EXPRESSIONS RIPS INTO CHELSEA, Β£1 BILLION WORTH OF TEARS, CARABAO CUP BOTTLED |Chelsea 0-1 Liverpool
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To be that happy as a Tottenham sex supporter fam you should be ashamed of your self atleast our last trophy was at 2021 and Tottenham last trophy was at 2008 fam
I lost it when he said β these man have AGT in goalβ πππ
That was so funny, had me laughing with AGT in goal so hilarious πππ
One word .. Bluesey , this is Chelsea's new song from Elton John -
I guess that's why they call it the blues krplus.net/bidio/osyOlJhlpIHUk3Ysi=sjdWY496rmM5CkAJ
Ngl he does look like fido Dido 7up AGT from far...
This guy is shameless but Iβm all for it πππππ
Van Dijk is an absolute icon. Saving Liverpool, Arsenal and Tottenham fanβs mental health in the process π
What? πππ Bizarre comment
@@raycoreybecause Poch wouldβve won a cup with Chelsea & we all know Arsenal is not winning anything this season
@@juju10452arsenal winning the league π₯±
β@@juju10452and end up trophyless again πππ
Blue billion bottlejobs FC, we'll never sing that π€£π€£
β@@juju10452 So if Arsenal don't win anything they compete in 4 competitions next season again.
βSean Paul at Right backβ π just give me the ball and amm a scoreeee
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FUCKKKKK STOPPPPππππ
Dryceido aka Moises Cardceido, Ukraine Bolt, Raheem Shillings, Carlton Cole Palmer and Conn No-Goallagher is maaad π
Fookin bonkers π
Moises cardio
Gary neville had no right to do chelsea like that on live tvππ
He left Wembley for who knows what π
He did ππ
What did he do?
β@@haqs555he said it is klopp kids vs the blue billion pound bottle jobs
He cooooked i cant lie
chelsea really lost to a team with players that probably have maths tommorow π
Lmao π€£
π€£ good one
Spud fan?
If they do Maths tomorrow, then can do a +1 to a trophy cabinet π€£
Maths GCSE O lvl prelimππ
Nah losing to kids who just got their National insurance number is crazyπππ
Might as well add Chelsea in the conversation of bottlers 6 cup finals & they chocked
There as useless as the Goons in any European final. π
@@user-vq7xk9el8lwhen was the last time Tottenham won anything significant
You canβt bottle if you werenβt the favorite clown
β@@user-vq7xk9el8lthey're* & European Cup Winner's Cup 1994, still counts π
@@vargo3689you ARE favorites you clown. Β£2B team against academy players.
Ex is the MF DOOM of youtube football punditry
Top comment!!!
Bare lyrics!
Best comment Iβve heard and love the Quasimodo profile pic bro π«ΆπΎ
Was listening to dude the other day. Gutted he's gone ππΏ
Playing for penalties when your opponents fielded kids. Absolute cowardice
Spursy mentality
The etams were of similar age and the same age as Arsenals team form the league last season 24 years old.
Get to VAR Get to the chopper is top notch Jurgen Schwarzenegger πππππππππ
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Your intro deserves a Statue at Stamford Bridge
Since Harry Kane became a pro, Bobby Clark, Conor Bradley, James McConnell, Jaden Danns, Treymaurice Nyoni and Jarrell Quansah were born, joined Liverpool and won silverware and he still hasn't.
Mate thatβs hilariously, if you donβt mind, Iβm steeling that.
Best, and funniest stat ever
Clearly numbers aren't your thingπ... Stick to trolling
I am sure they would all swap their shitty Carabao cup to score even 1 seasons worth of goals to Kane in their entire career. There have been 18 year olds with more premier league titles than Gerrard and Carragher combined.
Shocking by Chelsea they should have dumped Liverpool,if that was any other team they would have battered Liverpool ,something seriously wrong there.
That AGT lineππ
what is agt
@@bungaIowbillu blud
β@@bungaIowbill he's a Liverpool fan from The Kop TV/ DR Sports. Search him on youtube, he looks like Kelleher. Or perhaps Kelleher's dad π π
Klopp vs Poch in a final is like Undertaker vs R truth at Wrestlemania π€£
More like Taker v Gillberg lmao
Both of you are not ok π€£π€£π€£π€£
Nah Wallahi youβve cooked!! πππ
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β@@jakestevens8230who's that? πππ
Phillip Schofield as assistant is crazyπ€£π€£π€£π€£
Nah βUkrainian Boltβ is brazyππ
Conner No-Goallagher is just as maad
I spat out my coffeeππ
As a arsenal fan i love expressions ππππππππ his word play is just π₯π₯π₯π₯
We're fucking massive what a man klopp is our 10th league cup, Chelsea spent 2 billion to get outplayed by our academy π
Thank you reds ! from a tottenham fan - I absolutely DESPISE chelshit !!!!
Chelsea spent 2billion on overhyped players nothing special that Liverpool beat them
@@jakefelix505 copium.
Haha typical Tottenham relying on other clubs for joy because you lot are fucking shite and canβt even dream to end your trophy drought 15 years and counting πππ
"Chelsea are in the mud blud, hermione granger FC" π
Hermione Granger FCπππππ had me rolling
In the mud blud
βLiverpool had AGT in goalπ€£β funniest thing you said on my club. We appreciate the support today to mud that serial losing pochettino pussio. Now do us a favour in the title race and we will do you a favour for top 4. Look forward to a longer cooking on Bants sports oozπ€£π€£
Expressions is a national treasure. Iβve been hurting since that game v Tottenham the disallowed Diaz goal. Expressions just cured my hurt with that joke and honesty. Thank you KING EXPRESSIONS
The funniest man in the UK not online.
I am not lying! Iβve been around a while and this guy has to be the funniest in the UK!
Whoβs funnier (consistently) than this comic genius?
Sean paul at right back, Ukranian bolt got me deadπ€£π€£
I am a Chelsea fan but how this guy is not yet on 1m view is unimaginable. Saying all these while keeping a straight faceπ
every line is a gem... blud actually called that kid mohammed fellaini lmao
Thats y arteta was running like a madman when he beat klopp its not for everyone πππ
Cheaper by the dozen FC ππΌππΌ
1 billion vs the kids is maaaaad π€£
Chelsea are missing an Identity like Jason Bourne πππβΏππ―this brother is a Legendπππ―
Nah, Chelsea deserve this cooking from chef Expressions π¨πΏβπ³π€£π€£π€£
Rass I've never seen expressions rinse a team like this before π€£
Gary neville with his best expressions impression. That nicca with an iconic line
The TV pundits are definitely being influenced by the KRplusrs! Expressions is comedy gold!!!
What did he say thoπ
β@@anonracer95"a billion pound bottlers in blue"π
"The amount of boys I saw out there, i thought Jurgen Klopp was going to need phillip schoefield to manage them"π€£π€£π€£π€£This guy..
This guyπππππππππππππππ
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Best football content creator.
The Liverpool lineup was a straight up violation
That intro was next levelπ
Sean Paul at right back ππππ Iβm dead!!!
The opening with a Rory Jennings impression was great.
π€£π€£π€£@...Chelsea players should now fight to get out of their "Surge Knight Death Row contracts."
Who else loves it when chelsea loses π
Everybody with a brain hopefully.
β@@user-vq7xk9el8l Couldn't agree more.
LFC is pure GoldπͺπΎπβ€οΈπ₯
Marouane Fellaini? Nope itβs Mohammed Fellaini π
Mansour is his twin's name
As an Arsenal fan I'm shocked this man does not have more subscribers. World treasure.
Chilwell out there trying to pick a fight with kindegartenersπ
Liverpool have AGT in the goal post ππ
Year 6s ran Chelseaβs lunch money π
Raheem shillings and rory bartholomew jenningsπ always gets meππ
βLiverpool had agt in goalβ πππ
Raheem shillings πππππ
Sean Paul at right back πππ
that scofield comment was wild π€£π€£
I tried to hold it in but
βSean Paul at right backβ floored me π
Proper banter π
Not Ex calling Gusto βSean Paul-like right backβ π
What an intro didnβt think weβd get the opening credits ππ€£ππ€£
Raheem Shilling ruined me πππππ ah my ribs... Ukraine Bolt πππππ
Neville said it best, kids vs Billion dollar bottlejobs π #YNWA π΄
The red card for caicedo and the Offside goal was 2 crazy calls !!!!
Connor NOgoalagerπππ
Β£1 Billion is a Madness
Expressions references are impeccable!
Bro this is just too funny π big up
Let me get this straight
Klopp played the academy today? Under 23s Under 18s & they still beat Chelsea seniors??? π
Β£1B to get beaten by kids π€¦ββοΈ
8 academy graduates + VVD, Konate and Endo itβs crazy
β@@josephjoestar995and gakpo, Diaz, macca, robbo
That opening monologue was incredible, even by your standards
The City of God reference π Lil Ze will be proud of that !
Classic film. Kids these days dunno about it.
As a Liverpool fan.....I love this....π π π π π
I didn't know what I was seeing. In extra-time I thought the chelsea players added lead weights in their shoes...
The IKEA, Argos line was legendary ππ
What does Argos line mean?
As a Chelsea fan, i stand with this banter π’
"Commenters had to call Liverpool kids from their number not by name , like a lottery balls fam" π π expression the man and myth ,π
The legend!!! He is too good manπ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
Chris Eubank Jr with a bun is relentless π
Screaming fam πππ
Expressions is a GOATπππ―
This is brilliant!!
Those Rory and Sophie impressions π¬π
Brev you are so spot on. Chelsea has lost its identity.
ππππI can't with this man's puns. "Conor No-Goallagher, Moises Cant-cedo, Ukraine Bolt"?π
Haha fair play to expressions! Hilarious as ever with the banter!
Bro you are killing me ππππβ¦.Klopps kids - John Klopp, Wayne Klopp β¦. ππππππ
Rory Bartholomew Jennings never ceases to amuse me.
I waited for this ngl
Suge knight contracts πππ Mad. Up the Reds #YNWA
@0:37 who the heck is Mohammed Fellaini? πππ
Legend, FAM!!!
1 billion fc lost to a team where some of their players got school tomorrow
Awesome Expressions!!! You deserved a millions liked & sub. just for your Intro!
Half of our players out on the pitch still get free travel on local busses
βTheyβre moving like rob holding and Gabriel. ITS NOT A TURKEY TING!!!!!!!!!!!β πππππππ
VVD got the Icon/ Goated pass because that wouldβve been a serious crisis for Spurs, Arsenal and Liverpool and probably United if he didnβt come clutch and he led a team full of kids to win too ππΎ
Donβt know many Captains that can pull that off tbf
Raheem Shillings naaaah ππππππ
What waiting for this so muchππ thanks coz u did it justice
Expressions mate.....absolutely brilliant. Watched this in bed last night and was in hysterics!! The other half was none too pleased as she was sleeping. I don't care, this is priceless π€£π€£
Expressions you are exceptional! ππΎ
Thanks for the Liverpool prop and Chelsea cook session, always love me a good Chelsea grilling and you my friend are one of the best at it.
I'm only as far as the intro and this is your finest workππππ
Sean Paul at right back nah give this guy a night hood youre class ex πππππππ
According to Transfermarkt on the match report, the PURCHASE value and MARKET value for Chelsea's squad (including bench) were β¬680.1 million (ie paid) and β¬687.3 million (current value) respectively.
Whilst for Liverpool it were β¬342.55 million and β¬441.7 million respectively.
However if we ONLY include Chelsea's starting line up and ignore their bench, then their purchase and market values were β¬480.4 million and β¬498 milliln, which is greater than the ENTIRE Liverpool team played today including their unused subs. π
βSCEEEEEEEEEEEENES!!!!!βYNWA β€
This guy is loved by everyone, absolute legend!! Toooo many one liners...definitely carrying Rants like Kane was carrying Spurs for years.