The Dumbest Lines from EVERY Fast & Furious Movie

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  • We love the Fast & Furious movies, but we have to admit they don’t have the best writing. We compiled the dumbest lines from every movie in the franchise and ranked them to determine the cringiest movie in the Fast & Furious universe. Put on your funderwear, this is the D-List!
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  • @Donut
    @Donut  3 년 전 +6864

    There are so many lines we couldn't fit in this video! What's your favorite quote that we missed?

    • @RayanM50B25
      @RayanM50B25 3 년 전 +549

      Cum

    • @yamafz6r
      @yamafz6r 3 년 전 +855

      The 20 speed transmission in every car is cringe

    • @amaansiddiqui2030
      @amaansiddiqui2030 3 년 전 +276

      Donut media bring up to speed back

    • @SkyHighGD
      @SkyHighGD 3 년 전 +254

      32 Minutes of actually good content. Thank you, James and Nolan, for your dedication.

    • @17969296
      @17969296 3 년 전 +122

      WHERE THE HELL IS UP TO SPEED
      -me now

  • @modellingseb9304
    @modellingseb9304 2 년 전 +13360

    This cringe is strong, but not as strong as family

  • @thehandyguy
    @thehandyguy 3 년 전 +6939

    "Doesn't matter what's under the hood what matters is who's behind the wheel"
    Me in my moms corolla: 👁👄👁

    • @YuShawStang
      @YuShawStang 3 년 전 +381

      That Line is suitable for the first and second seasons Initial D only.

    • @weloveturbos1404
      @weloveturbos1404 3 년 전 +19

      @@YuShawStang agreed

    • @PITMGN7
      @PITMGN7 3 년 전 +293

      the funniest thing is that most they do is drag racing.
      what's "under the hood" is 99% what matters, if you got a faster car to win you just need to do a decent launch and shifting fast.
      you could launch the car with the skills of a dragster driver and be shifting as fast as keiichi tsuchiya
      , but if your opponent's car is potentially half a second faster on the quart and he can do a decent launch you'll definitely lose lmao
      who cares who's behind the wheel, you're not even gonna use it lol

    • @HKSFangirl
      @HKSFangirl 3 년 전 +10

      @@YuShawStang nah, up to fourth stage.

    • @YuShawStang
      @YuShawStang 3 년 전 +59

      @@HKSFangirl You are wrong. Takumi has 4A-GE, which is a big deal under the hood.

  • @wyattsmith6694
    @wyattsmith6694 6 개월 전 +187

    When Dom goes “…pussy”, and Nolan turns an entirely different color while laughing…that’s the good stuff right there 😂

    • @Andrewje85
      @Andrewje85 28 일 전 +1

      Wait they bleeped it, how did you know what he said?!?!

    • @BiggestNightmareJim
      @BiggestNightmareJim 27 일 전 +1

      Its not censored in the movie of course​@@Andrewje85

  • @IanSlatas
    @IanSlatas 6 개월 전 +128

    As someone who's "slightly" older than these movies, we were saying NOS or nitrous interchangeably way before this movie was written. The movie series definitely mainstreamed a lot of terms, but definitely didn't invent anything.

  • @3LZ0RR0
    @3LZ0RR0 2 년 전 +6812

    Everytime Dom says *FAMILY* , 500HP get's added to all of his cars

    • @CrippledMerc
      @CrippledMerc 2 년 전 +264

      So that must be how he had 5000 horsepower in the scene where they all harpoon his car!

    • @No-sr5fb
      @No-sr5fb 2 년 전 +80

      He's really just been giving his party a buff all this time

    • @Fosi94
      @Fosi94 2 년 전 +8

      loooooooooooooooool

    • @wunder9613
      @wunder9613 2 년 전 +2

      L

    • @thereal1kmoney308
      @thereal1kmoney308 2 년 전 +3

      😂

  • @Nate34
    @Nate34 3 년 전 +3678

    When my friend points out my car hasn’t moved in three months
    Me:Forget about it cuh

    • @Nate34
      @Nate34 3 년 전 +95

      HELP THERES A BOT HEEEELP

    • @CARandDRONE
      @CARandDRONE 3 년 전 +61

      @@Nate34 there's too many of them! Save yourself!

    • @weirdbeardgarage
      @weirdbeardgarage 3 년 전 +13

      Try 7 years...

    • @Nate34
      @Nate34 3 년 전 +3

      @@weirdbeardgarage lmao gl

    • @samuelorellana2603
      @samuelorellana2603 3 년 전 +5

      Poor F me Rita. I'm sure she'll be satisfied by posting in the youtube comments of a popular video. Hang in there, Sweetheart

  • @kirk0respite
    @kirk0respite 7 개월 전 +117

    The thing about the “keep your car your respect is good enough for me” is actually very sweet it’s referring to what Brian said in the first movie about respect being more important to some people and Dom learning this from him showing that a piece of Brian lives on in dom RIP PAUL

    • @rengab137
      @rengab137 20 시간 전

      That's the first thing I thought of!

  • @DanceGeekRob
    @DanceGeekRob 년 전 +157

    This seemed like a genuinely super fun episode for these guys.

  • @jeffconstantino5235
    @jeffconstantino5235 3 년 전 +6182

    They should call the 10th movie “fast 10 your seatbelts”

  • @jkleinhu4406
    @jkleinhu4406 3 년 전 +5532

    The way Paul walker says “I need Nos” like he’s a junkie

    • @RandomStuffGarage619
      @RandomStuffGarage619 3 년 전 +225

      No he says "NAWZ". THAT is what makes it so funny! And a motec exhaust hahaha that's like saying superchip wheels lol

    • @andrewmccumber5871
      @andrewmccumber5871 3 년 전 +174

      He's addicted to the nos energy drink lol

    • @charliepayy
      @charliepayy 3 년 전 +9

      @@andrewmccumber5871 not from uk

    • @shanehampson8704
      @shanehampson8704 3 년 전 +43

      thats back when he was hangin with steve o

    • @aryooon1493
      @aryooon1493 3 년 전 +6

      its like Ozzy Osbourne

  • @ImaginaryNate
    @ImaginaryNate 9 개월 전 +125

    As a main character, only 18 total points from Brian is pretty impressive. Especially bc 10 of those came from one line.

    • @brodiwheeler7583
      @brodiwheeler7583 5 개월 전 +8

      Drop it. I don’t wanna talk about it!

    • @seand.g423
      @seand.g423 3 개월 전 +3

      Drop it, Hel! I wanna hear em on _this,_ ​@brodiwheeler7583

    • @brodiwheeler7583
      @brodiwheeler7583 3 개월 전 +10

      @@seand.g423 I said fuhgettaboutit Cuh!

  • @soulhometv
    @soulhometv 년 전 +82

    God, this is easily the most I've laughed during a Donut video.

  • @Yungbsao
    @Yungbsao 3 년 전 +1721

    James and Nolan: *breathes*
    Lady in the background: *HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA*

    • @garlicbread4244
      @garlicbread4244 3 년 전 +274

      Thats where the cringe is

    • @azzz..6
      @azzz..6 3 년 전 +177

      I swear it was so annoying

    • @max_x2
      @max_x2 3 년 전 +195

      She's having fun. Remember that feeling?

    • @gamingden444
      @gamingden444 3 년 전 +39

      I think it might even be fake

    • @azzz..6
      @azzz..6 3 년 전 +46

      @@max_x2 I think we all do wouldn’t we if we’re a human being, I’m just saying her laugh is annoying af

  • @kevinarias6843
    @kevinarias6843 3 년 전 +2462

    I'm sorry but that Ludacris line about divorce is actually hilarious, has to be a 0

    • @bigthumpernick4150
      @bigthumpernick4150 3 년 전 +200

      right that's what I was thinking. It wasn't cringy at all I just lmao

    • @seanharrison6162
      @seanharrison6162 3 년 전 +156

      I think most of his lines is just him talking no script

    • @SuperXtremeJosh
      @SuperXtremeJosh 3 년 전 +4

      Sameee

    • @eastrock9805
      @eastrock9805 3 년 전 +25

      Yeah and it's soooo original. Literally never done before.

    • @Enigmaz
      @Enigmaz 3 년 전 +45

      It wasn't cringy...the men get it!

  • @jonnymac86
    @jonnymac86 8 개월 전 +32

    "I live my life a quarter mile at a time" was expecting this to show up. i laughed a lot in this one. thanks donut.

  • @santavgc5950
    @santavgc5950 9 개월 전 +8

    Dude whoever is cackling in the background I love you 🤣 makes me feel like I'm in the same room 😂

  • @deathberry33
    @deathberry33 3 년 전 +2454

    The girl's laugh is so consistent it almost sounds like it's canned

  • @sirsawtooth4044
    @sirsawtooth4044 3 년 전 +1835

    One of the producers laughs is like revving a Honda.

  • @ddblink02
    @ddblink02 6 개월 전 +10

    This might be my favorite Donut video. This is two buddies talking shop about one of their favorite things. 10/10

  • @Staying_Dangerous_Official
    @Staying_Dangerous_Official 11 개월 전 +13

    I don't think I laughed this hard at a YT video before. 2 years old and it took me back in a time machine. Thanks

  • @spartans5952
    @spartans5952 2 년 전 +2170

    bro where is The Rock saying “Daddy’s gotta go to work” and then tearing off his cast like its a plastic bag 😂😂

    • @MRREE-zw6xc
      @MRREE-zw6xc 2 년 전 +37

      I really appreciate that they have both matching Dom necklaces!!

    • @krimsonk-9478
      @krimsonk-9478 2 년 전 +115

      "Imma beat you like a cherokee drum"
      Idc how big you are, this threat would throw me off and make me crack up if you're about to kick my ass.

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK 2 년 전 +24

      @@krimsonk-9478 the proper response is "I'm gonna take your land and introduce you to dysentery then"

    • @juancerda3188
      @juancerda3188 2 년 전 +18

      @@krimsonk-9478 super sus line the first time I heard it😂😂I stared at the theater screen like 🤨

    • @matijapavicic2224
      @matijapavicic2224 2 년 전 +3

      wtf thats just cool hows that cringe hahahahaha it the rock

  • @ryancurley2351
    @ryancurley2351 3 년 전 +2066

    James: **Says something funny**
    Woman in background: ahAhAHAHAHAHA

    • @brycewiggins6677
      @brycewiggins6677 3 년 전 +251

      I swear she was doing it just for attention

    • @843arms
      @843arms 3 년 전 +397

      That laugh made me cringe more than any of the lines hahaha

    • @stoff3r
      @stoff3r 3 년 전 +62

      That was the only thing that made me spit out my cereal during this whole thing. love her !

    • @Loebane
      @Loebane 3 년 전 +24

      Haha I loved it.

    • @ronpaulssecretary
      @ronpaulssecretary 3 년 전 +96

      @@843arms "woman has fun in a video" you: THIS IS CRINGE

  • @madMARTYNmarsh1981
    @madMARTYNmarsh1981 11 개월 전 +8

    'It doesnt matter whats under the hood, only who's behind the wheel'
    I want to see Dom driving a Reliant Robin in the next film if he really believes that.

  • @badsonsentertainment
    @badsonsentertainment 10 개월 전 +10

    I think in the Fast 1, when Vince was hostile towards Brian I think it was because of his intuition telling him that Brian is bad news for the group that maybe he might be a cop.

    • @kiaba360-4
      @kiaba360-4 4 개월 전 +4

      Vince also has a thing for Mia iirc.

    • @girlytomboyx
      @girlytomboyx 4 개월 전 +3

      @@kiaba360-4yep Vince wanted Mia all to himself

  • @TrinidadCardonaOfficial
    @TrinidadCardonaOfficial 3 년 전 +4105

    I never noticed how hood brian was in the 2nd one 😂 “lmk right quick” “forget about it cuh” LMAOO

    • @topography
      @topography 3 년 전 +521

      pockets aint empty cuh

    • @GreenRanger91
      @GreenRanger91 3 년 전 +65

      I thought i was the only one lol

    • @hostileaks4495
      @hostileaks4495 3 년 전 +222

      I like to think tyrese was feeding him those lines or something I can't think of any reason his character would change that much from the first movie.

    • @LordPrometheous
      @LordPrometheous 3 년 전 +66

      how did you not notice it? that shit was terrible. He's never been a great actor to begin with, but the code switching as soon as he's talking to Roman was just wack as fuck.

    • @LordPrometheous
      @LordPrometheous 3 년 전 +39

      @@hostileaks4495 it sounded like the first time in his life that he wanted to try to "west coast hood", because of course that's how we all talk. He should've said, "no, I'm not saying that stupid shit".

  • @anthonys3892
    @anthonys3892 3 년 전 +1192

    “I said forget about it cuh” - The Late Paul Walker’s greatest line

  • @melindat.1259
    @melindat.1259 8 개월 전 +8

    I just discovered this channel. Love it. I'm a nurse and this video reminds me of how healthcare workers yell at the TV when watching medical shows. I didn't think about any other types of careers. I like how this is mechanics doing the same thing with car movies. So funny.

    • @woohunter1
      @woohunter1 3 개월 전

      Haha, sorta same thing here: I’m a remodeling contractor, sometimes I loose my sanity when I watch a house flipping episode in tv. I have been known to pause the show, rewind it, and show my wife the mistake they just made.

  • @MirkoDestiny
    @MirkoDestiny 4 개월 전 +2

    "Forget about it cuh" is a national Treasure.

  • @god.mp4
    @god.mp4 3 년 전 +1088

    "Did you sleep good?"
    "yes."
    "what did it cost?"
    "my friend's office"

  • @tristanmurry7484
    @tristanmurry7484 3 년 전 +1151

    “it doesn’t matter what’s under the hood. all that matters is who’s behind the wheel”
    me in my riced out 2002 altima 2.5: 👁👄👁

    • @exoticjdm5761
      @exoticjdm5761 3 년 전 +35

      Me with a stock 93 integra: 👁👄👁

    • @user-cg9zq4bt5q
      @user-cg9zq4bt5q 3 년 전 +30

      How about a 07....
      ...PRIUS!😆

    • @TheCarpenterUnion
      @TheCarpenterUnion 3 년 전 +9

      You are speed

    • @BigMosh
      @BigMosh 3 년 전 +9

      Mean while I got my s197 5.0 coyote with turbo but if dom drove your car I’m getting the gap sauce 😂😂

    • @exoticjdm5761
      @exoticjdm5761 3 년 전 +2

      @@user-cg9zq4bt5q sheeesh bro sends civics with laptops to grapple bees

  • @xXxXxDragonslayerxXxXx
    @xXxXxDragonslayerxXxXx 6 개월 전 +4

    That girl laughing in the background is cringe 😂😂

  • @broceratops1337
    @broceratops1337 7 개월 전 +7

    James and Nolan's friendship on full display ❤️

  • @FoureyedErik
    @FoureyedErik 3 년 전 +808

    You guys forgot when Tyreese said “you better hide the baby oil” and The Rock responded with “you better hide that big ass forehead” 😭☠️

    • @0Heeroyuy01
      @0Heeroyuy01 3 년 전 +137

      fun fact that was all improvised and Ludacris's reaction is genuine

    • @markmcdonald6665
      @markmcdonald6665 3 년 전 +64

      I thought that was funny as hell

    • @serialhater7360
      @serialhater7360 3 년 전 +30

      @@markmcdonald6665 same..i almost choked on my popcorn when i heard that

    • @JDMKEV
      @JDMKEV 3 년 전 +2

      @@0Heeroyuy01 yeah thats what makes it even better when you rewatch it ahaha

    • @terminal_veloster986
      @terminal_veloster986 3 년 전 +13

      That was actually funny though and completely improvised😂

  • @lanadee4835
    @lanadee4835 3 년 전 +587

    The line where the rock says "daddy's gotta go to work" and literally explodes his arm cast by flexing is an 11/10

    • @candycorn4912
      @candycorn4912 3 년 전 +6

      Incredible moment 👏👏👏

    • @youknow2849
      @youknow2849 3 년 전 +29

      Holy f lmao im so glad i quit watching after Tokyo drift

    • @ddm62571
      @ddm62571 3 년 전 +10

      Maybe the most cringiest line of the series. 😆

    • @lanadee4835
      @lanadee4835 3 년 전 +4

      @@ddm62571 lol yeah, it's in my top 3 for sure

    • @WL2K
      @WL2K 3 년 전 +1

      @@youknow2849 Im glad I quit watching after the first one. I think I'm *up to speed* just by watching this video

  • @mattwilkinson5605
    @mattwilkinson5605 11 개월 전 +3

    Forgot about “pockets ain’t empty cuz”

  • @lostgubbins
    @lostgubbins 7 개월 전 +4

    i would absolutely love a running commentary track or watch along of the fast series with these two

  • @AnotherMC
    @AnotherMC 2 년 전 +1532

    “Better hide your baby oil”
    “Better hide that big ass forehead”

  • @bradelson2181
    @bradelson2181 3 년 전 +798

    “Do you even know what DK stands for?”
    “Donkey kong?”
    “Nah, DRIFT KING”

  • @larsw3967
    @larsw3967 11 개월 전 +1

    This was so much more hilarious...since I recently watched the first 5 FFs...and it's fresh in my mind. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kimebrahim4560
    @kimebrahim4560 개월 전

    This is the funniest video I’ve seen on the channel!! Watched it multiple times!! Please do cringiest/dumbest lines from other car movies!!

  • @connordavis5268
    @connordavis5268 3 년 전 +710

    They missed the best lien in the whole franchise, EJECTO SEAT-O CUZ

  • @rarestpepe7157
    @rarestpepe7157 3 년 전 +766

    The girl laughing in the background is like me laughing at my crush’s jokes.

  • @Lang77609
    @Lang77609 개월 전 +2

    You should've added Dom's line from number 1 where he says "Almost had me? You never had me you never had your Car" The way he says it makes it extremely Cringe and also he did almost have Dom Cause it was less than a 4 second difference

  • @jamesredneckterry1223
    @jamesredneckterry1223 8 개월 전

    Man I love your guys stuff!! I've seen damn near every video yall have

  • @Mexifrench311
    @Mexifrench311 2 년 전 +1644

    "You can have any beer you want, as long as it is a Corona" - Dom best line

    • @InTheZoneAC
      @InTheZoneAC 년 전 +38

      "what was that restaurant you wanted to take me to?"

    • @Mexifrench311
      @Mexifrench311 년 전 +56

      My bad there are better, for instance "Hey Einstein take it upstairs! You can't detail a car with a cover on."

    • @TheDennys21
      @TheDennys21 년 전

      "You can have any virus you want, as long as it is a Corona"

    • @Leon.Hickey
      @Leon.Hickey 년 전

      "Pussy"
      -Dom

    • @greensnake00
      @greensnake00 년 전 +7

      Ad long as it's not a bud or Coors 😂

  • @guillermococofrito9196
    @guillermococofrito9196 2 년 전 +1612

    "You just earned a dance with the devil, boy. You are under arrest" sounds like a Steven Seagal line.

  • @user-dc9vs8fb7k
    @user-dc9vs8fb7k 개월 전 +2

    The lady in the background’s laugh was the cringiest/most annoying thing in the video 💀

  • @gannicusnobody7782
    @gannicusnobody7782 9 개월 전 +1

    I enjoyed this video so much. Thank you guys. ^_^

  • @EdgarHernandez-eb9op
    @EdgarHernandez-eb9op 3 년 전 +451

    Favorite quote: “I said forget about it cuhh”

    • @ls7_eric853
      @ls7_eric853 3 년 전 +10

      Its a edgar cuh thats why

    • @JuanFlores-oj1fm
      @JuanFlores-oj1fm 3 년 전 +5

      WOW, literally an Edgar saying "Cuh". This is magic.

    • @ItsYurVatoAlex
      @ItsYurVatoAlex 3 년 전 +5

      To this day I wonder “did Brian really say cuhh??..”

    • @nazz2406
      @nazz2406 3 년 전 +4

      Bruh, I fuckin hated that line n how many times tht shit was used. Like you just couldnt get over how bad it was lol.

    • @saimamerzougui7981
      @saimamerzougui7981 3 년 전

      krplus.net/bidio/eNZ_aoBpi6Osk34

  • @Sebasdiezl
    @Sebasdiezl 3 년 전 +847

    Nobody:
    The girl in the back: ah haha HAAAAA

    • @jannikheidrich2035
      @jannikheidrich2035 3 년 전 +28

      I think it must be fake, if there's another person in the room it most probably can't see what they're seeing

    • @tungabunga4107
      @tungabunga4107 3 년 전 +36

      @@jannikheidrich2035 yea its basically the same laugh every time too

    • @b.roa2366
      @b.roa2366 3 년 전 +35

      @@jannikheidrich2035 it is actually real because they have a female employee and also the whole crew are watching in a big screen

    • @Ispeedymg
      @Ispeedymg 3 년 전 +38

      @@jannikheidrich2035 yeah I think she’s one of the shows crew/producers, she was in the background a lot in HiLow.
      I don’t judge her for laughing too hard, James was a pretty good stand up comedian before he started hosting for Donut.

    • @ArlethSmith
      @ArlethSmith 3 년 전

      @@b.roa2366 Closed fists, he's mad and he throws fits
      Thinking 'bout me making money fucking tits
      I don't give a shit!

  • @Lexyboogie
    @Lexyboogie 11 개월 전 +3

    That granny shifting double clutching line confused me for years, until I realized that you wouldn't double clutch on a drag race anyway. LMAO

  • @charldb972
    @charldb972 27 일 전 +1

    The first one is definitely the most cringe but at the same time the most iconic and best

  • @b1llc0llect0r3
    @b1llc0llect0r3 3 년 전 +370

    “I said forget about it cuh” - Best line ever.

    • @MrMpm3001
      @MrMpm3001 3 년 전 +2

      😂😂😂💀

    • @gabrielperez2198
      @gabrielperez2198 3 년 전 +30

      EJECTO SEATOO CUHHH

    • @b1llc0llect0r3
      @b1llc0llect0r3 3 년 전 +5

      @@gabrielperez2198
      That’s definitely the one lol

    • @ultimatum117052
      @ultimatum117052 3 년 전 +32

      Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Hector is going to be running three Honda civics with spoon engines, and on top of that, he just went into Harry’s and bought three t66 turbos with nos, and a motec exhaust system.

    • @MrMpm3001
      @MrMpm3001 3 년 전 +9

      @@ultimatum117052 yeah but he still won’t have over 100k under the hood like Johnny Tran 😂

  • @quentinkelley
    @quentinkelley 3 년 전 +458

    Best line: "you got anything to eat up in there? We HONGRY"

    • @AL-ov9wx
      @AL-ov9wx 3 년 전 +12

      Hongry 😂😂😂

    • @Koz6336
      @Koz6336 3 년 전 +20

      "we ain't hongry no more bra"

    • @youknow2849
      @youknow2849 3 년 전

      krplus.net/bidio/nLWRgpardGrJY6Q

    • @youknow2849
      @youknow2849 3 년 전 +2

      What do you get when you put 2 socially awkward guys and 1 annoying girls voice in the background..?
      Donut Media

    • @jkuhede
      @jkuhede 3 년 전

      Hahahahah XD

  • @mickeywonders3764
    @mickeywonders3764 6 개월 전 +3

    They suddenly forgot the meaning of cringe

  • @OrcinusLaryngologist
    @OrcinusLaryngologist 개월 전 +1

    “You never had your car” will forever be my favorite line out of these movies.
    It goes so hard.👌

  • @honeydewd4847
    @honeydewd4847 3 년 전 +666

    Y’all just forget “more than you can afford pal, Ferrari”

  • @jeremytheimer7443
    @jeremytheimer7443 3 년 전 +337

    "the thing about street fights, the street always wins" Is by far the worst one in all of fast and furious. especially since they tried to make it a good one-liner and paused the scene to deliver it.

    • @consensus688
      @consensus688 3 년 전 +19

      It would work if every street fight happened during a earthquake

    • @yashasvik2958
      @yashasvik2958 3 년 전 +6

      @@consensus688 or if every street street had a vin diesel superhero to stomp their foot and break the floor in 3

    • @Xsonic378X
      @Xsonic378X 3 년 전 +7

      I loudly said “wtf?” in the theater and then me and my friends missed like a minute of the movie from laughing so much

    • @shadow105720
      @shadow105720 3 년 전

      This one felt like it should have been a callback to something Vince said to Brian in the first movie while fighting over the tuna no crust, but that just never even happened. It's a brand new line (kinda dumb one at that) that they just throw out like it's been in the 7 previous films as well.

    • @storkie1
      @storkie1 3 년 전 +3

      Plus, when he says it, he isn't even standing in the street he's standing on a roof XD

  • @fastlane2914
    @fastlane2914 3 개월 전

    I laughed so hard at this 😂 great vid guys

  • @jg6579
    @jg6579 8 개월 전 +2

    What's even more annoying than these cringy lines is that loud girl in the background with the fake forced laugh.

  • @andreaannoni251
    @andreaannoni251 3 년 전 +826

    meanwhile the girl in the background after every sentence: "ahHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

    • @Liam-ly7up
      @Liam-ly7up 3 년 전 +198

      That was the cringiest thing about this video

    • @andrewtarnowicz
      @andrewtarnowicz 3 년 전 +16

      @@Liam-ly7up agreed

    • @Skimpy33
      @Skimpy33 3 년 전 +59

      Cringe Score: 10

    • @Omgiamsotriggered
      @Omgiamsotriggered 3 년 전 +34

      Bro FR, its so cringy and annoying. Remind me of Conor Mcgregor fight vs Eddie Alvarez when the woman was screaming "EDDIEEEEEEEEEEE" all the time in the background. Please get rid of that.

    • @youknow2849
      @youknow2849 3 년 전 +1

      krplus.net/bidio/nLWRgpardGrJY6Q

  • @var1ables854
    @var1ables854 2 년 전 +2893

    The girls laugh in the background literally is killing me.

    • @Zanamo
      @Zanamo 2 년 전 +212

      Cringy remove her. Not girl sounds lie 50 yo women

    • @KamaleLoco
      @KamaleLoco 2 년 전 +247

      Yeah was annoyin me alot too lol

    • @JaykuzZa
      @JaykuzZa 2 년 전 +71

      She has the joker laugh

    • @CWINDOWSsystem32
      @CWINDOWSsystem32 2 년 전 +18

      In a good way or a bad way?

    • @var1ables854
      @var1ables854 2 년 전 +89

      @@CWINDOWSsystem32 good way.

  • @goattheanimal9065
    @goattheanimal9065 11 개월 전 +1

    My favorite cringy line is from the Rock when he's says, "Wowan...I AM the calvary!!" Lol!😂😂 How did you guys NOT put that one in there. Lmao!!!🤣🤣

  • @BLKBRDD
    @BLKBRDD 7 개월 전 +1

    Jeff from the wiggles ?!?!?! That the most obscurely Australian reference from an American Ive ever heard. 😂 that caught me off guard

  • @dominickbraun8116
    @dominickbraun8116 3 년 전 +563

    Suki as she is jumping the bridge: “Smack that ass.” I’ve been so confused by that line for years

    • @Abel-Alvarez
      @Abel-Alvarez 3 년 전 +86

      Or when she hits the RX-7 and says "Bend over boy". 🙃

    • @NPC-Gamer
      @NPC-Gamer 3 년 전 +17

      Yesss
      I hated that since the first time I've heard it
      It just doesn't make any goddamn sense

    • @wcj_ink
      @wcj_ink 3 년 전 +40

      I think it means how hard the rear of the car is going to smack the concrete when it lands and as for “bend over boy” she’s hitting it from the back so bend over

    • @austingilreath2741
      @austingilreath2741 3 년 전 +7

      @@Abel-Alvarez Suki and Orange had a quarrel at the beginning of the race, then Orange taunts Suki with a sexual innuendo and other types of taunts. But Orange is hogging both lanes of the road which leads to Suki tailgating him. Suki is pissed at Orange so she taunts him with a sexual innuendo. Orange lost focus on the race and came in so hot around a corner, which in turn he left a wide enough gap. Which Suki takes advantage of and overtakes him within the race.

    • @austingilreath2741
      @austingilreath2741 3 년 전 +2

      One half of that quote is a sexual innuendo and the other half is her way of stating Newton's laws of gravity.

  • @ApexAviation9782
    @ApexAviation9782 3 년 전 +293

    The last time I was this early, fast and furious was actually about cars and NOT 3 bald guys fighting bots

    • @gabbytimpug8399
      @gabbytimpug8399 3 년 전 +1

      @F***CK МЕ - ОКЕУ ? BOT

    • @L0VE2T0NGA
      @L0VE2T0NGA 3 년 전

      *me slowly adding together all the bald characters like I'm in the 3rd grade* "DAMN THERE ARE 3 BALD GUYS"😂

    • @MDDeGrande1994
      @MDDeGrande1994 3 년 전

      It *never ever was* about cars (nor street racing) in the first place. It's an *ACTION* movie franchise where the cars and driving/racing are (or at least were) included.

  • @attax6615
    @attax6615 2 개월 전 +1

    the girl laughing in the back is almost dying every second

  • @philip1065
    @philip1065 9 개월 전 +3

    My cringiest one was when dom catches letty in the air crossed gap in the road and lands on a windshield of a car going opposite way on highway, later letty asks “how did you know that car would be there to break our fall?” Like really????

  • @Kiddomike
    @Kiddomike 2 년 전 +2962

    Cringiest line / scene for me was Dom saying: “This is Brazeealll!” With arms wide open.

    • @LeWildTurd
      @LeWildTurd 2 년 전 +158

      With the subtitles reading "This is Brazil" across the screen like we couldn't tell? LMAO I agree that shit was hilarious cringe tho

    • @Douglastrds
      @Douglastrds 2 년 전 +15

      Yes! Thank you!

    • @Realizinq
      @Realizinq 2 년 전 +68

      That shi was kinda real tho cuz it shows americans how other countries are run by the mafia n not the government. A lot of Americans really dont know that exists.

    • @Douglastrds
      @Douglastrds 2 년 전 +153

      @@Realizinq the organized crime in brazil is actually way worse than that. The cringe was an american rich dude trying to act tough and actually commanding the gangs.

    • @mrlazygenius2816
      @mrlazygenius2816 2 년 전 +11

      @@Douglastrds Bruh.. Seriously.. You makin' that out to be like if that really happened lol, in a damn movie!

  • @user-iz8tw2yi8q
    @user-iz8tw2yi8q 3 년 전 +1818

    Be honest, we all want a Fast and Furious with street races again.

    • @nicholasschwear789
      @nicholasschwear789 3 년 전 +186

      I knew the series was dead in fast five when they do a huge setup for s street race and then just cut to them driving in with the cars they won. Like WHAT THE HELL

    • @spidermonkey6987
      @spidermonkey6987 3 년 전 +80

      But it "endorses people to copy that illegal behaviour on our beloved streets and we can't encourage that!!!" -Cops, Mayors, Karens

    • @Ash-fy3cx
      @Ash-fy3cx 3 년 전 +23

      That's what got us into it in the 1st place

    • @jujurodriguez5196
      @jujurodriguez5196 3 년 전 +12

      People try to recreate so many times the truck stunt from first movie that they decided to do kid friendly stuff instead same goes for wwf/wwe ikno different subjects but same pov

    • @IiI_Gogeta_IiI
      @IiI_Gogeta_IiI 3 년 전 +4

      Watch craig liebermans video he helped on the first 2 fast and furious’ and explains why they stray away from the street racing scene. I cant remember what he says but it makes a little bit of sense.

  • @vandalg282
    @vandalg282 11 개월 전 +1

    The reality; all actors are cringey front of the class nerds who took drama in school...
    So they never say no to over the top stage plays, which is exactly the franchise is.

  • @noobrou5857
    @noobrou5857 4 개월 전 +2

    These two are the wrong people to be calling things cringe😂

  • @chrisgonz19
    @chrisgonz19 2 년 전 +690

    "I said forget about it cuh" is the best line in any movie ever.

    • @tWo-hu8mk
      @tWo-hu8mk 2 년 전 +18

      It’s was so. Genuine it had to be improvised 😂

    • @DuBstep115
      @DuBstep115 2 년 전 +14

      I forgot how full of cringe these movies are

    • @kataraxo
      @kataraxo 2 년 전 +10

      “EJECTO SEATO CUH!” comes second😂

    • @lukasnovikas2838
      @lukasnovikas2838 2 년 전 +2

      Eject-o seat-o cuh!

    • @spartanking1405
      @spartanking1405 2 년 전 +2

      It’s alright but I prefer Rome’s “we hungry”

  • @riversider2506
    @riversider2506 3 년 전 +904

    That girl in the background is having the time of her life 😂...

    • @Hdx64
      @Hdx64 2 년 전 +46

      made the video so funny lol

    • @StewCrew72
      @StewCrew72 2 년 전 +111

      Pretty annoying sometimes 😂😂

    • @jaelyn546
      @jaelyn546 2 년 전 +115

      @@StewCrew72 Very annoying to me personally. Seem like she was trying to be heard 🤷🏾‍♂️ just my opinion.

    • @StewCrew72
      @StewCrew72 2 년 전 +10

      @@jaelyn546 agreed

    • @jaycarter885
      @jaycarter885 2 년 전 +52

      I thought that was just a random laugh they threw in.. cringe level solid 10!

  • @alloysmugoh1701
    @alloysmugoh1701 8 개월 전 +3

    Did dom just earth bend😂😂😂

  • @bradk6915
    @bradk6915 개월 전

    Rewatching again, and I could not remember how hard I laughed at this video 😂 💯

  • @Felix-jo5iq
    @Felix-jo5iq 2 년 전 +1856

    Everyone need a girl who laughs at your jokes like the girl in the background. Ha-ha-HAAAAAAA

  • @scottcarroll7782
    @scottcarroll7782 년 전 +1841

    The street wins will always be the cringiest line for me. I remember bursting out in uncontrollable laughter when I heard it in the theater. 😂

    • @ProjectEurobeat
      @ProjectEurobeat 년 전 +44

      I cringe every single time I hear it

    • @alba4132
      @alba4132 년 전 +26

      That one and “words haven’t even been invented yet” were the ones that made me physically cringe in the theaters

    • @icecreampimpdeux
      @icecreampimpdeux 년 전 +32

      Oh yeah, I lost it when he said that shit then he just did his little stomp to collapse the whole structure lmfao

    • @ZombieByte
      @ZombieByte 년 전 +26

      i can just imagine the screenwriter room during that scene
      writer 1 "and then he say's 'the street always wins"
      writer 2 "sweet... but wait aren't they on a roof in this scene?"
      writer 1 "yea shut up, and then he's gonna stomp and the whole building they're standing on is gonna collapse around them"
      writer 2 *exhaling a lung full of nitrous oxide* "...awesome"

    • @AngelFknTasty
      @AngelFknTasty 10 개월 전 +4

      And the earthbending, masterpiece of cringe

  • @RailsofForney
    @RailsofForney 9 개월 전 +1

    14:10
    I think the idea is how wolves have a strong sensitivity to scent (they have a great sense of smell). More likely than not, they included the aforementioned line to complete the wolf reference.

  • @neaituppi7306
    @neaituppi7306 개월 전 +1

    The dumbest thing is they describe them as their favorite movies.

  • @redacted8567
    @redacted8567 년 전 +1167

    The Paul Walker “cuh” line is so cringe it loops back around to being a good line

    • @TunaMayoInumaki
      @TunaMayoInumaki 년 전 +132

      Stop callin it cringe, cuh

    • @ryisz1257
      @ryisz1257 년 전 +34

      That line was supposed to be that way

    • @jaynyce5923
      @jaynyce5923 년 전 +46

      “Cuh” is Florida slang so it made sense since 2 Fast was in Miami

    • @redacted8567
      @redacted8567 년 전

      @@jaynyce5923 still cringe as shit

    • @Brian-pc5xe
      @Brian-pc5xe 년 전 +9

      @@jaynyce5923 still turbo cringey

  • @matisse8684
    @matisse8684 3 년 전 +291

    “Try 5”
    Plot twist: Shaw was actually talking about shoe sizes

  • @lancesbeataxes2901
    @lancesbeataxes2901 10 개월 전 +3

    I just happened to turn on Furious 7 and saw "The Street... Always Wins" line and thought it was the worst written line and delivery I had ever seen. I very much love the movie after starting it from the beginning.

  • @ashersdad1755
    @ashersdad1755 11 개월 전 +3

    Lmao.....absolutely agree on the rocks first line....that was a prime example of Dewayne Johnson playing Hobbs playing The Rock

  • @patomullers6302
    @patomullers6302 3 년 전 +309

    "Do you know who is dk?"
    "DONKEY KONG? "

  • @jordanceglinski5469
    @jordanceglinski5469 3 년 전 +393

    I can’t believe they left off “You almost had me? You never even had your car!”

    • @trevoring9442
      @trevoring9442 3 년 전 +7

      that is not how the line goes

    • @kadeneck5486
      @kadeneck5486 3 년 전 +26

      “You never had me. You never had your car”

    • @reyfuentes4572
      @reyfuentes4572 3 년 전 +12

      Nah actually that's a badass line to say after you win a pinkslip...

    • @lukasm.1894
      @lukasm.1894 3 년 전 +3

      How's that cringe though

  • @Roughrider77
    @Roughrider77 개월 전 +1

    I swear Vin Diesel’s voice should be one of those move announcements, his voice is epic!.

  • @WomFPV
    @WomFPV 7 개월 전 +1

    Good lord who is the cackling banshee in the background? She made me laugh more than the video! 😂

  • @cristianfranco979
    @cristianfranco979 3 년 전 +279

    “Your respect is good enough for me” I think that’s a nod to Paul Walker’s line that talks about respect in the original Fast and Furious

    • @youknow2849
      @youknow2849 3 년 전

      krplus.net/bidio/nLWRgpardGrJY6Q

    • @uriels4097
      @uriels4097 3 년 전 +3

      Since we see him again in the movie, it feels like "now you own me a favor"

  • @TheBrianFlanagan
    @TheBrianFlanagan 3 년 전 +533

    Nolan: Blinks
    James: Coughs
    Bridgette: *ROFLMAO LOLOLOLOLOL* 😂 🤯

  • @kernelcolumbus
    @kernelcolumbus 개월 전 +1

    YOU almost had ME!? You never had me!! YOU NEVER HAD YOUR CAR!!!!

  • @amiwrongaboutsports
    @amiwrongaboutsports 10 개월 전 +2

    I’m sad they didn’t say “it doesn’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning is winning” and the original is the winner

  • @markp9366
    @markp9366 3 년 전 +284

    “U can have any brew u want as long as it’s a corona”

    • @aahilabdulnazeer9182
      @aahilabdulnazeer9182 3 년 전 +18

      Corona Beer Company: Yes! Nailed it Vin Diesel!
      Coronavirus: 👁👄👁

    • @maciejnowak666
      @maciejnowak666 3 년 전 +3

      Ive been using that line for 20 years

    • @nejitentenlee21
      @nejitentenlee21 3 년 전 +1

      The weird thing about that is that Corona never paid them to do all that

    • @cronicjointpain1
      @cronicjointpain1 3 년 전 +1

      It's a play on the old Henry Ford quote:
      One of Henry Ford's famous quotes about the Model T was, "Any customer can have a car painted any colour that he wants, so long as it is black."

  • @WtbgoldBlogspot
    @WtbgoldBlogspot 2 년 전 +858

    I love the alternate reality, where Dom says "The Street Always Wins" and stomps his feet....but absolutely nothing happens.

    • @valentincelestite9861
      @valentincelestite9861 2 년 전 +30

      And this is why he became the bad guy in F8, he was just traumatized and wanted revenge from the street

    • @acorn4461
      @acorn4461 2 년 전 +1

      @@valentincelestite9861 what? That is definitely not even close to why he went rogue

    • @valentincelestite9861
      @valentincelestite9861 2 년 전 +4

      @@acorn4461 But it's an alternate reality so I think it's possible x)

    • @mr.gilbert2790
      @mr.gilbert2790 2 년 전 +5

      @@acorn4461 shut up

    • @47.FortySeven.47
      @47.FortySeven.47 2 년 전 +1

      Or better, He sprains his ankle.. and Jason just shoots hi.

  • @cannabishornliu6119

    "This car is literal perfection!"
    Dom: "It will be if its driven by family!"

  • @bobwalsh3751
    @bobwalsh3751 9 개월 전 +1

    "I like her smile" was basically a PG-13 way of saying "Fuck you, THAT'S why."

  • @kakakaseygagas
    @kakakaseygagas 3 년 전 +479

    Tokyo Drift:
    -what are you doing talking to my girl?!
    -well she was just admirin’...*turns head* mah riiiiideee.

    • @martinv3126
      @martinv3126 3 년 전 +47

      *guy in the background *
      “mah riiiiide”

    • @a.castillo2190
      @a.castillo2190 3 년 전 +4

      @@martinv3126 and that's in the subtitles so it wasn't adlibbed lol some guy got paid to obnoxiously yell Mahh Rayyhhhddeee, lololol

    • @ethanpetty3108
      @ethanpetty3108 3 년 전

      Hahahahahhahahaahhahahaahhahahaahahahahahahahagagahahahahhaahhaahhaahhaahahahahhaahahhaahaahahahahagagag

    • @victorxdavid
      @victorxdavid 3 년 전 +1

      wow you watched the video aswell??

    • @untiedgabriel4850
      @untiedgabriel4850 3 년 전

      Na it’s mah raaaaaade

  • @Wlvrtnjm
    @Wlvrtnjm 3 년 전 +412

    Vin Diesel is the 3rd most popular bald guy in his own franchise.

  • @firstnameIastname
    @firstnameIastname 3 개월 전 +1

    Cringiest part of this video is that shrieking banshee in the background trying to emulate human laughter, but sounds like a mating ostrich that's dying