NEVER DO ANYTHING AT 3AM (Jaystation Reaction)
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- 게시일 2018. 06. 11.
- Don't even think about doing anything at 3 AM. Are you crazy? That's when spooky scary crazy stuff happens! You don't wanna end up like this guy ImJaystation. He's always doing challenges at 3 am and the most spooky creepy things happen to him! OMG! You're not gonna believe this! Gone Wrong! Uh oh! Zoinks!
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**DO NOT CALL CHINESE RESTAURANT AT 3AM!!! (OMG HE CAME TO MY HOUSE!!!) (THEY GAVE ME FOOD) (GONE SEXUAL) (NOT CLICK BAIT!!)**
I'm so scared are you ok 🥺😎😰😎😓🧐😰😱😲😰😰😞😼😼😼😽👽👽💙💟💘😾💖😭😩😱👺😢😓 five year olds in a nutshell
I mean, it isn’t click bait.
OMG WHAT DID YOU ORDER 🐵🐳🐵🐳🐵🐳🐵🐳🐵🐳🐵🐳🐵🐳🐵🐳🐵🐳🐵🐳🐵🐳
Oh no, it can’t be
*(THEY HAD PRETTY DECORATION OMG OMG OMG)*
jay: i can’t even lift my arm
his arm: 🔽🔽🔽🔼🔽🔼➡️🔼➡️🔼➡️🔽🔽🔼🔽↗️🔽⬇️🔼↘️🔽↘️➡️⬇️↗️🔼↘️🔼↘️⏪⬇️⬇️⏪⬇️↗️↗️↗️🔽➡️⬇️⬇️➡️
Am I the only one who tried doing this with my arm 😅
🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽🔼🔽
I literally hurt my arm and now I can’t lift my arm up and it is my right arm and I am right handed can use my hand but when I try to lift it up it hurts
stolen
@@shalomjonas1179 nope
I’m surprised no one is talking about how sinister it is that Jaystation explicitly told his audience of children that if they wanted the voodoo doll to work, they’d have to cut themselves and put their blood inside it. And then immediately after, he shows them that “it works” when he feels the pokes that his friend makes.
FR!!
yeah!! like he said “DNA”, so he could’ve just said he spit on it or something, which kids do all the time anyway
or even just like their hair which is still a bit much but like its better than telling toddlers who love you to cut themselves for something that “really works”
Exactly!! I'm shocked nobody is talking about this
I love how he put “gone wrong” in the title of the voodoo doll video, because what exactly would a “headless voodoo doll challenge” gone RIGHT look like???
😭😭😭
lol
News report: Man found dead in house, no head. A doll with no head was seen on table, assumed to be a voodoo doll, assumed his death happened.
Last video was called “Don’t do the headless voodoo doll challenge at 3 AM.”
Don’t look at the news at 3 AM.
well clearly the gone right is when his head falls off becasue that's what was supposed to happen
Gone right would be if he'd actually died and never posted another video
“I can’t raise my arm”
His arm: 👋👇☝️🤞🤟👋🖖🤌👏🙌
BRUH IK HE JUST RAISED IT AFATER HE SAID THA T SHANNDKND
i just posted the samd comment🤣
I have yet to watch this video and this makes it look like his arm grew another hand because of the last emoji
What is the 🤌 symbol? Am on a laptop. There are hand emojis. What is the box for?
@@r00b27 Spoiler: It did
the fact that people think this shit is real makes me genuinely upset
Same
Same
Same
Same
When I was little I used to believe in it, I’m so ashamed I did now, like I literally had nightmares from his videos XD
I simply cannot imagine people like Jaystation having an average conversation with a real human being I am astounded that people like this have friends and partners.
FOR REAL!!!
This comment aged well! Just goes to show how insightful OP is!
Seems there are even more retarded people on this planet then what we thought
Hopefully he's normal off camera 😂
@@riskyronaldTurns out he was not 😅 Drew Gooden has a good video on it
The 3 a.m. guy: "Hey I want' Jesus Phone number!"
Pope: "Stop calling me and get some help, son!"
XD
this did not age well
@@noobi7802 💀
haha
@@pitiantifriz the pope died
“I can’t even raise my arm anymore!!!” *Raises arm multiple times directly after*
Holl Dagg he also held the camera with that arm 😂😂
then points at the camera too.
Holl Dagg I thought I was the only person who thought this ty
I like how he's hiding from a serial killer but decided to cut his head off to pass the time
The real question is... If he was trying to pretend this was real... Why didn't he just play dead? Is he saying he's a god and is immortal?
Brendan DiStefano I mean yeah, if you were running away from a serial killer wouldn't you cut off your head? Like just for fun? No?! Why? Oh your not crazy?
@@endme4771 because it's -fake- real
WhY ThO
@@endme4771 would be funny to see that twist now, jaystation Jesus 2.0
Love how Jaystation is more traumatized by seeing candles than being hunted by a serial killer lol
It was 3 am when the video started, then they made a voodoo doll, which took less than a minute because when it's done it's still 3 am.
Flawless logic
boom
They can manipulate time obviously
don't you understand? at 3am time stands still so Jay can do 3am challenges. what is it, a 3:01am challenge? no!
@@eddie-rosen 🤣🤣🤣
He's that one character in horror movies that dies before the movie even starts.
Silent Rose he dies while the commercials
He is the character who dies at the very beginning to introduce the monster
@@kaleighmellor7353 oh shit you right😂 my mistake, dude
True as fuck
THICK DINO NUGGET GANG FOR LIFE
POV: I’m your serial killer Mickey Mouse boyfriend and I snuck into your house at 3 am because you wouldn’t pick up the phone baby
You better watch out for my vampire dad. I’m with the boss, after all.
YES *Y E S*
This one sentence activated my fight or flight instinct
@@Bea-xl9rb don’t you mean your “flight or flight response. Because it makes me wanna get out of here or get the FUCK out of here!”
@@ChucklateChip oh and my ex Batman
to be fair, seeing mickey mouse do something crazy and then reasoning, "does he have powers? okay i've actually seen him wearing a wizard outfit before so that makes sense" is extremely funny
He 100% made up that tutorial on phone numbers so his army fanbase of 6 year olds start spam calling asking for Mickey Mouse’s number as revenge 😭
fuck
His poor grandma, she probably tryin to sleep and hears WHAT'S UP GUYS
its loud enough to wake the dead, probably how he does his vids
Well that's true, but you gotta cut him some slack for that. That's not worrying at all compared to the fact he's leading a "serial killer" to his grandma's house.
*WAATSSSSSSS POPPOINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN GUYS
“WHAT’S up guys, I’m here at my GRANDMA’S and we’re attempting the Alter Your Grandma’s Will And Then Bump Her Off Challenge!”
*AHHH MY HEAD*
So it's two years later... Jaystation was just charged with assault, mischief, and some other stuff for pretending his girlfriend died without her consent for views, I'm sad to say I'm really not surprised lol
We all knew this would happen
It’s a good thing that his whole channel is now demonetized
***with her consent
But it’s still terrible
I heard of the news and went "yup, sounds like JayStation"
As someone who has seen my fair share of 3AMs, these are absolutely hilarious now that I’m older. One video scared me when I was younger, but it was the actual suddenness of the Furbie showing up and not anything else.
These videos used to scare me when I was 12 and I believed everything on the internet. Very embarrassing phase, but now I just laugh at the videos I used to believe
9:45 Jay: I can't even raise my arm anymore guys.
Also jay: Proceeds to raise his arm up to his chin, and holds camera.
That is possibly the most HORRIBLE Mickey Mouse impression I have ever heard.
I can agree with that.
IKR lol 😂
*best
Agreed,
That’s the mick mice bruh swear gaoed
DO NOT look at the moon and sun simultaneously while singing the Star Spangled Banner backwards twice in a boat! (Gone wrong) (Actually died) (Barely survived) (Gone sexual)
DONT TRY AT 3AM (FOUND DEAD BODY IN BOAT)
Literally this dude
Lol
You forgot at 3am
@@Fitxh i wrote it
what annoys me the most is how many times he says "guys", it could turn into a drinking game
Lmao, You'd die within the first three minutes D:
after just one video you probably get liver poising tbh
"Why did he Google the time?"
Well judging by what one of his exes said about him buying blackout curtains to make it seem like it's 3am at any hour of the day, I'd wager he googled that once, screenshotted it, and just pulls that up every time he wants to show it's 3am. Guarantee that 95% of his videos aren't filmed anywhere near 3am.
i was waiting for someone to say this. notice how we couldn’t see what he searched or the time in the corner of his phone
The words: "I've face timed everyone from Jesus to santa claus" is probably the funniest thing I've ever heard
@Hayden Hamill ok 7 year old I actually suffer from depression and people with real depression don’t just say out loud we keep it to ourselves
@Hayden Hamill how do you know he has sadness and not depression, you literally just said you don’t have depression lmao
@Hayden Hamill since you said it was a joke
@Hayden Hamill *society made me this way 😔😔😔😔😔😔😚😚😟😔😔😋🥳😛😔😔😔😚😔😔😣😔😣😔😣😔😔😔*
@Hayden Hamill depression is a mental illness that has many other symptoms than just being sad for no reason. I am not saying you for sure don’t have it, but it’s way more complicated than that.
Three things
1. Does his grandma know he’s there
2. Is she trying to sleep
3. Yeah he’s getting left out of the will
IM GLAD SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED ITS LIKE 3 AM AND HES YELLING LIKE HELL AND HIS POOR GRANDMAS PROBABLY TRYING TO SLEEP LMAO
Dumbledore: “how often do you get hunted down by a magical mouse”
Snape: “ALWAYS”
Poor Grama
Rando Anime Person *_Grama_*
Absolutely
9:45 "I just got all cut up, I can't even raise my arm anymore."
*proceeds to raise arm*
Edit: holy I got 283 likes on this comment at the time of typing this thank you all
Edit 2: man 333 likes that's crazy bro
I'm so glad you pointed that out he like freaking waves it every ware after saying he can't move his arm
Lol
Are you saying this guys content is fake? Unbelievable.
@@screencriminal1973 lol
*proceeds to get a profile picture*
As a kid (4-5 years old), I would watch KRplus videos, most of the time without parents. I watched a LOT of this guy. I like to think it was the reason for most of my paranoia at the time and for a while I was always looking over my shoulder. I'm sure it sounds stupid, I mean- this guy isn't even scary, but to a 5 year old it was like watching illegal torture tapes.
dude I'm so sorry that happened to you. JayStation basically profits off the exploitation of his younger audience like this, and the worst part is that basically nobody knows about it. Everyone knows to restrict R-rated movies to kids, but no one really cares about the horrific stuff that's on this platform. I hope your paranoia/anxiety gets better :)
@@supernovaxs9480 ❤❤❤
Lol get therapy
@@maddieb.4282 lmao I can't afford it, but this also did happen a while ago, when I was younger, so it doesn't really affect me very much anymore 😘
"i can't raise my arm anymore"
*flails arm around aggressively*
galaxy mind. CLICKBAIT 🧐
Yeah I tought I was the only one who was annoyed by that
Glad I’m not the only one who did notice
@@Vwemmy oof you almost have 666 likes
I waz gonna do this comment but then i saw yours and people would bully me for copying and being a furry
We gonna ignore that he is teaching children to cut themselves and drip blood to make a voodoo doll
He ruined micky mouse for children
Ernesto Delaroca I love your profile picture
@@zamunomu2380 thanks
and yet tells them not to do it
Ernesto Delaroca but he tells them to make it
He is YELLING in his GRANDMA'S HOUSE at 3AM. That is FORBIDDEN.
9:44 "I am still cut and I can't even raise my arm anymore!" He says while raising his arm
''We're hiding from a serial killer''
*talks at the top of his lungs to the camera*
*WE’RE HIDING FROM THIS GUY WHO IS ABOUT TO MURDER US SMASH THE LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE BUTTON AND HIT THE BELL AND JOIN NOTIFICATION SQUAD **#LIT*
IN MY GRANDMAS HOUSE
*YES IN MY GRANDMAS HOUSE AND WE ARE PREVENTING HER BEAUTY SLEEP BY SCREECHING AT 3AM*
lovely goldfish LMAO
I just posted a comment that's fucking identical to this one without realizing it. Great minds think alike, eh?
Do not look in the mirror at 3.00 am (gone wrong) (SAW MYSELF)
oop-
**BARELY SURVIVED** **POLICE CAME** **GONE SEXUAL**
I did that and its the scariest thing I ever saw
Spoopy
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Deep Breath* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
This gives me an idea for a video game, where you play as an actual demon or ghost trying to hunt down annoying KRplusrs with varying levels of difficulty. A tuber like JayStation would be easy mode or the tutorial level.
Please make this an actual game because it sounds amazing lol
@@geekgirl_luv4262 Honestly? I've been wanting to learn to code for a long time, so I might make this a little one-off someday soon.
Did this man really just ask his audience that most likely consists of only children if he look hot with Mickey Mouse ears
“SEW IT BACK ON.”
“ARE YOU SURE?”
He really asked if he wanted his head sewn back on.
"Are you sure?!"
"Actually, nevermind. Being decapitated isn't that bad"
@@floralferret7688 fr
@@sarahscott3906 fr fr
@@q-titan_9994 fr fr
@@peppy_youtube5946 fr fr fr?
“can’t even raise my arm anymore”
His arm: ⬅️↙️⬆️⬇️↗️↗️⬆️↖️↗️⬇️⬆️➡️↘️⬅️↙️
Ur pfp and name 😂
Fr tho
@JAYDEN HERRERA WOAH
@JAYDEN HERRERA LMFAO. I-
@JAYDEN HERRERA PFFT-
I feel bad for the people trying to sleep in that hotel and just hearing some grown man yelling about micky mouse
I mean as a witch I can confirm that I do get most of my supplies from craft stores 💀💀
yeah and i get my spell candles from the $2 store lol
As another witch,I can also confirm we get all our supplies from the craft store
As another other witch, I can also confirm
I also agree lol
I get so much shit from the dollar store. They have everything from spices to candles to glass jars 😅
Jay: my arm is all cut up I can’t even raise my arm
*raises arm*
fr- 💀
No one can stop Jaystation, he is all powerful.
*also proceeds to flail it about through the whole video*
666th like
699
Do NOT disrespect Robert the haunted doll. Not because he’s a haunted doll or anything. He’s just really self conscious. It could seriously hurt his feelings. Don’t do it.
LaurelBelle lmao
*that is true*
Ikr!
YES STOP ROBERT BULLIES
@laurelbelle apparently his owner was a four year old called gene. Gene blamed all of the things HE did on Robert..
Now Robert is in a mueseum and you cannot take pictures of him. Its bad luck and you will apparently feel pain in your legs. =D.
9:44 "I can't even raise my arm" *starts waving his arm around and raising it*
I love how he says he "LITERALLY CAN'T MOVE HIS ARM ANYMORE GUYS" whilst moving it, then proceeding to wave it around
Jay: “I can’t even move my arm”
Also Jay: _throws up several gang signs with said arm_
jezz
@Claire Murphy hawt
Several gang members then took out JayStation (ignore that he’s still uploading unfortunately)
Edit: nvm I went to check and he hasn’t uploaded in 4 months
Edit edit: he’s got another channel that’s still uploading..... fuck
@@Dgero when will he stop...
@@jokeer722 when is the heat death of the universe
Why tf is he screaming so loud at 3am in his grandmas house??? Let grandma sleep >:(
Elite Clasher721 stfu idiot I will beat u in fist fight go and square up lil homie cmon shape up fool
@@Nicklovesmw2 Really? It's actually a disrespect...Knowing that people need sleep plus. it's in someone else's house.
Chad shut the fuck you little 5 year old
Chad someone needs a little nap :3 💀
Lmaooo
10:55 obviously a ploy to annoy Disneyland because he got kicked out of Disney
LMFAOO I THOUGHT THAT
Just realized that at 6:36, his friend says "I dont wanna be reliable for anything" when he means he doesnt want to be "LIABLE" 😂
“i can’t even raise my arm” *raises arm*
Emma THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING
Emma Jay: I can’t even raise my arm this is unacceptable *proceeds to flail arm around*
666
Emma
“I cant even raise my arm”
*flails it around everywhere and holds phone with it the entire time he is holding it.*
I was 800th like on this comment
I am humble
Started a drinking game - every time he says “guys” I took a shot. In 2 min I was already in alcoholic coma
Dude named Sixteenleo did just that, got absolutely KRUNK by the end of it. It was wild
DO NOT TRY TAKING A SHOT EVERY TIME JAYSTATION SAYS GUYS AT 3AM CHALLENGE!!! (GONE WRONG) (REALLY SCARY) (ACTUALLY DIED)
@@imogenoliver-jones2687 (FUCKING DIED!!!) NOT FAKE (NOT CLICKBAIT) (REAL) (VERY REAL)
Once you pointed it out I can’t stop noticing it I can’t believe you’ve done this
LOL
I love how he consistently says "inside" instead of just "in". "Put the number inside my phone"
"Mickey inside the show"
i love how he can both hide from a serial killer to keep his own life and make a video at the same time. what a multitasker.
gotta stay on that grind 💪🏻
DO NOT PLAY CANDY LAND AT 3AM WITH GIRLFRIEND WHILE WHISTLING THE JEOPARDY THEME AND EATING OVERCOOKED MEATLOAF ON A CRASHING AIRPLANE THAT IS ON FIRE WITH AN ALLIGATOR THAT HAS ASTHMA!!!! (GONE WRONG)
How could this go right?
underrated
comment right here
Im GoNnA dO iT.
OH MY GOODNESS!!!! GUYS, ME AND MY FRIENDS WERE DOING THIS AND THEN SUDDENLY ONE OF THEM WERE MISSING!!!!! THIS WAS A FEW YEARS AGO AND SHE’S STILL MISSING TODAY!!!!! DO NOT AND I REPEAT *DO NOT* PLAY THIS GAME!!!
Maddymaehey The overcooked meatloaf part is what got me for some reason 😂
Btw, he said “guys” 58 times. Yes, I counted.
Rabbit woah
Great Scott
That's a lot of shots
that’s far too many guys for my liking
I admire your determination
"Do not play the 11 miles ritual at 3am in a boat!"
...so you're saying... don't do the car ritual... in a boat... got it, makes sense-
" I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO JESUS "
Had me dying.
Can you actually imagine filming this as a grown ass man. What
Dillon_Thunder what does he even say when people ask him what he does for a living?
it’s beyond embarrassing but also reassuring in a way. like i may not be doing great in life but at least i’m not this dude
I feel like it’s akin to filming a public access kid’s show
angry kitten face he’s making so much money for this low/no-effort bullshit though :< it feels unfaif
ShrugSzn there are many many people who do that or exploit their children to do it
Jaystation: I'M HIDING FROM A SERIAL KILLER
Also Jaystation: *yells ever single word he says*
Basically yes
Princess Videogame
OH NO THE MURDERER IS ALMOST TO MY ROOM
CAN YOU GET THE POLICE HERE I THINK IM IN TROUBLE
OH HEY MURDERER DONT FIND ME
Litterally what i said
Also says where he’s hiding
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS THE SERIAL KILLER FOUND ME AND I'M ABOUT TO GET AN AXE IN MY HEAD, BE SURE TO SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON AND IF WE HIT 1,000,000 LIKES MY LIFE WILL BE SPARED (sobbing) please.....smash the like button
i like how goofy it is when jay is so unserious in every dark situation☠️☠️
9:48 I can’t even raise my arm anymore guys! *proceeds to raise his arm a few seconds later*
Jaystations top 3 words
1. Guys
2. Omg
3. *Generic spooked sound*
Also *WHAT DA HEEEECKKK*
And screaming
GUYS OMG I JUST SAW HIM *GENERIC SPOOKED SOUND* OMG IM SO SCARED RGHT NOW GUYS, LKE AND SUBSCRIBE GUYS IF YOU WANT ME TO SURVIVE GUYS OMG *GENERIC SPOOKED SOUND*
And “omg my girlfriend is dead!”
Dont forget "whauaht da hayck"
i love how he's more scared of mickey mouse than a serial killer
but Mickey Mouse is scary tho
Dellsk yea his EYE fell out
Brooke Hall he should do a video with Sam an Colby an be around actually spirits real ouji board shit I’d be he’s cry
Jaystation: "hey whats up guys crazy story im actually being chased by a serial killer right now"
Also Jaystation: "OH MY GOD A PLUSH MOUSE JUST TOUCHED MY NECK OH MY GOD IM GONNA DIE"
@@issacherry8598 trueee
This is the type of stuff me and my friends would make at a sleepover if we were feeling a little goofy
lil goofy
4:05
It actually started in 4000 BC.
Here's some information if anyone wants to read it.
( it's from Google so think of it as me doing the work for you.)
Minkisi (the plural of nkisi, which literally means "things which do things") are 19th century wooden figurines, in the shape of humans, created more than a century ago in Kongo (present-day DRC and Angola.) Conceptually, Minkisi are containers that capture the spirit of the dead and make it available for use by the living, through a complex relationship of people-thing-spirit. They have been distributed across the world by God, and attributed special powers. For the BaKongo people, malevolent spirits are everywhere, and no illness or death is accidental. Therefore, chiefs and minkisi must be used to counteract and appease these powers. The living can use the Minkisi to inflict harm upon a person, ranging from a headache to falling off a cliff. However, the living cannot simply control the spirit of the Nkisi- there are two steps to the process. Firstly, a person seeking help-- to catch a thief or have a healthy pregnancy-- must visit the local chief, nganga and ask him for help. For pay, he will contact the Nkisi and ask it to find the culprit or solve the problem. The crucial role of the chief, nganga is filling a medicine pouch and attaching it to the nkisi, or even incorporating in the nkisi's body. The pouch can then be filled with various substances, depending on the nkisi's purpose. This medicine gives the Nkisi power and officially identifies it as a spirit. The Minkisi have they have their own will and are considered very similar to people. The Minkisi imposes rules, and if you violate them, it can punish you.There are many different categories, both physical and metaphorical, in the Minkisi. The most important minkisi are vital agents of justice for whole communities in terms of wealth, justice and healing. During the Belgian colonization of the Kongo, Minkisi were severely repressed, firstly because they were considered pagan and secondly because they were considered dangerously powerful witchcraft. They were burnt or confiscated, and members of the military deemed them members of an opposing political force.
The Voodoo doll:
Although its origins are not completely clear, the Voodoo doll originated in the Fon people of present-day Benin. The Voodoo religion was created in slave quarters in Haiti and Louisiana, when the faiths of various peoples began to intermingle. I will be focusing on the use of voodoo dolls in Louisiana, which grew enormously during the life of Marie Lavaux, the 'queen of Voodoo'.The word Voodoo itself means spirits and Voodoo is a religious or magico-religious practice which aims at connecting spirits and mortals. This interaction is only possible through a magical process using a gris-gris. A gris-gris' definition is nuanced-- it can either be the magical act or the object used for magic, or even both. Voodoo steers away from its more religious base into the superstition it is commonly associated with when a gris-gris is treated as containing the magic in itself. Spirits are no longer the strongest force; the magic can come from the gris-gris itself. The voodoo doll is a gris-gris, but can be used as a religious object or a superstitious one depending on how the user treats it. The voodoo doll is usually a small, soft doll representing a person, though the extent of physical detail may vary. This doll, lying alone on a table, is no different from any other type of doll. However, the sharp pins which accompany the doll make it a voodoo doll. The person handling the doll has complete control over the doll, and can push the pins into the entirety of its soft body, attaching strands of hair or the name of the subject to the doll. The concept rests on this body being the material incarnation of a person, although religious usage of the voodoo doll uses outside spirits.
Both the voodoo and the nkisi doll are inanimate objects to whom great powers are attributed, but in different ways. When these objects are given agency, the supposed segregation between thing and human is further blurred. Externally, the two figurines may seem similar in their function, but their purpose, materiality and use in social context differentiates them greatly. The Nkisi is very much used to maintain and regulate social order, whereas the voodoo doll is extensively used for personal needs. This is crucial to understanding the nuances of the doll.
Definitions:
Minkisi: A thing that does things.
Nkisi: a spirit personality controlling a particular activity or function. Also, a material composite through which such a spirit can be approached.
Nkondi: a loosely defined class of nkisi whose functions included “hunting” witches and other unknown wrongdoers. Many are wooden figures stuck full of nails and other hardware. From konda, to hunt at night.
Nganga: expert owner-operator of an nkisi.
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Voodoo: A religion that is derived from African polytheism and ancestor worship (Merriam- Webster)
Gris-gris: An amulet, charm, or spell of African origin (Webster dictionary)
Loa: Spirits in Voodoo religion.
Legba: He is the most important spirit, who gives or denies permission to speak to the other spirits. He is the first and last invoked in Voodoo ceremonies.
Back to The Voodoo doll.
Everytime this guy says "guys" do 5 sit ups (you'll probably get abs)
I might actually try this
Ashley Campbell Let us know how it goes!
@@nicegoatdoctor8224 lol I actually did this yesterday! My body hurts so much though, but I had fun doing it
I wanted to like this comment but I had to keep the likes as 69 😂
I appreciate this. Instead of the usual “take a shot” or something you’re out here encouraging a healthy lifestyle. Good for you
Guys, please don't call Danny Gonzalez at 3 AM! (gone wrong) (thanos sang despacito) (Pewdiepie surrendered to T-series)
omg i did it it was so bad guys help me guys guys guys
*_18+_*
*France Surrenders*
*My Mom Saw*
*OMG TERRIFYING!!!!*
Danny, you absolute masterpiece. I love how you watch these videos and react to them like they're 100% real. It brings so much light to my day
I never know whether to take Danny's spooky-disclaimers seriously or not
I love how he’s at his grandmas screaming at 3am she’s probably like “shut the f**k up and let me sleep!”
Dakota Olivier LMAO-
this comment made me laugh
lol
@magna mos, HHHHH
Why isn't anyone talking about how they were screaming while his grandma was trying to sleep
Danilo_Pro I was thinking this while watching. Like, have some respect for grandma... smh 🤦🏻♀️
Why is nobody talking about Robert? It’s a real haunted doll that. Gives any person that disrespects it bad luck, so.. Danny now has bad luck.
Danilo_Pro I thought the same thing
She's probably used to their dumb shit.
I'm so mad about your pfp. Why steal from Stryder7x?
DANNY IM SO HAPPY YOU HAVE YOUR SUBTILES ALL ADJUSTED THANK YOUUU
YEAH FR
9:44 “I can barely even move my arm guys” Continues to shake his arm around
isn't this the same guy that pretended his girlfriend was dead for clout
Obviously he's a knobhead
Yep
Yes it was
@@nom4481 I love you
yea
he looks like he started a party in his parents house back in the 90's but never went to sleep to this day
Fausta the beautiful vegaaaan
He's too spooked to sleep
Fausta are you a VEGAN? Because.. you're really SEXY
YOU ARE THE BEAUTIFUL VEGAN MESSIAH
this is amazingly specific, but this is so correct
Jay: about time you picked up, I need to talk to the highest in charge, which is--
Customer Service Rep: Walt Disney’s cryogenically frozen head?
That would've improved this "totally real video" _immensely_ 😊
Holy crap, i´m bingewatching your vids since hours Danny... you`re a genius...both channels deserve many comedy awards. Thanks 4 everything
Stop glazing
imagine being in the hotel room next to him while he is screaming about mickey mouse
I would wonder if he’s mentally ok, and if my parents had heard him, we would’ve left the hotel.😀
@The Overrated Channel *F* that! 😂 Why should *I* have to change hotels at 3am cuz *his* inconsiderate self? I woulda called front desk and raised heck til I got *him* kicked out the hotel for being noisy af at 3AM 💁🏼♀
@@Griselda_Puppy it’s not actually at 3am
honestly I think the weirdest part for me is watching one of his friend operate Mickey with like a string or whatever, I’d probably: A, wake up, B, hear this, C, look out the door, and D, see someone just moving a Mickey Mouse doll yelling “I’m bEhiNd yOU!” like an idiot.
@@Simplifried i totally agree lol
“Mickey is a mouse, he doesn’t like cats”
... but.. Minnie has a cat???
He just REALLY hates the cat but won’t say it because Minnie likes it
And like-
Mickey and Minnie are supposed to be dating right? Aren’t they siblings or did I get sum wrong- 👺
it's why he won't marry her
In another universe Minnie has a dog
@@ihavecripplingdepression4273 Where did you hear they are siblings o.o
I love how blood cells dont have a nucleus (which holds the dna) so there would be no dna in the doll like he said he needed ( I pay attention in science class ) :D
White blood cells and platelets do have DNA, though. Most of the time in any given drop of blood, you'll have a mixture of plasma (no DNA), red blood cells (no DNA), white blood cells (has DNA), and platelets (has DNA).
@@bluefireanimations3712 I meant to delete this comment.thanks though
DNA can exist outside of the nucleus... Also, there are all sorts of cells in blood.
"i don't wanna be reliable for anything" lmao
Title~ DONT TRY THIS AT HOME!
Video~ “alright guys, for this challenge, you’ll need...”
To unsubscribe to Jaysation.! That's all , now he will come into your house and scream into yur face " why did u unsubscribe? !?" And the person that unsubscribed was never seen again
eric olsen damn, thats to spoopy for me
I don't know what most of these challenges he named even are, so even if I planned doing them, I'd have to research it, whenever i need to look something up immediately, my phone will usually run out of battery and so I'd be instantly done and fall asleep....
So, having a shitty phone saves lifes ! ^^
Then do it somewhere else
YOU’LL NEED A SHARPIE, GLITTER, GOOGLY EYES-
“I’m hiding from a serial killer at my grandmas house!” Proceeds to yell his location...
Grandma: why the Frick are you using my house?! Use your own... Dang kids...
He's practically saying "HEY MURDERER COME GET ME!!!!"
@@roobee1234 those vids are -fake- real
AT MY GRANDMAS HOUSE! STILL HIDING FROM THE SERIAL KILLER! *Serial killer* Oh so he's at his grandmas house...
@@emmaestvold8622 haha
Fun fact: Robert the doll is a haunted doll who you can visit in a museum and if you take pictures of him or mock him some things in your life will spiral, some people have gotten in car wrecks because of it aswell as suffering severe injuries. That’s about the realist thing on jay’s channel.
ImJayStation: Don’t [insert do something] at 3am!
Also ImJayStation: Does the exact thing he said not to do
This guy sounds like he would say:
I JUST KILLED MYSELF *NOT CLICKBAIT*
Lol
Lmoa
@@danielburke3472 "Lmoa"
Laughing my off ass?
Lmfao at this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mickey Mouse keeps hitting me up at 3am :/
OMGracie 11905 he hit you wit that 'wyd bigheadddd 😝😝😝😝😝😝 hoohoo'
🎶One, don't pick up the phone
You know he's only calling 'cause he's drunk and alone
Two, don't let him in
You'll have to kick him out again
Three, don't be his friend
You know you're gonna wake up in his bed in the morning
And if you're under him
You ain't getting over him🎶
Omg you guys are hilarious
Don’t mention cats omg !1!!1!1!!!!!
Same
Jay: DONT DO THIS!
Also jay: so this is how you do it
Jay is on some petty shit by putting the Disney Customer Service on blast like that
Honestly, it’s so sad how his audience is easily manipulated by him.
Yea
Get this a 14 year old watches this crap
At my school
@@devonoknabo2582 omg really? do they believe it? or do they just find it entertaining for some reason?
I was watching his videos so I can laugh at how dumb they are...so he pretended to buy a phone off of the dark web or something that apparently belonged to Jeffrey Dahmer....
Jeffrey Dahmer died in 1994.
@@alixthegod7398 they didnt really have cell phones in the 80's... what did the phone look like lol. and have you been on the deep web yourself?
GUYS DO NOT TRY TO EAT A BURRITO WHILE DOING THE MACARENA AND BAKING THREE CAKES IN A YURT IN EAST ALASKA WHEN THE MOON IS WANING AND YOU’RE IN A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH A PIECE OF COTTON CANDY (GONE WRONG)
Oddly specific.
IMMA DO IT
Well there go my plans.
Yeah, that's always rough *Smh*
I'm in a toxic relationship with a piece of cotton candy so I think I'm safe
This could be a drinking challenge. Take a shot every time JayStation says "Guys".
14:15 smash
NEVER PLAY MONOPOLY AT 3AM WHILE DRESSED UP AS A CAT WITH A PICNIC BLANKET NEXT TO A MELTING PIECE OF ICE
(Gone Wrong) (Werewolves) (Barely survived) **NOT CLICKBAIT**
Awww Man. What am I supposed to do on Saturday night?
@@maddiecrisp9682 cry
@@skeptical_dragonfruit That was already part of my plan. Guess that part extended a but🤣
@@maddiecrisp9682 same tho 😔✊👊
Oh really
Jay: *Calls Disney*
Disney: *Answers within a second or two*
Jay "WELL IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU PICKED UP. KEEPING ME WAITING."
Jaystation is a Karen confirmed
imjarenstarion
@@qtheroix9800 No,no *IMSPEAKINGTOTHEMANAGERSTATION*
The first thing I think of when I see "Do not call so and so at 3 am" is that you're going to disturb them because it's the middle of the night.
my favorite part of the video is when Jaystation's friend says "I don't wanna be reliable for this" when his line was clearly supposed to be "I don't wanna be responsible for this" but somehow no one noticed he clearly messed up his line and that made it to the final cut.
Imagine the grandma seeing a demon in her house and she's just like "oh little jaystation with the demons again" lol
@Claire Murphy she shot her husband
I read that in an Irish accent and I'm not sure why.
@Claire Murphy Jay facetimed him at 3am
@@SpetzTheGuy nah he rap battled em to death
@@sarcasmuser8235 maybe the grandmas Irish, (is jaystation Canadian?)
*DO NOT eat a burrito while listening to minecraft songs while also using a hot glue gun at 3:00 AM (SCARY) (NOT CLICKBAIT)*
Aw man! There goes my plan for the weekend!
wait, i just had a session with the late night, chipotle, minecraft troom troom club.... oh sHI-
Bee Mattice I think he will do it XD
U forgot to put GONE WRONG
Fish-Stick Overlord oof 😅
Everyone dunking on Jaystation for getting scared of those candles obviously wasn't thinking about how they were left _burning unattended_ 😱