this merch? Where did he get this?

  • @gremlin444
    @gremlin444 년 전 +33

    That gremlin noise made me laugh like a dying gremlin for a lot longer that it should (LOL)😹

  • @Sappho_The_Kitten_Tamer

    Danny talking about how thankful he is for 100k followers: 🥳☺️
    *_5.91 Million followers appears_*😈

  • @lewild4368
    @lewild4368 4 년 전 +5525

    As a girl, I have never ever found a bobby pin around my house.

  • @Getmetofollowerswithacoupleofv

    Did anyone realise he's wearing a "Ratatoing" shirt. That movie is so cursed.

  • @wavewalker2285
    @wavewalker2285 년 전 +22

    00:15 The Ratitoeing shirt

  • @crochet_and_whatknot
    @crochet_and_whatknot 9 개월 전 +17

    6:00 so are we gonna talk about how it just shows off that girls feet in the shaving cream shot??

  • @Fonnsterify
    @Fonnsterify 4 년 전 +10563

    I’ve been a girl for 22 years and I can confirm no girl has ever been stabbed by rogue bobby pins

    • @n4bsz
      @n4bsz 4 년 전 +43

      😂😂🤣

    • @NaturalBornLoserrrr
      @NaturalBornLoserrrr 4 년 전 +1239

      because once you lose those fuckers theyre gone forever lmfao. im 99% certain most girls would be HAPPY to step on a lost bobby pin 😂

    • @seastarrr111
      @seastarrr111 4 년 전 +32

      Ikr

    • @Rawrqween69
      @Rawrqween69 4 년 전 +249

      I agree my sister is a dancer and uses alot of bobby pins and has never had an issues with them

    • @lawlietlawliet
      @lawlietlawliet 4 년 전 +9

      Lil’ Concept same

  • @sofialuna5270
    @sofialuna5270 4 년 전 +3004

    Ugh, don’t you hate it when you’re putting on lipstick and a second later you’re whole face is covered in lipstick? So relatable 🙄

  • @lizziexkittyx8650
    @lizziexkittyx8650 9 개월 전 +9

    Aw I'm so disappointed Daddy didn't take the opportunity to try fake nails. That would have been honestly hilarious. I personally don't like long nails because they are a pain, especially fake nails. I just like when he does fun things like that 😊

  • @ayadogo6965
    @ayadogo6965 년 전 +6

    Watching this 4 years after it was posted and seeing Danny at 5.62M subs, I am just amazed. Good job, you deserve this.

  • @skibabal
    @skibabal 4 년 전 +1757

    Danny's acting in his skits are better that 90% of KRplus algorithm

  • @poods7448
    @poods7448 4 년 전 +1478

    "I'm not a girl, I'm a Greg"
    _-Danny Gonzalez 2019_

  • @libertasgrace2547
    @libertasgrace2547 년 전 +5

    6:05. I love the sound effects they're using from Scooby Doo, Where Are You.

  • @Lammu_welcomehome
    @Lammu_welcomehome 6 개월 전 +5

    “I’m not a girl, I’m a Greg.”
    -Danny Gonzalez

  • @madistubbs8499
    @madistubbs8499 3 년 전 +2428

    Her “dyed” hair looked so bad that I actually got scared for her sanity

  • @spoopy_b00ty8
    @spoopy_b00ty8 4 년 전 +709

    At least the characters have actual names and not "BLue eYeD GiRL"

  • @ukiii..
    @ukiii.. 년 전 +12

    "gold!" 14:36

  • @spicyt0fu
    @spicyt0fu 년 전 +4

    I’ve straight up never used a Bobby pin. The whole Bobby pin thing has always felt like an exaggeration to me but my friends say they just get sent to the shadow realm constantly. No stabbing involved

  • @rjai5003
    @rjai5003 4 년 전 +8359

    “I’ve...Seen a girl”
    Danny acting like he’s not married

  • @charlotteking2473
    @charlotteking2473 4 년 전 +1510

    Why is no one talking about how bad their hair color looked

  • @trystanalsaffar1317
    @trystanalsaffar1317 2 개월 전 +2

    I love how you have a Ratatoing shirt as a flashback to when you reviewed it

  • @himynameis..5857
    @himynameis..5857 년 전 +12

    7:05 📣what have i done 😔😩📣

  • @MoxxiBarx
    @MoxxiBarx 4 년 전 +4725

    Danny let’s talk about that Ratatoing shirt you’re wearing

  • @buvensf
    @buvensf 4 년 전 +2675

    Danny: “I’m not a girl... I’m a Greg.”
    Me: I am a girl... and a Greg.

    • @urmomgaynou8893
      @urmomgaynou8893 4 년 전 +67

      Tim Evans HOW DARE YOU FORGET GREGBIAN and GRAYG

    • @Danger11007
      @Danger11007 4 년 전 +9

      Fabienne Buvens is to powerful to be kept alive!

    • @roderrickgaming9949
      @roderrickgaming9949 4 년 전 +7

      I am a greg and a bulldozer

    • @srz1993
      @srz1993 4 년 전 +33

      Sorry u can't be a girl and a greg at the same time. Greg is greg, not a girl, or a boy, just Greg. Greg is your gender.

    • @tidge5127
      @tidge5127 4 년 전 +38

      r/notlikeothergregs

  • @virus9058
    @virus9058 7 개월 전 +3

    i like how he's just casually wearing ratatoing merch

  • @willhe115
    @willhe115 3 개월 전 +4

    3:30 i love how sassy Danny's "ridiculous" is😂

  • @echolulia
    @echolulia 4 년 전 +2015

    *I am a:*
    ⚪ Boy
    ⚪ Girl
    ⚫ Greg
    *Looking for:*
    ⚪ Boys
    ⚪ Girls
    ⚫ a will to live

  • @mads6488
    @mads6488 4 년 전 +1593

    danny: h-
    me: hippity hoppity that ratatoing shirt is now my property

    • @zackria3854
      @zackria3854 4 년 전 +16

      It's a fan mail shirt. After this video they'll most probably start manufacturing that shirt soon.

    • @mads6488
      @mads6488 4 년 전 +2

      Drugs aren't Good I hope so! 🤞

    • @bugosaile7143
      @bugosaile7143 4 년 전 +3

      I need that shirt lol

    • @ck7993
      @ck7993 4 년 전 +2

      @@mads6488 hold up

    • @10easilyamused
      @10easilyamused 4 년 전 +2

      A very effective spell

  • @Daneh97
    @Daneh97 년 전 +19

    It's so funny that Danny chose melting jeans as an example of a life hack that wouldn't work, because it totally does work

    • @padawanofconfusion5954
      @padawanofconfusion5954 3 개월 전 +5

      melting clothes fully depends on the material the garment is made of. A full cotton fabric will burn

  • @violetsanddragons
    @violetsanddragons 년 전 +2

    Can confirm I did ballet for 9 years, Bobby pins are mildly uncomfortably to sit of or get poked by but nowhere near painful.

  • @chipaura3992
    @chipaura3992 3 년 전 +8593

    As a girl I'm surprised she even found her bobby pins

    • @elzagrenina4242
      @elzagrenina4242 3 년 전 +123

      I know right

    • @Oceanrex
      @Oceanrex 3 년 전 +443

      At my (middle) school (I'm a guy btw) I find bobby pins on the ground all over the school. I grab them because maybe someday I'll learn how to lockpick with a bobby pin.

    • @iseeyouineverystar
      @iseeyouineverystar 3 년 전 +112

      i buy new bobby pins every 4 months :(

    • @karstais
      @karstais 3 년 전 +176

      I'm a guy. I literally have one in my pencil case, in case i ever need to pick a lock. I somehow can't find it.

    • @elzagrenina4242
      @elzagrenina4242 3 년 전 +36

      Bobby pins don’t Hurt

  • @dots3854
    @dots3854 4 년 전 +2161

    ah yes, the three genders: girl, boy, and greg

  • @jessematthews4168
    @jessematthews4168 년 전 +6

    Love watching the start of this video - can't believe Drew Gooden never thought he'd hit 5.8 million!

  • @Streetcleanergaming

    Danny truly has the highest fashion sense of all humans

  • @Jcktmn
    @Jcktmn 3 년 전 +2383

    god it’s like a horrifying combination of troom troom and 5 minute crafts

    • @Jcktmn
      @Jcktmn 3 년 전 +31

      @IshDatForReal? what i mean by that i mean horrible hacks + a trillion different channels + horrible backstory/reasoning

    • @alliexcx5576
      @alliexcx5576 3 년 전 +1

      Ikr

    • @juicez2222
      @juicez2222 3 년 전 +2

      @@Jcktmn LMFAO

    • @Habie_
      @Habie_ 2 년 전 +1

      I'd watch some of How To Cook That's debunking videos, she talks about all these content farm channels.

    • @maxc.gurrero9893
      @maxc.gurrero9893 2 년 전

      The horror and despair is just what people are looking for.

  • @delana2561
    @delana2561 4 년 전 +3245

    "if youre a girl, you understand the plight of stray bobby pins."
    no i dont
    literally when did this pop off im-

    • @nothinghappens9811
      @nothinghappens9811 4 년 전 +284

      Right? My wife's Bobby pins don't stray to different areas to poke her. They're either in her hair or disappeared from this world.

    • @delana2561
      @delana2561 4 년 전 +158

      @@nothinghappens9811 most likely disappeared from the world lol

    • @xiaoreirei
      @xiaoreirei 4 년 전 +54

      Delana W they just Disappear forever

    • @delana2561
      @delana2561 4 년 전 +13

      Betsy Spellman yes.

    • @memestealerthe2nd730
      @memestealerthe2nd730 4 년 전 +17

      i also don’t, because i’m male.

  • @savannahacevedo
    @savannahacevedo 6 개월 전

    Hey Danny I just wanted to say congratulations on the baby❤🎉😊

  • @69.STAB.69
    @69.STAB.69 11 개월 전 +7

    1:32 bro I just realize I think he’s wearing a ratatoing shirt

  • @em745
    @em745 4 년 전 +10986

    Age : Greg
    Sexuality : Greg
    Gender : Greg
    First Name : Greg
    Last Name : Greg
    Birth date : Greg

  • @sarahkarpowicz3830
    @sarahkarpowicz3830 4 년 전 +960

    "i hate ratatoing"
    next day
    *wears ratatoing shirt*

    • @jackw.1342
      @jackw.1342 4 년 전 +13

      I'm not sure if this was a joke, so go ahead and woooosh me.
      *hey dude you know the shirt was a joke you silly goose hahahahhhahahah im such a smartass ahahhahahahahahh*

    • @omega1575
      @omega1575 4 년 전 +1

      Ayyy 666 likes I can’t like it my girl

    • @allykayyy2683
      @allykayyy2683 4 년 전 +2

      cmon dude. 'irony' is a word yall kids have figured out, cmon now cmonnnnnnnn

  • @knifedbykeith
    @knifedbykeith 년 전 +1

    1:12 missed opportunity for him to say “enough being sappy, its time to get crappy”

  • @unicorn69
    @unicorn69 년 전 +16

    11:45
    He doesn’t know that you can’t cut or take off acrylics? Okay…?

  • @speckledkiwi9611
    @speckledkiwi9611 3 년 전 +1126

    I'm annoyed
    I just did a supermarket survey and "Greg" wasn't a gender option

  • @Subscriberswithnovideosc-wv3me

    "Im not a girl im a greg." we have made our own gender now.

    • @Cry_Ry
      @Cry_Ry 4 년 전 +115

      Yes. When people ask my gender I'm a greg.

    • @mekmmerkrk
      @mekmmerkrk 4 년 전 +225

      "What do you have inside your pants?" Aha, nutcrackers

    • @Cry_Ry
      @Cry_Ry 4 년 전 +49

      @@mekmmerkrk 1000% my response to that.

    • @tornadodupa8214
      @tornadodupa8214 4 년 전 +62

      Yea I identify as a Greg and a holosexual

    • @SethColby69
      @SethColby69 4 년 전 +65

      "ah so what are gregs allergic to?"
      "anyone that is a craig"

  • @FAYFLYSAWAY
    @FAYFLYSAWAY 7 개월 전 +1

    8:37 as someone who often uses Hair pins they don’t hurt when u step on them like if u step on Lego

  • @sanitycaycay2507
    @sanitycaycay2507 년 전 +2

    I actually do the brush colour one a lot......I use one brush that's constantly blue, because spraying it on would require another person, a towel to get ruined, and being outside so the house doesn't get ruined.

  • @comma3518
    @comma3518 3 년 전 +1988

    “Your bone is just dust”
    Guys my bones are getting squishy again...

  • @pigeonwashere4880
    @pigeonwashere4880 3 년 전 +1422

    It annoys me that the underside of her hair isn’t dyed.

  • @damiancottagecheese5014

    3:10 NOW HOLD ON cause her lipstick was just right in that shot. she did not need to fix it. that is not relatable. i am upset.

  • @QuarterMoonRachel
    @QuarterMoonRachel 7 개월 전 +1

    I do actually keep my bobby pins in an old tic tac case, but its to help prevent them from entering the void never to return and not because they hurt if you accidentally step on/touch them

  • @BeanieGoth
    @BeanieGoth 4 년 전 +956

    >”spicy dressing”
    >ketchup
    > *”spicy”*
    >k e t c h u p

    • @Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan
      @Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan 4 년 전 +44

      That's the whitest thing i've read

    • @bridgetandrade349
      @bridgetandrade349 4 년 전 +33

      There’s actually a spicy ketchup from whataburger it sells a lot in Texas

    • @BeanieGoth
      @BeanieGoth 4 년 전 +16

      Bridget Andrade as a texan, i am aware

    • @mimicatmoon
      @mimicatmoon 4 년 전 +8

      Beanie Goth good job for being aware

    • @Sheridan2LT
      @Sheridan2LT 4 년 전

      Mild ketchup eater exposed. Real ketchup has that acidic thing vinegar. Ketchup has vinegar and is usually quite spicy

  • @coainc
    @coainc 4 년 전 +15250

    danny, who is already an absolute king, is now also wearing a ratatoing shirt,

    • @wormgambler
      @wormgambler 4 년 전 +67

      @@pandupandus7476 I know, right?

    • @oilheart8503
      @oilheart8503 4 년 전 +37

      @@pandupandus7476 me too

    • @karl_is_loading
      @karl_is_loading 4 년 전 +213

      Pandu Pandus someone gave it to him at the tour. He posted it on his insta story

    • @shawtyswildin
      @shawtyswildin 4 년 전 +71

      Pandu Pandus
      Did you find it? Because my friends birthdays coming up and we have an inside joke about it so I want to find it for her

    • @shawtyswildin
      @shawtyswildin 4 년 전 +4

      Pandu Pandus
      Ok thank you

  • @butterbakery
    @butterbakery 년 전 +3

    The hacks lowkey aren't the worst part it's the stories that are so crazy

  • @LemonSarah
    @LemonSarah 년 전 +1

    Aw, I missed the tour. Just nearly.
    GOODBYE 2022!!!

  • @chloekathleen1951
    @chloekathleen1951 4 년 전 +627

    I’ve been a girl my whole life and have never been stabbed like that by a bobby pin

    • @delaney2889
      @delaney2889 4 년 전 +40

      Same, they aren’t sharp like AT ALL

    • @Emma-sj6wp
      @Emma-sj6wp 4 년 전 +29

      @@delaney2889 and they're never there when you need them😑

    • @sprinklesomestardust2836
      @sprinklesomestardust2836 4 년 전 +23

      No, they never show up again if they disappear

    • @colorfulchaos3913
      @colorfulchaos3913 4 년 전 +9

      Right? And they also never yeet on your fingers when you put your hand in a bag of them

    • @hoonirl
      @hoonirl 4 년 전

      @@colorfulchaos3913 yes they do

  • @Qifwen
    @Qifwen 4 년 전 +353

    “I’m not a girl I’m a Greg”
    This needs to be merch

  • @P4rz1va1
    @P4rz1va1 년 전 +1

    That last one reminds me of the time I barricaded someone in the break room with Cardboard boxes.

  • @kyrahamsher
    @kyrahamsher 년 전 +3

    As a girl i can confirm bobby pins are pointy little demons that conspire against you, if you can find them.

  • @miastabliod5793
    @miastabliod5793 4 년 전 +584

    Petition for ' I'm not a girl, I'm a greg' to be made into merch shirts

  • @itsjessye8648
    @itsjessye8648 4 년 전 +904

    My husband came in at the end and said, “who’s Greg?” And I said, “We’re Greg.” Now he thinks I’ve joined a cult.

  • @jimanderson7325
    @jimanderson7325 년 전 +2

    Hope you had fun with the tour

    • @duske2271
      @duske2271 년 전 +1

      I'm sure Danny from 3 years ago did lol

  • @andi5906
    @andi5906 년 전 +2

    I agree with soulresonance42 - bobby pins are very hard to keep track of. For example, if dropped and you stand on them, well, y’know, they lie flat on the ground because they are very thin with one rounded end and two uneven sticks at the other… so not much happens. Likewise if you sit on them. Also, trying to get one out of a bag or purse is basically impossible because they’re invisible and like to hide along the damn bag seams.

  • @lilym2006
    @lilym2006 4 년 전 +736

    *calls ketchup “spicy dressing”*
    you act like you never seen a white person before

  • @GoJoLy2301
    @GoJoLy2301 3 년 전 +1652

    The stain one doesn’t make sense to me because that’s an all-white shirt.... she could just, BLEACH IT???

  • @surplessofbananas7637

    I am watching this right now and you have 5.57 Million Subscribers over the course of 3 years. Thats pretty impressive so keep up the good work Danny

  • @macayleangelina9892

    11:48 - 12:04
    “That’s gross.”
    Not really, if he washed his hands I think it’s safe to assume he also washed the acrylic nails.

  • @Yuesketches
    @Yuesketches 4 년 전 +842

    "if you're a girl, you understand the plight of stray bobby pins."
    umm no, finding one is a blessing.

  • @courtneymixson
    @courtneymixson 4 년 전 +3653

    I’m not a girl I’m a Greg
    G:gender
    R: really
    E: equals
    G: Greg

  • @anytchannel1081
    @anytchannel1081 8 개월 전 +5

    As a female I can confirm that I nearly died 4682 times because of a bobby pin

  • @Thandon
    @Thandon 년 전 +1

    that spring noise from 8:28 was the same one from fancy pants 3

  • @Ash-ou4sb
    @Ash-ou4sb 4 년 전 +1151

    “I’m not a girl, I’m a Greg” -Danny 2019

  • @CoolShadowCat19
    @CoolShadowCat19 4 년 전 +13796

    Danny: “I’m not smart”
    Danny: has an engineering degree

    • @tweedycheetah2083
      @tweedycheetah2083 4 년 전 +360

      What if he got the big dumb and he engineered dumb wuwjedhdfdfgdvdbdnsmwjwiwjakaakq

    • @user-dc1lo2lm9b
      @user-dc1lo2lm9b 4 년 전 +600

      Holy fuck no way. Very cool

    • @MathildaSvS
      @MathildaSvS 4 년 전 +948

      I dont want to blow any one's mind, but get this: not everyone with an engineering degree is smart. I studied engineering and knew plenty of people in my grade with questionable intelligence who still graduated.

    • @Oscar_Armstrong
      @Oscar_Armstrong 4 년 전 +488

      @@MathildaSvS that's kind of common sense vs testing intellegnece

    • @adwoapeprah4061
      @adwoapeprah4061 4 년 전 +289

      I know people in med school that make me question myself

  • @Bleh176
    @Bleh176 년 전 +2

    8:51 I have never got hurt by Bobby pins once I loose it I loose it forever

  • @HaleyVlogz
    @HaleyVlogz 년 전 +2

    Danny: “I’m not a girl but I’ve seen girls before!”
    Also Danny: *is married*