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  • @Danny-Gonzalez
    @Danny-Gonzalez  4 년 전 +66628

    so it's come to my attention that the second I start making fun of the devil's voice around 2:30, a really soft static noise starts playing in the background. i did not add this in and it stops right when i stop making fun of the devil and in conclusion i will never sleep again.

  • @ikomadearest7871
    @ikomadearest7871 4 년 전 +6678

    Baby: * sees man outside *
    Baby: *its mighty morphing time*

  • @owen-cu6gr
    @owen-cu6gr 4 년 전 +4832

    *Charles Darwin, breathing heavily, drenched in blood after eating every animal on the archipeligo:* "Survival... of... the fittest."

  • @swigglyforce5215
    @swigglyforce5215 년 전 +1501

    the story of the man with babies falling on his head, is true, but they got a lot wrong, and that image is fake. So what happened was, a man was walking on the sidewalk, when suddenly a baby fell out of a window and landed on top of his head. He managed to stop the baby from dying, and the baby survived. Then one year later, he was walking on a different sidewalk, when a different baby fell out a window and on to his head. he also managed to save this baby, but the baby broke a lot of bones and stuff. The man was then nicknamed "The Baby Magnet". That is the real story.

    • @nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme
      @nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme 년 전 +42

      Huh that's interesting

    • @vivishii_
      @vivishii_ 년 전 +215

      “landed on top of his head” i’m imagining the baby just flopping on his head like a towel would

    • @noonelooksatusers
      @noonelooksatusers 년 전 +105

      That makes me happy that 2 babies survived.It’s not very scary coz I’m not a baby and my windows are very small lol

    • @RobertMcBride-is-cool
      @RobertMcBride-is-cool 년 전 +83

      Too bad he didn’t get nicknamed the babe magnet.

    • @kreizix
      @kreizix 10 개월 전 +69

      where is this and why babies keep falling out the windows there

  • @muttofanopossum5639
    @muttofanopossum5639 년 전 +2788

    Here’s a scary story: I lost a sewing needle in my bed while watching this.

  • @andrew-km8rw
    @andrew-km8rw 4 년 전 +3945

    baby: * sees man walking*
    ight imma head out.

  • @fruityfish4623
    @fruityfish4623 4 년 전 +2133

    Everyone’s TV’s: static murmur
    The Devil: ASMR

    • @CristinaB228
      @CristinaB228 4 년 전 +63

      "Hi, my name is the Devil and welcome to my youtube channel" 😅

    • @anaisolivia145
      @anaisolivia145 4 년 전 +31

      the devils out here eating honeycomb what a legend 😔👊🏻

    • @zani2693
      @zani2693 7 일 전 +2

      So the Devil invented ASMR? That’s it, ASMR is demonic!

  • @gigicilla7
    @gigicilla7 년 전 +340

    I'm glad he acknowledged that sometimes kids just say creepy shit because they are weird and they say weird things. A lot of people say "that never happened!!" But sometimes it's just a weird little kid saying weird little kid things they heard on TV or something

    • @negligible_reality
      @negligible_reality 6 개월 전 +33

      yeah, kids say weird and creepy shit all the time and a lot of them don't even know what they're saying lol. when i was a kid i told my mom and grandma that i wanted to be a serial killer when i grew up. i thought it was "cereal killer" and that it meant someone who ate a lot of cereal, needless to say they were horrified by what i said and had to calmly explain to me what a serial killer actually was!

    • @aurorasmith745
      @aurorasmith745 4 개월 전 +24

      I had a six-year-old ask me why eating people is illegal, and an almost two-year-old tell me that his daddy is in the vents. I work in a daycare.

  • @skyhideaway
    @skyhideaway 년 전 +819

    I love that the story about the baby falling said that "the man survived" as if he could have been killed by a baby falling on him.

    • @candlecove7590
      @candlecove7590 년 전 +157

      tbh i imagine i would probably die or be severely concussed if a 10lb 4oz human baby fell directly on my head at 5mph

    • @Cowboy-Bi-bop
      @Cowboy-Bi-bop 년 전 +70

      I mean yeah he probably could have

    • @thenonfurry
      @thenonfurry 년 전 +9

      @@candlecove7590 you know 5mph isn’t that fast right-

    • @gilbert4394
      @gilbert4394 년 전 +82

      An 8 pound weight falling from an unspecified amount of stories onto someone’s head? Do you actually believe that would cause no damage? Jesus

    • @gilbert4394
      @gilbert4394 년 전 +31

      Imagine the baby’s skull making contact with the man’s skull. That would be like both having a baseball lobbed at their head. Do you know how anything works?

  • @nataliemoreira6594
    @nataliemoreira6594 3 년 전 +2841

    When the mom throws the baby out of the window
    The mom: "bimbo flying, somebody catch her"

  • @kayleewilson3540
    @kayleewilson3540 4 년 전 +9198

    “the devil’s really shy”
    hoW QuiRKy oF hiM 😝😝

  • @jozefienvoets2744
    @jozefienvoets2744 년 전 +179

    “Mr sandman….stole all my sand”
    This made me laugh to the point of choking on my own saliva

    • @snailb0y
      @snailb0y 개월 전 +1

      that’s what happened to the old outro song 😔

  • @jojosnans
    @jojosnans 4 년 전 +1636

    TVs: *shut down *
    People: Ah Yes, clearly that’s satan

  • @bopha9276
    @bopha9276 3 년 전 +2860

    “What parent keeps chucking their baby out the window?”
    Hera.

  • @crystalgoddess4085
    @crystalgoddess4085 7 개월 전 +24

    The "Troxler Effect" is real, but it's nothing too extreme, it is mostly stuff like the shifting and distortion of facial features, it's more effective in the dark.

  • @informalnarwhals
    @informalnarwhals 8 개월 전 +107

    6;37 is for real the best reality check. if ever im grappling w reality, i remember danny's 'i taught myself everything' logic and feel grounded again ♥

    • @negligible_reality
      @negligible_reality 6 개월 전 +5

      i am inside your walls. if you hear scratching or heavy breathing within the walls at night, go back to sleep as if nothing ever happened. see you at midnight. :)

    • @informalnarwhals
      @informalnarwhals 6 개월 전 +10

      @@negligible_reality hope you dont mind mst3k repeats then lol

    • @sleepyrose69
      @sleepyrose69 5 개월 전 +21

      ​@@negligible_realityhey maybe don’t say that to people who grapple with serious derealization issues or issues with delusions, i’ve dealt with some delusions before and it can be a terrible thing to say especially online where you cannot discern tone.

    • @yowieyahoo
      @yowieyahoo 5 개월 전

      ​@@negligible_realitypay rent or gtfo

    • @projecty.b.t.f.c
      @projecty.b.t.f.c 개월 전 +3

      If you're reading the top reply at it's scaring you, just know nothing can really be in your walls. You probably have cavity wall insulation which leaves basically no room for a living thing. Even if there was something in there, it's kind of just trapped there. It's just dark in there and it can't exactly reach you. You're safe

  • @dearevanhamilton
    @dearevanhamilton 4 년 전 +3897

    “Are we sure that this kid didn’t just see...
    A _tree?”_

  • @robi1030
    @robi1030 3 년 전 +3043

    That guy that the baby kept falling on was probably just like
    “Ugh it’s the baby again”

  • @ComacVRGoofy-mr9gu
    @ComacVRGoofy-mr9gu 8 개월 전 +47

    “Oh Frick not again, I call this one the chainsaw chair” had me dying💀💀

  • @micahfoley9572
    @micahfoley9572 년 전 +80

    back in the day, there was a market for baby playpens that hung on the outside of your window like a planter. So that one is actually more believable than it seems.

    • @kh6853
      @kh6853 9 개월 전 +5

      Why would you want that?

    • @micahfoley9572
      @micahfoley9572 9 개월 전 +13

      @@kh6853 I think it may have been a depression era invention. My understanding is that it was mostly targeted at people living in very small city apartments, giving them a place for their baby to hang out and get "fresh air" without taking up valuable space inside. And if you figure the walls were very thin, putting the crying outside instead of inside where it bothered all your neighbors was probably a plus too.
      There are some pretty amazing b&w pics of these insane things online if you're interested in a new meme template lol

  • @FightFlix_
    @FightFlix_ 4 년 전 +5428

    Danny Gonzalez: mutters the word “sandman”
    Danny Gonzalez: gets copyright striked

    • @AlekaiCottontail4711
      @AlekaiCottontail4711 4 년 전 +68

      I miss the old outro but the new ones good too

    • @maryy2077
      @maryy2077 4 년 전 +8

      Ice_ Butter1823 hey, no big deal, but his last name has two z

    • @catfaceman1669
      @catfaceman1669 4 년 전 +33

      My last name is GONZALEZ and I hate it whenever people spell it with an S at the end. Just look at the channel name!.

    • @taylrorol
      @taylrorol 4 년 전 +8

      The “s” and the end on Gonzalez that you put cracks me up

    • @benaronson2410
      @benaronson2410 4 년 전 +3

      @@catfaceman1669 same

  • @candacenicole7972
    @candacenicole7972 4 년 전 +9477

    I’m upset when the “mayor” showed up it wasn’t Kurtis

    • @lydiabachi7653
      @lydiabachi7653 4 년 전 +79

      Candace Nicole HAJDHWISBAJSBW SAME

    • @fanfandom551
      @fanfandom551 4 년 전 +254

      Then again that would mean that Kurtistown is in Texas

    • @user-sd1nf1cp2c
      @user-sd1nf1cp2c 4 년 전 +17

      Honestly

    • @Ryan-td6bd
      @Ryan-td6bd 4 년 전 +61

      Fan Fandom you never know my dude. I’ve always thought it was in Florida, cuz ye know, 90% of weird things that happen in the US happen in Florida

    • @tkorde8988
      @tkorde8988 4 년 전 +5

      @@Ryan-td6bd 90% of the Florida man stuff is made up tho

  • @iqbalbahar3583
    @iqbalbahar3583 년 전 +19

    The Troxler Effect is true. What they failed to mention though was the room has to be dim. Our brain tries to find things in the mirror so because of the shadows it goes
    “Hehehe spoopy shadow man”

  • @experiences7872
    @experiences7872 년 전 +97

    The troxler effect is very real, works WAY better in a dark room though.

  • @laneybossi
    @laneybossi 3 년 전 +4395

    pov: you're a baby and you fell on me, your vampire dad

  • @sydneyatkins6757
    @sydneyatkins6757 7 개월 전 +22

    danny saying october is his favorite month and now he’s expecting his first child in october 😭🫶

  • @bradean2781
    @bradean2781 4 년 전 +1900

    Everyone’s TV’s: “Static Noise”
    The Devil:
    “murmur”

  • @vikaaaaaa
    @vikaaaaaa 년 전 +17

    8:50 I may be wrong, but I’m pretty sure this story is actually true.
    The family did try to scrub the faces off of the floor, but it didn’t work. The faces would start to look more and more like an actual face as time went on, and eventually they disappeared. This continued for a while. When they cut the cement out, the face stopped forming, and didn’t disappear, leaving the stain as it was. There’s some more details I’ve forgotten, but it really is an interesting story.

  • @witchychris5244
    @witchychris5244 10 개월 전 +16

    Gotta be honest, if the time traveler thing was public before 2018, and I happened to have a baby coming with the last name Beck… I’d name it Jaynou Oliver just to freak out the science community

  • @tyrabarton6530
    @tyrabarton6530 4 년 전 +1295

    "I'm a hoe for Halloween" alright Danny, I see the subtle hints

  • @lilyrain8628
    @lilyrain8628 4 년 전 +1483

    Wife: *looks out window*
    *sees man*
    Wife: Honey.. go get the baby.

  • @luluchanandetsi
    @luluchanandetsi 5 개월 전 +6

    "the devil's really shy" my favorite phrase now

  • @user-zi1sc6bi1v
    @user-zi1sc6bi1v 7 개월 전 +10

    12:09 fun fact right here: a dentist invented cotton candy lmao

  • @idk_wtf_i_am_
    @idk_wtf_i_am_ 4 년 전 +1499

    "Mr.Sandman stole all my sand."
    ~Danny Gonzalez 2019

    • @grosebud4721
      @grosebud4721 4 년 전 +9

      Emily Du Toit and all his future Adsense for all of his now older videos

    • @slatt674
      @slatt674 4 년 전 +11

      “Why are there so many quotes?”
      ~Cyprius

    • @Neon-vh3pe
      @Neon-vh3pe 4 년 전 +3

      “Copyright strike him.” -UMG

    • @dweagon
      @dweagon 4 년 전 +1

      Damn it sand man

  • @sophiab6239
    @sophiab6239 4 년 전 +3998

    Danny: *too lazy to google whether it’s true or not*
    Also Danny: *makes a whole skit about it*

    • @laintripp
      @laintripp 4 년 전 +10

      😂 I was gonna comment that but I checked to see if someone else did 😂 nice job

    • @miriamfuchs1065
      @miriamfuchs1065 4 년 전 +1

      Sophia Bellini

    • @paarthania3694
      @paarthania3694 4 년 전 +4

      @@laintripp yeah she commented the same thing 1 day after me and got all credits xD

    • @somekidwithacomputer2939
      @somekidwithacomputer2939 4 년 전

      Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha yes he dum dum dum dum dum

    • @convictpf
      @convictpf 4 년 전 +4

      s t o l e n

  • @Dallas_-lx6vj
    @Dallas_-lx6vj 년 전 +75

    An actual spoopy fact is that on September 11th, 2001, Seth Mcfarlin (Family Guy creator) missed his flight because he was hungover. the same plane that crashed into the 2nd tower that morning. He almost became a victim on 9/11 just by pure luck.
    Also, the famous scene from All Quite on the Western Front (1930) with a French soldier trying to pull himself up with a barbed wire fence only to get blown up and have his dismembered hands still clenching the wire, was put there because one of the soldiers working on the movie remembers it while peeking his head over the trench after the French retreated to see 2 hands still holding on ( this is not spoopy more like movie trivia that I remembered after watching Wendigoons video on the move it's a good video and I recommend if your into creepy stuff)

    • @rodrigolefever2426
      @rodrigolefever2426 년 전 +7

      I think someone who worked at pixar also missed a flight in 911 that was hijaked

    • @violentsponge2657
      @violentsponge2657 년 전 +7

      Moral of the first story is always get blackout drunk the night before your flight 😊

    • @Personngl
      @Personngl 9 개월 전 +5

      I'm pretty sure the iron man actor was also hungover and missed 9/11 same with other popular people

  • @GibusWearingMann
    @GibusWearingMann 년 전 +12

    shame on that time traveller for sharing random presidential trivia instead of the world-changing pandemic apocalypse that would commence in two short years

  • @izceray
    @izceray 4 년 전 +21545

    The Martian one is scary because they probably wear size 13 nikes, men's size 13 nikes.

    • @dgdlovebot
      @dgdlovebot 4 년 전 +145

      Lol

    • @addangel
      @addangel 4 년 전 +840

      I understood and enjoyed this reference

    • @angelvu
      @angelvu 4 년 전 +658

      lol I wonder how the weather is up there

    • @kitwarrior4life124
      @kitwarrior4life124 4 년 전 +59

      AAAAAAAAAH!

    • @belle6624
      @belle6624 4 년 전 +421

      Bruh the martians life must be so hard, why can't the martians find a species taller than them ugggh

  • @easterbunny8291
    @easterbunny8291 3 년 전 +2166

    “He would become president in 2082”
    Well at least we know we’re making it past 2020

    • @luistowersss
      @luistowersss 3 년 전 +13

      😂😂😂😂

    • @NorthernGreenEyes
      @NorthernGreenEyes 3 년 전 +7

      Haha XD

    • @mike_wasosky5809
      @mike_wasosky5809 3 년 전 +23

      *we won't all*

    • @erinjackson8119
      @erinjackson8119 3 년 전 +11

      Fiona's Procreate Life I don’t think any of us will truly be alive

    • @TheMangomelon789
      @TheMangomelon789 3 년 전 +30

      There isn't a presidential election scheduled for 2082 anyway, unless the election system changes between now and then. That said, considering the conspiracy indicates the person will be the 56th president that also means that there are 12 presidents between now and then (including Trump and assuming no assassinations or other extenuating circumstances). Doing the math, that only allows for 4 two-term presidents between the current year and then. That's 8 one term presidents (a heck of a lot considering most in history have gotten two terms). Maybe we'll get lucky and Trump will be one of them, lol. Also, maybe we should be worried, haha. Why tell us only that one thing? Unless... maybe Jaynou is evil and becomes president because he is VP or further down the line of ascension and he assassinates the real president and everyone else before him in the hierarchy. That would explain the 2082 start date for his presidency... but not the word "elected" in the meme. Hm........
      Have I wildly over thought a fake internet "fact"? Why yes, yes I have.

  • @shreksirlsoulmate2917

    "It starts to cool down"
    October in Canada: ❄️❄️⛄❄☃⛄❄️

  • @maisie4514
    @maisie4514 6 개월 전 +10

    Is anyone else rewatching all of Danny's spooky videos for spooky month?

  • @e.n8461
    @e.n8461 3 년 전 +6489

    I was so scared After reading the alligator story, that I never went into an alligator's mouth for weeks.

    • @kathleenbryan9830
      @kathleenbryan9830 3 년 전 +385

      So sad 😔 hope you’re in a better place now, one with more alligator mouths for you to crawl your way into 😚🥰

    • @cherrish1615
      @cherrish1615 3 년 전 +249

      Holy crap man, only for weeks?
      i'm still not jumping into alligator mouths because of that spine chilling story

    • @cherrish1615
      @cherrish1615 3 년 전 +29

      @@kathleenbryan9830 yeah fr

    • @inugamiwang9704
      @inugamiwang9704 3 년 전 +105

      I can't even look at an alligator now

    • @yqbzrxs
      @yqbzrxs 3 년 전 +8

      Why would you do that anyway

  • @2m8o15
    @2m8o15 4 년 전 +2039

    Its actually called “Troxler’s Fading” where if you stare at a particular thing for an extended period of time it seems to move
    Its an optical illusion

    • @piggycounticecream
      @piggycounticecream 4 년 전 +82

      Lizzy Baby no wonder why whenever I look at my ceiling it starts to move and that I’m not high all the time

    • @2m8o15
      @2m8o15 4 년 전 +52

      PiggyCountIcecream nah brah, youre stoned😂😂😂

    • @piggycounticecream
      @piggycounticecream 4 년 전 +5

      Lizzy Baby oh-

    • @blanketion7961
      @blanketion7961 4 년 전 +11

      Lizzy Baby lmao my ceiling has a weird design so yea ig when i look at it too long it starts moving

    • @reni5941
      @reni5941 4 년 전 +3

      Lizzy Baby this happens with my bathroom carpet

  • @heyitspsych
    @heyitspsych 5 개월 전 +5

    I love the little detail in 5:04 where there is a picture on the tv behind Danny

  • @cellytron
    @cellytron 년 전 +36

    I probably rewound that hilarious “man, FUCK!” at 10:20 about 1,020 times

  • @basicallystevenuniverse511

    Missing sand is terrifying, that’s why I count every grain of sand everyday all day, to make sure none are missing.

    • @illegalpancakes9289
      @illegalpancakes9289 3 년 전 +170

      How many grains have you counted?

    • @Broccolie
      @Broccolie 3 년 전 +397

      @@illegalpancakes9289 at least five

    • @Jspeggg
      @Jspeggg 3 년 전 +91

      same...im on 10^60

    • @Jspeggg
      @Jspeggg 3 년 전 +92

      @@the_floridian_human2603 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK IM SO SCARED

    • @the_floridian_human2603
      @the_floridian_human2603 3 년 전 +61

      @Cattail lord i don't know! But if we don't find it we're next in the chainsaw chair!

  • @rudefuxers
    @rudefuxers 4 년 전 +732

    TV: *murmers*
    Everyone: Yep. That's the Devil.

  • @ha4tolover
    @ha4tolover 6 개월 전 +8

    its 10/9/23, its been four years. still love coming back and watching these old videos, so glad that danny has kept his content similar becuz i will never get tired of it!

    • @remu_moony
      @remu_moony 개월 전 +2

      16/3/24 and I'm back rewatching this too. sup Greg

    • @ha4tolover
      @ha4tolover 개월 전

      sup greg, im still around B)@@remu_moony

  • @Elfieee13
    @Elfieee13 11 개월 전 +12

    10:37 I’m pretty sure this actually happened in Florida and it was “fuck dem gators” don’t wanna mess up mans last words✌🏻✨

  • @idk-uk8gp
    @idk-uk8gp 4 년 전 +652

    when he said “mAn FuCk ThAt AlLiGaToR”
    i felt that 👊😔

  • @eyevee85
    @eyevee85 4 년 전 +3063

    Scary story: dolphin man not finding a new friend 😭

  • @Mx.muffin
    @Mx.muffin 7 개월 전 +11

    The thing with the mirror where you start to see something scary is actually real to an extent, but it's not because your brain is bored. It's when you stare at yourself for long enough in the mirror while in the dark, your brain starts getting paranoid and starts making you "see" scary stuff. I assume that this would intensify depending on what you believe or if you're scared of the dark.

  • @rue11bc43
    @rue11bc43 5 개월 전 +2

    you're not as safe in an alligator's mouth as you might have thought...

  • @xandram4715
    @xandram4715 4 년 전 +15043

    "When you stare at yourself you see a scarier version of yourself."
    Danny sees drew

  • @PixelCat6000
    @PixelCat6000 년 전 +13

    The hangman one just made me laugh

  • @larsonpiano6420
    @larsonpiano6420 5 개월 전 +3

    2:55 not kidding, this actually happens to me and I’ve heard it happens to other people. The left picture is a surprisingly accurate depiction of what the reflections look like.

  • @user-fv3qj7xh6r
    @user-fv3qj7xh6r 3 년 전 +8014

    I like how the devil only shut down the tv's in the US and nowhere else

  • @sirprincesslulu
    @sirprincesslulu 4 년 전 +979

    "I'm too lazy to look up if this is true"
    *proceeds to write, act out, and record an entire sketch about if it was true*

  • @CarolineCalvano
    @CarolineCalvano 개월 전 +2

    i love that the mayor is differentiated with a pink plastic combo hat

  • @johnp2883
    @johnp2883 년 전 +4

    11:25 lmfao Phineas and Ferb stole it to make their backyard Beach

  • @oshy2128
    @oshy2128 4 년 전 +1049

    “I’m to lazy to google wether this is real or not”
    *makes a whole f-ing drama scene about chopping your floor open and your mayor creeping in your house and stealing your floor*

  • @saulgudino315
    @saulgudino315 4 년 전 +1303

    Daughter: “that man looks like the guy in the basement!”
    Dad: *laughs* “That’s your mother sweetie. But that’ll be you if you tell the cops!”

  • @imtiredhowaboutu7134

    7:44 pov: the baby found its real dad

  • @eggmon420
    @eggmon420 7 일 전 +2

    Fun fact: The reason those stains look like faces is because our brains are trying to make sense of the randomness going on. This is called pareidolia.

  • @gusqoi
    @gusqoi 4 년 전 +9340

    danny: i’m too lazy to google it
    also danny: makes a short film about the mayor stealing the floor

  • @kurtis_town
    @kurtis_town 2 년 전 +4823

    is everybody gonna ignore the fact that the search bar suggested “did buzz and woody kiss”?

  • @mali9707
    @mali9707 년 전 +2

    Danny: “I guess this would be scary to me if i was-“
    Ad: “SIMPLY PIANO?”

  • @jeridon6081
    @jeridon6081 7 개월 전 +2

    9:10 also, rhe fast that Danny didn't mention how fucking insane it would be to have a Kitchen Floor that is just raw and un-tiled/paneled concrete like its a manufacturing warehouse

  • @365MRYOLO
    @365MRYOLO 4 년 전 +907

    *Guy just casually walking down the street*
    Baby: It’s morphing time.

  • @interpretus
    @interpretus 개월 전 +1

    "If you're laying in bed, and it's completely silent, sometimes your brain will make noise because it's bored" Danny I think that's called tinnitus

  • @mcbeeftarts
    @mcbeeftarts 8 개월 전 +4

    Here's a scary story: My shimeji stole a thumbnail, I didn't notice until I glanced over and saw Craig holding a picture of Hitler.

  • @minamoon1426
    @minamoon1426 4 년 전 +1523

    Nobody:
    The devil: *makes soft murmuring sounds and turns off everyone’s TVs*

    • @365MRYOLO
      @365MRYOLO 4 년 전 +6

      Thanks, my ears fell off yesterday so I couldn’t experience this moment for myself😁👍

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 년 전 +1

      Sounds like someone was having a schizophrenic episode.

    • @redvalkyrie9551
      @redvalkyrie9551 4 년 전 +4

      The devil: "ugh ew what is this on the tv"

    • @tornadofoo5167
      @tornadofoo5167 4 년 전 +1

      I'd be like cmon man like I was watching that. Devil: (murmers) no u weren't. Me: yea ur right

    • @fxx5970
      @fxx5970 4 년 전

      "hi guys.. um i'm the d-devil ... hh.. um.. i turned off the t-tv because um..."

  • @mike-kl4qy
    @mike-kl4qy 3 년 전 +2003

    Nobody
    Not a single human
    The devil: sdccccccvx 👉👈

    • @contaminxted9404
      @contaminxted9404 3 년 전 +6

      LOL

    • @kikuoisthebestandnoonecant1915
    • @uh3336
      @uh3336 3 년 전 +159

      "ⁱᵐ ᵍᵒⁿⁿᵃ ᵏⁱˡl ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵐᵒᵐᵐʸᵃⁿᵈ ᵈᵃᵈᵈʸ ⁱᵈʳⁱⁿᵏ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇˡᵒᵒᵈ ᵒᶠ ᵛⁱʳᵍⁱⁿˢ-" 👉👈

    • @iamme3941
      @iamme3941 3 년 전 +16

      @@uh3336 👉👈

    • @uh3336
      @uh3336 3 년 전 +14

      @@iamme3941 👉👈

  • @unfunny_guy1
    @unfunny_guy1 년 전 +1

    "Mr. Sandman, stole all my sand." - Danny Gonzalez

  • @whytho9728
    @whytho9728 7 개월 전 +3

    Cute that he says october is his fav month and thats when his first kid will be born

  • @KreamCheeCucumber
    @KreamCheeCucumber 4 년 전 +393

    Literally no one:
    Brain: Man your face is a snooze fest... I'd rather look at a *corpse*

  • @trebasketball2347
    @trebasketball2347 4 년 전 +942

    me: *going to tan on my local beach*
    beach: *is gone*
    me: who tf stole my beach

  • @iloveboobies0614
    @iloveboobies0614 년 전 +3

    I GOT AN AD RIGHT AFTER HE SAID "i guess this so would be scary if i was a fuckin.. **Mr. Clean Magic Eraser. Powers through tough stains.**

  • @lovebirdwillingten

    Charles Darwin: **discovers humans**
    Also Charles Darwin: **eats them**

  • @dti6342
    @dti6342 3 년 전 +3259

    Fun fact: Charles Darwin didnt have pets. He had dinner.

    • @gracemodeoof4676
      @gracemodeoof4676 3 년 전 +5

      Yh ik that

    • @PrimerBandOfficial
      @PrimerBandOfficial 3 년 전 +35

      Why WHY WHYYYYYY! I hate Charles Darwin for eating his pets That he soposedly LOVED 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @canyatellmehowtogettosesam6429
      @canyatellmehowtogettosesam6429 3 년 전 +10

      Me:Wait does ewok count as a pet
      *Charles Darwin smashes through door*
      Me:Oh oh god no noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooöooooooooooooooooo

    • @doodledevore4374
      @doodledevore4374 3 년 전 +26

      @Draven White Fun fact: facts are fun without the fun and fact.

    • @KB-nq8zb
      @KB-nq8zb 3 년 전 +3

      *Ppkjjjzaae*

  • @stealthpoint
    @stealthpoint 4 년 전 +1861

    Here's something scary
    The original title was "scary stories that aren't scary"

  • @humanoidshone2413
    @humanoidshone2413 년 전 +8

    8:00 it’s an anniversary

  • @CarolineCalvano
    @CarolineCalvano 개월 전 +1

    my dentist: i call this one the chainsaw chair!
    the dental hygienists: 👁️👄👁️

  • @inactiveaccount2774
    @inactiveaccount2774 4 년 전 +990

    Baby: * sees man outside *
    Baby: *_OH YEAH IT'S GO TIME_*

  • @ieatedgod
    @ieatedgod 3 년 전 +4497

    Danny: sometimes they’re worded really poorly,
    My mind: let’s together bath

  • @Someperson12532
    @Someperson12532 6 개월 전 +3

    this video was made 1452 days ago.
    Or, easier to undestand, one day more than four years ago

  • @VincentCivitano
    @VincentCivitano 년 전 +4

    I love how the Russian child said that there were tall aliens who breath co2 on a different planet. Sounds an awful lot like the Na’vi in avatar. Giant aliens who breath carbon dioxide on a different planet.

  • @patchwork2239
    @patchwork2239 4 년 전 +1035

    “It’s sweatpants season.”
    “It’s sweatshirt season.”
    *breaks down door*
    I guess you could say it’s
    s w e a t e r w e a t h e r

  • @elsypie9834
    @elsypie9834 4 년 전 +553

    Kid: Oh, like the dead guy in our basement.
    Dad: *Thought I got rid of that thing.*

    • @tree7887
      @tree7887 4 년 전 +2

      *Mom walks Into the room* Wait, Whos that? I D O N T H A V E A M O M

  • @tri-sapien6487
    @tri-sapien6487 년 전 +3

    Even if the Buuz Aldrin story was true, it could be the same case as with eye witnesses. They truly believe they saw something when they actually didn't.

  • @A-tranQuility
    @A-tranQuility 개월 전 +1

    My favorite part was when the baby said its babying time and babied all over the place

  • @Lemilie
    @Lemilie 4 년 전 +700

    The troxler effect is misrepresented. It actually is that when you stare at a point for a while, the surrounding area will visually fade away

  • @kinnro_ro
    @kinnro_ro 4 년 전 +1230

    "laying in bed and it's like completely silent,sometimes your brain will start hearing things cuz it's bored"
    *_Laughs in Deafness_*

    • @lulubeukes2296
      @lulubeukes2296 4 년 전 +42

      I'm so sorry i laughed so hard

    • @Alnoots
      @Alnoots 4 년 전 +61

      I think it would be scarier if you were deaf and heard stuff then
      (Edit - see comments below for discussion, but I am saying for this instance "if you were deaf and heard sounds only in these circumstances" it would be scarier if you were deaf. I'm sorry if my word choice seemed rude)

    • @taffytuck1665
      @taffytuck1665 4 년 전

      @@Alnoots you don't deserve a like

    • @Alnoots
      @Alnoots 4 년 전 +13

      @@taffytuck1665 I apologize if my sentence sounded strange or rude, but I was referring to the specific circumstances above. Those who are unable to hear, see, or other impairments I 110% believe should get the opportunity to have them if the opportunity presents itself. I'm sorry again about my wording of it, I can see how it would seem bad out of context ^^.

    • @taffytuck1665
      @taffytuck1665 4 년 전 +6

      @@Alnoots aw fucking auto correct i meant you do but thank you for taking time to write an apology
      Edit:you werent making a joke oh

  • @hampusstockman594
    @hampusstockman594 년 전 +1

    The guy who stole the beach is just every single minecraft player ever collecting sand. Smh

  • @fandomgodmother4903
    @fandomgodmother4903 4 년 전 +1422

    Danny: Did they really think we wouldn’t look it up?”
    Also Danny: “were the fastest growing army on KRplus don’t look it up”

    • @krisdoesart9643
      @krisdoesart9643 4 년 전 +45

      But the fact said look it up and it was false, Danny says not to look it up and it is true

    • @josie310
      @josie310 4 년 전 +1

      @Okay. Aye don’t look it up 🤦‍♀️😯

    • @krisdoesart9643
      @krisdoesart9643 4 년 전 +1

      Okay. Aye that's cause it's true. but don't look it up

    • @lotheeus
      @lotheeus 3 년 전

      @@k3tr1n48 @K3tr1n4 but why should her , we all know it's true, but we don't ever look it up
      NEVER
      not, that we doubt it or anything like that... It's just not worth it.
      Because honestly, we all know it's true. and if one of us feel the need to check it out, that's mean he/she don't have enough confidence to take it as an absolute indisputable facts nor does he/she has enough trust in Danny's word.
      And both of these characteristics does not belong to one of us GREGS.
      it's more fitting for...
      😱🤮CRAIGS🤮😱
      and as you all know our motto in GREGS HQ:
      Which is something along the line of:
      "long live the glorious GREGS ,and may the CRAIGS burn in hell eternally"

  • @shyyluv802
    @shyyluv802 4 년 전 +1981

    Don’t you just hate it when your mayor steals the floor?

  • @aves3901
    @aves3901 11 개월 전 +2

    This fall it’s gonna be October and you know what that mean…danny gonna be a DAD!

  • @AverageGTAfan
    @AverageGTAfan 8 개월 전 +2

    That baby from the thumbnail fell from 9 spooky stories… I’ll see myself out

  • @user-sd5kw1nt9c
    @user-sd5kw1nt9c 4 년 전 +703

    Charles Darwin: *exists*
    Animals: *sweat nervously*

    • @charitysellman5679
      @charitysellman5679 4 년 전 +23

      Chuckles, I'm in danger

    • @cheese1010
      @cheese1010 4 년 전 +3

      *Oh shit I’m a dog now. Well, Woof woof*

    • @Mrlaggy99
      @Mrlaggy99 4 년 전 +4

      Charles Darwin: I'm gonna do what they call a pro gamer move.

  • @lukathebazooka6518
    @lukathebazooka6518 4 년 전 +3258

    Baby: * chillin by window*
    Man: * walks by*
    Baby: Aight ima head out
    Edit: Lol thanks for 7 likes