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If you and the boys were out in a pub and you all got in a brawl..which current Premier League Manager you would want in your corner and which current player??
meatkelarteta
At this point I'm just expecting rants to cook his own team every episode π
Came here to say this exact thing
What else is he gonna do utd been awful the whole season
We donβt play good football anyway
And he ain't late either. He cooks them on a regular. Never fails. He's a problem. Rantsπππ
What else can we expect? Lmao With Uniteds form ALL season?
βGarnacho was Destinyβs childβ
This man never disappoints fam, absolutely floored me πππ
6:20 "I'll light you up like it's Diwali" Expressions is the goat fr
That bar about Robbie and 5 starters missing ππ€£π€£ ffs
Ex ripping in to Robbie never gets old π
That one was next level. Ex's bar is high but that was something else!
That's fucking hilarious. Robbie has to appreciate it.
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Top drawer stuff ngl π
Garnacho? We should call him BeyoncΓ©, he was Destinys child
He is mixed raceπ€£π€£π€£
Should call him simple jack from tropic thunder
As a Spurs fan, I'm convinced that rants is suffering severe depression the way he cooks his own team.
The man is ignorant. That's it!
I mean any utd fan that doesnβt lacks standards, weβre dogshit and have no reason to celebrate anything
@@harrygiles7525 yeh but it's always the sack the manager almost as if these players didn't sack the 5 before then π€‘
Heβs just tired
I'm a spurs fan blud and I'm pissed for himπ u can see the love and passion he has for his club that he gets hated for loving deep.π€·ββοΈ
No one roasts their players for playing bad more than these 2π€£
It's alright for ex cos spurs have and had absolute scrubsππ and I'm spurs and I've been cooking this team for years the difference is big ange is getting rid of the players I've had problems with and I'm here for itπ they need to be held accountable and slandered. It's reasonable (last years tottenham players)
@@swiper66mainwest21what you think of Davies?
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Absolute scrubs....πππ
@@benllewellyn1887 π€£π€£
@@peggi18 Newcastle United ****
Allardyce with allopecia is crazy πππ
So so crazy. How on earth did he come up with that
Now I truly believe they share the same motherπ€£
βMan got Fizz up at home like Antonyβs Missesβ β οΈ!
Fis up at home like Antony's missis π
That line threw me as well ππ
Rants underrated cause that bar was crazy had to wheel it up
βGarnacho was Destinyβs childβπππ
When someone roasts there own team you know there in the gutterππ
πππ rants is just cooking his own team like fried riceπππ
They need cooking π I'm surprised Tottenham didn't win
β@@TheRealist2024gotta keep zEth
Allerdyce with Alopicia!!! π€£π€£
As a Cameroonian, united can keep onana we donβt need him
Garnacho got ragdolled by Udogie in every confrontation, got absolutely no change out of him.
Rants best line EVER. Man said "looking behind the shower curtain" πππππππ
The fact that Destiny was sick with the same flu that took out Kulu makes his performance even more impressive. Apparently there were a few Spurs players with that same flu that played! COYS!
this sickness made me think of lasagna gate lol i was proper thinking we were cursed
The Thomas partey segment had me crying π
Timestamp ?
@ 35:00
KG needs to go Turkey and gym to take away the ammo from expresions
π Expressions bars/lines are absolutely legendary! It's deserve a quote page of its own on twitter
From Tenheisenberg to Alladyce with alopecia....is peak for Rants and yanited π
7:18 Garnacho is Destiny's Child π
Rant said 17 teen checking behind the shower and under the bed bro I couldnβt hold the π people looking at me in publicπ rants cooking
"I'll light you up like its Diwali blud" nahh didnt know ex got Indian bars as wellπππππ
Kiera Knightley catching strays for no reasonsπππ
Half a season of ange vs 18 months of ten hag. Says it all
Phillip Schofield comment was crazy π
06:29 VIOLATION!!!π€£π€£
Best podcast out here by far π₯
Frank Warren trying to sign Xpresions as ring announcer for the Fury Usyk fight πππππ
And it's ooooozing sauce I love that first line of Expressions in BANTS SPORTS OOZ
Rants is my guy, but just a few months ago he was saying KDB sucks and all he does is spam crosses. Glad to hear him giving KDB props now bc I was so mad when he was slating him earlier this season. Haha. Big up yourself, Rants.
Rants v Ex. The biggest Derby π
We were all over you like a team viewer sponsor πππ
6:24 βIβll light you up like itβs Diwaliβππππ₯bars on bars on bars
34:38
"Shout-out Judges" π
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Tottenham still need more transfers , that squad is thinnn
Thin like rizla
Thin like rants brain
@@user-fs3xz4wr5mmeaning you got brain π§ than rant? ππ stop kidding yourself
@@user-fs3xz4wr5m nothing can be thinner then Rantz brain π
The starters gone missing line was π₯π₯π₯ ππ. EX the GOAT
Manure Utd struggled against High Line FC.... I Love it!!!!!!!
Big up everyone on this cold but sunny monday!
If B Johnson would actually use his pace and put in a decent cross we would have won the game. The amount of times players were in the box with B Johnson wasting crosses was frustrating to watch. He is asleep half the time and not aware of his surroundings. He would not have gotten away with that if Kane was still at the club. Kane would have been screaming at him to get balls in the box.
I knew this episode won't make an hour....no assana 4 uπππππ
The analogies are top fucking tier HOLY FAM πππ, big up ex you gotta hit up Toronto π¨π¦
Proud spurs fan from Uganda
Love you bigex ur content keeps me going
Come on spurs
That Judges parody had me in tears π
Thank you for the subtitles in the opening, I finally know what "Josh Snow" βοΈ stands for! π
Explain π€£
Love the show and the SET ....Highly technical players tend to rise to the top and stay there for a longer time than pace and power players.
Johnson's face just shows fear he must start enjoying his game more
Infuriating how he gave up on challenges and refused to track back.
@@dannyhodorowski5847 he needs to want to score his not working on his craft
Bro those old videos to now
You boys killing it
17:49 Bale v Maicon in the Champions League. The streets will never forget.
Tottenham got more possession than Man United like the Exorcistβ οΈβ οΈβ οΈ
That Antony line. Straight off the bat.
I guess it's only right he takes it on the chin.
When Rants said βhe was destiny childβ even ex was caught off guard
The only thing Bruno does is argue every single game π π an i can see Arsenal lives rent free in both y'all heads ππ
Manuel had two attempts 2 goal. Very efficient
49:02 Bun up π
Rants said when 17 went home he checked under his bed, behind the curtains and in his shoes in case destiny was there.
who is 17?
Garnacho β@@techarch8851
Garnacho but he refuses to say his name lol@@techarch8851
@@techarch8851Garnacho
@@techarch8851 GARNACHO
Kyle walker bit had me rolling
Large up you 2 always been a fan and supporter of both your channels and shows. 1 thing you guys forgot to talk on the El Classico Spanish Super cup final
5:14 you man got dominated at home so much so Kurt Zoumaβs cat is probably called Erick Ten Hag famππππππ
can you explain it? why would Kurt Zouma's cat call Erik Ten Hag? Sorry I dont get it
@@raymondqiu8202 you know the video of Kurt Zouma kicking his cat at home, that video went viral, so Ex is saying that Manchester United got dominated at home same way Zoumaβs cat was being dominated at home
@@Pryncito ye i get that but why would his cat call Ten Hag tho? Ten hag won't stop the domination so why call him for help? but if its just a parallel then i get it
Rants face at intro πΆ dududududuuudddu πΆ π΅πππ
just discovered Expressions .. bruh.. you're hilarious.. Eddie How, more like Eddie Who lmao..
The most anticipated episode π
guys let get rants to a 100k subs
Chelsea fan here...came for the banterππ
Your used to banter then bro ππ
β@@chris31075 His team won the UCL couple of seasons ago. Doubt he cares that much lol. Chelsea will be back soon. Give em a season or 2.
@@chris31075 definitely πππ
@@CristanioPeweyyy thanks bro
Allardyce with alopecia ππππ
thoughts on going to 2 podcasts a week wouldnt even need to be about footy id still watch
β His sperm ainβt walkers, they are runnersβ considering that walkerβs next kid wonβt get his name, this was ill of the domeπ
Keira knightly catching strays!
I love that intro so much ππ......ooooooooooooooooooooooozinggg saaaaauccceeeeeeeee
Ederson was injured because the Newcastle player was offside but this stupid rule now exists where the play has to continue until the end of the attack. So, walker collided with ederson trying to defend an offisde attack.
2 weeks after Stones got injured away to the diet scousers for the same bullshit rule.
Don't forget Akanji
Big up for Jackie Chan "Who am I"
Fernandez absolutely clueless, wandered about dizzy from watching the ball zip to and fro.
Azpilicueta and Sterling, Kyle Walker vs Vinicius as well π
Our midfield was on Conte settings and Man U still couldn't deal with usπ
I have to assume that Ten Hag is gone once the new Sir Jim regime gets in and reviews everything. Probably at the end of the season. Our season is finished anyway so I can wait till the end of the season.
No Arsenal Hating Therapy this week, how is Rabts going to survive this week? π π π
Makes a change
Fiz up at home like anthonys wife had be spitting out my drinkπππ evil
Rants mentioning what Pep said about the final third having nothing to do with coaching, but quality and then heβs saying that if Postu had Uniteds attack they would suddenly be fire.. Make it make sense π
MeatKel Arteta is a great name π
KDB the greatest midfielder in PL history tbh (not most skilled, that's DEFINITELY Yaya Toure, that guy was ridiculous) but KDB is the "greatest"
KDB is the best midfielder in the world, not Bellingham. Hype boy Jude.
Gernacho has become argentinian dan james π π€£
24 hours later onana didn't start ππ
idk how we dominated midfield with skip and hoiberg.... ange magic
Heβs called Bentancur.
The obsession with Arsenal from Expressions is wild !!!
Arsenal lives rent free in Exs head
Big up both you β€... Coys
Spotify?
Is Ex doing a watch along for the Royal Rumble
Allardyce with alopecia π
Yoos 2 SNATCH OF THE DAY for Sure πππ
Udogie was Cell and absorbed 17
Wallad of the week Meatkel Arteta π€£π€£ππ
I like it that Ex respects Rants coz he just talks over everyone else. But together, this is a good show and Ex is better for it. I do like him cooking Robbie shamelessly too though π§βπ³ π©βπ³
Android 17 kills me every time
Timo Bunsenburner has more Assists than Anthony
partey is trainig in dubai with the squad there are videos and pics
El Mohammed....nahhh EXππππππ
brother said that ange wouldnβt do what arteta did with the meat? ange probably wouldβve ate salt baes hand too. 0 self awareness βmy manager could neverβ