Bricklaying - Mortar Cake

Reality: cement
My brain: bite it

Me: “Oh cool.”
My brain: “Eat it”

When you wanted to became a baker but your parents force you to be a engineer 😂

When there is civil engineer's birthday 😂😂

I’ve never wanted to eat raw concrete in my life until today lmao

At this point, these videos are much more entertaining than the other ones 🧍🧍

When the 2nd cut happened I said “don’t you do it, don’t you do it” cause I knew that slice was gonna be perfect

*When you forgot the birthday cake and had to improvise*

perfect cake for civil engineers birthday 🎂 😂

I was expecting to see human Patrick star in the top left corner, “ that’s purfect” in a soothing and calming tone.

A: Pq minha obra nunca termina
O pedreiro:
Kkkkk

Playing Restaurant in the backyard be like:

That cake was looking thick after the first slice 😂

I already knew I wanted to eat lava. What I didn't know is how delicious that mortar looks

You can littterally tell he was just bored at work lol

A dash of lime on top. With a sprinkle of crushed quarts and your ready to serve

Me: Pretty noice
My brain: EAT IT,JUST EAT IT! I WANT TO TASTE IT

This was actually so satisfying I almost fell asleep

*“Be honest who else is just scrolling through shorts rn”😂*

Lol it looks like he is celebrating his birthday at his workplace cause no one else did

Mom, can we have cake ?
Mom: we have cake at home.
Cake at home:

Eyes: wow smooth cut, very satisfying
Brain: Eat it

Him seeing normal cement:
Me seeing cake:EAT IT

Like a real birthday cake even though it's cement

When you forget your lunch.

that feeling when you made sand cakes as a child 🥺😊

“You boys want some cake?”

its looks like oddly satisfying

When you want to open a bakery but your parents forced you to study civil engineering 😅😅

Eyes: that’s satisfying and cool
Brain:eat it eat it hurry up and eat it

When the cement cake is fluffier than an actual cake:

Just the sound itself 😌✨

More satisfying than most satisfying videos

When you're a construction worker and it's you're birthday

That's how civil engineers celebrate their birthday🎂 😂😂

Why does it look so good 🤤

I am taking the MCAT in a few days and I’m very nervous. This cured all of my anxiety in this moment.

"happy birthday to you"
"we're not friends anymore, dave"

My birthday cake in short 🙂💔

Ah yes delicious cement cake 😌

"Yoyoyo let's cut some cement with something sharp. Oh that's nice. Cement 👍🏻"

Cake cutting was all fun and games until people started shaping them like hands.

Вот так выглидет день рожденье у строителей

My life is now satisfied. Thank you. 😐

wow it turns out that the building sand can be the best cake too, the main thing is that it really bounces, sir

Rip to those person who thought it was a cake

Me playing chef’s in the backyard:

- how satisfying do you want the video to be?
- yes

This is smoother than my last year’s birthday cake 🍰😂😉

When I saw it after the 1st cut i felt it's something else😂

When its your birthday but you need to work:
Why its kinda sad to me 😢

Everyone
Literally everyone: wow he turned it into a cake
Me: that do be thicccccc doe

This is so satisfying 😍

My childhood memories playing in mud cakes with friends 😌😌😌

When it's your Birthday at School: 😰
The Schools Cake: 🧱

I want to eat a little,because it's just like cakes.

That's satisfying 😌

SO SATISFYING!!!!🥰🥰🥰🥰

Pizza company be like: *sees the video* We gotta sign this guy

that's how civil engineers celebrate their birthday😂😂🎉🎉

"Mom, can we get cake?"
"No, we have cake at home"
The cake at home:

初め坊主頭かと思ったから「えっえっ？何してるの？何してるの！？」ってなった

Me: oh cool
Brain: is that cake?

Satisfied satisfying ❤️❤️❤️❤️

This made me hungry.

Me: hmm very satisfying
My brain: EAT IT

Forbidden chocolate cake gang
👇

Who ever made that mud needs a raise, I've done masonry work before and not many people and make a really good consistent mud to get up or down

كلو بالهنا والشفا 🙂👍✨😂

My father: where is the concrete?
Me and my sister: hey you'll want a piece

I’ve never wanted to eat cement so bad in my life

It looks better than any cake my sister has made

I thought this was a bald guy’s head

this is surprisingly satisfying

Me: that’s cool!
My Brain: *e a t i t*

Looks delicious.

So that's why I like building sites 😄😄

The only thing that isn't cake on social media

I zoned out watching this and ended up watching it for like 5 minutes

This reminded me of when I was little, I used to play “bakery” with the mud outside

the first part bouta make me act up

The way it ✨ jiggled ✨ ☺️ So satisfying!

Me: wow this is so cool and looks so soft dam-
My brain: *ÊÄT*

Hard at work! But seriously prob the best thing I've seen in my shorts tab toaday

When he made the first cut I was like “woah chill”

All:I WANT TO EAT THAT
ME:IS PAC-MAN

Birthday of a civil engineers be like this 🤪

The fact that he perfectly take it out is ✨

Looks like a yummy cake🍰

Who else thought that was a bald head?

Me: oh cool, nicee
my brain: mmmmmmmm🤤 eat it

That was so so fascinating ❤️

I was ready to lay after that first slice

Looks like the Krabby O Mondays burgers from SpongeBob haha!

I'm about to make the meme "we concrete down my throat" a reality

Costumer :"What flavour is this?"
Waiter :"wait sir, we need to check the menu"

Woman: did u get our anniversary cake
Man: well.... i couldn't find a cheap one so i got a bit different one
Woman: what flavour??
Man: dunno but eat it as long as it's wet

Eis que você era confeiteiro, mas descobre que gosta da obra

Who else randomly started watching shorts and now is a everyday thing and they upload also

Minha infância toda aqui