"Up" But Everything About It Is Bad
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- 게시일 2020. 07. 12.
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#dannygonzalez - 코미디
I am not a rip off
Just an exquisite extra
Indeed
Isabelle What what! You pay Nook for KRplus on your nookphone too?!
Cherry! Never leave my island, ever!
Donnie Walsh Can't make no guarantees. Bwah Ha Ha! What what!
this is underrated
I'm French and I can confirm, we all drink wine, it's the only drink available here.
We sweat wine. We cry wine. It even rains wine.
Underrated comment
It's the same in Germany only with beer.
@@chiaratraber5885 I never went there so I wonder how it is in the border ?
and everything solid is made out of cheese
@@SM-qv2om i'm typing this on my cheese phone while drinking wine. We make the best cheese blankets here.
the amount of racism in this 45 minute movie actually blows my mind
@@djdgstudiosthat's not something you should joke about 😟
@@djdgstudios wow you're so cool and edgy way to go against the grain bud you're so totally hilarious and totally not a complete jackass
@@gaminggamesgamergaming2970 my comment keeps getting offed so Ima just say sorry
Edit: my replies*
@@djdgstudios what was the original fucking comment
With the amount of racism in this, I am honestly they didn't call the villain something along the lines of "Airbus Man"
“Would you like some tea?”
“No I’m Dr crumbs partner I only drink houses that go up and down.”
“aaaauuuughhhh”
aghh 😩
That sound was personal tho
Idk sounds like he wants to drill and drain every last bit of fluid to me
@@Ashton4__*H O N E Y*
"Would you like some tea?"
"No, I'm Hispanic, I only drink s a l s a"
Underrated
"Would you like some tea?"
"No, I'm Asian, i only drink bat soup."
@@riri.4393 lol
@@riri.4393 "sorry, I'm Filipino, I only drink beach water"
I'm hispanic and I don't like salsa
“Would you like some tea?”
“No I’m asian I only drink *M A T H* “
And green tea
And some " M O N S T E R "
And BROOMSTICC
XD
As the comments section's token Asian, I can confirm we only drink math. It tastes terrible, I don't recommend it.
“Would you like some tea?”
“No, I’m American we only drink bullets.”
They’re very chewy
This is my favorite drink!
What else can I drink at approximately 1500m/s?
@@b-horu7452 what's an m?
Hell yeah brother 🦅 🇺🇸
‘Would you like some tea?’
‘No, I’m Australian, and I only drink spiders’
NAH WHAT💀💀💀💀💀
And wildfires
The visual this gave made me actually cringe 😢
I only drink vegemite and snake venom
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge.
"We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper --"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is, then."
"No, that wasn't--"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
Really not sure how many times I’ve come back to watch this but I know even this won’t be the last.
Topicky Wopicky!!! Hiii!!!
ONE TOPIC LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I’ve found you! :)
Yooooo you watch this guy with us too!?
No cus I always re watch Danny Gonzalez’s videos like 2000000000000 times-
“Would you like some tea?”
"No thanks, I'm Danny's Second channel where I like to get a little bit goofier, a little bit wackier, and a little bit sillier. So I only drink La Croix."
This comment is underrated XD
La cwaaa
HAHAHAHAHA YES
Aha yes !!! 😂
Aryan Bangera la cwaaasaoint
“would u like some tea?”
“no i’m Australian, we only drink kangaroos”
How did you find my secret of kangaroo juice
Wait it I thought it was watered down vegimite
oi we clearly drink blended fairy bread
Naaaaaah 💀
THIS KILLED ME
“Do you want some tea?”
“No I’m from Rome I only drink holy water.”
LMAO
Pope blood on special occasions
“Would you like any tea?”
“No I’m American we only throw tea off boats”
and we chug nacho cheese for breakfast
@@declanjames1294 nice pfp
@@themyofmy thanks I guess? lol
Teen titans
@Timothy A Schuler mmm yes nacho cheese is scrumptious if I do say so myself
Chinese boy shows up
Everybody: racism time
Nice profile pic very real definitely
sub to geg
@@diggygorgonzola6547 wow you're fast
Diggy Gorgonzola 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@brodykag101 thanks took me 30 minutes
"would you like some tea?"
"No, I'm gay. I only drink rainbows"
Why do you feel the need to tell everyone who sees your account that you're gay?
Because being gay is fucking awesome 👍🏻
They taste like if someone blended a fairy but its fruity yo man its loively!
“Would you like some tea?”
“No, I’m an animator, I only drink graphics.”
As an animator, can confirm, i drink flipaclip logos
As an animator I disagree, I only drink tears
"Would you like some tea?"
"No, I'm a makeup artist. I only spill tea."
“No, I’m extinct. I only eat rocks”
"and serve everyone some drama"
Sesame snapped
Of all the variations in the comments on this joke, this was my favorite. 😂
"no im a human i only drink planets"
"would you like some tea?"
"No, I'm British. I only drink..... Holy shit"
You drink holy shit? Well, it's disgusting that you drink poop, but at least you bless it first.
@@swineherd_ luckily I'm American
As a Brit, I can confirm, we go to our local cathedral and bless our shit, then drink it
*TEA*
@@swineherd_ I can't-
“Would you like some tea?”
“No, I’m Ukrainian, We only drink vodka”
“Would you like some tea?”
“No I am american, we only drink _Hamburgers_ “
Dragon Man222 *a liter of cola
*oil
I think you misspelled *freedom* (fireworks in the background)
No I would like HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP
and guns!
As an artist, I can say that drawing 4 fingers instead of 5 is much easier to draw/animate. Any artist who draws hands with 5 fingers is invincible
Ikr 😭
well, happy to hear it
i can never draw hands with anything but 5 fingers, idk how anybody does it. How do you live knowing your characters can never flip someone off??
Well thank you lol!
''Would you like some tea?''
''No, I'm Tom Brady, I only drink copious amounts of water.''
I love this comment
“Would you like some tea?”
“No, I’m christian, I only drink *Jesus’s blood*
(also means the wine)
Oi
Amen 🙏
It's delicious😋.
I'm not Christian though. I'm agnostic.
It's just that blood tastes nice.
@@iknowthatyouregayfireflies9992 well that’s one way to look at it
Jtii e really we
“Would you like some tea?”
“No. I’m a Backrooms wanderer. I only drink Almond Water.”
“Would you like some tea?”
“Yes, I’m Bri’ish”
I’m not actually British, get trolled noobs 😹🤝
@@Djjddnnswjnobody was trolled
so you’re telling me that those two scientists had a family together but were just “partners” um ok
I mean they could be romantic partners
Dat Boi yes that is what i am implying
eye lips eye : parentheses I know I was implying that they’re implying that they are romantic partners
Dat Boi WHY DID YOU TYPE OUT 👁👄👁 LMAOAJQJQKKQKW
shrek's jizz OH LMAO WHY AM I DUMB-
"Would you like some tea?"
"No, I'm Johnny, I only drink 19 bottles of dish soap"
We finally know why Johnny has so much soap
Oh my god.
“Would you like some tea?”
Nah I’m Irish, I drink the whole pub
“want some tea?”
“i’m asian, i only drink straight a’s.”
You only drink lo mein
I drink Sriracha
Nah tea is about right, it was literally invented in china
I drink chocolate milk.... from my tie
coconut juice😌
"Would you like some tea?"
"No, I'm Canadian, I only drink maple syrup."
"Would you like some tea?"
"No, I'm Welsh, I only drink sheep piss".
As a Chinese person, I can confirm that I only wear shirts with Chinese Takeout, am constantly complaining about Chinese manufacturing, don’t know what a cookie is unless it’s a fortune cookie, and am extremely smart and knows how to cook
all chinese do is eat hot chip and lie 😔
Sorry for all the racism you deal with it's not right
I can also confirm
You also missed the stereotype of Chinese tourists taking photos of everything they come across.
@@leuvenfra ANY CHINESE PERSON BORN AFTER 1993
It’s a tragedy that La Croix was brought on his main channel... That’s too goofy and silly.
I definitely thought it was a little too wacky for the main channel.
Just lil bit too wacky for his main channel
Came here to say this, honestly I felt too wacky watching this, he seemed so unproffesional
Yeah that was a bit crazy for his main channel, I almost couldn’t handle the goofyness.
Agreed; too silly for the main channel to be certain
"how do you program a rock?" -Daniel Gonzales
“How do you program a rock”-diggy gpranggnola
I don’t know what it is about Danny’s videos, but they are very rewatchable. I’ve watched his videos over and over and they never get old, same with other people like him and Drew.
“Want some tea”
No thanks, I’m from “What’s Up” I only drink *Asian Stereotypes*
oh boy
Yum I should try it sometime
•tėåå• Very nummy 10/10 would recommend
Kyra Fivecoat hi
Youre Mom hi
"Would you like some tea?"
"No, i'm a writer, i only drink my own tears."
"Le monster is horrible" -Jean Pierre
"Lemon score is horrible" -Subtitles
every foreign character in this movie's only personality trait is being foreign
Lol
deadass
@Luísa Albuquerque LMFAO THAT MAKES IT EVEN BETTER
im french and i moved to canada, everytime i talk to my english speaking friends they say french boiiii when i walk into the room so yeah, people think of your accent or nationality as a personality trait lol
khushi ullal movie name?
"Would you like to drink some tea?"
"No I'm a vampire I only drink blood"
"Would you like some tea?"
"No, I'm trans, we only drink Blahaj"
he did it guys. he included la croix in his main channel. he's not to be trusted anymore.
He's gotten way to silly for his main channel 🤦🏾♀️
Ryan Symone
smh my head 😔😔😔
tara lamlam7 wanna convert a pdf to a word document?
him and kurtis are fallen kings sadly
#dannygonzalezisoverpart
"Would you like some tea?"
"No, I'm from Kurtistown, we drink yee yee juice."
Beats by Cossack yessir 😎
Damn, who else here goes to Yee-Yee University?
Scribbles The Robot me
Can't forget that respect women juice
Also that *folks* tea
"would you like some tea?"
"No, I'm a utahn. We only drink fry sauce"
"Would you like some tea?"
"No, I'm Vietnamese, I only drink fish sauce"
did Amanda ever tell drew that she used to hunt monsters
edit: why did 2.2k people like this comment in 4 hours I'm scared
She couldn't, she had to keep that part of her mission in Afghanistan a secret
The video edit krplus.net/bidio/is6jmmWFfny2inI
drew seeing this: 👁 👄 👁
This is Danny
Duh. Why do you think he even married her?
“She says that her only true love is science” honestly same 🖤🤍💜
This isn't "Up", this is "Down".
Nice
Why did I laugh gksndjsja
More like Downs
Wow this got me lmao 😂
damnit i just commented that lmao
“Would you like some tea?”
“No thanks, I’m Canadian we only drink *M A P L E S Y R U P*
I'm Mexican we drink tacos and smoke churros
as a Canadian, i can conform nor deny this statement
I’m Canadian and I haven’t had maple syrup in a year 😭🤚🏻
As eh Canadian who rides eh moose to go home and chug some maple syrup eh i can confirm this statement eh
I drink a gallon of syrup everyday as a canadian
Wait can we appreciate how Danny noticed how quickly they were balanced after almost falling like I would never of acknowledged that like I’m actually impressed *slow clap*
“Would you like some tea?”
“No, I’m human we only drink blood”
"Would you like some tea?"
"No, I'm american, we only drink *pure burger grease* "
*i no longer wish to be American*
We chug Pepsi down our throats, are blood is made out of diabetes.
Can confirm. I am the personification of Diabetes.
yes.
Aight heading up to America
"would you like some tea?"
"No, I'm a British peasant from the middle ages, we only drink beer and mud water"
"Would you like some tea?"
"No, I'm a plot device, we only drink lavender tea."
(all of humanity becomes hypnotized)
“Would you like some tea?”
no sorry I’m canadian I only drink _maple syrup_
HAHA YES THIS IS THE ONE
YESSS Canada gang unite
Wait… I thought that was true!
@kurtis connor
Not even, just the raw sap from the trees
Danny has the rock, making us like, subscribe and watch him
Oh lord
Kinda funny how Amanda smiles when she says “Oh No a Monster!” And that the stereotypical Chinese person has a French accent for a a sec
“Would you like some tea?”
*No sorry I’m American I only drink G U N*
Fcking underrated
Some fine tea bags, a little bit of sugar,... and a GUN!
and shitty light beer 🤩
*hot dog water
No it's gunpowder and fry grease
My friend: would you like tea?
Me: No I’m Japanese, we only drink sushi
Well, I’m from Britain. Can confirm we only drink fish
Here in Australia, we only drink Vegemite juice
Here in Philippines, we only drink street food
i’m american we only drink bleach
Im American I only drink Bud light yehaw USA USA
“Would you like some tea?”
“No I’m gay we spill it”
“Would you like some tea?”
Uncle Iroh: “….obviously”
So this is where Amanda’s been. Not on a mission in Afganistán after all
HA I understood that reference
I still believe she was in Afghanistan 😤
Who?
Wait I thought she went rogue
Where the Extra greeting???😭😭😭
"would you like some tea?"
"no thanks, im american, i only drink bald eagles and star spangled banners"
11:21 his motive is that hes french
they really made the chinese guy’s name “ching ling” i-
Ikr and the end is just so racist the kid said I thought he was just gonna make dinner i-
the racism is showing 😻
girl i-
@Sham Ram i-
i-
i dont know
FINISH DA SENTENCE
aint no way they called a 15 yr old eligible 💀 bro she ain't even eligible for scholarships yet 😭
"Would you like some tea?"
"No I'm an Indian I only drink chai teas"
Fun fact: it’s actually a sequel to a monsters vs aliens ripoff
Omg I was 100% thinking of Monsters vs Aliens during the Eiffel Tower moment so not suprised in the slightest
Sarah Walker Unfortunately I’ve seen/heard about many of these mockbusters so I feel I’m way too educated in this field than anyone should be
Isnt it inspired?
It is
bionic......? i saw his video literally yesterday
my friend: would u like some tea?
me: no i'm italian, we only drink *pasta*
...pasta water*
Potter-
I know right! I only drink tacos.
pasta sauce*
Pasta: liquid edition
At least movies like these allow us to remember repressed memories :)
?
exactly @@user-qx6jn4gj9i
Nobody:
The producers of this movie: “i cant think of a joke so here’s some R A C I S M”
Ikr
I wish more movies could be as genius as this
@Ashton Peacock I mean, I’m Christian but that’s so random lol
@@strwjun__ I'm a clown
I'mAHorriblePerson you’re a STAY?
“Would you like some tea?”
“No, I’m Italian, we only drink spaghetti.”
Me: can we watch up?
Mom: we have “up” at home
Up at home:
“Would you like some tea?”
“ No, I’m from Boston, and it’s going into the ocean”
@@charlesj.guiteau3957 Damn Backy, Becky, and Jenna all be coming for you wait wtf kinda name is Backy, and JENNA SAYS SHES 14 LKJGSLJGHLKJG
@Jenna 14 [f.u.с.к мe] ТАР 0N МY РIC who tf
Bear PlaysStuff
i think my eyes just had a stroke
No it's more " No! I'm American and we only drink beer and soda!"
HAHSGSGS THIS IS SO UNDERRATED
They get their ideas from choices in Episode:
[Do nothing]
[Blow Kisses]
[I'm a genius]
You forgot [divorce]
“Spend 89 diamonds to kick him in the balls?”
"it seems like you don't have enough gems. Would you like to buy 33 gems for your entire college fund And your children's souls?"
@@Yuga_yamarai AHAHHA YES
@@Yuga_yamarai "Your purchase has been made. Sorry, could not redeem gems due to network error"
the “GEG” on the wall and the picture of danny spanking himself is really distracting 💔💔💔
Yea
Mhm
👁👄👁
G e g
i literally spent the entire video just looking at the geg
Why would Danny say Diggy Gorgonzola is his most notorious knock off when there's that channel called Drew Gooden?
That's because drew and Danny are the same person
They're the same person.
That’s just his second channel..?
tara lamlam12 can you stop this isn’t even related to the comment or video
Her Creations Not a person just report for commercial spam and move on.
I can't get over "and he really really needs to be chased" not caught, not killed, not relocated, just chased
"Would you want some tea?"
"Nah im from America, we drink *FREEDOM!!!* (insert bald eagle screech)"
*A storm of eagles has awoken*🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
"Want some tea?"
"No, im greg, we only drink la croix. (and act a little silly)"
how dare you! this is not the second channel, only serious business here.
TOO WACKY MAN
Lindsey Carwford a little wacky and crazy if you will
No we Geg now.
Devils Drawing.01 you are right😔 how could i be so foolish
“Would you like some tea?”
“No, I’m a scientist, i only drink random shit that just happens”
UNDERRATED LMAO
Sentist: well I only have stuff from my robot like sunny breakfast dinner is breakfast
Motor oil
@@sovietrecyclebin did anyone else notice that the sign that normally says Greg now says... Geg
@@Gwestytears nnm 🫤 n
my u mb
“Would you like some tea”
“No, I’m a streamer, I only drink G-Fuel”
“would you like some tea?“
“no I’m Croatian, I only drink people who doesn’t know my country exists“
Ah yes. “No Name” lives in “Croatia.” Nice try.
I know ,because i'm Boznian we only drink burek and ćevapi
“No, I’m Croatian, I only drink the blood of Serbs.”
No thank you, I’m a trans man, I only drink *pure testosterone*
@@gayclown69 fax
Person: "Would you like some tea?"
Me: "No, I'm Indian. We only drink chai and the disappointment of our parents"
this is the first of these comments to actually make me laugh out loud I was NOT expecting that-
damn that disappointment part do be hitting home doe :(
Oof
damn i felt that on another level
i felt that and im not even Indian.
“would you like some tea?”
me: no i’m mexican, i only drink tacos
Jaritos*
No i’m brazilian, i only drink exotic birds
@@pinkpops334 or world cups
No I’m Puerto Rican, I only drink Rice and Beans
horchata
“Would you like some tea?”
“Nah I’m African American, I only drink cherry kool-aid or the juice that comes from watermelons”
Dang
we need to talk about how the uncle and his partner are literally boyfriends like they raise these children together, they refer to each other as "partners", the partner is not related to the family in any other way
I was wondering if anyone noticed
@@seajay632 it is but a joke, worry not
Is that castle swimmer in your pfp? :0
Yeah I was thinking they are 100% boyfriends
The creators may be racist, but they're not homophobic
"Would you like some tea"
"No, I'm black, we only drink watermelon "
“Do you want some tea”
Me: no thanks I’m Irish I drink mashed potatoes
Wouldn’t yalls stereotype be drinking literally anything alcoholic?
Mike Rivera well that could be like half of Europe’s stereotype tbf
all i can hear is niall horan saying “potato” im so sry
Is it weird when I hear potatoe land I think of Ohio?
@@KL96012 It would make more sense if you thought of Idaho.
Friend: “Would you like some tea?”
Me, a Canadian: “No. Sorry. I only drink maple syrup and eat snow” :/
I bet the syrup really washes the snow down nicely 😋
ahh yes
THE NEW MEME FORMAT GUYS
Friend: Would you like some tea-
Me, a British: YES, HAND IT OVER NOW. Oh and if you have any crumpets, i’ll have one of those too!
(Lol I don’t even like crumpets)
Friend:"Would you like some tea?"
Me, a Filipino: "No. Sorry. I only drink corruption and unemployment."
"would you like some tea?"
"no, i'm american, we drink grease"
Can confirm.
I got chills they're multiplyin'
@@sagegodfrey And I’m lo0Oo0oOO0oosing contr0oOl
@@HeatherChandlerBQ ‘Cause the pOwEr you’re supplying, it’s ⚡️electrifying⚡️
Spot on 👌
“Would you like some tea?”
No, I’m Billion Surprise Toys, I only drink greenish pista.
Nah, they drink all the sauces from the Refrigerator
@@introvertedjo1238 you mean the sooces
@@Zachary-ht2so *ahem* , souwces
Huzzah! A man of quality!
@@Zachary-ht2so sáwaces
“Would you like some tea?”
“No, I’m American, we only drink freedom”
And guns
"Would you like some tea?"
"Sure"
the best comment out of all
@@Octol1ng fr
The good ending
So you are british?
anticlimactic, but the best ending of all
i have a feeling that history will call the two old guy scientists, “very close friends”
This is so underrated..
Oh you already know...
PeachyRosebun finish your sentence
PeachyRosebun 200 likes later
greg is going down whos with me #Diggy Gorganzola
"would you like some tea"
"No, I'm Lebanese. We only drink plastic surgery"
Sorry we only drink man2oushe
Wait I thought you were straight
This is a copy of nikita
I thought you were American
Lol Ahley We also drink tabboule
"Would you like some tea?"
"ew no im Russian, we only drink vodka"
"Would you like some tea?"
"No, I'm Christian. I only drink wine that's previously been water."
STOOPP💀
Wine that also might be Jesus’ blood.
Holy water*
Lmao , yeah 🤣🤣
@MC (Lei Kakichi) No one's ever really gone.
House: goes up and down
The scientist: *MOANING INTENSIFIES*
“S-senpai house, we shouldn’t do this”
We’re getting close to hentai territory, please stop.
theres a actual channel named Diggy Gorganzola
I didn't know i needed to hear this
Sub to Geg
"Would you like some tea?"
"No, sorry, I'm a Wisconsinite. I only drink beer and eat cheese"