"Up" But Everything About It Is Bad

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  • @DiggyGorganzola
    @DiggyGorganzola 3 년 전 +5048

    I am not a rip off
    Just an exquisite extra

    • @Isabelle-nz7ts
      @Isabelle-nz7ts 3 년 전 +167

      Indeed

    • @olivc8118
      @olivc8118 3 년 전 +147

      Isabelle What what! You pay Nook for KRplus on your nookphone too?!

    • @donniewalsh7031
      @donniewalsh7031 3 년 전 +71

      Cherry! Never leave my island, ever!

    • @olivc8118
      @olivc8118 3 년 전 +74

      Donnie Walsh Can't make no guarantees. Bwah Ha Ha! What what!

    • @lamlam5988
      @lamlam5988 3 년 전 +39

      this is underrated

  • @acaterpillargivingbirth
    @acaterpillargivingbirth 3 년 전 +4930

    I'm French and I can confirm, we all drink wine, it's the only drink available here.
    We sweat wine. We cry wine. It even rains wine.

  • @baconsot
    @baconsot 년 전 +4007

    the amount of racism in this 45 minute movie actually blows my mind

    • @ToeMaster06
      @ToeMaster06 11 개월 전 +17

      ​@@djdgstudiosthat's not something you should joke about 😟

    • @gaminggamesgamergaming2970
      @gaminggamesgamergaming2970 11 개월 전 +69

      ​@@djdgstudios wow you're so cool and edgy way to go against the grain bud you're so totally hilarious and totally not a complete jackass

    • @djdgstudios
      @djdgstudios 11 개월 전 +4

      @@gaminggamesgamergaming2970 my comment keeps getting offed so Ima just say sorry
      Edit: my replies*

    • @joeljoeljoeljoeljoeljoel2
      @joeljoeljoeljoeljoeljoel2 11 개월 전

      @@djdgstudios what was the original fucking comment

    • @MarshalMathers2010
      @MarshalMathers2010 10 개월 전 +18

      With the amount of racism in this, I am honestly they didn't call the villain something along the lines of "Airbus Man"

  • @redguy6771
    @redguy6771 년 전 +996

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “No I’m Dr crumbs partner I only drink houses that go up and down.”

  • @strangelove5160
    @strangelove5160 3 년 전 +4937

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "No, I'm Hispanic, I only drink s a l s a"

    • @dingle_balz
      @dingle_balz 3 년 전 +40

      Underrated

    • @riri.4393
      @riri.4393 3 년 전 +207

      "Would you like some tea?"
      "No, I'm Asian, i only drink bat soup."

    • @dingle_balz
      @dingle_balz 3 년 전 +18

      @@riri.4393 lol

    • @drawnwithlove3499
      @drawnwithlove3499 3 년 전 +113

      @@riri.4393 "sorry, I'm Filipino, I only drink beach water"

    • @jfloxkk
      @jfloxkk 3 년 전 +12

      I'm hispanic and I don't like salsa

  • @sauceamericano4279
    @sauceamericano4279 3 년 전 +3704

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “No I’m asian I only drink *M A T H* “

  • @JuliRocket
    @JuliRocket 6 개월 전 +322

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “No, I’m American we only drink bullets.”

  • @bigglesmcintosh3699
    @bigglesmcintosh3699 년 전 +368

    ‘Would you like some tea?’
    ‘No, I’m Australian, and I only drink spiders’

    • @reasonbeing650
      @reasonbeing650 년 전

      NAH WHAT💀💀💀💀💀

    • @charlieandhisantics9954
      @charlieandhisantics9954 8 개월 전 +7

      And wildfires

    • @BubbleGummiii
      @BubbleGummiii 7 개월 전 +3

      The visual this gave made me actually cringe 😢

    • @tristasayers1516
      @tristasayers1516 6 개월 전 +1

      I only drink vegemite and snake venom

    • @secondairy
      @secondairy 5 개월 전 +8

      "Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge.
      "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper --"
      "Spiders?"
      "Spiders it is, then."
      "No, that wasn't--"
      But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic 2 년 전 +4230

    Really not sure how many times I’ve come back to watch this but I know even this won’t be the last.

    • @jessgoldman5519
      @jessgoldman5519 2 년 전 +126

      Topicky Wopicky!!! Hiii!!!

    • @sandcat1473
      @sandcat1473 년 전 +87

      ONE TOPIC LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @kalliwn8734
      @kalliwn8734 년 전 +42

      I’ve found you! :)

    • @lolcandyyy
      @lolcandyyy 년 전 +51

      Yooooo you watch this guy with us too!?

    • @i_luv_clownz330
      @i_luv_clownz330 년 전 +27

      No cus I always re watch Danny Gonzalez’s videos like 2000000000000 times-

  • @shay.w.5812
    @shay.w.5812 3 년 전 +4985

    “Would you like some tea?”
    "No thanks, I'm Danny's Second channel where I like to get a little bit goofier, a little bit wackier, and a little bit sillier. So I only drink La Croix."

  • @atariqueendom5435
    @atariqueendom5435 년 전 +508

    “would u like some tea?”
    “no i’m Australian, we only drink kangaroos”

  • @xternalproductions26
    @xternalproductions26 년 전 +265

    “Do you want some tea?”
    “No I’m from Rome I only drink holy water.”

  • @foxja1
    @foxja1 3 년 전 +3681

    “Would you like any tea?”
    “No I’m American we only throw tea off boats”

  • @wafkricky8325
    @wafkricky8325 3 년 전 +9937

    Chinese boy shows up
    Everybody: racism time

  • @W-Y-K
    @W-Y-K 개월 전 +57

    "would you like some tea?"
    "No, I'm gay. I only drink rainbows"

    • @cutiepiepanini
      @cutiepiepanini 개월 전

      Why do you feel the need to tell everyone who sees your account that you're gay?

    • @brooklynpayge4221
      @brooklynpayge4221 개월 전 +4

      Because being gay is fucking awesome 👍🏻

    • @dakikamado7343
      @dakikamado7343 22 일 전 +3

      They taste like if someone blended a fairy but its fruity yo man its loively!

  • @ordersquid38
    @ordersquid38 년 전 +185

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “No, I’m an animator, I only drink graphics.”

    • @BintedBogo
      @BintedBogo 3 개월 전 +4

      As an animator, can confirm, i drink flipaclip logos

    • @inactiontaker
      @inactiontaker 2 개월 전 +3

      As an animator I disagree, I only drink tears

  • @KureiZ
    @KureiZ 3 년 전 +2371

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "No, I'm a makeup artist. I only spill tea."

  • @Styxintheriver
    @Styxintheriver 3 년 전 +6334

    "would you like some tea?"
    "No, I'm British. I only drink..... Holy shit"

    • @swineherd_
      @swineherd_ 3 년 전 +553

      You drink holy shit? Well, it's disgusting that you drink poop, but at least you bless it first.

    • @Styxintheriver
      @Styxintheriver 3 년 전 +249

      @@swineherd_ luckily I'm American

    • @HeatherChandlerBQ
      @HeatherChandlerBQ 3 년 전 +294

      As a Brit, I can confirm, we go to our local cathedral and bless our shit, then drink it

    • @Jupiterthestupider
      @Jupiterthestupider 3 년 전 +62

      *TEA*

    • @jjafs1008
      @jjafs1008 3 년 전 +41

      @@swineherd_ I can't-

  • @mishascave9462
    @mishascave9462 8 개월 전 +64

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “No, I’m Ukrainian, We only drink vodka”

  • @sparkyclue6700
    @sparkyclue6700 3 년 전 +3062

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “No I am american, we only drink _Hamburgers_ “

  • @Dannyiiiii
    @Dannyiiiii 9 개월 전 +150

    As an artist, I can say that drawing 4 fingers instead of 5 is much easier to draw/animate. Any artist who draws hands with 5 fingers is invincible

  • @daanhuisman1040
    @daanhuisman1040 년 전 +60

    ''Would you like some tea?''
    ''No, I'm Tom Brady, I only drink copious amounts of water.''

  • @theanimator8025
    @theanimator8025 3 년 전 +2344

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “No, I’m christian, I only drink *Jesus’s blood*
    (also means the wine)

  • @vin4518
    @vin4518 년 전 +97

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “No. I’m a Backrooms wanderer. I only drink Almond Water.”

  • @Djjddnnswj
    @Djjddnnswj 10 개월 전 +79

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “Yes, I’m Bri’ish”

    • @Djjddnnswj
      @Djjddnnswj 10 개월 전

      I’m not actually British, get trolled noobs 😹🤝

    • @Rush-ne6lo
      @Rush-ne6lo 5 개월 전 +1

      ​@@Djjddnnswjnobody was trolled

  • @everythingfunandcrafty2596

    so you’re telling me that those two scientists had a family together but were just “partners” um ok

    • @Joemam024
      @Joemam024 3 년 전 +268

      I mean they could be romantic partners

    • @everythingfunandcrafty2596
      @everythingfunandcrafty2596 3 년 전 +431

      Dat Boi yes that is what i am implying

    • @Joemam024
      @Joemam024 3 년 전 +140

      eye lips eye : parentheses I know I was implying that they’re implying that they are romantic partners

    • @willywillz2435
      @willywillz2435 3 년 전 +281

      Dat Boi WHY DID YOU TYPE OUT 👁👄👁 LMAOAJQJQKKQKW

    • @willywillz2435
      @willywillz2435 3 년 전 +154

      shrek's jizz OH LMAO WHY AM I DUMB-

  • @NathanisaprettycoolnameIguess

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "No, I'm Johnny, I only drink 19 bottles of dish soap"

    • @SlapGoblin
      @SlapGoblin 8 개월 전 +3

      We finally know why Johnny has so much soap

    • @fhse2
      @fhse2 6 일 전

      Oh my god.

  • @jellybean_randoms
    @jellybean_randoms 10 개월 전 +25

    “Would you like some tea?”
    Nah I’m Irish, I drink the whole pub

  • @chlorox_1410
    @chlorox_1410 3 년 전 +1834

    “want some tea?”
    “i’m asian, i only drink straight a’s.”

  • @JerrieOrShulamarino
    @JerrieOrShulamarino 개월 전 +16

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "No, I'm Canadian, I only drink maple syrup."

  • @ajaxlewis7664
    @ajaxlewis7664 년 전 +22

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "No, I'm Welsh, I only drink sheep piss".

  • @cantoken
    @cantoken 3 년 전 +5283

    As a Chinese person, I can confirm that I only wear shirts with Chinese Takeout, am constantly complaining about Chinese manufacturing, don’t know what a cookie is unless it’s a fortune cookie, and am extremely smart and knows how to cook

    • @leuvenfra
      @leuvenfra 3 년 전 +302

      all chinese do is eat hot chip and lie 😔

    • @dmlppspringtraplover
      @dmlppspringtraplover 3 년 전 +384

      Sorry for all the racism you deal with it's not right

    • @05w47d
      @05w47d 3 년 전 +103

      I can also confirm

    • @lred1383
      @lred1383 3 년 전 +299

      You also missed the stereotype of Chinese tourists taking photos of everything they come across.

    • @pyroid49
      @pyroid49 3 년 전 +40

      @@leuvenfra ANY CHINESE PERSON BORN AFTER 1993

  • @scarlettteague3260
    @scarlettteague3260 3 년 전 +2930

    It’s a tragedy that La Croix was brought on his main channel... That’s too goofy and silly.

    • @mlehouse6595
      @mlehouse6595 3 년 전 +186

      I definitely thought it was a little too wacky for the main channel.

    • @livbuug6968
      @livbuug6968 3 년 전 +59

      Just lil bit too wacky for his main channel

    • @jacobe.1651
      @jacobe.1651 3 년 전 +84

      Came here to say this, honestly I felt too wacky watching this, he seemed so unproffesional

    • @pablomaj7
      @pablomaj7 3 년 전 +43

      Yeah that was a bit crazy for his main channel, I almost couldn’t handle the goofyness.

    • @EduardoVelezIII
      @EduardoVelezIII 3 년 전 +17

      Agreed; too silly for the main channel to be certain

  • @susanalspach7654
    @susanalspach7654 년 전 +41

    "how do you program a rock?" -Daniel Gonzales

    • @smiller6986
      @smiller6986 4 개월 전

      “How do you program a rock”-diggy gpranggnola

  • @random_person54
    @random_person54 8 개월 전 +29

    I don’t know what it is about Danny’s videos, but they are very rewatchable. I’ve watched his videos over and over and they never get old, same with other people like him and Drew.

  • @4de11a
    @4de11a 3 년 전 +1310

    “Want some tea”
    No thanks, I’m from “What’s Up” I only drink *Asian Stereotypes*

    • @ky6180
      @ky6180 3 년 전 +7

      oh boy

    • @admironth
      @admironth 3 년 전 +25

      Yum I should try it sometime

    • @4de11a
      @4de11a 3 년 전 +16

      •tėåå• Very nummy 10/10 would recommend

    • @youremom228
      @youremom228 3 년 전 +2

      Kyra Fivecoat hi

    • @ky6180
      @ky6180 3 년 전 +3

      Youre Mom hi

  • @justsomerandompersononthei1773

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "No, i'm a writer, i only drink my own tears."

  • @landanmoore8713
    @landanmoore8713 8 개월 전 +13

    "Le monster is horrible" -Jean Pierre
    "Lemon score is horrible" -Subtitles

  • @khushi5236
    @khushi5236 3 년 전 +10098

    every foreign character in this movie's only personality trait is being foreign

    • @HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    • @MEOWMIX3DS
      @MEOWMIX3DS 3 년 전 +55

      deadass

    • @ignoremelol2576
      @ignoremelol2576 3 년 전 +28

      @Luísa Albuquerque LMFAO THAT MAKES IT EVEN BETTER

    • @monke980
      @monke980 3 년 전 +63

      im french and i moved to canada, everytime i talk to my english speaking friends they say french boiiii when i walk into the room so yeah, people think of your accent or nationality as a personality trait lol

    • @greaseman6825
      @greaseman6825 3 년 전

      khushi ullal movie name?

  • @puiwenlamlam2691
    @puiwenlamlam2691 11 개월 전 +15

    "Would you like to drink some tea?"
    "No I'm a vampire I only drink blood"

  • @ChloFii
    @ChloFii 10 개월 전 +11

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "No, I'm trans, we only drink Blahaj"

  • @krys_peas
    @krys_peas 3 년 전 +3950

    he did it guys. he included la croix in his main channel. he's not to be trusted anymore.

    • @ryanfolley7446
      @ryanfolley7446 3 년 전 +330

      He's gotten way to silly for his main channel 🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @parkervalentine4937
      @parkervalentine4937 3 년 전 +74

      Ryan Symone
      smh my head 😔😔😔

    • @Benjerman120
      @Benjerman120 3 년 전 +17

      tara lamlam7 wanna convert a pdf to a word document?

    • @sarah-gg8wc
      @sarah-gg8wc 3 년 전 +31

      him and kurtis are fallen kings sadly

    • @yandevvv
      @yandevvv 3 년 전 +58

      #dannygonzalezisoverpart

  • @beatsbycossack
    @beatsbycossack 3 년 전 +1146

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "No, I'm from Kurtistown, we drink yee yee juice."

  • @Jonathan-kv3rn
    @Jonathan-kv3rn 10 개월 전 +10

    "would you like some tea?"
    "No, I'm a utahn. We only drink fry sauce"

  • @depressoespresso7631
    @depressoespresso7631 4 개월 전 +9

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "No, I'm Vietnamese, I only drink fish sauce"

  • @vilence2281
    @vilence2281 3 년 전 +2925

    did Amanda ever tell drew that she used to hunt monsters
    edit: why did 2.2k people like this comment in 4 hours I'm scared

    • @jessicahoward9046
      @jessicahoward9046 3 년 전 +269

      She couldn't, she had to keep that part of her mission in Afghanistan a secret

    • @Theturbospider
      @Theturbospider 3 년 전 +9

      The video edit krplus.net/bidio/is6jmmWFfny2inI

    • @bella-pc2od
      @bella-pc2od 3 년 전 +69

      drew seeing this: 👁 👄 👁

    • @LeviMeows
      @LeviMeows 3 년 전 +8

      This is Danny

    • @LeonEllisZ
      @LeonEllisZ 3 년 전 +16

      Duh. Why do you think he even married her?

  • @geekgirl_luv4262
    @geekgirl_luv4262 11 개월 전 +14

    “She says that her only true love is science” honestly same 🖤🤍💜

  • @CakeTastesGoood
    @CakeTastesGoood 3 년 전 +1628

    This isn't "Up", this is "Down".

  • @soarimg
    @soarimg 3 년 전 +2530

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “No thanks, I’m Canadian we only drink *M A P L E S Y R U P*

    • @Milkyway_tism
      @Milkyway_tism 2 년 전 +85

      I'm Mexican we drink tacos and smoke churros

    • @ohnomysanityitsbroken7923
      @ohnomysanityitsbroken7923 2 년 전 +46

      as a Canadian, i can conform nor deny this statement

    • @jadedtearz
      @jadedtearz 2 년 전 +10

      I’m Canadian and I haven’t had maple syrup in a year 😭🤚🏻

    • @cringepatrol6393
      @cringepatrol6393 2 년 전 +27

      As eh Canadian who rides eh moose to go home and chug some maple syrup eh i can confirm this statement eh

    • @froggzdeartist2565
      @froggzdeartist2565 2 년 전 +13

      I drink a gallon of syrup everyday as a canadian

  • @Spongeboynamedbob
    @Spongeboynamedbob 년 전 +21

    Wait can we appreciate how Danny noticed how quickly they were balanced after almost falling like I would never of acknowledged that like I’m actually impressed *slow clap*

  • @Noob-wt9yk
    @Noob-wt9yk 8 개월 전 +6

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “No, I’m human we only drink blood”

  • @UtterBroadwayTrash
    @UtterBroadwayTrash 3 년 전 +9546

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "No, I'm american, we only drink *pure burger grease* "

  • @dagamingotter
    @dagamingotter 년 전 +8

    "would you like some tea?"
    "No, I'm a British peasant from the middle ages, we only drink beer and mud water"

  • @adinarosenstein9586
    @adinarosenstein9586 11 개월 전 +8

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "No, I'm a plot device, we only drink lavender tea."
    (all of humanity becomes hypnotized)

  • @iyzyv
    @iyzyv 3 년 전 +2125

    “Would you like some tea?”
    no sorry I’m canadian I only drink _maple syrup_

  • @wow70859
    @wow70859 년 전 +21

    Danny has the rock, making us like, subscribe and watch him

  • @LiterallyInklingGirl

    Kinda funny how Amanda smiles when she says “Oh No a Monster!” And that the stereotypical Chinese person has a French accent for a a sec

  • @begaydodrugshailsatan4134

    “Would you like some tea?”
    *No sorry I’m American I only drink G U N*

  • @KE28935
    @KE28935 3 년 전 +6001

    My friend: would you like tea?
    Me: No I’m Japanese, we only drink sushi

    • @fork1333
      @fork1333 3 년 전 +301

      Well, I’m from Britain. Can confirm we only drink fish

    • @mich5124
      @mich5124 3 년 전 +267

      Here in Australia, we only drink Vegemite juice

    • @kimnm7899
      @kimnm7899 3 년 전 +209

      Here in Philippines, we only drink street food

    • @iamspeed3209
      @iamspeed3209 3 년 전 +231

      i’m american we only drink bleach

    • @JayJayVs
      @JayJayVs 3 년 전 +140

      Im American I only drink Bud light yehaw USA USA

  • @elizalol222
    @elizalol222 년 전 +6

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “No I’m gay we spill it”

  • @gracemorris4465
    @gracemorris4465 11 개월 전 +7

    “Would you like some tea?”
    Uncle Iroh: “….obviously”

  • @iklv07
    @iklv07 3 년 전 +3152

    So this is where Amanda’s been. Not on a mission in Afganistán after all

  • @shark_guy_waa
    @shark_guy_waa 24 일 전 +4

    "would you like some tea?"
    "no thanks, im american, i only drink bald eagles and star spangled banners"

  • @NectarNapper
    @NectarNapper 8 개월 전 +16

    11:21 his motive is that hes french

  • @johannascott1593
    @johannascott1593 3 년 전 +3353

    they really made the chinese guy’s name “ching ling” i-

  • @tatertot3305
    @tatertot3305 년 전 +9

    aint no way they called a 15 yr old eligible 💀 bro she ain't even eligible for scholarships yet 😭

  • @mtjloves1324
    @mtjloves1324 8 개월 전 +6

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "No I'm an Indian I only drink chai teas"

  • @chunkyunicorn3996
    @chunkyunicorn3996 3 년 전 +4396

    Fun fact: it’s actually a sequel to a monsters vs aliens ripoff

    • @ClaireMakesVids
      @ClaireMakesVids 3 년 전 +179

      Omg I was 100% thinking of Monsters vs Aliens during the Eiffel Tower moment so not suprised in the slightest

    • @chunkyunicorn3996
      @chunkyunicorn3996 3 년 전 +133

      Sarah Walker Unfortunately I’ve seen/heard about many of these mockbusters so I feel I’m way too educated in this field than anyone should be

    • @DoMinTick
      @DoMinTick 3 년 전 +6

      Isnt it inspired?

    • @Otknoharuka
      @Otknoharuka 3 년 전 +2

      It is

    • @ceocerberus
      @ceocerberus 3 년 전 +7

      bionic......? i saw his video literally yesterday

  • @ava-by2cv
    @ava-by2cv 3 년 전 +3651

    my friend: would u like some tea?
    me: no i'm italian, we only drink *pasta*

  • @TeamUnpro
    @TeamUnpro 년 전 +32

    At least movies like these allow us to remember repressed memories :)

  • @4n4rch1st7
    @4n4rch1st7 3 년 전 +2430

    Nobody:
    The producers of this movie: “i cant think of a joke so here’s some R A C I S M”

  • @canned_crickets
    @canned_crickets 8 개월 전 +3

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “No, I’m Italian, we only drink spaghetti.”

  • @sheeptherobloxyt1907

    Me: can we watch up?
    Mom: we have “up” at home
    Up at home:

  • @charlesj.guiteau3957
    @charlesj.guiteau3957 3 년 전 +3296

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “ No, I’m from Boston, and it’s going into the ocean”

    • @bearplaysstuff580
      @bearplaysstuff580 3 년 전 +17

      @@charlesj.guiteau3957 Damn Backy, Becky, and Jenna all be coming for you wait wtf kinda name is Backy, and JENNA SAYS SHES 14 LKJGSLJGHLKJG

    • @LiliannEnder
      @LiliannEnder 3 년 전 +6

      @Jenna 14 [f.u.с.к мe] ТАР 0N МY РIC who tf

    • @marzwastaken
      @marzwastaken 3 년 전 +39

      Bear PlaysStuff
      i think my eyes just had a stroke

    • @ivelostmymind6291
      @ivelostmymind6291 3 년 전 +23

      No it's more " No! I'm American and we only drink beer and soda!"

    • @elizalol222
      @elizalol222 3 년 전 +6

      HAHSGSGS THIS IS SO UNDERRATED

  • @ruthkabalo3751
    @ruthkabalo3751 3 년 전 +1343

    They get their ideas from choices in Episode:
    [Do nothing]
    [Blow Kisses]
    [I'm a genius]

    • @welcome_to_nowhere
      @welcome_to_nowhere 3 년 전 +122

      You forgot [divorce]

    • @bunnyite
      @bunnyite 3 년 전 +100

      “Spend 89 diamonds to kick him in the balls?”

    • @Yuga_yamarai
      @Yuga_yamarai 3 년 전 +64

      "it seems like you don't have enough gems. Would you like to buy 33 gems for your entire college fund And your children's souls?"

    • @bankrobber6993
      @bankrobber6993 3 년 전 +5

      @@Yuga_yamarai AHAHHA YES

    • @ruthkabalo3751
      @ruthkabalo3751 3 년 전 +30

      @@Yuga_yamarai "Your purchase has been made. Sorry, could not redeem gems due to network error"

  • @bingus2998
    @bingus2998 3 년 전 +825

    the “GEG” on the wall and the picture of danny spanking himself is really distracting 💔💔💔

  • @cookieblast1499
    @cookieblast1499 3 년 전 +1855

    Why would Danny say Diggy Gorgonzola is his most notorious knock off when there's that channel called Drew Gooden?

    • @elsnocc6572
      @elsnocc6572 3 년 전 +125

      That's because drew and Danny are the same person

    • @skylunaa
      @skylunaa 3 년 전 +44

      They're the same person.

    • @lucyw5821
      @lucyw5821 3 년 전 +74

      That’s just his second channel..?

    • @mints6256
      @mints6256 3 년 전 +3

      tara lamlam12 can you stop this isn’t even related to the comment or video

    • @scoobertmcruppert2915
      @scoobertmcruppert2915 3 년 전 +1

      Her Creations Not a person just report for commercial spam and move on.

  • @hospitalgal101
    @hospitalgal101 7 개월 전 +5

    I can't get over "and he really really needs to be chased" not caught, not killed, not relocated, just chased

  • @user-dg6ot1so4q
    @user-dg6ot1so4q 10 개월 전 +20

    "Would you want some tea?"
    "Nah im from America, we drink *FREEDOM!!!* (insert bald eagle screech)"

    • @smiller6986
      @smiller6986 4 개월 전

      *A storm of eagles has awoken*🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

  • @linzzeyc6652
    @linzzeyc6652 3 년 전 +1420

    "Want some tea?"
    "No, im greg, we only drink la croix. (and act a little silly)"

    • @devilsdrawing.0144
      @devilsdrawing.0144 3 년 전 +99

      how dare you! this is not the second channel, only serious business here.

    • @jadyn5062
      @jadyn5062 3 년 전 +40

      TOO WACKY MAN

    • @dani-bp9wr
      @dani-bp9wr 3 년 전 +19

      Lindsey Carwford a little wacky and crazy if you will

    • @maddie489
      @maddie489 3 년 전 +18

      No we Geg now.

    • @linzzeyc6652
      @linzzeyc6652 3 년 전 +12

      Devils Drawing.01 you are right😔 how could i be so foolish

  • @creeperinvasion6885
    @creeperinvasion6885 2 년 전 +7065

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “No, I’m a scientist, i only drink random shit that just happens”

  • @pink6621
    @pink6621 3 개월 전 +4

    “Would you like some tea”
    “No, I’m a streamer, I only drink G-Fuel”

  • @iaintgotnonamebud
    @iaintgotnonamebud 3 년 전 +1588

    “would you like some tea?“
    “no I’m Croatian, I only drink people who doesn’t know my country exists“

    • @briarshine
      @briarshine 3 년 전 +68

      Ah yes. “No Name” lives in “Croatia.” Nice try.

    • @tancicahh
      @tancicahh 3 년 전 +15

      I know ,because i'm Boznian we only drink burek and ćevapi

    • @DukeofLorraine
      @DukeofLorraine 3 년 전 +14

      “No, I’m Croatian, I only drink the blood of Serbs.”

    • @gayclown69
      @gayclown69 3 년 전 +33

      No thank you, I’m a trans man, I only drink *pure testosterone*

    • @crustycryptid5553
      @crustycryptid5553 3 년 전 +1

      @@gayclown69 fax

  • @nikishri
    @nikishri 3 년 전 +1285

    Person: "Would you like some tea?"
    Me: "No, I'm Indian. We only drink chai and the disappointment of our parents"

    • @user-nw3ol7fk1i
      @user-nw3ol7fk1i 3 년 전 +38

      this is the first of these comments to actually make me laugh out loud I was NOT expecting that-

    • @jye4710
      @jye4710 3 년 전 +43

      damn that disappointment part do be hitting home doe :(

    • @Cecil...
      @Cecil... 3 년 전 +6

      Oof

    • @shr1y4a
      @shr1y4a 3 년 전 +20

      damn i felt that on another level

    • @joeydoll8660
      @joeydoll8660 3 년 전 +29

      i felt that and im not even Indian.

  • @amygumm6981
    @amygumm6981 3 년 전 +1375

    “would you like some tea?”
    me: no i’m mexican, i only drink tacos

  • @skyiaustin4677
    @skyiaustin4677 8 개월 전 +38

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “Nah I’m African American, I only drink cherry kool-aid or the juice that comes from watermelons”

  • @emfaye23
    @emfaye23 3 년 전 +4608

    we need to talk about how the uncle and his partner are literally boyfriends like they raise these children together, they refer to each other as "partners", the partner is not related to the family in any other way

  • @Wispysnail
    @Wispysnail 년 전 +6

    "Would you like some tea"
    "No, I'm black, we only drink watermelon "

  • @bobbobobbinbob324
    @bobbobobbinbob324 3 년 전 +2393

    “Do you want some tea”
    Me: no thanks I’m Irish I drink mashed potatoes

    • @mikerivera373
      @mikerivera373 3 년 전 +60

      Wouldn’t yalls stereotype be drinking literally anything alcoholic?

    • @jai9127
      @jai9127 3 년 전 +49

      Mike Rivera well that could be like half of Europe’s stereotype tbf

    • @shennnnnnnnnnnn
      @shennnnnnnnnnnn 3 년 전 +16

      all i can hear is niall horan saying “potato” im so sry

    • @KL96012
      @KL96012 3 년 전 +5

      Is it weird when I hear potatoe land I think of Ohio?

    • @therealdevcat
      @therealdevcat 3 년 전 +4

      @@KL96012 It would make more sense if you thought of Idaho.

  • @esteebee
    @esteebee 3 년 전 +2377

    Friend: “Would you like some tea?”
    Me, a Canadian: “No. Sorry. I only drink maple syrup and eat snow” :/

    • @anna_banana414
      @anna_banana414 3 년 전 +47

      I bet the syrup really washes the snow down nicely 😋

    • @monomayabi
      @monomayabi 3 년 전 +7

      ahh yes

    • @legendeca5535
      @legendeca5535 3 년 전 +9

      THE NEW MEME FORMAT GUYS

    • @nikistorey9972
      @nikistorey9972 3 년 전 +17

      Friend: Would you like some tea-
      Me, a British: YES, HAND IT OVER NOW. Oh and if you have any crumpets, i’ll have one of those too!
      (Lol I don’t even like crumpets)

    • @TransparentMirrors
      @TransparentMirrors 3 년 전 +23

      Friend:"Would you like some tea?"
      Me, a Filipino: "No. Sorry. I only drink corruption and unemployment."

  • @lugi5215
    @lugi5215 2 년 전 +2374

    "would you like some tea?"
    "no, i'm american, we drink grease"

  • @damiens_room
    @damiens_room 3 년 전 +1433

    “Would you like some tea?”
    No, I’m Billion Surprise Toys, I only drink greenish pista.

  • @Lyddy-Draws
    @Lyddy-Draws 년 전 +4

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “No, I’m American, we only drink freedom”

  • @user-ok3rr2uk4z
    @user-ok3rr2uk4z 년 전 +2499

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "Sure"

  • @bedtimepoet
    @bedtimepoet 3 년 전 +1511

    i have a feeling that history will call the two old guy scientists, “very close friends”

  • @JunimOwO
    @JunimOwO 3 년 전 +862

    "would you like some tea"
    "No, I'm Lebanese. We only drink plastic surgery"

  • @Sarvente-wt3tj
    @Sarvente-wt3tj 8 개월 전 +4

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "ew no im Russian, we only drink vodka"

  • @theflickchick9850
    @theflickchick9850 2 년 전 +5040

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "No, I'm Christian. I only drink wine that's previously been water."

  • @beansjustbeans6472
    @beansjustbeans6472 3 년 전 +834

    House: goes up and down
    The scientist: *MOANING INTENSIFIES*

    • @dizzy013
      @dizzy013 3 년 전 +61

      “S-senpai house, we shouldn’t do this”

    • @warzed6220
      @warzed6220 3 년 전 +27

      We’re getting close to hentai territory, please stop.

    • @gamersvex8094
      @gamersvex8094 3 년 전 +13

      theres a actual channel named Diggy Gorganzola

    • @alycat2038
      @alycat2038 3 년 전 +6

      I didn't know i needed to hear this

    • @diggygorgonzola6547
      @diggygorgonzola6547 3 년 전 +20

      Sub to Geg

  • @monicapaur3398
    @monicapaur3398 10 개월 전 +3

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "No, sorry, I'm a Wisconsinite. I only drink beer and eat cheese"