Charlie Kelly: Illiteracy compilation

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  • 게시일 2017. 05. 21.
  • A compilation of Charlie Kelly's struggle with words on "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".
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  • @statosphereonline2008
    @statosphereonline2008 2 년 전 +13642

    The idea that he has been turning the 'closed' sign on every morning for years which is a contributory factor as to why they never get any customers is both tragic and hilarious.

    • @alphaturtle3806
      @alphaturtle3806 년 전 +615

      But who’s ever seen a “closed” sign that lights up? Seems like they were setting ole Charles up from the get go

    • @BirdOfHermes8381
      @BirdOfHermes8381 년 전 +79

      @@alphaturtle3806 Poor Charlie. 😢

    • @sirtraineewhat576
      @sirtraineewhat576 년 전 +35

      and eating cat food

    • @BirdOfHermes8381
      @BirdOfHermes8381 년 전 +12

      @@sirtraineewhat576 🐱

    • @sertorrhenclegane
      @sertorrhenclegane 년 전 +144

      Can imagine any of these people actually having to deal with customers? It's probably for the best that that hardly ever happens.

  • @saliv88
    @saliv88 5 년 전 +13741

    “Charlie can’t read.”
    “He’ll adapt!”
    “He’ll adapt to reading?”

  • @ryanconners3048
    @ryanconners3048 년 전 +1225

    "Then I'll just regress because I feel like I've made myself perfectly redundant" is a statement I could make at any point in time and it would make sense

    • @Matthew-cw3gn
      @Matthew-cw3gn 년 전 +20

      one of my favorite lines in all of media

    • @thebrideofghostface
      @thebrideofghostface 8 개월 전 +3

      What is he even trying to say there?

    • @danbridges4755
      @danbridges4755 8 개월 전 +22

      @thebrideofghostface he was going for:
      I digress because I've made myself abundantly clear.
      Which is also a nonsensical statement even if he had managed to get the words right.

    • @Darkstar_Dayne
      @Darkstar_Dayne 5 개월 전 +6

      ​@@thebrideofghostfaceRedundant means Superfluous, which means whatever Charlie has before that line is completely and utterly unnecessary and useless

    • @user-vt4lr6pp3u
      @user-vt4lr6pp3u 4 개월 전 +2

      I have used this phrase multiple times! Thanks Charlie.

  • @redrob6026
    @redrob6026 년 전 +1268

    4:03 The way Charlie and the lawyer DID go toe to toe on bird law later on in the series and Charlie won is such a good call back.

    • @sebs29
      @sebs29 년 전 +91

      Because he is the best God damn bird lawyer in the world.

    • @MyNameIsJeff_NL
      @MyNameIsJeff_NL 11 개월 전 +26

      Filibuster

    • @Greg-bw5oo
      @Greg-bw5oo 10 개월 전 +27

      It made Mac break character in the background lol

    • @manuelsuriano47
      @manuelsuriano47 10 개월 전 +1

      Layerings

    • @matthewlawton9241
      @matthewlawton9241 2 개월 전 +1

      @@sebs29 Yeah yeah...maybe...but did you get that thing I sent ya?

  • @idkjustchangingmyname7343

    I love how even when Dennis is reading the clearly gibberish speech, Charlie is mouthing along implying he thinks it’s perfect still.

    • @andrewn.8654
      @andrewn.8654 년 전 +162

      He was sooo proud of that speech!

    • @Sameer-es9vs
      @Sameer-es9vs 년 전 +59

      That's like the best thing I have ever written
      -Charlie Day

    • @brusky9566
      @brusky9566 년 전 +24

      so doooo!!

    • @saucydoodles9604
      @saucydoodles9604 년 전 +80

      His mouthing of, "Thank you...thank you!" Is comedy perfection. It's probably my favorite scene in one of my favorite shows. Just a grand slam of hilarity. The implication that he wrote it exactly as he had it in his head and was still filled with pride is just 🤌

    • @Zlarel
      @Zlarel 년 전 +23

      He does the same thing when his mother reads the "give me money" speech too

  • @destinyhernandez2352
    @destinyhernandez2352 2 년 전 +15073

    I love how the gang knows Charlie’s illiterate yet they still let him take over the writing tasks in their plans/schemes 😂

  • @LetsSmokePodcast
    @LetsSmokePodcast 년 전 +1446

    “Charlie can’t read”
    - “He’ll adapt”
    *“He’ll adapt to reading?!”*
    One of the best lines in TV history

  • @ireallylovelunchtime
    @ireallylovelunchtime 11 개월 전 +614

    6:50 this woman’s acting in this scene actually kills me. the fact that she sounded so terrified yet confused at the thought that someone just openly admitted to being a rapist is genuinely hilarious

    • @baygeldin
      @baygeldin 5 개월 전 +43

      I love how she's like "aah, ok" in relief after she helps Charlie pronounce "philanthropist" 😂 It's almost exactly the same impression Mac made when Dennis was explaining the implication and clarified that he wasn't going to hurt women.

  • @Uyuzefe
    @Uyuzefe 2 년 전 +9715

    Charlie’s dyslexia keeps getting worst the further you go in the series because he keeps huffing paint and burnt trash

    • @SativaLungz
      @SativaLungz 2 년 전 +155

      Dyslexia actually gets worse over age. There is actually a huge connection between substance abuse and Dyslexia. Although it is also labeled the genius gene; Because people like Albert Einstein and most billionaires suffer from some form of dyslexia. Meanwhile most people think you are stupid. 1 & 10 people suffer from dyslexia, although most who have it don't realize it. I didn't find out until I was 28 because I excelled in sports so everyone thought I was lazy in school, but I was on the deans list with a 4.0 in software development in college because it dyslexic people Excell in computer science... but I'm also a Poly Drug abuser and functioning alcoholic & Nootropic Researcher now. *Catch 22*

    • @victoriap1649
      @victoriap1649 2 년 전 +111

      @@SativaLungz as someone who is dyslexic and doesn’t do any drugs other than very occasional alcohol consumption and nightly weed consumption, this was a very interesting read. I’m also poly. Thanks for sharing!

    • @giancosheridan1490
      @giancosheridan1490 2 년 전 +97

      I think he gets dumb after Dennis shoots him

    • @HappyLarry.
      @HappyLarry. 2 년 전 +39

      I'm unsure if it's entirely dyslexia?

    • @josephcazzuto7198
      @josephcazzuto7198 2 년 전 +62

      It's the paint and cat food combo that makes things worse 😆

  • @badman3000
    @badman3000 2 년 전 +4845

    I like how Charlie went from most likely reading at like a fifth grade level with some dyslexia to basically not understanding any written words at all.

    • @theabraham8164
      @theabraham8164 2 년 전 +595

      It gets noticeably worse after "Hundred Dollar Baby" episode. he gets hit a lot in the head in that episode.

    • @ZakTheRipper18
      @ZakTheRipper18 2 년 전 +272

      I get what you're saying and agree with the observation, but uhhh words like "interstate" and "sanitation" are--in my mind--significantly below 5th grade level. Or maybe I just went to a fancy-pants pirate school.

    • @weneedaladder8384
      @weneedaladder8384 년 전 +131

      In the scene where Dennis runs for comptroller (in season 2), Charlie can't read the word "me".
      He's always been hopeless when it comes to literacy.

    • @bigkillerwhale1801
      @bigkillerwhale1801 년 전 +140

      Sniffin glue has its effects

    • @nyxcat3621
      @nyxcat3621 년 전 +75

      @@ZakTheRipper18 bro went to school on the jolly roger 💀

  • @TheIrishEnigma
    @TheIrishEnigma 8 개월 전 +227

    I love how when Dennis is reading off the garbled political speech, Charlie is enthusiasticly mouthing the words along with him as if they make total sense.

  • @jackalexande
    @jackalexande 년 전 +373

    10:27
    "Charlie can't read"
    "He'll adapt"
    "He'll adapt to reading?"
    Love the line delivery here

  • @brettwalker8480
    @brettwalker8480 2 년 전 +5028

    "It's hard to read from the inside."
    "You can't read it from the outside!"
    That line is severely underrated.

    • @raedog68
      @raedog68 2 년 전 +21

      Top 5 best lines ever!!

    • @mexicanrussian2140
      @mexicanrussian2140 2 년 전 +8

      easily

    • @mytube650
      @mytube650 2 년 전 +40

      The indignation in Mac’s voice is great

    • @jakass
      @jakass 2 년 전 +9

      5:40
      Bit starts at 5:17

    • @longtallshorty5791
      @longtallshorty5791 년 전 +10

      Underrated how. How is it underrated. Underrated by whom. Ffs, stop saying everything is underrated in an attempt to sound knowledgeable.

  • @AwHellnawww
    @AwHellnawww 2 년 전 +2849

    "BECAUSE DENNIS IS A BASTARD MAN!"
    His delivery killed me 🤣

    • @philiplee1119
      @philiplee1119 년 전 +102

      dude was holding in his breath for so long to say that and his face was all red but the scene right after hes perfectly fine LOL

    • @MatthewBaran
      @MatthewBaran 년 전 +14

      Oh yeah I definitely wrote that

    • @manuelsuriano47
      @manuelsuriano47 10 개월 전 +5

      His delivery is everything

    • @elizabeth6505
      @elizabeth6505 8 개월 전 +6

      Starts at 8:48

    • @fluxcap4630
      @fluxcap4630 5 개월 전 +5

      The way his face tenses up before he’s able to steal is perfect

  • @somewisealien
    @somewisealien 년 전 +496

    Dude, Mac's subtle "wtf" look at Charie because he can't read "sanitation" is such great example of simple, yet subtle comedic acting. It left me in tears.

    • @tycalvert6011
      @tycalvert6011 25 일 전

      I like the part where Charlie says how are you gonna be wood and Dennis stops what he’s saying to just stare at him for a second.🤣🤣🤣

  • @seanheany444
    @seanheany444 년 전 +87

    7:29 "I'll just regress because I feel I've made myself perfectly redundant" the fact that that's actually the smartest thing Charlie says kills me

    • @seanheany444
      @seanheany444 9 개월 전 +1

      @gregoryford2532 haha dude I said it's the smartest thing Charlie says, not that I think it's smart, it's the smartest thing Charlie says, haha

  • @bonter1983
    @bonter1983 2 년 전 +4759

    I fully understand how that "Pirate" take was the best they could manage.

    • @m1k3yb0y260587
      @m1k3yb0y260587 2 년 전 +467

      In the waiting area of my local coffee shop, they have a door marked Private and every time I'm sitting there, I think of Charlie. I've never seen anyone enter or exit so....

    • @griselderose9848
      @griselderose9848 2 년 전 +269

      I swear you can hear the actor for Dennis surpress a laugh when explaining what he heard Charlie say

    • @brianstanton2721
      @brianstanton2721 2 년 전 +30

      That part breaks me apart every single time 🤣🤣🤣

    • @brianstanton2721
      @brianstanton2721 2 년 전 +19

      @@griselderose9848 lmao that would be so hard to get through without laughing

    • @Jazzswagyup
      @Jazzswagyup 2 년 전 +67

      If you look carefully Charlie breaks for half a second after he asks Dennis what he heard. The grin on his face is huge.

  • @buddyroach
    @buddyroach 2 년 전 +4581

    Danny Devito in the air duct reading Charlie's scribbles with a Zippo like he's in a tomb trying to decipher hieroglyphics whilst holding a torch to it so he can see. 😂

    • @ad8554
      @ad8554 2 년 전 +149

      Charlie...what are you trying to tell me? 😆

    • @almadeunrebel
      @almadeunrebel 2 년 전 +48

      you’ve seen Die Hard right?

    • @buddyroach
      @buddyroach 2 년 전 +6

      @@almadeunrebel me? No.

    • @almadeunrebel
      @almadeunrebel 2 년 전 +41

      @@buddyroach look up die hard, air vent scene; it will make this homage even funnier

    • @stickboslightning
      @stickboslightning 2 년 전 +30

      @@almadeunrebel come out to the coast, we'll get together have a few laughs

  • @the_glitter_is
    @the_glitter_is 2 년 전 +303

    "He'll adapt to reading" never stops making me laugh.

  • @VolkmasterBlood
    @VolkmasterBlood 2 년 전 +342

    Mac breaking character to laugh at 4:04 has me in stitches because he knows exactly what's coming.

  • @Countdownsmiles
    @Countdownsmiles 2 년 전 +6228

    "Dennis is asshole, why Charlie hate?"
    I don't think I wrote that

  • @Contributron
    @Contributron 2 년 전 +4182

    The actress in the “full on rapist” scene makes it so much funnier. The way she gently puts her hands on the table

    • @captainclutch8463
      @captainclutch8463 2 년 전 +345

      lol right and how she goes from looking comfy in her chair to sitting upright and on alert and then delivers the " did you just say youre a full on rapist" perfectly.... idk how they casted that part they did it phenomenally

    • @ShoulderUnderwear
      @ShoulderUnderwear 2 년 전 +139

      That scene gets me every damn time. I simply cannot keep it together when she asks him to confirm if he said he's a "full on rapist"

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson 2 년 전 +1

      @@captainclutch8463
      cast*

    • @srbrant5391
      @srbrant5391 2 년 전 +13

      After he explains himself, she clearly realizes she's dating an imbecile.

    • @RicardoAGuitar
      @RicardoAGuitar 2 년 전 +27

      @@srbrant5391 And yet she stayed in that date a long time lol

  • @Mlovesfashion62
    @Mlovesfashion62 2 년 전 +164

    Rob clearly breaking at 4:06 tells me that this was actually the best take and they just had to keep that it in

  • @sdewey4152
    @sdewey4152 2 년 전 +118

    I swear when Charlie says he's a "fullonrapist" I nearly died laughing.

    • @matthewlawton9241
      @matthewlawton9241 2 개월 전

      The first time I heard it I got light headed laughing. And the way the lady sells it is so perfect. It's the perfect mix of fear and revulsion.

  • @nucleusmedicalmedia
    @nucleusmedicalmedia 5 년 전 +4919

    Give me money. Money me. Money now. Me, a money, needing a lot now.

    • @hippocratesm.d.1543
      @hippocratesm.d.1543 2 년 전 +52

      This is so wild!
      Didn't expect reading a comment by u guys here.

    • @notmyrealname8799
      @notmyrealname8799 2 년 전 +20

      Everything I did I learned from watching you!

    • @Urothewarrior
      @Urothewarrior 2 년 전 +9

      I actually say this irl to my gf all the time, we are both sunny fans

    • @preetmpaatel
      @preetmpaatel 2 년 전 +13

      I'm not a medical student and I still watched almost all your videos. Holy shit what were the odds of finding you here 👀
      And you fellas like IASIP !

    • @lFaceless
      @lFaceless 2 년 전 +5

      I understood this. Me Are understanding this.. give me money.

  • @Mr.SaKhTry
    @Mr.SaKhTry 2 년 전 +5560

    “Jesus Christ! This kid is an idiot.” Cracks me every single time

    • @kallastr
      @kallastr 2 년 전 +72

      EVERY fucking time

    • @fatboysunited7255
      @fatboysunited7255 2 년 전 +54

      yeah but hes an expert in bird law and various other lawyerings

    • @highviewbarbell
      @highviewbarbell 2 년 전 +53

      The best part of that is that the first line sounds like a setup to some old timey riddle "if here by now...then bad place be!" And you're expecting a rhyme but he's just illiterate

    • @scottwilliams3665
      @scottwilliams3665 2 년 전 +7

      He was taught Yoda English?

    • @wingnightbackwards
      @wingnightbackwards 2 년 전 +10

      he'll adapt

  • @gabeitch9142
    @gabeitch9142 9 개월 전 +44

    I love how Mac, who is always Charlie’s buddy, just gave up on trying to help charlie with his illiteracy but Dennis makes a fairly admirable effort

    • @wingnightbackwards
      @wingnightbackwards 개월 전 +3

      Macs been dealing with this his whole life, Dennis is probably only since high-school

    • @Eve.n.t_horizon
      @Eve.n.t_horizon 25 일 전 +1

      Dennis cannot stand imperfection, illogical thoughts or halfassedness.

  • @SuperXzm
    @SuperXzm 년 전 +117

    Charlie Day is so good you wouldn't know that most of his stuff is just plain ad-lib if you didn't watch bloopers. It's so genuine and hilarious.

  • @memesandrice8157
    @memesandrice8157 6 년 전 +2449

    I feel like I've made myself perfectly redundant.

  • @Shawn1174q
    @Shawn1174q 6 년 전 +6471

    You might be the greatest man on the internet for labeling each show. I wish everyone was like you

    • @Eric-jb1ym
      @Eric-jb1ym 5 년 전 +43

      Whoa. I've seen this video so many times and never noticed. Thanks.

    • @HottChoc619
      @HottChoc619 5 년 전 +49

      Not all heros wear capes lol I appreciate this too

    • @fhamdani99
      @fhamdani99 5 년 전 +9

      episode?

    • @UnorthodoxMasterOfGames
      @UnorthodoxMasterOfGames 5 년 전 +14

      @@fhamdani99 Yeah even down to each episode! Unless you're correcting the original poster by telling him he should swap out "labeling each show" for "labeling each episode"

    • @JohnSmith-ox3gy
      @JohnSmith-ox3gy 2 년 전

      If you are a true fan then list all of the episodes in order.

  • @Kronkoft
    @Kronkoft 2 년 전 +60

    The moment of genuine friendship at 9:50 melts my heart

  • @timfarney5165
    @timfarney5165 2 년 전 +271

    He is clearly one of, if not THE, greatest characters in comedy history, imo.

  • @xxxaragon
    @xxxaragon 6 년 전 +4185

    0:53 I love the fact that Charlie is speaking along, making it seem like that rambling mess was actually what he MEANT to write.

    • @corpseplayground1949
      @corpseplayground1949 5 년 전 +337

      the best part is that its improvised

    • @GoldenPantaloons
      @GoldenPantaloons 5 년 전 +358

      You should watch the behind the scenes for this bit. Dennis basically made up the entire "speech" on the spot, and Charlie was trying hard not to crack up the entire time.

    • @steerpike66
      @steerpike66 2 년 전 +75

      It's beautiful. It's a perfect script and he knows it.

    • @lucmornstar2269
      @lucmornstar2269 2 년 전 +16

      Pure poetry

    • @WYCD
      @WYCD 2 년 전 +5

      Timestamps get likes!

  • @theristai8908
    @theristai8908 6 년 전 +4243

    English is hard for him, but he does speak fluent Mandarin

    • @majik5194
      @majik5194 6 년 전 +61

      No he doesn't

    • @jared1792
      @jared1792 6 년 전 +195

      Actualy he did for one episode.... think before you speak asshat

    • @SnatchKing
      @SnatchKing 6 년 전 +394

      Tobey Flenderson Watch it again dipshit. He spoke nothing but gibberish

    • @kylefoss5305
      @kylefoss5305 6 년 전 +76

      He learned it in 2 days

    • @sleeepy181
      @sleeepy181 6 년 전 +85

      Actually some of the stuff he said was legit.

  • @dylansickinger545
    @dylansickinger545 년 전 +41

    12:15
    I love the idea that Charlie can understand notes like that just as well as the rest of them can understand normal words. Like I’d love for him to just look at it and read it out loud without pausing, and making total sense, the same as the others would be reading a normal letter

    • @Rockexful
      @Rockexful 년 전 +1

      You can also see rob struggling to not laugh

    • @alexjrk1675
      @alexjrk1675 5 개월 전 +3

      I'm dyslexic and Autistic and because of this I can decipher things most people can't but also can't decipher paperwork most people CAN. I have yet to encounter a madman's ramblings where I couldn't make out what they were trying to convey. When I type I'm fine, but when I handwrite things I may as well be illiterate.

    • @dylansickinger545
      @dylansickinger545 5 개월 전

      @@alexjrk1675 that’s very interesting. I have adhd myself and while I’m probably not as good at it as you, I like to think I can understand gibberish and stuff pretty well, at least when it comes to children. I also really like symbology and using pictures and symbols to convey messages.

  • @OLDGREGG315
    @OLDGREGG315 년 전 +141

    Dennis' reaction at 13:21 is just perfect, Glenn is such an overlooked actor.

  • @UncleCastro
    @UncleCastro 2 년 전 +1364

    “Oh yeah I was going by Trundle at the time.”
    “No you were trying to spell Charlie.”

    • @Zguzman5023
      @Zguzman5023 2 년 전 +15

      Haha you would think the ONE thing he would know how to spell is his own name 😄

    • @GarrettStelly
      @GarrettStelly 2 년 전 +57

      No I was going by Trundle the Great

    • @sam___seed4761
      @sam___seed4761 2 년 전 +18

      Chrundle

    • @halwakka504
      @halwakka504 2 년 전 +9

      Chrundle!

    • @baileymcclain1094
      @baileymcclain1094 2 년 전 +20

      Yeah if you look at the plate he actually spells it chrundle which makes more sense if he's trying to spell Charlie lol

  • @matthewkoeppel8742
    @matthewkoeppel8742 2 년 전 +1921

    That “pretty good” is the most genuinely proud phrase I’ve ever heard Mac say to Charlie

    • @bengonto1250
      @bengonto1250 2 년 전 +89

      It's like he's teaching a 5 year old how to read

    • @dominicharlow747
      @dominicharlow747 2 년 전 +152

      Love how gentle Mac was with Charlie in that scene. He didn't even roast him, just a quick "pretty good!", and then corrected him with zero condescension.

    • @parryyotter
      @parryyotter 2 년 전 +40

      I like how Charlie makes Mac look smart lol

    • @havesomefaitharthur9020
      @havesomefaitharthur9020 2 년 전 +23

      I’m happy it didn’t take long to see someone bring this up. Some real character development for Mac 😂

  • @AustinMichaelDearing

    9:50 is my favorite because of how Mac calmly corrects him instead of immediately getting angry

  • @imafirinmahlazahr
    @imafirinmahlazahr 년 전 +35

    Charlie mouthing "thank you," in time with Dennis reading it is one of my favorite bits in the whole show.

  • @dysFUNctional93
    @dysFUNctional93 6 년 전 +4732

    This is the best running gag on the show. You can't read it from the outside!

  • @camdenhadjiliadis5800
    @camdenhadjiliadis5800 9 개월 전 +34

    i love how he has reading glasses- it never fails to make me laugh

    • @doomdoomx
      @doomdoomx 6 개월 전 +1

      Probably a part of the reason he had trouble learning to begin with, he might need real glasses but never got them because his mom was a drunken whore that didnt take care of her kid. Unnecessary depth in these characters lol

  • @lararesende7499
    @lararesende7499 년 전 +120

    I like the idea that Charlie just doesn't fully understand English but is completely literate in Irish. 🇮🇪
    It explains a lot, maybe he learned Irish when he was little and started learning English later and with him constantly sniffing glue and spray paint his learning was affected, even leaving him a little dyslexic.
    P.S. 11:34 I love that Charlie reads my country's name as Braziel, that's close and charming. 🇧🇷💚💛💙

  • @greekfire995
    @greekfire995 6 년 전 +2393

    "How are YOU gonna be wood?"

    • @mjtingle1
      @mjtingle1 6 년 전 +31

      greekfire995 no wooed.
      Yeah I could go for some wood. Well get some and build something.

    • @brandonpaul6139
      @brandonpaul6139 6 년 전 +8

      Lol, wrote the same thing. Dennis and Mac's reaction is the best

    • @samisosa3239
      @samisosa3239 6 년 전 +3

      I could really go for some wood

    • @charliesettles9519
      @charliesettles9519 6 년 전 +2

      1000th like.

  • @herrherr2086
    @herrherr2086 2 년 전 +4035

    9:50 was really wholesome how mac was supportive of charlie instead of making fun of him

    • @senororlando2
      @senororlando2 2 년 전 +449

      Duster Mac is the ultimate role model

    • @adriancastro3232
      @adriancastro3232 2 년 전 +473

      For me, Mac is the least worst member of the gang

    • @munawwarkhan1957
      @munawwarkhan1957 2 년 전 +188

      I think he's just tired of Charlie's illiteracy at this point lmao

    • @Joeiguana27
      @Joeiguana27 2 년 전 +191

      I think he just feels good to be smarter than someone.

    • @afrofriend9140
      @afrofriend9140 2 년 전 +111

      @@adriancastro3232
      I don't know about that. Mac did murder Dennis Jr and feed him to Dennis.

  • @2808879
    @2808879 년 전 +56

    Mac is mostly breaking character trying not to laugh in almost every scene with Charlie 🤣

  • @KateMich12
    @KateMich12 년 전 +22

    It's so simple but the way Frank says "UP?" when Charlie says he thought north was up makes me laugh. His disbelief yet kindness in not ridiculing Charlie's nonsensical comment is great.

  • @GNWP67
    @GNWP67 6 년 전 +763

    "How exactly are you planning on counting a liquid?"
    "Uhhhh I know how to count dude"

  • @JesusChristMarie
    @JesusChristMarie 2 년 전 +384

    “I’ll count the gas” is one of the funniest lines I’ve ever heard

  • @2011supergamer
    @2011supergamer 년 전 +21

    I love 1:40 cuz the music and delivery make it sound like some kind of ancient undecipherable riddle and the joke is just gonna be that that's what frank thinks it is, but he sees right through it cuz he knows Charlie wrote it lmao

  • @robertross45
    @robertross45 2 년 전 +17

    8:40 I like how the drawing is just as unhelpful.

    • @DivaInTheWoods
      @DivaInTheWoods 2 년 전 +2

      It looks like a drawing of a pair of jeans, a plus sign and a chicken. I still recall the imagery in my head as Dee was saying it the first time I watched it. Then they showed the picture, and I was on the floor! It is equally as funny now, even though I have watched it dozens of time. I've even paused it just to look at the various doodlings. I would love to see everything Charlie has doodled for the show, the Nightman Cometh lyrics, the Gang Runs for Office speech, the art in Dennis Reynolds: An Erotic Life, I mean everything. Just imagining him actually drawing all of that for the show is funny for some reason!

  • @NeverSleepsAC
    @NeverSleepsAC 6 년 전 +881

    'Dee, you're sweeter than a bee...tle'
    This fucking show man

    • @dezskye30
      @dezskye30 6 년 전 +30

      dude i thought it was "bee toe" guess i'm illiterate too.

    • @NeverSleepsAC
      @NeverSleepsAC 6 년 전 +24

      dez skye come on man, bees don't have toes they have knees and that's it!

    • @ChestersonJack
      @ChestersonJack 6 년 전 +18

      Ajax and even then they should honestly learn to cover up those knees when they go flying about

    • @rockydennisthe3rd
      @rockydennisthe3rd 6 년 전 +3

      Chesterson Jack lolol

    • @beigefox6579
      @beigefox6579 2 년 전 +10

      Nothing rhymes with Dee 😂😂

  • @shortmoscato4548
    @shortmoscato4548 5 년 전 +840

    Charlie: You can’t really read it from the inside.... Mac: YOU CANT READ IT FROM THE OUTSIDE

  • @chickenjoe1003
    @chickenjoe1003 2 년 전 +9

    “were all hungry well all get to our hot plate soon enough” 😂

  • @ReadR00ster1
    @ReadR00ster1 년 전 +19

    "It's not a ransom note, this is how my mom writes notes to me." omg I am going to laugh to death.

  • @rdjytftyjgyukhiulbkj
    @rdjytftyjgyukhiulbkj 6 년 전 +818

    How exactly are you going to count a liquid?
    Ahh, I know how to count dude.

  • @wopfrog007
    @wopfrog007 2 년 전 +257

    “I think I’ll regress, because I’ve made myself perfectly redundant.”

  • @mg-fx5dn
    @mg-fx5dn 년 전 +23

    2:03 is by far my favorite scene/line in the show. It’s extremely underrated! I wish there really was a pirate in there

  • @cgilbert210
    @cgilbert210 년 전 +14

    Dennis’ face at the end when Charlie says “I” instead of “me” is priceless. 😂

  • @scorpionbird88
    @scorpionbird88 6 년 전 +449

    "Give me money. Money me. Money now. Me a money needing a lot now."

  • @Marconius17
    @Marconius17 6 년 전 +531

    I like how Mac helps Charle read the sign when they’re alone .

    • @hajde8128
      @hajde8128 5 년 전 +104

      It was kinda wholesome how softly he spoke to him too

    • @mean1317
      @mean1317 5 년 전 +50

      Hajde “that’s good”

    • @carolynvanasse3664
      @carolynvanasse3664 5 년 전 +48

      And he encouraged him that he almost got it, even though he didn’t really!

  • @BirdGang6
    @BirdGang6 년 전 +11

    “Charlie your illiteracy has screwed us again” is still one of my favorite Always Sunny quotes of all time

  • @iffyosa8189
    @iffyosa8189 년 전 +11

    7:56 "why did I put u in charge of this job" the pain/regret in his voice 😂😂😂😂

  • @ZZBlackRoseZZ
    @ZZBlackRoseZZ 6 년 전 +797

    "4 the mare" is probably still the best moment of season 3 for me.

  • @genericname34
    @genericname34 6 년 전 +1383

    The lawyer is one of the best characters in the show, truly underrated

    • @KrisKringlez
      @KrisKringlez 6 년 전 +132

      tropicAces I'll take that in to cooperation

    • @YouthEnergy
      @YouthEnergy 6 년 전 +105

      Filibuster.

    • @RomanceTheWorldV
      @RomanceTheWorldV 6 년 전 +37

      In case anyone is interested, he appears on The Young Turks from time to time. Just search "Brian Unger TYT". I didn't know this but apparently he's been a commentator for NPR, host for the Discovery Channel, and a correspondent on The Daily Show. He's a great guy and very funny.

    • @fuzzybits410
      @fuzzybits410 6 년 전 +10

      "How the States Got Thier Shape"
      TLC
      Funny and informative.

    • @urielgerard7819
      @urielgerard7819 6 년 전 +7

      Cricket is my hero

  • @annikaolson1245
    @annikaolson1245 8 개월 전 +2

    he's so baby girl i love him

  • @vengefui_
    @vengefui_ 2 년 전 +13

    I love how Mac applaudes him for being close about the dental corporation

  • @GarrettStelly
    @GarrettStelly 2 년 전 +757

    6:07 - "Illiteracy, like what's that word even mean?"
    Charlie's lines are some of my favorite in the show, my absolute favorite being "I too am from a large, moneyful family"

    • @DivaInTheWoods
      @DivaInTheWoods 2 년 전 +15

      They all have a gimmick that sends me over the edge, and you're right, Charlie's inconsistent vocabulary is what always gives me the unexpected laugh! Now, I'll take that advice into cooperation.

    • @stevedrouillard1585
      @stevedrouillard1585 년 전 +13

      My favorite Charlie quote is in "when the gang solves the gas crisis". And they were trying to blackmail the gas station attendant. And Mac says they're gonna "hit him where it hurts" and Charlie blurts out "your Dick", to it Which mac says "no dude his wallet"

    • @GarrettStelly
      @GarrettStelly 년 전 +3

      @@DivaInTheWoods that's my favorite too! I mean who am I kidding all of his lines are my favorite

    • @GarrettStelly
      @GarrettStelly 년 전 +1

      @@stevedrouillard1585 I don't know why but another of my favorite Charlie lines is "so you're living on the streets now.. cricket." Not so much because of the line itself but because of the delivery. Gets me every time

    • @Loctorak
      @Loctorak 년 전 +1

      I love the ones he writes for other people.
      "Money me. Money now. Me, a money, needing a lot, now."

  • @dhaub7174
    @dhaub7174 6 년 전 +1031

    He'll adapt.

  • @lukeyarasheski5510
    @lukeyarasheski5510 4 개월 전 +4

    "He'll adapt to reading!?" Always kills me

  • @SadCrabMan23
    @SadCrabMan23 년 전 +6

    Mac going, “You DEFINITELY wrote this one Charlie” has perfect delivery.

  • @ProCircuitHonda
    @ProCircuitHonda 6 년 전 +1802

    it gets blocked up in my mouth, i dont say it no goods

    • @totom1721
      @totom1721 6 년 전

      TheGreatTillzby I read your comment at the exact moment he said it in the video, it was creepy

    • @northwest2647
      @northwest2647 6 년 전

      TheGreatTillzby Yup like me learning english

    • @shontapl
      @shontapl 5 년 전

      TheGreatTillzby lol

    • @stevenjohnson243
      @stevenjohnson243 5 년 전

      no@Mister X

  • @stewarthainey3751
    @stewarthainey3751 6 년 전 +684

    Missed out his Nightman lyrics.
    "Is this a page from a colouring book?"
    "No, those are lyrics"

    • @0Onyx13
      @0Onyx13 2 년 전 +15

      Also missed out on him not knowing what a spa is 😂"are you trying to say spaghetti?"

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 2 년 전 +2

      @@0Onyx13 "spaghetti day" and "what is your spaghetti policy?" always crack me up 🤣🤣

  • @wades9327
    @wades9327 4 개월 전 +3

    People don't talk enough about how impressive it is that Charlie can be illiterate yet still be one of the finest bird lawyers no-one would ever dare go toe to toe with.

  • @jessefarr9955
    @jessefarr9955 년 전 +6

    The hot plate bit with the lawyer is one of my favorite moments of the whole show

  • @sonnydee5135
    @sonnydee5135 2 년 전 +738

    9:29 Dennis turning purple because he wants to get the question right is hilarious and shows who he is

    • @lakshbk
      @lakshbk 2 년 전 +4

      I think he is just imitating Charlie there

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson 2 년 전 +93

      @@lakshbk
      No, he's holding back from answering it before it's his turn

    • @Raumes513
      @Raumes513 2 년 전 +10

      Plus I’m sure his ego was not happy that the answer is “ because Dennis is bastard man” either lmao he looks so mad but so determined to win 😂😂

  • @BananaPhoneCrazy
    @BananaPhoneCrazy 5 년 전 +608

    9:50 the way Mac says "Pretty good, that's close" to Charlie is actually so cute.

  • @firstcontacttv7492
    @firstcontacttv7492 2 년 전 +7

    Everyone of these are insanely good actors and hilarious in their own ways. Best program ever!!

  • @vincentmazzone4530

    Binged the whole series; loved it and all the characters. Thank you for making my laugh my head off from beginning to end.

  • @CrazyDiamond75
    @CrazyDiamond75 2 년 전 +344

    The lawyer is such a great character. The actor really executes his lines flawlessly. He just gets better as the show goes on but don’t challenge him to a duel.

    • @ArchibaldClumpy
      @ArchibaldClumpy 4 개월 전 +13

      I've noticed that absolutely normal people usually make it through interactions with the gang unphased, but the lawyer plays along the slightest bit with them and it just keeps their lives entangled.

  • @brandondester8922
    @brandondester8922 6 년 전 +246

    "YOU CAN'T READ IT FROM THE OUTSIDE!" Gets me every time.

    • @shontapl
      @shontapl 5 년 전 +4

      I always make sure to turn on the Coors sign..lmfao

  • @miiitchhh225
    @miiitchhh225 년 전 +25

    The best thing is that the producers didn’t overdo the dyslexia or illiteracy so when it came into the story it was hilarious

  • @THENikoBellic
    @THENikoBellic 년 전 +17

    I heard Glenn laughing off screen LOL I love how they can power through these funny scenes 9:08

  • @dxzxax8772
    @dxzxax8772 6 년 전 +494

    "I thought north was like, up."
    "...up??"

    • @JoeJ4684
      @JoeJ4684 6 년 전 +4

      David Henney Yeah, like if I turn the map this way, now where is north?
      Still at the top of the... no.

    • @hillaryclinton8729
      @hillaryclinton8729 6 년 전 +1

      David Henney he speaks for all of us

    • @lemiwatts4275
      @lemiwatts4275 6 년 전 +3

      I like the way frank say's "nooo" in that scene

    • @browneyesblackdragon7999
      @browneyesblackdragon7999 6 년 전

      David Henney but it's up though...but in what direction on the street...

  • @gronizherz3603
    @gronizherz3603 2 년 전 +2016

    the funniest (unintended fan theory) illiteracy joke in the entire show is the mailroom, where Charlie presumably thought that Pennsylvania or Philadelphia was a name, Pepe Silvia

    • @rottenfiggy
      @rottenfiggy 2 년 전 +306

      Dunno how many times it needs to be said but that was never the intended joke for that scene. That's literally just a fan theory

    • @gronizherz3603
      @gronizherz3603 2 년 전 +30

      @@rottenfiggy you're not wrong

    • @jakefromstatefarm6969
      @jakefromstatefarm6969 2 년 전 +232

      @@rottenfiggy I find it hilarious that despite how amazing that scene is, the pepe Silvia-Pennsylvania connection wasnt indented by the writers and it's just an amazing coincidence. Like what are the chances it would unintentionally fit so well. Its awesome

    • @RygorMortis
      @RygorMortis 2 년 전 +201

      Why do people insist on this being the case? It’s an amusing fan theory, but Mac literally confirms (seconds after Charlie’s rant) that “not only do *all* these people exist (Pepe Silvia, Carole, etc), but they have been asking for their mail on a daily basis”.

    • @rickcolesanchez2668
      @rickcolesanchez2668 2 년 전 +1

      The absolute best part

  • @aes0p895
    @aes0p895 10 개월 전 +7

    Dennis is a world-class straightman. That thing he does with his hairline when Charlie says something really stupid is insane.

  • @highdrangea790
    @highdrangea790 년 전 +9

    Dealing with late onset dyslexia, I feel Charlie's pain on a different level. I used to be able to read really well until later on.

  • @ShockerTopper
    @ShockerTopper 5 년 전 +1157

    I never noticed Mac trying not to cover up laughing when Charlie argues with the lawyer..I don’t know how they work with Charlie Day without laughing all the time

    • @LiberalsArePoop
      @LiberalsArePoop 5 년 전 +63

      Watch some of the blooper reels. Jimmy Simpson (Liam McPoyle) makes them laugh probably more than anyone else.

    • @jax8740
      @jax8740 5 년 전 +18

      It’s from Danny saying “that’s bull bird man”

    • @adgato75
      @adgato75 5 년 전 +4

      @@LiberalsArePoop That's awesome , I really like Jimmy Simpson , he was great on HIMYM

    • @aarongabrielson3491
      @aarongabrielson3491 5 년 전 +10

      How are you gonna be wood?

    • @buzzdb66
      @buzzdb66 5 년 전 +18

      Mac looks like he started laughing and had to cover his face when dennis said "DENNIS IS A BASTARD MAN!"

  • @jmklamm
    @jmklamm 2 년 전 +571

    I appreciate Macs encouragement- “that’s pretty good!”

  • @BigMoney23223
    @BigMoney23223 8 개월 전 +2

    Charlie is the greatest, possibly the greatest character of all time

  • @Fredric_Cedrich
    @Fredric_Cedrich 2 년 전 +5

    “Coors sign” is still the best illiterate moment for me

  • @TheBluMeeny
    @TheBluMeeny 6 년 전 +461

    "I know about the law, and various other lawyerings"

  • @MarkArness
    @MarkArness 2 년 전 +963

    The political speech is now a running gag between my wife and me. "Checking on the kids is right thing to do, (spouse), so DO."

    • @sloshed-rat
      @sloshed-rat 2 년 전 +50

      When asking for money for groceries:
      Give me money. Money me. Money now. Me a money, needing a lot now.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 2 년 전 +4

      🤣🤣 that's so great

    • @GOATMENTATOR
      @GOATMENTATOR 2 년 전 +12

      wtf where did you get a wife?

    • @gzus1482
      @gzus1482 2 년 전 +1

      @@GOATMENTATOR Online, duh. 😂😂😂

    • @coolchannelat
      @coolchannelat 년 전 +5

      @@GOATMENTATORidk but I definitely know they must’ve gotten the kids from the baby store (but that’s obvious, everyone knows that babies come from the baby store)

  • @wingnightbackwards
    @wingnightbackwards 2 년 전 +6

    people always forget that charlie has the power to count a liquid with his eyes

  • @jsnake97
    @jsnake97 년 전 +7

    frank "jesus christ the kids an idiot" kills me everytime

  • @brodiemcgrath7741
    @brodiemcgrath7741 6 년 전 +375

    I'll just regress because I feel I've made myself perfectly redundant.

  • @TimeBomb014X
    @TimeBomb014X 2 년 전 +353

    "Your illiteracy has screwed us again Luigi!"

    • @Helltown66
      @Helltown66 2 년 전 +16

      That's mama Luigi to you Mario!

  • @pb0o6
    @pb0o6 년 전 +2

    I clicked on this thinking it said "illiteracy competition" which makes me think I'm winning the competition

  • @saintakins187
    @saintakins187 2 년 전 +11

    If I ever become a well-known director I'll have him be a lovable hilarious character in a show or movie, this guy is a laughing riot waiting to happen with a good script.

  • @bethanyoneal5789
    @bethanyoneal5789 6 년 전 +617

    "Ok well filibuster." That line killed me 😂

    • @jackw8827
      @jackw8827 6 년 전 +9

      Bethany O'Neal and I'll take that advice into cooperation.

    • @Sk8boardpsych0
      @Sk8boardpsych0 6 년 전 +2

      Abdi He just thought it was a smart word for to talk into win argument. Thank you.. thank you.

    • @jameslandon4126
      @jameslandon4126 5 년 전 +2

      You're intervention will be right after Charlie's.

    • @acall92
      @acall92 5 년 전 +4

      Bethany O'Neal my favorite part about that line was he was actually filibustering, just only for 3 words

    • @scuzzlebutt3048
      @scuzzlebutt3048 5 년 전 +3

      Bethany O'Neal I'm a full on rapist who loves milk stake not steak