Awful Game Ads on Instagram
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- 게시일 2018. 11. 08.
- Thank you to SeatGeek for sponsoring this video. Use code 'GREG' for $20 off your first order: sg.app.link/GREG
Today we explore the beautiful and disturbing world of mobile game ads on instagram. Sure, some are awful and gross, but some are also bad and horrible.
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The baby is born. It is a son
Sultan: ..he ugly put it back
"Congratulations, we got it back in."
@@bellastruthers3918
Impregnating time
@@PineapplePen-vz8ph good lord.
@@PineapplePen-vz8ph Abortion* :}
Raksiieシ yeah that’s the whole point.
"legally" is the new "literally"
Yes, but only in the shared game ads universe.
"Istg hes legally so fucking dumb"
"Legally, the fuck?"
"I'm being legal here."
"I heard hes like, super rich. Legally."
"Shes legally, like, SO idiotic."
Dude, I legally can’t even with this
“i’m legally like dying of laughter”
the idea of legally being able to turn into a pumpkin implies that there are illegal ways to turn into a pumpkin
Like saying you're a pumpkin without the proper authorization.
@@VoceCorale “Sorry, I don’t have my pumpkin license yet.”
@@ablancer3582 if there's a license, is there a pumpkin permit? you can only be a pumpkin with adult supervision and for certain hours?
Well altering your genetic information without a license sounds pretty illegal
I am illegally a pumpkin, it's very hard to become one cuz of the pumpkin police
The craziest part of Game of Sultans is that I played the game for a long time and it has NOTHINGGGGG to do with its ads so it truly is a bizarre form of advertising
Just straight up false advertising, and yet theyre still everywhere
What's the game like?
"you must lose weight"-the sultan
@@pixxL_ I played it, it’s basically just your average medieval mobile game. You do get wives though and you do have kids, they do look like that. But like, the game itself has nothing to do with them. It’s all about you and managing an empire…
Same, in fact I play GOS (Game of sultans) and GOK (Game of Khans)
Legally Blind
Legally Blonde
Legally Skilled
Legally Pumpkin
Illegally going to pink castle
Legally Greg
Legally Trivago
Did i do it right?
Very good resume
Legally dead
The only reason the king DISLIKES his son..
is because he's not legally a pumpkin, nor can he legally enter Pink Castle
Ofc 👌😂
┐(￣ヮ￣)┌
666th like
Don’t forget, he’s not legally skilled
he actually entered pink castle illegaly, and got a jail sentence for 5 years
Sultan: "My daughter is fat! No one wants to marry her" :(
The daughter is literally eight years old
Like yeah dude, I sure hope not ...🤨
😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@HazelT1398 well not that much as the cartoon depicts
@@HazelT1398 not in the ottoman empire since you couldn't own land there. Being slim and well-built was very desireable
@@HazelT1398 I am from turkey and yesterday the teacher just told us about how economy worked in the ottoman times.
@@HazelT1398 that was apperantly the case in europe in the medieval period sadly they dont teach us much other than our own history.
"Legally a pumpkin"
Pros: you don't have the legal obligations that a human has
Cons: you don't have the legal protections that a human has
Well now the statement actually kinda makes sense
You either pay taxes or get squirrel'd
Game of Sultans ads: "We hate women and children, we want you to hate them too."
Actual Game of Sultans: "Kill your friends in war, do it, we dare you."
Tf , is that game really there ?
I searched up Play Store but couldn't find it , ig that game is removed by the play store !
@@more_harsh nope, it's still there. It's probably not available in your country
@@more_harsh something that is not available to _you_ specifically doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist lol
@@Tw0Dots yea my bad
o h
Actually this is fake news. I played helix jump (the pumpkin game) and got to level 16 and I’m still not a pumpkin. I’m still trying to become a pumpkin. Granted, the game is fun, but I’m still not a pumpkin. 0/10 no pumpkin
Edit: GUYS THEY WEREN’T WRONG!! I played a few more rounds and now I’m a pumpkin!!!! I’m still not sure if it’s legal, because I hear the sirens coming to my block. SAVE ME
Tuam Squig Become pumpkin pie and hide in tge fridge
im on level 100 and still not a pumpkin :(
I'm on Level 891, and being a pumpkin is so overrated
Im on level 6313 oof
JongMi Kim It’s too late. They left. Luckily, we forgot to take down our Halloween decorations and left our pumpkins out, so they shot the wrong one. Luckily I’m safe... for now
“You said I’d never amount to anything… but now I’m a pumpkin 😌”
- Danny Gonzalez, 2018
2018
2018
2018
2018
2018
I've played game of sultans, and I can confirm that female npcs are only ever concubines or your daughters that you marry off at the age of 16.
there are female viziers too
That was historically correct.
And?🤡
@@Guyhj2489”And?🤡” -👶
If you get past level 47 you are legally Disneyland!
I’ve seen ads that say *if u get past level 60 you are legally skilled*
Get over 28 and you’re illegal
If you get past level 70 you are Disneyland skilled legally
Yes
Your husband kisses you.
Divorce.
Or
DIVORCE.
Pee in his mouth THEN divorce.
Or kill
This made me laugh harder than it should’ve.
DIVORCE but with style 𝙥𝙚𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙣 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙝
DIVORCE but before you do divorce
LMAO Danny is giving a heartfelt thank you message and the captions are just "poopy butt"
I came to the comments just to see if anyone else saw this. Holy shit I died laughing. Especially when it switched from "poopy butt" to his actual words then at the very end "poopy butt" returned. 😂
I really think those ads are a psychological attempt to get you to download the game. Trying to get your curiosity going by piquing the question: "Is this game really that sexist and misogynistic?"
If the teacher doesn't show up for 15 minutes, we're legally allowed to reach the pink castle 😎
haha!
😂😂😂😂
The Fox Overlord But Totally Not A Furry lets together reach the pink castle ☺️
Actually..
can we legally become pumpkins tho
father i need a hug!
*"yOu MuSt LoSe WeIgHt!!!!"*
Oooof
Oof
Im overweight but my dad still hugs me, WHAT THE FUCK IS HE THINKING!!???
😂
i think that chubby dudes are attractive asf.
I've played the game. It is literally nothing like that. It's more like a worldbuilding game where you battle and upgrade your empire. There's a bit of romance but it really only lets you choose a wife and then something about your kid's education. Otherwise it is completely different lol
Legend has it that Danny is still yet to get his new pumpkin ID 🎃
Let’s together *legally be a pumpkin*
This is the best comment I've ever seen
The Magic Pineapple let's TOGETHER appreciate this comment
Let’s together bath
Ummmm hell yes
Let’s together cough drop
Nobody;
The sultan: *dislikes his children*
No one :
The sultan: BeHeAdS hIs ChIlDrEn
"Ugh that girl is fat 😫 YEETES TO DA FEETUS NOW"
These ads made me realise spongebob and Patrick's chocolate selling strategy would have actually worked
I actually played the game about the pumpkin. I beat level 2 and can confirm that I am a pumpkin.
*lets together dad*
"MY SON IS TOO UGLY AHHH"
Omg greattt😂😂😂😂
Bad ads...?
Badads?
Bad dads...
*Childhood memories intensify*
#daddyissues
Kira Bondarenko my dad ran away before I was even born #mydadleftme
I mean my dad beat me for a few years #childabuse
I-Urudux bad dads are bad ass
Hahaha I don’t have a bad dad cause he left me....... 😊 😢
12:23 "the result was ACCIDENTALLY fat." aw man😔
Wait so (obviously) some of these ads are false advertising. Does that mean we could sue the companies?
no i dont think sooo bc of some BUllshit laws
"Oh look bae is in the shower"
A) *Star World War III*
B) *Wait Your Turn*
C) look through his phone
D) break in and have *sex*
E) *break in and flush the toilet then yeet his phone out the window and then make him spaghetti with your period blood*
F) *DIVORCE*
G) SLAP HIS FACE
Be the hero. Play the game so we don't have to.
theswordidtruth it’s nothing like the ads- it’s a strategy game where you build a kingdom
@@meggels9215 fuck you for spoilering
Malte Blank r/woooooooosh
Its nothing likw the ads. Its just another military game
Yes plz
I'm so proud of you for becoming a pumpkin. I envy your success
This is only my 2nd Danny Gonzalez video ever, and that outro was really helpful in getting a feel for what this channel is about.
Thanks, Drew!
"Woo I slipped AND NOW IM PREGNANT"...or should i say *_Gregnant_*
Antila Rai Siddique best comment EVER
No
Pragooft
Fucking gregnant 😂
Gregananant?
Ads before: amazing gameplay
Ads now: "I can't reach pink color"
@Hajime Shino Eyyyy Of course 💜💜💜💜
@Hajime Shino friends with me too pwese
Yay people are randomly becoming besties
I remember I saw a game ad with a caption saying "never play it" okay then, I guess I won't play the game
@@lacabraasada2326 ultimate tactic
I’m surprised Danny doesn’t know what a concubine is. They used to be very common in royal families and other high class families around the world. If you’re into kdramas, it’s hard to watch a historical drama without hearing about concubines.
yeah or turkish dramas like the magnificent century
One good thing about having a terrible memory is that I’m able to rewatch these old videos every few months and it’s all almost brand new to me
Wait, so if you can legally become a pumpkin, how do you illiegally become a pumpkin?
Number 15: how to illegally become a pumpkin
I am pumpkin. Sue me
@@imzipperoni grr!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zipper *I’m gonna slap you with legal!*
Claim to be a pumkin and advertise it WITHOUT playing the game
*downloads game*
*finishes level 2*
*deletes game*
Okay I’m a pumpkin now
Legally
Lunar Shards mood
I was at level 1378.....
I ACCIDENTLY DELETED IT FUCKKKK WIJSMDISJSJSOKC DKSL
TheEmerald Jacob yayy
@@ThePixieEmerald Doctors are quaking
I have noticed 3 things in mobile ads.
1: "I cant reach pink\ pink level!"
2: "If you get 1000 you are legally skilled."
3: "your IQ is ----------"
BANG
I once saw an ad of a queen and a king and the queen said "Goodness, I am so fat!" And then the king said "No baby, you aren't fat, you're just fluffy" and then they break their backs kissing each other.
Sir what do you mean by she's fluffy? That supposed to make her feel better? And what does that have to do with weight? You calling her hairy?
“Dad, together hug?”
“No daughter, together diet”
Oof
She needs to eat her broccoli.
Not together diet. Only onegether diet
Lol
F for respects
I remember when Greg was born. Danny casually was making fun of one of jake Paul’s music videos and he said “we need a fan base name.” And he looked up “strong baby names” and he found “Gregory” and he said “greg is our new fan base name”
And that kids is how Greg is born.
Thanks. I've been wondering about that since I came across a couple of pre-greg videos.
@@Rainbowthewindsage no problem 😂 have a good day my guy 😂
Thank youuu I was like super confused at first
Thank you! I was trying to figure out the backstory of how Greg became the fan base name.
OG’s will remember
Let’s together reminisce
Since Danny is legally a pumpkin I guess he could get away with... any crime imaginable... since the law doesn't cover convicting pumpkins. This also raises the legal question of pumpkin marriage.
Danny flirting with me and calling me babygirl was probably one thing off my bucket list.
Pretty sure grindr is the only app where swallowing big ben will possibly get you to Disneyland...
Omg 😂
Alright. You made my day.
OHHH nah craigslist
Sorry😂
yo GUYS radeem 2 0 0 Insta FoLLowers Serach For IGBUDDY
Dude totally just threw his chair under the bus to make a seatgeek ad.
Yeah dude. I feel awkward and sad for his chair now. How it still supports him is beyond me.
TheCynicalDouche I know. It’s bittersweet.
My grandma: you can't "hate" your cousins they're your family
Me: 9:57
Fun fact: the ad makers screwed up the names. The consort of a Sultan is called a Sultana, or Sultanah. Empress is for an Emperor.
Pumpkin: legal
Game: tapped
New born son: disliked
Maid: slapped
Notifications: on
everything checked off the list
Hotel: Trivago
@@yoinkkaboink aw dang beat me to it
Hotel? Trivago
Greg? Danny
It's a pretty ... *insultan* game.
I'll see myself out.
Wow, just, wow
I’m crying laughing lmaoooo
Charley Schutz no come back
Don’t worry I see myself out everyday lol
that was one of the best puns I have ever heard
Game of sultans isn't actually like how the ads are it's literally about being a sultan and taking over the world I don't know why the ads make it out to be such a shot game
I can explain the "I was Born"
The word: "ولدت" can be read in two ways. It can be read as "waladto" which means I gave birth (active voice) and "wolidto" as in I was born (passive voice). When written in Arabic letters, they are written the same way but pronounced differently (there's something called Ashakl, and that's a whole other thing) which basically allows you to have words of different meanings and passive and passive voice. i am guessing they used google translate because google translate cannot tell "ashakl" of words 99% of the time.
I bet some guy named Greg stumbled onto this channel and was very confused.
Bass 'N'Bluegill if you somehow haven’t figured it out by now, when you check on your comment from notifications it says highlighted. Danny did nothing
@@bassnbluegill1406 Danny didn't highlight your comment it's just KRplus so you can find it better
Inbox_Red shhhh don’t spoil it for him
Danny:"Hey Greg..."
Greg:"Uhh, hello?"
lol
“If you score 400 you can go to Disneyland.”
Someone on this earth needs to get to 400 ask for tickets and then sue them because they didn’t give them to you
I hope your american cause this bullshit wont work in europe
It just says you can go to Disneyland, not 'you'd win tickets'... Dumb click bait tho
I would like but this comments likes are already perfect
Love ur profile pic cuz it’s gudetama
@@AliNeisy you're* I'm sorry I had to
watching this in 2023 while taylor swift is dating travis kelce and hearing danny talk about how seatgeek can get you tickets to “taylor swift games” definitely hits different
No fr I was literally looking for this comment lmaooo
I once saw a ad for My Talking Angela 2 and it said 'only 1% can get ready for Paris'
Becoming a legal pumpkin means you get to review your legal options...as a pumpkin
Jake Custer ah it all makes sense now
Lol
It should come with more perks
I hate being an illegal pumpkin. I should get that app
Damn I need the app I've been in hiding for years now I can become a pumpkin legally
@@lukeburmese3450 What the fuck right as soon as it got to that part I got the same exact ad on youtube for the pumpkin
@@te547 ha got em
666 likes
Wtf is a "illegal pumpkin"?
don't think anyone wants to go to "kanye west games" anymore after what he's said
Me: Starts losing an argument online
Greg: "Its showtime."
“After 69 tries I crafted a love potion to seduce Emma Watson”
That’s a *real* caption for a *real* game on a *real* ad I got... *I have no words...*
What game
My god... What game?
Poor celebrities, they get so much shit daily.
I've gotten ads like that
I NEED THAT GAME TELL ME WHATS ITS CALLED!!!!!!!
if you can stare into the sun you're legally blind
Okay will do
I regret my decisuacjaivfocvshaiblfmisba
Now I cannot see I'm legally _blind_
If you shoot a mirror in laser tag your legally tagged
contemporaryLeeway [CL] lEgAlLy bLiNd
“If you get to level 2, you are legally a pumpkin” it’s been 4 years and now you can be an actual pumpkin if you really wanted to 5:56
Nearly three years later and I have to tell you that yup! Lots of us were roped into Game of Sultans bc of those weird ads! I still play it three years later and it’s moved quite a bit away from its original form. Also, mostly female players in the beginning, seems more like an even split now.
Danny: "If you find weird s*** on instagram feel free to send them to me"
Me: *sends photo of myself*
Bangtan Queen 😂😂😂
Me: *reports it for lying* you arent ugly :)
@@xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923 that.....that was so nice...Thank you. You are beautiful too!!
@@RooRue oh my gahhhh.....these compliments... Y'all are beautiful too :)
Bangtan Queen you ugly
Lol jk have a great day! 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
*Slips
WHOOPS IM PREGNANT
K Rager WHOOPS, your daughter's overweight! :o
And NOBODY wants to marry a fat 8 y/o
Ur DAUGHTER IS *TOO FAT*
*slips
WHOOPS MY NEWBORN SON IS TOO UGLY
Whoops you slapped a girl!!
6:20 I actually played a lot of this game some years ago and I really liked and did some big scores. Unfortunately, I did not became a pumpkin.
Legally.
How did Disney not call an orbital strike on the first few ads or the people that made them yet?
You embarrassed that chair for no reason WTF Danny
I have that chair :(
Joe M tell it I said its a good chair... if I was there I’d sure sit on it 🙂
Actually people in these middle ages really appreciated fat people, because that meaned that they are rich and well-keeped and they were attractive.
I'm in the wrong era ffs 😭
@@EeshaG Ksoqbsjajvd lmaaooo
I heard somewhere that the Greeks believed that Aphrodite was actually a bigger girl because the Greeks thought that that was beautiful. Also models from the 50s were often plus size and Marilyn Monroe was a size 12.
Edit: nvm about the 50s thing. Apparently it was just sizing was different then. Also in the Middle Ages and in the Renaissance it was more attractive to be a bigger size because it was a sign of wealth.
Bigger girls typically had childbearing hips as well
Madeline Friberg I don’t know about the 50s - most of the women in films from that era were TINY. Like, lots of shapewear, but still very thin.
I’ve spent the past 10 minutes trying to find a video to watch only to be saved by a 4 year old Danny Gonzalez video.
Thank you
We're not just a fanbase. We're a fan family.
i met my boyfriends dad today and his name is craig so i broke up with my boyfriend because i will not betray the gregs
I salute your loyalty to your fellow Greg
sophia I know it was hard, but your doing a heroes work.
Aww!😂
G-guys
R-who
E-don't
G-do
.-drugs
Youre kidding right?!?!? Ommggg hahahah
“Oh no! I launched a thermonuclear warhead at Canada on accident!”
1. Join in
2. Slap his face
if you pick #1 you are legally thermostat
YES FINALLY
if you pick #2 you’re legally a fire hydrant
WAIT A THERMONUCLEAR WARHEAD IS ON IT’S WAY??
@@ally5618 I know, I'm excited to finally die
9:03 is just straight up insulting ElectroBoom.
4:47 "Decapitated Goofy" Is that a Five Nights at Treasure Island reference?!
If you watch Danny, you’re legally greg
I am legally greg, I'm hoping to get my new ID in the mail soon
Iam legally greg
I legally think you copied this comment
Y do ppl copy comments
But I am truly Greg bc I am subscribed 💛👍
I met a guy once who said he works on these ads, and after accidentally insulting him by expressing how bad I think they are (before I knew he made them) he explained that he writes computer algorithms that string together phrases and then recalibrate those phrases based on the response the phrases get. So what you're seeing is actually just a computer doing its best at trying to sell you stuff 🤷♀️
Poor computers, now I feel bad...
AT LEAST THEY'RE TRYING THEIR BEST😭😭😭😭
Coincidentally, this is also how 'Billion Surprise Toys' make their content
Strange Historical mess No man, I completely agree with you, just thought it was interesting to know how they're made 😊
@@pinecone3630 Ikr.
I once tried a mobile game that said: "if you get to level 100, you have the max IQ!". I got to level 300, so I guess I'm god.
no, it just means you wasted your time getting those extra 200 levels. You already peaked at level 100 ya goose.
I just can shake off the feeling that this Game of sultans is basically Crusader kings events: the game.
I hate ads that when you press the options it just takes you to the app store
Trueee It makes me real mad when that happens
yeah me too
Same
Or those microscopic cancel buttons omg
or where there’s a fake cancel button and the real one shows up 10 seconds later
Because each one of your fans is named Greg, you could call your fan base as a whole, “the conGREGation”
tHaT iS GeNiOuS
Joshua Wilks i was the 100th like :)
Or just Greg
@@ivydunlap7061 I'm sorry, but it kind of seems like that you missed the joke by a couple of yards.
The root word Greg means group
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that his eyes are beautiful??! Like dude-
Danny: *makes ad for a chair brand *
Meanwhile, his old chair, which had been his companion for years: 👁💧👄💧👁
You hurt it's feeling dude, even i could feel through the screen
I want "Legally a pumpkin" merch
Yesss
Or legally greg
YES
Omg yeees 👏👏👏
Please!!!!
If you sub to him, you can become legally papa, let's together rejoice
If you sub to him you legally and constitutionally have to dislike Chad
Danny needs to see this comment! He'll love it
Papa greg
Arshiya Kapil oh yes we are all together rejoicing together
666 likes on a joke
I think these ads are deliberate because they get you thinking “this is ridiculous I can do it better and not make the same mistakes”
danny looking genuinely concerned after looking uo the meaning of a concubine was the funniest oart of the video😭
if you’re legally a pumpkin people can legally carve you
If you're a furry people have the right to hunt you lol
They have to buy you from your parents first.
Adventures with Cash *mind blown*
kinky.
But then I'd be lit all night.
"Swallow Big Ben" sounds like a euphemism.
Uh oh
Ik
@@bravo6959 I agree, Applause Sex Position
No
🚶🏼♀️✋🏻🚫
I have a friend named Ben and I was terrified when I saw that😭😭
4:17 Plot Twist: Big Ben is the name of the huge biker dude who frequents that one bar you're too scared to go to. 😮
I actually started playing "Game of Sultans" after seeing it in this video and it is nothing like the ads LOL Shocking. But it is a fun addictive game I have to admit
Let’s together *abandon game of sultans*
-hell yes-
But what about the entertainment of fat shaming your daughter?!?!?
This is great😂
*leT’s tOgeTHeR sAd*
*walk into Disneyland*
Mickey: "Wanna see my arms come off?"
ಠ_ಠ..-
Ech0location
I hate how I don’t even have to think just to get this reference, it’s just automatically in my head.
And if you score 500, you get to meet Donald the Disemboweled Duck.
Pumpkin
Comment= dark
Likes= 666
Perfectly balanced things as they should be
The game: a block game
The captions: can't reach pink!
Mom in ad: LEVEL 999999999999999999
Dad in ad: level 1
I almost cried about the fact he didn't recognize dancing line, and helix jump😭
Ive played that Game of Sultans thing because of being curious of what it was actually like (due to crazy Instagram ads...damn). It’s basically your typical town-building RPG, that’s it. You’re the Sultan and you have to use coins to build stuff, train soldiers and defend your land.
THERE AREN’T EVEN CHOICES LIKE IN THE ADS
What!? That's so boring 😭 I wanted to download it because it looked hilarious. They played us
Hi
MeganIsAPanda Aw im disappointed, I thought it was going to be like that game Episode. Lol
I also played Game of Sultans, because of the ads that I saw thinking that it would be a more chose your own adventure, but it wasnt. But it's still alright to play for about a week.😂
There's way too much false advertising in these ads
Danny: This is so bad!
Danny:
Danny:
Danny:
Danny:
Danny:
Danny: let's download it!
Nathan Scott I heard yanny
@@Aazen I heard blue and black
I heard white and gold
I hear laurel
I hear Orange and pink
Game Of (Insert anything) is just that strategy mobile game where first thing you see is a lady telling you to place a level 1 farm
3:55 does it irritate anyone else that this is the the Disney world castle, not the Disneyland castle?
No
@@colbytucker2178 solid point