I Am Hot = Comedy?

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  • An age old question: Is it possible to be hot and funny? Based on Ray Diaz's instagram profile, no.
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  • @ImAllexx
    @ImAllexx 5 년 전 +7029

    Wish I was hot and funny 😭

  • @bistopher
    @bistopher 4 년 전 +3143

    I am in jail = Comedy?

  • @lvbboi9
    @lvbboi9 2 년 전 +4207

    "RATED R, also, please don't come here if you're married"
    Fifty Shades of Grey basically

    • @auntbill8166
      @auntbill8166 2 년 전 +303

      Dude.... DUDE!! *DUDE!!!*
      fifty shades of greg

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 2 년 전 +46

      @@auntbill8166 b r u h

    • @charles_capet321
      @charles_capet321 2 년 전 +33

      Wait why aren’t married people supposed to watch fifty shades

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 2 년 전 +38

      @@charles_capet321 it's a jk cuz no one's gonna watch that shit except single moms who just wanna see the hot guy.

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 2 년 전 +9

      BAHAHAHA NOO 😭

  • @BlackWolf207
    @BlackWolf207 2 년 전 +3144

    Years later, tiktok took the “I’m hot = comedy” things to newer, lower levels.

    • @girfuentes
      @girfuentes 2 년 전 +54

      BROOOO I WAS JUST THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING

    • @SongSteel
      @SongSteel 년 전 +7

      Explain? I wasn't in tiktok at this time

    • @sushihater
      @sushihater 년 전 +4

      @@SongSteel he abused and dated a 16 yr old

    • @itsgonnabeanaurfromme
      @itsgonnabeanaurfromme 년 전 +15

      @@sushihater did you just copy some comment? Also, that's not the point of the comment

    • @vinny1883
      @vinny1883 년 전

      That's its job.

  • @katiec8698
    @katiec8698 4 년 전 +11806

    The "I don't care" girl also got arrested for being naked in public and hitting a police officer. Guess she didn't care.

  • @SailorMoolong
    @SailorMoolong 4 년 전 +5017

    The blonde girl in the videos is the underage girl he abused in real life :/ its so disturbing to watch

    • @faithkidwell9757
      @faithkidwell9757 4 년 전 +658

      Well it kinda explains how the photo “joke” was that she’s “unattractive” in real life but looks good in photos and how he’s “hot” in real life but takes bad photos. It seems small but I feel like that gives a glimpse into how he treated her when no one was watching.

    • @sethrowlands760
      @sethrowlands760 4 년 전 +55

      Is he still in prison ?

    • @cantbekam
      @cantbekam 4 년 전 +87

      @@sethrowlands760 I think he paid off the bail but idk

    • @bakar2134
      @bakar2134 4 년 전 +10

      @@faithkidwell9757 timestamp

    • @kirstinx9074
      @kirstinx9074 4 년 전 +20

      @@bakar2134 8:32

  • @rat_piss0305
    @rat_piss0305 2 년 전 +8692

    Imagine Danny's wife just chilling and then she hears him screaming on the top of his lungs saying:
    *WHERE ARE THE GIRLS?*

    • @jayp1890
      @jayp1890 2 년 전 +603

      Or when he went full horizontal she just hears a large *THUMP* from upstairs

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 2 년 전 +421

      LMAOO I swear, the partners of such youtubers have some pretty inchresting experience to tell 💀

    • @hotchocolate2476
      @hotchocolate2476 2 년 전 +16

      Yes

    • @eloisethekitkat5223
      @eloisethekitkat5223 2 년 전 +27

      @@hat7475 its “interesting” btw, but i think u know that by now- sry for acting like ur stupid or sumn-

    • @malihaariba7396
      @malihaariba7396 2 년 전 +83

      @@eloisethekitkat5223 inchresting is just a popular intentional misspelling

  • @spencer_907
    @spencer_907 년 전 +328

    the way danny describes getting a little juice spilled on yourself as “somewhat devastating” trips me up every time

  • @Tom-sc3ux
    @Tom-sc3ux 3 년 전 +5049

    Imagine his wife just hearing WHERE ARE THE GIRLS being screamed from the next room

  • @gabriellebueche3643
    @gabriellebueche3643 5 년 전 +1866

    "what's the punchline gonna be?" bold of you to assume there would be a punchline danny

    • @immisive3333
      @immisive3333 4 년 전 +2

      Who are there no replies this is lowkey funny

    • @bombyadept
      @bombyadept 4 년 전 +1

      bruh, you just destroyed him.

  • @AUBREY-ml4ex
    @AUBREY-ml4ex 2 년 전 +749

    Danny: "Please don't tell anyone about my secret club"
    7.7M people: "You got it"

    • @lad2812
      @lad2812 년 전 +8

      “Um actually… it’s 9,032,235 People 🤓”

    • @brainrot__
      @brainrot__ 년 전 +3

      @@lad2812 "Well actually, it's 9,122,724 🤓"

    • @skylar0904
      @skylar0904 년 전 +2

      @@brainrot__ "BNo, actually, it's 9,280,978 views 🤓"

    • @Duskxdawnx
      @Duskxdawnx 년 전

      @skylar "Actually its 9,473,383🤓"

    • @Duskxdawnx
      @Duskxdawnx 년 전 +1

      Omg helluva boss and Danny Gonzalez fan yasssss

  • @lkctom2546
    @lkctom2546 3 년 전 +443

    Someone told him he was funny once when he was in primary school and he just never changed but kept believing it

  • @12ksoulja
    @12ksoulja 5 년 전 +4553

    Doctor: You have 60 seconds to live.
    Girl: i dOn'T cArE

  • @joaquinarellano2439
    @joaquinarellano2439 4 년 전 +26102

    You know the 18+ is ironic to think about considering he was dating a 16 year old girl

    • @i-7710
      @i-7710 4 년 전 +524

      fr

    • @Impulsiveartist
      @Impulsiveartist 4 년 전 +1740

      I was thinking the same thing I'm like that's the girl who recently got abused by this bastard

    • @leboba2671
      @leboba2671 4 년 전 +883

      If only Danny had known! Could’ve called that idiot out!

    • @Alex-fw9hd
      @Alex-fw9hd 4 년 전 +60

      Ha

    • @dianasrisuk9612
      @dianasrisuk9612 4 년 전 +382

      wait W H A T

  • @KampLola
    @KampLola 년 전 +220

    "let alone protect my white cousin." I laughed harder than I should have with this one. 😂

  • @couchpotato4928
    @couchpotato4928 5 년 전 +3696

    *gets hit by a car*
    I DON’T CARE

    • @alikirb
      @alikirb 5 년 전 +43

      Death: Your time has come.
      Me: *I DON'T CARE.*

    • @mikapii5210
      @mikapii5210 4 년 전 +40

      **gets shot 23 times**
      _I dOn'T cArE!!1!_

    • @alikirb
      @alikirb 4 년 전 +21

      @@mikapii5210 Connor: 28 STAB WOUNDS. YOU DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH?
      Me: *I DONT CARE*

    • @cthulhugodofdestruction2913
      @cthulhugodofdestruction2913 4 년 전 +3

      Meets Danny in person
      Omg I care

    • @katie4987
      @katie4987 4 년 전 +3

      *doesnt care*
      I DONT CARE

  • @Karatebob782
    @Karatebob782 4 년 전 +4089

    This secret club sounds a lot like the Jeremy Renner app

    • @cocoartist1541
      @cocoartist1541 4 년 전 +5

      AJ O'Connell 😂😂😂

    • @safaeelba1266
      @safaeelba1266 4 년 전 +7

      AHAHAHAHA ngl it does

    • @crystalrenee9082
      @crystalrenee9082 4 년 전 +8

      OMG it’s a secret

    • @matejdimovski9528
      @matejdimovski9528 4 년 전 +2

      That’s the secret of the club 😶

    • @_Moe
      @_Moe 4 년 전 +49

      The reason Danny stopped it, and his patreon, is because he realized he couldn't find the time to dedicate to the livestream or the patreon-exclusive discord. He didn't want people spending money on things he could deliver on so the discord is now public for everyone and the secret club is gone.
      Jeremy Renner's app was filled with low-effort interaction and almost no exclusive content and he deleted it because of the trolls, not because he wasn't giving enough time to it.
      So, yeah, they're comparable if you refuse to look at or mention the nuance of the situations and want to make a quick jab at Danny's integrity for those sweet sweet lols.

  • @funky_mantis
    @funky_mantis 년 전 +71

    This video helped me get to the top of a random kahoot game I played in science class because we were doing a "guess the flag" and this flag 🇨🇺 came up and I immediately thought of the beginning of this video so I answered in 0.2 seconds and shot up from 10th to the top 5. So to make a long story short, thank you Danny!
    (This happened three weeks ago)

  • @Defaultnoobisme
    @Defaultnoobisme 년 전 +111

    The police: “you just murdered a child!”
    The girl: “I don’t care”

  • @ria7106
    @ria7106 3 년 전 +6534

    the “18+advised (single) 🇨🇺 “ sounds like a dating profile, but you actually don’t have to be 18+

    • @pixelinnie
      @pixelinnie 3 년 전 +193

      @Amelia Aguilar Reyes yeah I'm actually pretty sure he's in jail 😳

    • @pixelinnie
      @pixelinnie 3 년 전 +85

      @Amelia Aguilar Reyes exactly he's not hot anyway

    • @catiegaming6049
      @catiegaming6049 3 년 전 +153

      It does say "advised", not "only"

    • @safakhawar7032
      @safakhawar7032 3 년 전 +3

      @Catie Ard lol

    • @pixel3045
      @pixel3045 3 년 전 +42

      🤡same guy that dated and sexually abused a 17 year old huh

  • @sleepyidiot2010
    @sleepyidiot2010 4 년 전 +5150

    Y’all know the “jail” and “abuse” and “pedo” comments are about the Instagram guy, Ray, right? And _not_ Danny? I’ve seen like 6 different comments thinking Danny was the guy we were calling a pedo 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @pepperlynn3075
      @pepperlynn3075 4 년 전 +141

      Yeah, the comments are all about raydiaz or whatever his name is

    • @vay5540
      @vay5540 4 년 전 +59

      Oh god wtf

    • @prismancy7182
      @prismancy7182 4 년 전 +103

      @@TaylorAmelia Of course a handful of 12 year old are dumb as shit, they're children. That's just stating the obvious.

    • @prismancy7182
      @prismancy7182 4 년 전 +29

      @@PetSymmetry yeah thet are? Gen Z is people born from around 1997-2012. A twelve year old would be born around 2008.

    • @eurekamreum5458
      @eurekamreum5458 3 년 전 +100

      But Danny is thirteen, how could he be a pedo?

  • @lps_kiwi9752
    @lps_kiwi9752 2 년 전 +97

    Danny sounds like a cute baby when he says "he's so silly why does he ride the scooter like that " :)

  • @katroamleft4721
    @katroamleft4721 3 년 전 +47

    I am so glad Danny, wholesome, funny, sensitive and genuine, is sucesful. World is maybe not lost yet.

  • @thexhaunt
    @thexhaunt 4 년 전 +4415

    I did not expect a personal greeting, thank you.

  • @kaijakoenigberg7126
    @kaijakoenigberg7126 5 년 전 +4008

    Requirement of Danny’s secret club:
    Must be 18+
    Single
    And Cuba.

  • @Luka0420
    @Luka0420 2 개월 전 +8

    The ex at the end of that sketch where he’s trying to make her jealous kind of slayed though. “Guess life must be rough without me” *lays a flower on him as if it’s his grave* GIRLPOP LITERALLY SLAYED SO HARD

  • @christopherminutolo9384

    I'm glad I'm "ugly" because even though I'm ugly, I'm still funnier than Ray.

  • @pocketfulloposeys7525
    @pocketfulloposeys7525 4 년 전 +12272

    Me: Has no idea who this Ray guy is
    Comment section: *He in jail lololol*

  • @nou6197
    @nou6197 4 년 전 +3741

    Guys don’t tell Danny, but he has a secret club.

  • @Craigmeowmeow
    @Craigmeowmeow 2 년 전 +22

    Okay but the way Danny says "Heheh why does he ride it like that? He's so silly" reminds me of Cat from Victorious

  • @pugglesinrandomlandyt8950

    Fun fact: if you replace “Greg” with “danny” it becomes Danny

  • @logan8980
    @logan8980 5 년 전 +8539

    ray diaz is the male version of lele pons

  • @schizophrenic1717
    @schizophrenic1717 3 년 전 +8133

    “18+ advised” boy that didn’t age well.

  • @TheZamKids
    @TheZamKids 년 전 +15

    Danny: This is a secret, so don't tell anyone
    Also Danny: shows the video to millions of people

  • @jaykay030
    @jaykay030 년 전 +10

    Fun fact: narcissist aren't actually infatuated with themselves, they are obsessed with how they are perceived because they are deeply insecure. They feel like everyone is out to get them and will not shy away from openly victimizing themselves as long as it doesn't chip on their reputation.

  • @blacksonder9252
    @blacksonder9252 4 년 전 +10803

    Might just be me, but I really don't find that dude hot.

  • @BooBotta
    @BooBotta 3 년 전 +16653

    If you replace the g’s in Greg with o’s, it spells Oreo

  • @valerierose817
    @valerierose817 2 년 전 +4

    I have been binging a lot of Danny’s videos lately. This one is definitely one of my favorites. The horizontal thing was hilarious

  • @Eliz_Creates
    @Eliz_Creates 년 전 +9

    12:13- I heard that song and immediately knew you where gonna get claimed-

  • @autumnhardwick143
    @autumnhardwick143 5 년 전 +3003

    Danny's initials= DG
    Drew's initials=DG
    Are they the same person? Tell us the truth, Danny.

    • @alexis7264
      @alexis7264 5 년 전 +167

      Or should we say dranny

    • @luvlytani
      @luvlytani 5 년 전 +86

      *Illuminati music plays*

    • @Fffffferal
      @Fffffferal 5 년 전 +101

      Cody's initials = DG

    • @gavincasey5547
      @gavincasey5547 5 년 전 +179

      Woah,
      Cody Ko = CK
      Kurtis Conner = KC
      Is kurtis conner just reverse cody ko?

    • @bellaelleira
      @bellaelleira 5 년 전 +31

      This thread has left me with a lot of unanswered questions🤔😐

  • @meganeclover
    @meganeclover 3 년 전 +5102

    did you know if u replace all the letters in "greg" you get abs

    • @theonewhowearscrocs8591
      @theonewhowearscrocs8591 3 년 전 +469

      And if you replace the letters in 'abs', you'll get Craig, the slowest growing army on the internet, and you should look that up.

    • @isabe1192
      @isabe1192 3 년 전 +42

      you are absolutely hilarious

    • @spiritualdanger
      @spiritualdanger 2 년 전 +54

      You can also replace all the letterds in Craig you can spell Greg is the most fastest army on youtube and Danny is the best

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 2 년 전 +12

      Fuck I didn't know that!😲

    • @splintertherat8123
      @splintertherat8123 2 년 전 +2

      @@theonewhowearscrocs8591 to tyeiu

  • @ShlerpCat
    @ShlerpCat 2 년 전 +16

    9:21
    Danny that is just someone speedrunning super Mario 64

  • @demqre
    @demqre 개월 전 +1

    Danny, I’ve been a fan for 5 whole years and I gotta say, you’ve come so far. I’m glad you aren’t quitting youtube anytime soon. I’m Melanie by the way

  • @josephthegod3514
    @josephthegod3514 4 년 전 +6855

    Instead of Ray Diaz, his name should be...
    Ray Pist

  • @joocebox793
    @joocebox793 3 년 전 +3521

    He really pranked that underage girl when he was physically and emotionally abusive to them. He really got them.

    • @sneakysnek572
      @sneakysnek572 2 년 전 +166

      Ahahahaha abuse is so funny. Legitimate trauma is such a great prank haha /j

    • @NWKohout
      @NWKohout 2 년 전 +43

      @@sneakysnek572 men
      Edit: supposed to be mean

    • @joshuatartar2731
      @joshuatartar2731 2 년 전 +55

      @@NWKohout you forgot to put “terrible” before men

    • @NWKohout
      @NWKohout 2 년 전 +46

      @@joshuatartar2731 oh spelling mistake I meant mean

    • @hennegivensunday
      @hennegivensunday 2 년 전 +17

      @Nobody I think u meant terrible mean 😂

  • @jalajones22
    @jalajones22 2 년 전 +8

    Danny trying to do the horizontal jump thing is pure comedy gold 🤣🤣

  • @user-lexireynolds8
    @user-lexireynolds8 2 년 전 +2

    I subscribed, liked, and turned on notifications! have a blessed day Danny

  • @evaperez5625
    @evaperez5625 5 년 전 +756

    *G* Floating
    *R* Horizontally
    *E* In
    *G* Midair

    • @CarlTackett
      @CarlTackett 5 년 전 +27

      Umm that is a horrible acronym
      A proper one is
      G Floating
      R Horizontally
      E In
      G Midair and getting ripped

    • @heirofsugar
      @heirofsugar 5 년 전 +13

      I seriously thought those were acronyms

    • @iCat4Ever
      @iCat4Ever 5 년 전 +6

      I have a better one
      G these
      R are
      E very
      G stu.... there ok and funny actually

    • @xXxjxXx-ww3et
      @xXxjxXx-ww3et 5 년 전 +2

      👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👌🏽

    • @elis6447
      @elis6447 5 년 전 +2

      8:11

  • @shoolaces
    @shoolaces 5 년 전 +3220

    as Greg grows, so does the nutcracker guy army

    • @frikynikkid
      @frikynikkid 5 년 전 +52

      Should we gregs worry about it?

    • @justadeadmeme6056
      @justadeadmeme6056 5 년 전 +25

      frikynikkid probably

    • @joey2face53
      @joey2face53 5 년 전 +31

      @@frikynikkid yes there are already 2 nutcrackers _there multiplying_

    • @jacksvlogs9924
      @jacksvlogs9924 5 년 전 +18

      I’m really excited to look back in 4 weeks and see like 20 nutcracker guys scattered around the room.

    • @entrcpy
      @entrcpy 5 년 전 +4

      OH LAWD THEY COMIN’

  • @laylaazzs
    @laylaazzs 2 년 전 +2

    omg thanks for the kiss danny

  • @FlipKicker
    @FlipKicker 2 년 전 +3

    Man… I love all of Cody’s older video

  • @yuhnge1305
    @yuhnge1305 3 년 전 +4555

    Hey guys I think Danny has a secret club or something.... idk just a guess.

  • @itsanolive7437
    @itsanolive7437 4 년 전 +3019

    Is it possible to be hot and funny? obviously yes danny, i mean just look in the mirror

  • @archiemcdonald2195
    @archiemcdonald2195 2 년 전 +7

    Thanks Danny, you never fail to brighten my day

  • @bugman3033
    @bugman3033 2 개월 전 +3

    no way, 5 yrs ago is crazy 😕

  • @vyodka6637
    @vyodka6637 4 년 전 +807

    He hurt his knee
    *and TARNISHED his rePUTATION*

  • @slickwilliam9597
    @slickwilliam9597 5 년 전 +28786

    Danny you need to do a face reveal

  • @TriMs1
    @TriMs1 3 년 전 +8

    "My knee hurts" Did Danny predict the update corner.

  • @EmiMartinezOfficial
    @EmiMartinezOfficial 4 개월 전 +4

    Drew's initials: DG
    Kurtis' initials: DG
    Don't act like ur not the same person, Jarvis

  • @narararamammily5386
    @narararamammily5386 4 년 전 +8344

    He’s not hot at all. He looks like a mutated potato with the personality of the supreme logo on a plain T-shirt.

    • @maggiee639
      @maggiee639 4 년 전 +181

      Nararara Mammily if he didn’t look like a cocky douche he would be attractive

    • @freaxx666
      @freaxx666 4 년 전 +11

      Oof

    • @marinh.8301
      @marinh.8301 4 년 전 +125

      Maggie E if he wasn’t a cocky douche he’d be attractive too lol

    • @RazzberryRazor
      @RazzberryRazor 4 년 전 +57

      Eh.. More like a muscly goat. Maaaa, maaaa. I hope he goes back to his home. The goat pen. Where his maaa maaa, can use the flip flop and teach him a lesson!

    • @chunkle5655
      @chunkle5655 4 년 전 +13

      Now this is just so, so fucking true

  • @memes4themasses365
    @memes4themasses365 4 년 전 +41925

    Imagine having the name Greg and this is the first Danny video you’ve ever seen

    • @sachio8610
      @sachio8610 3 년 전 +1797

      ​@Cheese Cheese You replied saying that Danny says "What' up, Greg?" in every video (which might I add is wrong, there was a point where he did not say that). My point is that you should really read the comment before hand. The person above you said, "Imagine having the name Greg and this is the _first_ Danny video you’ve ever seen." It appears to me that you have not read the comment fully since the joke is simple and everyone should have understood it. The joke clearly stated that "it's your _first_ Danny video," there's no "what if"'s or anything, so you saying that Danny saying "What's up, Greg" in all his videos doesn't really correlate to the comment lmao, because his joke is basically a one-time situation for any Greg's out there.

    • @memes4themasses365
      @memes4themasses365 3 년 전 +382

      Kieran Leiber preach my man

    • @sachio8610
      @sachio8610 3 년 전 +206

      @@kieranleiber6823 yea lmao

    • @clownedkory6743
      @clownedkory6743 3 년 전 +1215

      what the hell did this cheese cheese guy say

    • @TheOGmaxgrace
      @TheOGmaxgrace 3 년 전 +650

      Yeah what did cheese cheese say

  • @urfrend01
    @urfrend01 년 전 +8

    What happened to the join button? I really wanted to join Danny's secret club :(

    • @aivilivia
      @aivilivia 년 전 +1

      he got rid of it, he said he promised more than he could give. i wanted to join too :((

    • @urfrend01
      @urfrend01 년 전 +1

      @@aivilivia oh

  • @blokvader8283
    @blokvader8283 년 전 +12

    Atleast for once it's the villain that ended up being a terrible abuser. I'm sick of seeing people I enjoyed the content of end up being horrible people, so thank you Ray, for reminding me it's not just the people I thought were good. It can also be the people I thought were narcissistic and slightly racist.

  • @makenac2130
    @makenac2130 5 년 전 +446

    Brent Rivera has left the chat

    • @RO-vj4ie
      @RO-vj4ie 5 년 전 +5

      dry skin gal underrated comment

    • @leilani4250
      @leilani4250 5 년 전 +5

      that nigga ain't funny whatsoever

    • @makenac2130
      @makenac2130 5 년 전

      @@elenaj3779 neither is Brent

  • @anika1799
    @anika1799 4 년 전 +695

    irony is putting 18+ in your bio and then dating and abusing a 16 year old.

  • @squidge-a-sonic
    @squidge-a-sonic 2 년 전 +7

    “That’s not cool! My knee hurts!”-Danny Gonzales 2018

  • @ayxxlys8416
    @ayxxlys8416 년 전 +5

    i fell asleep to this and woke up to danny screaming "WHERE ARE THE GIRLS"
    ah yes, a normal encounter for someone who falls asleep to youtube :,)
    edit: i also just woke up to this 14:01

  • @sydneyd.8261
    @sydneyd.8261 4 년 전 +16075

    Ray: 18+ and single O N L Y
    Also Ray: **gets arrested for dating and abusing a 16 year old*

    • @lostsilver9311
      @lostsilver9311 4 년 전 +688

      WhAt WUt?? He did what?!

    • @incognitonotsure909
      @incognitonotsure909 4 년 전 +940

      Yeah he dated a 16 year old he made videos with

    • @nabil4281
      @nabil4281 4 년 전 +75

      I don't care

    • @sydneyd.8261
      @sydneyd.8261 4 년 전 +778

      @@lostsilver9311 yeah the blonde girl he kissed in this video to make his ex jealous was his girlfriend that he abused

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 4 년 전 +28

      @incognito not sure PEDOPHILIA IS THE ATTRACTION TO PREPUBESCENTS.
      Was that clear enough for you, or should I rent a billboard?

  • @colleen5807
    @colleen5807 5 년 전 +827

    Am I the truest Greg now?

    • @graced.6639
      @graced.6639 5 년 전 +83

      I liked this comment because i wanna be in the secret club but i am broke so im applauding you for having more money than I.

    • @kiaraparker3004
      @kiaraparker3004 5 년 전 +10

      @@graced.6639Ha ha lol 😂 same

    • @-Mr-Frost-
      @-Mr-Frost- 5 년 전 +6

      Colleen you have the Greg egg

    • @Danny-Gonzalez
      @Danny-Gonzalez  5 년 전 +117

      Colleen thank you for joining the secret club! Make sure no one finds out please.

    • @alimarie6256
      @alimarie6256 5 년 전 +11

      Me too

  • @gaypossum6774
    @gaypossum6774 년 전 +3

    One thing that made me really uncomfortable about the photograph one is that the girl is dressed in a way she’s clearly comfortable and posing in less feminine ways, but as soon as they check the pictures she’s showing more skin and posing in ways you see only female models in. Idk, seems kinda weird to me

  • @g008y
    @g008y 년 전 +3

    Danny DANNY DANNY! You NEED to review norm of the north (there are 4 movies

  • @fafuka9863
    @fafuka9863 5 년 전 +1312

    Uhhh Danny you didn’t introduce the new nutcracker??? Rude.... expected more from you

    • @averyurban5108
      @averyurban5108 5 년 전 +9

      I think he posted about him getting on his insta story the other day

    • @fafuka9863
      @fafuka9863 5 년 전 +4

      Justin Okello lmao why

    • @fafuka9863
      @fafuka9863 5 년 전 +1

      Avery Urban damn I missed it

    • @joelokello9888
      @joelokello9888 5 년 전 +17

      @@fafuka9863 my roblox girlfriend broke up with me, now i need to let out my hate on the internet

    • @fafuka9863
      @fafuka9863 5 년 전 +18

      Justin Okello fair enough, sorry for your loss

  • @jakecash8338
    @jakecash8338 4 년 전 +3503

    who’s here after ray diaz is in jail lol

  • @horde479
    @horde479 4 개월 전 +3

    I think Craigs took down the Gregs "join" button

  • @IntfovertedArt
    @IntfovertedArt 년 전 +8

    Danny:“But you know what?”
    “That’s fitness 😏”
    “That’s what’s all about, baby”
    “that burn 🔥”
    “That pain” 🤕
    Also Danny: “I think I need a doctor!” 🥹

  • @user12166
    @user12166 3 년 전 +3904

    His secret club is the most secretive club in the universe. Only 8.08 million people know

  • @goroakechi5007
    @goroakechi5007 4 년 전 +1501

    “how to sell your body on instagram”
    well first you had my attention but now you have my *interest*

    • @gennysaihara9712
      @gennysaihara9712 4 년 전 +35

      This comment concerns me

    • @yookai4229
      @yookai4229 4 년 전 +20

      kokichi the fuck you doing here?

    • @olive0319
      @olive0319 4 년 전 +8

      Why you here Kokichi- you better not nee hee hee me

    • @goroakechi5007
      @goroakechi5007 4 년 전 +7

      @lydia Be concerned. be very concerned, i don’t even remember writing this comment.

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 4 년 전 +1

      @@gennysaihara9712 bro are you my sister

  • @Dino-Gamer-11
    @Dino-Gamer-11 9 개월 전 +2

    I GOOGLED IT GREG ACTUALLY IS THE FASTEST GROWING ARMY ON KRplus!!!!!!!

  • @nicolewelgomoed783
    @nicolewelgomoed783 2 년 전 +2

    Just turned on my notifications. I am Greg now. Nothing else matters in life anymore.

  • @laZyTo0N7
    @laZyTo0N7 4 년 전 +1799

    Isn't he the child predator who told a little girl to kill her self?

    • @indridhartley1504
      @indridhartley1504 4 년 전 +58

      Yep

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 4 년 전 +29

      Unless I've missed something, no. 16 year olds are not children, nor little girls.

    • @indridhartley1504
      @indridhartley1504 4 년 전 +497

      @@seigeengine Apparently you have missed something because sixteen year olds are little girls, and she was half his age. Also there's the whole, she's a minor thing...

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 4 년 전 +27

      Great, YT deleting comments again.
      16 is the age of consent in much of the USA and much of the developed world. If they were most anywhere other than California, age wouldn't have been a problem.
      So no, 16 year olds aren't little girls. Cut the crap.

    • @indridhartley1504
      @indridhartley1504 4 년 전 +448

      @@seigeengine uh actually thats where you're wrong. Age of consent refers to underaged kids of no more than two years apart having sex together. Not, a 30 something year old man having sex with and abusing a very young girl that could have been his daughter and was most likely very impressionable. At age 16, her brain was not fully developed and she most likely didnt have a lot of the emotional maturity that two consenting adults have.
      Not to mention that since this guy was abusive, he most likely groomed her and manipulated her into being with him and having sex with him.

  • @daralol8497
    @daralol8497 4 년 전 +1065

    "ʜᴇʜᴇ ʜᴇ's sᴏ sɪʟʟʏ" *stares at the camera*

  • @thatweirdphoneguystickman5596

    Fun fact, GREG is actually short for Group Reunited Entirely by Gregs.

  • @mr.couchpotato6554

    0:38 im playing pixelmon and the exact second he said cuba, a cubone near me went "Cubone" it suprised me

  • @PurpleBandanaStudios
    @PurpleBandanaStudios 5 년 전 +2665

    Whats up greg it's *greg*

  • @Blairaptor
    @Blairaptor 4 년 전 +1663

    "Is being horizontal in mid-air a big thing in the fitness community?" Oh man I lost it

    • @darthszarych5588
      @darthszarych5588 4 년 전 +82

      Hes done it! Hes gone full horizantal!

    • @ada8596
      @ada8596 4 년 전 +12

      I saw this right as he said it

    • @andreabennett1786
      @andreabennett1786 4 년 전 +12

      I like to browse the comments while watching the video and while I read this comment IN TUNE Danny said what you quoted 😝👏🤭

    • @8k.1000
      @8k.1000 4 년 전 +5

      I saw you're comment while he said that.

  • @calowenby1654
    @calowenby1654 년 전 +2

    The music that comes in when Danny says, "Instead they're like, 'You gotta make her jealous!,'" works so fuckin' well lol.

  • @xxsassysnakexx
    @xxsassysnakexx 년 전 +4

    lets all make the part where Danny gives a kiss to Greg the most replayed part

  • @cultdaddyhound1731
    @cultdaddyhound1731 5 년 전 +606

    First rule of Greg club.
    Don't talk about Greg club

  • @effie676
    @effie676 5 년 전 +1825

    A NEW NUTCRACKER

  • @solasmcg2287
    @solasmcg2287 2 년 전 +5

    Danny, your secret club is so secret I can't find the join button.

  • @imagirl688
    @imagirl688 2 년 전 +5

    To this day, my head still hurts because he didn’t show how the guy got horizontally😣

  • @avaronchetti4223
    @avaronchetti4223 5 년 전 +561

    THERE’S *TWOOOOO* NUTCRACKERS NOW DID YOU NOT THINK WE WOULD NOTICE DANNYYY

  • @ispentalldayatYT
    @ispentalldayatYT 4 년 전 +3013

    Hes gonna be the funniest comedian
    In prison

    • @ravioliravioli118
      @ravioliravioli118 4 년 전 +37

      Except some idiot bailed him like yeah let's just LET THE MAN WHO SEXUALLY ABUSED A 16 Y/O GIRL GO OK SURE

    • @tso_438
      @tso_438 4 년 전 +6

      They bailed him
      Big mistake

    • @riin4363
      @riin4363 4 년 전 +4

      This comment deserves more likes

    • @chibinuggt3528
      @chibinuggt3528 4 년 전 +8

      Inmates hate pedophiles....

    • @ima_zucchini1950
      @ima_zucchini1950 4 년 전 +2

      Soooooo your saying he’s funny

  • @_rixtricks_8492
    @_rixtricks_8492 2 년 전 +3

    the fact that the join button isnt there anymore upsets me

  • @Marceline_the_Vamp
    @Marceline_the_Vamp 년 전 +47

    the “i don’t care” girl was arrested for hitting a police officer and being naked in public. guess she didn’t care. there’s your punchline i guess

  • @noneexistent9599
    @noneexistent9599 3 년 전 +2479

    When you want to join the "secret club" but the join button has dissapered

  • @rottingarchangeloi2734

    50 shades of greg

  • @Sirgoose88
    @Sirgoose88 3 년 전 +1

    Subscribed liked and notifications on
    I love your videos 🥰🤩

  • @tobibot761
    @tobibot761 5 년 전 +2541

    Jonny jonny
    Yes papa
    Being funny
    No papa
    Quality content
    No papa
    Posting daily
    Ha ha ha