Roasting Your YouTube Videos #4
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- 게시일 2018. 03. 14.
- Thanks to Epic Games for sponsoring this
video.
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Today we're reacting to some of the videos you guys sent me. Some of them were really good, some of them were not.
MERCH ► dannygonzalez.store
PATREON ► / actualdannygonzalez
If you're actually reading this description comment "I love milk. You love milk. We love milk."
WHY DO I CALL MY FANS GREG?
Greg is the strongest family on the internet, we're the fastest growing channel on KRplus, and we make fire content. So, instead of making up some pun using my name and calling my fans that, I decided to use a different name entirely. A name so strong, haters tremble when it is spoken. WE ARE GREG. AND WE ARE TAKING OVER THE INTERNET. And all you have to do to join is hit subscribe and turn on notifications.
Follow me on Instagram ► / dannygonzalez
Follow me on Twitter ► / dannygonzalez
Follow me on Snapchat ► DannyGoonzalez
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Danny Gonzalez HI HO THE GREG DIARY O
im gagging Fornite is so not greg
Hey Danny. ❤️
danny you are my king. i am proud greg
Pubg > Forttnite
"Actually not our child, our granddaughter"
"How?"
Cut
Read this in Julien solomita's voice haha
i love her “how”
they probably got two dogs and they had a puppy
😂😂😂
She made a dog sound, she didn't say "how?".
Oh my god the Cribz video was mine!!!! Thank you for reacting Danny!!
Heather Hunt what video is yours?
Ian Kuhl the first one they reacted to
Heather Hunt you where so funny! Good Job!
It was... truly a masterpiece.
I don't know anyone who was that funny in middle school. it sure as hell wasn't me. congratulations.
Danny is so sarcastic that I literally can’t tell if the sponsor was real
It was
Just look at the description
@@Speez2 is that you?!?!
@@jackiefogarty9872 yup
scroll down 1 millimeter to see his link in the description.
My yearbook quote:
“Dude I drink so much milk my bones are basically cows”
Mine is
“Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning”
Damns
👏no
Mine will probably be: “I just mixed 50% milk with 100% milk then poured powdered milk in the milk mixture my bones are now indestructible”
Huh
"Length of that boy? 10/10 that boy was LONG." these tears are real 😂
How do you have 1.2K likes and no replies?
Lmao
i’m gonna GREG all over you
G: genuinely care about you
R: respect your decisions
E: emotionally support you
G: give you all my love
I prefer the Dennis System.
D: Demonstrate Value
E: Engage Physically
N: Nurture Dependence
N: Neglect Emotionally
I: Inspire Hope
S: Separate Entirely
Andrew Winslow I prefer the Mac system
M: move in
A: after
C: completion
Jonathan Joestar with Pluck I’m just here for the scraps
gia Give
Rats
Extra
Gifts
Go
Raway
E
G
She said “now get out” and my app crashed. She is too powerful
Woah I thought you had Laura as your profile pic
reecejohs LOL. Nope, that’s me
She has all the SWAGS
She and her garden will bring about the apocalypse one day, and only the Valentines Day boy band has a chance at stopping her.
@@corinnebowers4293 you look like her! You’re really pretty
Laura looks like a feminine drew and sounds like Violet from the incredibles, best combination 👏🏼
Yes👏she👏DOES👏👏👏
She does sound like Violet 😂😂
oh god
This is too accurate! I closed my eyes and I could imagine Violet.
IKR!!!! THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING
its valentines *daaAAAYYYyyyYYYY*
Day after my birthday!
WHAT?!
Nailed it
Anyone see the toddler in the back?
Beast Man Yeah, lol
I legit thought the fortnite sponsor was a joke😂
its not sadly 😣
@Viviana Bush no
god I was hoping it was a joke
ZanDaMan SAME
Same
DID U NOTICE THE TODLER IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE VALENTINES SONG?!😂😭I’m dying oh my god!
And they sang that they were gonna take their date to chucky cheese, I was like are they singing about dating that toddler 😅
@@missundies That's FBI materials there.
Sarah Scott omg I made a comment about this before I saw the this one 😳 I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed it tho because I was literally DYING OVER IT 💀💀💀
omj I started laughing so hard when I saw them
Things 0/10
Him 9/10
Other guys 4/10
Length of that boy 10/10
Love of milk 10/10
Passion 12/10
Autotune 0/10
Opening: 10/10
Boy band producer: how much autotune do you need?
Boyband: *YES*
Katelyn h its valentine daAaAyY
FELLOW PARX STAN!
Did you notice that one of the kids hands were pink?
Scene bands be like
sheeran
*YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE FROM THE TRUTH, DAAAAAAAAAANNYYYYY* had me in tears
I watched this in the middle of the night and let me just say I laughed so hard I turned night INTO DAYYYYYY
I would vote up but it's at 171 and I don't want to break the palindrome and incur the wrath of the Pepperoni Nipple People...
Now it's 191
Lol got ur 400th like
I couldn't breath ! That was amazingly funny.
"if u dont know what fortnite is"
march 2018 was a simpler time
Now everyone hates it
I'd like to join up for connormunism pls
Yeah I do drugs!
D - watch
R - danny
U - gonzalez
G - yeah
S - Greg!
Don’t look it up
Drugs!
Danny
Ran
Up
God's
Stairs
Should have put Greg for the G lol
D Danny
R ran
U up
G Greg’s
S stairs
I've been in the market for a new cult to join, and I chose this. I am Greg.
A _new_ cult to join?
Liliya Imaah
Yeah, cults seem to all come with an expiration date. I'm just glad I've never been fond of Flavour-aid, is all I'm saying.
Liliya Imaah I tried to start my own cult, but it didn't work out...so I'm joining this one instead.
Mrs Space Cadet Welcome.
Mrs Space Cadet ditto
It's true Danny, every aspect about me is long. EVERY aspect.
And I'll be honest, I hate milk too.
Plot twist of the century
Your bio tho, “if I make a video, I’ll post it here” 😂
You sneaky, lying son of a giraffe.
how has no one made a penis joke about this
Adulting Sucks if the 🍆 is long, then are the 🍒 also long?🤔
When Laura says “It’s great” you can tell she doesn’t like fortnite 😂
Yeah, Danny's praise towards it also seemed forced
You have 123 likes, I will ruin the streak
@@blackwillow482 of course it does. Fortnite pays a fuck ton for sponsors
@@blackwillow482 anything for that baaag
danny: “this is the longest minute and 50 seconds of my life”
me: THIS WAS ONLY A MINUTE AND 50 SECONDS?!?!!!
Elley Newman he cut some clips out
Lol yesss!!!
When
I feel like I've been here for days.
Laura is literally blonde Violet from The Incredibles
Ikr
OML YESSSS
I think she’s more like a cooler version of the babysitter
Omg yeah!😂
alexis dalton OMG YES the voice especially
Nobody scares me more than pepperoni nipple guy and his power stance.
Ikr
FR 💀
fear us
4:36 Laura’s and Danny’s head booming in perfect sequence
LOL why is that so satisfying
10:06
Danny:that boy was long
Laura: hmmm
I’m just imagining someone hiking and stumbling to a man yelling shirtless at a camera with pepperoni taped on him
LOOOL
i hadnt gotten to that part in the video when i saw this so i read this comment completely out of context 😂
Greg is a noun, Greg is a verb, Greg is a pronoun, Greg is a adjective, Greg is an adverb, Greg is a preposition, Greg is a interjection, Greg is a conjunction, Greg is all. XD
But is Greg a determiner?!?!
So the sentence “Greg Greg Greg Greg” is grammatically correct...
Greg Greg Greg Greg, Greg?
Greg is a direct object, indirect object, article, determiner, article, subject compliment, everything
This Makes mad Libs super easy but not as entertaining.
G: Greg
R: Reg
E: *eg*
G: *G*
*E G*
*Eeg*
Reg
Greg
RReg
I just love how Danny and Laura are always leaning in towards each other it’s so cute.
i can't believe fortnite sponsored u lmao
okay but are we gonna acknowledge the fact that he said “seasoned, tender areolas”
I was hoping we could skip past that
SEASONED TENDER AREOLAS
Danny: I’ve been playing fortnite nonstop lately
Everyone else: *say sike right now*
The video was when the game first came out and don’t say you didn’t play then.
@@olivergoodman865 i didnt lmao
the valentine’s day song lowkey sounded like danny’s music
"we're gonna greg your videos,,, we're gonna greg em all over the place."
fatma ben ooo kinky i like it
When I read this he was saying it lol.
I can't believe that's what he said, but thanks to you i know that is exactly what he said
1k 😩
WE WILL! WE WILL GREG YOU! **STOMP STOMP CLAP! STOMP STOMP CLAP**
That silence after he said with my wife.
Thanks for the invite
@@faithisntcoollissupernotco7951
No problem, bud!
@@faithisntcoollissupernotco7951 wat
6:27
valenties
*dAaAAaAAaAAaAAAaAaAAeYyyyYYYyY!*
12 year old kid: TEDDY BEAR-
Danny: that’s not good
“That boy was long”🤦♀️😂
if danny was a grandpa and his grandchild brought him a picture that they drew themselves: "Excuse me but where is the logic in this? This makes absolutely no sense. This will not be going on my fridge and I'd give it about a 1.86/10."
He is a grandpa. Of his dog
@@TheBrazilRuleshe is his dogs dad adopted kid. He literary introduces peanut as he child
12:21 dannys real laugh. can i say it sounds like a car trying to start without it being a roast?
Danny sound like a car starting Laura sounds like a car alarm
4:37
Bobbing their heads simultaneously 😂😂😂😂😂
anyone else think his wife sounds like Violet from the Incredibles
idk not sounds like her but she looks like her
G•R•E•G but blonde
It's me Baby Kata
I have a huuuuuge diarrhea
If you fart like you don't care
Raise your bog rolls in the air
Pee pee poo poo
Wee hee hoo a hoo a
Pee pee poo poo
Wee hee hoo a hoo a
When you take a comfort stop
You feel like you reach the top
Choco balls are gonna pop
Its the sound of the sound of the big flop
Every poop is so fantastic
Every poop is so terrific
Everybody look at me
Im makin a big poopy
Pee pee poo poo
Wee hee hoo a hoo a
Pee pee poo poo
Wee hee hoo a hoo apee pee poo poo
Wee hee hoo a hoo a
Pee pee poo poo
Wee hee hoo a hoo a
Let me show you magic tricks
Brown monkey does gymnastics
Tiny turds or massive bricks
I like to share my poop pics
Every poop is so fantastic
Every poop is so terrific
Are you ready for action
Its time to release the kraken
Pee pee poo poo
Wee hee hoo a hoo a
Pee pee poo poo
Wee hee hoo a hoo apee pee poo poo
Wee hee hoo a hoo a
Pee pee poo poo
Wee hee hoo a hoo a
Come on! Drop it nowheRealDaynaaa no
Pizza Time why
I can't unhear this now
*TeEdDyY BeEaArR* danny:oh thats not good
😬😬😬
Poor teddy bear wanted to be loved for valentine's daaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Silver\\ / / Mercury *DaaAAaAaAYyYyyyy
"Exposing Danny Gonzalez"
Laura : Yeeeeeess!
8:56 “ everything about this kid is long” ummmm...... 😏
10:07 “that boy was long” 😂😂😂
I apologize for my sense of humor
that pepperoni guy was chaotic evil
Recovery JCRO In the best way!
No thatd be chaotic good
chaotic neutral
Chaotic good
Madison Clayton was the
The Valentine's day guys had the reddest hands I've ever seen
I think they dyed the shirt and also their hands at the same time.
Nobody:
Me during my tests: It's Valentine's DaAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAaAAaay
*I am one if the PEPPERONI PEOPLE*
🤣 that was hilarious
You are married to drew gooden but female
SideShowjr this comment keeps me up at night
wait, how?
i also want to get married to drew gooden
Not really
No he’s married to Drew Gooden as a male as a female as a male, that has the possessed severed heads of his enemies for hands.
but male*
When the valentine's Day guys autotune kept going off pitch I was crying it was so funny
I totally thought you were joking when you said your sponsor was fortnite at first.
I wish Laura was in more of your videos
I love her voice btw💞💞Greg for life
Person: What are your preferred pronouns?
Me: Greg.
Pepperoni nipple
Mine are dish/was/her
greg/greg
@@abigailmills2603 no❤️
😂😂😂 Greg Pepperoni Nipple
Laura sees pepperoni nipples: *screams* 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
*terror*
@Wysteria , not *terror*...
it's the *love of my life*
Ali Cake her scream said: “do re mi fa” going up the scale 😆
People with the name Greg probably feel so special, watching you’re videos XD
Danny: this video is sponsored by fortn-
Me: I am now truly craig
Fortnite sucks
Yeah I dislike fortnite too but I’m actually kinda happy for Danny that he got a sponsorship from something as popular as _Fortnite_
Is Amanda just Drew in a wig?
Norris Francois Jr is _who_ just drew in a wig?? Lol who tf is Amanda? 😹
I think he meant Laura, and if so he’s absolutely right. (Amanda is Drew’s wife lol he probably got them mixed up)
Yes.
Got literally everything wrong but ok
a m a n d a
“That’s not our child, that’s our grandchild.” “....how.”
No one:
LITERALLY no one in the entire universe:
Danny: *"That boy was long"*
when i heard the valentines day song chorus i literally felt like ive known this song for my whole life
Laura reminds me so much of Violet from "The Incredibles" lmao
yes!! I always think that, like a mix of Violet, and Rapuzel from Tangled.
Nope the baby sitter.
*VIOLET HAS BLACK HAIR*
Soo true
@@anonymous_snek9698 uh so?
Laura's 'how' at the beginning of the video is the reason why I died laughing
“The passion-“ AHHH “-is like a 12/10”
What if people was also in the woods, and heard someone yell pepperoni nipples....
Your wife reminds me of the babysitter from the incredibles and I love her a lot
wait im so shocked he has a wife he seems so young wtf
Kream hes young face
omg this is so true
shiiiiiiit, tru
I thought I was the only one, glad I'm not insane
Nobody:
Boy: TeDdY bEaR
I love when Danny laughs when he’s genuinely caught off guard. It’s awesome, unadulterated enjoyment.
10/10 for my love of milk! i’ll take it!
i like my comedy like i like my milk.
elijah thomas Jackson I would like but there are 69 likes and I don’t want to change that so...
*LIKE!!*
elijah thomas Jackson im lactose intolerant :(
i loved your love of milk
you look like idubbbz
love your humor
"...seasoned, tender areolas..."
7:47 the camera person moved so much to throw the teddy bear 😂
Congrats on the baby! Love you guys so much :))
FOR I
*_AM THE PEPPERONI PEOPLE_*
And the intro of the pepperoni guy was just like ... W O W ? I was not expecting that and Danny’s laugh after was just pricelessly amazing 😊❤️
It was foretold
Laura: getting super excited about the special effects Danny: “there is nothing special about those affects”
Recovery: "YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE FROM THE TRUTH!?"
Me: *spewing milk from my nostrils*
WHEEEEEEEEZEE AHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAA
Level M spewing milk..... did someone tickle your side?
Lol i can relate. At that part, i fell down on some loose nails and spewed milk from my eyes
Danny and his wife are honestly so so so cute together. I love how they interact and everything. You keep raising Peanut the right right
*way
Peanut is dead.
@@shikhakurliye7945 wait what actually?
@@lotsaocelots1699 yeah 😔
he told cody ko in their most recent collab
@@shikhakurliye7945 bro u didn’t need to say it so seriously😭
its so nice when laura lets her husband in her videos! hopefully she comes back on her own channel again soon though, her husband has been on a lot of videos recently
I'm currently *watching/viewing/observing/exploring/inspecting/glancing/eyeing/gaping/gazing/beholding/greging* this video
Silly Danny, you can't legally marry if you are 13
He's 23
-it was a joke-
Amiya Eams r/woosh.
Amiya Eams whoosh
You guys look like a highschool couple
Now Danny has an actual child
8:54 you should have chosen your words more wisely
10:05 that’s what she said
when your sides are tickled LAUGHTER comes out, dont be ignorant
6:04
Anyone spot the random toddler walking in this “romantic” video?
Danny: *promotes fortnite*
Me: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE SITH NOT JOIN THEM! YOU WERE MY BROTHER DANNY! I LOVED YOU!....
shut up
@@emptycart2551 no u
Why don’t you like fortnite? Is it because you don’t like the genre? Do you not like the vibe of the game? Or do you not like it because of the “Minecraft good fortnite bad reddit good TikTok bad” circlejerk? Tell me what you don’t like, and why Danny shouldn’t have promoted fortnite.
@@emptycart2551 I've played it once and actually enjoyed it. I'd say it's better than most recent games tbh. I even have a couple of Fortnite collectibles, but I'm not a big gamer other than Mortal Kombat. I just made that comment as a Star Wars reference.
I came back here specifically to listen to the Valentine's Day song on Valentine's Day
Same.
I Greg it!
(Or: “I love it!” For all you NORMIES our there)
because greg is love
i greg this comment
@Aussie Angler Pros ?
I’m new here and I’m confused on what Greg is ?
I love milk. You love milk. We love milk.
They love milk
I... I don't like milk 😭
ExclusivelyHannah you heathen!!!
Milk makes me sick
Especially when you Ryan Ross and Brendon Urie. Sorry I'll go home. Just read the milk fic if your over 15
10:30
I got an ad from Little Caesars for pepperoni pizza🤣
the way they look each other 🥺
wait lmao... he's married? isn't he 13?
Are you joking, or do you legitimately think that he’s 13?
Nah he's at least like 13 and a half
@@extrachromosome7114 i'm just joking, dear. lol
Oh, oof. My bad.
No 12 he's getting younger
I think Danny is slowly trying to make us use "greg" like the Smurfs use smurf.
Kaitlyn Stewart I Greg he is
I loved it when danny said 'its greggin time!' and proceeded to greg all over your videos
danny: everything about that boy is long...
me: hmm...
danny: length of that boy: 10/10
me: wait.
me: danny.
me: what.
it's valentine's daaeioieei!!!!
“We’re gonna Greg your videos were gonna Greg them all over the place.”
Greg//: verb: (gr•egg) the strongest family on KRplus. Also a verb some how. Example: “Danny grew millions of Greg’s but lost them all in one day. Don’t look that up.”
fm_abigail ew loser
Dad walks into daughter's room.
"Hey, sweetie. What are you doing?"
"Just listening to some music."
"Oh? What are you listening to?"
3:22
Watching Danny describe fortnite in 2019 is trippy AF oml
the valentines day song got stuck in my head
It's Valentine's DaAaAaAaAaAaY