Doctor Reacts To Twilight “Medical” Scenes

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  • @riyaanand22
    @riyaanand22 개월 전 +6230

    "Bella dying while Edward hands the baby to her"
    Mike- "Yes, skin to skin is important" 😂😂

    • @margarbieadams8200
      @margarbieadams8200 29 일 전 +51

      😂🤣😂🤣

    • @mirandakoenig3090
      @mirandakoenig3090 29 일 전 +31

      This hahahaha

    • @tinytt854
      @tinytt854 27 일 전 +36

      Never had kids, I see. The light headedness and weakness after having a baby is pretty close to almost dying.

    • @bumblebee898
      @bumblebee898 25 일 전 +7

      That was hilarious 😂😂😂

    • @WeAreThePerfectStorm
      @WeAreThePerfectStorm 25 일 전 +13

      I had a c section and was awake for it. If I hadn't pre requested not to see my child immediately after she was born they would have handed her to me too while still sliced open. Laugh all you want but that part definitely was not the point of the docs commentary

  • @Maria-zk3sw
    @Maria-zk3sw 개월 전 +9688

    "oh no she's gonna eat the scalpel"
    "oh is he eating the baby?"
    IM DECEASED

    • @luzytb4681
      @luzytb4681 개월 전 +60

      XDDDDDDDDDDDD I CANT

    • @dm4121
      @dm4121 개월 전 +102

      Ask doctor Mike to perform chest compression on you then😨

    • @tyrondacoleman2694
      @tyrondacoleman2694 개월 전 +9

      😂😂😂😂

    • @dietotaku
      @dietotaku 개월 전 +40

      so is bella 🥁

    • @akshen92
      @akshen92 개월 전 +29

      Someone call the ambulance. Imma perform chest compressions. 👩🏽‍⚕️

  • @KH-gj3ih
    @KH-gj3ih 27 일 전 +658

    I probably drove my entire family nuts as they were trying to sleep and I was roaring with laughter over the entire c-section scene. “Isn’t he a vampire? Can’t he just spit on her and bring her back?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SashaThePhoenix
    @SashaThePhoenix 28 일 전 +640

    -the placenta detached by accident when Bella tried to pick something up by bending over, so they had to do an emergency c-section
    -the placenta has the same level of invulnerability as vampire skin, so the only thing that can cut through it is vampire teeth, hence the stomach biting.

    • @mykajones2308
      @mykajones2308 26 일 전 +31

      Ohhhhh

    • @WeAreThePerfectStorm
      @WeAreThePerfectStorm 25 일 전 +40

      Magical teeth versus very sharp scalpel 😅 but yeah that makes more sense to me now too.... in a way

    • @garbage69353
      @garbage69353 16 일 전 +5

      Well yes, the placenta AND embryonic sac yes

    • @d.5432
      @d.5432 15 일 전 +7

      Oh thanks for clearing that up. I was so confused

    • @khushbuluhar11
      @khushbuluhar11 10 일 전 +3

      Yes

  • @VeronicaGarcia-hf7jb
    @VeronicaGarcia-hf7jb 29 일 전 +1728

    “Aren’t vampires worries about blood-borne diseases?”
    Gives a whole new meaning to “Drink responsibly.”

    • @andriannalu4991
      @andriannalu4991 27 일 전 +35

      Honestly I never considered that they could get blood-borne diseases. Now I can't help but consider this a possibility

    • @daniverdusco9452
      @daniverdusco9452 27 일 전 +29

      Okay, but their bodies just regenerate constantly, so would it be a problem?

    • @silasthesnail
      @silasthesnail 27 일 전 +10

      In ‘Only lovers left alive’ they actually mention this a lot, talking about “bad blood” and how they can only get blood from a specific source

    • @tinytt854
      @tinytt854 27 일 전 +29

      They are dead.
      The diseases aren't catching. 🤷🏿

    • @marianelachiu7582
      @marianelachiu7582 27 일 전 +9

      @@daniverdusco9452 maybe it would be like getting food poisoning?

  • @covidfeverdream
    @covidfeverdream 개월 전 +2804

    “Is she okay? She looks frail.” as Bella dies sent me.

  • @chicvintage1736
    @chicvintage1736 27 일 전 +337

    Of course Carlisle is in desperate need of a transfusion. He’s a vampire. He literally had almost all of his blood sucked out of him before he became a vampire.

    • @garbage69353
      @garbage69353 16 일 전 +9

      That is canonically inaccurate. The vampire who turned him did so accidentally and hastily, so not much blood was removed.

    • @pamhernandez6565
      @pamhernandez6565 7 일 전 +2

      I laughed too hard at this comment! Thanks for the laugh!

  • @TiaTaya
    @TiaTaya 27 일 전 +433

    I love how he said the long hair doesn't look good on the actor that played Jacob, I've been saying that forever and nobody agreed 😭 thank you doctor i agree 😂❤

    • @Meimoonei
      @Meimoonei 24 일 전 +2

      You mean taylor lautner

    • @IAMYOLO2020
      @IAMYOLO2020 22 일 전 +9

      I agree, Taylor Lautner looks way better with short hair

    • @Galaxy_wolfy14
      @Galaxy_wolfy14 20 일 전 +2

      Yeah short hair definitely suits him better

    • @rileysjonger4192
      @rileysjonger4192 13 일 전

      How about let's not comment on people's appearances lmfao.

    • @lizm5303
      @lizm5303 13 일 전 +3

      Lol, yeah he looks much better when he gets to lose the wig he had to wear for a while.

  • @Itsjustjazzduh
    @Itsjustjazzduh 28 일 전 +2069

    “Is he disgusted at the situation that she’s dying or his chest compressions? I can’t tell”
    I CAAAAAN’T.

    • @lizm5303
      @lizm5303 13 일 전 +4

      Jakob is in love with Bella too and hates that she chose Edward, he is disgusted that she is dying because of that choice.

  • @amritaraghunathan6050
    @amritaraghunathan6050 개월 전 +9122

    It's Edward literally throwing Bella into a wall and making it so much worse that gets me like he really just went the extra mile and sliced off half of her arm lmaoo ✨

    • @claireallen-qd9bb
      @claireallen-qd9bb 개월 전 +98

      frrr 😭✋🏽

    • @thepubknight6144
      @thepubknight6144 개월 전 +167

      To be fair, Jacob is a werewolf and he was taking it easy with his chest compressions as he would of crushed her sternum if he would of went all in
      Same as Edward

    • @XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX
      @XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX 개월 전 +124

      ​@@thepubknight6144I hate that trope, it's called control. That's like saying strongmen can't do chest compressions or recommending EMTs to not weight train 🙄

    • @lauraladyll
      @lauraladyll 개월 전 +96

      It’s not out of the ordinary for ribs to break during CPR. It’s more important to keep the person alive than it is to protect their ribs.

    • @lich109
      @lich109 개월 전 +32

      ​@@thepubknight6144That doesn't make sense, you don't have to give it your all, just push enough to get the chest two inches down.

  • @er4148
    @er4148 25 일 전 +135

    "You'd think the bags under her eyes would go away too"
    "...oh they do. SpOkE tOo SoOn" sent me

  • @rachelklein9752
    @rachelklein9752 28 일 전 +121

    Fun fact: I went to middle school with the actress who played Rosalie (Nikki Reed). I love this video as it has been cracking me up especially when he says "Babies are vampires."

    • @juliakercsmar6587
      @juliakercsmar6587 17 일 전 +5

      Wait wait wait ✋ you witnessed her "thirteen" era??? Im guessing you just knew her name but still. Thats cool

    • @ImNotQualifiedToSayThisBut
      @ImNotQualifiedToSayThisBut 7 일 전

      You might potentially have doxxed yourself just now

  • @Jah_LEASE_yah
    @Jah_LEASE_yah 개월 전 +4773

    “Isn’t he a vampire? Can’t he like, spit on her and bring her back??” I laughed for way too long at this.

    • @andreea_sayuri
      @andreea_sayuri 개월 전 +13

      Samee😂

    • @ageisyanejc
      @ageisyanejc 개월 전 +7

      Me too hahaha

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 개월 전 +6

      “Isn’t he a vampire? Can’t he like, spit on her and bring her back??” I laughed for way too long at this.

    • @srehtodnacipE
      @srehtodnacipE 개월 전 +2

      “Isn’t he a vampire? Can’t he like, spit on her and bring her back??” I laughed for way too long at this.

    • @GhostKingDeAngelo
      @GhostKingDeAngelo 개월 전 +20

      Why are people copy pasting the original comment?

  • @courtneymarti8199
    @courtneymarti8199 개월 전 +5748

    All these horrible injuries, and the grossest thing in this video was that SALIVA SHARING CLIP - WHAT ON EARTH!

  • @Justlov4
    @Justlov4 27 일 전 +23

    "FANCY RESIDENT COMING IN WITH THE TEAL SHIRT AND TEAL TIE AND PALE SKIN!" I love that Doc Mike was like everyone is anemic LMAO I really wanted Doc Mike's reaction to the horrible cgi baby LOL

  • @duh2042
    @duh2042 27 일 전 +31

    Since he's been a doctor for such a long time, Carlisle is so used to working with people and blood that he's able to ignore that thirst.

  • @Tammisherry
    @Tammisherry 개월 전 +3153

    Dr. Mike: "I hope I don't regret this."
    Everyone, all at once: "You're going to regret this."

  • @minnathesinna
    @minnathesinna 개월 전 +1505

    *Bella on the table like half eaten*
    Mike: oh yeah so skin to skin is important, we definitely recommend that.

    • @clairer342
      @clairer342 29 일 전 +22

      I laughed out loud for like a whole minute at that 😂

    • @JStep-tl8zx
      @JStep-tl8zx 9 일 전 +3

      I’m wheezing 😅 I’m gonna remember this every time I watch that part of the movie now

  • @LlannaaJorgan
    @LlannaaJorgan 26 일 전 +53

    As a note, he bit the placenta open because (according to the book) they had previously discovered through trying to get a sample of amniotic fluid that the placenta was as solid as their vampire skin meaning no knife would be able to break it. Only vampire teeth (or I guess werewolf teeth) are strong enough to break through, so biting her open was actually always the plan, they were just expecting it to not be an emergency c-section with Carlisle not even on site yet

    • @lizm5303
      @lizm5303 13 일 전 +5

      Considering Edward is Bella's husband in the birth scene, she wouldn't want Jacob to be the one using his teeth for the c-section.

  • @Morganlily23
    @Morganlily23 26 일 전 +47

    Dr. Mike I have answers to your questions 😅
    • They are fine around blood because they drink animal blood instead. However the one vampire reacted because he hasn’t been without human blood long enough so he is still fighting the craving.
    • they aren’t worried about about blood illness because they heal
    •it’s not ginger ale she is drinking blood
    •he was biting her to give her venom and also get the baby out I would assume. But it’s so if she did die at least she has his venom in her so she can come back as a vampire. And he gave her extra to help her but she was already dead so the extra wouldn’t have worked.
    • there probably isn’t any bacteria from Edward because they heal and stuff but idk. Also the baby bit her.
    •Jacob wasn’t disgusted he was like he knew it was gonna happen, he warned her.
    • the doctor technically would have gotten his training hundreds of years ago so that may have explained some of his mistakes.
    • he didn’t stomp on the leg he grab it and broke it with his strength.
    I think that was it 😅
    I have watched these movies too many times 😂

  • @ESkye91
    @ESkye91 개월 전 +1893

    "That's bad vampire health care!" -- Too funny

  • @lorelisromancastro4457
    @lorelisromancastro4457 개월 전 +772

    “THIS IS BAD VAMPIRE HEALTHCARE” had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @tracyleesmith781
      @tracyleesmith781 28 일 전 +4

      Nooooo I was deeeeaaad!!😂😂😂😂
      And congrats for his response to u. ❤❤❤❤

    • @lorelisromancastro4457
      @lorelisromancastro4457 28 일 전

      @@tracyleesmith781 Thank you! I gotta admit I freaked out a little when I saw it!!😭🥹🥹🥹

    • @BrooklynSaunders718
      @BrooklynSaunders718 27 일 전 +2

      Right 😂😂😂

  • @stephsaguudefan1753
    @stephsaguudefan1753 26 일 전 +54

    For some more context on the baby delivery scene. The baby's placenta detached which made the baby freak out and start kicking. It's very strong, like way stronger than an adult human, and in the process of kicking it broke her spine. The part where Edward is biting her wound is actually him trying to break the amniotic sack because it's also stronger than usual and won't just break on its own. The part where he lays the baby on her chest and you hear a weird sound and she says "ow" is the baby trying to latch onto her breast, but it has teeth and it bit her, so it hurt her. If you have more questions let me know.

    • @star_baker
      @star_baker 7 일 전

      Why did the make the latch bite so loud 😭

    • @stephsaguudefan1753
      @stephsaguudefan1753 7 일 전

      @@star_baker So you could tell what's happening without them having to show her breast. And also because the baby has fangs.

  • @pedrostormrage
    @pedrostormrage 27 일 전 +48

    4:39 "They (the vascular surgeons) do their little stuff, and by little stuff I mean they actually fix the injury" One might argue that's actually big stuff 😛

  • @susand2729
    @susand2729 28 일 전 +771

    *Edward monches Bella's incompetently C-sectioned abdomen*
    Dr. Mike: "I've delivered 30 plus babies. I've assisted dozens more. Never seen a surgeon do that."
    Help I'm crying 😂

    • @lizm5303
      @lizm5303 13 일 전 +2

      The reason Edward is doing that is because Bella's abdomen is very hard and is beyond any normal doctor's help, Edward has to use his vampire teeth to do the c-section.

  • @JustaBladeofGrass
    @JustaBladeofGrass 개월 전 +1040

    “You’re not circulating the GODDAMN MEDICATION”
    -Doctor Mike

    • @agapeeternal
      @agapeeternal 29 일 전 +14

      I lost it at this omfg 😂

    • @mylifewithmarmalade4624
      @mylifewithmarmalade4624 29 일 전 +16

      Right? I love how passionate he his about this ACLS vampire edition sequence. I also just envision Dr Mike as an attending saying this to a med student who completely flipped out during a code and forgot all the protocols.

    • @HSMfanatic17
      @HSMfanatic17 28 일 전 +5

      You're not circulating the venom which is transforming her!!!!

    • @Shad0wst3pz
      @Shad0wst3pz 28 일 전 +5

      Sounds like if Gordon Ramsay was a doctor instead.

  • @Zay_istocoolForu
    @Zay_istocoolForu 12 일 전 +14

    “Oh look it’s that same dude”😂 4:19….😅

  • @Galaxy_wolfy14
    @Galaxy_wolfy14 26 일 전 +38

    8:18 "oh, she wants vampire" help im dying 😂😂😂😂

  • @sveltetread447
    @sveltetread447 개월 전 +1919

    Remember Guys. If a werewolf is injured. always ask them Howl' they're doing

  • @turtleduck9198
    @turtleduck9198 개월 전 +1252

    Dr. Mike is the best/worst person to watch something with, he would break down everything.
    “Aren’t vampires worried about blood borne diseases? These are problems you should think about as a vampire!”

    • @sandiesandholm1236
      @sandiesandholm1236 개월 전 +112

      My first thought when he said that was "dude, they're already dead!"

    • @AngelJuliet
      @AngelJuliet 개월 전 +43

      @@sandiesandholm1236 plus they rapidly heal so it probably wouldn’t matter

    • @Lane_y0195
      @Lane_y0195 개월 전 +19

      @@AngelJuliet he makes a really good point though because how quickly could they heal from blood borne diseases?

    • @lauraelliott6909
      @lauraelliott6909 개월 전 +14

      ​@@Lane_y0195 Vampires don't have blood anymore.

    • @anishawoods8443
      @anishawoods8443 개월 전

      Mike, they're already dead… What's a disease going to do? Kill them again?

  • @AnushaMoondra
    @AnushaMoondra 19 일 전 +9

    2:29 to this is I say
    Carlisle Cullen is a vampire with amazing vision and can move really fast
    I actually liked that bit because it show how he uses his vampire abilities to help ppl

  • @LostProxyNevermore
    @LostProxyNevermore 24 일 전 +9

    0:59 it’s part of the fight or flight response. It’s the less talked about response called the freeze response.

  • @kaleighbell6797
    @kaleighbell6797 개월 전 +1045

    I was hoping you’d react to the “drowning” scene after Bella jumps into the water, hits her head on the cliff, and gets pulled out by Jacob, who proceeds to do even worse chest compressions than in the post-birth scene 😂

  • @reddale5952
    @reddale5952 개월 전 +1016

    “She’s gonna eat the scalpel “
    “Is he eating the baby?”
    IM SNORTING LAUGHING RIGHT NOWWW😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @leahhalfpenny3335
      @leahhalfpenny3335 27 일 전 +13

      Right after that moment
      “ I felt like that was not just unethical but unconstitutional as well” 😂

    • @reddale5952
      @reddale5952 11 일 전

      @@leahhalfpenny3335 😂😂

  • @andreinalopez7876
    @andreinalopez7876 27 일 전 +13

    10/10 laughed so hard it triggered my asthma 😅 now I'm wheezing 😂

  • @an9358
    @an9358 22 일 전 +4

    “Hope I don’t regret this.”
    Everyone who’s seen the series: “Oh, but you will.”

  • @jaredp653
    @jaredp653 개월 전 +854

    Hearing Dr Mike saying "You're not circulating the goddamn medication" caught me so off guard it is the hardest I've ever laughed at one of his videos 😂

    • @Tooncesthecatwhodrives
      @Tooncesthecatwhodrives 개월 전 +11

      Just the randomness of him saying that is what’s so funny!🤣

    • @gingerhowe5247
      @gingerhowe5247 개월 전 +6

      I think that was one of the funniest parts. 😅

    • @Hiiiiiiii879
      @Hiiiiiiii879 개월 전 +4

      Staying alive

    • @erjusik
      @erjusik 29 일 전 +5

      I literally choked on my tea😂

    • @han.nah.
      @han.nah. 29 일 전 +3

      Would really appreciate it if he didn’t use God’s name that way though 😔

  • @_The_Archive_
    @_The_Archive_ 개월 전 +1963

    Fun Fact: Before casting, Robert Pattinson had never heard of the Twilight novel. He only attended casting because his American agent persuaded him and he liked Kristen Stewart's performance in Into the Wild.

    • @muhabbetkusukavun4292
      @muhabbetkusukavun4292 개월 전 +255

      The fact that that would be the worst and the best decision of his career

    • @maketycry3952
      @maketycry3952 개월 전 +88

      And he had burned through all of his Harry Potter money

    • @hamsanandini7647
      @hamsanandini7647 개월 전 +44

      Those two must have such a fun time dissing on that series lol

    • @mxbubbles4753
      @mxbubbles4753 개월 전 +46

      and he's regretted it ever since 😂

    • @aiden3627
      @aiden3627 개월 전 +61

      His interviews talking about how stupid these movies are is hilarious

  • @lamiadollers2020
    @lamiadollers2020 27 일 전 +4

    Your Reaction & Your Detailed Describing Words are so Practical & smooth & detailed..it's Refreshing to Witness your Reaction & Talk about Them...keep up the Awesome Work

  • @ashleywawrzyniak2402
    @ashleywawrzyniak2402 26 일 전 +5

    This was EVERYTHING I needed. Best reaction!

  • @error-titan-speakergirl
    @error-titan-speakergirl 개월 전 +528

    “I’d say she’s under acting” 😂😂 Dr Mike, you couldn’t be more on point even if you tried.

    • @CountryBuff08
      @CountryBuff08 개월 전 +35

      Either under or over. Kristen had no middle ground in these movies.

    • @grandmabecky7984
      @grandmabecky7984 개월 전 +3

      ​@@CountryBuff08 Was this her debut movie

    • @AnniCarlsson
      @AnniCarlsson 개월 전 +16

      Well Bella is not really a charismatic person

    • @lgt_jne
      @lgt_jne 개월 전 +1

      😂😂😂

    • @arianavail
      @arianavail 개월 전 +33

      @@AnniCarlsson I personally like to argue that Bella was written this way, it's not Kristen Stuart's fault, she played what was written.

  • @wmdkitty
    @wmdkitty 개월 전 +461

    Okay, the "baby-eating" was Edward opening the amniotic sac with his teeth because the scalpel wouldn't cut it.

    • @snowflakechoirox
      @snowflakechoirox 28 일 전 +85

      Yep. It had diamond strength just like vampire skin. This is the skin of a killer.

    • @reneeluv1986
      @reneeluv1986 27 일 전 +5

      @@snowflakechoirox 😅

    • @daniellespencer5026
      @daniellespencer5026 27 일 전

      @@snowflakechoirox the amniotic sack of a killer lol

    • @lizm5303
      @lizm5303 13 일 전

      I think someone needs to read the story to understand it.

  • @natalierose2686
    @natalierose2686 25 일 전 +6

    2:15 Dr. Mike saying that carlise can't just slap on a coat and pretend he's a doctor.
    I'm like excuse you he's been studying for 300 years 😂

  • @catharticdream
    @catharticdream 10 일 전 +2

    8:55 I just wanted to say thank you for blurring the needle 😭🥺

  • @shannona3613
    @shannona3613 29 일 전 +359

    "I felt like that was not just unethical, but unconstitutional as well" I am dying. the quotes in this video are too much

  • @hermionehp1100
    @hermionehp1100 개월 전 +580

    “Vampires should be worried about blood borne diseases!”
    That’s literally how I learned about HIV in 5th grade. We watched a cartoon about a vampire that contracted HIV.

    • @srehtodnacipE
      @srehtodnacipE 개월 전 +18

      Aight what's the name of the cartoon

    • @rhov-anion
      @rhov-anion 개월 전 +9

      Daaang we need to know the name.

    • @itsdune079
      @itsdune079 개월 전 +3

      @hermionehp1100 please tell us the name of the cartoon

    • @srehtodnacipE
      @srehtodnacipE 개월 전 +2

      C'mon don't be shy now just drop the title & it's all good 👿🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

    • @renskerotjes1349
      @renskerotjes1349 개월 전 +18

      okay butttt arent vampires dead? whats the worst that could happen, die again? lol

  • @biancaherminapetra5653

    Thank you so much Dr. Mike!! I haven't laughed so hard in ages and I really needed this.

  • @NeyMessiFCB
    @NeyMessiFCB 24 일 전 +4

    I haven’t laughed this much from one of your videos in a while.

  • @MADDIE-fw8mi
    @MADDIE-fw8mi 개월 전 +476

    "my simple human mind is thinking like AMBULANCE. And they're like *we're just gonna fly*"
    Got me crying with laughter. Dr Mike's humour Is hilarious 😂 😂

  • @MissFisher20
    @MissFisher20 개월 전 +206

    Not Doctor Mike ALREADY diagnosing them with deficiencies at the beginning of the movie😂😭

    • @dutchkel
      @dutchkel 28 일 전 +4

      To be honest we are quite deficient up here but usually it's Vit D. It's legit ha.

  • @iloivar
    @iloivar 21 일 전 +1

    I was ENTERTAINED. thank you for this video.

  • @brenna1425
    @brenna1425 26 일 전 +4

    15:29 “this is like a Gatorade commercial” LMAAO MIKE

  • @elmartell5724
    @elmartell5724 개월 전 +334

    Mike not having a single crumb of context is the best part of this process 😂❤

  • @strawberryentity3306
    @strawberryentity3306 개월 전 +393

    "I've never seen a surgeon do that :/" almost made me cry laughing, the way he's so serious about it too 😭

  • @slythexrin
    @slythexrin 13 일 전 +2

    "is he eating the baby?"
    I BURST OUT LAUGHING HELP

  • @lexymartin6841
    @lexymartin6841 21 일 전 +2

    I love how worried he was with every injury.

  • @SuperYellowcats
    @SuperYellowcats 개월 전 +234

    I love the “never seen a surgeon do that before” as Edward is biting her LOL

  • @rylandmarchetti9215
    @rylandmarchetti9215 개월 전 +552

    As a die heart twilight fan, vampires can’t die from diseases or injuries cause they’re immortals. The only way they can die is from ripping their head off. Carlisle doesn’t get the intense craving for blood cause he’s been a vampire for so many decades that it doesn’t faze him anymore. When you’re a vampire, you stop aging cause of immortality. And the reason why the first movie looks like everyone is so pale cause of the filter they chose to use. The reason why Bella’s bones and health in general is so brittle cause since the baby is half vampire; it’s sucking all the nutrients,vitamins and of course blood from Bella.

    • @Greentrees60
      @Greentrees60 개월 전 +53

      Also there is a special jterine lining around the vampire baby, which might explain why the scans look so wierd, and like all vampire skin ots impermeable with steel etc, which is why Edward uses his teeth.

    • @Greentrees60
      @Greentrees60 개월 전 +44

      There's a special uterine lining for the vampire baby which is impenetrable by medical technology (imaging, scalples) which probably explains part of why the scan looks so wierd, and is why Edward uses his teeth to rip it open

    • @Slashycent
      @Slashycent 개월 전 +49

      I'm pretty sure a Twilight vampire can even survive a decapitation, or any lost body part for that matter, as long as they have a chance to glue themselves back together with their venom.
      Now, if said exposed and highly flammable venom is ignited with fire, they're truly done for. 🔥

    • @lauraelliott6909
      @lauraelliott6909 개월 전 +29

      ​@@SlashycentYes, that's why when vampires want to destroy another vampire, they rip them apart and burn the pieces.

    • @MsLisa1114
      @MsLisa1114 개월 전 +2

      Thanks didn't know this❤

  • @priscillaippy
    @priscillaippy 27 일 전 +1

    This whole video was everything i didn’t know I needed

  • @elrehugo
    @elrehugo 23 일 전 +3

    I am a huge Twilight fan and I had a great chuckle now! Thanks Dr Mike.

  • @brittanyg533
    @brittanyg533 29 일 전 +288

    To answer the question on why Carlisle isn't reacting to Bella's arm bleeding: If I recall correctly, he's used to it. Years of becoming a doctor and helping people since he was bitten in the late 17th century has made him learn to control the vampiric urges. Been 15 years since I read the books, but Carlisle's story was the one I remember the most.

    • @MamaMoonHigurashi2023
      @MamaMoonHigurashi2023 27 일 전

      The Cullens are also what the vampire world calls "vegans/vegetarians". They only feed on animal blood, They don't drink human blood.

    • @barborajezkova8393
      @barborajezkova8393 26 일 전 +4

      since he was bitten in the17th century😭😭😭😭😭

    • @lets.get.intoit.
      @lets.get.intoit. 25 일 전 +10

      Also wasn't his 'power' self control?

  • @LeraShoxx
    @LeraShoxx 개월 전 +235

    "Oh, is he eating the baby?" 😂

  • @JessyIsSoFly91
    @JessyIsSoFly91 25 일 전 +3

    This entire video was just amazing! What a fun ride 🤣

  • @animemaniacify
    @animemaniacify 26 일 전 +3

    I never knew I needed this video so badly.

  • @shelbswashere
    @shelbswashere 개월 전 +240

    “he failed med school 101 in vampire diaries 103” got me dying

  • @The_Catnip
    @The_Catnip 28 일 전 +137

    "Oh no, she's gonna eat the scalpel!"
    I am dying 🤣

  • @jordynsparling1630
    @jordynsparling1630 27 일 전 +1

    this is literally something ive been waiting forrrr

  • @karenlieberman123
    @karenlieberman123 19 일 전 +2

    Dude you’re one of my favorite KRplusrs! Can you react to injuries actors/stunt doubles had while making movies next?

  • @suzie_do_you_copy
    @suzie_do_you_copy 개월 전 +216

    You can tell Mike has seen STUFF during his years as a doctor because his reaction to the whole part from Bella breaking her back to her dying after birth was way too calm compared to anyone else. Lol.

    • @LeahB31
      @LeahB31 28 일 전 +3

      I covered the screen with my hand.

    • @galllowglass
      @galllowglass 28 일 전 +8

      I can still hear her back breaking 🪦

    • @HSMfanatic17
      @HSMfanatic17 28 일 전

      You mean unless we knew what was about to happen and expected it.

    • @tarysunshine3878
      @tarysunshine3878 28 일 전 +3

      My eldest maybe close to a vampire baby. He took up a lot of calcium from my body it cost my hair, nails& skin to break. My second cost me.2 of my tooth

  • @shellyoss8754
    @shellyoss8754 개월 전 +175

    The comparison of Jasper dashing for a bit of blo*d and Bear dashing for a dropped crumb- 🤣

  • @glendajeankumi-woode8422

    "What about her bladder?! You gotta be careful!"😂😂😂😂

  • @CamillaZahn
    @CamillaZahn 17 일 전

    Thank you for this, I’ll be watching it everyday now 😅

  • @Nikki_g87
    @Nikki_g87 개월 전 +140

    “Is he eating the baby?” Nope, he was actually completing the caesarean with his teeth as (if I remember right) the scalpel wasn’t strong enough to cut through the uterus on account of the vampire baby

  • @NickZephyr
    @NickZephyr 개월 전 +159

    The “hi sisters!!” with Carlisle had me cackling 🤣

    • @Lavenrius
      @Lavenrius 개월 전 +3

      Omg same I was giggling so hard 😂

    • @lauryn5350
      @lauryn5350 개월 전 +3

      I woke my mom 😂

  • @amandagould2596
    @amandagould2596 27 일 전 +3

    This video was hilarious!! Some great commentary here 😂

  • @sethmiller6128
    @sethmiller6128 25 일 전

    Thank you for helping destract me from my pain

  • @nolegirl4god
    @nolegirl4god 28 일 전 +247

    You meant, "Save her, Edward" while saying, "Save her, Robert." 🧛🏻
    "Bad vampire healthcare" is so funny that you got me laughing and "is he going to eat the baby" kept me giggling.

    • @geisyanejc
      @geisyanejc 26 일 전 +14

      actually edward's name in real life is Robert hahhhahaha

  • @poprostuja8223
    @poprostuja8223 개월 전 +149

    I just wanna say that Sam is like an unsung hero of these videos.

    • @Marilynefc
      @Marilynefc 26 일 전 +2

      He was quick to answer questions too! Twilight fan I bet

  • @RockiinChick11
    @RockiinChick11 5 일 전

    This is probably one of the funniest videos ive seen in a while. Thanks for the laughs Dr.Mike!

  • @luziel3071
    @luziel3071 27 일 전 +3

    “ THIS IS BAD VAMPIRE MEDICINE” I died😂

  • @ebbsnori
    @ebbsnori 개월 전 +123

    "Oh no! She is going to eat the scapel!" Got me laughing sooo hard!! 😂😂

  • @StarRoseDragon5
    @StarRoseDragon5 개월 전 +207

    To their credit, I think the reason why they did an awful job at chest compressions was because they didn’t want to hurt Bella. Imagine having super strength and being so careful you don’t accidentally kill them. When Edward pushes Bella away his strength flings her into walls lol Same with Jacob, Bella punches him and she ends up breaking her hand. So in that sense, their hearts were in the right place but they are ill equipped for the task at hand

    • @masterjunko
      @masterjunko 개월 전 +10

      I dunno, I still think they could've controlled their strength better; like how you do compressions on a baby vs an adult. Also ribs breaking is better than being dead.

    • @masterjunko
      @masterjunko 개월 전 +3

      i guess maybe a better example would be pushing an ant depending on how you see their strength, but even then you can gauge force between just pressing and squishing an ant despite how big we are

    • @StarRoseDragon5
      @StarRoseDragon5 29 일 전 +2

      @@masterjunko hmmm I’m not so sure about that, given what we know about ants. And the occasional experimenting with them as kids haha In this particular instance we don’t know much about vampires. Like Dr Mike said, we would need to know how strong vampires are. Given that vampires and humans are the same size and share our same likeness, strength would be a problem. Carlisle did say it took him years before he could tame his bloodlust. But that was because he practiced. If I remember right, most of the other vampires kept to themselves and refused to socialize with humans. Meaning there was no practice in coping with their strength involved. How would they be able to gauge their strength if they never put it to practice with humans? Flinging Bella like a rag doll throughout most of the story showed Edward didn’t do much practicing haha

    • @masterjunko
      @masterjunko 29 일 전

      @@StarRoseDragon5 I guess that's true as well, fair enough.

  • @SamsungGalaxy-nm5qt

    You were reccomended to me by a customer service agent I was on the phone with.
    This is the first video I have seen by you.
    OMG, you're HILARIOUS! Thanks! 😂

  • @SunshineDoodle
    @SunshineDoodle 26 일 전 +1

    Doctor Mike, I adore you enough to suffer through watching this much of Twilight just so I can still support your channel.

  • @tiggynv214
    @tiggynv214 개월 전 +216

    Don’t forget the mental impact of Edward constantly gaslighting Bella, that’ll do some damage too

    • @ariagrace1857
      @ariagrace1857 개월 전 +9

      In books they're better movies cutted scenes which make it look bad

    • @elysecatmull3404
      @elysecatmull3404 개월 전 +3

      @@ariagrace1857and straight up changed scenes (I’m still bitter about the scene in Eclipse right after Bella punches Jacob)

    • @randomperson6433
      @randomperson6433 개월 전 +6

      Have you seen Cinema Therapy? They go OFF on the films. I enjoyed both the films and the therapist reaction.

  • @Randie89
    @Randie89 개월 전 +149

    5:27
    A papercut, the tree's last revenge.

    • @tinytt854
      @tinytt854 27 일 전 +1

      My paper cuts never bleed.

    • @Awidferd
      @Awidferd 26 일 전 +1

      that makes me sad😭😭😭😭

  • @Khandiee
    @Khandiee 27 일 전 +1

    I love that you did this 😂😍

  • @bella96000
    @bella96000 26 일 전 +2

    9:58 Her placenta was impenetrable because her baby was half vampire. Meaning they couldn't find out how she was doing because they couldn't get imaging done. Imagine a giant crystal mass being right there, and that's what they would see.

  • @YodaMasterOfTheUniverse
    @YodaMasterOfTheUniverse 개월 전 +513

    6:23
    Carlisle is the Olympic coven's (Cullen family) oldest vampire, basically having more control of his instincts.
    Jasper on the other hand is fresh meat or the newest vampire among them, so he has not completely controlled his blood lust. It was also said Jasper could feel the emotions of people around him so he most likely felt the blood lust of his family towards Bella.
    About contracting infectious blood diseases/disorders, nope, cause they are 'immortals'

    • @orcaletta
      @orcaletta 개월 전

      immortal means they won't die of natural causes, if they got an infectious blood disease they would die just as easily as getting a stake to the heart lol

    • @KitKat-kc3sq
      @KitKat-kc3sq 개월 전 +115

      Jasper was the second oldest of the Cullens as he was a confederate and the rest were turned in the 1900s. I think he was just the newest to the "don't eat people" diet.

    • @Eggette
      @Eggette 개월 전 +44

      To add to this, their blood doesn't flow, and they don't breathe, which is why they can't get sick

    • @sametheus
      @sametheus 개월 전 +61

      not the newest vampire, the newest VEGETARIAN. he was turned at the beginning of the civil war

    • @tjohns25
      @tjohns25 개월 전 +35

      ​@@KitKat-kc3sq and he also had a different philosophical mindset than the others. He always believed that the blood-instinct was out of the vampire's control. He never saw it as a choice, a goal that could be accomplished by force of will.. at least not until Bella was able to suddenly stop chasing the human the first time she went out to hunt. This shattered his belief system.

  • @destinygraciani3050
    @destinygraciani3050 개월 전 +30

    Non doctors - “oh her knee!”
    Dr. Mike - “oh her patella!”
    😂😂

  • @TYCT777
    @TYCT777 28 일 전 +1

    HILARIOUS!!!! Best thing I have watched in weeks!!!! 😂

  • @oliviarosebeck
    @oliviarosebeck 19 시간 전

    omg the video I didn’t know I needed

  • @treepotato9273
    @treepotato9273 29 일 전 +52

    her being in shock for the entire series would explain a lot tbf

  • @jessicalowe3573
    @jessicalowe3573 개월 전 +55

    Mike's ignorance of the world of Twilight makes this 1000% funnier😂😂😂

  • @Verovero112
    @Verovero112 25 일 전

    I’m obsessed this is my favorite video ever. I love twilight. And I love dr mikeeee

  • @screamingchameleon
    @screamingchameleon 개월 전 +185

    Props to the editor for giving Carlisle the BGM he deserved 🫡

    • @hanners4895
      @hanners4895 개월 전 +4

      I feel like Dr. Mike secretly likes Carlisle.

  • @edweefication
    @edweefication 개월 전 +301

    Rather than "heal quickly", vampires in Twilight are, you could say, very durable. Their skin is like marble. But yes, in other hand, if they got hurt, they could heal themselves, though I'm not sure how long it takes.
    In other hand, the werewolves (or shapeshifters?) in Twilight do heal very quickly. Jacob needed one night to recover from shattering bones injury. And because he healed rapidly, the healing process was hell of pain.

    • @lottejuulke79
      @lottejuulke79 개월 전 +54

      Jacob also started healing before his bones were set right, so Vampire Doctor had to break his ribs again to make them grow back the right way :)

    • @edweefication
      @edweefication 개월 전 +6

      @@lottejuulke79 real ouch moment 🤣 btw you mean Carlisle? 😅

    • @alatielinara
      @alatielinara 개월 전 +1

      He also healed faster than examined, so they needed to break his bones in order for them to properly align and heal

  • @Vicknadhard
    @Vicknadhard 13 일 전

    WoW 1000% thanks for the laughs !

  • @nielsenbolton9847
    @nielsenbolton9847 19 일 전 +1

    Omg your soooooo hilarious I really love this one a lot 😂😂 👏🏼👏🏼 I really enjoyed it

  • @jessicaholscher4097
    @jessicaholscher4097 개월 전 +178

    Just an FYI for anyone who didn't read the books, Kristen Stewart plays Bella exactly as she was written.

    • @shania991
      @shania991 29 일 전 +38

      THANK YOU when people say omg “why is she acting like that so cringe” like duhhh that’s how she’s written

    • @snowboardgurl4545
      @snowboardgurl4545 28 일 전 +5

      I'm not sure if that makes me feel better or worse 😂

    • @leahscontemporary
      @leahscontemporary 28 일 전 +12

      No she did not. And i wish yall would stop saying that because it only lets me know you dont have any understanding of the character. Bella in the books is always prone to tantrums and fits of crying. She's very emotional and stubborn when things don't go her way. She can be very petulant at times. She also has a big martyr complex. To add, Bella is kinda funny. Yeah she has like that corny elementary school teacher humor that's kinda cringy but often you'll find her more so joking at the irony or the ridiculousness of a situation than really riffing off the dome or cracking like fart jokes or something. Book Bella is reserved, maybe a little shy but altogether a well put together person. So saying whatever the heck that was supposed to be Bella in the movies is the same as written is hilarious at best. Although I do mainly blame Kristen's acting for the common misconception. Bella's interesting, but i know not necessarily likeable. But not liking her doesn't mean that Bella is a poorly-drawn character. She's very much an individual, and in fact her lack of relatability is why she grated on my nerves so severely as the series progressed. Not just anyone would think and behave the way Bella does, but again to Meyer's credit, Bella's questionable decisions are driven by and stem from a consistent worldview and inner logic. That's an achievement - Bella's personality doesn't shift around so that she'll act in the way that best suits the plot, but rather she reacts to situations in tandem with who she already is. Kristen does the nothing of the sort. So in no way can you say Bella is a blinking and stuttering mess. And yes while Kristen gives off cool hippie mellow vibes, I think the brunette hair and the pale coloring is where all of the similarities with the character end. Because Bella is very girl next door, she's the quintessential pretty but doesn't know it yet, the shy introverted bookworm in that beauty and the beast might turn around and fall in love forever with brooding monster kind of way. But she was never a blanked face cringy pick me. Bella's even described as having a heart shaped face and full lips and big doe eyes and billows of long thick brown hair. In contrast to Kristen whose features are sharper, and who has a more chill skater chick vibe to her; not necessarily the blushing bookworm. And she does try but that softer girl next door vibe just doesnt come naturally to Kristen

    • @khepur
      @khepur 28 일 전 +18

      @@leahscontemporaryAs someone who has read all the books, watched all the movies, and scoured through the supplemental material... I could not disagree more. Book Bella is a blank slate because that was the POINT. That era of teen romance fantasy was when the popularity of the 'self-insert' books was at an all-time high. The female protagonist characters were written with the idea of the reader 'being' that character in the story, so the characters themselves had to have very little personality. The only real defining trait of Book Bella is her fixation on Edward and being with him, and then later having a child with him. She doesn't even have any hobbies, ffs. If you've ever seen Kristen Stewart act in any other movies, you know that the way she played Bella was what the directors were telling her to do.

    • @nmv33
      @nmv33 28 일 전 +2

      Thank you! That’s why I tell people Stewart was the right choice for Bella. She is Bella.