The Worst Pranks Ever (Troom Troom Reaction)

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  • 게시일 2018. 01. 20.
  • Alright guys buckle up and get ready to cringe it's time to watch the worst prank videos known to man. Troom Troom is gonna teach us how to ruin all our relationships in this fun and exciting video!
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  • @bean5509
    @bean5509 4 년 전 +7166

    Here’s a prank. Switch her dog for a rabbid wolf. She won’t know the difference! Wow! Ghastly!

  • @sierramist5792
    @sierramist5792 6 년 전 +4028

    *sits on girlfriend's makeup* oh shit now i need to go find a Little Cactus

  • @mskelton07
    @mskelton07 년 전 +524

    7:39 “that’s not a prank, it’s a crime” certainly aged well.

    • @amdete8254
      @amdete8254 년 전 +4

      How

    • @ACEATTORNEYANDMHABRAINROT
      @ACEATTORNEYANDMHABRAINROT 년 전 +12

      These are not pranks, these are crimes

    • @slickmania5614
      @slickmania5614 10 개월 전 +20

      When you see criminals doing "pranks" on TikTok

    • @joannemcilraith8003
      @joannemcilraith8003 7 개월 전 +7

      @@amdete8254oh they made a prank that is 2 year prisons sentance

    • @balls_gaming
      @balls_gaming 7 개월 전

      wait Troom Troom did? I thought this was just talking about most tiktok pranksters, and how (if they where real) they are literally just doing crimes@@joannemcilraith8003

  • @Checkmate___
    @Checkmate___ 년 전 +258

    I'm pretty sure the "white gooash" is gouache, which is a type of paint, dunno why they couldn't just say paint tho. And yes, gouache is washable

    • @salemkitty5786
      @salemkitty5786 년 전 +16

      They probably specified gouache because it’s washable lol

    • @littleanswers1370
      @littleanswers1370 10 개월 전 +10

      Maybe because acyclic paint is hard to wash but gouache is very pigmented like acyclic but is washable so after the prank he can wash it off

    • @danopticon
      @danopticon 15 일 전 +2

      Also, I think it’s pronounced “GW-AHHH-SH” to rhyme with the English-language word “WASH” in any accent (English, U.S., Welsh, New Zealand, wash is pretty much the same across all of them), and I think I’m in a position to know: my aunt and uncle owned a popular, arguably pioneering art supply store (back in the pre-chain, pre-Blick days), and I worked there many summers, plus I paint, so I’ve heard the word gouache a lot. As a medium it’s maybe less known to the layperson than acrylics, watercolors, and oils, and even among artists it’s a little uncommon, with artists who try it either loving it or hating it … but I’d argue it’s a pretty fun medium. Basically it’s paint, like a thick and opaque watercolor. In other words, it’s water-based, and employs natural pigments, but unlike watercolors it’s thickened with an agent such as gum arabic. It’s neat in that you can re-wet it to fix mistakes, and the colors can be really vibrant, but it can also get frustratingly muddy as you rework it, and bright colors are hard to capture - so a vibrant ocean on a sunny day is easy, a bright neon sign is hard. Most frustratingly, gouache’s tone changes slightly when it dries, and it can crack. I’ve been painting and repainting an ex-girlfriend from memory for 34 years now across different media (and sculpting her, which is easily the most painful) and I’ve learned not to ever use gouache, because I adored her soft, graceful, warm skin-tone, but I can never quite *see* it in gouache, not exactly how in real life it lanced through my heart, so I’ve wound up putting a foot or a fist through, oh, easily eighty canvases in frustration and/or grief. And now I’ve told everyone way more than they needed to know, but it was her birthday 34 days ago and this is always a rough time of year for me, checking the post office box, thinking she’ll send me a thirty-page letter expressing all her love and regret - I need to get the grief out somehow and no one’s going to read this, so here it is, nyah nyah! But yeah, if you got to the end of this: GWASH, like wash. You’re welcome.

    • @fortunamajor7239
      @fortunamajor7239 12 일 전 +2

      ​@@danopticon danny's content really reaches all ages huh !

    • @danopticon
      @danopticon 12 일 전

      @@fortunamajor7239 - I remain young at heart? :-)
      (Also, I pretend this is research - I also write, but currently my youngest friends are 38 and 39? and I think I like it that way? so this channel helps with learning slang and references and cadences from a distance … but honestly, I just get a kick out of it. I “fuck with it,” did I get that right?)

  • @azariaiscool
    @azariaiscool 5 년 전 +2895

    "You might turn fat. And ugly." IM WHEEZING OH MY GOS

  • @mc-2300
    @mc-2300 5 년 전 +3194

    "wHeRe ThE fUcK dO yOu GeT a LiTtLe CaCtUs?!???"
    -Danny 2018

    • @smokeydonuts
      @smokeydonuts 5 년 전 +76

      Zodiac- remember when that trended on tik tok? Lol

    • @mc-2300
      @mc-2300 5 년 전 +29

      Henry Drewink Those were the only decent tik toks out there 😂

    • @smokeydonuts
      @smokeydonuts 5 년 전 +21

      Zodiac- I agree 😂 if I find the audio I'll do it with my Sammy cosplay 😂

    • @mc-2300
      @mc-2300 5 년 전 +8

      Henry Drewink Yassss please do!!!😂😂😂😂

    • @mc-2300
      @mc-2300 5 년 전 +6

      玉ねぎソース Make it 20😂

  • @goblin.2618
    @goblin.2618 2 개월 전 +12

    I love that Danny’s ‘mispronunciation’ of gouache paint is just Waluigi saying gouache properly

  • @NinjaProfessionalBlender72oz

    This was my first ever video that I saw from Danny and I have to say that it does not disappoint. A pretty solid introduction to the channel and you have the absolute gem of a quote “where the fuck do you get a little cactus?”

  • @CK_limbo
    @CK_limbo 3 년 전 +4791

    “HEY MA! THE CHIPS ARE THROWIN A FUKIN ‘OUSE WARMING PARTY AGAIN!”

  • @i.c.r9473
    @i.c.r9473 3 년 전 +2146

    Leave him Sweetie, anyone who bites into a muffin like that is a psychopath

  • @Dradeeus
    @Dradeeus 2 년 전 +40

    I love his reaction to the casual tiny cactus everyone's supposed to have for pranks.

  • @Itwasaboutpotatoes
    @Itwasaboutpotatoes 년 전 +151

    im gong to admit something... I was eating pretzels and as a high goofy teen, I had one in my left hand and nothing in my right hand and for some reason I put my right hand up to my mouth and bit down on my finger. it was then I realized how much pressure we apply to simply chew what we think was a pretzel.

    • @ireallylovekorea7446
      @ireallylovekorea7446 년 전 +9

      Damn must've hurt. Heard human teeth are REALLY SHARP and REALLY dangerous

    • @nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme
      @nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme 년 전 +14

      I think I've done this at some point. It hurt. Don't be afraid to bite in self defense, it's very effective

    • @obesekaren
      @obesekaren 년 전 +1

      then don’t smoke retard it doesn’t make u cool

    • @obesekaren
      @obesekaren 년 전 +1

      @@wowimstillalive5878 get a personality ur not cool for smoking cornball

    • @AvocadoToast06
      @AvocadoToast06 년 전 +8

      Yeah, we really underestimate the strength of our own jaws. Try crushing down a pretzel with just your fingers it's impossible, but with our molars it's already powder.

  • @randomshorts2555
    @randomshorts2555 4 년 전 +8486

    Here’s a prank: cover his pillow in chloroform and he won’t wake up

  • @itsgrace717
    @itsgrace717 3 년 전 +3967

    The worst prank is Mickey's horrible sharpie beard

  • @randomrobvidsvr
    @randomrobvidsvr 년 전 +397

    They literally called a laptop a “notebook”💀💀💀

    • @leoisdumb3508
      @leoisdumb3508 년 전 +57

      _to be fair, here in brazil we call laptops "notebook" cuz we dont really have a proper word for it_
      _maybe it's something similar in whatever language they speak and they just didnt bother to double-check_

    • @randomrobvidsvr
      @randomrobvidsvr 년 전 +6

      @@leoisdumb3508 oh cool

    • @poppins14
      @poppins14 년 전 +12

      @@leoisdumb3508there Ukrainian

    • @bhavanijayant526
      @bhavanijayant526 년 전 +6

      Most of the times laptops r also called chromebooks

    • @moonixz.
      @moonixz. 년 전 +5

      @@leoisdumb3508 *oh I never knew that, I’m learning something new everyday* 😃

  • @onion_drinkingcoffee
    @onion_drinkingcoffee 8 개월 전 +12

    "You might turn fat and ugly!" me watching this video while eating chips 👁👄👁

  • @zombiemangosuit4348
    @zombiemangosuit4348 4 년 전 +1624

    Thanos: I’m inevitable
    Troomtroom: I’m inedible

  • @loserboypro
    @loserboypro 3 년 전 +6631

    The best part is that they think their target audience actually have Significant Others.

    • @animebunny406
      @animebunny406 3 년 전 +63

      Ha so true these prank are so easy for kids to do

    • @WhoIsJaiK
      @WhoIsJaiK 3 년 전 +13

      :(

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun 3 년 전 +20

      Why did you capitalize “Significant Others”?

    • @loserboypro
      @loserboypro 3 년 전 +124

      @@immortalsun idk guy don’t nitpick

    • @90problems54
      @90problems54 2 년 전 +84

      I know if my wife caught me watching them she would divorce me…

  • @queen_of_rats9589
    @queen_of_rats9589 2 년 전 +58

    pretty much every time I feel depressed I come back to Danny's old videos, they're basically free seratonin. thank you danny

  • @NuvyHotnogger
    @NuvyHotnogger 24 일 전 +5

    This was 6 years ago, time sure flies. You're a good greg

  • @6truss734
    @6truss734 4 년 전 +4565

    Here’s a prank: Take all his peanut allergy pills and force him to eat a entire jar of peanut butter and slowly watch your partner die.

  • @Coolhandkelpy
    @Coolhandkelpy 4 년 전 +14231

    The best thing about revisiting old Danny vids is when the audio cuts at the end of the video and suddenly you’re assaulted with the most aggressive rendition of Farmer in the Dell

    • @ythaenagor
      @ythaenagor 4 년 전 +483

      yea why does that happen lmao

    • @Coolhandkelpy
      @Coolhandkelpy 4 년 전 +1446

      Ethanagor S-D at some point the song he used to use for outros was getting claimed, so he just put that terrible, free-use music over it for every one of his videos

    • @rodgertaubsr7567
      @rodgertaubsr7567 4 년 전 +59

      So true lol

    • @MrAnthonyIII
      @MrAnthonyIII 4 년 전 +202

      So that's what that song's called

    • @k0re673
      @k0re673 4 년 전 +167

      I had wondered why he did that.

  • @sickcicada6693
    @sickcicada6693 년 전 +32

    I genuinely have not laughed this hard in almost 2 or three years

  • @jokingosprey666
    @jokingosprey666 년 전 +12

    So this is where the saga began. interesting.
    Four years later and it's still going strong

  • @mrpotatohead3520
    @mrpotatohead3520 5 년 전 +8168

    Here`s a prank: switch out his water for sulfuric acid.

  • @CalebMonk
    @CalebMonk 3 년 전 +8256

    The best prank:
    put some little hand warmers inside of someone’s pillow and when they turn the pillow over it will still be warm

  • @xxpuns4everxx713
    @xxpuns4everxx713 년 전 +26

    this is when danny reached peak maturity in terms of appearance 👏🏻

  • @_Cotton
    @_Cotton 2 년 전 +22

    5:26 how dare they abuse me like this

  • @alexanderhickey387
    @alexanderhickey387 4 년 전 +1662

    Prank when he's sleeping superglue his asscheeks together then in the morning secretly give him laxative instead of something else

  • @theversacelife5232
    @theversacelife5232 5 년 전 +1646

    "Yes! Jonathan, get off your computer and LOOK AT ME FOR ONCE."

  • @JonathanWickonson
    @JonathanWickonson 2 년 전 +6

    I love episodes of “Oh god, no stop it, please stop, please no more, please stop!”

  • @WolfRayron1225
    @WolfRayron1225 년 전 +4

    this laddys lasses and lassos, was the start of series

  • @emwestlake2167
    @emwestlake2167 3 년 전 +4423

    I just love how they couldnt get a Male actor and instead of having a lesbian couple they just drew a beard on one of the girls.

    • @rubypeterson665
      @rubypeterson665 2 년 전 +702

      Idk why they had to even have the two dating lol They could’ve just been friends

    • @moth6916
      @moth6916 2 년 전 +468

      Well, we all know people
      It’s gotta be a straight couple

    • @rubypeterson665
      @rubypeterson665 2 년 전 +91

      @@moth6916 Pretty sure it has to do with the country V(‘-‘)V

    • @moth6916
      @moth6916 2 년 전 +258

      @@rubypeterson665 Maybe, I’m pretty sure most people would do that though, make one of the females a dude so they can be in a relationship. It’s kinda weird to me how people don’t want any lgbt representation in their videos. That’s just me though.
      Have fun reading that long thing.

    • @rubypeterson665
      @rubypeterson665 2 년 전 +73

      @@moth6916 I don't find it weird. But you do you. lol It's pretty common to dress up and play different characters, the opposite gender, sometimes it just makes sense. Just like cosplay. Idk, that's just how I see it.

  • @angrylittleduck9580
    @angrylittleduck9580 4 년 전 +756

    The had a missed opportunity to write on the chocolate bar:
    Don’t eat chocolate or you’ll get fat and ugly

  • @randomrainbows77
    @randomrainbows77 2 년 전 +12

    THE LOOK ON HIS FACE when he says,” Where the bleep do you get a little cactus.”🤣🤣😂11:10- PURE COMEDY

  • @francis7336
    @francis7336 10 개월 전 +5

    One time my sister swapped my water with pure lemon extract and it made me throw up and probably since she has a phobia of vomit, she's never pranked me again since lol

  • @SockMan17
    @SockMan17 3 년 전 +2299

    Troom Troom narrator is being held hostage and she needs help

    • @chloenaidoo6817
      @chloenaidoo6817 3 년 전 +19

      Its actual a Google translate voice like siri or Alexa or something like that

    • @nish_playz6501
      @nish_playz6501 3 년 전 +39

      This sounds like the beginning of a lego commercial

    • @SockMan17
      @SockMan17 3 년 전 +5

      @@nish_playz6501 why yes it is

    • @theman5282
      @theman5282 3 년 전 +23

      @@nish_playz6501 a narrator has fallen inside cursed Troom Troom city

    • @olympia6079
      @olympia6079 3 년 전

      ikr??????

  • @msjkramey
    @msjkramey 4 년 전 +3801

    You know, putting vegetables in juice isn't really a prank? A lot of people do that on purpose... it's called a smoothie...

  • @juliafiorilli8160
    @juliafiorilli8160 2 년 전 +21

    5:00 my grandfather did something like this once, he's partially deaf and has a device that hooks up to his tv. One day he was eating taralli (an Italian food) it was on his table next to his hearing aid... next thing u know he chomped down on his hearing aid 💀

  • @_sandy_
    @_sandy_ 2 년 전 +6

    going back and watching Danny's old videos, the quality of his content has gone up so much it's amazing
    (not that it wasn't good back then lol)

  • @maros8736
    @maros8736 5 년 전 +1363

    So. Troom troom killed a cactus. I loved that cactus. Pray for the poor cactus who was hot glued for a shitty prank.

    • @siobhannano1092
      @siobhannano1092 5 년 전 +42

      Man, cactus was my boi, this is so sad.
      CAN WE HIT 20 LIKES?????

    • @maros8736
      @maros8736 5 년 전 +6

      @@siobhannano1092 and cacti are my life.

    • @arturmartins8465
      @arturmartins8465 5 년 전 +30

      We should creat the CCCP
      C-cactus
      (and)
      C-cactie
      C-care
      P-program
      Where all cactus are treated equally

    • @siobhannano1092
      @siobhannano1092 5 년 전 +12

      Heck yes! Make this real, it needs to. Cacti abuse is a huge problem and we shouldn't avoid. We need to stand up for them guys

    • @maros8736
      @maros8736 5 년 전 +3

      @@arturmartins8465 you are right. #CCCP

  • @-mars.
    @-mars. 4 년 전 +1556

    *Prank: Replace your boyfriends pizza rolls with tide pods, he will never know the difference!*

    • @mayathelegend8119
      @mayathelegend8119 4 년 전 +54

      Looks like his ReiGn of TerROr is OVer

    • @bakedgoldfish45
      @bakedgoldfish45 4 년 전 +49

      "Watch what you eat, Mickey! You don't wanna get fat... and ugly!"

    • @ktftp
      @ktftp 4 년 전 +7

      Maya The legend Wow I read that as he said it-

    • @nemonade2695
      @nemonade2695 4 년 전 +5

      What are pizza rolls?

    • @-mars.
      @-mars. 4 년 전 +13

      @シRoséanne oh my god you poor child. Tostinos Pizza Rolls? Tiny pizza pockets of happiness?

  • @th3y.l0v3.f1nn
    @th3y.l0v3.f1nn 3 개월 전 +4

    1:13 you already know danny was reading this to make sure he wasn't telling his subscribers lies and making sure he's number one on there

  • @UrFriendlyNeighborhoodBassist-

    “So ur probably going to be thinking about this all day tomorrow”
    *looks at clock*
    *12:14 AM*
    Ah shi-

  • @allycat0136
    @allycat0136 4 년 전 +1538

    Yo can you imagine if doctors talked like this.
    “Doctor! My son just got hit by a car! He’s bleeding out!”
    “uGh *G H A S T L Y*”

    • @dagemeliorszczebrzeszynski9307
      @dagemeliorszczebrzeszynski9307 3 년 전 +17

      That would be ghastly

    • @daddyren2370
      @daddyren2370 3 년 전 +27

      ÆUGH 🐡🥕

    • @alixthegod7398
      @alixthegod7398 3 년 전 +5

      @@daddyren2370 YES YOU GEOMETRY DASH CHAD

    • @TimoIvvie
      @TimoIvvie 3 년 전

      AllyCat 013 not to be a bitch but the GHASTLY isn’t bold.

    • @afsheensuleman5016
      @afsheensuleman5016 3 년 전 +1

      I'm bleeding out, so if the last thing that I do, is to bring you down, I'll bleed out for you.
      IMAGINE DRAGONS!!!!!! That's what I heard when I read this comment. I'm weird.

  • @synanono
    @synanono 4 년 전 +5802

    Gouache is the love child of water color and acrylic paints.

  • @leifsilva4816
    @leifsilva4816 6 개월 전 +3

    The begining of the Troom Troom ark.

  • @grampa.jeremybreshears
    @grampa.jeremybreshears 10 개월 전 +2

    “Wanna know how I got these scars?”
    “Take a small cactus”

  • @zombiexxuwu4630
    @zombiexxuwu4630 3 년 전 +1366

    "Is your bf on his computer all the time!"
    "YES, HE FUCKING IS!"
    lol my favorite part of the video

  • @aduckwithayoutubechannel
    @aduckwithayoutubechannel 3 년 전 +9237

    I’ve been writing a script for a new TroomTroom episode:
    “Get a chocolate candy bar. Cut open the nice chocolate candy with a knife. Put a razor blade inside of the chocolate candy bar. Mickey hands Sweetie the chocolate bar. Sweeties puts the chocolate candy bar in her mouth so fast, it’s like it is going on a road trip, to a city. But instead of a yummy chocolate, she gets a deadly object! Sweeties mouth bleeds fatally. Mickey laughs, and runs away as Sweetie slowly chokes to death on her own blood, and torn esophagus. You better stay off of the sweets, Sweetie. You might get fat. And ugly.”

  • @slickmania5614
    @slickmania5614 10 개월 전 +1

    Ah yes, mildly inconvenience someone's notebook with Plastic wrap and freaking permanently painting stupid shit on one's notebook...
    Certainly a tie

  • @Number1mlpfan
    @Number1mlpfan 개월 전 +1

    “You might turn fat! And ugly.” Oh my god 😭 that’s so real

  • @squishy.mp4
    @squishy.mp4 4 년 전 +639

    I find it funny how they had a girl dress as a guy instead of actually trying to get a guy to play the role

    • @mr.awesome7552
      @mr.awesome7552 4 년 전 +43

      IKR, her fake beard was distracting me throughout the whole video.

    • @siriuslyconfused1
      @siriuslyconfused1 4 년 전 +40

      I guess guys are rare and hard to find in the odd land they’re from?

    • @navaryn2938
      @navaryn2938 4 년 전 +18

      I mean, it is an ex-ussr country and several of those still have on average more females than males due to low fertility rates (more old women, that tend to live longer than men) and partially due to losing huge amounts of men in ww2

    • @siriuslyconfused1
      @siriuslyconfused1 4 년 전 +8

      Angelo Mordasini well damn, I didn’t know that at all.

    • @readdabbit
      @readdabbit 4 년 전 +14

      they should have made them a lesbian couple

  • @amogus5274
    @amogus5274 4 년 전 +639

    That part when they said „You’re gonna be FAT and UGLY“ kinda hurts :/

    • @deereye87
      @deereye87 3 년 전 +16

      Makes me feel bad about myself tbh

    • @kadian8177
      @kadian8177 3 년 전 +17

      the worst part is I was eating chips at that part 😔

    • @waiqiuvale5033
      @waiqiuvale5033 3 년 전 +43

      Don't react to some foolish, racist and fat-shaming Ukrainian people. (because I suspect they are Ukrainian) Eat whatever you want and do whatever you want. Like one character said, self-care is important and what makes you happy matters, if you like eating and that is what makes you happy then do so, with limits of course, not because of "getting fat" but because of possible health problems, as long as its not too much and you know what you're doing while being confident to do so. If it makes you happy to do so, then just do it.

    • @amogus5274
      @amogus5274 3 년 전 +10

      Waiqiu Vale aw you’re so sweet 😊

    • @waiqiuvale5033
      @waiqiuvale5033 3 년 전 +5

      @@amogus5274 No problem, pal ✌

  • @Squellbell
    @Squellbell 개월 전

    The way Danny yelled out "NOOO, LOOK OUT!" I felt to my very core, I was straight up imagining some crazy gore scene about to go down with the Little Cactus lmao

  • @JayHawk4372
    @JayHawk4372 년 전 +2

    3:39 Congratulations you managed to give me a heart attack 5 years later.

  • @pheebster8239
    @pheebster8239 3 년 전 +2933

    It's been three years but I am here to proclaim that gouache is indeed washable. Fear not worrisome viewers.

    • @thenaartjiegod3834
      @thenaartjiegod3834 2 년 전 +221

      Thank you. All those restless nights and now I can finally sleep peacefully.

    • @ihuomaotika2656
      @ihuomaotika2656 2 년 전 +16

      @@thenaartjiegod3834 🤣🤣🤣

    • @the_abyss3758
      @the_abyss3758 2 년 전 +27

      Thank youuuu traveler

    • @fogtheghost
      @fogtheghost 2 년 전 +19

      I already looked it up and was scrolling to see if somebody else already said it. But thanks anyways. /lh

    • @B1llly
      @B1llly 2 년 전 +25

      someone we didn’t ask for but someone we needed thank you

  • @manifestationsofasort
    @manifestationsofasort 2 년 전 +2430

    The pronunciation of gouache is killing me.
    Also, gouache is, essentially, a very pigmented watercolor. So yes, it's washable.

    • @carolinegcooke
      @carolinegcooke 2 년 전 +113

      Goo-ash😂😂😂

    • @Sunggki
      @Sunggki 2 년 전 +21

      how do you pronounce it lol

    • @animatrix1490
      @animatrix1490 2 년 전 +110

      @@Sunggki I believe it's pronounced like "wash" with a G at the beginning ("gwash"). It's French or something :P

    • @nintendonoko2954
      @nintendonoko2954 년 전 +16

      @@animatrix1490 it's "Goash"

    • @animatrix1490
      @animatrix1490 년 전 +18

      @@nintendonoko2954 oh I thought that was "gauche", like a synonym for rude

  • @seid1985
    @seid1985 2 년 전 +3

    4 years later this still 5 stars

  • @ihavenopurpose9800

    this is the first time Danny began his war with Troom Troom

  • @alessandraespino7600
    @alessandraespino7600 4 년 전 +2261

    Danny: where tf do you get a little cactus?
    Tik tok: I tHiNk Im BoUt To StEaL💀

  • @guyunderdannysdesk7306
    @guyunderdannysdesk7306 4 년 전 +1880

    Danny: wHeRE tHE fuCK dO yOu GEt A LiTtLE cACtUS?
    Tik tok: 👀

    • @ainsleyburrows2654
      @ainsleyburrows2654 4 년 전 +88

      TikTok: Hippity hoppity this is now my property

    • @jodge3268
      @jodge3268 4 년 전 +65

      Write that down, write that down

    • @zina2435
      @zina2435 4 년 전 +29

      i hate that i can’t even recognize that as danny’s voice. because long ago, i linked it to a random tiktokker’s face :,)

    • @bertarovira6230
      @bertarovira6230 4 년 전 +18

      I just saw this video and I was
      "WAIT I KNOW THAT AUDIO"

    • @Hi-jg6ze
      @Hi-jg6ze 4 년 전 +21

      I kinda hate every tiktocer who did that

  • @thesnesgeek
    @thesnesgeek 년 전 +2

    Seeing Danny giggle are the best parts off all off his videos.

  • @Emporer_Zeno
    @Emporer_Zeno 년 전 +2

    Turned on notifications, I think I'm truly Greg, blood related, multipotent, everyday Greg.

  • @ovall4052
    @ovall4052 4 년 전 +1966

    Danny: Says something funny...
    TikTok: It’s free real estate!

  • @inaandradottir4308
    @inaandradottir4308 4 년 전 +778

    Troom troom:"you might turn fat and ugly"
    me: *eating chips* What a nice thing to say..

    • @pixel3045
      @pixel3045 4 년 전 +10

      Me, clearly eating lays chips: *Hold my beer, bitch.*

    • @croc4869
      @croc4869 4 년 전 +8

      Iiiiiii was eating chips, I thought I couldn’t get more insecure. I was wrong

    • @Annette1278
      @Annette1278 4 년 전 +6

      I was eating s chocolate bar and I still felt personally attacked

    • @edwardtoucan1094
      @edwardtoucan1094 4 년 전 +1

      a fellow icelander i see

    • @inaandradottir4308
      @inaandradottir4308 4 년 전

      @@edwardtoucan1094 yep is it bc of my name? or how do you know that?

  • @cheerio4000
    @cheerio4000 4 개월 전 +2

    this is the first danny video i watched 💗

  • @xxcharlie-tunesxx7576

    “They are a couple they love each other and then they f*cking hate each other”.
    I’m going to die of laughter

  • @thehugestnonceyas7719
    @thehugestnonceyas7719 5 년 전 +992

    *Troom Troom is on **_Shroom Shrooms_*

    • @ProjectPrimrose69
      @ProjectPrimrose69 5 년 전 +8

      I wanted to like this comment but it's at 69 comments and I don't want to mess that up

    • @thehugestnonceyas7719
      @thehugestnonceyas7719 5 년 전 +3

      Crim lmao

    • @enzuo4673
      @enzuo4673 5 년 전 +14

      And they inhaled those toxic
      *Fume Fumes*

    • @yeah9601
      @yeah9601 5 년 전 +2

      @@ProjectPrimrose69 now it's at 420 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Giogiology
      @Giogiology 5 년 전 +1

      Try this out for dank doodle memes (DDM)

  • @willemiam1387
    @willemiam1387 4 년 전 +500

    I gave my sister a tide pod wrapped in a sweet wrapper and she’s been sleeping for 2 months. I got her good.

    • @aluminium9678
      @aluminium9678 4 년 전 +10

      Willem I am imma be annoying right now and correct you.
      *Tide Pod

    • @willemiam1387
      @willemiam1387 4 년 전 +7

      TheScarletAngle sorry I’ll fix that

    • @aluminium9678
      @aluminium9678 4 년 전 +4

      Willem I am oh fine

    • @liteimation4013
      @liteimation4013 4 년 전 +6

      @@willemiam1387 You also forgot about the period in the end.

    • @drew8974
      @drew8974 4 년 전 +7

      And it would be wrapper not rapper :D

  • @cheezenuggets6776
    @cheezenuggets6776 년 전 +2

    As a drag king that beard makes me want to cry

  • @Honkly
    @Honkly 2 년 전 +3

    You get the little cactus from little Arizona, obviously.

  • @moved.6963
    @moved.6963 4 년 전 +1937

    They literally couldn’t find a male actor so they just painted a terrible looking beard on a girl.
    (Reminder that this joke isn't trying to shade trans men, I'm just pointing out that they barely even attempted to make her look like a dude.)

    • @hectorortiz8964
      @hectorortiz8964 3 년 전 +88

      Either that or they were like fuck that we dont need to hire some douche when brenda can just paint her face 😂

    • @AC8X
      @AC8X 3 년 전 +66

      @ThronedElijah I should hope *everyone* noticed.

    • @djoofplanetearth8821
      @djoofplanetearth8821 3 년 전 +15

      Hector Ortiz damn Brenda getting it rough

    • @luvaria8429
      @luvaria8429 3 년 전 +25

      THATS NOT A MALE?

    • @snarkysharky6115
      @snarkysharky6115 3 년 전 +66

      And of course, not being straight on troom troom isn't an option

  • @lilam1652
    @lilam1652 3 년 전 +1621

    The pronunciation of gouache is KILLING ME. It’s “gwash”

  • @joshuasallaway658
    @joshuasallaway658 년 전 +1

    “You better watch what you eat or you’re gunna get fat and ugly, you piece of sh**!” Well, that escalated quickly 😂 🤣

  • @DefiniteIyNotOlivia

    I was today year's old when i realized Danny is the same age as my dad. I always thought he was younger because of how funny and cool he is.

  • @urmommmmmmmmm
    @urmommmmmmmmm 2 년 전 +1151

    “Where the fuck do you get a little cactus ?🤨“ - Danny’s most famous quote ever (because tik tok stole it)

  • @dichotomae
    @dichotomae 2 년 전 +3301

    as someone who has done work in voice over, it is a huge hassle to get script writers who aren't native speakers to fix their writing. Honestly, huge props to the troom troom narrator for putting up with the nonsense scripts and probably making bank.

    • @arianna1906
      @arianna1906 2 년 전 +179

      I didn't know that was a hassle at all, that kinda sucks. Must be tiring to work with that :(

    • @arima_song
      @arima_song 2 년 전 +192

      The people I was working with were super nice about it. They were like "You can change whatever you want, we leave it to your judgement! We completely trust you, we know you won't let us down!"
      They were a joy to work with, even though I had to do a bit more work.

    • @mundaneeve
      @mundaneeve 년 전 +15

      but if they don't speak english, how would they know if you changed it so it made sense?

    • @OtherworldlyApollo
      @OtherworldlyApollo 년 전 +14

      @@mundaneeve They'd probably have their own copy of the script and would be able to check for differences, I assume?

    • @ceoatcrystalsoft4942
      @ceoatcrystalsoft4942 년 전 +14

      "What do you mean not make sense? I don't speak your language. I am expert!"

  • @Mpotato
    @Mpotato 2 년 전 +1

    Notice how they said “notebooks” instead of laptops, confirming they are in a different country lol

  • @sniff...293
    @sniff...293 년 전 +1

    One of the best lines Danny has said 11:11

  • @revenant9382
    @revenant9382 4 년 전 +400

    Epic prank:
    Replace their fire extinguishers fluid with gasoline and start a small fire

  • @Zen-ye2qq
    @Zen-ye2qq 5 년 전 +11142

    ...They couldn’t even get a real man to play a man? They just gave a woman a beard?

    • @ka-im5nd
      @ka-im5nd 5 년 전 +1663

      And they couldn't just make it a lesbian couple either apparently.

    • @0.01percent5
      @0.01percent5 5 년 전 +634

      Considering they are originaly a Russian/Ukrainian chanell, it isn't a realy good idea...

    • @harshines828
      @harshines828 5 년 전 +59

      Patrick Star oh hi Patrick!!!!

    • @MrsCunningham06
      @MrsCunningham06 5 년 전 +23

      XD

    • @maiss0
      @maiss0 5 년 전 +33

      Rawr XD

  • @Gdog-hm7or
    @Gdog-hm7or 2 년 전 +1

    Oh this is the beginning of a very long journey. Have faith and power young Danny

  • @user-Beans2017
    @user-Beans2017 년 전

    The fact I could still tell what Danny was saying when that sailor music interrupted him even though he literally wasn’t audible is amazing too me.

  • @_boo_8913
    @_boo_8913 4 년 전 +6854

    So I tried the coffee one but instead of soya sauce I put in bleach and now my boyfriend isn't moving...

  • @Poop-qm8do
    @Poop-qm8do 3 년 전 +1026

    Gouache paint is that does not resist water when dry, unless the artist mixes it with acrylic paint. Since Gouache paint is water-based, it can be removed from most surfaces with a damp cloth or sponge. So yeah the laptop is good

    • @g8ts985
      @g8ts985 3 년 전 +78

      I'd be still committing a murder that day

    • @stabbedbyiago
      @stabbedbyiago 3 년 전 +22

      I've been looking for this comment

    • @draxium4495
      @draxium4495 3 년 전 +54

      Why does everyone pronounce it GOO ASH its gouache one word :/ lollll

    • @sneakysnek572
      @sneakysnek572 3 년 전 +55

      Still, using a damp cloth on a laptop could damage it if the cloth/sponge is too wet and water gets between the keys or in a port. It’s still incredibly inconsiderate to vandalize someone’s laptop.

    • @tristansk3038
      @tristansk3038 3 년 전 +5

      But he need to wash it with water but water kills electronic

  • @pengin_guy
    @pengin_guy 년 전 +2

    This was the start of a legend

  • @iminyourbathtubrightnow6005

    "well let my girlfriend leave her notebook alone"
    computer: "am i a joke to you?"

  • @linden5235
    @linden5235 3 년 전 +199

    “you might turn fat and ugly!”
    me eating doritos at 2am: gee thanks

  • @flickerstorm1897
    @flickerstorm1897 4 년 전 +1431

    Danny: where tf do you get a little cactus?
    TikTok: It’s free real estate

  • @icemaster-
    @icemaster- 5 개월 전 +1

    One time I poured soy sauce into vinegar, and put baking soda in it, than gave it to my sister and told her it was root beer. Now that's a real prank.

  • @toddthesweatynerdguy1450
    @toddthesweatynerdguy1450 4 개월 전 +3

    I have a little cactus, I brought it in a frog shaped vase a few years ago. It originally had a flower in it as well I think but it died, I think. I can take photo of it and send to you if you like. But if you don't want me to that's cool too. Danny if you read this thank you for time.

  • @johnfkennedy6290
    @johnfkennedy6290 3 년 전 +739

    Ah yes. The chips are having a housewarming party again.

    • @artiseen
      @artiseen 3 년 전 +29

      How's your head 0-0

    • @P-one1
      @P-one1 3 년 전 +1

      THE FUCK IS A LITTLE CATCUS

    • @duckling1
      @duckling1 3 년 전 +3

      i know! they’re so disruptive. l

  • @aboringredmop
    @aboringredmop 2 년 전 +1196

    “They’re dating, they love each other and they *fucking hate each other* “
    Why is this literally the plot of almost all padlock fanfics from 2014 to 2016-

    • @cyberqueen201
      @cyberqueen201 2 년 전 +20

      Padlock??? Is this a different kind of Wattpad or-

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 2 년 전 +13

      @@cyberqueen201 probably a fandom name.

    • @db_rowan3701
      @db_rowan3701 2 년 전 +36

      @@cyberqueen201 it’s the ship name for the notepad and clock from Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared
      Edit: I just looked it up, I’m not in the DHMIS fandom

    • @cyberqueen201
      @cyberqueen201 2 년 전 +20

      @@db_rowan3701 I-

    • @gaminggonzalez
      @gaminggonzalez 2 년 전 +3

      I was about to comment this but guess you beat me to is three months ago

  • @AnnieThingsTheOnlyOne

    Look at them! They are going so quickly as if they were having a housewarming party inside!

  • @lilyd8908
    @lilyd8908 3 개월 전 +1

    The split second of hesitation at 4:55 where you can see him debating on whether to do a made up accent or not sent me

  • @splatsunemiku
    @splatsunemiku 5 년 전 +749

    I like that they couldn’t find a single dude to do the video with them and instead of just making it a lesbian couple they made a girl dress up

    • @kiteparadise4448
      @kiteparadise4448 5 년 전 +34

      liz they probably did it cause it's mostly kids who watch it, and even though I think kids SHOULD be taught about lqbtq+, most will be like, " WHY IS THERE A GIRL DATING A GIRL?"

    • @DoesCrime
      @DoesCrime 5 년 전 +100

      well they're Russian

    • @lilaclore
      @lilaclore 5 년 전 +1

      Screaming Noodles they don’t have to say they’re outright dating?

    • @sa-uw2vn
      @sa-uw2vn 5 년 전 +22

      Alexis June the title of the prank video is literally called ‘ 15 *Couple* Pranks’

    • @12bob50
      @12bob50 5 년 전 +15

      they are from russia or another slavic country. occasionally you see a bag of lays chips with cryllic alphabet on them.

  • @genderfluid_oni
    @genderfluid_oni 5 년 전 +1217

    Man I just loved that time I damaged my girlfriend's mouth with a cactus.😂
    #bestprankever

  • @JaskPlays
    @JaskPlays 개월 전 +1

    "where the fuck do you get a little cactus" best moment in history

  • @r.k7594
    @r.k7594 년 전 +3

    4 years later Troom Troom now has 23.3M subs 😭🙌